why so keen to sell your car
thought you just finished it?

Dave
-----Original Message-----
From: Geordie Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Wednesday, 13 September 2000 8:13
Subject: RE: bastards


>Sincere condolances dude...
>
>Sounds like the cops want to nail whoever did it anyway.
>
>No doubt you'll be driving something twice as good in a few months, so just
>wait and see what opportunities arise.
>
>If you do get your insurance payment, my TRX is up for sale. (And yes it
has
>a time-delayed kill switch.) If you wanna make an offer :)
>
>
>
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Chris Halpin
>> Sent: Wednesday, 13 September 2000 1:02 PM
>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Subject: bastards
>>
>>
>> Well guys, it finally happened.  My car was stolen today from my
>> University
>> carpark - yes the one with the big sign saying 'this carpark is under
>> constant security supervision'.  The f**king prick[s] did it at about
>> 2:00pm, Tuesday (Melbourne Time).  The thing is, they didn't even
>> get it out
>> of Clayton (I go to monash) before they spun out through a dog-leg bend
>> going to fast (hugh skid marks) smashed the front into a telegraph pole,
>> fucking the whole front, bonnet, grill, bumper, disaligning the
>> whole front
>> of the car, and pushing the fan right into the radiator.  But
>> wait, there's
>> more - they then managed to spin the rear into a fence, knocking
>> the fence
>> over (brick) and totally crushing the rear quater pannel in, pushing the
>> rear bumper into the body, and disaligning the whole rear (boot lid, door
>> etc).  Who knows what the did to the axles etc, but they are
>> probably out of
>> alignment too.  But hang on, that's not all.  THey managed to
>> take out the
>> power/communications for that whole region for ages.
>>
>> While this is all happening, I'm still in classes at uni, so the
>> cops phone
>> home, and tell my parents that I've wrapped the car around a
>> pole, and can't
>> be seen anywhere, sending my parents into 'shitting-themselves-mode' and
>> traveling all over clayton and surrounding hospitals to see if they could
>> find me.  The wankers then come into my class at uni (around 300
>> people) and
>> tell me to come outside.  THey had been given a description of a
>> guy running
>> away from the scene, and even though it is obviously not me, continue to
>> tell me that, 'it's a hoon's car, and that they expected to arrest me for
>> crashing and leaving the crime (in not so little words), thinking
>> that I had
>> crashed the car, and decided to leave it in the middle of the street to
>> return to the lecture I was missing.
>>
>> The police then told me that I was not to toutch the car, because they
>> wanted to fingerprint it, so I went to the place it was towed to,
>> and they
>> stuck a huge 'DEFECTIVE VEHICLE (Major box ticked)' sticker on it
>> becasue of
>> the wheels (worn-ish tyres and sticking outside the guards by a few
>> millimeters).
>>
>> Having a shit day at uni, and then finishing to find that your beloved
>> 6-month old and yet-to-be-pranged car had not only been stolen but most
>> probably ritten off, and then called a hoon by some fuck-up of a
>> cop whose
>> never even seen me drive.  Unbelievable.  It's cops like that
>> understanding
>> bastard that give the police force such a great name - he could have just
>> told me to get them fixed, and I would have done so!
>>
>> Well I guess I should stop feeling sorry for myself, and begin to
>> play the
>> waiting game, while I wait to find out whether I will get the
>> insurance pay
>> out or not........
>>
>> Chris 'I wish I could slit the fucker's throat who stole it' Halpin
>>
>> PS - sorry for the french.
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