In my mom's case, she was REALLY pressuring me back when I was in my
mid-20s, studying each date to see who would make the
most/prettiest/smartest grandbabies.

I finally told her two things : 

1) each time you mention "grandbaby" or any of its derivatives or by
context, I will go another month without child. She didn't think I was
serious. I kept track. I'll be 38 and 7 months before I have any.

and, when she didn't get the hint when I turned 29...

2) Is your life that empty that you have to live vicariously through
my future flawed, and, given the amount of booze I drink, potentially
retarded offspring? You're still young - go out, make friends, travel,
  make out with Gordon Lightfoot - do ANYTHING but think that any
whining, muelling demon spawn that eminates from my foul loins and any
woman desperate enough for my tainted seed is going to bring you
happiness.

I said that one when she DARED to see me do stand-up..in front of 150
people. 

I think she got the clue after that. 4 + years of bliss since.

- Ray


--- In [email protected], "dvm8375" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
>
> My parents practically encouraged me to go lesbian at one point.  In 
> my case, I think they're just looking for the quickest route to 
> grandchildren.
> 
> 
> 
> 




 
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