Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Robert Shiels

I've decided to set up my own company and become a contractor. There are
quite a lot of decisions to be made, but the hardest one I'm finding is
thinking of a company name! So far my only ideas are simply Shiels or
Shiels Consulting; this is fairly obvious, and I already own the
shiels.com domain. I guess I could try Shiels Enterprises or Shiels Inc,
but they seem pretty naff.

How did contractors here come up with the names for their companies, and can
you think of anything with Shiels in the name that sounds good. I will
mainly be doing SAP work, but hope to get other IT work too, so don't want
SAP in the name.

TIA
--
Robert





Re: perlismybitch.com

2001-04-25 Thread Chris Ball

On Tue, Apr 24, 2001 at 10:22:44PM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 FYI, this domain is about to expire. So if anyone wants it, snag it.
 I was going to transfer it to bulkregister (my preferred registrar)
 but simply couldn't be arsed.

It's a cute domain. I haven't seen a domain expire and go to back to
available in a reasonable period for quite a while, though; they're kept
on as expired records for $bignum amount of time. :-)

Thanks,

Chris.

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JOB

2001-04-25 Thread Nick Barton

Hi everyone,

I don't know it is polite to use this as a channel to get work but needs
must.


My (own) company is going thru' a lean time and we need
temporary/contract/fixed price work, preferable performed at my office here
in Bath. I've several years PERL/mod_perl/Apache skills and 20 years other
software experience. We can also draw on other resources if necessary. I
have my own server etc.

If anyone knows of any leads I'd be grateful.

thanks in advance

best regards

Nick Barton
Technical Director
Careerbox Ltd.
44(0) 870 9080202
www.careerbox.co.uk

 





Re: perlismybitch.com

2001-04-25 Thread will

- Original Message -
From: Paul Makepeace [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2001 4:04 AM
Subject: Re: perlismybitch.com


 Yeah, I don't know why that is. There are even 'domain watching'
 services where you can be notified when the record finally disappears
 and then frenetically try to re-obtain it (and then get sued because the
 expiry was a mistake :).

An old boss of mine wanted a domain that was expiring in a few weeks once so
he ran a cron task that checked the status of the domain every hour and
automatically registered it when it became available.  I am not sure but I
think they renewed in time :-)

Will.




Re: perlismybitch.com

2001-04-25 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 08:34:19AM +0100, Chris Ball wrote:
 It's a cute domain. I haven't seen a domain expire and go to back to
 available in a reasonable period for quite a while, though; they're kept
 on as expired records for $bignum amount of time. :-)

Yeah, I don't know why that is. There are even 'domain watching'
services where you can be notified when the record finally disappears
and then frenetically try to re-obtain it (and then get sued because the
expiry was a mistake :).

Anyway, if anyone wants it I can re-obtain it on the cheap. Register.com
sucks.

P



Re: MySQL - Oracle wrapper/compat. libs

2001-04-25 Thread David Cantrell

On Tue, Apr 24, 2001 at 04:27:42PM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 On Tue, Apr 24, 2001 at 12:28:42PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
  Don't forget that even if you could automatically change the API over,
  you'd still have to change all the SQL in the API as well.  Which is
  probably just as difficult a task, given how much SQL can vary from
  product to product...
 
 IME, the SQL only significantly varies when you're doing the kind of
 SQL that could earn you a serious DBA label or you're working in a
 bank. MySQL has fairly limited SQL capabilities which mapping onto
 Oracle shouldn't be hard. The reverse obviously isn't true.

Trouble is, they all have non-standard extensions, which are *really* handy
and which you *will* use if you don't know any better.  For example, MySQL
has AUTO_INCREMENT fields which are dead useful for id fields; the closest
Oracle equivalent would be using a sequence.

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Re: perlismybitch.com

2001-04-25 Thread Rob Partington

In message [EMAIL PROTECTED],
Dominic Mitchell [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
 Unfortunately, due to the slovenly fashion in which most places
 (coughNetwork Solutions/cough) seem to update their whois databases
 this stands a good chance of being too slow against somebody else
 registering it.

