[lace-chat] Diet

2005-09-27 Thread Carol Melton
steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry? He declines again. Naw, I'm still not hungry. Well, she says, would you mind letting me up? I'm starving. Carol Melton, Litchfield Park, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line

[lace-chat] firetruck

2005-09-27 Thread Carol Melton
Another bit of humor. A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet.  The wagon is being

[lace-chat] Wether - Hitler Youth???

2005-11-10 Thread Carol Adkinson
old clergyman at all, so 'hatred' - which in itself is a rather strong word, and should be used only in extremes! - of him and all his brethren is surely way over the top. Carol - in Suffolk UK - Original Message - From: Tamara P Duvall [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: chat Arachne lace-chat

[lace-chat] Re: [lace] new address -- Alice in Oregon

2005-11-14 Thread Carol Adkinson
feel magically find pins upon which to impale himself, and he howls in agony. And I wander about all the time with bare feet, and pick up nary a one. Should I hire him out to find stray pins . Carol - in Suffolk UK - Original Message - From: Jo Falkink [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Alice Howell

[lace-chat] Christmas story

2005-11-26 Thread Carol Melton
A little holiday fun. Carol Melton Arizona, USA Subject: Christmas with Louise This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize. ~Christmas With Louise~ As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair

[lace-chat] # 6

2005-12-02 Thread Carol Melton
Hi Tamera, # 6 - molestation nursery It has correct spelling. I assume you know what molest means. Merry Christmas... Carol Melton Litchfield Park Arizona, USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

[lace-chat] # 6

2005-12-02 Thread Carol Melton
Hi Tamera and all, Only excuse is it's 2 a.m. I should have gone to bed instead of reading more email. As for the real explanation of # 6 it really is naughty.but here goes gas heating becomes Gash eating... From that you can use your imagination Regards. Carol Melton

Re: [lace-chat] Peeling mushrooms

2005-12-05 Thread Carol Adkinson
rid of the mould they are grown in! Carol - in Suffolk UK. - Original Message - From: Jane Viking Swanson [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: chat lace-chat@arachne.com Sent: Sunday, December 04, 2005 10:11 PM Subject: [lace-chat] Peeling mushrooms To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] Observations...

2005-12-05 Thread Carol Adkinson
- but she did stop me in my tracks, and made me wonder if I ought to think carefully about what colour and shape my worker and passive bobbins are in future. Carol - in Suffolk UK. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help

[lace-chat] Re: [lace] Repeated emails

2005-12-07 Thread Carol Adkinson
it to bits but, if things don't go as they should, I have no idea what to do about it! Carol - in Suffolk UK - Original Message - From: Ruth Budge [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'Lace' Lace@arachne.com Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 8:56 AM Subject: RE: [lace] Repeated emails Yes, Jean, I

[lace-chat] The Cat

2005-12-09 Thread Carol Melton
THE CAT You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one... A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company

[lace-chat] Tetanus shot

2005-12-29 Thread Carol Melton
Viagra pills.     So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts   on her coat.   He said, Where are you going?   She said, I'm going to the doctor too.   He said, Why?   She said, If you're going to start using   that rusty old thing, I'm going to get a   tetanus shot.   Carol Melton Litchfield Park

[lace-chat] Wartime Concert in Capetown SA

2006-01-02 Thread Carol Adkinson
South African members could jog their memories - or those of their elderly parents and families - I would be delighted to hear. Thanks in advance for your help! Carol - in Suffolk UK. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] virtual lace-in

2006-02-02 Thread Carol Melton
day and join the fun! Best Regards, Carol Melton, who is off to the local community collage for a class in Illustrator. Valley of the Sun, Arizona, USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thank You

2006-02-13 Thread Carol Adkinson
to plan just after my husband and I were married, we would be living in New Zealand now, and possibly lace-making neighbours - what a wonderful thought! Thanks once again, and may your pins never bend. Carol To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace

[lace-chat] A Valentines Gift

2006-02-14 Thread Carol Melton
, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!! Happy Valentines Day to all! Carol Melton Arizona, USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace

