Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2014-03-21 Thread Pundit Sir
We looked at this place today - it needs a little fixing up.

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On Tue, Oct 15, 2013 at 4:09 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote:

 Another place to live that sucks is in a food desert. It's all a matter of
 placement and positioning.

 You live in a food desert, according to the U.S. Department of
 Agriculture, if the closest grocery store is at least one mile away -- it's
 10 miles in rural areas -- and 20 percent of the residents in your census
 tract live at or below the federal poverty line, which is $22,350 for a
 family of four.

 A food desert is an area where affordable healthy food is difficult to
 obtain, except by a automobile.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

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 Grocery Stores in Redmond Neighborhoods?

 http://redmondcity.blogspot.com/2011/06/grocery-stores-in-neighborhoods.html


 On Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 8:15 PM, s3raph...@yahoo.com wrote:



 You ain't seen nothing kid. Where I was born and brought up was voted the
 worst town in Britain! (Middlesbrough in the north-east of England.) Funny
 thing is, I don't resent the place and have quite fond memories of the
 people (friendly and bullshit-free), but I can't see me ever leaving London
 for anywhere except maybe New York, Berlin, Paris, Tokyo, . . . some
 metropolis. Perhaps I've just been corrupted.


 http://tinyurl.com/mywrn4




 ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote:

 Being a military brat, I've lived in some great places, and some places
 that sucked. One time I got stuck for a year in Valdosta, Georgia; another
 time I got stuck up in Lubbock, Texas.

 So, when we recently visited this place it reminded me of one of the
 towns I've lived in that sucked - back when I was seventeen. In this town
 there is a store called Dan's and a cafe called Pancho's. Go figure.

 When Rita and I were at Pancho's last weekend, we saw four guys sitting
 at a table, three dressed in plaid shirts, one wearing a cowboy hat, eating
 Tex-mex food and drinking beer from bottles. Now that's classy!

 Can't even get a date on Saturday night! That's because in places that
 suck, there are no unmarried women to date, and if there were, there's no
 place to go. LoL!


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Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-23 Thread Richard Williams
You live in a food desert, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture,
if the closest grocery store is at least one mile away — it's 10 miles in
rural areas — and 20 percent of the residents in your census tract live at
or below the federal poverty line, which is $22,350 for a family of four.

If you have to walk more than a mile to get some groceries, it would be a
good thing to stay awhile and talk while you do your shopping. Make sure to
bring along some nice eco paper bags to put your stuff in. LoL!

FYI:

The three most popular items at most small stores and where 90% of profits
are:

1. Marlboro cigarettes
2. Budweiser beer
3. Coca-Cola

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On Sat, Oct 19, 2013 at 9:37 AM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote:

 There used to be a string of stores around here called 'Stop 'n Go' - then
 they got bought out and became large Valero 'Corner Stores'. You probably
 know about '7 Eleven' and the old 'Circle K'.

 [image: Inline image 1]

 Many of the older smaller stores around here got bought up by Pakistanis
 or Indians and converted into small neighborhood grocery stores with names
 like 'Stop n' Shop, 'Stop 'n Joy', 'Pack 'n Tote', and Circle A-Z'. It's
 all a matter of placement and positioning.Go figure.

 There's a little store store up in Austin called 'Quickie Pickie' and it's
 a drive through store. But these could hardly be called grocery stores any
 more than Dollar General could be called a Department Store. So, how far do
 you live from a real corner grocery store and could you walk there if you
 wanted to? You might be living in a food desert.


 On Tue, Oct 15, 2013 at 4:09 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote:

 Another place to live that sucks is in a food desert. It's all a matter
 of placement and positioning.

 You live in a food desert, according to the U.S. Department of
 Agriculture, if the closest grocery store is at least one mile away — it's
 10 miles in rural areas — and 20 percent of the residents in your census
 tract live at or below the federal poverty line, which is $22,350 for a
 family of four.

 A food desert is an area where affordable healthy food is difficult to
 obtain, except by a automobile.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

 [image: Inline image 1]

 Grocery Stores in Redmond Neighborhoods?

 http://redmondcity.blogspot.com/2011/06/grocery-stores-in-neighborhoods.html


 On Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 8:15 PM, s3raph...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **


 You ain't seen nothing kid. Where I was born and brought up was voted
 the worst town in Britain! (Middlesbrough in the north-east of England.)
 Funny thing is, I don't resent the place and have quite fond memories of
 the people (friendly and bullshit-free), but I can't see me ever leaving
 London for anywhere except maybe New York, Berlin, Paris, Tokyo, . . . some
 metropolis. Perhaps I've just been corrupted.


 http://tinyurl.com/mywrn4




 ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote:

 Being a military brat, I've lived in some great places, and some places
 that sucked. One time I got stuck for a year in Valdosta, Georgia; another
 time I got stuck up in Lubbock, Texas.

 So, when we recently visited this place it reminded me of one of the
 towns I've lived in that sucked - back when I was seventeen. In this town
 there is a store called Dan's and a cafe called Pancho's. Go figure.

 When Rita and I were at Pancho's last weekend, we saw four guys sitting
 at a table, three dressed in plaid shirts, one wearing a cowboy hat, eating
 Tex-mex food and drinking beer from bottles. Now that's classy!

 Can't even get a date on Saturday night! That's because in places that
 suck, there are no unmarried women to date, and if there were, there's no
 place to go. LoL!


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Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-21 Thread Richard J. Williams

 So far you haven't done anything but confirm my opinion of
 Texas and those who dwell there.

You have to admit it's kind of fun to poke people in the eye with where 
they live. Good work!


On 10/21/2013 8:50 AM, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com wrote:




---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote:

Yeah, you really poked the Fairfield vegie health nut cultist TMers in 
the eye with that story about eating the pigs and hog skins where 
you're from. Good work!


But, everyone knows they raise lots of hogs in North Carolina and up 
there in Iowa. And, everyone knows they eat cow heads down in San 
Antonio. So what?


The only question is, do you eat GM hogs? LoL!