I wrote a script a few years back that downloaded the root zones from
(iirc) doc.ic.ac.uk via FTP and compared them with the previous days
to find expired or new domains.  Checking NS records may be more
reliable than the whois information...
-- 
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Re: MySQL - Oracle wrapper/compat. libs

2001-04-25 Thread Mark Fowler

On Wed, 25 Apr 2001, David Cantrell wrote:


 Trouble is, they all have non-standard extensions, which are *really* handy
 and which you *will* use if you don't know any better.  For example, MySQL
 has AUTO_INCREMENT fields which are dead useful for id fields; the closest
 Oracle equivalent would be using a sequence.


Why you say don't know better, what should I use instead of this.  Is
there any sensible way to do this in bog standard SQL that won't have a
massive perfomance hit on mysql?

Later.

Mark.

-- 
 mark still hasn't replaced his sig.





Re: MySQL - Oracle wrapper/compat. libs

2001-04-25 Thread Leon Brocard

Mark Fowler sent the following bits through the ether:

 Why you say don't know better, what should I use instead of this.  Is
 there any sensible way to do this in bog standard SQL that won't have a
 massive perfomance hit on mysql?

The nice thing about SQL is that there are so many standards to choose
from.

Leon
-- 
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Iterative Software..http://yapc.org/Europe/

... Acoustic - What you play pool with



Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Chris Heathcote

on 25/4/01 9:02 am, Robert Shiels wrote:

 I will
 mainly be doing SAP work, but hope to get other IT work too, so don't want
 SAP in the name.

I came up with Diatom Consulting for an ex of mine (mainly a SAP sysadmin).

Old chemistry and physics books are good starters, as are other languages.
Get something that sounds nice :)

Also check companieshouse.gov.uk to see it (and anything similar) hasn't
gone.

Mega-Shiels 2001 Ltd.

:)
c.
(who has ruined many an expensive brand consultant's day)
-- 
 every day, computers are making people easier to use

  http://www.unorthodoxstyles.com




Re: MySQL - Oracle wrapper/compat. libs

2001-04-25 Thread David Cantrell

On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 12:50:05PM +0100, Mark Fowler wrote:
 On Wed, 25 Apr 2001, David Cantrell wrote:
 
  Trouble is, they all have non-standard extensions, which are *really* handy
  and which you *will* use if you don't know any better.  For example, MySQL
  has AUTO_INCREMENT fields which are dead useful for id fields; the closest
  Oracle equivalent would be using a sequence.
 
 Why you say don't know better, what should I use instead of this.

The portable way to do it is the slow way.  That's why the vendors went
and extended the language.  The real problem is that they generally don't
document very well what's standard and what's proprietary, so you need to
be familiar with at least a couple of rdbms's to know what's what.

TBH though, I would use postgresql instead of mysql anyway.  It's far more
capable, but is also closer to the Oracle way of doing things.

Is
 there any sensible way to do this in bog standard SQL that won't have a
 massive perfomance hit on mysql?

Unfortunately no.  You'd have to:
  LOCK the table
  SELECT the maximum id currently in use and add one
  INSERT with that id
  UNLOCK the table
so all your other queries will block until the table is unlocked.

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Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Philip Newton

Chris Heathcote wrote:
 Mega-Shiels 2001 Ltd.

Shiels-Up! PLC

Cheers,
Philip
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.



RE: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Andrew Bowman

 From: Philip Newton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Chris Heathcote wrote:
  Mega-Shiels 2001 Ltd.
 
 Shiels-Up! PLC

In a similar vein, how about 'Green Shiels Temps'?

It has a certain ring about it to those of us old enough to remember reams
of the things being dished out in Woolies and the like. :-)

Andrew.



Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Struan Donald

* at 25/04 09:02 +0100 Robert Shiels said:
 I've decided to set up my own company and become a contractor. There are
 quite a lot of decisions to be made, but the hardest one I'm finding is
 thinking of a company name! So far my only ideas are simply Shiels or
 Shiels Consulting; this is fairly obvious, and I already own the
 shiels.com domain. I guess I could try Shiels Enterprises or Shiels Inc,
 but they seem pretty naff.
 
