Read Them All - Awesome Ones
Disorder in the Court – good ones JJ These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need adifferent attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _ --- And the best for last: --- ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS : No. ATTORNEY : Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS : No. ATTORNEY : Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS : No. ATTORNEY : How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY : I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Re: Test your english and observation : What these words have in common ?
I have not seen the answer, but I think it is the repetition of 2 words as in O & T is repeated in potato --- On Wed, 12/17/08, Shenoy, Sheshagiri B wrote: From: Shenoy, Sheshagiri B Subject: Test your english and observation : What these words have in common ? To: BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com Date: Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 7:01 AM PAN class=gmail_quote> Take 3 minutes, I did not get it however. Answer at bottom if you gave up. > > I could not figure it Out and had to look at the answer. > > See if you can figure out what these words have in common. > > > > 1 Banana > > 2 Dresser > > 3 Grammar > > 4 Potato > > 5 Revive > > 6 Uneven > > 7 Assess > > > > Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it > > another try. Look at each word carefully. > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > ' > > Answer: > > In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, > > place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word > > backwards, it will be the same word. > > Look simple right after looking at answer .. ! DISCLAIMER: Notice : This e-mail and any attachments may contain information which is confidential to the addressee and may also be privileged. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, you may not copy, forward, disclose or otherwise use it in any way whatsoever. If you have received this e-mail by mistake, please e-mail the sender by replying to this message, and deleting the original and any printout thereof. --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Politically correct jokes----Must Read
Politically Correct Jokes 1 The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the Attack on the Pentagon: 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.' = = = = 2 Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that.. Bush: What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now? Bush: It's eight in the morning. Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour! = = = 3 Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?' The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?' Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.' And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !' Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!' = = = = 4 Pakistani on the moon: Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon? A: Problem... Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon? A: Problem... Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon? A: Problem... Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon? A: .. Problem Solved!!! = = = = 5 A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'. The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!' Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman answers. 'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh, what are you then?' The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!' The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent American dog ' --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Against domestic violence
"We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, and it wasn't mother's day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I'm afraid of him and scared to leave. But I know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of my funeral. Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only I had gathered enough courage to leave him, I would not have gotten flowers today…" If you are against domestic abuse, please pass this along to everybody, NOT just women. http://priyainsuburbia.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/against-domestic-violence/ --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Short story with a great moral.........:-)
One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time. He started throwing the stone into the sea. While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond. He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea... Moral of the story: Below * Do not get up early in the morning...
Body Armor For The Recession!
Hey All, Amongst all the depressing news that we are bombarded with everyday, here's something that we all need badly and that is : Body Armor For The Recession! Check this video out at Youtube - I am sure you will like this. It's just 6 minutes long. http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=_w-bKaRxqwo --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
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such a shame... really!
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Treatment For Sugar (Diabetic)*****MUST READ********
Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is " OKRA ". Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar (Diabetes). Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during night. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water. Keep doing it on daily basis. Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR. My friend has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months, she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every day. But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds the water and drinks it all up the next morning. Please. try it as it will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most cases might be chronic ~ Please forward it to friends and Family.
Essence of leadership.
Essence of Leadership . Charlie Gibson was interviewing General Earl Hailston, the commanding general of Marine Forces Central Command. The general was waiting with his troops just a few miles off the border of Iraq...waiting to go to war. Toward the end of the interview, Charlie asked him if he had any hobbies. The general said, "Yes, I love photography, especially taking photos of my men." He shared that while he had been waiting for the past few days he took photos of his men, and at night he would email the photos with a brief note to their mothers back in the USA. Charlie asked if he could see a sample of a letter, and the general walked into his tent, turned on his computer, and read the last letter he had sent. It said: Dear Mrs. Johnson, I thought you might enjoy seeing this picture of your son. He is doing great. I also wanted you to know that you did a wonderful job raising him. You must be very proud. I can certainly tell you that I'm honored to serve with him in the U.S. Marines. Sincerely, General Earl Hailston On that very day while having dinner, Charlie watched and randomly interviewed a few of General Hailston's men, and without exception, he was surprised to see the genuine love and respect that every one of them had for their leader. You may have heard the quote..."They don't care how much you know until they know how much you care." Well, here's a man who truly understood what caring, kindness and leadership is all about --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Urgent requirement
Hi, There's a job requirement in Bangalore for Customer Service Executives for a period of 2 months only. Freshers / experienced with good communication skills are required. The candidates if selected would have to join by 8th June. So if you are interested then do send your CV to me or refer anyone whsoe looking for a temporary job like college students. This is urgent. Regards, Shalini --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Mind blowing Child's prayer
"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's Computer"
Have fun
Two Lips and Seven Kisses There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?" The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!" So the woman asked, "Is this a record?" To which the man replied, "No, its average! Banta, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help. A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the white guy top the horizon and walk toward him. The rancher noticed that the white guy was carrying a glass of water, so when he was within hearing distance, the rancher said, Hi there... What are you doing carrying a glass of water through the desert? The white guy explained his predicament and explained that since he had a long way to go, he might get thirsty, so that's why he was carrying the water. A little while later the rancher noticed the black guy walking toward him with a loaf of bread in his hand. What are you doing? Asked the rancher again. As before, the black guy explained the situation and said that since he had a long way to go, he might get hungry and that's why he had the bread. Finally our Banta appeared, dragging a car door through the sand. More curious than ever, the rancher asked, Hey, why are you dragging that car door? Well, he said, I have a long way to go, so if it gets too hot, I'll roll down the window. --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Nandan's brief of his first day in parliament!