Richard, you're such a goink. You laugh at the stupidest self-made 
'jokes'. Talk about a waste of band width or whatever it is you're 
concerned with. So far you haven't done anything but confirm my 
opinion of Texas and those who dwell there.


On 10/19/2013 3:46 PM, Michael Jackson wrote:

that was great Doc! and in my opinion this quote If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they 
remain in business primarily because of the cult school up the road 
is what most of the world thinks of MUM and the Movement.


On Sat, 10/19/13, doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... 
doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... wrote:


Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Date: Saturday, October 19, 2013, 7:48 PM


























Mango D. - LOL


---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com 
mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:


OMG, this is
hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you
Doc.

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com 
mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:


I decided to check out the FF
food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is hilarious:



Thai Deli

120 West
Broadway

Fairfield, IA



Review from Mango D.,


Las Vegas, NV

9/16/2006

5.0 star
rating

This stuff is like crack when
we come to town. Make sure
you come in when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant
get enough of the
creamy coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as
well. They both go
great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good
sparingly when super
fresh.

I cannot find anything like
this in California. Sigh...
Fairfield, must you taunt me so!



Review from Nicholas
J.

San Francisco,
CA

1/12/2010

1.0 star rating.


The reason you'll never
find a Thai restaurant like this
in California is because you can usually find actual Thai
people voluntarily
living in the coastal regions of the country, and very few
of them are likely
to express an interest in consuming the watered-down
Grandy's buffet slop this
dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian
experience. If I
were forced to explain their longevity, I would have to say
that I believe they
remain in business primarily because of the cult school up
the road--an
institution which seems to supply them with a steady stream
of stoned Dave
Matthews fans, all of whom would be lucky to successfully
locate Thailand on a
map after hyperventilating through the magic levitation
classes their hippie
parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a
dream.



Review from Max
S.

Fairfield, IA

5/24/2009

2.0 star
rating

It's dirt cheap but man
does the food blow.



Review from Will
M.

Seattle, WA

7/23/2010

1.0 star
rating

They nickname this place
Thai Smelly.  It's small
town Midwest buffet meets new age
crowd.  Absolutely awful food.
It's dirt cheap for a reason.
I mean honestly, I don't know how this place
survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was
free.




---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com 
mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:


Richard
first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took
you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a
food oasis?
It's
funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it
would have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a
food oasis.
Share
wrote:
 Richard, I've
been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you
first posted it. I think we have an
oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to
our local health food store though
it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There
is another one on campus just
outside the women's Dome so that's also
a possibility. We have a locally
owned convenience store/gas station,
Logli's and Iowa has a chain of them
called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market twice a week so
people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield!































Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-21 Thread Share Long
Richard, so far, according to FFL, the bad places to live are Texas, New 
Jersey, FF, South Carolina, Paris and expensive places on the US east and west 
coasts. What we need is a competent location jyotishi to tell us where the good 
lines are for FFL (-:





On Monday, October 21, 2013 8:56 AM, Richard J. Williams pundits...@gmail.com 
wrote:
 
  
 So far you haven't done anything but confirm my opinion of 
 Texas and those who dwell there.

You have to admit it's kind of fun to poke people in the eye with
  where they live. Good work!

On 10/21/2013 8:50 AM, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com wrote:

  
 


---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote:


Yeah, you really poked the Fairfield vegie health nut cultist TMers in the eye 
with that story about eating the pigs and hog skins where you're from. Good 
work! 

But, everyone knows they raise lots of hogs in North
  Carolina and up there in Iowa. And, everyone knows
  they eat cow heads down in San Antonio. So what?

The only question is, do you eat GM hogs? LoL!


Richard, you're such a goink. You laugh at the stupidest self-made 'jokes'. 
Talk about a waste of band width or whatever it is you're concerned with. So 
far you haven't done anything but confirm my opinion of Texas and those who 
dwell there.


On 10/19/2013 3:46 PM, Michael Jackson wrote:

  
that was great Doc! and in my opinion this quote If I were forced to explain 
their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in business 
primarily because of the cult school up the road is what most of the world 
thinks of MUM and the Movement.

On Sat, 10/19/13, doctordumbass@... doctordumbass@... wrote:

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE:
  Places to Live That Suck
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Date: Saturday, October 19, 2013, 7:48 PM
















 









Mango D. - LOL 


---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

OMG, this is
hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you
Doc.   

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

I decided to check out the FF
food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is
  hilarious:



Thai Deli 

120 West
Broadway

Fairfield, IA

 

Review from Mango D.,


Las Vegas, NV

9/16/2006

5.0 star
rating

This stuff is like crack when
we come to town. Make sure
you come in when it is fresh. (After dome is good)
  We cant
get enough of the
creamy coconut potato dish. And the tofu and
  squash dish as
well. They both go
great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are
  good
sparingly when super
fresh.

I cannot find anything like
this in California. Sigh...
Fairfield, must you taunt me so!

 

Review from Nicholas
J.

San Francisco,
CA

1/12/2010

1.0 star rating.


The reason you'll never
find a Thai restaurant like this
in California is because you can usually find
  actual Thai
people voluntarily
living in the coastal regions of the country, and
  very few
of them are likely
to express an interest in consuming the
  watered-down
Grandy's buffet slop this
dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as an
  exotic Asian
experience. If I
were forced to explain their longevity, I would
  have to say
that I believe they
remain in business primarily because of the cult
  school up
the road--an
institution which seems to supply them with a
  steady stream
of stoned Dave
Matthews fans, all of whom would be lucky to
  successfully
locate Thailand on a
map after hyperventilating through the magic
  levitation
classes their hippie
parents pay for just because John Lennon told them
  to in a
dream.

 

Review from Max
S.

Fairfield, IA

5/24/2009

2.0 star
rating

It's dirt cheap but man
does the food blow.

 

Review from Will
M.

Seattle, WA

7/23/2010

1.0 star
rating

They nickname this place
Thai Smelly.  It's small
town Midwest buffet meets new age
crowd.  Absolutely awful food. 
It's dirt cheap for a reason. 
I mean honestly, I don't know how this place
survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was
free.