 How did contractors here come up with the names for their companies, and can
 you think of anything with Shiels in the name that sounds good. I will
 mainly be doing SAP work, but hope to get other IT work too, so don't want
 SAP in the name.

you could always try one of those anagram generators. 

struan



TPC5 Attendees

2001-04-25 Thread Barbie

Just had a look at the registration for the forthcoming TPC5, and notice a
fair few London.pm'ers are attending. Nice :)

However, also had a look at the Hotel costs. Thankfully I wasn't drinking
anything at the time. Seeing as I'm having to pay for this years trip out of
my own pocket, would anyone be interested in sharing a room with a
Birmingham.pm'er? Or know of any other hotels (within walking distance from
the conference) that are cheaper?

Barbie.





Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Struan Donald

* at 25/04 13:15 +0100 Jonathan Stowe said:
 On Wed, 25 Apr 2001, Robert Shiels wrote:
 
  I've decided to set up my own company and become a contractor. There are
  quite a lot of decisions to be made, but the hardest one I'm finding is
  thinking of a company name!
 
 Get the domain off Paul and call it PerlIsMyBitch Ltd.

and randal thought the t-shirts were bad?

struan



Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Simon Cozens

On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 09:02:16AM +0100, Robert Shiels wrote:
 How did contractors here come up with the names for their companies

Your main choice is between sounding established, professional or
informal.

Established companies contain merely names, and give no indication of what
they do: Shiels and Company. 
(Examples from real life: Ede and Ravenscroft, Coutts.)

Professional companies possibly contain a name and give *some* indication of
what they do: Robert Shiels Consulting, Shiels IT Services.
(Examples: Merchant Ivory Productions, Barclay's Bank.)

Informal companies contain one or two words which *hint* at what they do,
and no names (and are much harder to come up with. :) : The SAP Workshop
(Examples: Microsoft, NetThink.)

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Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Simon Cozens

On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 01:39:38PM +0100, Robert Shiels wrote:
 I thought of Shiels IT Services,
 but one potential acronym of this is not very pleasing :-)

Well, that might be a feature, you know. After all, it's what a lot of people
think of when they think of contractors.

-- 
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hello kitty is... Well, you're an exceptionally lucky man.
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Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Robert Shiels

From: Simon Cozens [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 25 April 2001 13:15
Subject: Re: Company Name


 On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 09:02:16AM +0100, Robert Shiels wrote:
  How did contractors here come up with the names for their companies

 Your main choice is between sounding established, professional or
 informal.

 Established companies contain merely names, and give no indication of
what
 they do: Shiels and Company.
 (Examples from real life: Ede and Ravenscroft, Coutts.)

 Professional companies possibly contain a name and give *some*
indication of
 what they do: Robert Shiels Consulting, Shiels IT Services.
 (Examples: Merchant Ivory Productions, Barclay's Bank.)

 Informal companies contain one or two words which *hint* at what they
do,
 and no names (and are much harder to come up with. :) : The SAP Workshop
 (Examples: Microsoft, NetThink.)

Nice summary. I was going to go for Shiels, but there is some plastics
company in Lancs that have it already. I thought of Shiels IT Services,
but one potential acronym of this is not very pleasing :-)


/Robert




Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Steve Mynott

Robert Shiels [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 Nice summary. I was going to go for Shiels, but there is some plastics
 company in Lancs that have it already. I thought of Shiels IT Services,
 but one potential acronym of this is not very pleasing :-)

What about Shielsa or Shielsia?

(OK they sound crap but then it's the fashion)

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1024/D9C69DF9 steve mynott [EMAIL PROTECTED]

sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. -- albert
einstein



Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Wed, 25 Apr 2001, Simon Cozens wrote:

 On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 01:39:38PM +0100, Robert Shiels wrote:
  I thought of Shiels IT Services,
  but one potential acronym of this is not very pleasing :-)

 Well, that might be a feature, you know. After all, it's what a lot of people
 think of when they think of contractors.


Oooh get her :)


/J\




Re: perlismybitch.com

2001-04-25 Thread Robin Houston

On Tue, Apr 24, 2001 at 10:14:02PM -0500, will wrote:
 
 An old boss of mine wanted a domain that was expiring in a few weeks once so
 he ran a cron task that checked the status of the domain every hour and
 automatically registered it when it became available.

That's how we got kitsite.com, except that it became available while
Jamie was still testing the script. The gods were smiling on us that
day.

 .robin.

