Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-28 Thread Share Long
Ok, I admit it!  I admit it!  I laughed at this, at all those p words.  Keep up 
the good work ranting, raving, roaring, rambunctious, raucus, riddled and 
rapaciously ravenous Ravi!

PS  I only added rapaciously because Ravi once expressed disappointment that 
I've never accused him of psychological rape and what the heck, rapaciously 
kind of sounds like the R word.

PS2  Another sign IMHO of Fundamentalist TBs is that they are mostly unable to 
laugh at themselves.  And if they're not having fun, they don't want anyone 
else to have fun either!  




 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, April 26, 2013 7:10 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to respond to 
attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing intelligent, honest, 
creative to say.

Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.

Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?

No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive, pitta-deranged, 
paranoid, platitude puking there.


On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com wrote:


  
Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought.  Since you always, pretty 
much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you have been 
doing.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
 posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you be -
 is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are in?
 
 Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
 complete attention to it, I promise.
 
 Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
 anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give me
 something Steve baby.
 
 
 
 On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:
 
  **
 
 
  Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous, stupid
  posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
  little more.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
   posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
  be -
   is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
  in?
  
   Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
   complete attention to it, I promise.
  
   Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
   anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give
  me
   something Steve baby.
  
  
  
   On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
  
**
 
   
   
You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They should
  have
a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should come up
again.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err searching
for Sal.

 Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you.
  Please
feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.

 Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics
  of
which of the following

 a) Phony
 b) Passive-aggressive
 c) Platitude puking
 d) Pitta-putrefied
 e) Paranoid
 d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
 g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
 h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
 i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
 j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
 h) Any of the above
 k) All of the above

 Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad in
you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for your
chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.

 Love,
 Ravi

 On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

  dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious
  and
otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that
  photo is
what's really important in life.
  love,
  Share
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
   
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
  Dear Share,
 
  A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and
you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch
  of an

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-28 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Oh what took so you so long dear Share - how pathetic, phony your laugh is
- this is the only way you can handle the dissonance of your behavior and
your perceived image of yours.

Once again - considering your disabilities, making it super-easy for you.

This response of yours displays which of the characteristics of the 5P's of
the pristine, pure, Purtian philosophy of The Share Long Paradigm (SLP)?

1) Phony
2) Passive-aggressive
3) Paranoid
4) Pitta-derangement
5) Platitude-puke

Love,
Ravi



On Sun, Apr 28, 2013 at 10:40 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **


 Ok, I admit it!  I admit it!  I laughed at this, at all those p words.
 Keep up the good work ranting, raving, roaring, rambunctious, raucus,
 riddled and rapaciously ravenous Ravi!

 PS  I only added rapaciously because Ravi once expressed disappointment
 that I've never accused him of psychological rape and what the heck,
 rapaciously kind of sounds like the R word.

 PS2  Another sign IMHO of Fundamentalist TBs is that they are mostly
 unable to laugh at themselves.  And if they're not having fun, they don't
 want anyone else to have fun either!

   --
  *From:* Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
 *To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 *Sent:* Friday, April 26, 2013 7:10 PM

 *Subject:* Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL


 Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to respond
 to attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing intelligent,
 honest, creative to say.

 Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.

 Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?

 No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive, pitta-deranged,
 paranoid, platitude puking there.


 On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com
 wrote:


 Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought.  Since you always,
 pretty much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you
 have been doing.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
  posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
 be -
  is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
 in?
 
  Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
  complete attention to it, I promise.
 
  Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
  anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give
 me
  something Steve baby.
 
 
 
  On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:
 
   **
  
  
   Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous,
 stupid
   posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
   little more.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
 reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
 you
   be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
 are
   in?
   
Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
 give my
complete attention to it, I promise.
   
Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence
 -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you -
 give
   me
something Steve baby.
   
   
   
On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
   
 **
  


 You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They
 should
   have
 a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should come
 up
 again.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err
 searching
 for Sal.
 
  Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you.
   Please
 feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
 
  Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
 characteristics
   of
 which of the following
 
  a) Phony
  b) Passive-aggressive
  c) Platitude puking
  d) Pitta-putrefied
  e) Paranoid
  d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
  g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
  h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
  i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
  j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
  h) Any of the above
  k) All of the above
 
  Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and
 bad in
 you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for
 your
 chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
 
  Love,
  Ravi
 
  On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
   dear Ravi, even before I read 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-28 Thread seventhray27

Once again the Ravimeter indicates when a direct hit has been scored. 
But who knew that it would be proven so fast.

  Share: PS2 Another sign IMHO of Fundamentalist TBs is that they are
mostly
  unable to laugh at themselves. And if they're not having fun, they
don't
  want anyone else to have fun either!


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Oh what took so you so long dear Share - how pathetic, phony your
laugh is
 - this is the only way you can handle the dissonance of your behavior
and
 your perceived image of yours.

 Once again - considering your disabilities, making it super-easy for
you.

 This response of yours displays which of the characteristics of the
5P's of
 the pristine, pure, Purtian philosophy of The Share Long Paradigm
(SLP)?

 1) Phony
 2) Passive-aggressive
 3) Paranoid
 4) Pitta-derangement
 5) Platitude-puke

 Love,
 Ravi



 On Sun, Apr 28, 2013 at 10:40 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

  **
 
 
  Ok, I admit it! I admit it! I laughed at this, at all those p words.
  Keep up the good work ranting, raving, roaring, rambunctious,
raucus,
  riddled and rapaciously ravenous Ravi!
 
  PS I only added rapaciously because Ravi once expressed
disappointment
  that I've never accused him of psychological rape and what the heck,
  rapaciously kind of sounds like the R word.
 
  PS2 Another sign IMHO of Fundamentalist TBs is that they are mostly
  unable to laugh at themselves. And if they're not having fun, they
don't
  want anyone else to have fun either!
 
  --
  *From:* Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
  *To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  *Sent:* Friday, April 26, 2013 7:10 PM
 
  *Subject:* Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on
FFL
 
 
  Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to
respond
  to attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing intelligent,
  honest, creative to say.
 
  Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.
 
  Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?
 
  No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive,
pitta-deranged,
  paranoid, platitude puking there.
 
 
  On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...
  wrote:
 
 
  Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought. Since you always,
  pretty much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as
you
  have been doing.
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
reactive
   posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
you
  be -
   is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
are
  in?
  
   Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
give my
   complete attention to it, I promise.
  
   Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
intelligence -
   anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you
- give
  me
   something Steve baby.
  
  
  
   On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
  
**
   
   
Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive,
frivolous,
  stupid
posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that
theme a
little more.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
  reactive
 posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless
can
  you
be -
 is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit
you
  are
in?

 Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I
will
  give my
 complete attention to it, I promise.

 Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
intelligence
  -
 anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg
you -
  give
me
 something Steve baby.



 On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@:

  **
   
 
 
  You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet.
They
  should
have
  a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it
should come
  up
  again.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking
err
  searching
  for Sal.
  
   Considering your disability I have made this real easy for
you.
Please
  feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
  
   Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
  characteristics
of
  which of the following
  
   a) Phony
   b) Passive-aggressive
   c) Platitude puking
   d) Pitta-putrefied
   e) Paranoid
   d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
   g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
   h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
   i) Feste 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread salyavin808


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@ wrote:
 
  Ravi, you really are wearing me out. I can only toy with you 
  for so long. It's two hours earlier where you are. I'm getting 
  ready to turn in. Try something to calm yourself down before 
  you retire for the evening. That's what I'm going to do.
 
 Here's something to give you nightmares.
 
 Ravi and Dr.Dumbass pose for photos:
 
 http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-greatest-wrestler-glamour-shots-all-time/
 
 :-)

Unnerving, but can't say if if it's more than this gem I found under
their photos:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15628_the-5-creepiest-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true.html?wa_user1=4wa_user2=Weird+Worldwa_user3=articlewa_user4=recommended

I was hoping the old story about the couple's car breaking down
on a country road complete with escaped madman who ends up banging 
the boyfriends head on the roof would turn out to be true, but alas.

I'll have to be content with the old one about scratch marks being found on the 
inside of coffin lids after people were buried alive. 
Urgh, I'm going underground with a fully charged mobile



[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread seventhray27
Good work Barry!

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@ wrote:
 
  Ravi, you really are wearing me out. I can only toy with you 
  for so long. It's two hours earlier where you are. I'm getting 
  ready to turn in. Try something to calm yourself down before 
  you retire for the evening. That's what I'm going to do.
 
 Here's something to give you nightmares.
 
 Ravi and Dr.Dumbass pose for photos:
 
 http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-greatest-wrestler-glamour-shots-all-time/
 
 :-)
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
  reactive
   posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
  be -
   is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
  in?
  
   Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give
  my
   complete attention to it, I promise.
  
   Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
   anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you -
  give me
   something Steve baby.
  
  
  
   On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@:
  
**
   
   
Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous,
  stupid
posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
little more.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
  reactive
 posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
  you
be -
 is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
  are
in?

 Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
  give my
 complete attention to it, I promise.

 Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
  intelligence -
 anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you
  - give
me
 something Steve baby.



 On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@:

  **
   
 
 
  You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They
  should
have
  a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should
  come up
  again.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err
  searching
  for Sal.
  
   Considering your disability I have made this real easy for
  you.
Please
  feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
  
   Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
  characteristics
of
  which of the following
  
   a) Phony
   b) Passive-aggressive
   c) Platitude puking
   d) Pitta-putrefied
   e) Paranoid
   d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
   g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
   h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
   i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
   j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
   h) Any of the above
   k) All of the above
  
   Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and
  bad in
  you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning
  for your
  chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
  
   Love,
   Ravi
  
   On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons
  illustrious
and
  otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with
  your
  Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in
  that
photo is
  what's really important in life.
love,
Share
   
From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
 
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday
  on FFL
   
   
Dear Share,
   
A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and
  integrity and
  you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and
  switch
of an
  impending apology while you continue along your phony,
passive-aggressive,
  platitude-filled posts.
   
You continue this week after week, this bait and switch
  strategy
and I
  can clearly see this.
   
Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the
  advances
  made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's -
  the
  perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my
grandson
  who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to
  be
  enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread doctordumbass
You are FINALLY discovering Cracked magazine? It has been the bad boy to MAD 
magazine for decades; kinda Rolling Stones to Beatles.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808 fintlewoodlewix@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@ wrote:
  
   Ravi, you really are wearing me out. I can only toy with you 
   for so long. It's two hours earlier where you are. I'm getting 
   ready to turn in. Try something to calm yourself down before 
   you retire for the evening. That's what I'm going to do.
  
  Here's something to give you nightmares.
  
  Ravi and Dr.Dumbass pose for photos:
  
  http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-greatest-wrestler-glamour-shots-all-time/
  
  :-)
 
 Unnerving, but can't say if if it's more than this gem I found under
 their photos:
 
 http://www.cracked.com/article_15628_the-5-creepiest-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true.html?wa_user1=4wa_user2=Weird+Worldwa_user3=articlewa_user4=recommended
 
 I was hoping the old story about the couple's car breaking down
 on a country road complete with escaped madman who ends up banging 
 the boyfriends head on the roof would turn out to be true, but alas.
 
 I'll have to be content with the old one about scratch marks being found on 
 the inside of coffin lids after people were buried alive. 
 Urgh, I'm going underground with a fully charged mobile





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread salyavin808


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... no_reply@... wrote:

 You are FINALLY discovering Cracked magazine? It has been the bad boy to MAD 
 magazine for decades; kinda Rolling Stones to Beatles.

Gosh, I feel so inadequate for not having read the entire internet
already.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808 fintlewoodlewix@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@ 
   wrote:
   
Ravi, you really are wearing me out. I can only toy with you 
for so long. It's two hours earlier where you are. I'm getting 
ready to turn in. Try something to calm yourself down before 
you retire for the evening. That's what I'm going to do.
   
   Here's something to give you nightmares.
   
   Ravi and Dr.Dumbass pose for photos:
   
   http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-greatest-wrestler-glamour-shots-all-time/
   
   :-)
  
  Unnerving, but can't say if if it's more than this gem I found under
  their photos:
  
  http://www.cracked.com/article_15628_the-5-creepiest-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true.html?wa_user1=4wa_user2=Weird+Worldwa_user3=articlewa_user4=recommended
  
  I was hoping the old story about the couple's car breaking down
  on a country road complete with escaped madman who ends up banging 
  the boyfriends head on the roof would turn out to be true, but alas.
  
  I'll have to be content with the old one about scratch marks being found on 
  the inside of coffin lids after people were buried alive. 
  Urgh, I'm going underground with a fully charged mobile
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread doctordumbass
Nah, you feel so inadequate for a *whole* host of other reasons...:-)

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808 fintlewoodlewix@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@ no_reply@ wrote:
 
  You are FINALLY discovering Cracked magazine? It has been the bad boy to 
  MAD magazine for decades; kinda Rolling Stones to Beatles.
 
 Gosh, I feel so inadequate for not having read the entire internet
 already.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808 fintlewoodlewix@ 
  wrote:
  
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@ 
wrote:

 Ravi, you really are wearing me out. I can only toy with you 
 for so long. It's two hours earlier where you are. I'm getting 
 ready to turn in. Try something to calm yourself down before 
 you retire for the evening. That's what I'm going to do.

Here's something to give you nightmares.

Ravi and Dr.Dumbass pose for photos:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-greatest-wrestler-glamour-shots-all-time/

:-)
   
   Unnerving, but can't say if if it's more than this gem I found under
   their photos:
   
   http://www.cracked.com/article_15628_the-5-creepiest-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true.html?wa_user1=4wa_user2=Weird+Worldwa_user3=articlewa_user4=recommended
   
   I was hoping the old story about the couple's car breaking down
   on a country road complete with escaped madman who ends up banging 
   the boyfriends head on the roof would turn out to be true, but alas.
   
   I'll have to be content with the old one about scratch marks being found 
   on the inside of coffin lids after people were buried alive. 
   Urgh, I'm going underground with a fully charged mobile
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread azgrey
dirty fingernails
of future perch owls converse  
moist seedlings nourished in desert soil
arbor day complete

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 In Nebraska there is a holiday for planting trees
 for owls to perch in, watching the begonias grow, then
 drop their petals onto the green and silent grass
 
 
 
 
 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:21 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 the hurler of curses and insults
 spinning truth as though it is a dreidel
 fails again and again
 
 succeeds only in revealing 
 inner darkness
 poisoned words from disturbed mind
 
 earth day echoes in native nebraskan's consciousness
 arbor day planting day after next
 desert willow- chilopsis linearis
 while mindful of grateful dead scarlet begonias earworm
 and i knew without asking she was into the blues 
 
 soft smile dreams of lush lawns as owls converse
 too pat to open and too cool to bluff
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  
  
  
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
 likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
 is neither present nor likely,

Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
the dishonesty or acknowledge it.

(And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread seventhray27

Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought.  Since you always,
pretty much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you
have been doing.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
reactive
 posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
be -
 is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
in?

 Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give
my
 complete attention to it, I promise.

 Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
 anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you -
give me
 something Steve baby.



 On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:

  **
 
 
  Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous,
stupid
  posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
  little more.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
reactive
   posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
you
  be -
   is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
are
  in?
  
   Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
give my
   complete attention to it, I promise.
  
   Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
intelligence -
   anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you
- give
  me
   something Steve baby.
  
  
  
   On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
  
**
 
   
   
You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They
should
  have
a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should
come up
again.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err
searching
for Sal.

 Considering your disability I have made this real easy for
you.
  Please
feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.

 Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
characteristics
  of
which of the following

 a) Phony
 b) Passive-aggressive
 c) Platitude puking
 d) Pitta-putrefied
 e) Paranoid
 d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
 g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
 h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
 i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
 j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
 h) Any of the above
 k) All of the above

 Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and
bad in
you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning
for your
chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.

 Love,
 Ravi

 On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

  dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons
illustrious
  and
otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with
your
Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in
that
  photo is
what's really important in life.
  love,
  Share
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
   
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday
on FFL
 
 
  Dear Share,
 
  A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and
integrity and
you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and
switch
  of an
impending apology while you continue along your phony,
  passive-aggressive,
platitude-filled posts.
 
  You continue this week after week, this bait and switch
strategy
  and I
can clearly see this.
 
  Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the
advances
made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's -
the
perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my
  grandson
who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to
be
enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson
converts
  as
posts to FFL.
 
  You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr.
Curtis
M's book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every
week.
  Robin's
not alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death
  Experience)
and is in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an
Internet
connection so he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent
ability to
  keep
up with Robin.
 
  But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break
the
  news
of Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.
 
  Yet week after week your posts still reflect your
willingness to
reconcile with Robin interspersed with 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread Share Long
Gaia bits pressed to skin, add
in tears, laughter, wide eyed wonder.
Tulips may sprout between your toes (-:





 From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, April 26, 2013 4:24 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
dirty fingernails
of future perch owls converse 
moist seedlings nourished in desert soil
arbor day complete

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 In Nebraska there is a holiday for planting trees
 for owls to perch in, watching the begonias grow, then
 drop their petals onto the green and silent grass
 
 
 
 
 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:21 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 the hurler of curses and insults
 spinning truth as though it is a dreidel
 fails again and again
 
 succeeds only in revealing 
 inner darkness
 poisoned words from disturbed mind
 
 earth day echoes in native nebraskan's consciousness
 arbor day planting day after next
 desert willow- chilopsis linearis
 while mindful of grateful dead scarlet begonias earworm
 and i knew without asking she was into the blues 
 
 soft smile dreams of lush lawns as owls converse
 too pat to open and too cool to bluff
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  
  
  
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
 likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
 is neither present nor likely,

Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
the dishonesty or acknowledge it.

