[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-25 Thread seventhray27


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@
wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@
  wrote:
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote:
snip
 And Robin doesn't count because he was only a
 serial *psychological* rapist. :-)

Admit it. Admit it. That is funny!!
  
   Admit it, admit it, you like this because you feel it exonerates
Share
  in some strange way and not because you understand what this
actually
  implies about Barry and yourself by finding it funny.
   
  Whoa, whoa. Let me shift gears here, from chill mode to self
analysis
  mode. Let's see, Barry pushed a big ass button. And I do apologize
  that I think the subject matter of psychological rape could really
  stand some comedic relief, being that it was, (IMO of course), blown
way
  the hell out of proportion.
 
  Exonerate Share. M. As the Greek philosopher might say, first I
  must believe that Share needs exoneration!

 Cool, which Greek philosopher knew Share?

I think it was Epicurus.
 
  No, I was never in that camp.
 
  There's a lady up in Victoria, BC, who is found of saying, Lighten
Up

 Really? Do I know her? Who is she and where did she say that? And why?

Says it all the time.  You may know her.  Pretty blonde,  but no bimbo
this lady.  Hell no!
 
  Always good advice!
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-25 Thread Share Long
turq, third or fourth reading of this and still it makes me chuckle and can't 
stop grinning and love especially all the eths at the end of verbs, which built 
IMHO to a wonderful crescendo in numbers 8, 9 and 10. Brilliance happening.




 From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 3:36 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 The Ten Commandments For Posting On the Funny Farm Lounge (and originators)
 OTOH, enjoy and don't feel any pressure (-:
 
 1. Thou shalt not write posts that are too long. (turq)
 2. Thou shalt not write posts that are short and snappy. (Xeno)
 3. Thou shalt not write more than 50 posts per week. (Rick et al)
 4. Thou shalt not write less than 50 posts per week. (Ravi)
 5. Thou shalt not write posts wherein the lines go all the way 
 over to the far far edge of the screen like this line is almost 
 doing. ( I forget.)
 6. Thou shalt not write posts with bad first lines. (S. King)
 7. Thou shalt not reply to more than one poster in any one 
 given post. (Various ha ha, get it?)
 8. Thou shalt not write a post that is only about one poster. 
 (Richard)
 9. Thou shalt not ever ever use (-: (Ann, Emily, BP)
 10. Thou shalt not post a url that is unclickable. (Seraphita?)

I've never been a fan of Thou shalt not's, 
so I will respond to Share's list with their
Tantric opposite:

1. Thou shalt attempt to have more fuckin' FUN 
with this saloon in cyberspace, and with your 
life, because both are far too silly to do 
anything else with.

2. Thou shalt feel free to ignore those who can 
only seem to post Thou shalt not's, just as 
people have managed to ignore the original Ten
Commandments all these centuries; if they knew
what they were talking about, more people would
have paid attention. 

3. Thou shalt post whatever the fuck thou wanteth.

4. Thou shalt attempt to enjoy those who reacteth
badly or angrily or negatively to whatever the fuck 
thou wantedeth to post as much as you enjoy those
who reacteth to it positively.

5. Thou shalt try to notice trends over time, and 
how some folks may not actually have much of anything 
to post other than the same old ragging-on-posters-
they-don't-like shit. 

6. Thou shalt feel free to posteth things thou liked
about the things you liked, free from feeling in 
any way intimidated by those who'll rag on those
things just because you liked them. 

7. Thou shalt feel free to use smiley faces or 
other emoticons as much as thou likest; those 
who still haven't learned to recognize a smile
when it's sideways just aren't worth concerning
yourself with. 

8. Thou shalt attempt to last out the week, and
not shooteth thy wad in the first few days of the
posting week; that just marketh you as an obsessive.

9. Thou shalt reply ONLY to that which thou wanteth
to reply; NO ONE on this forum deserveth a reply
from thou. 

10. When thou chooseth to reply, try at least to 
be-eth funny; funny goeth a long way. 


 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-25 Thread doctordumbass
Brilliance happening?? Yes, for a sixth grader, or so, it is a brilliant 
piece of writing. For someone approaching 70, it is stale, immature, and 
embarrassing, IMO. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 turq, third or fourth reading of this and still it makes me chuckle and can't 
 stop grinning and love especially all the eths at the end of verbs, which 
 built IMHO to a wonderful crescendo in numbers 8, 9 and 10. Brilliance 
 happening.
 
 
 
 
  From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 3:36 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
  
 
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  The Ten Commandments For Posting On the Funny Farm Lounge (and originators)
  OTOH, enjoy and don't feel any pressure (-:
  
  1. Thou shalt not write posts that are too long. (turq)
  2. Thou shalt not write posts that are short and snappy. (Xeno)
  3. Thou shalt not write more than 50 posts per week. (Rick et al)
  4. Thou shalt not write less than 50 posts per week. (Ravi)
  5. Thou shalt not write posts wherein the lines go all the way 
  over to the far far edge of the screen like this line is almost 
  doing. ( I forget.)
  6. Thou shalt not write posts with bad first lines. (S. King)
  7. Thou shalt not reply to more than one poster in any one 
  given post. (Various ha ha, get it?)
  8. Thou shalt not write a post that is only about one poster. 
  (Richard)
  9. Thou shalt not ever ever use (-: (Ann, Emily, BP)
  10. Thou shalt not post a url that is unclickable. (Seraphita?)
 
 I've never been a fan of Thou shalt not's, 
 so I will respond to Share's list with their
 Tantric opposite:
 
 1. Thou shalt attempt to have more fuckin' FUN 
 with this saloon in cyberspace, and with your 
 life, because both are far too silly to do 
 anything else with.
 
 2. Thou shalt feel free to ignore those who can 
 only seem to post Thou shalt not's, just as 
 people have managed to ignore the original Ten
 Commandments all these centuries; if they knew
 what they were talking about, more people would
 have paid attention. 
 
 3. Thou shalt post whatever the fuck thou wanteth.
 
 4. Thou shalt attempt to enjoy those who reacteth
 badly or angrily or negatively to whatever the fuck 
 thou wantedeth to post as much as you enjoy those
 who reacteth to it positively.
 
 5. Thou shalt try to notice trends over time, and 
 how some folks may not actually have much of anything 
 to post other than the same old ragging-on-posters-
 they-don't-like shit. 
 
 6. Thou shalt feel free to posteth things thou liked
 about the things you liked, free from feeling in 
 any way intimidated by those who'll rag on those
 things just because you liked them. 
 
 7. Thou shalt feel free to use smiley faces or 
 other emoticons as much as thou likest; those 
 who still haven't learned to recognize a smile
 when it's sideways just aren't worth concerning
 yourself with. 
 
 8. Thou shalt attempt to last out the week, and
 not shooteth thy wad in the first few days of the
 posting week; that just marketh you as an obsessive.
 
