> It's hard to get away from HTML email problems since so many software
> writers use MS tools and libraries.

Most HTML e-mail is spam.  Yet another misused, abused technology.

Someday when nanotechnology is practical, you will wake up one morning and
find that while you were sleeping, microscopic robots tinted the inside of
your cornea with a semi-transparent ad.  You will see this ad all during the
day.  The ad will state that for the low, low price of $$$$, your private
parts can be enlarged, while you sleep, by the same nanotechnology that
brought you this lovely ad!  Actually, they will offer 2 enlargement
"packages":  the basic package is ad-sponsored - ads for various adult
products will be on the surface of your parts.  The deluxe package (more
$$$$) is ad-free.  And of course, the EULA states that you don't own the
enlargement, it is leased for an auto-renewing period of 1 year, or 12
"liasons", whichever comes first.  The EULA also states that there is no
guarantee of "performance" or "suitability for a particular purpose".

But how did these microscopic robots get into your body in the first place?
Why, they were on the surface of that AOL CD you removed from your
mailbox...

Best regards,
Ivan Baggett
Bagotronix Inc.
website:  www.bagotronix.com


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