Hey All, Laughter is the best medicine...so go get some... Coz this one is downright hilarious :0) >From an INFOSCIAN to a POLITICIAN - Nandan's Chronicles - 2 Continuing my tryst with capturing the life and times of Nandan Nilekani in his new avatar as a Cabinet Minister, here is what he had penned after his first day in the Parliament. The last entry stopped when the House was just about to begin. Let's see what happened thereafter The House was in pin drop silence. I was brimming with anticipation and excitement Manmohan had informed me that my introduction was one of the important points of the agenda. I hoped that I will be able to make my speech properly. After so many interviews and conferences, I was nervous today After the Speaker indicated that the proceedings of the House could begin, Manmohan formally introduced me to the entire House. He mentioned that as the head of the Unique Identification Authority of India, I was responsible to ensure that each and every Indian had a digital smart card as a proof of his existence. Manmohan spoke about why I was selected and also some references to the various projects executed by me in Infosys were mentioned. The House listened with rapt attention. I was asked to say a few words and I did exactly the same!!! I thanked the Government of India for having given me this opportunity and I assured the House that I would strive to successfully deliver this project. The Speaker then formally inducted me into the House and before the proceedings could move any forward, there was a small commotion on the other side of the hall. It was Minister of Textiles who had a comment to make before the next point on the agenda. He made a request that I should be attired in a more austere way instead of a flashy suit. It did not go well with the image of a minister who should live to serve the common man and should be less ostentatious in his habits. I stood up to reply. I offered my apologies to the Honourable Minister and assured that I shall be in a more acceptable dress next time. I felt that he was right. We also used to have corporate dress code in Infosys. So it's here as well I sat down and felt somebody nudging me. I turned around and to my surprise; it was the former Indian skipper and one of my favourite batsman Mohd. Azharuddin. I remembered that he had recently won the elections. I smiled at him and mentioned to him that I used to like his game very much, shaking his hand. No Rolex, I noticed. Azhar told me that he would "fix" me an appointment with an Italian designer who had designed his dapper Kurta suit. An Italian designer in Milan doing Kurtas! I made a note of this and reminded myself to give this example to Friedman for his next book," The World Markets are flattened". Since there was no doubt about the "Fixational" capacities of Azhar, I told him to give me the details and I would consider. The proceedings of the House went on with numerous bills being debated and passed as I sat as a passive audience waiting for my project's turn to come up. After the lunch break, it was the moment for me MY PROJECT"S FIRST REVIEW CAME UP FOR PRESENTATION. I was at sea. My laptop did not have any reserve power. I went to Manmohan and apprised him of the situation. I was sweating. He calmly replied that this would not be a cause of concern. I was flummoxed The Speaker asked me to explain to the House on what were my plans for the Unique Identity Project. I replied that I have a plan prepared for 30-60-90-120 days' milestones and I have presentation to make for which I need a power socket, a projector and a screen. I had no idea what was going to happen after this. The next couple of minutes were a complete jolt for me. I was completely in a tizzy. Let me just summarize what happened. A Joint Cabinet Secretary Committee was set up to judge the feasibility of my request. The Under Secretaries for the Ministries of Power, IT and Broadcasting will prepare a Viability Report after scrutinizing National Security threats to my request. This was because the power socket comes under Power, laptop comes under IT and projector comes under Broadcasting. I have also been told to reconsider my timelines of 30-60-90 days and start thinking in terms of years. Probably, they are right. I did not have the foresight in this matter. The summary of the issue is that I need to come up with a more inclusive, democratic, comprehensive long term plan for this project to be executed over the next five years. I have also been given a presentation slot 3 months from now (by which the issues related to the power cord etc will also be resolved). I am filled with mixed reactions. I was planning for a quick resolution; the management wants a strategic solution. I come out of the House and text Murthy. "You won't believe it but these guys work just like us. I am on a
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Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai." >> Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast" >> Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai." - - - - - - -- >> Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala >> Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi >> Kyun >> Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The - - - - - - -- >> Santa-Oye!what R U doing? >> Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. >> Santa-Why? >> Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this - - - - - - -- >> Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! >> Husband: Why?? >> Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!! >> - - - - - - -- >> Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi >> To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya >> Aur Niche Likha >> "COMING SOON" - - - - - - -- >> A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile. >> But the call goes to another woman. >> They loved & got married.. >> Moral: an !dea can change ur wife - - - - - - -- >> A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year >> old" >> He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!" - - - - - - -- >> SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? >> FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. >> SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hainanswer >> bata ke jaa.. - - - - - - -- >> Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying >> Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone >> without receiver - - - - - - -- >> Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?" >> Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa >> Gaya." - - - - - - -- >> Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school. >> Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children" >> He answerd, "KILL ONE" - - - - - - -- >> Waiter gives bill to Sardar >> Sardar: "Take my card." >> Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." >> Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside >> "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"... __,_._,___ --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Original thinking
Excellent! Candidates for the Indian Army were asked "What is the colour of the wall behind you?" Almost all turned around to see the wall behind them and were disqualified. The smart ones looked at the wall in front and told the colour because in most cases, all 4 walls are of the same colour. My uncle was asked at an interview: "Does your mother stay with you?' He replied: "No, I stay with my mother." Presence of mind! Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, It's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car? This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. * You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back. * However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer? He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams." Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside the Box." Question 2: Again in an interview a Candidate was asked What will you do if I run away with your sister?" The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir" Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.. Girl - "I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband." Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it quiet well & was selected. "Why I should think it in the wrong way", she said later when asked Question 4: Interviewer ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived & was kept on the table in front of the candidate, the Interviewer asked, what is before you? Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea" He got selected. Now most of us would be wondering why did he say "TEA" when he knew very well that coffee was kept before him & why was he selected? Answer: The question was "What is before you 'U' - the alphabet Reply was 'T' - the alphabet Question 5: Interviewer to the Candidate: "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table. Candidate confidently put one of his fingers at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table? the candidate answered quickly "Sir u r not to ask any more question, as that was the last question that u promised to ask" And he was selected because of his quick-wittedness. This is what Interviewer expects from the candidates. "THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX" --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
DANCE IN THE RAIN
DOCTOR'S EXPERIENCE IN HIS WORDS Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?' He smiled as he patted my hand and said, 'She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.' I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arms, and thought, 'That is the kind of love I want in my life.' True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have... 'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain..' . __,_._,___ --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
Whale
Very Smart..simply superb http://thirtysixandcounting.wordpress.com/2009/09/04/why-i-am-a-whale/ --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
IIFW - Delhi 09
All, Riya communications is organizing India International Fashion Week in Delhi during the 1st week of December. A show one of it's kind, as you will witness some of the best international designs and models. We are organizing the press meet on 18th Nov wherein the official announcement will be made of this event. Anyone who is interested to be associated with this event can feel free to contact the undersigned and simulataneously feel free to visit our website www.riyacommunications.com. Regards, Shalini -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=.
Power Cut............Sooo Funny dont miss
Power Cut . ...Sooo Funny -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Fwd: Fw: Fwd: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY , TRY IT !!!!!!!!!!
