Re: [lace-chat] IT help

2016-08-05 Thread David C COLLYER
Dear Friends, Actually it was far easier than any of you have suggested. When I opened Chrome it TOLD me it wasn't my default browser and asked if I wanted it to be. I simply had to choose it from a list produced. many thanks for all your replies. David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send

Re: [lace-chat] David

2016-06-14 Thread David C COLLYER
Dear Vivienne. David has told me he is still around, I am delighted. I could do with a bit of cheer. David do you remember years ago you bought one of our remembrance bobbins? Ebony with a crucifix carved in it. I think it might have been for Princess Diana but not sure. Yes, I bought a pair

Re: [lace-chat] Re: [lace] To our Aussie and NZ spiders

2015-04-24 Thread David C COLLYER
At 03:49 PM 24/04/2015, Tregellas Family wrote: Dear Liz, Think I might miss the dawn service as I've never been very good at dawn times :) and it promises to be rather cold here in Ballarat. I will, however, be marching at 1030hrs. Will have to polish up the medals shortly. David

Re: [lace-chat] English

2013-07-29 Thread David C COLLYER
is just beginning to use dove (which I loathe) but shone always was and still is. We use shined in the sense that he shined up his war medals. This of course is not to be confused with shinnied which means climbed, as in climbed a tree. :) David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord

Re: [lace-chat] English

2013-07-29 Thread David C COLLYER
honours!!! Frankly I hadn't even realized she was sitting for the exam :) Valda did NOT pass last weekend. She DIED!!! David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachne.modera

Re: [lace-chat] Re: [lace] Re Susan of Tennessee

2013-03-18 Thread David C COLLYER
Dear T, I wonder what did become of Susan, I had forgotten all about her, is it that long ago David? Wasn't, really; David misremembers :)it had to have been *at least* 2003... Thanks for that correction. I knew it was a long time ago - fancy - only 10 years! David in Ballarat, AUS

Re: [lace-chat] happy Birthday

2013-03-01 Thread David C COLLYER
in Hobart, Tasmania. I'm a mere 5 years behind and gaining. Hope you all have a ball. David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachne.modera...@gmail.com. Photo site: http

Re: [lace-chat] happy Birthday

2013-03-01 Thread David C COLLYER
At 10:34 PM 1/03/2013, scotl...@aol.com wrote: Celebrate the fact you are still alive and enjoying life. I have had so many relatives die young that if/when I reach my seventieth I think I shall be having a big celebration. And I've got 14 months to go to be the longest living COLLYER male

[lace-chat] Re: [lace] Re: Erica McLeod

2013-03-01 Thread David C COLLYER
Dear Ian, I was really saddened to learn of Erica's death as I had not heard she was ill. I shall always treasure the memory of the day you both visited me here in Ballarat, Australia, as well as the bobbins you gave me. Thinking of you David Collyer I have been asked by Erica’s husband

Re: [lace-chat] Richard III burial

2013-02-06 Thread David C COLLYER
cars for us, their descendants. LOL David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachne.modera...@gmail.com. Photo site: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lacemaker/sets/

Re: [lace-chat] Richard III's remains identified!!

2013-02-05 Thread David C COLLYER
novels about them and most don't put the blame on Richard III at all. I prefer Sharon Penman's Duke of Buckingham theory. David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachne.modera

Re: [lace-chat] Richard III's remains identified!!

2013-02-05 Thread David C COLLYER
Duke of Buckingham theory. But I have read another - possibly by Philippa Gregory which blamed someone else. I for one really like Richard III - well at least he seems to have actually been in love with his wife and his marriage was NOT an arrange one. David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send

Re: [lace-chat] Good old days

2012-07-05 Thread David C COLLYER
into a neighbour's sitting room to watch that. I think it was 1960 before we had one in our own home - a huge 21 Astor in its own cabinet. David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write

[lace-chat] Green thing

2012-02-03 Thread David C COLLYER
think, was I being fussy? Hmmm - I can understand where you're coming from, but here in Australia all food handlers must wear those disposable plastic gloves. Isn't that the case in the UK? David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line

[lace-chat] Things under Oil

2012-01-27 Thread David C COLLYER
in the fridge. David in Ballarat, AUS This bacterium causes Botulism. Now I know that whilst some people are thinking, great grow my own botox but Botulinum is an anaerobic bacterium which means that even if you cover it in oil and exclude any air it can still multiply and grow. To unsubscribe send email

