where do you check all those zones.
Hmmm if they had daylight savings it would be lindt.
lint enough is strange enouf but lindt is chocolate and to have something named
after that sweet thing is good.
Oh dear here is a simpsons quote.
sweet sweet candy!!!
At 03:17 a.m. 10/03/2010, you wrote:
> T
There actually is. Line Island Time. Right now I believe it's
UTC+14. After we moved back to Standard Time in November, it took me an
hour to look up each of those time zones and make sure everything was in
order.
On 3/9/2010 8:02 AM, Brandon Hicks wrote:
There isn't actually a time zone
There isn't actually a time zone called lint is there?
If so, wow.
That is all.
John Clower wrote:
Until the cease and desist order goes through, it’s time for another
edition of The John Zone tonight on The Beyond Radio Network! March 9
is notoriously an insignificant day historically, and p
Greetings RBD.
From: John Clower
on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 5:11 AM
There isn’t really a cease and desist order, by the way.
z
I'm interested to know why there is a random, uncapitalised z hanging around
at the bottom of this email? It was the thing that made me chuckle the
most, probabl
Until the cease and desist order goes through, it’s time for another
edition of The John Zone tonight on The Beyond Radio Network! March 9 is
notoriously an insignificant day historically, and perhaps this year
will not break the trend. However, the two previous days have been far
more eventfu
The baseball playoffs have begun! Ok, so to be perfectly honest, I'd
sooner watch a Bolivian cabinet meeting than catch a baseball game.
However for the one or two people who may enjoy the sport, it will be
paid a respectful tribute on the show tonight.
Aside from being both Columbus Day and
yeah! happy razing andre, and team. That's wonderful news. as as for the
loss in sports?
ha ha ha, that's what you get for
denying them the peanuts and chicken wings. for every chicken wing John
donates to the mavrics, they score. get donating!. and yeah, if china could
produce real good holso
In this case, only if played backwards perhaps as those were sertainly not
friendly, or cute
- Original Message -
From: "shaun everiss"
To: "talk2"
Sent: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:10 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone - Babies, the Chinese
if I may go on the china thing, I think the i like chinese track from monti
pithon will be appropriate.
thanks for letting us know about the onj.
At 05:58 p.m. 22/09/2009, you wrote:
> First and foremost I must open this sort of trailer by offering my
> congratulations to Andre and Kirsten on the
First and foremost I must open this sort of trailer by offering my
congratulations to Andre and Kirsten on the birth of their son, Jacob
Peter Louis, born yesterday at 6:58 AM BST with a weight of 10.6 LBs.
For those who haven't, I encourage you to offer up your well wishes when
you can. Wit
It's been awhile since I've posted what some might call a show teaser,
or disclaimer, depending on your opinion. But despite their outlines
not being passed along, The John Zone is very much alive and kicking,
wriggling about like a lethargic marmoset caught in a bear trap.
Throughout the mon
Some may tune in to The John Zone tonight in passing, and as such, shall
be very confused. Tracks about ducks and the state of Georgia will be
interspersed with old Les Paul and Jackie Wilson recordings, strange
national anthems, and Marie Serneholt's latest single. They may ask
themselves why
It's once again that time of the week where the pigeons and grackles of
automation flock for cover as The John Zone steamrolls its way into what
would otherwise have been a quiet Tuesday evening. Tonight we pay tribute
to the sixty-fifth anniversary of the D day operations of June 6, 1944, as
we
: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone
for some reason we have a different day in the UK for the celebration of
mother's day, but that's alright.
I hope all you US mothers had a good time.
From: John Clower
on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:54 AM
> Whether you are a mother, have a mo
for some reason we have a different day in the UK for the celebration of
mother's day, but that's alright.
I hope all you US mothers had a good time.