(And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
   
  
 



 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to respond to 
attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing intelligent, honest, 
creative to say.

Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.

Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?

No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive, pitta-deranged, 
paranoid, platitude puking there.


On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com wrote:

 Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought.  Since you always, pretty 
 much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you have been 
 doing.
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
  posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you be -
  is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are in?
  
  Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
  complete attention to it, I promise.
  
  Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
  anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give me
  something Steve baby.
  
  
  
  On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:
  
   **
  
  
   Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous, stupid
   posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
   little more.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
   be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
   in?
   
Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give 
my
complete attention to it, I promise.
   
Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give
   me
something Steve baby.
   
   
   
On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
   
 **
  


 You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They should
   have
 a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should come up
 again.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err 
  searching
 for Sal.
 
  Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you.
   Please
 feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
 
  Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics
   of
 which of the following
 
  a) Phony
  b) Passive-aggressive
  c) Platitude puking
  d) Pitta-putrefied
  e) Paranoid
  d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
  g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
  h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
  i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
  j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
  h) Any of the above
  k) All of the above
 
  Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad 
  in
 you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for 
 your
 chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
 
  Love,
  Ravi
 
  On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
   dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious
   and
 otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
 Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that
   photo is
 what's really important in life.
   love,
   Share
  
   From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@

   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
   Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on 
   FFL
  
  
   Dear Share,
  
   A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity 
   and
 you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch
   of an
 impending apology while you continue along your phony,
   passive-aggressive,
 platitude-filled posts.
  
   You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy
   and I
 can clearly see this.
  
   Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances
 made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the
 perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my
   grandson
 who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be
 enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson converts
   as
 posts to FFL.
  
   You are already wildly 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread seventhray27

Emily's post gets an E for effort, but as compared to Xeno's post, I'm
afraid it fell well short.  I mean it kept going and going, but never
really reached the goal in my opinion.  On the other hand, your posts
always get a B .for boring that is.  It is no wonder that you are
a frustrated householder.  Who could really stand to be around you for
any period of time?


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to
respond to attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing
intelligent, honest, creative to say.

 Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.

 Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?

 No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive, pitta-deranged,
paranoid, platitude puking there.


 On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:

  Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought. Since you always,
pretty much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you
have been doing.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
reactive
   posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
you be -
   is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
are in?
  
   Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
give my
   complete attention to it, I promise.
  
   Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
intelligence -
   anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you
- give me
   something Steve baby.
  
  
  
   On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
  
**
   
   
Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive,
frivolous, stupid
posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that
theme a
little more.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
reactive
 posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless
can you
be -
 is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit
you are
in?

 Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I
will give my
 complete attention to it, I promise.

 Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
intelligence -
 anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg
you - give
me
 something Steve baby.



 On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@:

  **
   
 
 
  You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet.
They should
have
  a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it
should come up
  again.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking
err searching
  for Sal.
  
   Considering your disability I have made this real easy for
you.
Please
  feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
  
   Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
characteristics
of
  which of the following
  
   a) Phony
   b) Passive-aggressive
   c) Platitude puking
   d) Pitta-putrefied
   e) Paranoid
   d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
   g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
   h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
   i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
   j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
   h) Any of the above
   k) All of the above
  
   Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good
and bad in
  you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring
cleaning for your
  chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
  
   Love,
   Ravi
  
   On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@
wrote:
  
dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons
illustrious
and
  otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you
with your
  Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in
that
photo is
  what's really important in life.
love,
Share
   
From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
 
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a
Sunday on FFL
   
   
Dear Share,
   
A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and
integrity and
  you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait
and switch
of an
  impending apology while you continue along your phony,
passive-aggressive,
  platitude-filled posts.
   
You continue this week after week, this bait and 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread Ravi Chivukula
LOL..thank you - you made this real easy for me.

Your posts are always rated R for retarded and shameless (attention)
sluttiness.

Idiot.



On Fri, Apr 26, 2013 at 7:55 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.comwrote:

 **


 Emily's post gets an E for effort, but as compared to Xeno's post, I'm
 afraid it fell well short.  I mean it kept going and going, but never
 really reached the goal in my opinion.  On the other hand, your posts
 always get a B .for boring that is.  It is no wonder that you are a
 frustrated householder.  Who could really stand to be around you for any
 period of time?


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to
 respond to attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing
 intelligent, honest, creative to say.
 
  Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.
 
  Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?
 
  No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive, pitta-deranged,
 paranoid, platitude puking there.
 
 
  On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:
 
   Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought. Since you always,
 pretty much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you
 have been doing.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
 reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
 you be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
 are in?
   
Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
 give my
complete attention to it, I promise.
   
Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence
 -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you -
 give me
something Steve baby.
   
   
   
On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:

   
 **


 Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous,
 stupid
 posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme
 a
 little more.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
 reactive
  posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless
 can you
 be -
  is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit
 you are
 in?
 
  Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I
 will give my
  complete attention to it, I promise.
 
  Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
 intelligence -
  anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg
 you - give
 me
  something Steve baby.
 
 
 
  On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@:

 
   **

  
  
   You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They
 should
 have
   a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should
 come up
   again.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err
 searching
   for Sal.
   
Considering your disability I have made this real easy for
 you.
 Please
   feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
   
Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
 characteristics
 of
   which of the following
   
a) Phony
b) Passive-aggressive
c) Platitude puking
d) Pitta-putrefied
e) Paranoid
d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
h) Any of the above
k) All of the above
   
Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good
 and bad in
   you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning
 for your
   chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
   
Love,
Ravi
   
On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
 dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons
 illustrious
 and
   otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you
 with your
   Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in
 that
 photo is
   what's really important in life.
 love,
 Share

 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a
 Sunday on FFL


[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread seventhray27

Ravi, please try to come with your own insults.  I realize yours have
become quite stale, but try reaching a little deeper into your playbook
for something new.  You can do it.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 LOL..thank you - you made this real easy for me.

 Your posts are always rated R for retarded and shameless (attention)
 sluttiness.

 Idiot.



 On Fri, Apr 26, 2013 at 7:55 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:

  **
 
 
  Emily's post gets an E for effort, but as compared to Xeno's post,
I'm
  afraid it fell well short. I mean it kept going and going, but never
  really reached the goal in my opinion. On the other hand, your posts
  always get a B .for boring that is. It is no wonder that you
are a
  frustrated householder. Who could really stand to be around you for
any
  period of time?
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to
  respond to attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing
  intelligent, honest, creative to say.
  
   Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.
  
   Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?
  
   No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive,
pitta-deranged,
  paranoid, platitude puking there.
  
  
   On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@ wrote:
  
Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought. Since you
always,
  pretty much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as
you
  have been doing.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
  reactive
 posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless
can
  you be -
 is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit
you
  are in?

 Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I
will
  give my
 complete attention to it, I promise.

 Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
intelligence
  -
 anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg
you -
  give me
 something Steve baby.



 On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@:
 

  **
 
 
  Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive,
frivolous,
  stupid
  posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that
theme
  a
  little more.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous,
careless,
  reactive
   posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless,
brainless
  can you
  be -
   is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless
pit
  you are
  in?
  
   Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry,
I
  will give my
   complete attention to it, I promise.
  
   Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
  intelligence -
   anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I
beg
  you - give
  me
   something Steve baby.
  
  
  
   On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27
steve.sundur@:
 
  
**
 
   
   
You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet.
They
  should
  have
a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it
should
  come up
again.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula
wrote:

 Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your
stalking err
  searching
for Sal.

 Considering your disability I have made this real easy
for
  you.
  Please
feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and
Steve.

 Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
  characteristics
  of
which of the following

 a) Phony
 b) Passive-aggressive
 c) Platitude puking
 d) Pitta-putrefied
 e) Paranoid
 d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
 g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
 h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
 i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
 j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
 h) Any of the above
 k) All of the above

 Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's
good
  and bad in
you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring
cleaning
  for your
chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.

 Love,
 Ravi

 On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@
wrote:

  dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons
  illustrious
  and
otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of
you
  with your
Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Dear Share,

A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and you
show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch of an
impending apology while you continue along your phony, passive-aggressive,
platitude-filled posts.

You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy and I can
clearly see this.

Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances made
after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the perspective of
the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my grandson who is your
attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be enlightened,
analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson converts as posts to FFL.

You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis M's
book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every week. Robin's not
alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death Experience) and is
in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet connection so
he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to keep up with Robin.

But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the news of
Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.

Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to reconcile
with Robin interspersed with your other phony, passive-aggressive,
platitude-filled posts.

Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in distress
routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless, clueless idiots
who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why, Steve's grandson is
one of them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps of his grandfather.



On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **


 Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it right,
 then why have you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about it?!
 I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to
 reconcile.  In fact you said something to that effect just recently to
 another poster.

 As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I guess
 you need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it.  But again, I actually
 don't think that's what you really want either.  No, I think what you
 really want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic
 reason that exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.

 I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in this
 matter.  In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it, Ms.
 Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!
   --
  *From:* authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
 *To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 *Sent:* Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
 *Subject:* [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
   
You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
   (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
   yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
   Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
  Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
  no time.

 I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
 tried to make it appear so.

  The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
  me mad when you lay into Share the way you do.

 Obviously. (You can call me Judy, by the way.)

  It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most
  people here appreciate her,

 I'd need to see a poll, but this isn't a voting issue. In
 any case, I don't think many here really understand what's
 involved.

  so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a little bit
  nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident
  that seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why
  not just forget it, let it go?

 Because it was a terrible, awful thing for her to say, a
 *malevolent* thing for her to say, something that was
 intended to do serious damage to a person who had done
 and was continuing to do his damndest to rectify the
 situation. It was based on Share's misunderstanding of
 something entirely innocuous that he had said. She needs
 to retract it and apologize to him, for the sake of her
 own soul if nothing else.

  You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such
  things are not always as black and white as you would like
  us to believe. Our opinions about all kinds of things can
  change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person
  can react in a certain way at the time to some incident
  involving someone else, but later (days, weeks, even months),
  the incident might seem rather different to them than it did
  at first. So they start to recontextualize it, to think of
  it in a different 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread authfriend
Gee, I can't recall anyone ever writing a poem about
Barry on FFL before. Are you sure he's Jewish, though?

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, azgrey no_reply@... wrote:

 the hurler of curses and insults
 spinning truth as though it is a dreidel
 fails again and again
 
 succeeds only in revealing 
 inner darkness
 poisoned words from disturbed mind
 
 earth day echoes in native nebraskan's consciousness
 arbor day planting day after next
 desert willow- chilopsis linearis
 while mindful of grateful dead scarlet begonias earworm
 and i knew without asking she was into the blues 
 
 soft smile dreams of lush lawns as owls converse
 too pat to open and too cool to bluff
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  
  
  
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
   
  
  
    
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
 likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
 is neither present nor likely,

Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
the dishonesty or acknowledge it.

(And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
   
  
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Share Long
feste, thank you so much.  Your words came at just the right time, made me cry 
with relief.  Sometimes I'm so astonished by Judy's rampages that I simply 
don't know what more to say.  You supplied the words that brought me some 
peace.  


Anyway, this morning I was thinking how sad it is that Judy wastes her talents 
on me and my alleged transgressions.  Imagine how much good she could do for 
example, if she took on MONSANTO.  I mean, really.  Such misguided use of her 
time and energy seems almost tragic to me, or criminal.

I still have in my inbox the story about forced feeding at Gitmo that you 
posted.  Helps me keep a more reasonable perspective sometimes.



 From: feste37 fest...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:51 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels
That seems like a curse to me!
   
   I'll assume you're just joking here.
   
     Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
Bagels from hell with love, gluten
free for thee and all that lies beneath your
grateful belly button, etc.

BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits
with my own experience. So nobody really CONVINCES me of 
anything.
   
   Your self-report is duly noted. Whether it's accurate
   is another question. Let's just say you give every
   appearance of being easily swayed by those who purport
   to support you.
   
As for your list of trustworthy people, I think all and all
it's a really good list. But 1 or 2 people on that list often
sound prejudiced against me.
   
   Yes, as I believe I said, some of us may give you a hard
   time now and then. I said you could trust us, not that we
   all thought you were a swell person (nor that we felt *we*
   could trust *you*, for that matter).
   
Fine, it's their right, etc. But hopefully they'll
understand why I then won't be giving their words on
anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.
   
   By all means, shut out anything anyone says about you
   that's negative and dismiss it as prejudiced. (You
   might want to consult a good dictionary for the meaning
   of that term, BTW. I do not think it means what you
   think it means.)
   
And I do realize that I might be sensitive about this
so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting someone about
this.

As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing
feud on FFL and I will continue to do this. I aim to take
each post on its own merit, believing that people do change
and grow in their ability to experience and express truth.
   
   Interesting that you believe you can change and grow in
   your ability to experience and express truth while
   dismissing without consideration anything negative about
   yourself as prejudice.
   
   Remember what I told you about being accountable for your
   behavior to the FFL community.
  
  You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
 
 (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
 yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
 Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)

Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in no time. The thing 
is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes me mad when you lay into Share 
the way you do. It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most 
people here appreciate her, so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a 
little bit nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident that seems to 
bug you most took place so long ago, why not just forget it, let it go? 

You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such things are not always 
as black and white as you would like us to believe. Our opinions about all 
kinds of things can change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person 
can react in a certain way at the time to some incident involving someone else, 
but later (days, weeks, even months), the incident might seem rather different 
to them than it did at first. So they start to recontextualize it, to think of 
it in a different light. This happens all the time in relationships. It doesn't 
mean the person is being dishonest. Indeed, sometimes it means that they are in 
fact being very honest -- to their changing feelings and understandings about 
what took place. 

Share has tried in her own way to make it right with you, so why not take a 
step or two toward her?

 
  I suggest you drop the smug sense of superiority you exude when 
  writing to Share. Share has more 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Share Long
dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious and otherwise, 
I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your Grandmother.  See how 
in tune we are?!  Anyway, IMHO what's in that photo is what's really important 
in life.  

love,
Share




 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
Dear Share,

A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and you show 
none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch of an impending 
apology while you continue along your phony, passive-aggressive, 
platitude-filled posts.

You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy and I can 
clearly see this.

Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances made after 
the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the perspective of the 
Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my grandson who is your attending 
neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be enlightened, analyzes your brain 
scans which Steve's grandson converts as posts to FFL.

You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis M's book, 
the only person in history who slips into NDE every week. Robin's not alive but 
his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death Experience) and is in heaven 
chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet connection so he has access 
to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to keep up with Robin.

But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the news of 
Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.

Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to reconcile with 
Robin interspersed with your other phony, passive-aggressive, platitude-filled 
posts.

Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in distress 
routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless, clueless idiots who 
are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why, Steve's grandson is one of 
them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps of his grandfather.




On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 
  
Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it right, 
then why have 
you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about it?!  I'm actually 
starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to reconcile.  In 
fact you said something to that effect just recently to another poster.  

As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I guess you 
need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it.  But again, I actually don't
 think that's what you really want either.  No, I think what you really 
want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason that 
exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.


I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in this 
matter.  In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it, Ms. 
Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!   



 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
  (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
  yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
  Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
 Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
 no time.

I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
tried to make it appear so.

 The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
 me mad when you lay into Share the way you do.

Obviously. (You can call me Judy, by the way.)

 It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most
 people here appreciate her,

I'd need to see a poll, but this isn't a voting issue. In
any case, I don't think many here really understand what's
involved.

 so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a little bit
 nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident
 that seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why
 not just forget it, let it go?

Because it was a terrible, awful thing for her to say, a
*malevolent* thing for her to say, something that was
intended to do serious damage to a person who had done
and was continuing to do his damndest to rectify the
situation. It was based on Share's misunderstanding of
something entirely innocuous that he had said. She needs
to retract it and apologize to him, for the sake of her
own soul if 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread feste37
Absolutely. She would also be great at Media Matters: http://mediamatters.org/

To me, FFL is more like a long, winding conversation than a scholarly journal 
where everything has to be absolutely accurate and consistent. People write in 
the moment, according to how they feel at the time, just as people do in 
conversation. Sometimes they may contradict themselves. (I am not saying that 
you have done so.) It happens all the time, and it is no big deal. And just as 
in real-time, actual relationships, it doesn't pay to go back and try to nail 
people for things they may have said months earlier. Nor does it work to try to 
force people to make apologies, especially if the apology is to be made to 
someone else who isn't even asking for one. It's just not a smart thing to do. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 feste, thank you so much.  Your words came at just the right time, made me 
 cry with relief.  Sometimes I'm so astonished by Judy's rampages that I 
 simply don't know what more to say.  You supplied the words that brought me 
 some peace.  
 
 
 Anyway, this morning I was thinking how sad it is that Judy wastes her 
 talents on me and my alleged transgressions.  Imagine how much good she 
 could do for example, if she took on MONSANTO.  I mean, really.  Such 
 misguided use of her time and energy seems almost tragic to me, or criminal.
 