 9. Thou shalt reply ONLY to that which thou wanteth
 to reply; NO ONE on this forum deserveth a reply
 from thou. 
 
 10. When thou chooseth to reply, try at least to 
 be-eth funny; funny goeth a long way.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-25 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 turq, third or fourth reading of this and still it makes me chuckle and can't 
 stop grinning and love especially all the eths at the end of verbs, which 
 built IMHO to a wonderful crescendo in numbers 8, 9 and 10. Brilliance 
 happening.

Share, stop feeding the narcissist.
 
 
 
 
  From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 3:36 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
  
 
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  The Ten Commandments For Posting On the Funny Farm Lounge (and originators)
  OTOH, enjoy and don't feel any pressure (-:
  
  1. Thou shalt not write posts that are too long. (turq)
  2. Thou shalt not write posts that are short and snappy. (Xeno)
  3. Thou shalt not write more than 50 posts per week. (Rick et al)
  4. Thou shalt not write less than 50 posts per week. (Ravi)
  5. Thou shalt not write posts wherein the lines go all the way 
  over to the far far edge of the screen like this line is almost 
  doing. ( I forget.)
  6. Thou shalt not write posts with bad first lines. (S. King)
  7. Thou shalt not reply to more than one poster in any one 
  given post. (Various ha ha, get it?)
  8. Thou shalt not write a post that is only about one poster. 
  (Richard)
  9. Thou shalt not ever ever use (-: (Ann, Emily, BP)
  10. Thou shalt not post a url that is unclickable. (Seraphita?)
 
 I've never been a fan of Thou shalt not's, 
 so I will respond to Share's list with their
 Tantric opposite:
 
 1. Thou shalt attempt to have more fuckin' FUN 
 with this saloon in cyberspace, and with your 
 life, because both are far too silly to do 
 anything else with.
 
 2. Thou shalt feel free to ignore those who can 
 only seem to post Thou shalt not's, just as 
 people have managed to ignore the original Ten
 Commandments all these centuries; if they knew
 what they were talking about, more people would
 have paid attention. 
 
 3. Thou shalt post whatever the fuck thou wanteth.
 
 4. Thou shalt attempt to enjoy those who reacteth
 badly or angrily or negatively to whatever the fuck 
 thou wantedeth to post as much as you enjoy those
 who reacteth to it positively.
 
 5. Thou shalt try to notice trends over time, and 
 how some folks may not actually have much of anything 
 to post other than the same old ragging-on-posters-
 they-don't-like shit. 
 
 6. Thou shalt feel free to posteth things thou liked
 about the things you liked, free from feeling in 
 any way intimidated by those who'll rag on those
 things just because you liked them. 
 
 7. Thou shalt feel free to use smiley faces or 
 other emoticons as much as thou likest; those 
 who still haven't learned to recognize a smile
 when it's sideways just aren't worth concerning
 yourself with. 
 
 8. Thou shalt attempt to last out the week, and
 not shooteth thy wad in the first few days of the
 posting week; that just marketh you as an obsessive.
 
 9. Thou shalt reply ONLY to that which thou wanteth
 to reply; NO ONE on this forum deserveth a reply
 from thou. 
 
 10. When thou chooseth to reply, try at least to 
 be-eth funny; funny goeth a long way.





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-25 Thread Share Long
Steve, I also really like the Stoics founded by Xeno of 




 From: seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, July 25, 2013 6:20 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 


  

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:


 Cool, which Greek philosopher knew Share?
I think it was Epicurus.  
  
  No, I was never in that camp.
  
  There's a lady up in Victoria, BC, who is found of saying, Lighten Up
 
 Really? Do I know her? Who is she and where did she say that? And why?
Says it all the time.  You may know her.  Pretty blonde,  but no bimbo this 
lady.  Hell no!
  
  Always good advice!
 


 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-25 Thread Share Long
Steve, I also really like the Stoics founded by Xeno of Citium. I think that 
makes me a Stoic Epicurean, a Stepicurean ho ho.

PS to Ann: IMHO, that Barbie woman looks like a zombie so I'll stick to my 
cookies though have never worn Birkenstocks or granny dresses either. However, 
I did have a full length, white, jersey, backless, halter gown in which I 
looked hot, if I don't mind saying so myself. One guy said I looked like 
Marilyn Monroe in it. But you know, with brown hair!



 From: seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com

To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 

Sent: Thursday, July 25, 2013 6:20 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 


  

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:


 Cool, which Greek philosopher knew Share?
I think it was Epicurus.  
  
  No, I was never in that camp.
  
  There's a lady up in Victoria, BC, who is found of saying, Lighten Up
 
 Really? Do I know her? Who is she and where did she say that? And why?
Says it all the time.  You may know her.  Pretty blonde,  but no bimbo this 
lady.  Hell no!
  
  Always good advice!
 




 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-25 Thread doctordumbass
So the question is, Share, did said complimentor look like Cary Grant, or Danny 
DeVito?...just trying for another data point, here...

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Steve, I also really like the Stoics founded by Xeno of Citium. I think that 
 makes me a Stoic Epicurean, a Stepicurean ho ho.
 
 PS to Ann: IMHO, that Barbie woman looks like a zombie so I'll stick to my 
 cookies though have never worn Birkenstocks or granny dresses either. 
 However, I did have a full length, white, jersey, backless, halter gown in 
 which I looked hot, if I don't mind saying so myself. One guy said I looked 
 like Marilyn Monroe in it. But you know, with brown hair!
 
 
 
  From: seventhray27 steve.sundur@...
 
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 
 Sent: Thursday, July 25, 2013 6:20 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
  
 
 
   
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:
 
 
  Cool, which Greek philosopher knew Share?
 I think it was Epicurus.  
   
   No, I was never in that camp.
   
   There's a lady up in Victoria, BC, who is found of saying, Lighten Up
  
  Really? Do I know her? Who is she and where did she say that? And why?
 Says it all the time.  You may know her.  Pretty blonde,  but no bimbo 
 this lady.  Hell no!
   
   Always good advice!
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-25 Thread Buck


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson mjackson74@... wrote:

 how do you figure that? Nader was touted as a great example of a Purusha 
 leader - man you are out to lunch.
 
 
 
 
 
  From: nablusoss1008 no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 6:33 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
  
 
 
   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@ wrote:
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008  wrote:
  
And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that
  the apple
fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.
   
Edg
   
I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family
  
   Why do you claim it was clandestine ? No one knew about his family
  except Maharishi, but so what ? Nader was never presented as a
  Brahmachary. It's one of you fantasies again Rick.
  
 
  Doesn't matter how he was presented -- the fact that it was hidden 
 
 It wasn't.


Is this now the official story, that Maharishi did know?  Hence the broiling 
disaffection movement fragmenting of Mother Divine about Tony misleading 
Maharishi is for naught[?]


   



[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread awoelflebater


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 No one ever gets a second chance to write a first
 sentence, so you should probably do it right. 
 
