An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one
night having a beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says "In the states our glasses are so
cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one
twice."
The Bri
Title: Message
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Bulls**t Bingo
Do you keep falling asleep in staff meetings?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all of that:
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call,
prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that
5" x 5" is
To towa ne e mnogo smeshno...
Best wishes,
Krassi
-Original Message-
From: Kiril Sakaliyski
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2003 11:16 PM
Subject: You know you are Bulgarian when...
Tova ochevidno e pisano ot american-born dete na bulgari :-)
You know you are Bulgarian when...
Y
A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy'
at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him, then
gave him a test, which was to clean the floor. After
that the HR manager said "You are engaged, give me
your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application
to fill, as well as when you will
> --
-
> US Army Quotes
>
> "Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket
launcher
>
> "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
training
> notice
>
> "Cluster bombing from B-52s
>
>
> You know you're living in 2003 when.
>
>
>
>1. You accidentally enter your password on the
>
> microwave.
>
>
>
>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
>
> in years.
>
>
>
>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach
>
> your family of 3.
>
For sale: Fiat 1300 (cca. 1970)
-1 break horse power
-5 seats
-100 miles/haystack
-0-10 mph in 5 minutes
-power assisted steering
-green powered
V
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-Original Message-
From: Mladen Nikolov
Sent: Friday,
September 05, 2003
3:00
PM
To: phunreaderz
Subject: alternativnite nachini na
pytuwane...
Радио НЕТ организира
масов автостоп
Радио НЕТ ще закрие летния сезон със състезание по автостоп на 20 септември. Участн
>
> A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
>
> Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft
> product.
>
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:o))
Boris
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> Преводач от котешки пуска на пазара
> през ноември японската фирма "Такара", съобщава ПА. Компанията вече
> произвежда преводач от кучешки. Новият уред представлява малък апарат с
> монитор. Устройството ще "слуша" мяукането и мъркането, ще превежда
> смисъла на звуците и ще изписва на монитор
- Original Message -
From: "Tihomir Tarnavski" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Stefan Dimov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, July 13, 2003 8:18 AM
Subject: Bebcho
> Please forward to "jokes"! :) - egasi anglijskiq
> izvadih...
>
> http://www.yeahbutisitart.com/chattogoogle/
>
>
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Okay - this should tell me what you're really like :-)
This is pretty interesting
A famous American psychologist test.
This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she
met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so
much her dre
> I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer
> guy,
> to come over.
> Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
> He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I
> called after
> him, "So, what was wrong?"
> He replied, "It was an I
> If you're into maths you may get some cheap thrills from this:
>
>
> 1 x 8 + 1 = 9
>12 x 8 + 2 = 98
> 123 x 8 + 3 = 987
>1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
> 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
>123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
> 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 98
>
> A Few Zen Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
> -
>
> Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until
> you hear them speak.
>
> OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>
> Hard work pays off in the futur
- Original Message -
From: "Diana Maynard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:31 PM
Subject: Fwd: CEMENT
> the picture says it all
mscement2.gif
Description: Binary data
2003 4:46
PM
Subject: [JOKES] Fw: Brian Keller's view
of the world
Wsichki nie si spomnqme kak wyw win
95, 98 I 2k ni bqha obyrkali povolenieto w sweta:Sofija beshe na
GMT+1.W xp fix-naha imeto, makar I da si stoim w edna chasowa zona s
germany (pak gmt+1).No - 50% napredy
Title: Message
Wsichki nie si spomnqme kak wyw win
95, 98 I 2k ni bqha obyrkali povolenieto w sweta:Sofija beshe na
GMT+1.W xp fix-naha imeto, makar I da si stoim w edna chasowa zona s
germany (pak gmt+1).No - 50% napredyk e po-dobre ot
nishto.
No n, towa sywsem ne e wsichko
!
Sega razb
Title: Message
\\||
| студена
бира ||\'""|""\\__,_
|
||__ |__|__ |)
|(@)
|(@)"""**|(@)(@)|(@)
този тир носи щастие, защото кара
алкохол
изпратете го на своите приятели и алкохола да ви се услад
- Original Message -
From: Rossen Ugrinov
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2003 4:48 PM
Subject: :-)
Здрасти :-)
Виж кви писъмца умея да пращам
:-)))
ам туй дет ги прави лесно се
сбъгяса и го делнах :-(
> > Предприемчиви са тези американци. Трябваше
> > Садам да обяви награда за
всеки
> > убит американски войник и те веднага почнаха
> > да са избиват един друг.