 I still have in my inbox the story about forced feeding at Gitmo that you 
 posted.  Helps me keep a more reasonable perspective sometimes.
 
 
 
  From: feste37 feste37@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:51 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

 but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels
 That seems like a curse to me!

I'll assume you're just joking here.

  Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
 Bagels from hell with love, gluten
 free for thee and all that lies beneath your
 grateful belly button, etc.
 
 BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits
 with my own experience. So nobody really CONVINCES me of 
 anything.

Your self-report is duly noted. Whether it's accurate
is another question. Let's just say you give every
appearance of being easily swayed by those who purport
to support you.

 As for your list of trustworthy people, I think all and all
 it's a really good list. But 1 or 2 people on that list often
 sound prejudiced against me.

Yes, as I believe I said, some of us may give you a hard
time now and then. I said you could trust us, not that we
all thought you were a swell person (nor that we felt *we*
could trust *you*, for that matter).

 Fine, it's their right, etc. But hopefully they'll
 understand why I then won't be giving their words on
 anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.

By all means, shut out anything anyone says about you
that's negative and dismiss it as prejudiced. (You
might want to consult a good dictionary for the meaning
of that term, BTW. I do not think it means what you
think it means.)

 And I do realize that I might be sensitive about this
 so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting someone about
 this.
 
 As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing
 feud on FFL and I will continue to do this. I aim to take
 each post on its own merit, believing that people do change
 and grow in their ability to experience and express truth.

Interesting that you believe you can change and grow in
your ability to experience and express truth while
dismissing without consideration anything negative about
yourself as prejudice.

Remember what I told you about being accountable for your
behavior to the FFL community.
   
   You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
  (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
  yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
  Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
 Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in no time. The thing 
 is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes me mad when you lay into 
 Share the way you do. It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, 
 and most people here appreciate her, so I wish you could stretch yourself and 
 be a little bit nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident that 
 seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why not just 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread seventhray27
Last night, while driving and scanning the radio channels, I happened upon a 
right wing radio show host, going through Obama's posted daily schedule (from 
yesterday) and attempting to misconstrue each event into something petty and 
self serving. Of course I immediately thought of Judy and how she operates 
here.  And I agree, it is a sad waste of potential for her to, day in and day 
out, post in manner she does.

On the other hand, Ravi thinks she's just swell. So that says something I 
guess. 

(-:--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 feste, thank you so much.  Your words came at just the right time, made me 
 cry with relief.  Sometimes I'm so astonished by Judy's rampages that I 
 simply don't know what more to say.  You supplied the words that brought me 
 some peace.  
 
 
 Anyway, this morning I was thinking how sad it is that Judy wastes her 
 talents on me and my alleged transgressions.  Imagine how much good she 
 could do for example, if she took on MONSANTO.  I mean, really.  Such 
 misguided use of her time and energy seems almost tragic to me, or criminal.
 
 I still have in my inbox the story about forced feeding at Gitmo that you 
 posted.  Helps me keep a more reasonable perspective sometimes.
 
 
 
  From: feste37 feste37@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:51 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

 but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels
 That seems like a curse to me!

I'll assume you're just joking here.

  Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
 Bagels from hell with love, gluten
 free for thee and all that lies beneath your
 grateful belly button, etc.
 
 BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits
 with my own experience. So nobody really CONVINCES me of 
 anything.

Your self-report is duly noted. Whether it's accurate
is another question. Let's just say you give every
appearance of being easily swayed by those who purport
to support you.

 As for your list of trustworthy people, I think all and all
 it's a really good list. But 1 or 2 people on that list often
 sound prejudiced against me.

Yes, as I believe I said, some of us may give you a hard
time now and then. I said you could trust us, not that we
all thought you were a swell person (nor that we felt *we*
could trust *you*, for that matter).

 Fine, it's their right, etc. But hopefully they'll
 understand why I then won't be giving their words on
 anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.

By all means, shut out anything anyone says about you
that's negative and dismiss it as prejudiced. (You
might want to consult a good dictionary for the meaning
of that term, BTW. I do not think it means what you
think it means.)

 And I do realize that I might be sensitive about this
 so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting someone about
 this.
 
 As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing
 feud on FFL and I will continue to do this. I aim to take
 each post on its own merit, believing that people do change
 and grow in their ability to experience and express truth.

Interesting that you believe you can change and grow in
your ability to experience and express truth while
dismissing without consideration anything negative about
yourself as prejudice.

Remember what I told you about being accountable for your
behavior to the FFL community.
   
   You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
  (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
  yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
  Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
 Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in no time. The thing 
 is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes me mad when you lay into 
 Share the way you do. It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, 
 and most people here appreciate her, so I wish you could stretch yourself and 
 be a little bit nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident that 
 seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why not just forget it, let it 
 go? 
 
 You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such things are not always 
 as black and white as you would like us to believe. Our opinions about all 
 kinds of things can change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person 
 can react in a 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread seventhray27

Honestly, do you think Judy has flow charts posted througout her
apartment.  I wouldn't be at all surprised.  How bout it Judy, can we
see a snapshot of those walls?


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 wrote:

 Absolutely. She would also be great at Media Matters:
http://mediamatters.org/

 To me, FFL is more like a long, winding conversation than a scholarly
journal where everything has to be absolutely accurate and consistent.
People write in the moment, according to how they feel at the time, just
as people do in conversation. Sometimes they may contradict themselves.
(I am not saying that you have done so.) It happens all the time, and it
is no big deal. And just as in real-time, actual relationships, it
doesn't pay to go back and try to nail people for things they may have
said months earlier. Nor does it work to try to force people to make
apologies, especially if the apology is to be made to someone else who
isn't even asking for one. It's just not a smart thing to do.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  feste, thank you so much.  Your words came at just the right
time, made me cry with relief.  Sometimes I'm so astonished by
Judy's rampages that I simply don't know what more to say.  You
supplied the words that brought me some peace.Â
 
 
  Anyway, this morning I was thinking how sad it is that Judy wastes
her talents on me and my alleged transgressions.  Imagine how much
good she could do for example, if she took on MONSANTO.  I mean,
really.  Such misguided use of her time and energy seems almost
tragic to me, or criminal.
 
  I still have in my inbox the story about forced feeding at Gitmo
that you posted.  Helps me keep a more reasonable perspective
sometimes.
 
 
  
  From: feste37 feste37@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:51 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
  Â
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long wrote:
 
  but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels
  That seems like a curse to me!

 I'll assume you're just joking here.

   Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
  Bagels from hell with love, gluten
  free for thee and all that lies beneath your
  grateful belly button, etc.
 
  BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits
  with my own experience. So nobody really CONVINCES me of
  anything.

 Your self-report is duly noted. Whether it's accurate
 is another question. Let's just say you give every
 appearance of being easily swayed by those who purport
 to support you.

  As for your list of trustworthy people, I think all and all
  it's a really good list. But 1 or 2 people on that list
often
  sound prejudiced against me.

 Yes, as I believe I said, some of us may give you a hard
 time now and then. I said you could trust us, not that we
 all thought you were a swell person (nor that we felt *we*
 could trust *you*, for that matter).

  Fine, it's their right, etc. But hopefully they'll
  understand why I then won't be giving their words on
  anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.

 By all means, shut out anything anyone says about you
 that's negative and dismiss it as prejudiced. (You
 might want to consult a good dictionary for the meaning
 of that term, BTW. I do not think it means what you
 think it means.)

  And I do realize that I might be sensitive about this
  so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting someone about
  this.
 
  As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing
  feud on FFL and I will continue to do this. I aim to take
  each post on its own merit, believing that people do change
  and grow in their ability to experience and express truth.

 Interesting that you believe you can change and grow in
 your ability to experience and express truth while
 dismissing without consideration anything negative about
 yourself as prejudice.

 Remember what I told you about being accountable for your
 behavior to the FFL community.
   
You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
   (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
   yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
   Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
  Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in no time.
The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes me mad when
you lay into Share the way you do. It seems unfair and disrespectful.
Share enjoys FFL, and most 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread seventhray27


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
snip
 Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in
distress
 routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless, clueless
idiots
 who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why, Steve's
grandson is
 one of them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps of his
grandfather.
Hey Rav,

I really wouldn't put Judy in the category of damsel in distress, but
evidently you do!

LYLAB

 On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

  **
 
 
  Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it
right,
  then why have you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about
it?!
  I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to
  reconcile. In fact you said something to that effect just recently
to
  another poster.
 
  As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I
guess
  you need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it. But again, I
actually
  don't think that's what you really want either. No, I think what you
  really want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously
neurotic
  reason that exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.
 
  I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in
this
  matter. In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it,
Ms.
  Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!
  --
  *From:* authfriend authfriend@...
  *To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  *Sent:* Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
  *Subject:* [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 wrote:

 You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass,
authfriend.
   
(Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
  
   Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
   no time.
 
  I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
  tried to make it appear so.
 
   The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
   me mad when you lay into Share the way you do.
 
  Obviously. (You can call me Judy, by the way.)
 
   It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most
   people here appreciate her,
 
  I'd need to see a poll, but this isn't a voting issue. In
  any case, I don't think many here really understand what's
  involved.
 
   so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a little bit
   nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident
   that seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why
   not just forget it, let it go?
 
  Because it was a terrible, awful thing for her to say, a
  *malevolent* thing for her to say, something that was
  intended to do serious damage to a person who had done
  and was continuing to do his damndest to rectify the
  situation. It was based on Share's misunderstanding of
  something entirely innocuous that he had said. She needs
  to retract it and apologize to him, for the sake of her
  own soul if nothing else.
 
   You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such
   things are not always as black and white as you would like
   us to believe. Our opinions about all kinds of things can
   change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person
   can react in a certain way at the time to some incident
   involving someone else, but later (days, weeks, even months),
   the incident might seem rather different to them than it did
   at first. So they start to recontextualize it, to think of
   it in a different light. This happens all the time in
   relationships. It doesn't mean the person is being dishonest.
   Indeed, sometimes it means that they are in fact being very
   honest -- to their changing feelings and understandings about
   what took place.
 
  Generally speaking, all this is true, but not always. I do
  not believe that was the case here, for a number of reasons
  that I've already explained *and documented* a number of
  times that your apologia cannot account for. I don't think
  Share can account for them either, and I strongly suspect
  that's why she has refused to provide a straightforward
  explanation--because if it were honest, it would reflect
  very badly on her, and perhaps even worse on some others.
 
   Share has tried in her own way to make it right with you,
   so why not take a step or two toward her?
 
  It isn't me she needs to make it right with. And the steps
  she has taken have been designed to get me off her back
  without revealing the real story. She has also refused to
  retract the accusation she made against Robin. She says
  only that she isn't making that accusation *now*--but the
  original accusation is still on 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Share Long
In Nebraska there is a holiday for planting trees
for owls to perch in, watching the begonias grow, then
drop their petals onto the green and silent grass





 From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:21 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
the hurler of curses and insults
spinning truth as though it is a dreidel
fails again and again

succeeds only in revealing 
inner darkness
poisoned words from disturbed mind

earth day echoes in native nebraskan's consciousness
arbor day planting day after next
desert willow- chilopsis linearis
while mindful of grateful dead scarlet begonias earworm
and i knew without asking she was into the blues 

soft smile dreams of lush lawns as owls converse
too pat to open and too cool to bluff

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 
 
 
 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 Dear Share, 
 
 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
 operation of your lady-parts. 
 
 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
 
 Hugs, 
 
 azgrey 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
   
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
   posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
   the dishonesty or acknowledge it.
   
   (And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
  
 



 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:

 Absolutely. She would also be great at Media Matters: http://mediamatters.org/
 
 To me, FFL is more like a long, winding conversation than
 a scholarly journal where everything has to be absolutely
 accurate and consistent. People write in the moment,
 according to how they feel at the time, just as people do
 in conversation. Sometimes they may contradict themselves.
 (I am not saying that you have done so.) It happens all
 the time, and it is no big deal.

It's hard to read, feste, that you consider calling
someone a psychological rapist to be no big deal.

But it does explain why you take the position that Share
has done nothing wrong with regard to Robin, and why you
are unwilling to acknowledge that she has blatantly
contradicted herself in how she has described her
experience of their upset.

I'm glad you went on the record with this. It tells us
something important about you. A number of things,
actually.

(snip)
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
(snip)
  Anyway, this morning I was thinking how sad it is that
  Judy wastes her talents on me and my alleged transgressions.
  Imagine how much good she could do for example, if she took
  on MONSANTO.

I want to be *ready* when I go after Monsanto, Share.

I've been in training for a long time. Taking you on
is the culmination of that training. It won't be long
now before I take that monstrous company down.

Which means you're an important part of my efforts to
expiate the negative karma I accrued many years ago
when I worked at an ad agency on its Monsanto Roundup
account.

(Not making that last bit up. I quit shortly after I
started TM to work for myself, but I've always felt
guilty about having helped promote Roundup.)




[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread authfriend
Just in case anyone reading this post of Share's is
brainless enough to have been taken in by it (Share
evidently has little respect for the intelligence of
FFLers), allow me to explain a couple of things:

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need
 to make it right, then why have you spent the last almost
 8 months badgering me about it?!

What I've been badgering Share about is, of course, to
make it right with Robin.

 I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and
 Robin to reconcile. In fact you said something to that effect
 just recently to another poster.

Actually I said this just recently *to Share*. Odd that she
would get that wrong, isn't it?

What I said to Share was that I would not recommend to Robin
that he reconcile with her. I would recommend that he stay as
far away from her as possible, even if she were to retract
and apologize for her accusation. That's something she needs
to do just on the general principle of doing the right thing,
not in hopes of a reconciliation. It's too late for that, but
it's never too late to do the right thing.

 As for the records, if you want something expunged from
 them, then I guess you need to speak to Rick and or Alex
 about it.

I don't think anybody here is so metaphorically challenged
as Share seems to think, but just in case: If Share were
to explicitly retract and apologize for her accusation,
that would constitute taking it off the record.

 But again, I actually don't think that's what you really want
 either. No, I think what you really want is an excuse to keep 
 attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason that exists
 only in the depths of your neglected psyche.

Oh, my goodness. I have more than enough excuses to stay on
Share's back indefinitely. Her reprehensible treatment of
Robin is just at the top of my list.

You know what would stop me? If Share retracted her
accusation, apologized to Robin, *and* gave up her phony,
dishonest act on FFL.

(Try it and see, Share. You will feel so much better
once you've made peace with reality and no longer
need to constantly throw up barriers against it.)

 I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his
 spokesperson in this matter.

Share is absolutely right. I have, of course, been
speaking for myself all along.

 In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about
 it,

Share never *has* had anything to say to me about it, so
this doesn't represent any change in her behavior. That's
the problem, you see. She's been doing an intricate dance
(including in the post I'm responding to) in an attempt
to *avoid* addressing the points I've raised about her
dishonesty in this matter.

 Ms. Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!

sanctimony: affected or hypocritical holiness

Share describes herself to a T. Decent human beings see
the exposure of falsehood to be about the discovery of
reality and the promotion of justice.

Sanctimonious human beings project their own hypocrisy
onto those seeking the truth.




[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread seventhray27

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:

 It's hard to read, feste, that you consider calling
 someone a psychological rapist to be no big deal.

Hey Judy, would you care to put your well honed investigative skills to
work and show where Share actually used this, exact, term in addressing,
or referring to Robin, or is just this just some concoction on your
part.  I'll wait.
P.S.  A straight answer will be preferred if you are capable of one.
Oh, darn, you might be out of posts.  No matter, Friday's come up.   I
guess twiddle your fingers till then.

 But it does explain why you take the position that Share
 has done nothing wrong with regard to Robin, and why you
 are unwilling to acknowledge that she has blatantly
 contradicted herself in how she has described her
 experience of their upset.

 I'm glad you went on the record with this. It tells us
 something important about you. A number of things,
 actually.

 (snip)

  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
 (snip)
   Anyway, this morning I was thinking how sad it is that
   Judy wastes her talents on me and my alleged transgressions.
   Imagine how much good she could do for example, if she took
   on MONSANTO.

 I want to be *ready* when I go after Monsanto, Share.

 I've been in training for a long time. Taking you on
 is the culmination of that training. It won't be long
 now before I take that monstrous company down.

 Which means you're an important part of my efforts to
 expiate the negative karma I accrued many years ago
 when I worked at an ad agency on its Monsanto Roundup
 account.

 (Not making that last bit up. I quit shortly after I
 started TM to work for myself, but I've always felt
 guilty about having helped promote Roundup.)




[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread seventhray27
Judy, honey, hopefully you have extinguished your fifty posts for the
week,  But thank you, thank you very much for this Share - Monsanto
tirade.  This truly is one for the records books.  Share's stature in
your mind is of global proportions.  Yes, it's true, I've liked her from
the start, but you are elevating her status to a whole other level.
But it's pretty good entertainment, if it wasn't so poisonous to the
person spewing it.



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:

 Just in case anyone reading this post of Share's is
 brainless enough to have been taken in by it (Share
 evidently has little respect for the intelligence of
 FFLers), allow me to explain a couple of things:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need
  to make it right, then why have you spent the last almost
  8 months badgering me about it?!