 This is especially good advice for those who tend 
 to write posts to FFL that no one reads *except* for 
 the first sentence, glimpsed in Message View. :-)
 
 http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/07/why-stephen-king-spends-months-and-even-years-writing-opening-sentences/278043/
 
 But it's also good advice for anyone who cares about
 writing, period, as was King's book On Writing, by far
 the most practical How to be a writer manual I've ever
 read. 
 
 Reading this article I had to chuckle, because I once 
 started a book with the sentence: If I had better 
 bladder control, I probably wouldn't be writing this.
 
 It was true, it set up the first story (which set up
 the rest of the book), and above all it captured that
 sense of voice that King talks about. I hear all the
 time from readers who picked up the book, having heard 
 that it was about what it was like to study with an odd 
 spiritual teacher. Having heard that, they kinda expected 
 it to be just another one of those clone books about 
 spiritual teachers -- humorless, devotional, and above
 all SERIOUS. But my first line made them laugh, which
 clued them in to the fact that mine was NOT exactly 
 going to be like that. 
 
 So good luck creating your first sentences from now on.
 If you make them inviting enough, and infuse them with
 enough voice, some people may even read the rest of
 the post.  :-)

When I was a student at MIU I often stripped during the flying portion of my 
Dome program while at the same time the women around me...

Did that get anyone's attention? Maybe I should have started this post:

Back when I was having an affair with this man, that you all know here, I 
discovered something very strange about... 

Or:

 I have had always wanted to be able to tell someone my deepest, darkest 
sexual secret and it involves...





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread danfriedman2002
Ann,

A little discretion, please.
Dan


P.S. I just couldn't help myself. Goodbye for a long-time, this time.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater awoelflebater@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  No one ever gets a second chance to write a first
  sentence, so you should probably do it right. 
  
  This is especially good advice for those who tend 
  to write posts to FFL that no one reads *except* for 
  the first sentence, glimpsed in Message View. :-)
  
  http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/07/why-stephen-king-spends-months-and-even-years-writing-opening-sentences/278043/
  
  But it's also good advice for anyone who cares about
  writing, period, as was King's book On Writing, by far
  the most practical How to be a writer manual I've ever
  read. 
  
  Reading this article I had to chuckle, because I once 
  started a book with the sentence: If I had better 
  bladder control, I probably wouldn't be writing this.
  
  It was true, it set up the first story (which set up
  the rest of the book), and above all it captured that
  sense of voice that King talks about. I hear all the
  time from readers who picked up the book, having heard 
  that it was about what it was like to study with an odd 
  spiritual teacher. Having heard that, they kinda expected 
  it to be just another one of those clone books about 
  spiritual teachers -- humorless, devotional, and above
  all SERIOUS. But my first line made them laugh, which
  clued them in to the fact that mine was NOT exactly 
  going to be like that. 
  
  So good luck creating your first sentences from now on.
  If you make them inviting enough, and infuse them with
  enough voice, some people may even read the rest of
  the post.  :-)
 
 When I was a student at MIU I often stripped during the flying portion of my 
 Dome program while at the same time the women around me...
 
 Did that get anyone's attention? Maybe I should have started this post:
 
 Back when I was having an affair with this man, that you all know here, I 
 discovered something very strange about... 
 
 Or:
 
  I have had always wanted to be able to tell someone my deepest, darkest 
 sexual secret and it involves...
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Michael Jackson
I will definitely read the book about stripping during flying in the Ladies 
Dome!  




 From: awoelflebater awoelfleba...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 9:38 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 


  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 No one ever gets a second chance to write a first
 sentence, so you should probably do it right. 
 
 This is especially good advice for those who tend 
 to write posts to FFL that no one reads *except* for 
 the first sentence, glimpsed in Message View. :-)
 
 http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/07/why-stephen-king-spends-months-and-even-years-writing-opening-sentences/278043/
 
 But it's also good advice for anyone who cares about
 writing, period, as was King's book On Writing, by far
 the most practical How to be a writer manual I've ever
 read. 
 
 Reading this article I had to chuckle, because I once 
 started a book with the sentence: If I had better 
 bladder control, I probably wouldn't be writing this.
 
 It was true, it set up the first story (which set up
 the rest of the book), and above all it captured that
 sense of voice that King talks about. I hear all the
 time from readers who picked up the book, having heard 
 that it was about what it was like to study with an odd 
 spiritual teacher. Having heard that, they kinda expected 
 it to be just another one of those clone books about 
 spiritual teachers -- humorless, devotional, and above
 all SERIOUS. But my first line made them laugh, which
 clued them in to the fact that mine was NOT exactly 
 going to be like that. 
 
 So good luck creating your first sentences from now on.
 If you make them inviting enough, and infuse them with
 enough voice, some people may even read the rest of
 the post.  :-)

When I was a student at MIU I often stripped during the flying portion of my 
Dome program while at the same time the women around me...

Did that get anyone's attention? Maybe I should have started this post:

Back when I was having an affair with this man, that you all know here, I 
discovered something very strange about... 

Or:

I have had always wanted to be able to tell someone my deepest, darkest sexual 
secret and it involves...



 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread turquoiseb
  So good luck creating your first sentences from now on.
  If you make them inviting enough, and infuse them with
  enough voice, some people may even read the rest of
  the post.  :-)
 
 When I was a student at MIU I often stripped during 
 the flying portion of my Dome program while at the same 
 time the women around me...
 
 Back when I was having an affair with this man, that 
 you all know here, I discovered something very strange 
 about... 
 
 I have had always wanted to be able to tell someone 
 my deepest, darkest sexual secret and it involves...

A good start. You might also get some mileage from:

Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
another hit man for the Mafia...

I used to believe that the men's dome was about 
the same as the ladies' dome, but that was before 
my sex change operation...

I once believed that those 'Letters to Penthouse'
were fiction, but that was before I opened a South-
facing doorway and discovered Bevan and an aardvark
engaged in something that looked clearly Off The 
Program...

As the aliens prepared their glistening rectal 
probes again, once more I realized how gullible I 
had been to believe Nabby when he called them our
'Space Brothers'...

The biggest problem with FFL is that people talk 
too much about Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and 
don't spend nearly enough time talking about ME...

:-)

One of my favorite first paragraphs of a novel was 
Richard Farina's opener to Been Down So Long It 
Looks Like Up To Me. Talk about voice --

To Athene then. Young Gnossos Pappadopoulis, furry 
Pooh Bear, keeper of the flame, voyaged back from the 
asphalt seas of the great wasted land: oh highways U.S. 
40 and unyielding 66, I am home to the glacier-gnawed 
gorges, the fingers of lakes, the golden girls of 
Westchester and Shaker Heights. See me loud with 
lies, big boots stomping, mind awash with schemes.








[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread doctordumbass
Do you wear a wadded up sock in the crotch of your pants, too? 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

   So good luck creating your first sentences from now on.
   If you make them inviting enough, and infuse them with
   enough voice, some people may even read the rest of
   the post.  :-)
  
  When I was a student at MIU I often stripped during 
  the flying portion of my Dome program while at the same 
  time the women around me...
  