  

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

Richard
first mentioned the food deserts concept on
  Tuesday. It took
you until today, Saturday, to decide that
  Fairfield was a
food oasis?
It's
funny, because even though I don't live in
  Fairfield, it
would have taken me about two seconds to figure
  out it was a
food oasis.
Share
wrote:
 Richard, I've
been thinking about this concept of food deserts
  since you
first posted it. I think we have an
oasis here in FF

RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-20 Thread sharelong60
Bhairitu, Thai Deli is owned by a young, very sweet couple from SE Asia. 
Previously it was owned by her father and step mother. But then the older 
couple started another Thai restaurant. And the step mother was an excellent 
cook. A few years ago, the older couple sold to an Indian family and moved away 
so that she could be close to her family. I think they're in Chicago or Des 
Moines. The Indian family has kept some of the Thai recipes and they have also 
gone organic: Green Gourmet. Back to Thai Deli, over the years the young couple 
has done a lot to improve the restaurant ambiance and food. They are a dear 
part of the community. I can think of three Indian restaurants in FF and they 
definitely range in quality. One also has a restaurant in Iowa City and the 
food there is spicier than what they serve in FF. 

 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 Especially when we have some VERY GOOD Thai restaurants in the SF Bay Area.  
And I think a lot of Thai restaurants seem to use family recipes so you can 
have a little difference between places.
 
 I found Indian restaurant so-so in Fairfield and I also ate at a California 
style pasta restaurant which indeed reminded me of many of the pasta 
restaurants around here except for the ones run by expatriate Italians.  We 
have one really good Trattoria about 2 miles from here that I like to take 
out-of-town folks to.
 
 On 10/19/2013 10:16 AM, doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... wrote:
 
   I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is 
hilarious:
 
 
 Thai Deli 
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA
  
 Review from Mango D., 
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in when it 
is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy coconut potato 
dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go great mixed with the 
fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield, must you 
taunt me so!
  
 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating. 
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in California is 
because you can usually find actual Thai people voluntarily living in the 
coastal regions of the country, and very few of them are likely to express an 
interest in consuming the watered-down Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little 
cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in 
business primarily because of the cult school up the road--an institution which 
seems to supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of 
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after 
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie parents pay 
for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.
  
 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.
  
 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly.  It's small town Midwest buffet meets 
new age crowd.  Absolutely awful food.  It's dirt cheap for a reason.  I mean 
honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was 
free.
 
  
 
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, 
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took you until 
today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?
 
 
 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would have taken 
me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.
 
 
 Share wrote:
 
 
  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you 
  first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to 
  our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-20 Thread Richard J. Williams
Yeah, you really poked the Fairfield vegie health nut cultist TMers in 
the eye with that story about eating the pigs and hog skins where you're 
from. Good work!


But, everyone knows they raise lots of hogs in North Carolina and up 
there in Iowa. And, everyone knows they eat cow heads down in San 
Antonio. So what?


The only question is, do you eat GM hogs? LoL!

On 10/19/2013 3:46 PM, Michael Jackson wrote:


that was great Doc! and in my opinion this quote If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they 
remain in business primarily because of the cult school up the road 
is what most of the world thinks of MUM and the Movement.


On Sat, 10/19/13, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com 
doctordumb...@rocketmail.com wrote:


Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Date: Saturday, October 19, 2013, 7:48 PM


























Mango D. - LOL


---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

OMG, this is
hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you
Doc.

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

I decided to check out the FF
food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is hilarious:



Thai Deli

120 West
Broadway

Fairfield, IA



Review from Mango D.,


Las Vegas, NV

9/16/2006

5.0 star
rating

This stuff is like crack when
we come to town. Make sure
you come in when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant
get enough of the
creamy coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as
well. They both go
great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good
sparingly when super
fresh.

I cannot find anything like
this in California. Sigh...
Fairfield, must you taunt me so!



Review from Nicholas
J.

San Francisco,
CA

1/12/2010

1.0 star rating.


The reason you'll never
find a Thai restaurant like this
in California is because you can usually find actual Thai
people voluntarily
living in the coastal regions of the country, and very few
of them are likely
to express an interest in consuming the watered-down
Grandy's buffet slop this
dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian
experience. If I
were forced to explain their longevity, I would have to say
that I believe they
remain in business primarily because of the cult school up
the road--an
institution which seems to supply them with a steady stream
of stoned Dave
Matthews fans, all of whom would be lucky to successfully
locate Thailand on a
map after hyperventilating through the magic levitation
classes their hippie
parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a
dream.



Review from Max
S.

Fairfield, IA

5/24/2009

2.0 star
rating

It's dirt cheap but man
does the food blow.



Review from Will
M.

Seattle, WA

7/23/2010

1.0 star
rating

They nickname this place
Thai Smelly.  It's small
town Midwest buffet meets new age
crowd.  Absolutely awful food.
It's dirt cheap for a reason.
I mean honestly, I don't know how this place
survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was
free.




---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

Richard
first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took
you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a
food oasis?
It's
funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it
would have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a
food oasis.
Share
wrote:
 Richard, I've
been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you
first posted it. I think we have an
oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to
our local health food store though
it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There
is another one on campus just
outside the women's Dome so that's also
a possibility. We have a locally
owned convenience store/gas station,
Logli's and Iowa has a chain of them
called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market twice a week so
people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield!





























Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread Richard Williams
There used to be a string of stores around here called 'Stop 'n Go' - then
they got bought out and became large Valero 'Corner Stores'. You probably
know about '7 Eleven' and the old 'Circle K'.

[image: Inline image 1]

Many of the older smaller stores around here got bought up by Pakistanis or
Indians and converted into small neighborhood grocery stores with names
like 'Stop n' Shop, 'Stop 'n Joy', 'Pack 'n Tote', and Circle A-Z'. It's
all a matter of placement and positioning.Go figure.

There's a little store store up in Austin called 'Quickie Pickie' and it's
a drive through store. But these could hardly be called grocery stores any
more than Dollar General could be called a Department Store. So, how far do
you live from a real corner grocery store and could you walk there if you
wanted to? You might be living in a food desert.


On Tue, Oct 15, 2013 at 4:09 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote:

 Another place to live that sucks is in a food desert. It's all a matter of
 placement and positioning.

