Bill's next two first dates:

Bill  "So what do you think about these yogic flyers for world peace I
saw in the paper?"

Date  "Oh my God I am a yogic flyer, I was on that course and it
filled me with bliss!"

Bill "Waiter, check please". (sound of tires squealing all the way out
of the parking lot.)

Next women:

Bill  "So what do you think about these yogic flyers for world peace I
saw in the paper?"

Date "Yogurt what?"

Bill "Oh never mind, please tell me about where you grew up?"




--- In [email protected], "Bill (William)Simmons"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> 
>  That's ok,,,I am certainly accustomed to defensiveness both passive 
> and agressive when speaking about TM with TM'rs
> 
> 
> 
> > How can you tell the difference between someone
> > who is totally brainwashed and programmed and
> > somebody who is so excited by something they've
> > just learned they can't stop talking about it?
> 
> Personally, when I am excited about something I have experienced I 
> speak in terms of "I" and "we" but in the case in point it was 
> all "Maharishi,,,Maharishi,,,Maharishi. Indicating an almost absence 
> of self awareness and identity. Only Maharishi existed,,,only his 
> word, his thoughts, his ideals,,,truely frightening that one person, 
> a simple man who bleeds like the rest of us,,,eats like the rest of 
> us and excretes bodily wastes like the rest of us could be looked 
> upon as different. 
> 
> But then I have walked through the halls of his Center of 
> Enlightenment in Huntsville. Dingy, old, smells of mould, paint 
> pealing off the walls. Kitchen appliances that look like fire 
> hazards. It seemed totally void of life joy or happiness. I felt 
> like I was walking through a morgue. No plants, no flowers only 
> picture after endless picture of Maharishi himself on the walls.
> > 
> > Just for the record, the "German study" is a
> > complete crock.  If you're interested to know
> > more, do a search on Google Groups in the group
> > alt.meditation.transcendental for "German study."
> 
> Ah yes an impartial government study is a crock. Well I don't think 
> the German courts share you view. Can you tell me who set up and who 
> sponsored the site you have recommended?
> > 
> > For that matter, practically everything you'll
> > find on Trancenet is dubious in one way or the
> > other.  Not a reliable source of information on
> > TM.
> 
> I have been to far more sites then Trancenet but thank you for your 
> advice.
> > 
> > Most people just learn TM and go away and
> > practice it on their own without going any
> > further or becoming involved in the TM
> > organization.
> > 
> > It's also entirely possible to learn the 
> > TM-Sidhis and/or become involved with the TM
> > organization without getting into a cultlike
> > relationship with it.
> > 
> > Some people seem to need to establish a
> > cultlike relationship with the TMO, and
> > unfortunately the TMO doesn't do anything
> > to discourage that.
> 
> Absolutely and I couldn't agree more with these statements. In fact 
> I meditate myself,,,regularly. But its not just the cult like 
> mentality referring to the TMO it is also the "worshipping" of a 
> man, that man being Maharishi. He's just a man who has made billions 
> selling a customised version of Hinduism. And there's nothing wrong 
> with that. Just be honest and call it what it is. 
>  
> > > When I first started dating me
> > 
> > Freudian slip?? 
> 
> More like a reality check,,,in the final analysis I was dating 
> myself. Her mind was no where to be found, then again neither was 
> her heart.
> 
>  
> > I kind of doubt she believed she was actually
> > levitating beyond the "first stage" (hopping)
> > of Yogic Flying.
> 
> Wanna bet!!!
> >
>






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