From: John Clower
on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:54 AM
Whether you are a mother, have a mother, have ever or will ever be a
mother, or if you're
Whether you are a mother, have a mother, have ever or will ever be a
mother, or if you're just a bad motha motha, then tonight's show is
dedicated exclusively to you. Mother's Day was ceremoniously celebrated or
not celebrated around the world, and it makes a stop by The John Zone
beginning this
It's hard to believe that it's already been a week since The John
Zone last besoiled the virtual airwaves, but indeed it has. Well, not in a
practical sense, but that's beside the point. Over the course of the past
ten days or so, TBRN has welcomed back several people who have made siz
After thirty hours of broadcasting on the network last week, John is
returning once again tonight to reek his own blend of ambiguous,
teriyaki-flavored havoc. First and foremost, tonight's broadcast is hereby
dedicated to the newly wed Andre and Kirsten Louis. Suffice it to say
appropriate trac
After another week's absence, The John Zone returns to clog your arteries
with an assault of recordings and random ramblings. In addition to such
soon-to-be classic cuts as John's Nephew goes to the Zoo and John's Nephew
goes for a Walk, the show will also feature tracks commemorating the
birth
For the first time in nearly four months, I finally got around to
getting a haircut. Such triannual events as these must be properly
recognized for their relative infrequence. To compensate for that
weaker theme, it also happens to be spring break in many municipalities
around the country, so w
Yesterday was Texas Independence Day here in the Lone Star state.
Those who recall my broadcast from March 3 of last year will no doubt
remember just how much I enjoy the annual Texas themed shows. However,
we will take a break from the Texas tunes to properly commemorate the
late Paul Harvey, w
Bonjour, mes amis. Il est mardi gras aujourd'hui, et le Beyond Radio
Network a beaucoup de choses pour votres amusments. For in addition to
Fat Tuesday festivities, we here at the John Zone must commemorate
International Pancake Day as well. How that relates to Mardi Gras, I
have no idea, but
Once again it's that time of the week when The Beyond Radio Network
reluctantly lowers the draw bridge and permits this crazy Texan access
to the servers for another four-hour block of madness from 6 until 10PM
Eastern Standard Time. Tonight's broadcast will feature recordings made
from the fund
Tonight on The John Zone we will feature many a morsel to tantalize
your mental palate and stimulate your oral fibers. Actually, that
second part sounded a bit weird. Scratch that then. Songs about tea,
outakes from various rehearsals, and a few remaining football-related
recordings are three
Tonight's edition of The John Zone will focus on our country's most
prevalent pastime, professional football. Since many listeners are not
from the states, there will be plenty of material in support of
traditional football as well. But with the Super Bowl having been
played two days ago, it is
Today marks the inauguration of our country's first black president,
Barack Obama. Tonight's edition of the John Zone mercifully will leave
all political opinions at the door to properly commemorate this historic
event, complete with political humor, of course. Also featured in
tonight's broadc
On Christmas Day, we lost the great Eartha Kitt. The previous night,
my family had our semi-annual jam session. Tune in tonight at 6PM EST
on TBRN.net as we pay tribute to both, as only the John Zone can. Your
requests, comments, and bagles are always welcome, too, also. After a
week's absenc
Well, it's December once again. That means it's time for holiday
merriment and incrimination as only The John Zone can bring you.
Beginning at 6:00 tonight on TBRN.net, we dive right in with recordings
from the Clower Thanksgiving, a solo of mine from 1991, and the first
wave of Christmas tracks
Tonight ladies and gentlemen we honor the foibles and fallies of the
political candidates here in the states with some good-natured satire.