RE: [lace-chat] Re: Soup Stew enhancer

2012-01-24 Thread David C COLLYER
At 04:27 AM 25/01/2012, Margery Allcock wrote: Dear Joy, thanks for the explanation - there are so many words that we each take for granted, which are totally unfamiliar on the other side of the Atlantic! Let alone the Pacific!!! David in Ballarat, AUSTRALIA To unsubscribe send email

[lace-chat] Soup Stew enhancer

2012-01-23 Thread David C COLLYER
creamy one, such as Danish is best). Then add a generous tablespoon of crushed garlic and some cracked black pepper corns. Once you've eaten the cheese simply add more cubes to the oil and top up when necessary (about once a year!!!) David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord

Re: [lace-chat] Rock throwing

2012-01-01 Thread David C COLLYER
of a bullet going into a forehead in a movie. That was Soldier Blue in 1971 at a cinema in Nottinghill Gate, London. I actually fainted in my seat!!! David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write

Re: [lace-chat] Rock throwing

2011-12-31 Thread David C COLLYER
Gosh Liz, when we were kids I got a hiding for merely pointing the hose on to the cars from the top of a nearby cutting. I never did that again!! David in Ballarat, AUS It amazes me how many stupid ways these kids dream up to cause injury or death ot others. What is the world coming

Re: [lace-chat] hacked account?

2011-12-01 Thread David C COLLYER
and have been trashing them immediately. David in Ballarat, AUS To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachne.modera...@gmail.com. Photo site: http://community.webshots.com/user/arachne2003

Re: [lace-chat] Amazon Australia?

2011-08-28 Thread David C COLLYER
there and postage is free within Australia. David To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachne.modera...@gmail.com. Photo site: http://community.webshots.com/user/arachne2003

Re: [lace-chat] Fwd: When U were born---- very informative

2011-07-12 Thread David C COLLYER
At 10:21 PM 12/07/2011, Malvary Cole wrote: Now I'm singing Chattanooga Choo Choo!! Apart from me, Calvin Klein, Muhammed Ali and Stephen Hawking were born in 'my' year. Not fare. I'd much rather be humming Chattanoga than I'm Looking Over a 4 Leafed Clover!! David in Ballarat

Re: [lace-chat] :-) Colonoscopy Journal (Long)

2011-05-17 Thread David C COLLYER
Guess what Sue??? Re note 12 on his list I remember saying to someone I couldn't understand anyone wanting to be gay! No-one wants to be gay. It's not a matter of choice. In fact I'd not wish the prejudice and suffering on my worst enemy David in Ballarat - out and proud

Re: [lace-chat] Random Act of Culture

2010-11-29 Thread David C COLLYER
At 05:35 AM 29/11/2010, Jean Nathan wrote: Thought some of you might like this, especially David: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp_RHnQ-jgU Thanks Jean - yes, that's the link I sent to the List a couple of weeks ago when we were doing The Messiah here in Ballarat. Lovely to see it again

[lace-chat] Cake recipe for Janice

2010-11-03 Thread David C COLLYER
Dear Janice, Does anyone have a recipe for a cake that will keep for over a week. This recipe came originally from arachne and I just love it. It becomes more moist as the days go by. Enjoy David in Ballarat Mystery Tomato Soup Cake Ingredients: 4oz butter 10oz flour

Re: [lace-chat] RE:snapshot of my life.

2010-04-14 Thread David C COLLYER
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Re: [lace-chat] Re: snapshot of my life.

2010-04-14 Thread David C COLLYER
. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.

Re: [lace-chat] Snapshot of my life

2010-04-14 Thread David C COLLYER
by their German brand name - Gestetner. The result was always a mauve colour. David To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.

Re: [lace-chat] Snapshot of my life

2010-04-14 Thread David C COLLYER
it. After a couple of rotations, the backing paper was peeled off, and the printing began. It was possible to save a stencil by re-applying the backing to the stencil before removing it. That sure sounds like our Gestetner. David To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing

Re: [lace-chat] Snapshot my life - boiling up the copper

2010-04-12 Thread David C COLLYER
1953. By around 1960 when it had worn in I recall Mum having to take a flying leap and sit on it (when it got to spin dry) in order to stop it walking across the laundry. Our house never did have a mangle. I suppose we just used to hand wring the clothes in the days of the copper. David

Re: [lace-chat] gold plated pins!

2010-04-10 Thread David C COLLYER
it is the constant use which prevents this. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.

[lace-chat] news

2010-04-07 Thread Pam and David Dotson
I've been a lurker for so long that most of you don't know me anymore, but for those old-timers that do...my husband David passed away last night. Pam Dotson To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write

Re: [lace-chat] Unidenitified object

2010-04-06 Thread David C COLLYER
hole in the heel of a sock, or even some kind of embroidery frame with one side open. Just thoughts David in Ballarat --Charlene To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com

Re: [lace-chat] Re: Flash or Flush

2010-01-12 Thread David C COLLYER
to as hot flushes - except perhaps by younger folk who've seen a few American movies LOL David To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.