--- On Fri, 7/16/10, Srishti Bharadwaj wrote: -- Forwarded message -- From: Harshitha Beere Date: Thu, Jul 15, 2010 at 7:17 PM Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: Neeraja Badrinarayanan , Sanjana , Srishti , Kanica , Kalpana , Jigyasa , Jyotsna -- Forwarded message -- From: TRINA BISWAS Date: Mon, Jul 12, 2010 at 4:00 AM Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: Mercy~~ Ebenezer , gowri rajan , Rhea Beere , "riyana (gmail id)" , "cruiserweight.tanmay" , tiarocks...@gmail.com, gautham , ishani.mi...@yahoo.co.in, budhu chitti , LAKSHMI PV , pranav aranha s , "prithv...@zapak.com" , pvlakshmi96 , pran...@hotmail.com, prithviroone...@gmail.com, aishwarya ganesh , Harshitha Beere , anirudhkrt...@gmail.com, anjalijames2...@gmail.com, nishe shekhar , Shagun Sezwar , shravya muralidhar , swathi vasan , shruthi2...@hotmail.com, deepu d , mailer-daemon , grkg...@gmail.com, graceajosep...@gmail.com, jaihoo...@gmail.com, johncenapreet...@gmail.com, Kanica Bhutoria , kavitha , karan.galo...@gmail.com, "chelzee. ben" , Nikhil C , chelseareu...@hotmail.com, chocolovers1...@gmail.com, chomu1...@gmail.com, coolradhikajayachand...@yahoo.co.in, "maghana. v" , nanny_s...@yahoo.co.in, nandita , mannat -- Forwarded message -- From: Grace Joseph Date: Sun, Jul 11, 2010 at 10:54 PM Subject: Fw: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: Abinaya Raman , Anjali , Harshita Beere , jigyasa , Manu , Mythili Jayaraman , neeju , Sanjana , Shweta , Suhas Gotla , Trina - Forwarded Message From: Indu Jaishwal To: Pista ; Vineela ; Laxmi Rajan ; Suvarna Meenakshi ; Grace Joseph ; Tebby Thomas Sent: Sun, July 11, 2010 10:04:59 PM Subject: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! -- Forwarded message -- From: Nachiketa Roy Date: Sun, Jul 11, 2010 at 9:59 PM Subject: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: Shubham Trivedi , indu jaishwal , Indu , Akshay Ravi , Akshay Ravi , Pista , Ipsita Mishra , ipsitaro...@gmail.com, Tebby Thomas -- Forwarded message -- From: debjani mukherjee Date: Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:30:09 +0530 Subject: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: Nachiketa Roy , debjit mukherjee , Mimi , "mitr.mithu" , Gautam Mukherjee -- Forwarded message -- From: devdeep ghosh Date: Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 5:31 PM Subject: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: debjani.anim...@gmail.com -- Forwarded message -- From: arindam das Date: Mon, Jul 5, 2010 at 9:58 PM Subject: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: "@VEEK d...@s" , amit , Anil kumar , animeshchowdhury < animeshchowdh...@pagelink-pagepoint.com>, Raghavv Chakraaborty < alliance.train...@gmail.com>, Yathiraj Agarwal , Bhasker Siddharth , ๒เรฬคןƹƹ╬இ ๒เรฬคןƹƹ╬இ ℛŐÚŤ♥╬« , "Life is Calling" < sriamr...@gmail.com>, Malay Chatterjee , debgo...@aim.com, Daisy Varun , Deepika Sinha < sinha.deep...@gmail.com>, dhanashree modak , I Dhar , devdeep ghosh , TaUsEeF Hussain , rishita das , "@RyL3@ tHe LoVe t...@t l...@$ts the lon" , prodip2g...@gmail.com -- Forwarded message -- From: siddhartha banerjee Date: 2 July 2010 23:49 Subject: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: ajay pandey , anu.198...@gmail.com, ari.d...@gmail.com, rose.me...@gmail.com, "Reddy, Changala Raya (ITO GCI)" < changal...@hp.com>, chakravertty.shi...@gmail.com, desai.prav...@rediffmail.com, harsh...@gmail.com, imcool@gmail.com, pooja jaiswal , manohar...@hp.com, richa.charu.shuk...@gmail.com, reeteshkumar.srivast...@bos.bajaj.allianz.co.in, ravi.jadhav...@gmail.com, sweetsanjana2...@gmail.com -- Forwarded message -- From: RACHNA KR Date: Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 3:50 PM Subject: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: -Piyush Saxena- , priya_tun...@yahoo.co.in, "SIP @ DELHI ..busy a little" , priya.chatterje...@gmail.com, deepikasing...@gmail.com, alok mishra < alokbe...@gmail.com>, Manjeet khawarey , Mukesh Kumar Singh , soumya.de.1...@gmail.com, siddhartha banerjee , roshnibagga...@gmail.com -- Forwarded message -- From: Roshni Bagga Date: Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 1:15 PM Subject: Fwd: CREEEPY , TRY IT !! To: Namrata Mathur , Margi Patel < amin.ma...@gmail.com>, rinivishwanathan , ruby_dobriyal2008 , priya_tune11 < priya_tun...@yahoo.co.in>, "priya.chatterjee11" < priya.chatterje...@gmail.com>, prabha099099 , "kr.rachna" > > I was sent this - thought it was rubbish but after I read it, my phone rang > within one minute!! > > > > CREEEPY , TRY IT !! > > Ok guys, this truly is freaky, the > Phone literally rang as soon as I read > The last word of this email! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am taking the bait - > What do I have to lose right? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hope
Best poem - Written by an African Kid
Too good.. WHO IS COLOURED ??? Written by African kid ? When I born, I black When I grow up, I black When I go in Sun, I black When I scared, I black When I cold, I black When I sick, I black And when I die, I still black And you white fellow When you born, you pink When you grow up, you white When you go in sun, you red When you cold, you blue When you scared, you yellow When you sick, you green And when you die, you gray And you calling me colored? -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en. <>
Pleeeeeeeeeeeze send this , you'll see why!
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ONE LINERS ENJOY
One Liners by Indians Q: What did the Lonely Banana say? A: I'm A"kela". Q: What did the Green Peas say? A: Nothing. They just "Mutter"ed. Q: What did the Potato say when it answered the phone ? A: "Aaloo?" Q: Where do Cauliflowers hang out? A: In the Gobi desert. Q: What did the Flower say to its Girl-friend? A: Why do "Phools" fall in love? Q: What did the confused Egg say? A: I don't "Unda"-Stand. Q: What do Shrimps sing on Christmas? A: "Jhinga" Bells. Q: What did the Half-eaten Naan say? A: I wish I was a "Puri". Q: What did the Lonely Potato sing? A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?" Q: What Language do Carrots speak? A: Gajar-ati. Q: What did the first Pizza slice say to the other Pizza slice so it would move? A: Pizza - "HUT" -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
TRUST
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. --George MacDonald -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en. <>
An Eye Opener....Pl Read!!!!