We will also take another trip on the bus with several of our favorite
passengers, hear a churchly track or two, and debut the recent Weird Al
single that ca
After a trying week of academics, it's time to unwind with yet another
edition of The John Zone. Featured this week will be the two bus
companions mentioned, but never heard, from last week's shameless
promotion, along with some good-natured political satire, flan, and the
usual assortment of co
Tonight we continue last week's theme with more tracks dedicated to the
drudgery of classes. Also, some family of mine from southern Louisiana has
been staying with us since Saturday, due to Hurricane Gustav. Therefore we
may have the occasional unexpected cohost or two joining the show this
ev
As is the case with many here in the states this week, classes have once
again resumed at the University of North texas. If you too have or will
soon be dealing with the back to school blues, why not tune in to The John
Zone tonight for some scholastic-related recordings, as only The Beyond
Radi
On the show tonight, we pay tribute to the late and the great Issac Hayes,
who tragically passed away Sunday afternoon. Today also marks the two-year
anniversary of a very embarrassing Blart archive wherein yours truly drank a
liter of bacardi rum. Suffice it to say, a few excerpts from that sh
Tonight will be an unusually refined edition of The John Zone. Sunday
evening I went to a concert, featuring Journey, Heart, and Cheap Trick. For
reasons beyond my control, some stereo mics decided to jump on me during the
Journey concert, and a mono mic attacked me during Heart's set. So
reco
This evening, we begin tape 1 of a horribly embarrassing 4-tape radio show
that yours truly recorded in the summer of 1998. If you thought Derek in
space was incriminating, you'll definitely be amused by my own helping of
audio blackmail. Also featured tonight will be some never-before tracks
f
Hey all
More randomness abounds on the show tonight as Phil Harris and Russell
Peters delight with more comical genius, the former from the 1940's and the
latter from several years ago. Also making its debut is the pilot for what
may very well be an interesting and ongoing serial, focused arou
After a week's hiatus, The John Zone returns tonight with a bounty of
randomness. This evening you can listen in on a few hands of Gin rummy with
the Clower-Patterson-Hebert-Venable family, courtesy of last Friday night's
card game. Also featured will be a few tunes from a friend of my dad's, a
Tonight should, failing some unforeseen circumstance, kick off the third
unofficial TBRN bi-annual Broadcastathon. Beginning with venison Stew at
4PM, yours truly will take over at 6:00 and continue through until 6AM
Wednesday morning when JDX takes over, leading all brave souls to rejected
Real
Tonight promises to bring forth another strange assortment of craziness
here on The John Zone. After completing the May-mester this past Thursday,
a most special celebration is in order. How might such a celebration be
undertaken, you may ask? Well, we'll start off with brand new music from
th
Tonight will be a very special edition of The John Zone for a number of
reasons. First and foremost, we here at the nonexistent John Zone Studios
must pay tribute to the brave men and women in our armed services. Now I
could write out a heart-felt and overly patriotic monologue to recite on the
On Tuesday, May 13, 2008 11:17 AM,
John Clower happened to mention in passing:
If there is time tonight, I will make up for last week's error and
properly conduct a more concrete taste test to decisively conclude once
and for all which cookies are better, those made by Matt's Cookies or
those
If Borat and his lovely wife Luenell were to have a daughter, and this
daughter happened to have children with Kung Fu Docta, their eldest son
might sound an awful lot like my comparative politics professor, Ko Maeda.
What's that? you don't believe me? Well, tune in tonight to tbrn.net
beginnin
MessageI'll be there in spirit. Save a cookie (not Matt's though) and the
archive for me. Heh. Oh and may the marshmallows be wonderful.
- Original Message -
From: John Clower
To: talk2
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 4:51 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Tonight on The
On tonight's edition of The John Zone, we find out what eighteen-month-old
marshmallows taste like and whether or not Matt's Cookies can stand up
against gourmet baked goods. With a splash of Seamus Kennedy and Justin
Wilson, along with your requests and comments, tonight promises to be a fun
sh
For those who haven't seen the obnoxious countdown on my MSN
messenger,tonight will be my final broadcast on the Monday night line-up.