> >
> > ***
> >
> > Из обръщение на Буш:
> > - Врага коварно нападна нашите самолети,
> > които мирно бомбандираха
> иракските
> > гра
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From: Tiho Tarnavski
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; Stefan Dimov ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 9:25 PM
Subject: Magic smoke
http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/m/magic_smoke.html
Ha
<>
>
>
> You know you are living in the year 2003 when:
>
> 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is
> because they do not have e-mail.
> 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
> family of three.
> 3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file
> of your newborn
- Original Message -
From: "Iliana Misheva" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "ADVANCED JAVA" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 10:14
Subject: [ADVANCED-JAVA] 3 little pigs
> 3 Little Pigs - The Untold Story
>
> This is classic - a true story, proving how fascinating is the mind of
- Original Message -
From: "Valentin Vachkov"
>
> http://www.msnbc.com/news/880093.asp?cp1=1#BODY
вижте какъв образ ще има България пред света - вино, кисело мляко и "feta
cheese".
особено ме изкефи "I have, indeed, never met a Bulgarian I didn't like" - е
то и аз никога не съм виждал па
>
> Hard to believe, but another year has passed. Once again, it's
> time to name
> the Darwin Award nominees and the winner of 2002. The Darwins
> are awarded
> every year to the persons who died (or almost died) in the
> stupidest way.
> These are named "Darwin Awards" because it is hoped th
> There is a knock on St. Peter's door. He looks out and a man is
> standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the
> man disappears. A short time later there's another knock. St. Peter
> gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man
> disappears once
<>
>
> During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a
> school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him
> questions. Bob stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3
> questions:"
>
> 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favour,
> you
> still
Learn To
Speak Chinese In 5 Minutes
1) That's not right . Sum Ting Wong2) Are you harboring a fugitive?. Hu Yu Hai Ding3) See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao4) Stupid Man Dum Fuk5) Small Horse
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-Original Message-
From: Gergana Ignatova
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Sent: Tuesday,
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> > Íà ôèíàëà íà äíåøíîòî ïðåäàâàíå, â êîåòî ãîâîðèõìå çà òðèòå íàé-âàæíè
íåùà
> > íà òîçè ñâÿò - ñâèíñêîòî, âèíîòî è êèíîòî, áèõ èñêàë äà îáúðíà âíèìàíèå
è
> íà
> > ÷åòâúðòîòî âàæíî íåùî â æèâîòà. È ïîíåæå òî ñïîðåä ìåí å íàé-âàæíîòî, ãî
> > îñòàâèõ çà ôèíàëà:
> > Èñòîðèÿòà, êîÿòî ùå âè ðàç
> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
> George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> George: That's what I want to know.
> Condi: Tha
- Original Message -
From: "Dimitrichka Tonkova" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Mladen Markov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 2:33 PM
Subject: type
>
Which type of Woman is your Girlfriend.zip
Description: Zip compressed data
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- Original Message -
From: "Valentin Tablan"
> A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9
> year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom
> closet to watch. The
> woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
> > Old Favorite
> >
> > This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval
> > ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:
> >
> > Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a
> >collision.
> >
> > Americans:
Title: Message
-Original Message-From: kan
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, October 15, 2002
10:23 AMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Tihomir
TarnavskiSubject: Biseri +
Ponege ne moga sas segashnia mi adres da go pratia
v Jokes, prati go ti
Òîï
Absolutno si e prav chovekyt :)
A i e plus za nego, che si kazva tochno i iasno
kakvo iska.
Ne znam zashto tova e citirano v jokes
naistina...
- Original Message -
From:
Hursev
To: Nikolai ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, October 09, 2002 4:22
PM
Subject: Re
Title: Message
Ima
dobri komentari kym statiqta. Naprimer:
"Shto se otnasya do osnovnoto - naistina suobshtenieto zvuchi
podobno na skoroshnoto "Ford i GM vdigat cenite za da izlyazat ot krizata"...
Interesno koga s takiva merki shte izlyazat??? Po-loshi avtomobili, no puk na
po-visoki ceni.
Title: Do You Know
..the litle difference?
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- Original Message -
From: "Kalina Bontcheva"
>
> This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and foul
> vocabulary. He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and
> clean up its talk but nothing works.
> Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the
> fr
Title: Message
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-Original Message-
From: Franci Penov
Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 10:34 AM
To: SOC Bulgarians at MS
Subject: FW: Perhaps you haven't seen this yet
-Original Message-
From: Lech Gudalewicz
Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 10:14
To: Dmitrii Zakharov; Franci Penov
Subject: Per
Untitled Documentmim
- Original Message -
From: "Vladimir Rusev" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "mim" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 10:58 AM
Subject: [Fwd: ]
>
>
>
> > Time to start singing.