 What I've been badgering Share about is, of course, to
 make it right with Robin.

  I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and
  Robin to reconcile. In fact you said something to that effect
  just recently to another poster.

 Actually I said this just recently *to Share*. Odd that she
 would get that wrong, isn't it?

 What I said to Share was that I would not recommend to Robin
 that he reconcile with her. I would recommend that he stay as
 far away from her as possible, even if she were to retract
 and apologize for her accusation. That's something she needs
 to do just on the general principle of doing the right thing,
 not in hopes of a reconciliation. It's too late for that, but
 it's never too late to do the right thing.

  As for the records, if you want something expunged from
  them, then I guess you need to speak to Rick and or Alex
  about it.

 I don't think anybody here is so metaphorically challenged
 as Share seems to think, but just in case: If Share were
 to explicitly retract and apologize for her accusation,
 that would constitute taking it off the record.

  But again, I actually don't think that's what you really want
  either. No, I think what you really want is an excuse to keep
  attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason that exists
  only in the depths of your neglected psyche.

 Oh, my goodness. I have more than enough excuses to stay on
 Share's back indefinitely. Her reprehensible treatment of
 Robin is just at the top of my list.

 You know what would stop me? If Share retracted her
 accusation, apologized to Robin, *and* gave up her phony,
 dishonest act on FFL.

 (Try it and see, Share. You will feel so much better
 once you've made peace with reality and no longer
 need to constantly throw up barriers against it.)

  I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his
  spokesperson in this matter.

 Share is absolutely right. I have, of course, been
 speaking for myself all along.

  In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about
  it,

 Share never *has* had anything to say to me about it, so
 this doesn't represent any change in her behavior. That's
 the problem, you see. She's been doing an intricate dance
 (including in the post I'm responding to) in an attempt
 to *avoid* addressing the points I've raised about her
 dishonesty in this matter.

  Ms. Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!

 sanctimony: affected or hypocritical holiness

 Share describes herself to a T. Decent human beings see
 the exposure of falsehood to be about the discovery of
 reality and the promotion of justice.

 Sanctimonious human beings project their own hypocrisy
 onto those seeking the truth.




[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:

 Judy, honey, hopefully you have extinguished your fifty posts 
 for the week,...

If she hasn't, she'll piss away the last of them now. :-)

 ...But thank you, thank you very much for this Share - 
 Monsanto tirade. This truly is one for the records books.  
 Share's stature in your mind is of global proportions.  
 Yes, it's true, I've liked her from the start, but you 
 are elevating her status to a whole other level. But 
 it's pretty good entertainment, if it wasn't so poisonous 
 to the person spewing it.

The thing is, I think most of us know that this whole
vendetta against Share is not about what she said to
Robin at all. The vendetta started before that, when
share bailed from the Judy Clique and started having
opinions of her own and not bad-mouthing Judy's sworn
enemies the way she was supposed to do. 

The Robin thang is just a charade -- a mask to hide
the fact that Judy will never forgive Share for not
wanting to be part of her Haters Club. 


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
 
  Just in case anyone reading this post of Share's is
  brainless enough to have been taken in by it (Share
  evidently has little respect for the intelligence of
  FFLers), allow me to explain a couple of things:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need
   to make it right, then why have you spent the last almost
   8 months badgering me about it?!
 
  What I've been badgering Share about is, of course, to
  make it right with Robin.
 
   I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and
   Robin to reconcile. In fact you said something to that effect
   just recently to another poster.
 
  Actually I said this just recently *to Share*. Odd that she
  would get that wrong, isn't it?
 
  What I said to Share was that I would not recommend to Robin
  that he reconcile with her. I would recommend that he stay as
  far away from her as possible, even if she were to retract
  and apologize for her accusation. That's something she needs
  to do just on the general principle of doing the right thing,
  not in hopes of a reconciliation. It's too late for that, but
  it's never too late to do the right thing.
 
   As for the records, if you want something expunged from
   them, then I guess you need to speak to Rick and or Alex
   about it.
 
  I don't think anybody here is so metaphorically challenged
  as Share seems to think, but just in case: If Share were
  to explicitly retract and apologize for her accusation,
  that would constitute taking it off the record.
 
   But again, I actually don't think that's what you really want
   either. No, I think what you really want is an excuse to keep
   attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason that exists
   only in the depths of your neglected psyche.
 
  Oh, my goodness. I have more than enough excuses to stay on
  Share's back indefinitely. Her reprehensible treatment of
  Robin is just at the top of my list.
 
  You know what would stop me? If Share retracted her
  accusation, apologized to Robin, *and* gave up her phony,
  dishonest act on FFL.
 
  (Try it and see, Share. You will feel so much better
  once you've made peace with reality and no longer
  need to constantly throw up barriers against it.)
 
   I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his
   spokesperson in this matter.
 
  Share is absolutely right. I have, of course, been
  speaking for myself all along.
 
   In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about
   it,
 
  Share never *has* had anything to say to me about it, so
  this doesn't represent any change in her behavior. That's
  the problem, you see. She's been doing an intricate dance
  (including in the post I'm responding to) in an attempt
  to *avoid* addressing the points I've raised about her
  dishonesty in this matter.
 
   Ms. Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!
 
  sanctimony: affected or hypocritical holiness
 
  Share describes herself to a T. Decent human beings see
  the exposure of falsehood to be about the discovery of
  reality and the promotion of justice.
 
  Sanctimonious human beings project their own hypocrisy
  onto those seeking the truth.
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err searching for Sal.

Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you. Please feel 
free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.

Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics of which of 
the following

a) Phony
b) Passive-aggressive
c) Platitude puking
d) Pitta-putrefied 
e) Paranoid
d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
h) Any of the above
k) All of the above

Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad in you and 
imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for your chakras which 
even the likes of John Newton may approve.

Love,
Ravi

On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious and 
 otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your 
 Grandmother.  See how in tune we are?!  Anyway, IMHO what's in that photo is 
 what's really important in life.  
 love,
 Share
 
 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
  
 Dear Share,
 
 A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and you show 
 none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch of an impending 
 apology while you continue along your phony, passive-aggressive, 
 platitude-filled posts.
 
 You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy and I can 
 clearly see this.
 
 Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances made after 
 the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the perspective of the 
 Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my grandson who is your attending 
 neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be enlightened, analyzes your 
 brain scans which Steve's grandson converts as posts to FFL.
 
 You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis M's book, 
 the only person in history who slips into NDE every week. Robin's not alive 
 but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death Experience) and is in 
 heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet connection so he 
 has access to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to keep up with Robin.
 
 But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the news of 
 Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.
 
 Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to reconcile 
 with Robin interspersed with your other phony, passive-aggressive, 
 platitude-filled posts.
 
 Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in distress 
 routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless, clueless idiots 
 who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why, Steve's grandson is 
 one of them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps of his grandfather.
 
 
 
 On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:
  
 Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it right, 
 then why have you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about it?!  I'm 
 actually starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to reconcile.  In 
 fact you said something to that effect just recently to another poster.  
 
 As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I guess 
 you need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it.  But again, I actually don't 
 think that's what you really want either.  No, I think what you really want 
 is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason that 
 exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.
 
 I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in this 
 matter.  In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it, Ms. 
 Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!   
 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
  
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
   
You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
   
   (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
   yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
   Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
  
  Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
  no time.
 
 I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
 tried to make it appear so.
 
  The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
  me 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread seventhray27

You are vomiting Ravi.  You might want to try the toilet. They should
have a nice one where you work.  Or at least tomorrow, if it should come
up again.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err searching
for Sal.

 Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you. Please
feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.

 Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics of
which of the following

 a) Phony
 b) Passive-aggressive
 c) Platitude puking
 d) Pitta-putrefied
 e) Paranoid
 d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
 g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
 h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
 i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
 j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
 h) Any of the above
 k) All of the above

 Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad in
you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for your
chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.

 Love,
 Ravi

 On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

  dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious and
otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that photo
is what's really important in life.
  love,
  Share
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
  Dear Share,
 
  A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and
you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch of
an impending apology while you continue along your phony,
passive-aggressive, platitude-filled posts.
 
  You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy and
I can clearly see this.
 
  Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances
made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the
perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my grandson
who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be
enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson converts
as posts to FFL.
 
  You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis
M's book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every week.
Robin's not alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death
Experience) and is in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an
Internet connection so he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent
ability to keep up with Robin.
 
  But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the
news of Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.
 
  Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to
reconcile with Robin interspersed with your other phony,
passive-aggressive, platitude-filled posts.
 
  Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in
distress routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless,
clueless idiots who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why,
Steve's grandson is one of them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps
of his grandfather.
 
 
 
  On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
 
  Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it
right, then why have you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me
about it?! I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and
Robin to reconcile. In fact you said something to that effect just
recently to another poster.
 
  As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I
guess you need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it. But again, I
actually don't think that's what you really want either. No, I think
what you really want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some
seriously neurotic reason that exists only in the depths of your
neglected psyche.
 
  I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in
this matter. In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about
it, Ms. Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!
  From: authfriend authfriend@...
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 wrote:

 You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass,
authfriend.
   
(Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
  
   Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
   no time.
 
  I never was 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are in?

Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
complete attention to it, I promise.

Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give me
something Steve baby.



On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.comwrote:

 **


 You are vomiting Ravi.  You might want to try the toilet. They should have
 a nice one where you work.  Or at least tomorrow, if it should come up
 again.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err searching
 for Sal.
 
  Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you. Please
 feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
 
  Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics of
 which of the following
 
  a) Phony
  b) Passive-aggressive
  c) Platitude puking
  d) Pitta-putrefied
  e) Paranoid
  d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
  g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
  h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
  i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
  j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
  h) Any of the above
  k) All of the above
 
  Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad in
 you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for your
 chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
 
  Love,
  Ravi
 
  On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
 
   dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious and
 otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
 Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that photo is
 what's really important in life.
   love,
   Share
  
   From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...

   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
   Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
   Dear Share,
  
   A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and
 you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch of an
 impending apology while you continue along your phony, passive-aggressive,
 platitude-filled posts.
  
   You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy and I
 can clearly see this.
  
   Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances
 made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the
 perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my grandson
 who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be
 enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson converts as
 posts to FFL.
  
   You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis
 M's book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every week. Robin's
 not alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death Experience)
 and is in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet
 connection so he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to keep
 up with Robin.
  
   But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the news
 of Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.
  
   Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to
 reconcile with Robin interspersed with your other phony,
 passive-aggressive, platitude-filled posts.
  
   Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in
 distress routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless,
 clueless idiots who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why,
 Steve's grandson is one of them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps of
 his grandfather.
  
  
  
   On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
  
   Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it
 right, then why have you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about
 it?! I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to
 reconcile. In fact you said something to that effect just recently to
 another poster.
  
   As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I
 guess you need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it. But again, I actually
 don't think that's what you really want either. No, I think what you really
 want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason
 that exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.
  
   I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in
 this matter. In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it,
 Ms. Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!
   From: authfriend authfriend@...

 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread seventhray27

Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous,
stupid posts.  But I liked the lawyer bit.  I wish you'd stay on that
theme a little more.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
reactive
 posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
be -
 is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
in?

 Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give
my
 complete attention to it, I promise.

 Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
 anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you -
give me
 something Steve baby.



 On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:

  **
 
 
  You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They should
have
  a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should come
up
  again.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err
searching
  for Sal.
  
   Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you.
Please
  feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
  
   Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
characteristics of
  which of the following
  
   a) Phony
   b) Passive-aggressive
   c) Platitude puking
   d) Pitta-putrefied
   e) Paranoid
   d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
   g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
   h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
   i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
   j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
   h) Any of the above
   k) All of the above
  
   Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad
in
  you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for
your
  chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
  
   Love,
   Ravi
  
   On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious
and
  otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
  Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that
photo is
  what's really important in life.
love,
Share
   
From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
 
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on
FFL
   
   
Dear Share,
   
A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity
and
  you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and
switch of an
  impending apology while you continue along your phony,
passive-aggressive,
  platitude-filled posts.
   
You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy
and I
  can clearly see this.
   
Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the
advances
  made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the
  perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my
grandson
  who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be
  enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson
converts as
  posts to FFL.
   
You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr.
Curtis
  M's book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every week.
Robin's
  not alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death
Experience)
  and is in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet
  connection so he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent ability
to keep
  up with Robin.
   
But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the
news
  of Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.
   
Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to
  reconcile with Robin interspersed with your other phony,
  passive-aggressive, platitude-filled posts.
   
Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in
  distress routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless,
  clueless idiots who are ensnared into defending you at all costs -
why,
  Steve's grandson is one of them, continuing in the illustrious
footsteps of
  his grandfather.
   
   
   
On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make
it
  right, then why have you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me
about
  it?! I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and Robin
to
  reconcile. In fact you said something to that effect just recently
to
  another poster.
   
As for the records, if you want something expunged from them,
then I
  guess you need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it. But again, I
actually
  don't think that's what you really want either. No, I think what you
really
  want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are in?

Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
complete attention to it, I promise.

Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give me
something Steve baby.



On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.comwrote:

 **


 Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous, stupid
 posts.  But I liked the lawyer bit.  I wish you'd stay on that theme a
 little more.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
  posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
 be -
  is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
 in?
 
  Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
  complete attention to it, I promise.
 
  Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
  anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give
 me
  something Steve baby.
 
 
 
  On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:
 
   **

  
  
   You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They should
 have
   a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should come up
   again.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err searching
   for Sal.
   
Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you.
 Please
   feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
   
Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics
 of
   which of the following
   
a) Phony
b) Passive-aggressive
c) Platitude puking
d) Pitta-putrefied
e) Paranoid
d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
h) Any of the above
k) All of the above
   
Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad in
   you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for your
   chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
   
Love,
Ravi
   
On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
 dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious
 and
   otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
   Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that
 photo is
   what's really important in life.
 love,
 Share

 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL


 Dear Share,

 A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and
   you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch
 of an
   impending apology while you continue along your phony,
 passive-aggressive,
   platitude-filled posts.

 You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy
 and I
   can clearly see this.

 Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances
   made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the
   perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my
 grandson
   who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be
   enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson converts
 as
   posts to FFL.

 You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis
   M's book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every week.
 Robin's
   not alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death
 Experience)
   and is in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet
   connection so he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to
 keep
   up with Robin.

 But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the
 news
   of Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.

 Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to
   reconcile with Robin interspersed with your other phony,
   passive-aggressive, platitude-filled posts.

 Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in
   distress routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless,
   clueless idiots who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why,
   Steve's grandson is one of them, continuing in the 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread seventhray27

Ravi, you really are wearing me out.  I can only toy with you for so
long.  It's two hours earlier where you are.  I'm getting ready to turn
in.  Try something to calm yourself down before you retire for the
evening.  That's what I'm going to do.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
reactive
 posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
be -
 is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
in?

 Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give
my
 complete attention to it, I promise.

 Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
 anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you -
give me
 something Steve baby.



 On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:

  **
 
 
  Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous,
stupid
  posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
  little more.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
reactive
   posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
you
  be -
   is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
are
  in?
  
   Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
give my
   complete attention to it, I promise.
  
   Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
intelligence -
   anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you
- give
  me
   something Steve baby.
  
  
  
   On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
  
**
 
   
   
You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They
should
  have
a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should
come up
again.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err
searching
for Sal.

 Considering your disability I have made this real easy for
you.
  Please
feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.

 Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
characteristics
  of
which of the following

 a) Phony
 b) Passive-aggressive
 c) Platitude puking
 d) Pitta-putrefied
 e) Paranoid
 d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
 g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
 h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
 i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
 j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
 h) Any of the above
 k) All of the above

 Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and
bad in
you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning
for your
chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.

 Love,
 Ravi

 On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

  dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons
illustrious
  and
otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with
your
Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in
that
  photo is
what's really important in life.
  love,
  Share
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
   
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday
on FFL
 
 
  Dear Share,
 
  A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and
integrity and
you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and
switch
  of an
impending apology while you continue along your phony,
  passive-aggressive,
platitude-filled posts.
 
  You continue this week after week, this bait and switch
strategy
  and I
can clearly see this.
 
  Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the
advances
made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's -
the
perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my
  grandson
who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to
be
enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson
converts
  as
posts to FFL.
 
  You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr.
Curtis
M's book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every
week.
  Robin's
not alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death
  Experience)
and is in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an
Internet
connection so he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent
ability to
  keep
up with Robin.
 
  But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break
the
  news
of Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.
 
  Yet week after week 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:

 Ravi, you really are wearing me out. I can only toy with you 
 for so long. It's two hours earlier where you are. I'm getting 
 ready to turn in. Try something to calm yourself down before 
 you retire for the evening. That's what I'm going to do.

Here's something to give you nightmares.

Ravi and Dr.Dumbass pose for photos:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-greatest-wrestler-glamour-shots-all-time/

:-)


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
 reactive
  posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
 be -
  is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
 in?
 
  Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give
 my
  complete attention to it, I promise.
 
  Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
  anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you -
 give me
  something Steve baby.
 
 
 
  On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
 
   **
  
  
   Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous,
 stupid
   posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
   little more.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
 reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
 you
   be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
 are
   in?
   
Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
 give my
complete attention to it, I promise.
   
Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
 intelligence -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you
 - give
   me
something Steve baby.
   