  Back when I was having an affair with this man, that 
  you all know here, I discovered something very strange 
  about... 
  
  I have had always wanted to be able to tell someone 
  my deepest, darkest sexual secret and it involves...
 
 A good start. You might also get some mileage from:
 
 Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
 another hit man for the Mafia...
 
 I used to believe that the men's dome was about 
 the same as the ladies' dome, but that was before 
 my sex change operation...
 
 I once believed that those 'Letters to Penthouse'
 were fiction, but that was before I opened a South-
 facing doorway and discovered Bevan and an aardvark
 engaged in something that looked clearly Off The 
 Program...
 
 As the aliens prepared their glistening rectal 
 probes again, once more I realized how gullible I 
 had been to believe Nabby when he called them our
 'Space Brothers'...
 
 The biggest problem with FFL is that people talk 
 too much about Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and 
 don't spend nearly enough time talking about ME...
 
 :-)
 
 One of my favorite first paragraphs of a novel was 
 Richard Farina's opener to Been Down So Long It 
 Looks Like Up To Me. Talk about voice --
 
 To Athene then. Young Gnossos Pappadopoulis, furry 
 Pooh Bear, keeper of the flame, voyaged back from the 
 asphalt seas of the great wasted land: oh highways U.S. 
 40 and unyielding 66, I am home to the glacier-gnawed 
 gorges, the fingers of lakes, the golden girls of 
 Westchester and Shaker Heights. See me loud with 
 lies, big boots stomping, mind awash with schemes.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread awoelflebater


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, danfriedman2002 no_reply@... wrote:

 Ann,
 
 A little discretion, please.
 Dan

OK Dan, but only a little.
 
 
 P.S. I just couldn't help myself. Goodbye for a long-time, this time.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater awoelflebater@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   No one ever gets a second chance to write a first
   sentence, so you should probably do it right. 
   
   This is especially good advice for those who tend 
   to write posts to FFL that no one reads *except* for 
   the first sentence, glimpsed in Message View. :-)
   
   http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/07/why-stephen-king-spends-months-and-even-years-writing-opening-sentences/278043/
   
   But it's also good advice for anyone who cares about
   writing, period, as was King's book On Writing, by far
   the most practical How to be a writer manual I've ever
   read. 
   
   Reading this article I had to chuckle, because I once 
   started a book with the sentence: If I had better 
   bladder control, I probably wouldn't be writing this.
   
   It was true, it set up the first story (which set up
   the rest of the book), and above all it captured that
   sense of voice that King talks about. I hear all the
   time from readers who picked up the book, having heard 
   that it was about what it was like to study with an odd 
   spiritual teacher. Having heard that, they kinda expected 
   it to be just another one of those clone books about 
   spiritual teachers -- humorless, devotional, and above
   all SERIOUS. But my first line made them laugh, which
   clued them in to the fact that mine was NOT exactly 
   going to be like that. 
   
   So good luck creating your first sentences from now on.
   If you make them inviting enough, and infuse them with
   enough voice, some people may even read the rest of
   the post.  :-)
  
  When I was a student at MIU I often stripped during the flying portion of 
  my Dome program while at the same time the women around me...
  
  Did that get anyone's attention? Maybe I should have started this post:
  
  Back when I was having an affair with this man, that you all know here, I 
  discovered something very strange about... 
  
  Or:
  
   I have had always wanted to be able to tell someone my deepest, darkest 
  sexual secret and it involves...
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Duveyoung
 
 Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
 another hit man for the Mafia...
 

Heh, you made me remember that Vaughn Abrams wrote a book in which he named a 
character Edg who was an assassin who killed for spiritual reasons.

Never asked me for permission, and insisted that I was his model for the 
character.  Pissed me off!

Quit reading the book at the first encountered with my name.  Felt like some 
sort of rape.

I guess I shouldn't take things personally, eh?  

Edg



RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Rick Archer
 

From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
On Behalf Of Duveyoung
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 11:28 AM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

 

  


 Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
 another hit man for the Mafia...
 

Heh, you made me remember that Vaughn Abrams wrote a book in which he named
a character Edg who was an assassin who killed for spiritual reasons.

Never asked me for permission, and insisted that I was his model for the
character. Pissed me off!

Well he got his just desserts, eh?



Quit reading the book at the first encountered with my name. Felt like some
sort of rape.

I guess I shouldn't take things personally, eh? 

Edg





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Duveyoung

  Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
  another hit man for the Mafia...
 

 Heh, you made me remember that Vaughn Abrams wrote a book in which he
named
 a character Edg who was an assassin who killed for spiritual
reasons.

 Never asked me for permission, and insisted that I was his model for
the
 character. Pissed me off!

 Well he got his just desserts, eh?

He sure got some karma.  Not sure it was from his guru doings.  Can't
toss any stones at him, cuz, hey, we're all just trying our best, and
that was his version of it.  He wanted to teach so badly, but but but. 
Felt sorry for him.  Very high I.Q. and yet . . .

Edg


 Quit reading the book at the first encountered with my name. Felt like
some
 sort of rape.

 I guess I shouldn't take things personally, eh?

 Edg




RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Rick Archer
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
On Behalf Of Duveyoung
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 11:53 AM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

 

  


  Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
  another hit man for the Mafia...
  
 
 Heh, you made me remember that Vaughn Abrams wrote a book in which he
named
 a character Edg who was an assassin who killed for spiritual reasons.
 
 Never asked me for permission, and insisted that I was his model for the
 character. Pissed me off!
 
 Well he got his just desserts, eh?
 
He sure got some karma.  Not sure it was from his guru doings.  Can't toss
any stones at him, cuz, hey, we're all just trying our best, and that was
his version of it.  He wanted to teach so badly, but but but.  Felt sorry
for him.  Very high I.Q. and yet . . .

Edg

It's not so much that he wanted to teach. He wanted to be the recipient of
veneration and devotion. When I was teaching on the east coast, he did a
residence course in which he sat up on a dais and had people give him
flowers. He later got called over to Switzerland where Maharishi told him
that one guru was enough for the movement. 



[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Duveyoung

   Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
   another hit man for the Mafia...
  
 
  Heh, you made me remember that Vaughn Abrams wrote a book in which
he
 named
  a character Edg who was an assassin who killed for spiritual
reasons.
 
  Never asked me for permission, and insisted that I was his model for
the
  character. Pissed me off!
 
  Well he got his just desserts, eh?
 
 He sure got some karma.  Not sure it was from his guru doings. 
Can't toss
 any stones at him, cuz, hey, we're all just trying our best, and that
was
 his version of it.  He wanted to teach so badly, but but but.  Felt
sorry
 for him.  Very high I.Q. and yet . . .

 Edg

 It's not so much that he wanted to teach. He wanted to be the
recipient of
 veneration and devotion. When I was teaching on the east coast, he did
a
 residence course in which he sat up on a dais and had people give him
 flowers. He later got called over to Switzerland where Maharishi told
him
 that one guru was enough for the movement.