TAKE TIME OUT TO READ THIS FULL AND YOU WILL FIND THAT THIS IS YOUR STORY. FORWARD IT TO OTHERS.THE CBI IS AFTER SOHRABUDDIN CASE. IT IS NOT INTERESTED IN TERRORISTS AS THEY ALL HAVE NEXUS WITH THE DIRTY POLITICIANS. Must Read ! Very Powerfully Worded. Bravo - Prakash Bajaj, Editor of Times of India. LETTER OF THE EDITOR OF "THE TIMES OF INDIA" TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA Dear Mr. Prime minister, I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mice. Mouse at least squeaks, but we don't even do that. Today I heard your speech, in which you said, 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years have passed since serial bomb blasts in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our Bollywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king keep meeting him, but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him, everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on these unfortunate people of India. Enough is enough. As such, after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys, I realize that if same thing continues, days are not far away when terrorists will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactors and there will be one more Hiroshima. We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai; what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug. Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it? I am born and brought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me, corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politicians, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money. Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief ministers I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi, so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fishermen, so they can build concrete houses right on sea shore. Next time terrorists can comfortably live in those houses, enjoy the beauty of the sea and then attack our Mumbai at their will. Recently, I had to purchase a house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI, you and your finance ministers are not aware of it. Where all the blacnk money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything. If this has been a land of fools, idiots, then I would not have ever cared to write to you this letter. Just see the tragedy. On one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent; and on the other side, you politicians have converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, and Creamy Schedule caste; only what I am not is INDIAN. You politicians have raped every part of Mother India by your policy of divide and rule. Take example of our Former President Abdul Kalam. Such an intelligent person; such a fine human being. But you politician didn't even spare him and instead choose a worthless lady who had corruption charges and insignificant local polititian of Jalgaon WHO'S NAME ENTIRE COUNTRY HAD NOT HEARD BEFORE. Its simple logic your party just wanted a rubber stamp in the name of president. Imagine SHE IS SUPREME COMMANDAR OF INDIA'S THREE DEFENCE FORCES. what moral you will expect from our defence forces ? Your party along with opposition joined hands, because politicians feel they are supreme and there is no place for good person. Dear Mr Prime minister, you are one of the most intelligent persons, a most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost, expose all selfish politicians. Ask Swiss banks to give names of all Indian account holders. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolves among us. There will be political upheaval, but that will be better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambience where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of. Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person, or you want to lead
The future
This article is long ! But has shocking stats. - please read as it is informative/interesting. Adapted from Dr. Peter Hammond's book: "Slavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat" Islam is not a religion, nor is it a cult. In its fullest form, it is a complete, total, 100% system of life. Islam has religious, legal, political, economic, social, and military components. The religious component is a beard for all of the other components. Islamization begins when there are sufficient Muslims in a country to agitate for their religious privileges. When politically correct, tolerant, and culturally diverse societies agree to Muslim demands for their religious privileges, some of the other components tend to creep in as well. Here's how it works: As long as the Muslim population remains around or under 2% in any given country, they will be for the most part be regarded as a peace-loving minority, and not as a threat to other citizens. This is the case in: United States -- Muslim 0.6% Australia -- Muslim 1.5% Canada -- Muslim 1.9% China -- Muslim 1.8% Italy -- Muslim 1.5% Norway -- Muslim 1.8% At 2% to 5%, they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups, often with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs. This is happening in: Denmark -- Muslim 2% Germany -- Muslim 3.7% United Kingdom -- Muslim 2.7% Spain -- Muslim 4% Thailand -- Muslim 4.6% >From 5% on, they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their >percentage of the population. For example, they will push for the introduction >of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation >jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature >halal on their shelves -- along with threats for failure to comply. This is >occurring in: France -- Muslim 8% Philippines -- 5% Sweden -- Muslim 5% Switzerland -- Muslim 4.3% The Netherlands -- Muslim 5.5% Trinidad & Tobago -- Muslim 5.8% At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves (within their ghettos) under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islamists is to establish Sharia law over the entire world. When Muslims approach 10% of the population, they tend to increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions. In Paris , we are already seeing car-burnings. Any non-Muslim action offends Islam and results in uprisings and threats, such as in Amsterdam, with opposition to Mohammed cartoons and films about Islam. Such tensions are seen daily, particularly in Muslim sections in: Guyana -- Muslim 10% India -- Muslim 13.4% Israel -- Muslim 16% Kenya -- Muslim 10% Russia -- Muslim 15% After reaching 20%, nations can expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings, and the burnings of Christian churches and Jewish synagogues, such as in: Ethiopia -- Muslim 32.8% At 40%, nations experience widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks, and ongoing militia warfare, such as in: Bosnia -- Muslim 40% Chad -- Muslim 53.1% Lebanon -- Muslim 59.7% >From 60%, nations experience unfettered persecution of non-believers of all >other religions (including non-conforming Muslims), sporadic ethnic cleansing >(genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon, and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels, such as in: Albania -- Muslim 70% Malaysia -- Muslim 60.4% Qatar -- Muslim 77.5% Sudan -- Muslim 70% After 80%, expect daily intimidation and violent jihad, some State-run ethnic cleansing, and even some genocide, as these nations drive out the infidels, and move toward 100% Muslim, such as has been experienced and in some ways is on-going in: Bangladesh -- Muslim 83% Egypt -- Muslim 90% Gaza -- Muslim 98.7% Indonesia -- Muslim 86.1% Iran -- Muslim 98% Iraq -- Muslim 97% Jordan -- Muslim 92% Morocco -- Muslim 98.7% Pakistan -- Muslim 97% Palestine -- Muslim 99% Syria -- Muslim 90% Tajikistan -- Muslim 90% Turkey -- Muslim 99.8% United Arab Emirates -- Muslim 96% 100% will usher in the peace of 'Dar-es-Salaam' -- the Islamic House of Peace. Here there's supposed to be peace, because everybody is a Muslim, the Madrasses are the only schools, and the Koran is the only word, such as in: Afghanistan -- Muslim 100% Saudi Arabia -- Muslim 100% Somalia -- Muslim 100% Yemen -- Muslim 100% Unfortunately, peace is never achieved, as in these 100% states the most radical Muslims intimidate and spew hatred, and satisfy their blood lust by killing less radical Muslims, for a variety of reasons. 'Before I was nine, I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; the tribe against the world, and all of us against the infidel. -- Leon Uris, 'The Haj' It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100%
This from Guang Dong is incredible...