> >
> > YESTERDAY (for System Administrator)
> >
> > Yesterday,
> > All thos
> http://www.anekdotov.net/pic/photo/index-page-84.html
> Ïðîñòî òàê!
>
>
> ==
> http://anekdotov.net - ëó÷øèå êàðòèíêè, ôîòî, âèäåî è àíåêäîòû êàæäûé
äåíü.
> Ýòî ÍÅ ñïàì, Juck îòïðàâèë(à) âàì ýòó îòêðûòêó ñ íàøåãî ñå
Title: Messaggio
---...a
million nightingales at the branches of my heart ...singing : ... freedom
... freedom ...
--Libana--
- Original Message -
From: "Boris Menkov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Ivo Mihov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Dejan Nenov"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Advanced Java"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, May 31, 2002 4:54 PM
Subject: [ADVANCED-JAVA] Fw: Podbrano ot archivite na QA-te ;-)
>
> On 2002.05.23 02:23 Santosh Varma wrote:
> > I wanted to know what is this RedHat, its significance and its
> > features. Any
> > links/doc's on that ???
> > Thanks and regards,
> >
> > Santosh
>
> Red hat is a piece of clothing which makes a fashion statement. It is
> very
> impractical d
http://www.sirma.bg/jokes/WorldCup.htm
http://www.sirma.bg/jokes/WorldCup.doc
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FransazovSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 8:07
PMTo: Nikolai; Atanas Kiryakov;
[EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na
pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Ili kakto kazva Richard
Gruev kato komentira Formula 1:
-
Bitija bit …. I taka
natatyka
;
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Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut
na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Nase - skandal
edva li ste se zaformi - ste stane bitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha :((
Koko
-Original Message-
From:
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Behalf Of Ivan TerzievSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 6:10
PMTo: Nikolai; [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: Re:
[JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Wikash - ebaniq hem eban, hem pak da go
duha??!:))) Ili kazano po-dobre - ebaniq be eban, no za smetka na towa shte go
duha
, 2002 6:04 PM
Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na
pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Nase
- skandal edva li ste se zaformi - ste stane bitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha
:((
Koko
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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Atanas
: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW:
Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Md
hubav skandal se zaformja
---Atanas
Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of
OntoText Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI
: Re: [JOKES] FW:
Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s MicrosoftAmi to tuk choveka
v prav tekst si pishe, che cialata rabota s tozi dogovor e nezakonna, poneje
niama nachin zakonno darjavata da zakupuva licenzi.
Ama ako niakoi "proektira" edna Linux instalacia sas StarOffice i ia
trjabvalo
e da pospra the joy as a goal
-Original Message-From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Slavi AndreevSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 5:44
PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: [JOKES] FW:
Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Mai
ne e mnogo za
Ami to tuk choveka v prav tekst si pishe, che cialata rabota s tozi dogovor
e nezakonna, poneje niama nachin zakonno darjavata da zakupuva licenzi.
Ama ako niakoi "proektira" edna Linux instalacia sas StarOffice i ia
"vnedri" shte moje po zakonen nachin da specheli targ.
Pone taka az vijdam nesh
Title: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Mai ne
e mnogo za tuk, ama ….
http://ludost.net/msmail/
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Schubert's Productivity
A company chairman was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert's
Unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to
the company's Quality Assurance Manager. The next morning, the chairman
asked him how he enjoyed it, and, instead of a few plau
mim
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Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 10:49 AM
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From: "georgi bayraktarsky" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "nikolaj krstev" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Ivan Terziev"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, April 19, 2002 8:12 PM
Subject: Fw: last official photo of queen mom
>
>
<>
- Original Message -
From: "Diana Maynard"
Subject: A little quiz
> Fact or Fiction?
>
> 1. It is impossible to snore in space...
>
> 2. The Statue of Liberty's fingernails each weight 100 lbs
>
> 3. The most successful high school football team in the U.S. history is
the
> Titans f
- Original Message -
From: "Orr, Steve"
To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, March 29, 2002 16:18
Subject: RE: Funniest line in the manual.
> ORA-00031 session marked for kill
>
> Action: No action is required for the session to be killed, but
Title: FW: Check the new keyboard
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020319/168/19xte.html
icq1.gif
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mim
>
> >
> > Poluchih avtentichna snimka ot haleto na HP v Gabon.
> > Vzemete primer za hi-tech environment.