   
   
On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@:
   
 **
  


 You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They
 should
   have
 a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should
 come up
 again.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err
 searching
 for Sal.
 
  Considering your disability I have made this real easy for
 you.
   Please
 feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
 
  Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
 characteristics
   of
 which of the following
 
  a) Phony
  b) Passive-aggressive
  c) Platitude puking
  d) Pitta-putrefied
  e) Paranoid
  d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
  g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
  h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
  i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
  j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
  h) Any of the above
  k) All of the above
 
  Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and
 bad in
 you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning
 for your
 chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
 
  Love,
  Ravi
 
  On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
   dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons
 illustrious
   and
 otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with
 your
 Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in
 that
   photo is
 what's really important in life.
   love,
   Share
  
   From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@

   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
   Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday
 on FFL
  
  
   Dear Share,
  
   A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and
 integrity and
 you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and
 switch
   of an
 impending apology while you continue along your phony,
   passive-aggressive,
 platitude-filled posts.
  
   You continue this week after week, this bait and switch
 strategy
   and I
 can clearly see this.
  
   Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the
 advances
 made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's -
 the
 perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my
   grandson
 who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to
 be
 enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson
 converts
   as
 posts to FFL.
  
   You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr.
 Curtis
 M's book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every
 week.
   Robin's
 not alive but his brain 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread Share Long
Wong you Wascally Wabbit, Doc!  I said floats yer boat echoing what turq had 
said to me and OMMV because he often says YMMV.  Unless I'm very triggered, I 
don't even think thoughts like your door phrase below.  YMMV (-:





 From: doctordumb...@rocketmail.com doctordumb...@rocketmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:05 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
Share, He trots this little drama out from time to time, when he becomes 
overwrought by his inability to interact gracefully on FFL. No need to fret, I 
assure you. He needs this place like a Turquoise Bee needs honey.

However on second read, your reply does sound a bit like, sorry to see you go, 
but don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out. :-)

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 well turq I would miss you if you stopped posting here but OMMV and obviously 
 you must do whatever floats yer boat (-:
 
 
 
 
 
  From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:40 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  dear my turqish delight and Ann who was looking forward 
  to this reply. BTW Ann, I have another in the queue 4 u. 
  Anyway, turq, thank you because my feelings were hurt 
  when you gave all those kudos to Curtis and Steve yesterday. 
 
 That's called 'ego,' otherwise known as 'self-importance.' 
 You'll get over it. Either that, or you won't. :-)
 
  But I think I've learned a thing or two here at the Funny 
  Farm Lounge so I simply enjoyed myself, hopefully not being 
  mean spirited in the process and Bob's your uncle! Here we are!
  
  If you're saying that I shouldn't let them matter to me in 
  an unhealthy way, then I totally agree with you. But turq, 
  I gotta let them matter to me, you know, in a healthy way, 
  even if I don't like how they're acting. 
 
 If you feel that you have so much time remaining in your
 life that you feel OK spending it interacting with people
 who are only trying to set you up for the next time they
 can vent their own unhappiness on you and yell at you, so
 be it. You *know* in advance that this is what is going to
 happen. So if you continue to interact with them, some part
 of you *enjoys* being yelled at. Cool, I guess. Some people
 enjoy being tied up and whipped, or engaging in orgies with
 dwarves and small rodents. It's an odd planet, and there
 is room for pretty much any kind of kinkiness. :-)
 
  I think it might be my biggest life lesson, whatever the 
  heck that is! In this project, FFL is a great classroom, 
  wicked grin. 
 
 As I said, whatever floats yer boat. Better you wasting
 your time with these people than me.
 
  Hope your project is on schedule, going well, being fun, etc.
 
 All of the above. Paris has been an utter delight, both at
 work and away from it. The contrast it provides to FFL and
 the normal conversations here makes me feel less and less 
 like being here. To be perfectly honest, the grittiest 
 banlieus (urban slums) of Paris are often more high-vibe. 
 
 I'm not knocking your decision to keep interacting with 
 people who you *know* intend you ill, and are only feign-
 ing civility in between yelling at you, hoping that *either*
 of these tactics will tempt you into continuing to interact 
 with them. From my point of view, you're fortunate that one 
 of them isn't (at the current time) Robin, because then -- 
 like Curtis -- you'd have them writing serial short-story 
 length diatribes at you and actually expecting you to read
 them. The current crop of pissants don't have the attention 
 span to do that, so you get off relatively easy. :-)
 
 Whatever floats yer boat...
 
  
   From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 11:37 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Earth Day is ending, the lawn
   of my lady-parts is still not green.
   Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
  you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
  soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
  green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
  ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
  
  What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
  her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
  bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
  that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
  so much SMARTER than you are. 
  
  ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread Share Long
but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels?  That seems like 
a curse to me!  Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
Bagels from hell with love, gluten
free for thee and all that lies beneath your
grateful belly button, etc.

BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits with my own 
experience.  So nobody really CONVINCES me of anything.  As for your list of 
trustworthy people, I think all and all it's a really good list.  But 1 or 2 
people on that list often sound prejudiced against me.  Fine, it's their right, 
etc.  But hopefully they'll understand why I then won't be giving their words 
on anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.  And I do realize that 
I might be sensitive about this so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting 
someone about this.     


As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing feud on FFL and I 
will continue to do this.  I aim to take each post on its own merit, believing 
that people do change and grow in their ability to experience and express 
truth.  


But having said that, I now mentally hear Xeno chuckling so I better shut up!



 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:16 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ok, Judy I'm busted! That's what I get for being such a
 scaredy cat and not translating the Yiddish bellybutton
 sutra til just now. Anyway, I was scratching my head,
 wondering why you mentioned bellybutton in a later post.
 Mystery solved!

Yes, well, you learned a little something about yourself, about me, and maybe 
even about your purported supporters, who apparently managed to convince you of 
something they knew wasn't true--that I had melted down and been reduced to 
sputtering Yiddish insults because I was jealous of you (??) and furious that 
you refused to interact with me (???).

As with your friend who made up a story about my friendship with Robin being 
based on despising Barry, you might want to think twice before trusting in 
these well wishers again.

Bottom line, there are people on FFL you can trust, and those you can't. The 
former include (but are not necessarily limited to) Alex, sparaig, 
doctordumbass, Bhairitu, salyavin, laughinggull, Xeno, Ann, Emily, raunchy, and 
me. Some of us may give you a hard time now and then, and sometimes we make 
inadvertent mistakes, but we'll never lie to you or try to mislead you. (And if 
we use irony, it isn't intended to confuse you; we expect you to get it.)

Just for the record, BTW, there's no such thing as a bad transliteration of 
Yiddish in anything but a formal context (as Barry knows). Many Yiddish words 
can be and are spelled multiple ways (e.g., tukas, tukus, tucas, tucus, tochis, 
toches, tochas, tochus, tuchas, tuches, tuchis). Often a particular spelling 
reflects a regional pronunciation. Sometimes a word has come to be spelled a 
particular way by custom, and it's spelled like that in formal contexts even 
though it doesn't follow the approved scholarly transliteration system. 
Another reason there are so many variant spellings in Yiddish is that while the 
language is primarily a combination of Hebrew and medieval German, it also has 
lots of loan words from many different languages, and those words are usually 
spelled phonetically.

 OTOH I think it was all part of life's mischievous way of plotting to get me 
 to write that little ditty about lawns and lady parts which was fun for me to 
 compose and hopefully for others to read.  And
  I've expanded it!  Stay tuned Funny Farm Lounge lizards ha ha! 
 
 May you marry a doctor.  Which is the only other Yiddish saying I know.  I 
 hope it's not an insult?  Jeez, how can a half Irish shiksha like me keep 
 up?!  
 
 
 
 
  From: authfriend authfriend@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:29 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Ann, I am in awe! How do you find these gems?! Anyway, about
   the other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse? I
   think it's kind of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with
   lizards. I mean, if a person could laugh with lizards, they
   could pretty much laugh about all of it. IMHO.
  
  I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in
  the past day or so has been as serious as a curse.
 
 Judaism forbids cursing, as it happens. Yiddish *insults*,
 however, are a high art. They're typically witty and
 creative, but they can get pretty nasty. The ones I used
 (none was a blessing) are among the very mildest. I mean,
 if one feels one has been cursed by Thank you very much
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels?  That seems 
 like a curse to me!

Naw, just think of it as a career suggestion. Maybe suggest one for her, in 
Yiddish.

  Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
 Bagels from hell with love, gluten
 free for thee and all that lies beneath your
 grateful belly button, etc.
 
 BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits with my own 
 experience.  So nobody really CONVINCES me of anything.  As for your list 
 of trustworthy people, I think all and all it's a really good list.  But 1 
 or 2 people on that list often sound prejudiced against me.  Fine, it's 
 their right, etc.  But hopefully they'll understand why I then won't be 
 giving their words on anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.  
 And I do realize that I might be sensitive about this so I do apologize if 
 I'm misinterpreting someone about this.     
 
 
 As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing feud on FFL and I 
 will continue to do this.  I aim to take each post on its own merit, 
 believing that people do change and grow in their ability to experience and 
 express truth.  
 
 
 But having said that, I now mentally hear Xeno chuckling so I better shut up!
 
 
 
  From: authfriend authfriend@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:16 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Ok, Judy I'm busted! That's what I get for being such a
  scaredy cat and not translating the Yiddish bellybutton
  sutra til just now. Anyway, I was scratching my head,
  wondering why you mentioned bellybutton in a later post.
  Mystery solved!
 
 Yes, well, you learned a little something about yourself, about me, and maybe 
 even about your purported supporters, who apparently managed to convince you 
 of something they knew wasn't true--that I had melted down and been 
 reduced to sputtering Yiddish insults because I was jealous of you (??) and 
 furious that you refused to interact with me (???).
 
 As with your friend who made up a story about my friendship with Robin being 
 based on despising Barry, you might want to think twice before trusting in 
 these well wishers again.
 
 Bottom line, there are people on FFL you can trust, and those you can't. The 
 former include (but are not necessarily limited to) Alex, sparaig, 
 doctordumbass, Bhairitu, salyavin, laughinggull, Xeno, Ann, Emily, raunchy, 
 and me. Some of us may give you a hard time now and then, and sometimes we 
 make inadvertent mistakes, but we'll never lie to you or try to mislead you. 
 (And if we use irony, it isn't intended to confuse you; we expect you to get 
 it.)
 
 Just for the record, BTW, there's no such thing as a bad transliteration of 
 Yiddish in anything but a formal context (as Barry knows). Many Yiddish words 
 can be and are spelled multiple ways (e.g., tukas, tukus, tucas, tucus, 
 tochis, toches, tochas, tochus, tuchas, tuches, tuchis). Often a particular 
 spelling reflects a regional pronunciation. Sometimes a word has come to be 
 spelled a particular way by custom, and it's spelled like that in formal 
 contexts even though it doesn't follow the approved scholarly 
 transliteration system. Another reason there are so many variant spellings in 
 Yiddish is that while the language is primarily a combination of Hebrew and 
 medieval German, it also has lots of loan words from many different 
 languages, and those words are usually spelled phonetically.
 
  OTOH I think it was all part of life's mischievous way of plotting to get 
  me to write that little ditty about lawns and lady parts which was fun for 
  me to compose and hopefully for others to read.  And
   I've expanded it!  Stay tuned Funny Farm Lounge lizards ha ha! 
  
  May you marry a doctor.  Which is the only other Yiddish saying I 
  know.  I hope it's not an insult?  Jeez, how can a half Irish shiksha 
  like me keep up?!  
  
  
  
  
   From: authfriend authfriend@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:29 AM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Ann, I am in awe! How do you find these gems?! Anyway, about
the other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse? I
think it's kind of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with
lizards. I mean, if a person could laugh with lizards, they
could pretty much laugh about all of it. IMHO.
   
   I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in
   the past day or so has been as serious as a curse.
  
  

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread feste37




--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels
  That seems like a curse to me!
 
 I'll assume you're just joking here.
 
   Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
  Bagels from hell with love, gluten
  free for thee and all that lies beneath your
  grateful belly button, etc.
  
  BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits
  with my own experience. So nobody really CONVINCES me of 
  anything.
 
 Your self-report is duly noted. Whether it's accurate
 is another question. Let's just say you give every
 appearance of being easily swayed by those who purport
 to support you.
 
  As for your list of trustworthy people, I think all and all
  it's a really good list. But 1 or 2 people on that list often
  sound prejudiced against me.
 
 Yes, as I believe I said, some of us may give you a hard
 time now and then. I said you could trust us, not that we
 all thought you were a swell person (nor that we felt *we*
 could trust *you*, for that matter).
 
  Fine, it's their right, etc. But hopefully they'll
  understand why I then won't be giving their words on
  anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.
 
 By all means, shut out anything anyone says about you
 that's negative and dismiss it as prejudiced. (You
 might want to consult a good dictionary for the meaning
 of that term, BTW. I do not think it means what you
 think it means.)
 
  And I do realize that I might be sensitive about this
  so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting someone about
  this.
  
  As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing
  feud on FFL and I will continue to do this. I aim to take
  each post on its own merit, believing that people do change
  and grow in their ability to experience and express truth.
 
 Interesting that you believe you can change and grow in
 your ability to experience and express truth while
 dismissing without consideration anything negative about
 yourself as prejudice.
 
 Remember what I told you about being accountable for your
 behavior to the FFL community.

You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend. I suggest you 
drop the smug sense of superiority you exude when writing to Share. Share has 
more empathy, compassion, humor, and humility than you can even dream about. 
And if we are all accountable for our behavior to the FFL community, isn't 
it about time that we held YOU accountable for YOUR behavior?

 
 
 
  
  
  But having said that, I now mentally hear Xeno chuckling so I better shut 
  up!
  
  
  
   From: authfriend authfriend@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:16 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
   
  
  
    
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Ok, Judy I'm busted! That's what I get for being such a
   scaredy cat and not translating the Yiddish bellybutton
   sutra til just now. Anyway, I was scratching my head,
   wondering why you mentioned bellybutton in a later post.
   Mystery solved!
  
  Yes, well, you learned a little something about yourself, about me, and 
  maybe even about your purported supporters, who apparently managed to 
  convince you of something they knew wasn't true--that I had melted down 
  and been reduced to sputtering Yiddish insults because I was jealous of 
  you (??) and furious that you refused to interact with me (???).
  
  As with your friend who made up a story about my friendship with Robin 
  being based on despising Barry, you might want to think twice before 
  trusting in these well wishers again.
  
  Bottom line, there are people on FFL you can trust, and those you can't. 
  The former include (but are not necessarily limited to) Alex, sparaig, 
  doctordumbass, Bhairitu, salyavin, laughinggull, Xeno, Ann, Emily, raunchy, 
  and me. Some of us may give you a hard time now and then, and sometimes we 
  make inadvertent mistakes, but we'll never lie to you or try to mislead 
  you. (And if we use irony, it isn't intended to confuse you; we expect you 
  to get it.)
  
  Just for the record, BTW, there's no such thing as a bad transliteration 
  of Yiddish in anything but a formal context (as Barry knows). Many Yiddish 
  words can be and are spelled multiple ways (e.g., tukas, tukus, tucas, 
  tucus, tochis, toches, tochas, tochus, tuchas, tuches, tuchis). Often a 
  particular spelling reflects a regional pronunciation. Sometimes a word has 
  come to be spelled a particular way by custom, and it's spelled like that 
  in formal contexts even though it doesn't follow the approved scholarly 
  transliteration system. Another reason there are so many variant spellings 
  in Yiddish is that while the language is primarily a combination of Hebrew 
  and medieval German, it also has 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels
   That seems like a curse to me!
  
  I'll assume you're just joking here.
  
    Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
   Bagels from hell with love, gluten
   free for thee and all that lies beneath your
   grateful belly button, etc.
   
   BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits
   with my own experience. So nobody really CONVINCES me of 
   anything.
  
  Your self-report is duly noted. Whether it's accurate
  is another question. Let's just say you give every
  appearance of being easily swayed by those who purport
  to support you.
  
   As for your list of trustworthy people, I think all and all
   it's a really good list. But 1 or 2 people on that list often
   sound prejudiced against me.
  
  Yes, as I believe I said, some of us may give you a hard
  time now and then. I said you could trust us, not that we
  all thought you were a swell person (nor that we felt *we*
  could trust *you*, for that matter).
  
   Fine, it's their right, etc. But hopefully they'll
   understand why I then won't be giving their words on
   anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.
  
  By all means, shut out anything anyone says about you
  that's negative and dismiss it as prejudiced. (You
  might want to consult a good dictionary for the meaning
  of that term, BTW. I do not think it means what you
  think it means.)
  
   And I do realize that I might be sensitive about this
   so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting someone about
   this.
   
   As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing
   feud on FFL and I will continue to do this. I aim to take
   each post on its own merit, believing that people do change
   and grow in their ability to experience and express truth.
  
  Interesting that you believe you can change and grow in
  your ability to experience and express truth while
  dismissing without consideration anything negative about
  yourself as prejudice.
  
  Remember what I told you about being accountable for your
  behavior to the FFL community.
 
 You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.

(Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)

 I suggest you drop the smug sense of superiority you exude when 
 writing to Share. Share has more empathy, compassion, humor, and 
 humility than you can even dream about.

