Wrong, it is not CIA, but the Borg who have intercepted and censored some
messages. That also explains the delay on this list, since a subspace call
takes a while to travel.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.


Johan
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jeff Schnitzer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Orion-Interest" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, June 10, 2001 11:30 PM
Subject: RE: Oracle deal gag


> > From: Jay Armstrong [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> >
> > [...paranoia...]
> >
>
> Have you ever considered that maybe your communications are being
> intercepted and preprocessed by a CIA computer?  Do you hear clicking
> noises every time you pick up the phone?
>
> You have accidentally sumbled across The Swedish Conspiracy.  Ironflare
> is actually a front company for arms smuggling:  It is a little known
> fact that Larry Ellison converted to a radical reactionary Islamic sect
> recently.  Oracle purchases app servers from Ironflare, Ironflare uses
> the money to purchase Kalishnakov rifles from nearby Russia, and a
> renegade CIA group smuggles them into Afghanistan to support the
> Taliban.  Magnus and Karl are ficticious identities; in fact their names
> are acronyms for "Make Arms Gifts Neglecting Upgrading Software" and
> "Keep Armstrong's Replies Limited".
>
> Now that you have now exposed yourself and your knowledge, the Men In
> Black will be coming for you soon.  Good luck!
>
>
> Jeff Schnitzer


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