Re: [lace-chat] Soduku

2006-02-16 Thread Carol Adkinson
the hints and tips - certainly John has found it quite useful! Carol - in Suffolk UK Subject: [lace-chat] Soduku . Is there another way of looking at the puzzle to fill the blanks or do I just have to guess? If I do get frustrated and decide to guess, you can bet your life that I find that I have

Re: [lace-chat] British expressions

2006-02-20 Thread Carol Adkinson
else and, in the course of my life, we have lived all over the place, and it is only Norfolk where I have heard them called that! Carol - in Suffolk - next door to Norfolk - where it is jolly cold, very windy, and extremely grey today! want another one? Bishy barny bees - ladybirds

Re: [lace-chat] Sudoku

2006-02-21 Thread Carol Adkinson
the 'logic' gene - but I can't get upset over it, and will stick to my crossword puzzles. Carol - in Suffolk UK. Subject: [lace-chat] Sudoku Hi All, The morning after I wrote about working on the 11 - 9x9 puzzle Sudoku I found two 9s in the same row : ( Oh no!! I've started over and will let you

[lace-chat] Secret Pal - Thanks

2006-03-06 Thread Carol Adkinson
really pleased, and do hope that your SP is as good to you! Love and God Bless, Carol To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Old Folks

2006-03-09 Thread Carol Melton
, the officer radios in. Disregard., He says. She got in the back-seat by mistake. Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, 140 days with no rain at Sky Harbor. (Scottsdale got poured on yesterday but nothing at the airiport) Saturday and Sunday hold a 60% chance! Whe! Arizona, USA

[lace-chat] 3 Thoughts and 10 Commandments

2006-03-22 Thread Carol Melton
://www.positiveatheism.org/crt/ whichcom.htm you will find a complete list of the Ten Commandments. Not only does it list the 10 commandments but lists the Protestant, the Catholic, and the Hebrew versions. Should be all the information you regret not having. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun

[lace-chat] One for the girls

2006-03-28 Thread Carol Melton
to the sign that said: Your wife called, she wants her sign back! Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AZ, U.S.A. Where it was a beautiful day in the desert. We had clouds and it sprinkled. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL

Re: [lace-chat] Why?

2006-03-31 Thread Carol Melton
have to do is click on the link and it will take you to the site, if not, copy and paste into your browser. Now I am going to go back to bed with the miserable bug that has attacked me and is fixin' to spoil my weekend... Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ U.S.A

Re: [lace-chat] Why?

2006-03-31 Thread Carol Melton
of freedom for all. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley On Mar 31, 2006, at 6:22 PM, David in Ballarat wrote: Dear Friends, We may have come kicking and screaming into the WWII but come we did and at what a price. Think Flanders Fields I'm not going to write another thing about wars after this, being

[lace-chat] WD40

2006-04-01 Thread Carol Melton
and it's supposed to be, duct tape it. It is especially helpful for taking apart metal objects (nuts and bolts) that have been exposed to the elements and are rusted together - such as ham radio antennas.. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AZ USA And can someone please tell

[lace-chat] An Old Groaner

2006-04-11 Thread Carol Melton
a Blonde Joke!) (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line) (You can still delete it) (You know you're gonna be sorry) (Last chance) (OK, here it is) Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave. Happy Easter! Carol Melton Valley of the Sun

[lace-chat] story

2006-04-11 Thread Carol Melton
off the top of your cowboy boots. Yours, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thanks

2006-04-12 Thread Carol Adkinson
, but they aren't causing any problems, and are definitely doing good! So - thank you once again for everything, I will hope that the move goes well and in a trouble-free manner, and also hope that your SP is as good to you! Love and God Bless, Carol - your Secret Pal. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Courses

2006-04-17 Thread Carol Adkinson
apologise, but I felt that it would be important to let anyone, who could go, hear about it! Take care of yourselves, and may your pins never bend! Carol - in Suffolk UK To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

[lace-chat] Courses -

2006-04-17 Thread Carol Adkinson
Hi All, Oops!Left off the website when I pressed 'Send' before I put the brain in gear! Assington Mill site is: www.assingtonmill.com Carol - in Suffolk UK To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Mayonnaise

2006-04-27 Thread Carol Melton
at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo Have a happy day! Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ U.S.A

[lace-chat] Thanks to you all

2006-04-28 Thread Carol Adkinson
daughter's second baby is due at the end of June - although Linda won't see her in the flesh, I am sure she'll be looking after her when she arrives! Anyway - thank you again for all the messages - they have been a great comfort in this sad time. Thank you and God Bless, Carol - in Suffolk UK

Re: [lace-chat] What's the term?