He sorta settled down after being warned -- for a few years -- but then
when the shit hit the fan for all his business doings, he put on the
dhoti again.  I called him on it when he tried to recruit me into his
thang, and that was the parting of the ways for us.

Given what we know of Maharishi's business doings, I kinda have to cut
Vaughn a break in that, hey, birds of a feather.

I, too, have to ask my mirror how much of a charlatan I was/am to
resonate with the movement's willingness to break any law it wanted to
break.  For Vaughn (and Sri Sri, and Andy Rymer, et alia)to do what they
did, I'm feeling like Maharishi's immorality MODELED THAT for them.

When I consider how many scoundrels the movement attracted and how few
saints it produced (so far: none?) I am sobered.

And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that the
apple fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.

Edg




RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Rick Archer
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
On Behalf Of Duveyoung
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 12:32 PM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

 

  

And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that the apple
fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.

Edg

I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family so much as I
would fault some of the other mucky-mucks for hitting on married women,
co-eds, etc.



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Michael Jackson
These are hilarious Barry!





 From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 10:47 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 


  
  So good luck creating your first sentences from now on.
  If you make them inviting enough, and infuse them with
  enough voice, some people may even read the rest of
  the post.  :-)
 
 When I was a student at MIU I often stripped during 
 the flying portion of my Dome program while at the same 
 time the women around me...
 
 Back when I was having an affair with this man, that 
 you all know here, I discovered something very strange 
 about... 
 
 I have had always wanted to be able to tell someone 
 my deepest, darkest sexual secret and it involves...

A good start. You might also get some mileage from:

Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
another hit man for the Mafia...

I used to believe that the men's dome was about 
the same as the ladies' dome, but that was before 
my sex change operation...

I once believed that those 'Letters to Penthouse'
were fiction, but that was before I opened a South-
facing doorway and discovered Bevan and an aardvark
engaged in something that looked clearly Off The 
Program...

As the aliens prepared their glistening rectal 
probes again, once more I realized how gullible I 
had been to believe Nabby when he called them our
'Space Brothers'...

The biggest problem with FFL is that people talk 
too much about Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and 
don't spend nearly enough time talking about ME...

:-)

One of my favorite first paragraphs of a novel was 
Richard Farina's opener to Been Down So Long It 
Looks Like Up To Me. Talk about voice --

To Athene then. Young Gnossos Pappadopoulis, furry 
Pooh Bear, keeper of the flame, voyaged back from the 
asphalt seas of the great wasted land: oh highways U.S. 
40 and unyielding 66, I am home to the glacier-gnawed 
gorges, the fingers of lakes, the golden girls of 
Westchester and Shaker Heights. See me loud with 
lies, big boots stomping, mind awash with schemes.


 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@... wrote:
 
  Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
  another hit man for the Mafia...
 
 Heh, you made me remember that Vaughn Abrams wrote a 
 book in which he named a character Edg who was an 
 assassin who killed for spiritual reasons.
 
 Never asked me for permission, and insisted that I 
 was his model for the character.  Pissed me off!
 
 Quit reading the book at the first encountered with 
 my name.  Felt like some sort of rape.
 
 I guess I shouldn't take things personally, eh?  

Sounds to me as if you missed a grand opportunity
for fun. It's NOT as if literature -- much less 
scripture -- is short of hit men who kill for 
spiritual reasons. Much of the canon of Indian
spiritual literature is full of gods (presumably
enlightened) who go around either whacking people
themselves, or telling their devotees to do it
for them. :-)

But your story reminds me of one of my own. Back
in Santa Fe, as usual I had a favorite writing
cafe, and was there pretty much every morning.
A newbie to town chatted me up there, and because
he still *was* very much a Santa Fe newbie, and
still trying to run his Aspen, CO number on every-
one and impress them, I once invented a story to
blow him off and get him to stop pestering me so
that I could get back to writing. (To his credit,
he got over it, and we later became friends.)

But in that initial chat, he came up to me, sat
down at my table without asking if he could, and
just started talking. And talking. And talking.
He finally said something like, I've noticed 
that you're only here on weekends. What do you
do the rest of the week.

I said, I fly out to other cities and do my work
there four days a week or less, which leaves me
free to come back here and enjoy my long Santa 
Fe weekends. 

He said, Well...what do you do in these cities.

Without missing a beat, I said, I'm a hit man.

He shut up, and soon afterwards got up and moved
to another table to try to impress someone else.

I forgot all about it until a year or more later,
after he had calmed down and we actually became 
more friendly, at which point I learned that he
had actually *believed me*. 

Like a hit man would go around telling strangers
what he did for a living. That's the kind of dweeb
he was before he caught the Don't try to impress
anyone in Santa Fe, because you can't vibe and
lightened up. 

But I did kinda have fun trying to imagine him
imagining *me* whacking people for a living. And
wanting to be friends with me anyway. 

He was a former shrink, who had to stop practicing
because his own bipolar disorder started getting
in the way. 'Nuff said.  :-)






[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Duveyoung

 And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that the
apple
 fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.

 Edg

 I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family so much as
I
 would fault some of the other mucky-mucks for hitting on married
women,
 co-eds, etc.

I never met Tony, so what do I know?... and his little secret was
slight comparatively, but the concept still holds:  we were modeled unto
that anything goes -- especially if you don't get caught at it.  And
shame on me for snickering about it so many times instead of quitting
the movement.

Rick, I'm out of Fairfield and don't keep up -- do you know about any
others that could make the top-ten scoundrels list?

My off the cuff top ten in no special order:
1.  Dr. Bloomfield
2.  Ed Beckeley
3.  Heggy
4.  Bevvy
5.  Girish
6.  The serial rapist guy who lived in the dome house
7.  The guys who made it possible for the MUM campus murder
8.  The money launderers
9.  The commodities company leaders
10.  Andy Rymer

See? Tony, Sri Sri, Vaughn, didn't even make the list!

Edg



[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread turquoiseb
   And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems 
   to be that the apple fell from the tree and didn't roll 
   an inch.
 
  I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family 
  so much as I would fault some of the other mucky-mucks for 
  hitting on married women, co-eds, etc.
 
 I never met Tony, so what do I know?... and his little 
 secret was slight comparatively, but the concept still holds:  
 we were modeled unto that anything goes -- especially if 
 you don't get caught at it.  And shame on me for snickering 
 about it so many times instead of quitting the movement.
 
 Rick, I'm out of Fairfield and don't keep up -- do you know 
 about any others that could make the top-ten scoundrels list?
 
 My off the cuff top ten in no special order:
 1.  Dr. Bloomfield
 2.  Ed Beckeley
 3.  Heggy
 4.  Bevvy
 5.  Girish
 6.  The serial rapist guy who lived in the dome house
 7.  The guys who made it possible for the MUM campus murder
 8.  The money launderers
 9.  The commodities company leaders
 10.  Andy Rymer
 
 See? Tony, Sri Sri, Vaughn, didn't even make the list!

