Joe The Plumber Advises GOP-ers
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0209/18324.html

Fresh off his stint as a war correspondent in Gaza, Joe the Plumber is now 
doing political strategy with Republicans.

When GOP congressional aides gather Tuesday morning for a meeting of the 
Conservative Working Group, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher -- more commonly known 
as Joe the Plumber -- will be their featured guest. This group is an 
organization of conservative Capitol Hill staffers who meet regularly to chart 
GOP strategy for the week.

Wurzelbacher, who became a household name during the presidential election, 
will be focusing his talk on the proposed stimulus package. He's apparently not 
a fan of the economic rescue package, according to members of the group. ...

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Isn't that just like a plumber? You wait around for them all day, to fix a leak 
or open a drain, and instead they're off in D.C. giving economic advice to 
Republicans....

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Joe the Plumber!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/indignico/2988458230/

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Man, that Joe is an expert on job creation.... just look at this guy:

He went from unlicensed plumber's assistant to Middle East policy genius, 
hawker of digital TV converters, published "author", all-knowing economic 
guru.... and all since last October!

Is there nothing the man can't do?

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Yes, Joe the Plumber seems a perfect fit for the Rush Limbaugh Party....

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Leader Of The Band
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Now Available: JOE THE STAND-IN

Need a plumber, a journalist, an author, an economist, or even a Congressman 
for your next event?

Can't find a real one or don't want to take a chance with a real one?

Hire Joe the Stand-In.

This human marionette will perform just as you wish. You don't have to worry 
about any independent thought slipping out. Just give him a few key phrases, 
place him where you want him, and enjoy his performance! 

But wait, that's not all! Discounts for multiple bookings are available!

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"This is what it's come to for Republican staffers in Congress. In the midst of 
an economic crisis, and after balking at a stimulus package, the GOP is turning 
to an unlicensed plumber/campaign prop to discuss legislative strategy on 
economic policy."
            - Steve Benen

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Hey, Joe....?
http://tastesfunny.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/joe-the-plumber-t-shirtjpg

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Joe the Plumber.... one of the reasons why the majority of Americans voted for 
the guy with education, intelligence, experience, competence, honesty, 
compassion, common sense and a steady demeanor.... all the things that the last 
8 years were lacking.

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Rush gives them marching orders.
Hannity and Coulter enforce the party line.
And Joe The Plumber? Strategist.

            - Oliver Willis, oliverwillis.com

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Joe the Plumber
Joe the War Correspondent
Joe the Economist
Joe the Republican Welfare Queen?

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The Incredible Shrinking Republican Party
http://www.credoaction.com/comics/2009/02/the_incredible_shrinking_repub.html

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Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber are the Republican spokespersons 
and policy makers....

Are they trying for a Permanent Minority?

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Irritable Limbowel Syndrome
http://www.cagle.com/working/090130/fitzsimmons.jpg

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Joe the Plumber, a fitting spokesperson for the Republican party:

Not-Joe, really Sam Wurzelbacher....
Not-a-Plumber, a plumber's helper, er, assistant....

Could anyone personify the obstructionist party of "no" better?

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Tell Me There's More....
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With all the crap that's coming out of the Republicans these days, I suppose 
they must really, really need a plumber....


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Plumber's Helper
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