Re: [lace-chat] Tim Tams

2010-01-12 Thread David C COLLYER
Wouldn't you have to bite of two corners to get the Port through? :-) Sorry Janice - you're quite correct of course - diagonally opposed ones are best David To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write

Re: [lace-chat] Tim Tams

2010-01-11 Thread David C COLLYER
At 03:45 AM 11/01/2010, AtticAnne wrote: I had a delightful surprise while shopping at Target last night. DD spied Tim Tams. Fantastic There goes the last of the skinny lace makers LOL David To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat

Re: Fw: [lace-chat] Fw: Three Ladies in a Sauna

2009-12-31 Thread David C COLLYER
the Harbour Bridge going up LOL David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.

Re: [lace-chat] Aussie lifestyle

2009-12-04 Thread David C COLLYER
that and Tomato Chutney !!! David To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.

Re: [lace-chat] Penguin facts

2009-11-17 Thread David C COLLYER
At 09:02 AM 18/11/2009, dmt11h...@aol.com wrote: But do they sing Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow? Perhaps they favor Auld Lang Syne, or The Parting Song? Nah - I reckon it would be Good Old Collingwood Forever - or the theme song for whatever their football team is down there. David I guess

[lace-chat] Yoghurt making

2009-11-15 Thread David C COLLYER
the yoghurt exactly the same way, but turn your oven on to the lowest setting - about 100F, put yoghurt on bottom shelf, leave oven door open and cook for about 4 hours. No need for fancy pants yoghurt makers at all - the market got your there. Enjoy David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email

Re: [lace-chat] Re: A Bunnings Warning

2009-11-14 Thread David C COLLYER
At 02:46 PM 14/11/2009, Tamara P Duvall wrote: What/where is Bunnings? I haven't seen any windshield wipers *outside* any of our stores... Bunnings is a huge hardware chain store here in Australia. Perhaps I wrongly assumed it would also be in the USA. NO? David -- Tamara P Duvall

Re: [lace-chat] Re: dom in paris/french onion soup

2009-10-27 Thread David C COLLYER
using a beef soup made from a bouillon cube works just fine, in fact, I doubt it could be much better if you used the homemade stock. As tolerant as I am... and as much as I love you, Devon... This kind of heresy is more than even I can tolerate; consider yourself disinherited and thrown

[lace-chat] Fw: Mind your own business

2009-09-27 Thread David C COLLYER
was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting '141414'... David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.

Re: [lace-chat] OT: thyroid question

2009-07-28 Thread David C COLLYER
teaspoon of powdered or ground nutmeg and stir it in briskly. Then drink it down as you go to bed. Nutmeg does not dissolve well but enough gets in. It's really yummy Hope it helps David in Ballarat - wide awake at 0400hrs!!! To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing

Re: [lace-chat] Re: Risque Humour

2009-06-10 Thread David C COLLYER
Doubtless, after this bit of brilliant wit (not!), he spent the next two weeks on crutches, to learn the difference between crutch and crotch. That's debatable. Nowadays the word crotch seems to have virtually disappeared from Australian English. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email

Re: [lace-chat] Re: [lace] Re: Raffle

2008-11-01 Thread David in Ballarat
has some metallic stuff in them, and are also fuzzy, so they're quite outrageous! But they sure were fun to wear, and kept my feet nice and warm too! And here's me busy knitting my own! LOL Will have to design a spider motif - I can feel it in my water. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send

Re: [lace-chat] pumpkin recipes?

2008-09-24 Thread David in Ballarat
them, cut lids, scoop out the seeds, and bake them with a ricotta custard or apple/raisin/sausage filling. Their flesh is creamier and more flavorful than pie pumpkin. Love, Julie via David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat

Re: [lace-chat] tapioca pudding and other desserts

2008-08-29 Thread David in Ballarat
What's for dessert? But that could include such gorgeous things as cold Pavolva, or hot or cold lemon meringue pie - anything sweet following the main course. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help

Re: [lace-chat] What is Fried Mush? [formerly What are grits?]

2008-08-14 Thread Pam and David Dotson
I know I'm a week late on this, but I really need to ask something. Every time I try to fry it, it sticks to the pan and dissolves. What am I doing wrong? Pam Dotson - Original Message - From: Su Carter [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Lace-chat lace-chat@arachne.com Sent: Friday, August 08,

Re: [lace-chat] Help - I'm surrounded by men!!!