2006-05-03 Thread Carol Adkinson
Hi All, As well as the chiropodist in Sheffield called Kathleen Hurt, I was reminded that the chap who prepared me for Confirmation in St John's Church in Cardiff (S.Wales) - many years ago! - was called Canon Ball. Not quite the same, I know, but chuckleworthy, all the same! Carol

[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thanks

2006-05-21 Thread Carol Adkinson
, and so inspirational - I have kept it by my bed, with my prayer books, so it is used almost every night! Thank you so much for your gifts - I think of you each time they are used, and I am so grateful! Love and God Bless, Carol - in Suffolk UK - where it is wet and not as warm as it should

[lace-chat] The Supermarket

2006-05-22 Thread Carol Melton
hear hens cackling. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle. Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, Az U.S.A. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] To those born in the 1940's, 50's, and 60's !!

2006-05-30 Thread Carol Adkinson
was well, whilst Duncan is still having jokes made at his expense, twenty-five years on! Carol - in Suffolk UK, where it is showery, blustery, and not in the least summer-like! - Original Message - From: Malvary J Cole [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, May 30, 2006

[lace-chat] To those born in the 40's 50's and 60's

2006-05-31 Thread Carol Melton
special Jello salad. Each one was different. Over the years that luncheon was fondly remembered and discussed over and yet over again by the participants. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe

Re: [lace-chat] :-) Morality

2006-06-07 Thread Carol Melton
as well. MIght as well have stayed in bed that morning. Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AZ USA On Jun 6, 2006, at 11:03 AM, Jean Nathan wrote: This seems familiar, once I saw the punchline, but I'm not sure if we've seen this before or not. Still funny though

[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thanks

2006-06-15 Thread Carol Adkinson
Secret Pal is. Yours with love and God Bless, Carol, in Suffolk UK To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Speaking of little old ladies...

2006-06-19 Thread Carol Melton
and don't mess with little old ladies! Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AZ 100 deg F, 11% humidity, 100% of available sunshine To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] embroidery tool and sewing machines

2006-07-02 Thread Carol Melton
on that machine until early 1997. The only purchased clothing she had was what someone else gave her for a present. Thanks for the memories! Carol Melton Phoenix, AZ U.S.A. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

[lace-chat] Computers Alone At Night

2006-07-18 Thread Carol Melton
*Subject:* COMPUTERS ALONE AT NIGHT **Have you ever noticed when you use your computer first thing in the morning, the icons appear to be in a different place than when you left? Have you sensed that something goes on if you leave your computer on overnite? Well, when you go to bed at

[lace-chat] Joke for the ladies

2006-07-27 Thread Carol Melton
called out from the bathroom, Mommy, where's my washcloth? I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied,No,I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ USA Where

[lace-chat] Re: [lace] Newspaper story on Line -- oops

2006-08-12 Thread Carol Adkinson
, as well as me and the little girl making lace - were in Wednesday's local paper!The write-up was OK too - not huge, but quite pleasing! I had 'persuaded' my Better Half' to laminate some small bookmarks with my details on one side, and 'I made lace with Carol' on the other, and every person who

[lace-chat] The Tomato Garden

2006-08-16 Thread Carol Melton
the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie I hope you are all (at least those who are north of the equator) enjoying the bounties of summer Carol Melton Valley of the Sun

[lace-chat] Supermarket Sound

2006-08-16 Thread Carol Melton
and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy Charmin there any more. Carol Melton Valley

[lace-chat] Calling Lace Makers in New York City and in Saltash, UK

2006-08-20 Thread Carol Adkinson
Saltash in the UK - she also would like classes in bobbin lacemaking - so if there are any lacemakers lurking in and around Saltash, please could you also make yourselves known, and I will contact her too. Thanks for all your help! Carol - in Suffolk UK. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] humor