AMAZING !! Truly Classy, takes dance and gymnastics and Ballet to a new level!! Dont miss it. I have watched it over and over before forwarding it to you... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsTqmEeBKhw&NR=1 __._,_.___ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
India is not a poor country......don't all of us know it !!
CAN WE REALLY FIGHT AGAINST CORRUPT POLITICIAN BY MERELY FORWARDING EMAILS? Dear Friends "Indians are Poor but, India is not a poor country" Says one of the Swiss Bank Directors. He says that 280 lac crore of Indian money is deposited in Swiss banks. Which can be used for Tax-less budget for 30 yrs. Can give 60 crore jobs to Indians. Can give free education to all Indians. >From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads. Forever free Power supply to more than 500 social projects. Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 Yrs. No need of WORLD BANK & IMF Loan. Think, how our money is blocked by rich politicians? We have full right to fight against corrupt politicians. Forward this message to all INDIANS. HAVE A NICE DAY -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
cool!
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CLASSES FOR WOMEN....
Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too Topic 5. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First. Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Just for laughs
Just for laughs.. .. * *RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG* * LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!! !!! * * *RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!! * * * GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!! * * * DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:* * WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE. ! * * *RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD..* * * * THUS . .. THE GOOGLE WAS BORN * * *THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?* * * * BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE. ... * * *BEST RAJANI JOKE!!* * EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI * * *AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE* *RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA * * *WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?* * * * BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH' S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE ! * * *ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.! * * SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS* * * * ..* * SUNDAY!! !!! * * *THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY . . . .. * * ..RAJANIKAN THS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS * * * BREAKING NEWS:* * ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE. !!* * RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION! ! ! * * *WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?* * . .. TO PLAY CARROM!! * * *BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING.. * .*Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. * * *THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Christmas Poem - by a soldier
Poem written by a Soldier IT'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE, MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY, WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO, IN THIS HOME, DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES, OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT, CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR, IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED, A TRUE BRITISH SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO, OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALISED THE FAMILIES, THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS, WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY, AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE, A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY. THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM, EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE. I COULDN'T HELP WONDER, HOW MANY LAY ALONE, ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE, IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME. THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT, A TEAR TO MY EYE, I DROPPED TO MY KNEES, AND STARTED TO CRY. THE SOLDIER AWAKENED, AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE, "SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE; I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE, MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS.." THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP, I COULDN'T CONTROL IT, I CONTINUED TO WEEP. I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, SO SILENT AND STILL, AND WE BOTH SHIVERED, FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL. I DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE, ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT, THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR, SO WILLING TO FIGHT. THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE, WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA, IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE." ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH, AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT. "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT." This poem was written by a Peacekeeping soldier stationed overseas. The following is his request. I think it is reasonable PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favour of sending this to as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to all of the service men and women for our being able to celebrate these festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us. Please, do your small part to plant this small seed. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Thought provoking - Dalai Lama
Here’s a question that was posed to the Dalai Lama: “What thing about humanity surprises you the most?” His answer was as follows: “Man” Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money Then he sacrifices his money to recuperate his health And then he is so anxious about the future that he doesn’t enjoy the present, And as a result he doesn’t live in the present or the future And he lives as if he’s never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Bible Logic
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.' The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut. The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.' You’re going to love the Dad's reply: 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went? -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Safety Measures
Crucial Because of recent abductions In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2.. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it . As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location. 5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead..) 6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!) 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim. 9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night. 10.. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack. Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours! Please pass this on This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to
Interesting Facts about India :
Interesting Facts about India : The only place in India where food is cheap. Tea Re.1.00 Soup Re.1.00 Daal Re.1.50 Meals Rs.2.00 Chapati Rs.1.00 Chicken Rs.24.50 Dosa Rs.4.00 Veg Briyani Rs.8.00 Fish Rs.13.00 These itetms are meant for "POOR PEOPLE" & available at Indian Parliament Canteen. The salary of those poor people is Rs.8 per Month!! Pls forward to all Indians ( All this money comes from our pocket) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Do this for YOURSELF - DO not buy Petrol on 14th Feb
Dear Friends! Petrol in Pakistan Rs17 per litr Malaysia Rs 18 per litr In India it's Rs.65per litr Why is there a difference within India itself? World Market CRUDE Oil is not the reason for this. It's all Gain for private owners? As we are the general public, or Common Man as R.K.Laxman wud hv said, we have to raise our voice, let's raise thru Emails. Forward this to all Indians who care. IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF PETROL FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES. AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES. THEREFORE " Feb.14 th" HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR BEHIND " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF PETROL THAT DAY. THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT. WAITING ON THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO? REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF PETROL GOING UP BUT AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH AFFECTS PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING SUPPLIES MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO! WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE* * *Feb.* 14 th A DAY THAT THE CITIZENS SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" We forward so many junk email to many of our friends, now let us do it for some useful cause to cut down the price of the petrol .. REMEMBER : *Feb * 14 th -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
The donkey belonging to ....Just for FUN
AMUSING
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> 'LOSING MAKES WINNING WORTHWHILE'
> Priest's donkey
> A priest wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there
> was a fortune in horse racing,
> decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
> However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that
> he ended up buying a donkey
> (also called an ass) instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as
> well go ahead and enter it in the races.
> To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
> The next day the local paper carried this headline:
> PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
> The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in
> the race again, and this time it won.
> The paper read:
> PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
> priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
> The paper headline read:
> BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of
> the donkey.
> The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
> The paper headline the next day read:
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
> The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
> the donkey,
> so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read:
> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
> donkey,
> lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.
> Next day, the headline in the paper read:
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
> The Bishop was buried the next day.