> > Tuka sme s desetiletiya nazad.
> >
> >
>
<>
mim
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From: "igor ivanov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2002 12:30 AM
Subject: malko gluposti d avidish i ti :))
> napravete si tozi test ;-))), izleze
> >
> > >>dosta veren i interesen!!
> > izprastam
> > >vi
> >
Kolekciq prostotiii - powecheto sme
gi chuwali no e dobre da si gi priponim s umilenie :)))
Volume in Drive C:
TOO_LOUD!
BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port
not responding!
Bad command or file name. Go stand
in the corner.
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> > These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." They are
> > statements
> > people actually made in court,
> > word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who
> > had
> > the torment of staying calm while
> > these exchanges were actually taking place.
> >
> > H
- Original Message -
From: XCX
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 5:22 PM
Subject: Martenica.gif
Chestita Baba Marta
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>
> http://home.camelot.de/danielt/whatswrong.html
>
> If you don't see the answer from the first time,
> try to stare at it at list for 1 minute and you will discoverI'm
> pretty sure :))
>
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Title: RE: OBJECTION
Moje bi i drugi sa poluchili
syshtoto...
- Original Message -
From: Begley, Sharon
To: 'Ivan Terziev'
Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 5:03 PM
Subject: RE: OBJECTION
Please accept my apologies. I am very sorry I
offended people, when all I intended was to say
: Boris Vidolov; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Re: [JOKES] FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte
>
>
> easy guys, easy
> ne s'hvashtam to4no kak#v e problema s tazi devoika deto ni narekla
> pleshivi. :)))
> spored men tova e positive-na statia koiato izpolzva iarki izrazni
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 11:57 AM
Subject: Fw: [JOKES] FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte
> Ami az imam predlozhenie da abonirame tezi priatelcheta za vseki mail list
v
> internet, po vyzmojnost syshto taka da se publikuva na vsichki mesta
> o
bruary 25, 2002 10:32 PM
Subject: [JOKES] FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte
>
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Anton Kirilov
> Sent: Monday, February 25, 2002 11:41 AM
> To: SOC Bulgarians at MS
> Subject: FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte
>
>
> Molya p
-Original Message-
From: Anton Kirilov
Sent: Monday, February 25, 2002 11:41 AM
To: SOC Bulgarians at MS
Subject: FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte
Molya pratete protestno pismo ot wasichki washi e-mails do
NEWSWEEK. Napishete PROTEST! w rubrikata na pismoto i kopirayte
texta p
> http://www.revoh.org:1234/towboat/
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>
> Depending on how you display date and time, there will be a time today at
> which the date and time will show the same digits repeated in perfect
> symmetry, which has not happened for a long, long time and will not occur
> again for 110 years, and then never again.
>
> At 8:02PM, the date and
- Original Message -
From: "Jesse, Rich"
Subject: RE: Where does a DBA go from here?
> OK, from the responses, here's The Plan:
>
> 1) Get beer. I prefer Guinness or Goose Island. Done.
>
> 2) Get Oracle Perf Tuning 101. Done.
>
> 3) Get more beer.
>
> 4) Beat up on some test DBs, and
>
> Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we
> were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my
> PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed
> him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave
> oven a
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>
>
> Husband: (Returning late from work) " Good
> evening dear. I'm logged in."
>
> Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
>
> Husband: Bad command or filename.
>
> Wife: But I told you in then morning!
>
> Husband: Syntax Error. Abort?
>
> Wife: What about my new TV?
>
> Husband: Variab
>
>
>
>THIS IS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE..
>
>
>CHINESE HOROSCOPE
>
>THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY
>AND GOOD FORTUNE
>
>CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T
> WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T.TAKE 3 MIN
Чайник - начинаещ потребител, ненастъпил още мотиката и затова уверен, че
мотики не съществуват.
Леймър - потребител, редовно настъпващ мотиките, но продължаващ да вярва,
че мотики не съществуват.
Тесен специалист - потребител, овладял до съвършенство настъпването на
едни и съ
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Mladeji, ne e istina dokyde moje da stigne kretenijata
!
Nekvi
idioti ot MS sa napravili programka, deto stoi v task-bara i ako akciite na MS
rastat se usmihva, inache stoi namryshtena .
A edni
drugi "pacienti" napisali debugger extension (!!), koito
Ama tova Stenly si e tochno za Jokes spored
men...
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From: Stanislav Jordanov
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Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 12:28 PM
Subject: [DEV-CPP] C++ FAQ :)
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&selm=radix-1304950315490001%40net15.efn.org
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