2006-08-24 Thread Carol Melton
her leather jacket. She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said . . . You'll love this . . Yep... I know you will . . FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS Have a happy day! Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ U.S.A. To unsubscribe send

Re: [lace-chat] Names Titles

2006-08-28 Thread Carol Adkinson
that calling a person 'Love', or 'Sunshine' or anything else is the least bit derogatory, but it can be downright unpleasant if someone calls one by name, but sneeringly! So - perhaps it is all in our perceptions.. Carol - in Suffolk UK. - Original Message - From: Helen Ward [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] Names and Legalities

2006-08-29 Thread Carol Melton
. I believe it has stopped with my granddaughter as she has had two daughters and not included the name Christina or any of it's forms in her daughter's names. Says she's not having any more children. 2 girls, 3 boys - yes, I think that's enough too! Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley

Re: [lace-chat] names

2006-08-30 Thread Carol Adkinson
. Of course, she and her brother also have Baptismal certificates as well, and of course commemorative bobbins of their births . Carol - in Suffolk UK. - Original Message - From: Janice Blair [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: lace-chat-digest [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:28 PM

[lace-chat] Lace Groups in North Wales.

2006-09-02 Thread Carol Adkinson
on Saturday 9th September - I do apologise for the short notice. All best wishes, and may your pins never bend. Carol To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Genealogy and Copyright

2006-11-03 Thread Carol Melton
on the west coast of mainland Canada) Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AX USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] humor

2006-12-01 Thread Carol Melton
and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years. Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Britishism?

2006-12-11 Thread Carol Adkinson
! Carol - in Suffolk UK - Original Message - Major Benjy's favourite drink is something that sounds like chilt-a-peg. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Re: Christmas too early

2007-01-05 Thread Carol Adkinson
-in-law for her 60th birthday in March? Take care - I hope all of you had a wonderful Christmas, and will have a healthy and happy, peaceful and prosperous 2007, with lots of lacemaking, and unbending pins. Carol - in Suffolk UK Subject: [lace-chat] Re: Christmas too early On Jan 1, 2007, at 19

[lace-chat] Re: [lace] aficot

2007-01-19 Thread Carol Adkinson
, but suggested that, if the claw was the only part of the creature I wanted, why didn't I ask a local restaurant! Maybe this is the way to go if one wants an afficot!I haven't yet tried, but may well . Carol - in Suffolk UK. Subject: Re: [lace] aficot I just received my Nordic Needle

Re: [lace-chat] Wind

2007-01-19 Thread Carol Adkinson
we are hoping that the weather improves slightly, although the happy little people on the TV weather forecasts are forecasting snow in the east of England . Carol - in Suffolk UK - Original Message - From: Agnes Boddington [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: lace-chat@arachne.com Sent: Thursday

[lace-chat] Confession

2007-02-01 Thread Carol Melton
everybody. Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] joke

2007-02-08 Thread Carol Melton
the Dr. The bloke looks up and says... We're getting a new Kitchen. Best Regard, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, where it has been in the 80's for the last few days Phoenix, AZ U.S.A. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] Butch the Rooster - humor

2007-02-27 Thread Carol Melton
U.S.A. Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ U.S.A. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Can anyone help?

2007-03-10 Thread Carol Adkinson
that I have forgotten and abandoned them, but the contact name has gone into the ether for good and all. Thanks in advance to anyone who can help. Carol - in Suffolk UK - making lists as to what is required at the Essex Lace Makers Suppliers Fair in Chelmsford tomorrow ... To unsubscribe send email

[lace-chat] Janice's dessert recipe

2007-03-14 Thread Carol Melton
. Thanks so much for sharing the recipe. Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Lace in Poland

2007-03-16 Thread Carol Melton
DD sent this link to me, thought I would find it interesting. I found it interesting what lacemakers found as a new product for their lace. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17647419/ Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Where it might get to 100 deg F this weekend. What happened to spring? Phoenix

[lace-chat] Don't Tease Little Old Ladies

2007-03-17 Thread Carol Melton
Take me, young man. Take me now! Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, April Fool! And that's when I shot him, the little bastard. Carol Melton Valley of the Sun where it was 96 deg today Phoenix, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] Silly Humor