I would far rather be a pompous, finger-wagging ass than
a person overflowing with empathy, compassion, humor, and
humility that are phonier than a three-dollar bill, at
least as she shows up on FFL.

 And if we are all accountable for our behavior to the FFL 
 community, isn't it about time that we held YOU accountable
 for YOUR behavior?

You're missing the context of what I told her. Yes, of
course I'm accountable in exactly the same way she is,
which means I don't get to counter negative impressions
of my behavior from folks in the FFL community by
protesting that people who have known me for many years
offline think of me differently and that FFL members
don't know me as I really am.

For the full context, see posts 340145 and 340163. They
aren't long. Then maybe you can make sense of my response
above to Share's claim that some FFLers are prejudiced
against her so she's just going to ignore anything
negative they say to or about her.





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread azgrey
the hurler of curses and insults
spinning truth as though it is a dreidel
fails again and again

succeeds only in revealing 
inner darkness
poisoned words from disturbed mind

earth day echoes in native nebraskan's consciousness
arbor day planting day after next
desert willow- chilopsis linearis
while mindful of grateful dead scarlet begonias earworm
and i knew without asking she was into the blues 

soft smile dreams of lush lawns as owls converse
too pat to open and too cool to bluff

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 
 
 
 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 Dear Share, 
 
 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
 operation of your lady-parts. 
 
 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
 
 Hugs, 
 
 azgrey 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
   
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
   posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
   the dishonesty or acknowledge it.
   
   (And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread doctordumbass
Interesting thing about being triggered. There is both a spectrum of responses, 
and a continuum of attachment, wrt being triggered. 

The more that one is unattached to being triggered, the response is done as 
soon as it is expressed. However, if there is a strong localized me, the 
[triggered] response is held onto, and judged, questioned, in terms of the more 
localized and more identified me. It becomes an entire drama, based on the more 
localized identity.

There is really nothing wrong with reacting to any stimulus, small or large, as 
appropriate for the moment; being triggered. There is also no solution  to be 
found, by questioning our reaction to something. 

The solution is to keep being ourselves, and reacting as appropriate, and 
continue to moderate our  response, or at least have the choice to so so, as we 
ever expand our awareness [which of course means letting any current identity 
go]. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Wong you Wascally Wabbit, Doc!  I said floats yer boat echoing what turq had 
 said to me and OMMV because he often says YMMV.  Unless I'm very triggered, 
 I don't even think thoughts like your door phrase below.  YMMV (-:
 
 
 
 
 
  From: doctordumbass@... doctordumbass@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:05 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 Share, He trots this little drama out from time to time, when he becomes 
 overwrought by his inability to interact gracefully on FFL. No need to fret, 
 I assure you. He needs this place like a Turquoise Bee needs honey.
 
 However on second read, your reply does sound a bit like, sorry to see you 
 go, but don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out. :-)
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  well turq I would miss you if you stopped posting here but OMMV and 
  obviously you must do whatever floats yer boat (-:
  
  
  
  
  
   From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:40 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   dear my turqish delight and Ann who was looking forward 
   to this reply. BTW Ann, I have another in the queue 4 u. 
   Anyway, turq, thank you because my feelings were hurt 
   when you gave all those kudos to Curtis and Steve yesterday. 
  
  That's called 'ego,' otherwise known as 'self-importance.' 
  You'll get over it. Either that, or you won't. :-)
  
   But I think I've learned a thing or two here at the Funny 
   Farm Lounge so I simply enjoyed myself, hopefully not being 
   mean spirited in the process and Bob's your uncle! Here we are!
   
   If you're saying that I shouldn't let them matter to me in 
   an unhealthy way, then I totally agree with you. But turq, 
   I gotta let them matter to me, you know, in a healthy way, 
   even if I don't like how they're acting. 
  
  If you feel that you have so much time remaining in your
  life that you feel OK spending it interacting with people
  who are only trying to set you up for the next time they
  can vent their own unhappiness on you and yell at you, so
  be it. You *know* in advance that this is what is going to
  happen. So if you continue to interact with them, some part
  of you *enjoys* being yelled at. Cool, I guess. Some people
  enjoy being tied up and whipped, or engaging in orgies with
  dwarves and small rodents. It's an odd planet, and there
  is room for pretty much any kind of kinkiness. :-)
  
   I think it might be my biggest life lesson, whatever the 
   heck that is! In this project, FFL is a great classroom, 
   wicked grin. 
  
  As I said, whatever floats yer boat. Better you wasting
  your time with these people than me.
  
   Hope your project is on schedule, going well, being fun, etc.
  
  All of the above. Paris has been an utter delight, both at
  work and away from it. The contrast it provides to FFL and
  the normal conversations here makes me feel less and less 
  like being here. To be perfectly honest, the grittiest 
  banlieus (urban slums) of Paris are often more high-vibe. 
  
  I'm not knocking your decision to keep interacting with 
  people who you *know* intend you ill, and are only feign-
  ing civility in between yelling at you, hoping that *either*
  of these tactics will tempt you into continuing to interact 
  with them. From my point of view, you're fortunate that one 
  of them isn't (at the current time) Robin, because then -- 
  like Curtis -- you'd have them writing serial short-story 
  length diatribes at you and actually expecting you to read
  them. The current crop of pissants don't have the attention 
  span to do that, so you get off relatively easy. :-)
  
  Whatever 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread feste37




--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels
That seems like a curse to me!
   
   I'll assume you're just joking here.
   
     Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
Bagels from hell with love, gluten
free for thee and all that lies beneath your
grateful belly button, etc.

BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits
with my own experience. So nobody really CONVINCES me of 
anything.
   
   Your self-report is duly noted. Whether it's accurate
   is another question. Let's just say you give every
   appearance of being easily swayed by those who purport
   to support you.
   
As for your list of trustworthy people, I think all and all
it's a really good list. But 1 or 2 people on that list often
sound prejudiced against me.
   
   Yes, as I believe I said, some of us may give you a hard
   time now and then. I said you could trust us, not that we
   all thought you were a swell person (nor that we felt *we*
   could trust *you*, for that matter).
   
Fine, it's their right, etc. But hopefully they'll
understand why I then won't be giving their words on
anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.
   
   By all means, shut out anything anyone says about you
   that's negative and dismiss it as prejudiced. (You
   might want to consult a good dictionary for the meaning
   of that term, BTW. I do not think it means what you
   think it means.)
   
And I do realize that I might be sensitive about this
so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting someone about
this.

As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing
feud on FFL and I will continue to do this. I aim to take
each post on its own merit, believing that people do change
and grow in their ability to experience and express truth.
   
   Interesting that you believe you can change and grow in
   your ability to experience and express truth while
   dismissing without consideration anything negative about
   yourself as prejudice.
   
   Remember what I told you about being accountable for your
   behavior to the FFL community.
  
  You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
 
 (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
 yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
 Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)

Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in no time. The thing 
is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes me mad when you lay into Share 
the way you do. It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most 
people here appreciate her, so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a 
little bit nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident that seems to 
bug you most took place so long ago, why not just forget it, let it go? 

You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such things are not always 
as black and white as you would like us to believe. Our opinions about all 
kinds of things can change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person 
can react in a certain way at the time to some incident involving someone else, 
but later (days, weeks, even months), the incident might seem rather different 
to them than it did at first. So they start to recontextualize it, to think of 
it in a different light. This happens all the time in relationships. It doesn't 
mean the person is being dishonest. Indeed, sometimes it means that they are in 
fact being very honest -- to their changing feelings and understandings about 
what took place. 

Share has tried in her own way to make it right with you, so why not take a 
step or two toward her?

 
  I suggest you drop the smug sense of superiority you exude when 
  writing to Share. Share has more empathy, compassion, humor, and 
  humility than you can even dream about.
 
 I would far rather be a pompous, finger-wagging ass than
 a person overflowing with empathy, compassion, humor, and
 humility that are phonier than a three-dollar bill, at
 least as she shows up on FFL.
 
  And if we are all accountable for our behavior to the FFL 
  community, isn't it about time that we held YOU accountable
  for YOUR behavior?
 
 You're missing the context of what I told her. Yes, of
 course I'm accountable in exactly the same way she is,
 which means I don't get to counter negative impressions
 of my behavior from folks in the FFL community by
 protesting that people who have known me for many years
 offline think of me differently and that FFL members
 don't know me as I really am.
 
 For the full context, see posts 340145 and 340163. They
 aren't long. Then maybe you can make 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
  (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
  yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
  Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
 Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
 no time.

I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
tried to make it appear so.

 The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
 me mad when you lay into Share the way you do.

Obviously. (You can call me Judy, by the way.)

 It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most
 people here appreciate her,

I'd need to see a poll, but this isn't a voting issue. In
any case, I don't think many here really understand what's
involved.

 so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a little bit
 nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident
 that seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why
 not just forget it, let it go?

Because it was a terrible, awful thing for her to say, a
*malevolent* thing for her to say, something that was
intended to do serious damage to a person who had done
and was continuing to do his damndest to rectify the
situation. It was based on Share's misunderstanding of
something entirely innocuous that he had said. She needs
to retract it and apologize to him, for the sake of her
own soul if nothing else.

 You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such
 things are not always as black and white as you would like
 us to believe. Our opinions about all kinds of things can
 change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person
 can react in a certain way at the time to some incident
 involving someone else, but later (days, weeks, even months),
 the incident might seem rather different to them than it did
 at first. So they start to recontextualize it, to think of
 it in a different light. This happens all the time in 
 relationships. It doesn't mean the person is being dishonest.
 Indeed, sometimes it means that they are in fact being very
 honest -- to their changing feelings and understandings about
 what took place.

Generally speaking, all this is true, but not always. I do
not believe that was the case here, for a number of reasons
that I've already explained *and documented* a number of
times that your apologia cannot account for. I don't think
Share can account for them either, and I strongly suspect
that's why she has refused to provide a straightforward
explanation--because if it were honest, it would reflect
very badly on her, and perhaps even worse on some others.

 Share has tried in her own way to make it right with you,
 so why not take a step or two toward her?

It isn't me she needs to make it right with. And the steps
she has taken have been designed to get me off her back
without revealing the real story. She has also refused to
retract the accusation she made against Robin. She says
only that she isn't making that accusation *now*--but the
original accusation is still on the record. It needs to be
explicitly taken *off* the record; it didn't even come
close to being true in the first place.

This wasn't just a minor misstep, feste. This was
scandalous and entirely indefensible. I would suggest you
read over my posts to Share about it and her responses,
because I don't think you've retained the crucial details
from when you read them the first time (assuming you did).




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread Share Long
Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it right, then 
why have 
you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about it?!  I'm actually 
starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to reconcile.  In 
fact you said something to that effect just recently to another poster.  

As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I guess you 
need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it.  But again, I actually don't
 think that's what you really want either.  No, I think what you really 
want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason that 
exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.


I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in this 
matter.  In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it, Ms. 
Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!   



 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
  (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
  yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
  Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
 Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
 no time.

I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
tried to make it appear so.

 The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
 me mad when you lay into Share the way you do.

Obviously. (You can call me Judy, by the way.)

 It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most
 people here appreciate her,

I'd need to see a poll, but this isn't a voting issue. In
any case, I don't think many here really understand what's
involved.

 so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a little bit
 nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident
 that seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why
 not just forget it, let it go?

Because it was a terrible, awful thing for her to say, a
*malevolent* thing for her to say, something that was
intended to do serious damage to a person who had done
and was continuing to do his damndest to rectify the
situation. It was based on Share's misunderstanding of
something entirely innocuous that he had said. She needs
to retract it and apologize to him, for the sake of her
own soul if nothing else.

 You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such
 things are not always as black and white as you would like
 us to believe. Our opinions about all kinds of things can
 change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person
 can react in a certain way at the time to some incident
 involving someone else, but later (days, weeks, even months),
 the incident might seem rather different to them than it did
 at first. So they start to recontextualize it, to think of
 it in a different light. This happens all the time in 
 relationships. It doesn't mean the person is being dishonest.
 Indeed, sometimes it means that they are in fact being very
 honest -- to their changing feelings and understandings about
 what took place.

Generally speaking, all this is true, but not always. I do
not believe that was the case here, for a number of reasons
that I've already explained *and documented* a number of
times that your apologia cannot account for. I don't think
Share can account for them either, and I strongly suspect
that's why she has refused to provide a straightforward
explanation--because if it were honest, it would reflect
very badly on her, and perhaps even worse on some others.

 Share has tried in her own way to make it right with you,
 so why not take a step or two toward her?

It isn't me she needs to make it right with. And the steps
she has taken have been designed to get me off her back
without revealing the real story. She has also refused to
retract the accusation she made against Robin. She says
only that she isn't making that accusation *now*--but the
original accusation is still on the record. It needs to be
explicitly taken *off* the record; it didn't even come
close to being true in the first place.

This wasn't just a minor misstep, feste. This was
scandalous and entirely indefensible. I would suggest you
read over my posts to Share about it and her responses,
because I don't think you've retained the crucial details
from when you read them the first time (assuming you did).


 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
dear my turqish delight and Ann who was looking forward to this reply.  BTW 
Ann, I have another in the queue 4 u.  Anyway, turq, thank you because my 
feelings were hurt when you gave all those kudos to Curtis and Steve yesterday. 
 But I think I've learned a thing or two here at the Funny Farm Lounge so I 
simply enjoyed myself, hopefully not being mean spirited in the process and 
Bob's your uncle!  Here we are!  


If you're saying that I shouldn't let them matter to me in an unhealthy way, 
then I totally agree with you.  But turq, I gotta let them matter to me, you 
know, in a healthy way, even if I don't like how they're acting.  I think it 
might be my biggest life lesson, whatever the heck that is!  In this project, 
FFL is a great classroom, wicked grin.  Hope your project is on schedule, going 
well, being fun, etc.



 From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 11:37 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?

Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)

What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
so much SMARTER than you are. 

ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 

You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
she (clearly) doesn't even know. 

Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
point of view is that they HAVE a victim, and that they 
are AFFECTING that victim, making them feel bad, being the 
chronic abusers they are against co-dependent victims who 
play along by agreeing to feel abused.

If we just LAUGH at them (while pitying them a little for
the emptiness of a life that renders this their only form
of entertainment or fulfillment) and go on living our
lives AS IF THEY SIMPLY DIDN'T MATTER, sooner or later 
one or more of them might catch a clue and realize that
THEY DON'T. 

 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
 
 Dear Share, 
 
 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
 operation of your lady-parts. 
 
 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
 
 Hugs, 
 
 azgrey 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
   
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
   posts*, and who has been unable 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread doctordumbass
I think Judy and Ann drive you nuts, because they are women. 

Remember what I posted about your mom never finding fault with you, and your 
dad always doing so? It seems pretty clear that when a woman exposes your 
lameness, you then feel as if both sexes have given up on you, and you write 
compensatory garbage, designed to *kill* the messages of inadequacy that you 
just can't get out of your mind, after all these years.

Sick puppy.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
 you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
 soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
 green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
 ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
 
 What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
 her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
 bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
 that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
 so much SMARTER than you are. 
 
 ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
 who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
 around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
 because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
 look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
 tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 
 
 You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
 I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
 this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
 COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
 ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
 her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
 she (clearly) doesn't even know. 
 
 Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
 laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
 get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
 victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
 to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
 point of view is that they HAVE a victim, and that they 
 are AFFECTING that victim, making them feel bad, being the 
 chronic abusers they are against co-dependent victims who 
 play along by agreeing to feel abused.
 
 If we just LAUGH at them (while pitying them a little for
 the emptiness of a life that renders this their only form
 of entertainment or fulfillment) and go on living our
 lives AS IF THEY SIMPLY DIDN'T MATTER, sooner or later 
 one or more of them might catch a clue and realize that
 THEY DON'T. 
 
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
   
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
 likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
 is neither present nor likely,

Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
the dishonesty or acknowledge it.

(And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... no_reply@... wrote:

 I think Judy and Ann drive you nuts, because they are women. 
 
 Remember what I posted about your mom never finding fault with you, and your 
 dad always doing so? It seems pretty clear that when a woman exposes your 
 lameness, you then feel as if both sexes have given up on you, and you write 
 compensatory garbage, designed to *kill* the messages of inadequacy that you 
 just can't get out of your mind, after all these years.
 
 Sick puppy.

Jim, I think you are one of the more sophisticated posters here and not because 
I agree with much of what you say or because you apparently 'like' me. Although 
your observations  and viewpoints can be hard hitting at times you don't appear 
to ever come from a place of malice or with the intent to stir up shit between 
anyone. You just say it like you see it, and unlike the post of Barry's below, 
your posts stand on their own as having no real agenda to incite dissension 
between different people. You are smart and I believe you to be brave on this 
forum.

Barry accuses others of piling on in an attempt to 'get' people. He accuses 
them of all sorts of malevolent intentions below. We also all know that in 
'real life' Barry wouldn't give Share the time of day (sorry Share, but you 
know it's true also). Barry has an agenda to 'use' Share for his own ends as 
evidenced by the post below. He is much worse than the people he berates. He is 
worse because he doesn't actually care about Share or how many people 'gang' up 
on her, not really. He is using her to promote his own agenda of hate. Barry is 
never interested in arresting the progress of hurt or misunderstanding in his 
posts. At best he points out how terrible or wrong someone is for 'going after' 
another person at worst that impulse is always motivated by a kind of blood 
lust. Barry thrives on discord and he does a lot here to see that things are 
not resolved but negativity perpetuated. His 'solutions' for those he pretends 
he cares about, because they are being persecuted by another, are never 
'solutions' that involve feeling or understanding or empathy or compromise or 
willingness to grow or learn from a situation. 