And Robin doesn't count because he was only a 
serial *psychological* rapist.  :-)





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread seventhray27

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
snip
 And Robin doesn't count because he was only a
 serial *psychological* rapist.  :-)

Admit it.  Admit it.  That is funny!!


Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Michael Jackson
Which lie are you referring to Edg? About being celibate when he had a wife and 
young'uns? Or something else?





 From: Duveyoung no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 1:31 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 


  

   Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
   another hit man for the Mafia...
   
  
  Heh, you made me remember that Vaughn Abrams wrote a book in which he
 named
  a character Edg who was an assassin who killed for spiritual reasons.
  
  Never asked me for permission, and insisted that I was his model for the
  character. Pissed me off!
  
  Well he got his just desserts, eh?
  
 He sure got some karma.  Not sure it was from his guru doings.  Can't toss
 any stones at him, cuz, hey, we're all just trying our best, and that was
 his version of it.  He wanted to teach so badly, but but but.  Felt sorry
 for him.  Very high I.Q. and yet . . .
 
 Edg
 
 It's not so much that he wanted to teach. He wanted to be the recipient of
 veneration and devotion. When I was teaching on the east coast, he did a
 residence course in which he sat up on a dais and had people give him
 flowers. He later got called over to Switzerland where Maharishi told him
 that one guru was enough for the movement.

He sorta settled down after being warned -- for a few years -- but then when 
the shit hit the fan for all his business doings, he put on the dhoti again.  I 
called him on it when he tried to recruit me into his thang, and that was the 
parting of the ways for us.  

Given what we know of Maharishi's business doings, I kinda have to cut Vaughn a 
break in that, hey, birds of a feather.

I, too, have to ask my mirror how much of a charlatan I was/am to resonate with 
the movement's willingness to break any law it wanted to break.  For Vaughn 
(and Sri Sri, and Andy Rymer, et alia)to do what they did, I'm feeling like 
Maharishi's immorality MODELED THAT for them.

When I consider how many scoundrels the movement attracted and how few saints 
it produced (so far: none?) I am sobered.  

And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that the apple 
fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.

Edg


 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Michael Jackson
Here is a piece of an old LA Times article that mentioned Beckley:


The get-rich-quick business is quickly getting poorer.

Consider Ed Beckley, a skinny, squeaky-voiced man with choir-boy looks who 
sells a $299 Millionaire Maker package of cassettes and books promising to 
teach people how to get rich buying real estate even if they are broke.

Once based near Sacramento, the former schoolteacher moved his operation in 
1984 to Fairfield, Iowa, to be closer to a university founded by his 
spiritual mentor, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the renowned Indian 
transcendental meditation guru.

Within a year, Beckley, 39, built 
the largest company in the business of distributing advice on buying 
real estate with no money down. His Million Dollar Secrets cable 
television program appeared in about 200 markets, his payroll grew to 
560 and the company he controls, the Beckley Group, claimed to have $40 
million in sales.

But while Beckley was telling people how to get 
rich, his Beckley Group was going broke. Deluged with more than 40,000 
refund requests from people who bought Beckley's home-study courses, the 
company ran out of money a year ago. On March 22, the company, in which Beckley 
owns an 80% stake, filed in Des Moines for protection from 
creditors under Chapter 11 of the U.S. Bankruptcy Code, listing $6 
million in debts.

All but 35 of Beckley's employees have been 
fired, the program now appears in only 20 television markets and the 
company is having trouble making good on a promise made to the Iowa 
attorney general's office to refund more than $3 million still owed to 
11,000 people. That pledge followed an inquiry by the agency into 
alleged violations of state consumer laws. Donald Neiman, the Beckley 
Group's attorney, said it may take three to five years to repay those 
customers.

Here is his current website:

http://www.edbeckley.org/





 From: Duveyoung no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 2:12 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 


  

 And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that the apple
 fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.
 
 Edg
 
 I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family so much as I
 would fault some of the other mucky-mucks for hitting on married women,
 co-eds, etc.

I never met Tony, so what do I know?... and his little secret was slight 
comparatively, but the concept still holds:  we were modeled unto that 
anything goes -- especially if you don't get caught at it.  And shame on me 
for snickering about it so many times instead of quitting the movement.

Rick, I'm out of Fairfield and don't keep up -- do you know about any others 
that could make the top-ten scoundrels list?  

My off the cuff top ten in no special order:  
1.  Dr. Bloomfield
2.  Ed Beckeley
3.  Heggy
4.  Bevvy
5.  Girish
6.  The serial rapist guy who lived in the dome house
7.  The guys who made it possible for the MUM campus murder
8.  The money launderers 
9.  The commodities company leaders
10.  Andy Rymer

See? Tony, Sri Sri, Vaughn, didn't even make the list! 

Edg

 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Richard J. Williams


  And Robin doesn't count because he was only a
  serial *psychological* rapist.  :-)
 
seventhray:
 Admit it.  Admit it.  That is funny!!

Considering the source, yes I admit it is funny!

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds 
discuss events. Small minds discuss people. 
-- Eleanor Roosevelt




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Share Long
The Ten Commandments For Posting On the Funny Farm Lounge (and originators)
OTOH, enjoy and don't feel any pressure (-:

1. Thou shalt not write posts that are too long. (turq)
2. Thou shalt not write posts that are short and snappy. (Xeno)
3. Thou shalt not write more than 50 posts per week. (Rick et al)
4. Thou shalt not write less than 50 posts per week. (Ravi)
5. Thou shalt not write posts wherein the lines go all the way over to the far 
far edge of the screen like this line is almost doing. ( I forget.)

6. Thou shalt not write posts with bad first lines. (S. King)

7. Thou shalt not reply to more than one poster in any one given post. (Various 
ha ha, get it?)
8. Thou shalt not write a post that is only about one poster. (Richard)

9. Thou shalt not ever ever use (-: (Ann, Emily, BP)

10. Thou shalt not post a url that is unclickable. (Seraphita?)





 From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 9:47 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 


  
  So good luck creating your first sentences from now on.
  If you make them inviting enough, and infuse them with
  enough voice, some people may even read the rest of
  the post.  :-)
 
 When I was a student at MIU I often stripped during 
 the flying portion of my Dome program while at the same 
 time the women around me...
 
 Back when I was having an affair with this man, that 
 you all know here, I discovered something very strange 
 about... 
 
 I have had always wanted to be able to tell someone 
 my deepest, darkest sexual secret and it involves...

A good start. You might also get some mileage from:

Back before I was fully enlightened, and was just
another hit man for the Mafia...

I used to believe that the men's dome was about 
the same as the ladies' dome, but that was before 
my sex change operation...

I once believed that those 'Letters to Penthouse'
were fiction, but that was before I opened a South-
facing doorway and discovered Bevan and an aardvark
engaged in something that looked clearly Off The 
Program...