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Jai Hind!! For laughter
LOL!! MUst READ!!! :o))) Heard this one before? - India and Pakistan recently realized that, if they continued political tension, they would some day end up destroying each other. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dog fight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its country the right to rule Kashmir. The losing side would have to lay down its arms. The Pakis found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each litter, killed all the other puppies and fed the lone dog all of the milk. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine, until, after the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars on his cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast. When the day of the big fight arrived, the Indians showed up with a strange animal: It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Indians. No one else thought this weird animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the Paki camp. The bookies predicted that Pakistan would win in less than a minute. The cages were opened. The dachshund waddled toward the centre of the ring. The Paki dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of the Indian dog, the dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Paki beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail. The Pakis approached the Indians, shaking their heads in disbelief. "We do not understand. Our top scientists and breeders worked for five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They developed a killing machine." "Really?" the Indians replied. "We had our top plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a dachshund" -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Who does Kashmir belong to?
Does Kashmir belong to Pakistan . . .. An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile . A representative from India began: "Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about the divine Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir i...s named .When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath .He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water . When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished . A Pakistani had stolen them . "The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then. ' The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And they say Kashmir belongs to them!! Now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech . . . ' he he This is one i wished to be shared with ALL INDIANS - and the world at large . See More -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Microwaving water ....A MUST READ
Microwaving Water Microwaving Water! A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but suddenly the water in the cup 'blew up' into his face. The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand, but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build-up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye. While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is a fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse the energy such as a wooden stir stick, tea bag, etc, (nothing metal). General Electric's Response: Thanks for contacting us; I will be happy to assist you. The e-mail that you received is correct. Microwaved water and other liquids do not always bubble when they reach boiling point. They can actually get superheated and not bubble at all. The superheated liquid will bubble up out of the cup when it is moved or when something like a spoon or tea bag is put into it. To prevent this from happening and causing injury, do not heat any liquid for more than two minutes per cup. After heating, let the cup stand in the microwave for thirty seconds before moving it or adding anything into it. Here is what our local science teacher had to say on the matter: 'Thanks for the microwave warning. I have seen this happen before. It is caused by a phenomenon known as super heating. It can occur any time water is heated and will particularly occur if the vessel that the water is heated in is new, or when heating a small amount of water (less than half a cup). What happens is that the water heats faster than the vapor bubbles can form. If the cup is very new, then it is unlikely to have small surface scratches inside it that provide a place for the bubbles to form. As the bubbles cannot form and release some of the heat that has built up, the liquid does not boil, and the liquid continues to heat up well past its boiling point. What then usually happens is that the liquid is bumped or jarred, which is just enough of a shock to cause the bubbles to rapidly form and expel the hot liquid. The rapid formation of bubbles is also why a carbonated beverage spews when opened after having been shaken.' If you pass this on, you could very well save someone from a lot of pain and suffering . -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en. <>
Worth Watching ! Info tech strides
Very well done, See what IT was and where it is going now. Worth your 8 minutes time to watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsLTqUjZm8Q&feature=player_embedded -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
NICE THOUGHTS
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Sleep Well
1. If walking is good for one's health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, eats only fish, drinks a lot of water and IS FAT. 3. A rabbit runs and hops all the time and lives only, at best, for 15 years 4. A turtle doesn't run, does nothing yet lives for 450 years..!! So, TO HELL WITH EXERCISE. SLEEP WELL !! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Is it a Man's World??
India now ruled by.. Amma in the South; Didi in the East; Bhenji in the North; Aunty in the Capital; Madam in the Center; Nani on top (the president) & "Wife At Home" And yet people say.. It’s a Man's World!!! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Good morning with Rajni
> When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd stdsome1 stole his rough > note& Now they call it as .Wikipedia > > Crazy people ;) > > === > > When Rajnikant was a Student...!!! > > Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!! > > = > > Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking > admission because name of college is > > > "Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce". > > === > > Rajnikant purchased a road roller... > > > > > Guess why?? > > > > > > To Iron his Clothes. > === > > > > If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D > === > > Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 > questions" > > > > > He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!" > === > > One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due > to play > > == > > Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky... as he is participating > in the Asian Games' high jump event... > === > > Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has > twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across > the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in > the other > > > === > > > > > All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did... > Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating? > Ans: Dosa... mind it!!! > > > === > > > > > > Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don't even try to guess > what > happened... > > > We got two copies of the Xerox machine. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Corproate gifts
Hi, With the festive season around the corner, I am sure many of the corporates would be crackling their brains to find a cretive gift item to be gifted either to their employees, clients or vendors. Not just that they may be looking @ engaging employees as well. We are here help you out in finding the best of the best and cost effective gifts to cater to your corporate or social needs and also to cater to any events that you would look @ organising for your employees. So what are you waiting for, write in and allow us to serve you with the best and newest. Regards, Shalini -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Two Jews in an Indian Restaurant
PAKWAN This is a cracker- Hahaha… Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York.. Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India?' Al replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.' When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Indian Jews?' The waiter said, 'I doont be knowing, I ask cooksaheb..' He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, 'No sir, no Indian Jews.' Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?' The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'foreigners' gave the expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen. While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India . Our people are scattered everywhere.' The waiter returned and said, 'Cooksaheb say there is no Indian Jews.' 'Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no Indian Jews!' ' Listen, I askEVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter. 'All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Cococnut Jews & Tomato Jews! - No Indian Jews!!!’ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Taxi Driver !
CAB > >Threemen were drunk and they stopped a taxi.the taxi driver figured that >they were not in their right minds..so, he just switched on the engine and >switched it off after a while and told them: "we have arrived".. >> >>The first man gave him money. the second one thanked him.but the >>third oneslapped the taxi driver. >> >>The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have >>realized that the car didn’t move an inch..so, he asked the third man: "what >>was that for?" >> >>The third man replied: "control your speed next time, you got here so quick >>you almost killed us.!!!" > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
OUR DOCTORS...