2007-03-22 Thread Carol Melton
and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun where it rained today! More for tomorrow. Yea! Phoenix, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL

[lace-chat] The Straggly Cat - more risque humor

2007-03-22 Thread Carol Melton
Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ U.S.A. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Exercise for older people

2007-04-19 Thread Carol Melton
at this level) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ U.S.A. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Sheriff Joe

2007-04-19 Thread Carol Melton
, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ U.S.A. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Re: Way to go

2007-04-19 Thread Carol Melton
. It seems that you either love Sheriff Joe or you hate him - there does not seem to be any middle ground. -- Tamara P Duvallhttp://t-n-lace.net/ Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ

Re: [lace-chat] Re: Way to go

2007-04-20 Thread Carol Melton
On Apr 19, 2007, at 10:56 PM, Tamara P Duvall wrote: On Apr 20, 2007, at 1:16, Carol Melton wrote: It's pretty hard to collapse from heat stroke when all you are doing is sitting around in your pink under shorts. I thought the point was they were chain-gang *working*? Did I get it wrong

[lace-chat] Re:The Cost of Water

2007-04-20 Thread Carol Melton
be about 1/2 to 2/3 of what it is now. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ U.S.A. Yesterday I received my 3 monthly bill for water and thought it would be most interesting to learn about the costs in other states and countries. My own usage was the lowest I've ever

[lace-chat] humor

2007-05-22 Thread Carol Melton
loved it! Best Regards, Carol Melton Way Out West of Phoenix, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] vending machines - humor

2007-06-04 Thread Carol Melton
' into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was able to withdraw his 'friend' which now had a button neatly sewn on the end! Best Regards, Carol Melton Phoenix, AZ USA

[lace-chat] risque humor

2007-06-04 Thread Carol Melton
of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in. Carol Melton Phoenix, AZ, USa To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] humor

2007-07-18 Thread Carol Melton
along. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] help

2007-07-25 Thread Carol Melton
Dear Lynn, I am so very sorry this has happened to your family. Please know I will be keeping you close to my heart and praying for the best possible outcome for your daughter. I hope she gets a new start at life. Hugs, Carol On Jul 25, 2007, at 12:56 PM, Melinda Weasenforth wrote

[lace-chat] Texas Humor

2007-07-28 Thread Carol Melton
field firefighter. He was a native Texan who put out fires in oil fields all over the world. Brown and Root is an American engineering and construction company, also native Texans. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AZ, USA Where we have had rain in the desert

[lace-chat] R - humor - New Apple Product

2007-08-07 Thread Carol Melton
. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AZ I love my Mac To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Dolly and the Queen - Humor

2007-08-16 Thread Carol Melton
of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?Sorry, Dolly, said the Angel, but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley

[lace-chat] humor - One upsmanship

2007-10-04 Thread Carol Melton
with a snicker... It's not talcum powder.. It's 'Miracle Grow'. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, AZ To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Left or right brain?

2007-10-12 Thread Carol Melton
on the Artist Within. Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix, To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Slightly risque humor

2007-10-30 Thread Carol Melton
for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955. The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, I hope not, it's only 2130 now. (Don't ya love military time?!) Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun Phoenix

[lace-chat] humor

2008-01-15 Thread Carol Melton
know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.' Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley

[lace-chat] email address please

2008-01-23 Thread Carol Melton
If anyone has Jane Read's email address please contact me privately. Many thanks in advance. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] humor

2008-01-31 Thread Carol Melton
their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening. But what about afterward? asked her friends. Oh, that was perfect too. Ralph was too tired. God is good. Best Regards, Carol Melton Valley of the Sun, Phoenix, AZ USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Re-assurance Please .....

2013-05-04 Thread nestalace . carol
have never had a serious hospital operation before, but am consoling myself with the fact that this time next week, it will all be over, and I will be skipping about a bit like a spring lamb...  So - please all think of me on Tuesday!   Carol - in North Norfolk UK 'Deliver is, Lord, from every

[lace-chat] Help.....Carol Adkinson

2016-08-16 Thread Carol Adkinson
Hello, How are you doing Can i ask you a favor??? Kindly write me back Regard, Carol. To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachne.modera...@gmail.com. Photo site: http://www.flickr.com/photos

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