2008-07-06 Thread David in Ballarat
the rest of my hair!!! Once again - thank God for a bit of sanity on Arachne :) David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Re: origin of a word

2008-06-12 Thread David in Ballarat
At 02:21 AM 13/06/2008, Tamara P Duvall wrote: On Jun 12, 2008, at 11:47, David in Ballarat wrote: The ive ending is usually reserved for adjectives. Know any other similar examples of nouns? Prerogative. Palliative. Motive. All function as both nouns and adjectives, as does detective. I

Re: [lace-chat] mandoline

2008-01-29 Thread David in Ballarat
that might help me actually make use of my investment? To me a mandolin is rather like a banjo and certainly does NOT have any blades. So I've no idea what you're talking about :) David in Ballarat All thumbs, suffering from buyer's remorse, To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED

Re: [lace-chat] Re Buddy map

2007-10-08 Thread David in Ballarat
old - and the houses are only blocks from each other. Nice shot. So how far south of you is the USA border. Doesn't look very far. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Re: Buddy map

2007-10-07 Thread David in Ballarat
At 03:31 AM 8/10/2007, Avital wrote: LOL! Miriam Gidron says that you can see the roof tiles of her place with Google Earth. You could see the washing on my line if I had one :) David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Re: Buddy map

2007-10-07 Thread David in Ballarat
I wonder if that mis-direction is on purpose; something ordered by the Homeland Security... Hmmm - don't know. Here are the co-ordinates for my house if anyone wants to look:- 37°33'20.80S 143°52'7.55E David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line

Re: [lace-chat] MORE Childhood Rhymes Chants

2007-08-17 Thread David in Ballarat
you mother for sixpence etc. That was the dirtiest joke I knew at Primary School :) - learned a few more later one David in Ballarat Oh, ASK your mother for fifty cents to see the elephant climb the fence the higher he climbs the more you can see of his

Re: [lace-chat] MORE Childhood Rhymes Chants

2007-08-12 Thread David in Ballarat
I do recall such games (and their were many) but not that rhyme at all Sorry David To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Re: MORE Childhood Rhymes Chants

2007-08-09 Thread David in Ballarat
by an Englishman, not a Welshman... There's nothing more uplifting than a bit of neighbourly love :) I'd say you're pretty spot-on there. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Re: MORE Childhood Rhymes Chants

2007-08-09 Thread David in Ballarat
Pandy sugary candy French almond raisin rock. I can even remember how to do that one Another favourite was:- Wash the dishes, dry the dishes, turn the dishes over - bit like oranges and lemons game David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace

Re: [lace-chat] Re: the word up

2007-06-25 Thread David in Ballarat
And a button, too, is sewn down, I think. In Australia a button is sewn on :) Then there's that confusing little phrase turn up, which can of course mean: to turn up one's cuffs, or to turn up (arrive) at a turn out (or party). David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] re: the word up

2007-06-24 Thread David in Ballarat
meaning I reckon. I wonder why it is: - we sew up a seam or a tear, and never sew it down :) - we tie up our shoe laces and parcels, but there's nothing up about that at all - we scrub up for surgery (and down and all around the twiddly bits) Just a few David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email

Re: [lace-chat] re: the word up

2007-06-24 Thread Pam and David Dotson
From: David in Ballarat [EMAIL PROTECTED] I wonder why it is: - we sew up a seam or a tear, and never sew it down :) But David, we *do* sew down a loose flap... Pam Dotson To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help

Re: [lace-chat] English as it is Spoked

2007-05-14 Thread David in Ballarat
, advance, expand, etc. I've even heard it used with reference to growing the audience numbers - ahead of has replaced: prior to, before - in back of has replaced: after, following, behind. Just thoughts, David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line

Re: [lace-chat] grammar and spoked Henglish

2007-05-14 Thread David in Ballarat
to use as many prepositions as possible. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Co-incidence

2007-04-08 Thread David in Ballarat
. For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs. That's great! says the woman, How did you manage that? I switched cocks, he replied. She smiled and said, What a coincidence! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line

Re: [lace-chat] Latin translations

2007-04-08 Thread David in Ballarat
Dear Jean, I think you'll find that towards death in Latin is ad mortem What a difference once little letter can make :) Can't recall what morem is though. David in Ballarat Seeing the attempts at translating old Italian from Le Pompe reminded me of the motto for Poole (the town where I live

[lace-chat] Murphy's Other Laws

2007-04-07 Thread David in Ballarat
start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send