I know you see this very clearly, Jim but some others do not or will not admit 
that they do. I think really exposing these tactics to the light of day is 
necessary to illustrate how ugly they are. Those who are unhappy rarely seem to 
want to encourage happiness in others. For Barry it seems to be all about 
encouraging others to do the exact opposite of what could result in peaceful 
resolution. Luckily, Share appeared to respond to Barry very well. I want to 
write a post to her about that and will.


 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Earth Day is ending, the lawn
   of my lady-parts is still not green.
   Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
  you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
  soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
  green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
  ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
  
  What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
  her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
  bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
  that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
  so much SMARTER than you are. 
  
  ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
  who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
  around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
  because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
  look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
  tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 
  
  You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
  I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
  this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
  COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
  ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
  her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
  she (clearly) doesn't even know. 
  
  Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
  laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
  get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
  victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
  to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
  point of view is that they HAVE a victim, and that they 
  are AFFECTING that victim, making them feel bad, being the 
  chronic abusers they are against co-dependent victims who 
  play along by agreeing to feel abused.
  
  If we just LAUGH at them (while pitying them a little for
  the emptiness of a life that renders this their only form

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
Ann, I am in awe!  How do you find these gems?!  Anyway, about the other 
cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse?  I think it's kind of a sweet 
blessing, may he laugh with lizards.  I mean, if a person could laugh with 
lizards, they could pretty much laugh about all of it.  IMHO.  

BTW, my little poem did not follow from Judy's behavioral modification 
suggestion to me.  Nor even from carde's private perspiration situation.  It 
followed from azgrey's funny musings on what Judy's Yiddish curse might mean 
and from the fact that it was Earth Day.  But yes, it can get confusing when 
there is so much er material floating around.  And I agree, poor Buck.  I'm 
sure he no longer waves at me from Patanjali.   


All in all I think FFL had a very and appropriately earthy Earth Day!
PS  I'm still working on a reply to your post from yesterday.  I know we're all 
agog for that to appear (-:



 From: Ann awoelfleba...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:27 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?

What am I missing here? First we have Carde's sweaty ball syndrome. Now, 
somehow, we are talking about Share's pubic hair turning green or not turning 
green. Just how does that follow from blowing something out your ass? (Dear 
God, Buck will be have apoplexy by now.) Someone, please help me. The best I 
can come up with is the little anecdotal something I found on the internet:




 
 
 
 
 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 Dear Share, 
 
 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
 operation of your lady-parts. 
 
 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
 
 Hugs, 
 
 azgrey 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
   
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
   posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
   the dishonesty or acknowledge it.
   
   (And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
  
 


 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ann, I am in awe!  How do you find these gems?!  Anyway, about the other 
 cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse?  I think it's kind of a sweet 
 blessing, may he laugh with lizards.  I mean, if a person could laugh with 
 lizards, they could pretty much laugh about all of it.  IMHO.  

I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in the past day or so 
has been as serious as a curse. The laughing with lizards one I read on one 
site to mean laughing on the outside, crying on the inside but I am sure 
there are other meanings as well. I loved the graphic of all those lizards 
though. I would like to think lizards are not as evil as they appear in that 
drawing but if they are then you are correct in your last sentence above.
 
 BTW, my little poem did not follow from Judy's behavioral modification 
 suggestion to me.  Nor even from carde's private perspiration situation.  
 It followed from azgrey's funny musings on what Judy's Yiddish curse might 
 mean and from the fact that it was Earth Day.

Oh, I got lost there. But I like the idea of using Earth Day to get into the 
subject of woman, and fertility and grass-covered 'nether regions' as you say. 
Personally, I believe the Brazilian to be over-rated.

  But yes, it can get confusing when there is so much er material floating 
around.  And I agree, poor Buck.  I'm sure he no longer waves at me from 
Patanjali.   
 
 
 All in all I think FFL had a very and appropriately earthy Earth Day!
 PS  I'm still working on a reply to your post from yesterday.  I know we're 
 all agog for that to appear (-:

Well, I want to say that I thought your response to Barry, in its core message, 
was right on. You appeared to be holding yourself to yourself in your 
unwillingness to be drawn into his attempt to make your angrier or to get 
'behind' his push for negative feelings between posters. And I believe your 
outlook with regard to FFL as a learning/teaching environment is a healthy way 
to look at it. So, thanks for your 'stand' on that in the face of a temptation 
to support further negativity.
 
 
 
  From: Ann awoelflebater@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:27 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 What am I missing here? First we have Carde's sweaty ball syndrome. Now, 
 somehow, we are talking about Share's pubic hair turning green or not turning 
 green. Just how does that follow from blowing something out your ass? (Dear 
 God, Buck will be have apoplexy by now.) Someone, please help me. The best I 
 can come up with is the little anecdotal something I found on the internet:
 
 
 
 
  
  
  
  
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
 likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
 is neither present nor likely,

Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
the dishonesty or acknowledge it.

(And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Ann, I am in awe! How do you find these gems?! Anyway, about
  the other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse? I
  think it's kind of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with
  lizards. I mean, if a person could laugh with lizards, they
  could pretty much laugh about all of it. IMHO.
 
 I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in
 the past day or so has been as serious as a curse.

Judaism forbids cursing, as it happens. Yiddish *insults*,
however, are a high art. They're typically witty and
creative, but they can get pretty nasty. The ones I used
(none was a blessing) are among the very mildest. I mean,
if one feels one has been cursed by Thank you very much
in your bellybutton, one is in a bad way.

Here's a little essay on the Yiddish curse:

http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48929782.html




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
Ok, Judy I'm busted!  That's what I get for being such a scaredy cat and not 
translating the Yiddish bellybutton sutra til just now.  Anyway, I was 
scratching my head, wondering why you mentioned bellybutton in a later post.  
Mystery solved!  

OTOH I think it was all part of life's mischievous way of plotting to get me to 
write that little ditty about lawns and lady parts which was fun for me to 
compose and hopefully for others to read.  And
 I've expanded it!  Stay tuned Funny Farm Lounge lizards ha ha! 

May you marry a doctor.  Which is the only other Yiddish saying I know.  I hope 
it's not an insult?  Jeez, how can a half Irish shiksha like me keep up?!  




 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:29 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Ann, I am in awe! How do you find these gems?! Anyway, about
  the other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse? I
  think it's kind of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with
  lizards. I mean, if a person could laugh with lizards, they
  could pretty much laugh about all of it. IMHO.
 
 I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in
 the past day or so has been as serious as a curse.

Judaism forbids cursing, as it happens. Yiddish *insults*,
however, are a high art. They're typically witty and
creative, but they can get pretty nasty. The ones I used
(none was a blessing) are among the very mildest. I mean,
if one feels one has been cursed by Thank you very much
in your bellybutton, one is in a bad way.

Here's a little essay on the Yiddish curse:

http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48929782.html


 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
Ann, thank you for kind words but but but...I'm chuckling here because for me 
there was NO temptation to support further negativity when I read turq's post.  
Ergo no, as you say, holding myself to myself or taking a stand or avoiding 
getting angrier or resisting temptation, etc.  Anyway, I read recently that 
most men don't like a Brazilian netherly situation.  As far as I'm concerned 
that right there is reason enough to hug a man whether he's laughing with 
lizards or not  (-:   




 From: Ann awoelfleba...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:49 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ann, I am in awe!  How do you find these gems?!  Anyway, about the other 
 cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse?  I think it's kind of a sweet 
 blessing, may he laugh with lizards.  I mean, if a person could laugh with 
 lizards, they could pretty much laugh about all of it.  IMHO.  

I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in the past day or so 
has been as serious as a curse. The laughing with lizards one I read on one 
site to mean laughing on the outside, crying on the inside but I am sure 
there are other meanings as well. I loved the graphic of all those lizards 
though. I would like to think lizards are not as evil as they appear in that 
drawing but if they are then you are correct in your last sentence above.
 
 BTW, my little poem did not follow from Judy's behavioral modification 
 suggestion to me.  Nor even from carde's private perspiration situation.  
 It followed from azgrey's funny musings on what Judy's Yiddish curse might 
 mean and from the fact that it was Earth Day.

Oh, I got lost there. But I like the idea of using Earth Day to get into the 
subject of woman, and fertility and grass-covered 'nether regions' as you say. 
Personally, I believe the Brazilian to be over-rated.

  But yes, it can get confusing when there is so much er material floating 
around.  And I agree, poor Buck.  I'm sure he no longer waves at me from 
Patanjali.   
 
 
 All in all I think FFL had a very and appropriately earthy Earth Day!
 PS  I'm still working on a reply to your post from yesterday.  I know we're 
 all agog for that to appear (-:

Well, I want to say that I thought your response to Barry, in its core message, 
was right on. You appeared to be holding yourself to yourself in your 
unwillingness to be drawn into his attempt to make your angrier or to get 
'behind' his push for negative feelings between posters. And I believe your 
outlook with regard to FFL as a learning/teaching environment is a healthy way 
to look at it. So, thanks for your 'stand' on that in the face of a temptation 
to support further negativity.
 
 
 
  From: Ann awoelflebater@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:27 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 What am I missing here? First we have Carde's sweaty ball syndrome. Now, 
 somehow, we are talking about Share's pubic hair turning green or not turning 
 green. Just how does that follow from blowing something out your ass? (Dear 
 God, Buck will be have apoplexy by now.) Someone, please help me. The best I 
 can come up with is the little anecdotal something I found on the internet:
 
 
 
 
  
  
  
  
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 dear my turqish delight and Ann who was looking forward 
 to this reply. BTW Ann, I have another in the queue 4 u. 
 Anyway, turq, thank you because my feelings were hurt 
 when you gave all those kudos to Curtis and Steve yesterday. 

That's called 'ego,' otherwise known as 'self-importance.' 
You'll get over it. Either that, or you won't. :-)

 But I think I've learned a thing or two here at the Funny 
 Farm Lounge so I simply enjoyed myself, hopefully not being 
 mean spirited in the process and Bob's your uncle! Here we are!
 
 If you're saying that I shouldn't let them matter to me in 
 an unhealthy way, then I totally agree with you. But turq, 
 I gotta let them matter to me, you know, in a healthy way, 
 even if I don't like how they're acting. 

If you feel that you have so much time remaining in your
life that you feel OK spending it interacting with people
who are only trying to set you up for the next time they
can vent their own unhappiness on you and yell at you, so
be it. You *know* in advance that this is what is going to
happen. So if you continue to interact with them, some part
of you *enjoys* being yelled at. Cool, I guess. Some people
enjoy being tied up and whipped, or engaging in orgies with
dwarves and small rodents. It's an odd planet, and there
is room for pretty much any kind of kinkiness. :-)

 I think it might be my biggest life lesson, whatever the 
 heck that is! In this project, FFL is a great classroom, 
 wicked grin. 

As I said, whatever floats yer boat. Better you wasting
your time with these people than me.

 Hope your project is on schedule, going well, being fun, etc.

All of the above. Paris has been an utter delight, both at
work and away from it. The contrast it provides to FFL and
the normal conversations here makes me feel less and less 
like being here. To be perfectly honest, the grittiest 
banlieus (urban slums) of Paris are often more high-vibe. 

I'm not knocking your decision to keep interacting with 
people who you *know* intend you ill, and are only feign-
ing civility in between yelling at you, hoping that *either*
of these tactics will tempt you into continuing to interact 
with them. From my point of view, you're fortunate that one 
of them isn't (at the current time) Robin, because then -- 
like Curtis -- you'd have them writing serial short-story 
length diatribes at you and actually expecting you to read
them. The current crop of pissants don't have the attention 
span to do that, so you get off relatively easy. :-)

Whatever floats yer boat...

 
  From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 11:37 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
 you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
 soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
 green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
 ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
 
 What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
 her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
 bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
 that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
 so much SMARTER than you are. 
 
 ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
 who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
 around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
 because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
 look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
 tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 
 
 You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
 I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
 this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
 COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
 ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
 her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
 she (clearly) doesn't even know. 
 
 Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
 laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
 get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
 victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
 to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
 point of view is that they HAVE a victim, and that they 
 are AFFECTING that victim, making them feel bad, being the 
 chronic abusers they are against co-dependent victims who 
 play along by agreeing to feel abused.
 
 If we just LAUGH at them (while pitying them a little for
 the emptiness of a life that renders this their only form
 of entertainment or 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread doctordumbass
Thanks Ann, yeah, it just sort of dribbles out, somehow, and I enjoy the 
process.

As far as Barry, I don't really see the shit he does, for much more than his 
burrowing deeper under the covers. He has put himself under a tremendous 
stress, now that his story is no longer working for him, in general.

Our body, all that goop, knows the truth about us. After all, it has lived 
through it, heard every thought, and felt every feeling. So, when we try to 
bullshit ourselves, which may involve flinging same on others, its gonna 
eventually cause problems. 

We have an expectation as we grow older, things get better, easier, more in 
tune with what makes us happy. But if life goes the other way, and we find 
ourselves more frustrated with age, and basically with everyone, and 
everything, time for some retrospection, challenging of basic assumptions, and 
basically getting out of the way as much as possible. 

Unfortunately for some, the conflict between the once nourishing story of 
themselves, and its current parched reality, cannot be faced, so they continue 
to double down on emptiness, and continue to end up with nothing.  

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@ no_reply@ wrote:
 
  I think Judy and Ann drive you nuts, because they are women. 
  
  Remember what I posted about your mom never finding fault with you, and 
  your dad always doing so? It seems pretty clear that when a woman exposes 
  your lameness, you then feel as if both sexes have given up on you, and you 
  write compensatory garbage, designed to *kill* the messages of inadequacy 
  that you just can't get out of your mind, after all these years.
  
  Sick puppy.
 
 Jim, I think you are one of the more sophisticated posters here and not 
 because I agree with much of what you say or because you apparently 'like' 
 me. Although your observations  and viewpoints can be hard hitting at times 
 you don't appear to ever come from a place of malice or with the intent to 
 stir up shit between anyone. You just say it like you see it, and unlike the 
 post of Barry's below, your posts stand on their own as having no real agenda 
 to incite dissension between different people. You are smart and I believe 
 you to be brave on this forum.
 
 Barry accuses others of piling on in an attempt to 'get' people. He accuses 
 them of all sorts of malevolent intentions below. We also all know that in 
 'real life' Barry wouldn't give Share the time of day (sorry Share, but you 
 know it's true also). Barry has an agenda to 'use' Share for his own ends as 
 evidenced by the post below. He is much worse than the people he berates. He 
 is worse because he doesn't actually care about Share or how many people 
 'gang' up on her, not really. He is using her to promote his own agenda of 
 hate. Barry is never interested in arresting the progress of hurt or 
 misunderstanding in his posts. At best he points out how terrible or wrong 
 someone is for 'going after' another person at worst that impulse is always 
 motivated by a kind of blood lust. Barry thrives on discord and he does a lot 
 here to see that things are not resolved but negativity perpetuated. His 
 'solutions' for those he pretends he cares about, because they are being 
 persecuted by another, are never 'solutions' that involve feeling or 
 understanding or empathy or compromise or willingness to grow or learn from a 
 situation. 
 
 I know you see this very clearly, Jim but some others do not or will not 
 admit that they do. I think really exposing these tactics to the light of day 
 is necessary to illustrate how ugly they are. Those who are unhappy rarely 
 seem to want to encourage happiness in others. For Barry it seems to be all 
 about encouraging others to do the exact opposite of what could result in 
 peaceful resolution. Luckily, Share appeared to respond to Barry very well. I 
 want to write a post to her about that and will.
 
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Earth Day is ending, the lawn
of my lady-parts is still not green.
Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
   
   Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
   you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
   soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
   green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
   ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
   
   What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
   her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
   bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
   that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
   so much SMARTER than you are. 
   
   ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
   who knows what she fantasizes about privately) 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread feste37
Don't believe everything you read, Share. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ann, thank you for kind words but but but...I'm chuckling here because for me 
 there was NO temptation to support further negativity when I read turq's 
 post.  Ergo no, as you say, holding myself to myself or taking a stand or 
 avoiding getting angrier or resisting temptation, etc.  Anyway, I read 
 recently that most men don't like a Brazilian netherly situation.  As far as 
 I'm concerned that right there is reason enough to hug a man whether he's 
 laughing with lizards or not  (-:   
 
 
 
 
  From: Ann awoelflebater@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:49 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Ann, I am in awe!  How do you find these gems?!  Anyway, about the 
  other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse?  I think it's kind 
  of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with lizards.  I mean, if a person 
  could laugh with lizards, they could pretty much laugh about all of it.  
  IMHO.  
 
 I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in the past day or so 
 has been as serious as a curse. The laughing with lizards one I read on one 
 site to mean laughing on the outside, crying on the inside but I am sure 
 there are other meanings as well. I loved the graphic of all those lizards 
 though. I would like to think lizards are not as evil as they appear in that 
 drawing but if they are then you are correct in your last sentence above.
  
