Yeah, right. Don't you wish a dog could be both. G ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rosanne Cleveland-King" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2002 7:47 AM Subject: [CKCS-L] Humor
> A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the > window saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a > computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." > A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign > and went inside. He looked at the > receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked > at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office > manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say > the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the > office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the > manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to > be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and > proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted > over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. > The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have > to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the > computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various > programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented > them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! > He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very > intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still > can't give you the job." The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the > sign and put his paw on the part about being an Equal Opportunity > Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have > to be bilingual." The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, > "Meow." > > > > > Shared by Rosanne > > > > > Be Happy for this moment, For This moment is your life > > "Magic Commands": > to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?bodyto start it up gain click here: > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body > E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. > Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html > > All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author. ========================================================= "Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
