> > LONG overdue C&C! Sorry! ^^;;
>
> Don't apologize yet; my C&C for Moonshadow may be even longer in coming
>_<;...
No worries. :)
> Incidentally, did you get the chapter before this? It was posted way
> back when this list first came up...
Yeah, and I was pretty sure I C&Ced it. Maybe the early, buggy version of
the new list ate it...
> > How about "Chikan Warning: Do not stare directly into Haruno Sakura's
> > crotch, however tempting it may be"?
>
> I don't think there's any way to avoid it, though, considering that
> her crotch appears in just about every chapter...
Disappearing/Reappearing Ninja Crotch!
> > The only catch is they'd videotape her doing it.
>
> Well, of course... but they're videotaping everything else she does,
> and using a toilet is probably less awkward than using a bedpan...
Eh, Japanese toilets are glorified bedpans anyway... :P
> > > because of complacency. This one seemed far too sharp for that, and
> > > unless she was mistaken, he was a member of the Hyuuga clan.
> >
> > "I can see your VDs."
>
> Can they O_o;?
Depends on the VD. I mean, genital herpes would be kind of obvious. So would
crabs...
> > and from the way she kept
> > > adjusting the hem of her dress, it almost looked like...
> > >
> > > "Sakura, are you wearing anything under that?"
> >
> > XD!! ... H_H *nosebleed*
>
> You called it. :P
You telegraphed it. :P
_something_. You're
> > > gonna give people the wrong idea."
> >
> > I *LIKE* the wrong idea H_H
>
> There are probably a lot of people in Konoha that wouldn't object
either...
*Naruto sneezes*
*Kakashi sneezes*
> > > eyes. "I can't believe you used a fucking exploding tag on me!"
> >
> > Wow, it didn't just explode and set fire to her butt, it FUCKED her too?
> > That's some weapon! H_H
>
> I have very little doubt that such a weapon could exist in Naruto...
> and Sakura will probably invent it.
8O
> > > uncertainly, Sakura stared down at the table. "I _have_ been studying,
> > > but mom wouldn't like it if she knew where."
> >
> > The bathhouse? The teahouse? The whorehouse?
>
> More like the slaughterhouse; all of those other places are where
> _normal_ kunoichi go to train. Just ask Kurenai...
Or Jiraiya. He'd know more about it than ANYONE.
> > > but never would've guessed you were into _bondage_..."
> >
> > Yeah, Ino's usually more into bandage, not bondage.
>
> ...great, now the image of 'Ino as Rei' is stuck in my mind -_-;.
Heh!
> > > coma after her ruinous lunch with Ino. Sakura couldn't recall the last
> > > time she'd eaten so much meat in one sitting; it was almost obscene.
> >
> > *opens mouth to make a perverted comment, thinks better of it, shuts up*
>
> Sometimes it a little _too_ easy with this fic, yes? ^_^;
Only just. :P
> > Also, I imagine there's a lot of cold showers in store for poor
> > monkey-man...
>
> Well, he _could_ be happily married... or gay...
Or a eunuch!
...wait, is he main or branch? I can't remember if you ever mentioned it and
I'm too damn lazy to go back and look.
> > O_o;; That's...eerily similar to the pre-prep training for Rasengan. @_@
>
> I suppose it is similar, though the Rasengan training seems more
> geared toward learning to control broad, continuous motions of large
> forces, rather than short, precise motions of small forces.
Yeah, but the underlying principle is similar.
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