 You live in a food desert, according to the U.S. Department of
 Agriculture, if the closest grocery store is at least one mile away — it's
 10 miles in rural areas — and 20 percent of the residents in your census
 tract live at or below the federal poverty line, which is $22,350 for a
 family of four.

 A food desert is an area where affordable healthy food is difficult to
 obtain, except by a automobile.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

 [image: Inline image 1]

 Grocery Stores in Redmond Neighborhoods?

 http://redmondcity.blogspot.com/2011/06/grocery-stores-in-neighborhoods.html


 On Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 8:15 PM, s3raph...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **


 You ain't seen nothing kid. Where I was born and brought up was voted the
 worst town in Britain! (Middlesbrough in the north-east of England.) Funny
 thing is, I don't resent the place and have quite fond memories of the
 people (friendly and bullshit-free), but I can't see me ever leaving London
 for anywhere except maybe New York, Berlin, Paris, Tokyo, . . . some
 metropolis. Perhaps I've just been corrupted.


 http://tinyurl.com/mywrn4




 ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote:

 Being a military brat, I've lived in some great places, and some places
 that sucked. One time I got stuck for a year in Valdosta, Georgia; another
 time I got stuck up in Lubbock, Texas.

 So, when we recently visited this place it reminded me of one of the
 towns I've lived in that sucked - back when I was seventeen. In this town
 there is a store called Dan's and a cafe called Pancho's. Go figure.

 When Rita and I were at Pancho's last weekend, we saw four guys sitting
 at a table, three dressed in plaid shirts, one wearing a cowboy hat, eating
 Tex-mex food and drinking beer from bottles. Now that's classy!

 Can't even get a date on Saturday night! That's because in places that
 suck, there are no unmarried women to date, and if there were, there's no
 place to go. LoL!


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Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread Share Long
Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you first 
posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to our 
local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is 
another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a 
possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's and 
Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market twice a week so 
people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 





On Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:37 AM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.com 
wrote:
 
  
There used to be a string of stores around here called 'Stop 'n Go' - then they 
got bought out and became large Valero 'Corner Stores'. You probably know about 
'7 Eleven' and the old 'Circle K'. 



Many of the older smaller stores around here got bought up by Pakistanis or 
Indians and converted into small neighborhood grocery stores with names like 
'Stop n' Shop, 'Stop 'n Joy', 'Pack 'n Tote', and Circle A-Z'. It's all a 
matter of placement and positioning.Go figure.

There's a little store store up in Austin called 'Quickie Pickie' and it's a 
drive through store. But these could hardly be called grocery stores any more 
than Dollar General could be called a Department Store. So, how far do you live 
from a real corner grocery store and could you walk there if you wanted to? You 
might be living in a food desert.



On Tue, Oct 15, 2013 at 4:09 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.com wrote:

Another place to live that sucks is in a food desert. It's all a matter of 
placement and positioning.



You live in a food desert, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, if 
the closest grocery store is at least one mile away — it's 10 miles in rural 
areas — and 20 percent of the residents in your census tract live at or below 
the federal poverty line, which is $22,350 for a family of four.


A food desert is an area where affordable healthy food is difficult to 
obtain, except by a automobile.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert






Grocery Stores in Redmond Neighborhoods?
http://redmondcity.blogspot.com/2011/06/grocery-stores-in-neighborhoods.html



On Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 8:15 PM, s3raph...@yahoo.com wrote:

 
  
You ain't seen nothing kid. Where I was born and brought up was voted the 
worst town in Britain! (Middlesbrough in the north-east of England.) Funny 
thing is, I don't resent the place and have quite fond memories of the people 
(friendly and bullshit-free), but I can't see me ever leaving London for 
anywhere except maybe New York, Berlin, Paris, Tokyo, . . . some metropolis. 
Perhaps I've just been corrupted.


http://tinyurl.com/mywrn4

 


---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote:


Being a military brat, I've lived in some great places, and some places that 
sucked. One time I got stuck for a year in Valdosta, Georgia; another time I 
got stuck up in Lubbock, Texas.



So, when we recently visited this place it reminded me of one of the towns 
I've lived in that sucked - back when I was seventeen. In this town there is 
a store called Dan's and a cafe called Pancho's. Go figure.


When Rita and I were at Pancho's last weekend, we saw four guys sitting at a 
table, three dressed in plaid shirts, one wearing a cowboy hat, eating 
Tex-mex food and drinking beer from bottles. Now that's classy!


Can't even get a date on Saturday night! That's because in places that suck, 
there are no unmarried women to date, and if there were, there's no place to 
go. LoL!










RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread authfriend
Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took you until 
today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?
 

 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would have taken 
me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.
 

 Share wrote:
 

  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you 
  first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to 
  our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 






RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread doctordumbass
I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is 
hilarious:

 Thai Deli 
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA
  
 Review from Mango D., 
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in when it 
is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy coconut potato 
dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go great mixed with the 
fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield, must you 
taunt me so!
  
 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating. 
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in California is 
because you can usually find actual Thai people voluntarily living in the 
coastal regions of the country, and very few of them are likely to express an 
interest in consuming the watered-down Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little 
cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in 
business primarily because of the cult school up the road--an institution which 
seems to supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of 
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after 
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie parents pay 
for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.
  
 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.
  
 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly.  It's small town Midwest buffet meets 
new age crowd.  Absolutely awful food.  It's dirt cheap for a reason.  I mean 
honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was 
free.
 
  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took you until 
today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?
 

 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would have taken 
me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.
 

 Share wrote:
 

  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you 
  first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to 
  our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 




 



Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread TurquoiseB
I love these. Yelp is often the lowest common denominator,
which is not always a bad thing. I think it's good for those who
consider themselves above the masses to find out what the
masses think of them and their taste.

You should see some of the reviews of some of the supposedly
swanky places to eat in Paris.  :-)

Written by food cretins, admittedly, but still...funny food cretins.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of
reviews is hilarious:

  Thai Deli
  120 West Broadway
  Fairfield, IA

  Review from Mango D.,
  Las Vegas, NV
  9/16/2006
  5.0 star rating
  This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in
when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy
coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go
great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when
super fresh.
  I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield,
must you taunt me so!

