Yes, I join you in significant frustration with oracle.
( Although I had a visitation from an OWS goddess just
recently that ameliorates my rancor significantly.)
Things like
Postgres www.postgresql.org
and Kdb www.kx.com
are becoming increasingly interesting to me.
But, even if I leave the happy world of Power Units,
Armani suits, and self-tuning apps, I will still
stay on this list, just to ask people my favorite
question: "Are you an idiot?"
With Love, Eternal Joy, and Ketchup,
etc.
|| -----Original Message-----
|| From: Thater, William [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|| Sent: Friday, May 11, 2001 1:09 PM
|| To: Mohan, Ross
|| Cc: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| Subject: RE: RE: Silver vs. Gold support
||
||
|| On Fri, 11 May 2001,Mohan, Ross scribbled on the wall in
|| glitter crayon:
||
|| ->Is this truly the beloved authoress of Oracle DBA 101 I hear?
|| ->
|| ->You speak sourly of our Lord in front of his very home?
|| <snicker snicker>
||
|| Ross be careful. Remember "do not meddle in the affairs of
|| dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.";-)
||
|| She's not the only one upset, they just nailed us here for
|| Silver support big time.
||
|| And I can't ever get logged into metawhat to put in the iTAR
|| I have to have before I call support to get the silver
|| support we paid for that doesn't even exist anymore.
||
|| --
|| Bill Thater Certifiable ORACLE DBA
|| Telergy, Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED]
|| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|| You gotta program like you don't need the money,
|| You gotta compile like you'll never get hurt,
|| You gotta run like there's nobody watching,
|| It's gotta come from the heart if you want it to work.
|| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|| If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
||
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