[lace-chat] Archaic Saying

2007-04-05 Thread David in Ballarat
, a staunch Presbyterian who never swore in his life, had a saying which he used when the occasion demanded. You have to use the appropriate intonation to get the full effect, but he would curse in his loudest voice: Cheese rice, a muddy bucket of pitch David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send

[lace-chat] Men again

2007-04-05 Thread David in Ballarat
that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Lace - Tonder/Bucks

2007-04-03 Thread David in Ballarat
working both kinds of lace. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Interesting Quiz

2007-03-24 Thread David in Ballarat
AND ENJOY THE BREEZE David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Excellent medical advice

2007-03-20 Thread David in Ballarat
to make the men cocky and the women lay better. Just thought you'd like to know? David To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Outback Adventures

2007-03-18 Thread David in Ballarat
, but will take some days to establish my old routines again. First off, I MUST commence practising Vaughan-Williams' In Windsor Forest for a concert in July. Bye now Love David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] Outback Adventures P.S.

2007-03-18 Thread David in Ballarat
flattened, huge water tanks on their sides. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] good old days

2007-02-12 Thread David in Ballarat
, that's how a lot of ours comes presented in public loos - white though. David in Ballarat - unsubbing tomorrow Alice in Oregon -- where the sun just peeked out a bit To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

[lace-chat] Good old days - dunnies

2007-02-12 Thread David in Ballarat
as kids etc. I used to have a ball making bonfies with the used matches and once even set the dunny can on fire !!! :) My primary school (7 - 11 years) was next to a paper factory that produced soft toilet rolls. Scot something I think it was. Scot Bonner rings a bell :) David in Ballarat

[lace-chat] Nothing for a week

2007-02-12 Thread David in Ballarat
the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: Are you going to tell him, or should I? David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Irish humour

2007-02-09 Thread David in Ballarat
wearing a condom David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Attitude

2007-02-08 Thread David in Ballarat
of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly... David To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Marriage

2007-02-06 Thread David in Ballarat
Marriage - (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you

[lace-chat] Seniors Humour

2007-02-06 Thread David in Ballarat
and said, You're really doing great, aren't you? Maurice replied, Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' The doctor said, I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' ___ David in Ballarat

[lace-chat] Health Tips :)

2007-01-30 Thread David in Ballarat
DON'T KNOW WHAT DOCTOR WROTE THIS, BUT I LIKE HIM! .. HEALTH QUESTION ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding

[lace-chat] A Difficult Question

2007-01-30 Thread David in Ballarat
, the mother said. Did he send their parents, too? asked the child. Yes, Dear, He did, said the mother patiently. So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] Only in Australia - old repeat

2007-01-28 Thread David in Ballarat
Although Australia Day was on Jan 26th, this oldie is worth repeating for the occasion. David in Ballarat HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way

[lace-chat] Maths

2007-01-23 Thread David in Ballarat
to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Doctor's waiting room

2007-01-11 Thread David in Ballarat
erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] English cricket humour - risque

2007-01-08 Thread David in Ballarat
work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. No said Billy, He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

[lace-chat] Blonde Logic

2007-01-08 Thread David in Ballarat
friend said, Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that? HELLLOOO.., answered the blond. They're watch dogs David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Martha versus Muriel

2007-01-07 Thread David in Ballarat
cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Muriel Leftover wine??? HELLO !!! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Custody Drama

2007-01-06 Thread David in Ballarat
have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English cricket Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] A Beautiful Christmas Salad

2006-12-24 Thread David in Ballarat
- a small squeeze of lemon - teaspoon of sweet chilli sauce (or sambal oelek if you like a bit of heat) - mix well and pour over salad. - Yummooo David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help

[lace-chat] Duties of Wives

2006-12-21 Thread David in Ballarat
the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Australian Women ... David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] How it all began

2006-12-16 Thread David in Ballarat
. Truly... ! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Why Men Are Happier

2006-12-15 Thread David in Ballarat
do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat

[lace-chat] Scorching

2006-12-14 Thread David in Ballarat
it is scorching that it burns. This was demonstrated to happen at a temperature quite a bit lower than that at which nylon melted. Your comments please. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

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2006-12-13 Thread David in Ballarat
, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven. Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Scotland. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL

[lace-chat] 20 things which define Australia

2006-12-12 Thread David in Ballarat
1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm. 2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you. 3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that can't be improved by a sausage sizzle. 4. If the guy next to you is swearing

[lace-chat] Florida Burglary

2006-12-12 Thread David in Ballarat
blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Getting Even

2006-12-12 Thread David in Ballarat
wife's pussy doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is! Then he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Britishism?

2006-12-11 Thread David in Ballarat
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