As the aliens prepared their glistening rectal 
probes again, once more I realized how gullible I 
had been to believe Nabby when he called them our
'Space Brothers'...

The biggest problem with FFL is that people talk 
too much about Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and 
don't spend nearly enough time talking about ME...

:-)

One of my favorite first paragraphs of a novel was 
Richard Farina's opener to Been Down So Long It 
Looks Like Up To Me. Talk about voice --

To Athene then. Young Gnossos Pappadopoulis, furry 
Pooh Bear, keeper of the flame, voyaged back from the 
asphalt seas of the great wasted land: oh highways U.S. 
40 and unyielding 66, I am home to the glacier-gnawed 
gorges, the fingers of lakes, the golden girls of 
Westchester and Shaker Heights. See me loud with 
lies, big boots stomping, mind awash with schemes.


 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 The Ten Commandments For Posting On the Funny Farm Lounge (and originators)
 OTOH, enjoy and don't feel any pressure (-:
 
 1. Thou shalt not write posts that are too long. (turq)
 2. Thou shalt not write posts that are short and snappy. (Xeno)
 3. Thou shalt not write more than 50 posts per week. (Rick et al)
 4. Thou shalt not write less than 50 posts per week. (Ravi)
 5. Thou shalt not write posts wherein the lines go all the way 
 over to the far far edge of the screen like this line is almost 
 doing. ( I forget.)
 6. Thou shalt not write posts with bad first lines. (S. King)
 7. Thou shalt not reply to more than one poster in any one 
 given post. (Various ha ha, get it?)
 8. Thou shalt not write a post that is only about one poster. 
 (Richard)
 9. Thou shalt not ever ever use (-: (Ann, Emily, BP)
 10. Thou shalt not post a url that is unclickable. (Seraphita?)


I've never been a fan of Thou shalt not's, 
so I will respond to Share's list with their
Tantric opposite:

1. Thou shalt attempt to have more fuckin' FUN 
with this saloon in cyberspace, and with your 
life, because both are far too silly to do 
anything else with.

2. Thou shalt feel free to ignore those who can 
only seem to post Thou shalt not's, just as 
people have managed to ignore the original Ten
Commandments all these centuries; if they knew
what they were talking about, more people would
have paid attention.  

3. Thou shalt post whatever the fuck thou wanteth.

4. Thou shalt attempt to enjoy those who reacteth
badly or angrily or negatively to whatever the fuck 
thou wantedeth to post as much as you enjoy those
who reacteth to it positively.

5. Thou shalt try to notice trends over time, and 
how some folks may not actually have much of anything 
to post other than the same old ragging-on-posters-
they-don't-like shit. 

6. Thou shalt feel free to posteth things thou liked
about the things you liked, free from feeling in 
any way intimidated by those who'll rag on those
things just because you liked them. 

7. Thou shalt feel free to use smiley faces or 
other emoticons as much as thou likest; those 
who still haven't learned to recognize a smile
when it's sideways just aren't worth concerning
yourself with. 

8. Thou shalt attempt to last out the week, and
not shooteth thy wad in the first few days of the
posting week; that just marketh you as an obsessive.

9. Thou shalt reply ONLY to that which thou wanteth
to reply; NO ONE on this forum deserveth a reply
from thou. 

10. When thou chooseth to reply, try at least to 
be-eth funny; funny goeth a long way. 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread seventhray27

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard J. Williams  wrote:



   And Robin doesn't count because he was only a
   serial *psychological* rapist.  :-)
  
 seventhray:
  Admit it.  Admit it.  That is funny!!
 
 Considering the source, yes I admit it is funny!

 Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds
 discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
 -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Welcome to the Funny Farm Lounge, of which you are a distinguished
member!




[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread nablusoss1008


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@... wrote:

 From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
 On Behalf Of Duveyoung
 Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 12:32 PM
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 
  
 
   
 
 And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that the apple
 fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.
 
 Edg
 
 I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family 

Why do you claim it was clandestine ? No one knew about his family except 
Maharishi, but so what ? Nader was never presented as a Brahmachary. It's one 
of you fantasies again Rick.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Duveyoung

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008  wrote:

  And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that
the apple
  fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.
 
  Edg
 
  I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family

 Why do you claim it was clandestine ? No one knew about his family
except Maharishi, but so what ? Nader was never presented as a
Brahmachary. It's one of you fantasies again Rick.

Doesn't matter how he was presented -- the fact that it was hidden is
the proof that even HE thought it was, what, shameful?  Something like
that, right?  Something like Oh, if they find out I'm a
commoner/fucker, then I'll lose all respect in my kingdom, right?

That's not an enlightened being.  That's a guy covering his ass for a
paycheck.

BAH!

And Maharishi knew, right?  So he was a shyster too.

Edg



[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread nablusoss1008


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@... wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008  wrote:
 
   And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that
 the apple
   fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.
  
   Edg
  
   I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family
 
  Why do you claim it was clandestine ? No one knew about his family
 except Maharishi, but so what ? Nader was never presented as a
 Brahmachary. It's one of you fantasies again Rick.
 

 Doesn't matter how he was presented -- the fact that it was hidden 

It wasn't.



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Michael Jackson
how do you figure that? Nader was touted as a great example of a Purusha leader 
- man you are out to lunch.





 From: nablusoss1008 no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 6:33 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King
 


  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@... wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008  wrote:
 
   And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that
 the apple
   fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.
  
   Edg
  
   I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family
 
  Why do you claim it was clandestine ? No one knew about his family
 except Maharishi, but so what ? Nader was never presented as a
 Brahmachary. It's one of you fantasies again Rick.
 

 Doesn't matter how he was presented -- the fact that it was hidden 

It wasn't.


 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread nablusoss1008


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@ wrote:
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008  wrote:
  
And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that
  the apple
fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.
   
Edg
   
I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family
  
   Why do you claim it was clandestine ? No one knew about his family
  except Maharishi, but so what ? Nader was never presented as a
  Brahmachary. It's one of you fantasies again Rick.
  
 
  Doesn't matter how he was presented -- the fact that it was hidden 
 
 It wasn't.

It seems you are off medication again Edg. Because if you were perhaps you 
could have used your brain for reasoning. For example; the fact that his wife 
did not show up in Vlodrop, what did that tell you ? 

Perhaps she simply didn't want to go ? Perhaps she had her own career to think 
of, children to raise, perhaps she's simply not very interested. Perhaps she's 
not even a meditator, who knows ? Do you ? 

No you don't, still you produce, backed by the Rumor-maker par Excellence 
Himself, Rick Stanley, claim after claim that if they did not have your stamp 
on it would have had you sued from A to Z and back. 

I suggest you go back to the prescribed medication asap before you disgrace 
yourself further.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
 snip
  And Robin doesn't count because he was only a
  serial *psychological* rapist.  :-)
 
 Admit it.  Admit it.  That is funny!!