  Review from Nicholas J.
  San Francisco, CA
  1/12/2010
  1.0 star rating.
  The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in
California is because you can usually find actual Thai people
voluntarily living in the coastal regions of the country, and very few
of them are likely to express an interest in consuming the watered-down
Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as
an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to explain their longevity,
I would have to say that I believe they remain in business primarily
because of the cult school up the road--an institution which seems to
supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie
parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.

  Review from Max S.
  Fairfield, IA
  5/24/2009
  2.0 star rating
  It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.

  Review from Will M.
  Seattle, WA
  7/23/2010
  1.0 star rating
  They nickname this place Thai Smelly.  It's small town Midwest
buffet meets new age crowd.  Absolutely awful food.  It's dirt cheap for
a reason.  I mean honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I
wouldn't eat here if it was free.

 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com
wrote:

  Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took
you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?

  It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would
have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.

  Share wrote:

   Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts
since you first
   posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely
walk to our
   local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20
minutes. There is
   another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also
a
   possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station,
Logli's
   and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
   twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield!





RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread emilymaenot
OMG, this is hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you Doc.  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is 
hilarious:

 Thai Deli 
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA
  
 Review from Mango D., 
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in when it 
is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy coconut potato 
dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go great mixed with the 
fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield, must you 
taunt me so!
  
 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating. 
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in California is 
because you can usually find actual Thai people voluntarily living in the 
coastal regions of the country, and very few of them are likely to express an 
interest in consuming the watered-down Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little 
cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in 
business primarily because of the cult school up the road--an institution which 
seems to supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of 
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after 
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie parents pay 
for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.
  
 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.
  
 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly.  It's small town Midwest buffet meets 
new age crowd.  Absolutely awful food.  It's dirt cheap for a reason.  I mean 
honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was 
free.
 
  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took you until 
today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?
 

 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would have taken 
me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.
 

 Share wrote:
 

  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you 
  first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to 
  our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 




 





Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread Richard J. Williams
You really made the TMers in Fairfield look stupid today, with their 
'Immortality' courses', although you fibbed about it, good work!


Did anyone notice that Barry didn't deny he was living in a food desert 
most of the time? Why do you think he spends so much time in cafes 
instead of at grocery stores? LoL!


On 10/19/2013 1:21 PM, TurquoiseB wrote:


I love these. Yelp is often the lowest common denominator,
which is not always a bad thing. I think it's good for those who
consider themselves above the masses to find out what the
masses think of them and their taste.

You should see some of the reviews of some of the supposedly
swanky places to eat in Paris. :-)

Written by food cretins, admittedly, but still...funny food cretins.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... wrote:

 I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of
reviews is hilarious:

 Thai Deli
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA

 Review from Mango D.,
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in
when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy
coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go
great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when
super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield,
must you taunt me so!

 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating.
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in
California is because you can usually find actual Thai people
voluntarily living in the coastal regions of the country, and very few
of them are likely to express an interest in consuming the watered-down
Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as
an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to explain their longevity,
I would have to say that I believe they remain in business primarily
because of the cult school up the road--an institution which seems to
supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie
parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.

 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.

 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly. It's small town Midwest
buffet meets new age crowd. Absolutely awful food. It's dirt cheap for
a reason. I mean honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I
wouldn't eat here if it was free.

 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com
wrote:

 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took
you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?

 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would
have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.

 Share wrote:

  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts
since you first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely
walk to our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20
minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also
a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station,
Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield!







Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread Share Long
Well Richard there are some nifty cafes too in FF: Revelations, Cafe Paradiso 
and 2nd St. Cafe, just to name a few. Plus the Iowa grocery chain Hy Vee has a 
pretty good health food section in its FF store. I think it would take me close 
to thirty minutes to get there on foot and the route is not as pedestrian 
friendly as the route to the local health food store is. I even read that in 
the US only San Francisco has more restaurants per capita than FF!





On Saturday, October 19, 2013 1:53 PM, Richard J. Williams 
pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
 
  
You really made the TMers in Fairfield look stupid today, with their 
'Immortality' courses', although you fibbed about it, good work! 

Did anyone notice that Barry didn't deny he was living in a food
  desert most of the time? Why do you think he spends so much time
  in cafes instead of at grocery stores? LoL!

On 10/19/2013 1:21 PM, TurquoiseB wrote:

  
I love these. Yelp is often the lowest common denominator,
which is not always a bad thing. I think it's good for
  those who
consider themselves above the masses to find out what the
masses think of them and their taste.

You should see some of the reviews of some of the
  supposedly
swanky places to eat in Paris. :-)

Written by food cretins, admittedly, but still...funny
  food cretins.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... wrote:

 I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp.
  This set of
reviews is hilarious:

 Thai Deli
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA

 Review from Mango D.,
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make
  sure you come in
when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough
  of the creamy
coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well.
  They both go
great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good
  sparingly when
super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California.
  Sigh... Fairfield,
must you taunt me so!

 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating.
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like
  this in
California is because you can usually find actual Thai
  people
voluntarily living in the coastal regions of the country,
  and very few
of them are likely to express an interest in consuming the
  watered-down
Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little cafeteria tries to
  pass off as
an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to explain
  their longevity,
I would have to say that I believe they remain in business
  primarily
because of the cult school up the road--an institution
  which seems to
supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews
  fans, all of
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a
  map after
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes
  their hippie
parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a
  dream.

 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.

 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly. It's small
  town Midwest
buffet meets new age crowd. Absolutely awful food. It's
  dirt cheap for
a reason. I mean honestly, I don't know how this place
  survives - I
wouldn't eat here if it was free.

 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com
wrote:

 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on
  Tuesday. It took
you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a
  food oasis?

 It's funny, because even though I don't live in
  Fairfield, it would
have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a
  food oasis.

 Share wrote:

  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept
  of food deserts
since you first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF!
  I could definitely
walk to our
  local health food store though it would take
  about 15 to 20
minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's
  Dome so that's also
a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience
  store/gas station,
Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh
  and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local.
  Yay Fairfield!






Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread Share Long
Oh, that is kind of funny. 





On Saturday, October 19, 2013 2:13 PM, TurquoiseB turquoi...@yahoo.com wrote:
 
  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:

 Well Richard there are some nifty cafes too in FF: Revelations, Cafe Paradiso 
 and 2nd St. Cafe, just to name a few. Plus the Iowa grocery chain Hy Vee has 
 a pretty good health food section in its FF store. I think it would take me 
 close to thirty minutes to get there on foot and the route is not as 
 pedestrian friendly as the route to the local health food store is. I even 
 read that in the US only San Francisco has more restaurants per capita than 
 FF!

Ahem. You must have been confusing your backwater town of Fairfield, IA with 
Fairfield, CT. Let this serve as a lesson to you not to believe things told to 
you by Ru's that you'd *like* to believe because it inflates your ego and you 
sense of center-of-the-universenessitude, and a reminder to search for the 
truth instead:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/02/san-francisco-restaurants_n_1735091.html
 

P.S. The same thing was said by Santa Fe, NM, and every other town I've lived 
in that wanted visitors to think it was more interesting than it really was. 

P.S.S. Every town in the universe is interesting, if you're just weird enough.

P.S.S.S. No town in the universe is interesting if you're not. 





RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread doctordumbass
Mango D. - LOL 

 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 OMG, this is hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you Doc.  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is 
hilarious:

 Thai Deli 
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA
  
 Review from Mango D., 
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in when it 
is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy coconut potato 
dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go great mixed with the 
fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield, must you 
taunt me so!
  
 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating. 
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in California is 
because you can usually find actual Thai people voluntarily living in the 
coastal regions of the country, and very few of them are likely to express an 
interest in consuming the watered-down Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little 
cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in 
business primarily because of the cult school up the road--an institution which 
seems to supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of 
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after 
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie parents pay 
for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.
  
 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.
  
 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly.  It's small town Midwest buffet meets 
new age crowd.  Absolutely awful food.  It's dirt cheap for a reason.  I mean 
honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was 
free.
 
  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took you until 
today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?
 

 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would have taken 
me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.
 

 Share wrote:
 

  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you 
  first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to 
  our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 




 







Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread Bhairitu
Especially when we have some VERY GOOD Thai restaurants in the SF Bay 
Area.  And I think a lot of Thai restaurants seem to use family recipes 
so you can have a little difference between places.


I found Indian restaurant so-so in Fairfield and I also ate at a 
California style pasta restaurant which indeed reminded me of many of 
the pasta restaurants around here except for the ones run by 
expatriate Italians.  We have one really good Trattoria about 2 miles 
from here that I like to take out-of-town folks to.


On 10/19/2013 10:16 AM, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com wrote:


I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of 
reviews is hilarious:


Thai Deli

120 West Broadway

Fairfield, IA

Review from Mango D.,

Las Vegas, NV

9/16/2006

5.0 star rating

This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in 
when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the 
creamy coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They 
both go great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good 
sparingly when super fresh.


I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield, 
must you taunt me so!


Review from Nicholas J.

San Francisco, CA

1/12/2010

1.0 star rating.

The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in California 
is because you can usually find actual Thai people voluntarily living 
in the coastal regions of the country, and very few of them are likely 
to express an interest in consuming the watered-down Grandy's buffet 
slop this dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian 
experience. If I were forced to explain their longevity, I would have 
to say that I believe they remain in business primarily because of the 
cult school up the road--an institution which seems to supply them 
with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of whom would 
be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after 
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie 
parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.


Review from Max S.

Fairfield, IA

5/24/2009

2.0 star rating

It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.

Review from Will M.

Seattle, WA

7/23/2010

1.0 star rating

They nickname this place Thai Smelly.It's small town Midwest buffet 
meets new age crowd.Absolutely awful food.It's dirt cheap for a 
reason.I mean honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I 
wouldn't eat here if it was free.





---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com 
wrote:


*Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took 
you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?*


*
*

*It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would 
have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.*


*
*

*Share wrote:*


 Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since 
you first
 posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely 
walk to our
 local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. 
There is

 another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
 possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, 
Logli's

 and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
 twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield!






RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread Michael Jackson
that was great Doc! and in my opinion this quote If I were forced to explain 
their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in business 
primarily because of the cult school up the road is what most of the world 
thinks of MUM and the Movement.

On Sat, 10/19/13, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com doctordumb...@rocketmail.com 
wrote:

 Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Date: Saturday, October 19, 2013, 7:48 PM
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
   
   
   Mango D. - LOL 
  
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 OMG, this is
 hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you
 Doc.   
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 I decided to check out the FF
 food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is hilarious:
 
 
 
 Thai Deli 
 
 120 West
 Broadway
 
 Fairfield, IA
 
  
 
 Review from Mango D.,
 
 
 Las Vegas, NV
 
 9/16/2006
 
 5.0 star
 rating
 
 This stuff is like crack when
 we come to town. Make sure
 you come in when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant
 get enough of the
 creamy coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as
 well. They both go
 great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good
 sparingly when super
 fresh.
 
 I cannot find anything like
 this in California. Sigh...
 Fairfield, must you taunt me so!
 
  
 
 Review from Nicholas
 J.
 
 San Francisco,
 CA
 
 1/12/2010
 
 1.0 star rating.
 
 
 The reason you'll never
 find a Thai restaurant like this
 in California is because you can usually find actual Thai
 people voluntarily
 living in the coastal regions of the country, and very few
 of them are likely
 to express an interest in consuming the watered-down
 Grandy's buffet slop this
 dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian
 experience. If I
 were forced to explain their longevity, I would have to say
 that I believe they
 remain in business primarily because of the cult school up
 the road--an
 institution which seems to supply them with a steady stream
 of stoned Dave
 Matthews fans, all of whom would be lucky to successfully
 locate Thailand on a
 map after hyperventilating through the magic levitation
 classes their hippie
 parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a
 dream.
 
  
 
 Review from Max
 S.
 