I personally love the last one... OUR DOCTORS... > > >Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell himyou want a >second opinion, He'll go out and come in again. > >He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for >three years >Before he realized she was Chinese. > >Another time, he gave a patient six months >to live. >At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, >So, the doctor gave him another six months. > >While he was talking to me, his nurse came in >and said, >"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." >The doctor said, >"Tell him I can't see him." > >Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor! - >my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just >wait and see what develops." > >One patient came in and said, >"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." >The doctor asked, >"When did it start?" >The man replied, >"When did what start?" > >I remember one time I told my doctor >I had a ringing in my ears. >His advice: >"Don't answer it." > >My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. >One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." >The doctor gave him some pills and said, >"Here, take these - >If they don't work, give me a ring." > >Another guy told the doctor that he thought >he was a deck of cards. >The doctor simply said, >"Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." > >When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, >He told me to stop going to those places. > >You know, doctors can be so frustrating. >You wait a month and a half for an appointment, >Then he says, >"I wish you had come to me sooner." > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Grandparents
Grandparents: Absolutely delightful! Do pass it on to all the grandparents and great grandparents you know! Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author Unknown What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~Gene Perret Grandmothers are just 'antique' little girls. ~Author Unknown Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. ~Welsh Prover A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the televisio ~Author Unknown Never have children, only grandchildren. ~Gore Vidal Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all wise and prehistoric. ~Pam Brown Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Grandfathers have only so many horsy rides in them. ~Gene Perret When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. ~Ogden Nash Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. ~ Marcy DeMaree Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies. ~Author unknown Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever. ~Author Unknown If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first. ~Lois Wyse My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. ~Gene Perret If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it! ~Hannah Whithall Smith It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother. ~Author Unknown Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old. ~ Mary H. Waldrip You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. ~Proverb An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly. ~Gene Perret The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. ~Dave Barry I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense. ~Gene Perret Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. ~Author Unknown Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. ~Alex Haley Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice. ~Author Unknown A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. ~Author Unknown It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one. ~Author Unknown If your baby is 'beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,' you're the grandma. ~Teresa Bloomingdale Grandparents are similar to a piece of string - handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren. ~Author Unknown What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate. ~Bill Cosby -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
Attitude
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Seven very meaningful phrases
Phrases We Need To Understand Better 1. Life would be perfect if :-anger had mute button, >>mistake had back button, >>hard times had fast forward button and >>good times had pause button. >> >>2. Difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi – >>Einstein believed everything is relative >>while Karunanidhi believes relatives are everything, >> >>3. A bird asked Bee you work so hard to make honey >>and people steal, don’t you feel bad? Bee said that I >>don’t feel bad as they can never steal my art of making honey, >> >>4. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared >>to what lies within us, >> >>5. Tongue weighs practically nothing, >>but only few people can hold it, >> >>6. The happiness of our life depends upon the quality >>of our thoughts but quality of our thought depends >>on the people we have in our life, >> >>7. We get lot of unconditional love when we are born >>and lots of unconditional respect when we die. >>We just have to manage the time in between. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
' story of stone soup `
There are many variations on the story of stone soup, but they all involve a traveler coming into a town beset by famine. The inhabitants try to discourage the traveler from staying, fearing he wants them to give him food. They tell him in no uncertain terms that there's no food anywhere to be found. The traveler explains that he doesn't need any food and that, in fact, he was planning to make a soup to share with all of them. The villagers watch suspiciously as he builds a fire and fills a cauldron with water. With great ceremony, he pulls a stone from a bag, dropping the stone into the pot of water. He sniffs the brew extravagantly and exclaims how delicious stone soup is. As the villagers begin to show interest, he mentions how good the soup would be with just a little cabbage in it. A villager brings out a cabbage to share. This episode repeats itself until the soup has cabbage, carrots, onions, and beets-indeed, a substantial soup that feeds everyone in the village. This story addresses the human tendency to hoard in times of deprivation. When resources are scarce, we pull back and put all of our energy into self-preservation. We isolate ourselves and shut out others. As the story of stone soup reveals, in doing so, we often deprive ourselves and everyone else of a feast. This metaphor plays out beyond the realm of food. We hoard ideas, love, and energy, thinking we will be richer if we keep to them to ourselves, when in truth we make the world, and ourselves, poorer whenever we greedily stockpile our reserves. The traveler was able to see that the villagers were holding back, and he had the genius to draw them out and inspire them to give, thus creating a spread that none of them could have created alone. Are you like one of the villagers, holding back? If you come forward and share your gifts, you will inspire others to do the same. The reward is a banquet that can nourish many. __._,_.___ . __,_._,___ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
` funny moving pictures `
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Who's this man?????!!!
DO YOU KNOW ??? >>Do you know who this person is? No idea?OK, let me tell you him.This is >>Mr. Tukarama Omble. Ring a Bell? Still can't place him?Hmmm...I guess you >>know who "Ajmal Kasab" is? Great. Imagine how popular Ajmal Kasab is.But, >>as for Tukarama Omble, very few know about him...Let me give you some >>details about him. "48 year old, Assistant Sub Inspector, Tukaram >>Omble. was on the night shift on the night of Nov. 26-27, 2008, when 10 Pakistani terrorists attacked Mumbai. >> >>After the news of firings at the Leopold Cafe, Oberoi and Taj Hotels came >>in, ASI Omble was assigned to take up position on Marine Drive. >> >>At 12.30 a.m. on Nov. 26, he had called uphis family and spoke with >>them.At around 12.45 a.m., Omble was alerted on his radio that >>two terrorists had hijacked a Skoda car and were heading for >>Girgaum Chowpatty. Just minutes later, the Skoda whizzed past him.Omble >>immediately jumped on to his motorcycle and chased the car. A team from >>DB Marg Police Station was hurriedly setting up a barricade at the >>Chowpatty Traffic Signal. As the Skoda car approached the Signal, the >>terrorists opened fire on the Police, but had to slow down because of the >>Barricades. >> >>ASI Omble overtook the Skoda and stopped in front of it, forcing the >>driver of the car to swerve right and hit the road-divider. With the >>terrorists momentarily distracted, Omble sprang toward one of them, >>Ajmal Kasab, and gripped the barrel of the AK47 rifle with both >>hands. With the barrel pointing towards Omble, Kasabpulled the trigger, >>hitting Omble in the abdomen. Omble collapsed, but, held on to the gun >>till he lost consciousness. This is what prevented Ajmal Kasab from >>killing many more innocent Mumbaikars than he did…ASI Tukarama Omble was >>the brave, courageous one who sacrificed himself in the line of duty to >>save many lives. He was instrumental in capturing Ajmal Kasab alive...Do >>you know where ASI Tukarama Ombles' family is now? What his family is >>doing? Or how are theycoping with financially, psychologically and the >>trauma of loosing the man of the house? No body cares to know, nobody >>wants to even find that out what happened to his family! Not even the Media is looking into it! What a shame on the Gov't? Just compare what the Central & Maharashtra governments have spent so far to support Ombles' >>family and how much they have spent on the well-being of the Terrorist, >>Ajmal Kasab! Kasab will die in prison not due to hang-till death but due >>to high Cholesterol which he is accumulating from Mutton Biryani he has >>every day. Same fate is there for Abu Jundal alias Zaibuddin Ansari. >>Doesn't this make the "Proud Mumbaikars" feel ashamed of all this or >>what?ASI Tukarama Omble should be awarded the Bharat Ratna posthumously >>and his name should to be etched >>in Golden Letters in the annals of Indian History so that future >>generations may know the true history that it is the not the "Rich & >>Famous" Page-3 Politicians, Bureaucrats, Media Barons, Actors & Movie >>Moguls, but the "Ordinary Foot Soldier" who is ever ready to lay his life >>on the line so that the rest us may live in peace.If you are a true, >>caring Indian and love your Motherland, share this with others… >>A forgotten hero >>in the Mumbai terrorist attack... >> >> >>** >> >>__ >>_ >> >> -- -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en. <><>
` Funny one liners `
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,She said: Cheque books. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the price of a new car. What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal. Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat. Q: Why don't dogs marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so. Santa Singh enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check the sugar level regularly. . __,_._,___ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
` Best motivational quotes `
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` why, why, why ... `
Why, Why, Whydo we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check? Why do they use sterilised needles for lethal injections? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that, no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance Why is it that no plastic trash bag will open from the first end you try? How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologises for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right"? Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt; watch where you're going?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. __._,_.___ . __,_._,___ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
` Most funny public sign boards `
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PLACES WE ALL NEED TO SEE ...