beginning May 6 I will be returning to my old time slot following Venison
Stew (from 6 to 9PM Eastern Time.) So seeing as this will be the last
Monday night show
As if doing three shows in less than one day's time wasn't enough, John is
back up on the TBRN docket tonight. Tonight's program will feature another
chapter in the embarrassing saga of John's adolescent amiture radio, dated
April of 1999, along with a score of newly acquired musical ditties:
in
Hey all
for those who missed my quasi-impromptu broadcast Saturday morning, I had
announced that this past Friday marked my two-year anniversary on The Beyond
Radio network. As of last night, I finally have access to that pesky
external drive with all of my archives. So tonight's show will pa
Good afternoon all, or evening, or morning, or next afternoon, depending on
your location
Tonight on The John Zone I pay tribute to my departing church choir
director by playing some clips from his final Sunday at Trinity, including a
very amusing roast, of which yours truly took part. Also fe
hey all
In this cheap plug for tonight's edition of The John Zone, I begin with a
riddle. What do Lasgo, Shel Silverstein, The Association, Sesame Street,
and Paul Shanklin have in common? Well? Any guesses? Ok, I have no clue
either. But I have amassed many new wonderful recordings by the
Hey all
March 2, 2008 marked the one hundred seventy-second anniversary of Texas'
formal declaration of independence. So being the stereotypical proud Texan
that I am, we here at the John Zone will be probing deep into the vaults for
many a Texan-related recording to celebrate, both novelty an
Hey all
Last week i had made a vague reference to a Weird AL Top 10 Countdown I
had recorded back in 1998. Well being as predictably predictable as I
predictably am, I have that tape ready to go for tonight's edition of The
John Zone, beginning at 9PM Eastern Time. I also have some quite awww
MessageI must tell all of you that this was an absolutely wonderful and amazing
show! That's all I'm gonna say on the matter for now. Heh.
- Original Message -
From: John Clower
To: talk2
Sent: Monday, February 18, 2008 12:35 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Tonight o
Alas, it is that time of the week once more where the younger Clower twin
takes over the Beyond Radio Network for three hours of sheer randomness.
Featured on this week's edition of the John Zone will be more live
recordings from The Band Behind The House, (see Blart from February 16 for
more det
Well since Thursday is Valentine's Day, I feel that it's only appropriate
that tonight at 9PM Eastern I dim the lights, break out some froo-froo
candles, and present my own take on the holiday and love in general. Now
for those who even remotely know me, you know this won't be three hours of
shm
To: talk2
Sent: Monday, February 04, 2008 12:16 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone
Good Monday all
If all of the proverbial stars can align, this could be one of the most
jam-packed editions of The John Zone ever. (that's jelly-packed for us
American types.)
Good Monday all
If all of the proverbial stars can align, this could be one of the most
jam-packed editions of The John Zone ever. (that's jelly-packed for us
American types.) For you international peoples who may not know, last night
marked our country's forty-second super bowl, which is one
Well, in all honesty I have no clue whatsoever. But unlike last week's
Monday night show, I can garantee that there will be plenty of
incrimination. At this point I just don't know where it will come from.
But to find out, simply direct your media player of choice to
http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg
Hey all
Tonight's show proves to be one filled with der sausage and der polka!
Yes, the Clowers went to a sausage festival this past weekend, and you can
make
your own jokes about it from 6 to 9 Eastern Standard time tonight at
tbrn.net. In addition to the beer, I picked up a couple of CD's by
I'm taking the lazy way out here and just copying a majority of this from
my LiveJournal, with some added in updatifications of course.
For those who don't remember there was an old children's oriented station
here in the states in the mid 1990's called Radio AAHS. It was quite
literally
the
time, I'll post to Talk2.
-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of John
Clower
Sent: Tuesday, October 09, 2007 3:41 PM
To: talk2
Subject: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone
Hey all
More old recordings abound tonight on The John Zone, inc
Hey all
More old recordings abound tonight on The John Zone, including an even
older recording of yours truly, dated roughly to July or August of 1990. I
also have a recording of me going through a black hole some nine years ago
which is a bit odd to say the least. Tonight also marks the end
Tonight I debut what is perhaps the oldest surviving recording on audio
cassette of yours truly. Dated October 3, 1992, it's proof that after
fifteen years, I haven't really grown up all that much.
Along with the usual craziness and some upbeat and amusing tracks, this
should be one fun show
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