 Fairfield, IA
 
 5/24/2009
 
 2.0 star
 rating
 
 It's dirt cheap but man
 does the food blow.
 
  
 
 Review from Will
 M.
 
 Seattle, WA
 
 7/23/2010
 
 1.0 star
 rating
 
 They nickname this place
 Thai Smelly.  It's small
 town Midwest buffet meets new age
 crowd.  Absolutely awful food. 
 It's dirt cheap for a reason. 
 I mean honestly, I don't know how this place
 survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was
 free.
 
 
   
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 Richard
 first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took
 you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a
 food oasis?
 It's
 funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it
 would have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a
 food oasis.
 Share
 wrote:
 Richard, I've
 been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you
 first posted it. I think we have an
 oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to
 our local health food store though
 it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There
 is another one on campus just
 outside the women's Dome so that's also
 a possibility. We have a locally
 owned convenience store/gas station,
 Logli's and Iowa has a chain of them
 called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market twice a week so
 people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
  
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread Richard J. Williams
Every town and village is interesting but most cities like Paris suck - 
if you live downtown you're probably living in a food desert. The 
existence of numerous cafes and restaurants notwithstanding. Most poor 
people, which is almost everyone who lives in a city, don't eat their 
main meals at fancy, expensive restaurants.


Let's review the definition of a food desert:

A food desert is an area where affordable healthy food is difficult to 
obtain, especially those who do not have a means of transportation like 
a car. There are food deserts in rual areas and in cities where 
low-income communities don't have access to supermarkets so they can get 
their food at reasonable prices.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

On 10/19/2013 2:13 PM, TurquoiseB wrote:


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long wrote:

 Well Richard there are some nifty cafes too in FF: Revelations, Cafe 
Paradiso and 2nd St. Cafe, just to name a few. Plus the Iowa grocery 
chain Hy Vee has a pretty good health food section in its FF store. I 
think it would take me close to thirty minutes to get there on foot 
and the route is not as pedestrian friendly as the route to the local 
health food store is. I even read that in the US only San Francisco 
has more restaurants per capita than FF!


Ahem. You must have been confusing your backwater town of Fairfield, 
IA with Fairfield, CT. Let this serve as a lesson to you not to 
believe things told to you by Ru's that you'd *like* to believe 
because it inflates your ego and you sense of 
center-of-the-universenessitude, and a reminder to search for the 
truth instead:


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/02/san-francisco-restaurants_n_1735091.html 



P.S. The same thing was said by Santa Fe, NM, and every other town 
I've lived in that wanted visitors to think it was more interesting 
than it really was.


P.S.S. Every town in the universe is interesting, if you're just weird 
enough.


P.S.S.S. No town in the universe is interesting if you're not.







RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread doctordumbass
Yeah, there's a fave about three blocks from here. Lots of Buddhist art and 
really good food.
  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 Especially when we have some VERY GOOD Thai restaurants in the SF Bay Area.  
And I think a lot of Thai restaurants seem to use family recipes so you can 
have a little difference between places.
 
 I found Indian restaurant so-so in Fairfield and I also ate at a California 
style pasta restaurant which indeed reminded me of many of the pasta 
restaurants around here except for the ones run by expatriate Italians.  We 
have one really good Trattoria about 2 miles from here that I like to take 
out-of-town folks to.
 
 On 10/19/2013 10:16 AM, doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... wrote:
 
   I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is 
hilarious:
 
 
 Thai Deli 
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA
  
 Review from Mango D., 
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in when it 
is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy coconut potato 
dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go great mixed with the 
fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield, must you 
taunt me so!
  
 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating. 
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in California is 
because you can usually find actual Thai people voluntarily living in the 
coastal regions of the country, and very few of them are likely to express an 
interest in consuming the watered-down Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little 
cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in 
business primarily because of the cult school up the road--an institution which 
seems to supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of 
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after 
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie parents pay 
for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.
  
 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.
  
 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly.  It's small town Midwest buffet meets 
new age crowd.  Absolutely awful food.  It's dirt cheap for a reason.  I mean 
honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was 
free.
 
  
 
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, 
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took you until 
today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?
 
 
 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would have taken 
me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.
 
 
 Share wrote:
 
 
  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you 
  first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to 
  our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread doctordumbass
Isn't it spelled with a 'C'?
  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you first 
posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to our 
local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is 
another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a 
possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's and 
Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market twice a week so 
people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 

 
 
 On Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:37 AM, Richard Williams punditster@... wrote:
 
   There used to be a string of stores around here called 'Stop 'n Go' - then 
they got bought out and became large Valero 'Corner Stores'. You probably know 
about '7 Eleven' and the old 'Circle K'. 
 

 

 

 Many of the older smaller stores around here got bought up by Pakistanis or 
Indians and converted into small neighborhood grocery stores with names like 
'Stop n' Shop, 'Stop 'n Joy', 'Pack 'n Tote', and Circle A-Z'. It's all a 
matter of placement and positioning.Go figure.
 

 There's a little store store up in Austin called 'Quickie Pickie' and it's a 
drive through store. But these could hardly be called grocery stores any more 
than Dollar General could be called a Department Store. So, how far do you live 
from a real corner grocery store and could you walk there if you wanted to? You 
might be living in a food desert.
 
 

 On Tue, Oct 15, 2013 at 4:09 PM, Richard Williams punditster@... 
mailto:punditster@... wrote:
 Another place to live that sucks is in a food desert. It's all a matter of 
placement and positioning.
 
 

 You live in a food desert, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, if 
the closest grocery store is at least one mile away — it's 10 miles in rural 
areas — and 20 percent of the residents in your census tract live at or below 
the federal poverty line, which is $22,350 for a family of four.
 

 A food desert is an area where affordable healthy food is difficult to 
obtain, except by a automobile.
 