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--Guy Jacobson



Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread Merijn Broeren

Quoting Robert Shiels ([EMAIL PROTECTED]):
 
 Nice summary. I was going to go for Shiels, but there is some plastics
 company in Lancs that have it already. I thought of Shiels IT Services,
 but one potential acronym of this is not very pleasing :-)
 
Oh yeah, I trust you know about :

Hypertext Webster Gateway: shiel

From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) (web1913)

Shiel \Shiel\, n. A sheeling. [Scot.] --Burns. 

Which leads to :

Sheeling \Sheeling\, n. [Icel. skj?l a shelter, a cover; akin to Dan. 
Sw. skjul.] A hut or small cottage in an expessed or a retired place (as
on a mountain or at the seaside) such as is used by shepherds,
fishermen, sportsmen, etc.; a summer cottage; also, a shed. [Written
also {sheel}, {shealing}, {sheiling}, etc.] [Scot.] 

So you can pass of your company as a shelter n 1: a structure that
provides privacy and protection from danger. 

All this from playing with

http://work.ucsd.edu:5141/cgi-bin/http_webster

Cheers,
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Software Geek | that just out of sight round the corner is a double width
  | chest freezer which has fallen off of a truck.



Re: perlismybitch.com

2001-04-25 Thread Chris Heathcote

on 25/4/01 5:25 pm, Paul Makepeace wrote:

 If you read
 the small print they threaten to disconnect service if whois info isn't
 accurate. Pity you have to supply perfect info for spammers.

I think that's fair, like accepting mail to postmaster@, hostmaster@,
webmaster@ etc. It's not like email addresses are in short supply.

Apparently, NS are currently releasing domain names 3 months after they run
out.

c.
-- 
 every day, computers are making people easier to use

  http://www.unorthodoxstyles.com




Re: perlismybitch.com

2001-04-25 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 05:51:59PM +0100, Chris Heathcote wrote:
 on 25/4/01 5:25 pm, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 
  If you read
  the small print they threaten to disconnect service if whois info isn't
  accurate. Pity you have to supply perfect info for spammers.
 
 I think that's fair, like accepting mail to postmaster@, hostmaster@,
 webmaster@ etc. It's not like email addresses are in short supply.

What I meant, it's a pity a legitimate 'Net facility is abused for
the purposes of direct marketing rather than its original aim which
is to get into contact with the domain owner for some technical,
billing or administrative reason. By providing my name in whois I am
not declaring my interest in $29.95 Religious PhDs...

NetSol have openly declared they sell to direct marketers which is
particularly shameless and despicable. At least with these other guys
you know you're entering a Faustian pact.

Paul



Re: perlismybitch.com

2001-04-25 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Wed, 25 Apr 2001, you wrote:
 On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 05:51:59PM +0100, Chris Heathcote wrote:
  on 25/4/01 5:25 pm, Paul Makepeace wrote:
  
   If you read
   the small print they threaten to disconnect service if whois info isn't
   accurate. Pity you have to supply perfect info for spammers.
  
  I think that's fair, like accepting mail to postmaster@, hostmaster@,
  webmaster@ etc. It's not like email addresses are in short supply.
 
 What I meant, it's a pity a legitimate 'Net facility is abused for
 the purposes of direct marketing rather than its original aim which
 is to get into contact with the domain owner for some technical,
 billing or administrative reason. By providing my name in whois I am
 not declaring my interest in $29.95 Religious PhDs...

it simple .. all spammers must die.

I have had much success with some simple techniques.
posting to newsgroups with a nospam@blah address and jsut 550'ing all that
for a start.
550'ing anything .kr .cn china.com
tracerouting the website rather than the mail account, complaining from
root@blah  to the host owner and the upstream 

'550 no such user' does eventually seem to get through to them that I
really dont want this crap.

-- 
Robin Szemeti

The box said requires windows 95 or better
So I installed Linux!



Re: Company Name

2001-04-25 Thread David H. Adler

On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 01:15:38PM +0100, Jonathan Stowe wrote:
 On Wed, 25 Apr 2001, Robert Shiels wrote:
 
  I've decided to set up my own company and become a contractor. There are
  quite a lot of decisions to be made, but the hardest one I'm finding is
  thinking of a company name!
 
 Get the domain off Paul and call it PerlIsMyBitch Ltd.

Perl is your limited bitch?

dha, who, yes, knows what limited means in this context... sheesh
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