Admit it, admit it, you like this because you feel it exonerates Share in some 
strange way and not because you understand what this actually implies about 
Barry and yourself by finding it funny. 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread seventhray27


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@
wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote:
  snip
   And Robin doesn't count because he was only a
   serial *psychological* rapist. :-)
  
  Admit it. Admit it. That is funny!!

 Admit it, admit it, you like this because you feel it exonerates Share
in some strange way and not because you understand what this actually
implies about Barry and yourself by finding it funny.
 
Whoa, whoa.  Let me shift gears here, from chill mode to self analysis
mode.  Let's see, Barry pushed a big ass button.  And I do apologize
that I think the subject matter of psychological rape could really
stand some comedic relief, being that it was, (IMO of course), blown way
the hell out of proportion.

Exonerate Share. M.  As the Greek philosopher might say, first I
must believe that Share needs exoneration!

No, I was never in that camp.

There's a lady up in Victoria, BC, who is found of saying, Lighten Up

Always good advice!






[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Buck


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@... wrote:

 
  And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be that the
 apple
  fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.
 
  Edg
 
  I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family so much as
 I
  would fault some of the other mucky-mucks for hitting on married
 women,
  co-eds, etc.
 
 I never met Tony, so what do I know?... and his little secret was
 slight comparatively, but the concept still holds:  we were modeled unto
 that anything goes -- especially if you don't get caught at it.  And
 shame on me for snickering about it so many times instead of quitting
 the movement.
 
 Rick, I'm out of Fairfield and don't keep up -- do you know about any
 others that could make the top-ten scoundrels list?
 
 My off the cuff top ten in no special order:
 1.  Dr. Bloomfield
 2.  Ed Beckeley
 3.  Heggy
 4.  Bevvy
 5.  Girish
 6.  The serial rapist guy who lived in the dome house
 7.  The guys who made it possible for the MUM campus murder
 8.  The money launderers
 9.  The commodities company leaders
 10.  Andy Rymer
 
 See? Tony, Sri Sri, Vaughn, didn't even make the list!
 
 Edg


Yep, some day it will be interesting to hear from the people who collaborated 
removing the Kaplan money from the Boone Purusha project to accounts overseas.  
The people who actually pulled the levers, proly some Purusha who initially 
handled the Purusha accounts.  Who was aware of it and who did it in the chain 
of things.  The President's Office?  



[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@
 wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote:
   snip
And Robin doesn't count because he was only a
serial *psychological* rapist. :-)
   
   Admit it. Admit it. That is funny!!
 
  Admit it, admit it, you like this because you feel it exonerates Share
 in some strange way and not because you understand what this actually
 implies about Barry and yourself by finding it funny.
  
 Whoa, whoa.  Let me shift gears here, from chill mode to self analysis
 mode.  Let's see, Barry pushed a big ass button.  And I do apologize
 that I think the subject matter of psychological rape could really
 stand some comedic relief, being that it was, (IMO of course), blown way
 the hell out of proportion.
 
 Exonerate Share. M.  As the Greek philosopher might say, first I
 must believe that Share needs exoneration!

Cool, which Greek philosopher knew Share?
 
 No, I was never in that camp.
 
 There's a lady up in Victoria, BC, who is found of saying, Lighten Up

Really? Do I know her? Who is she and where did she say that? And why?
 
 Always good advice!





[FairfieldLife] Re: Great writing advice from Stephen King

2013-07-24 Thread Duveyoung

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008  wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@ wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung  wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008  wrote:
  
 And seeing how King Tony lied to all of us, well, seems to be
that
   the apple
 fell from the tree and didn't roll an inch.

 Edg

 I wouldn't fault King Tony for having a clandestine family
   
Why do you claim it was clandestine ? No one knew about his
family
   except Maharishi, but so what ? Nader was never presented as a
   Brahmachary. It's one of you fantasies again Rick.
  
 
   Doesn't matter how he was presented -- the fact that it was hidden
 
  It wasn't.

 It seems you are off medication again Edg. Because if you were perhaps
you could have used your brain for reasoning. For example; the fact that
his wife did not show up in Vlodrop, what did that tell you ?

 Perhaps she simply didn't want to go ? Perhaps she had her own career
to think of, children to raise, perhaps she's simply not very
interested. Perhaps she's not even a meditator, who knows ? Do you ?

 No you don't, still you produce, backed by the Rumor-maker par
Excellence Himself, Rick Stanley, claim after claim that if they did not
have your stamp on it would have had you sued from A to Z and back.

 I suggest you go back to the prescribed medication asap before you
disgrace yourself further.

Dearest Nabs,

I gotta say, something inside me clicked off, and I find you endearing
now.  As my next good friend, Willy, would say, Go figure.

Gotta get you on a Trikke, and by the way, I'm been working for months
on my next modification and might have the world's fastest Trikke
shortly.  Wait, I already do, but my first mod only added a few mph, so
that's not such a great thing to crow about, but the one I'm building
now will go more than twice as fast -- 40 mph!  Wanna ride it?  Don't
miss the bliss!

Meanwhile, I would remind you that (according to Hollywood) Gandhi
almost divorced his wife, because she wouldn't shovel dirt over shit in
the ashram's latrine, so King Tony is simply not surmounting Gandhi's
moral high ground bar of demanding harmony with his partner FOR OBVIOUS
REASONS.

Tony's probably just a wonderful guy, doesn't beat his wife or eat peas
with his knife,  but as a King, hm.  As Rama told Sita, the fame of
the King is his most preci0us attribute, and  the least whispering
amongst the people is something that simply cannot be allowed, and so,
Sita was sent TO HELL.  Not threatened with divorce, you might note.

If King Tony has a wife who is not into his thang, then what does that
say about his view of women that he would hide her?  Where's his respect
for her?  If she'd been sold out to Maharishi, I'm sorta thinking he
could have worked her into the movement's various activities, and she
could have been a powerful inspiration for the true believing women of
the movement, but no, he chose someone whom he would have to be at odds
with on a, say, vibrational level, FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.  What's
that karma, eh?  Was it to instruct us all to get into intimate
side-by-side relationships with non-believers?

If so, THEN LET ME BACK INTO THE FUCKING DOMES!

I would sit there quietly, honest!  No intoning of Tibetan throat
voicings!  I won't hand out pamphlets.

See how easy I am to work with?

But n, you can call me on my various impurities, but I can't
call bullshit on someone whose YEARS-LONG secret actions completely
surprised the entire movement -- shocked most of the true believers --
shocked such that, say, 60% felt a deep betrayal, because they'd had him
pegged as a saint.  And shocking too that Bevvy and the Crowned Knobs
were just fine with all of us thinking that about Tony.

We wuz played.

We wuz always being played.

SINCE 1957.

But that's all our karma, so no one gets to bitch.  It's all good.

Note that I have NEVER said TM doesn't work.  I've only said that it
doesn't change anything, but that's okay!  We're all getting out of the
changing business, right?

Love ya, Dude!

Edg