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert
 
 

 

 

 Grocery Stores in Redmond Neighborhoods?
 http://redmondcity.blogspot.com/2011/06/grocery-stores-in-neighborhoods.html 
http://redmondcity.blogspot.com/2011/06/grocery-stores-in-neighborhoods.html
 

 

 On Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 8:15 PM, s3raphita@... mailto:s3raphita@... wrote:
   You ain't seen nothing kid. Where I was born and brought up was voted the 
worst town in Britain! (Middlesbrough in the north-east of England.) Funny 
thing is, I don't resent the place and have quite fond memories of the people 
(friendly and bullshit-free), but I can't see me ever leaving London for 
anywhere except maybe New York, Berlin, Paris, Tokyo, . . . some metropolis. 
Perhaps I've just been corrupted.
 

 http://tinyurl.com/mywrn4 http://tinyurl.com/mywrn4
 
  
 

---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, 
punditster@... wrote:

 Being a military brat, I've lived in some great places, and some places that 
sucked. One time I got stuck for a year in Valdosta, Georgia; another time I 
got stuck up in Lubbock, Texas.
 
 

 So, when we recently visited this place it reminded me of one of the towns 
I've lived in that sucked - back when I was seventeen. In this town there is a 
store called Dan's and a cafe called Pancho's. Go figure.
 

 When Rita and I were at Pancho's last weekend, we saw four guys sitting at a 
table, three dressed in plaid shirts, one wearing a cowboy hat, eating Tex-mex 
food and drinking beer from bottles. Now that's classy!
 

 Can't even get a date on Saturday night! That's because in places that suck, 
there are no unmarried women to date, and if there were, there's no place to 
go. LoL!
 

 
 
 



 


 
 
 
 




 





 
 

 
 




 
 
 
 






RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread doctordumbass
Cracked me up! 

 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 that was great Doc! and in my opinion this quote If I were forced to explain 
their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in business 
primarily because of the cult school up the road is what most of the world 
thinks of MUM and the Movement.
 
 On Sat, 10/19/13, doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... 
doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... wrote:
 
 Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Date: Saturday, October 19, 2013, 7:48 PM
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Mango D. - LOL 
 
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 OMG, this is
 hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you
 Doc.   
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 I decided to check out the FF
 food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is hilarious:
 
 
 
 Thai Deli 
 
 120 West
 Broadway
 
 Fairfield, IA
 
  
 
 Review from Mango D.,
 
 
 Las Vegas, NV
 
 9/16/2006
 
 5.0 star
 rating
 
 This stuff is like crack when
 we come to town. Make sure
 you come in when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant
 get enough of the
 creamy coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as
 well. They both go
 great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good
 sparingly when super
 fresh.
 
 I cannot find anything like
 this in California. Sigh...
 Fairfield, must you taunt me so!
 
  
 
 Review from Nicholas
 J.
 
 San Francisco,
 CA
 
 1/12/2010
 
 1.0 star rating.
 
 
 The reason you'll never
 find a Thai restaurant like this
 in California is because you can usually find actual Thai
 people voluntarily
 living in the coastal regions of the country, and very few
 of them are likely
 to express an interest in consuming the watered-down
 Grandy's buffet slop this
 dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian
 experience. If I
 were forced to explain their longevity, I would have to say
 that I believe they
 remain in business primarily because of the cult school up
 the road--an
 institution which seems to supply them with a steady stream
 of stoned Dave
 Matthews fans, all of whom would be lucky to successfully
 locate Thailand on a
 map after hyperventilating through the magic levitation
 classes their hippie
 parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a
 dream.
 
  
 
 Review from Max
 S.
 
 Fairfield, IA
 
 5/24/2009
 
 2.0 star
 rating
 
 It's dirt cheap but man
 does the food blow.
 
  
 
 Review from Will
 M.
 
 Seattle, WA
 
 7/23/2010
 
 1.0 star
 rating
 
 They nickname this place
 Thai Smelly.  It's small
 town Midwest buffet meets new age
 crowd.  Absolutely awful food. 
 It's dirt cheap for a reason. 
 I mean honestly, I don't know how this place
 survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was
 free.
 
 
   
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 Richard
 first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took
 you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a
 food oasis?
 It's
 funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it
 would have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a
 food oasis.
 Share
 wrote:
  Richard, I've
 been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you
 first posted it. I think we have an
 oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to
 our local health food store though
 it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There
 is another one on campus just
 outside the women's Dome so that's also
 a possibility. We have a locally
 owned convenience store/gas station,
 Logli's and Iowa has a chain of them
 called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market twice a week so
 people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 



Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-15 Thread Richard Williams
Another place to live that sucks is in a food desert. It's all a matter of
placement and positioning.

You live in a food desert, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture,
if the closest grocery store is at least one mile away — it's 10 miles in
rural areas — and 20 percent of the residents in your census tract live at
or below the federal poverty line, which is $22,350 for a family of four.

A food desert is an area where affordable healthy food is difficult to
obtain, except by a automobile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

[image: Inline image 1]

Grocery Stores in Redmond Neighborhoods?
http://redmondcity.blogspot.com/2011/06/grocery-stores-in-neighborhoods.html


On Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 8:15 PM, s3raph...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **


 You ain't seen nothing kid. Where I was born and brought up was voted the
 worst town in Britain! (Middlesbrough in the north-east of England.) Funny
 thing is, I don't resent the place and have quite fond memories of the
 people (friendly and bullshit-free), but I can't see me ever leaving London
 for anywhere except maybe New York, Berlin, Paris, Tokyo, . . . some
 metropolis. Perhaps I've just been corrupted.


 http://tinyurl.com/mywrn4




 ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote:

 Being a military brat, I've lived in some great places, and some places
 that sucked. One time I got stuck for a year in Valdosta, Georgia; another
 time I got stuck up in Lubbock, Texas.

 So, when we recently visited this place it reminded me of one of the towns
 I've lived in that sucked - back when I was seventeen. In this town there
 is a store called Dan's and a cafe called Pancho's. Go figure.

 When Rita and I were at Pancho's last weekend, we saw four guys sitting at
 a table, three dressed in plaid shirts, one wearing a cowboy hat, eating
 Tex-mex food and drinking beer from bottles. Now that's classy!

 Can't even get a date on Saturday night! That's because in places that
 suck, there are no unmarried women to date, and if there were, there's no
 place to go. LoL!


 [image: Inline image 1]