When you think you have seen it all... > >What a beautiful world! >Dinner in the sky in Brussels, Belgium > > >Beijing International Airport, China > > >Super Moon rising above Sierra Nevada Sequoia National Park California > > >The Amazing Stone Mirror in Istanbul, Turkey > > >Amazing view of Schwerin Castle, Germany > > >The water is so clear it looks like the boat is hovering! - Bora Pearl Beach > > >Heart Island in mangrove delta of the Vaza-Barris River, Brazil > > >Escalator of the New World Trade Center > > >Airplanes rolling over highway at Leipzig-Halle Airport in Germany > > >Amazing walk at West Side of Taihang Mountain in Shanxi Province, China > > >Impressive Swim Pools Balconies at Bandra Ohm Residential Tower in Mumbai, India > > >Mesmerizing Niagara Falls - Rainbow Bridge, USA > > >Ferrari World Theme Park in Abu Dhabi > > >Amazing Corinthos Channel in Greece > > >Awesome Singapore - Dance of Light > > >World's Largest Ice Cave in Austria > > >The Streets of Monaco Yacht > > >World's first billion dollar house in Mumbai, India - 27 Floors Ambani's Palace > > >Amazing Landwasser Viaduct Switzerland > > >The best & most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – >They must be felt with the heart. >~Helen Keller > > > > > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
DANCE DANCE
>Breathtaking and amazing ! > > Open the below mentioned web site.Put the screen on the full mode. > > > > > > Guang Dong - Pas de deux - LE PLUS GRAND CABARET DU MONDE > > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
Taj Mahal in 3D view
DO NOT TOUCH MOUSE AFTER OPENING THIS SITE - IT WILL ROTATE 360 - THEN U CAN CLICK TO DIFFERENT VIEWS OF TAJ MAHAL - ALSO SOUND Taj Mahal in 3D view: http://www.airpano.ru/files/Taj-Mahal-India/2-3 Get your own FREE website, FREE domain & FREE mobile app with Company email. Know More > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
Mystery of MH 370...(almost solved)
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The Art of Giving.( Worth Reading)
OLD IS GOLD The Art of Giving "Rivers do not drink their own water, nor do tree eat their own fruit, nor do rain clouds eat the grains reared by them. The wealth of the noble is used solely for the benefit of others! Even after accepting that giving is good and that one must learn to give, several questions need to be answered. The first question is: When should one give? We all know the famous incident from Mahabharat. Yudhisthir asks a beggar seeking alms to come the next day. On this, Bhim rejoices that Yudhisthir his brother, has conquered death! For he is sure that he will be around the next day to give. Yudhisthir gets the message. One does not know really whether one will be there tomorrow to give! The time to give, therefore, is now. The next question is: 'How much to give?' One recalls the famous incident from history. Rana Pratap was reeling after defeat from the Moghals. He had lost his army, he had lost his wealth, and most important, he had lost hope, his will to fight. At that time, in his darkest hour, his erstwhile minister, Bhamasha, came seeking him and placed his entire fortune at the disposal of Rana Pratap. With this, Rana Pratap raised an army and lived to fight another day. The answer to this question how much to give is: "Give as much as one can! The next question is: 'What to give?' It is not only money that can be given away. It could be a flower or even a smile. It is not how much one gives but how one gives that really matters. When you give a smile to a stranger that may be the only good thing received by him in days and weeks! "You can give anything but you must give with all your heart!" One also needs answer to this question Whom to give? Many times we avoid giving by finding fault with the person who is seeking. However, being judgmental and rejecting a person on the presumption that he may not be the most deserving, is not justified. “Give without being judgmental!" Next we have to answer: 'How to give?' Coming to the manner of giving, one has to ensure that the receiver does not feel humiliated, nor the giver feels proud by giving. In giving, follow the advice 'Let not your left hand know what your right hand gives? Charity without publicity and fanfare is the highest form of charity.' 'Give quietly!' While giving, let not the recipient feel small or humiliated. After all, what we give never really belonged to us. We come to this world with nothing and will go with nothing. The thing gifted was only with us for a temporary period. Why then take pride in giving away something which really did not belong to us? Give with grace and with a feeling of gratitude. "What should one feel after giving?" We all know the story of Eklavya. When Dronacharya asked him for his right thumb as "Guru Dakshina, he unhesitatingly cut off the thumb and gave it to Dronacharya. There is a little known sequel to this story. Eklavya was asked whether he ever regretted the act of giving away his thumb. He replied, and the reply has to be believed to be true, as it was asked to him when he was dying. His reply was "Yes! I regretted this only once in my life. It was when Pandavas were coming in to kill Dronacharya who was broken hearted on the false news of death of his son, Ashwathama, and had stopped fighting. It was then that I regretted the loss of my thumb. If the thumb was there, no one could have dared hurt my Guru? The message to us is clear. Give and never regret giving! And the last question is: ‘How much should we provide for our heirs?' Ask yourself 'are we taking away from them the gift of work? - A source of happiness? The answer is given by Warren Buffett: "Leave your kids enough to do anything, but not enough to do nothing!" I would conclude by saying: Let us learn the Art of Giving, and quoting the Saint Kabir: "When the wealth in the house increases, when water fills a boat, throw them out (for good causes) with both hands!" This is the wise thing to do! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