  BTW, my little poem did not follow from Judy's behavioral modification 
  suggestion to me.  Nor even from carde's private perspiration 
  situation.  It followed from azgrey's funny musings on what Judy's 
  Yiddish curse might mean and from the fact that it was Earth Day.
 
 Oh, I got lost there. But I like the idea of using Earth Day to get into the 
 subject of woman, and fertility and grass-covered 'nether regions' as you 
 say. Personally, I believe the Brazilian to be over-rated.
 
   But yes, it can get confusing when there is so much er material floating 
 around.  And I agree, poor Buck.  I'm sure he no longer waves at me 
 from Patanjali.   
  
  
  All in all I think FFL had a very and appropriately earthy Earth Day!
  PS  I'm still working on a reply to your post from yesterday.  I know 
  we're all agog for that to appear (-:
 
 Well, I want to say that I thought your response to Barry, in its core 
 message, was right on. You appeared to be holding yourself to yourself in 
 your unwillingness to be drawn into his attempt to make your angrier or to 
 get 'behind' his push for negative feelings between posters. And I believe 
 your outlook with regard to FFL as a learning/teaching environment is a 
 healthy way to look at it. So, thanks for your 'stand' on that in the face of 
 a temptation to support further negativity.
  
  
  
   From: Ann awoelflebater@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:27 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
  
   Earth Day is ending, the lawn
   of my lady-parts is still not green.
   Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  What am I missing here? First we have Carde's sweaty ball syndrome. Now, 
  somehow, we are talking about Share's pubic hair turning green or not 
  turning green. Just how does that follow from blowing something out your 
  ass? (Dear God, Buck will be have apoplexy by now.) Someone, please help 
  me. The best I can come up with is the little anecdotal something I found 
  on the internet:
  
  
  
  
   
   
   
   
   
From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
   
   
   
     
   Dear Share, 
   
   Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
   the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
   I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
   on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
   operation of your lady-parts. 
   
   Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
   He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
   
   Hugs, 
   
   azgrey 
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
   
Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
out your ass?

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:

 Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
 delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
 inability to see 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
FESTE!  Oy vey, which everything I read shouldn't I believe?!  Anyway, I also 
wanted to tell you that my Chiron return wonderful as was yours.  But now it 
seems like a really long time ago (-:
And I wanted to thank you for being so supportive yesterday, and concise and 
clear and funny too.  





 From: feste37 fest...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:42 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
Don't believe everything you read, Share. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ann, thank you for kind words but but but...I'm chuckling here because for me 
 there was NO temptation to support further negativity when I read turq's 
 post.  Ergo no, as you say, holding myself to myself or taking a stand or 
 avoiding getting angrier or resisting temptation, etc.  Anyway, I read 
 recently that most men don't like a Brazilian netherly situation.  As far as 
 I'm concerned that right there is reason enough to hug a man whether he's 
 laughing with lizards or not  (-:   
 
 
 
 
  From: Ann awoelflebater@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:49 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Ann, I am in awe!  How do you find these gems?!  Anyway, about the 
  other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse?  I think it's kind 
  of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with lizards.  I mean, if a person 
  could laugh with lizards, they could pretty much laugh about all of it.  
  IMHO.  
 
 I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in the past day or so 
 has been as serious as a curse. The laughing with lizards one I read on one 
 site to mean laughing on the outside, crying on the inside but I am sure 
 there are other meanings as well. I loved the graphic of all those lizards 
 though. I would like to think lizards are not as evil as they appear in that 
 drawing but if they are then you are correct in your last sentence above.
  
  BTW, my little poem did not follow from Judy's behavioral modification 
  suggestion to me.  Nor even from carde's private perspiration 
  situation.  It followed from azgrey's funny musings on what Judy's 
  Yiddish curse might mean and from the fact that it was Earth Day.
 
 Oh, I got lost there. But I like the idea of using Earth Day to get into the 
 subject of woman, and fertility and grass-covered 'nether regions' as you 
 say. Personally, I believe the Brazilian to be over-rated.
 
   But yes, it can get confusing when there is so much er material floating 
 around.  And I agree, poor Buck.  I'm sure he no longer waves at me 
 from Patanjali.   
  
  
  All in all I think FFL had a very and appropriately earthy Earth Day!
  PS  I'm still working on a reply to your post from yesterday.  I know 
  we're all agog for that to appear (-:
 
 Well, I want to say that I thought your response to Barry, in its core 
 message, was right on. You appeared to be holding yourself to yourself in 
 your unwillingness to be drawn into his attempt to make your angrier or to 
 get 'behind' his push for negative feelings between posters. And I believe 
 your outlook with regard to FFL as a learning/teaching environment is a 
 healthy way to look at it. So, thanks for your 'stand' on that in the face of 
 a temptation to support further negativity.
  
  
  
   From: Ann awoelflebater@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:27 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
  
   Earth Day is ending, the lawn
   of my lady-parts is still not green.
   Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  What am I missing here? First we have Carde's sweaty ball syndrome. Now, 
  somehow, we are talking about Share's pubic hair turning green or not 
  turning green. Just how does that follow from blowing something out your 
  ass? (Dear God, Buck will be have apoplexy by now.) Someone, please help 
  me. The best I can come up with is the little anecdotal something I found 
  on the internet:
  
  
  
  
   
   
   
   
   
From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
   
   
   
     
   Dear Share, 
   
   Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
   the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
   I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
   on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
   operation of your lady-parts. 
   
   Alex might be able to 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
well turq I would miss you if you stopped posting here but OMMV and obviously 
you must do whatever floats yer boat (-:





 From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:40 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 dear my turqish delight and Ann who was looking forward 
 to this reply. BTW Ann, I have another in the queue 4 u. 
 Anyway, turq, thank you because my feelings were hurt 
 when you gave all those kudos to Curtis and Steve yesterday. 

That's called 'ego,' otherwise known as 'self-importance.' 
You'll get over it. Either that, or you won't. :-)

 But I think I've learned a thing or two here at the Funny 
 Farm Lounge so I simply enjoyed myself, hopefully not being 
 mean spirited in the process and Bob's your uncle! Here we are!
 
 If you're saying that I shouldn't let them matter to me in 
 an unhealthy way, then I totally agree with you. But turq, 
 I gotta let them matter to me, you know, in a healthy way, 
 even if I don't like how they're acting. 

If you feel that you have so much time remaining in your
life that you feel OK spending it interacting with people
who are only trying to set you up for the next time they
can vent their own unhappiness on you and yell at you, so
be it. You *know* in advance that this is what is going to
happen. So if you continue to interact with them, some part
of you *enjoys* being yelled at. Cool, I guess. Some people
enjoy being tied up and whipped, or engaging in orgies with
dwarves and small rodents. It's an odd planet, and there
is room for pretty much any kind of kinkiness. :-)

 I think it might be my biggest life lesson, whatever the 
 heck that is! In this project, FFL is a great classroom, 
 wicked grin. 

As I said, whatever floats yer boat. Better you wasting
your time with these people than me.

 Hope your project is on schedule, going well, being fun, etc.

All of the above. Paris has been an utter delight, both at
work and away from it. The contrast it provides to FFL and
the normal conversations here makes me feel less and less 
like being here. To be perfectly honest, the grittiest 
banlieus (urban slums) of Paris are often more high-vibe. 

I'm not knocking your decision to keep interacting with 
people who you *know* intend you ill, and are only feign-
ing civility in between yelling at you, hoping that *either*
of these tactics will tempt you into continuing to interact 
with them. From my point of view, you're fortunate that one 
of them isn't (at the current time) Robin, because then -- 
like Curtis -- you'd have them writing serial short-story 
length diatribes at you and actually expecting you to read
them. The current crop of pissants don't have the attention 
span to do that, so you get off relatively easy. :-)

Whatever floats yer boat...

 
  From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 11:37 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
 you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
 soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
 green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
 ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
 
 What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
 her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
 bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
 that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
 so much SMARTER than you are. 
 
 ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
 who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
 around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
 because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
 look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
 tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 
 
 You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
 I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
 this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
 COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
 ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
 her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
 she (clearly) doesn't even know. 
 
 Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
 laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
 get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
 victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
 to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
 point of view is that 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread card


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ann, thank you for kind words but but but...I'm chuckling here because for me 
 there was NO temptation to support further negativity when I read turq's 
 post.  Ergo no, as you say, holding myself to myself or taking a stand or 
 avoiding getting angrier or resisting temptation, etc.  Anyway, I read 
 recently that most men don't like a Brazilian netherly situation.''

Hmmm men who do (like the full version), *might* well be closet 
pedophiles?? :o





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread doctordumbass
Share, He trots this little drama out from time to time, when he becomes 
overwrought by his inability to interact gracefully on FFL. No need to fret, I 
assure you. He needs this place like a Turquoise Bee needs honey.

However on second read, your reply does sound a bit like, sorry to see you go, 
but don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out. :-)

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 well turq I would miss you if you stopped posting here but OMMV and obviously 
 you must do whatever floats yer boat (-:
 
 
 
 
 
  From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:40 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  dear my turqish delight and Ann who was looking forward 
  to this reply. BTW Ann, I have another in the queue 4 u. 
  Anyway, turq, thank you because my feelings were hurt 
  when you gave all those kudos to Curtis and Steve yesterday. 
 
 That's called 'ego,' otherwise known as 'self-importance.' 
 You'll get over it. Either that, or you won't. :-)
 
  But I think I've learned a thing or two here at the Funny 
  Farm Lounge so I simply enjoyed myself, hopefully not being 
  mean spirited in the process and Bob's your uncle! Here we are!
  
  If you're saying that I shouldn't let them matter to me in 
  an unhealthy way, then I totally agree with you. But turq, 
  I gotta let them matter to me, you know, in a healthy way, 
  even if I don't like how they're acting. 
 
 If you feel that you have so much time remaining in your
 life that you feel OK spending it interacting with people
 who are only trying to set you up for the next time they
 can vent their own unhappiness on you and yell at you, so
 be it. You *know* in advance that this is what is going to
 happen. So if you continue to interact with them, some part
 of you *enjoys* being yelled at. Cool, I guess. Some people
 enjoy being tied up and whipped, or engaging in orgies with
 dwarves and small rodents. It's an odd planet, and there
 is room for pretty much any kind of kinkiness. :-)
 
  I think it might be my biggest life lesson, whatever the 
  heck that is! In this project, FFL is a great classroom, 
  wicked grin. 
 
 As I said, whatever floats yer boat. Better you wasting
 your time with these people than me.
 
  Hope your project is on schedule, going well, being fun, etc.
 
 All of the above. Paris has been an utter delight, both at
 work and away from it. The contrast it provides to FFL and
 the normal conversations here makes me feel less and less 
 like being here. To be perfectly honest, the grittiest 
 banlieus (urban slums) of Paris are often more high-vibe. 
 
 I'm not knocking your decision to keep interacting with 
 people who you *know* intend you ill, and are only feign-
 ing civility in between yelling at you, hoping that *either*
 of these tactics will tempt you into continuing to interact 
 with them. From my point of view, you're fortunate that one 
 of them isn't (at the current time) Robin, because then -- 
 like Curtis -- you'd have them writing serial short-story 
 length diatribes at you and actually expecting you to read
 them. The current crop of pissants don't have the attention 
 span to do that, so you get off relatively easy. :-)
 
 Whatever floats yer boat...
 
  
   From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 11:37 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Earth Day is ending, the lawn
   of my lady-parts is still not green.
   Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
  you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
  soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
  green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
  ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
  
  What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
  her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
  bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
  that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
  so much SMARTER than you are. 
  
  ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
  who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
  around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
  because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
  look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
  tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 
  
  You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
  I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
  this drives her stark raving bonkers. She 

[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ok, Judy I'm busted! That's what I get for being such a
 scaredy cat and not translating the Yiddish bellybutton
 sutra til just now. Anyway, I was scratching my head,
 wondering why you mentioned bellybutton in a later post.
 Mystery solved!

Yes, well, you learned a little something about yourself, about me, and maybe 
even about your purported supporters, who apparently managed to convince you of 
something they knew wasn't true--that I had melted down and been reduced to 
sputtering Yiddish insults because I was jealous of you (??) and furious that 
you refused to interact with me (???).

As with your friend who made up a story about my friendship with Robin being 
based on despising Barry, you might want to think twice before trusting in 
these well wishers again.

Bottom line, there are people on FFL you can trust, and those you can't. The 
former include (but are not necessarily limited to) Alex, sparaig, 
doctordumbass, Bhairitu, salyavin, laughinggull, Xeno, Ann, Emily, raunchy, and 
me. Some of us may give you a hard time now and then, and sometimes we make 
inadvertent mistakes, but we'll never lie to you or try to mislead you. (And if 
we use irony, it isn't intended to confuse you; we expect you to get it.)

Just for the record, BTW, there's no such thing as a bad transliteration of 
Yiddish in anything but a formal context (as Barry knows). Many Yiddish words 
can be and are spelled multiple ways (e.g., tukas, tukus, tucas, tucus, tochis, 
toches, tochas, tochus, tuchas, tuches, tuchis). Often a particular spelling 
reflects a regional pronunciation. Sometimes a word has come to be spelled a 
particular way by custom, and it's spelled like that in formal contexts even 
though it doesn't follow the approved scholarly transliteration system. 
Another reason there are so many variant spellings in Yiddish is that while the 
language is primarily a combination of Hebrew and medieval German, it also has 
lots of loan words from many different languages, and those words are usually 
spelled phonetically.






 OTOH I think it was all part of life's mischievous way of plotting to get me 
 to write that little ditty about lawns and lady parts which was fun for me to 
 compose and hopefully for others to read.  And
  I've expanded it!  Stay tuned Funny Farm Lounge lizards ha ha! 
 
 May you marry a doctor.  Which is the only other Yiddish saying I know.  I 
 hope it's not an insult?  Jeez, how can a half Irish shiksha like me keep 
 up?!  
 
 
 
 
  From: authfriend authfriend@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:29 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Ann, I am in awe! How do you find these gems?! Anyway, about
   the other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse? I
   think it's kind of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with
   lizards. I mean, if a person could laugh with lizards, they
   could pretty much laugh about all of it. IMHO.
  
  I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in
  the past day or so has been as serious as a curse.
 
 Judaism forbids cursing, as it happens. Yiddish *insults*,
 however, are a high art. They're typically witty and
 creative, but they can get pretty nasty. The ones I used
 (none was a blessing) are among the very mildest. I mean,
 if one feels one has been cursed by Thank you very much
 in your bellybutton, one is in a bad way.
 
 Here's a little essay on the Yiddish curse:
 
 http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48929782.html





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:
(snip)
 Barry accuses others of piling on in an attempt to 'get'
 people. He accuses them of all sorts of malevolent intentions
 below.

The interesting thing about Barry is that in many if not
most cases, his critical descriptions of the people he
doesn't like are actually descriptions of what he himself
does (e.g., pile on in an attempt to get people). It's
as if he thought he could exonerate himself of his
terrible behavior by projecting it on us.

Next time he posts one of his rants, try reading it as
criticism of him written by someone else. You'll find
it rings much more true than when it's purportedly
about us.

It just cracks me up when he pleads with others not to
interact with us, to ignore us, given that so many
of his posts are *about* us. Does he write those posts
in his sleep and forget he's written them when he wakes
up?




[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-22 Thread Ann

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
What am I missing here? First we have Carde's sweaty ball syndrome. Now,
somehow, we are talking about Share's pubic hair turning green or not
turning green. Just how does that follow from blowing something out
your ass? (Dear God, Buck will be have apoplexy by now.) Someone,
please help me. The best I can come up with is the little anecdotal
something I found on the internet:







 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL



 Â
 Dear Share,

 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the
 operation of your lady-parts.

 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker.
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment.

 Hugs,

 azgrey

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm
allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
  
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own
   posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
   the dishonesty or acknowledge it.
  
   (And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
  
 




[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-22 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?

Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)

What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
so much SMARTER than you are. 

ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 

You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
she (clearly) doesn't even know. 

Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
point of view is that they HAVE a victim, and that they 
are AFFECTING that victim, making them feel bad, being the 
chronic abusers they are against co-dependent victims who 
play along by agreeing to feel abused.

If we just LAUGH at them (while pitying them a little for
the emptiness of a life that renders this their only form
of entertainment or fulfillment) and go on living our
lives AS IF THEY SIMPLY DIDN'T MATTER, sooner or later 
one or more of them might catch a clue and realize that
THEY DON'T. 

 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
  
 Dear Share, 
 
 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
 operation of your lady-parts. 
 
 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
 
 Hugs, 
 
 azgrey 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
   
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
   posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
   the dishonesty or acknowledge it.
   
   (And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-22 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
 you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
 soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
 green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
 ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
 
 What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
 her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
 bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
 that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
 so much SMARTER than you are. 
 
 ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
 who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
 around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
 because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
 look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
 tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 
 
 You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
 I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
 this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
 COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
 ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
 her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
 she (clearly) doesn't even know. 
 
 Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
 laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
 get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
 victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
 to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
 point of view is that they HAVE a victim, and that they 
 are AFFECTING that victim, making them feel bad, being the 
 chronic abusers they are against co-dependent victims who 
 play along by agreeing to feel abused.
 
 If we just LAUGH at them (while pitying them a little for
 the emptiness of a life that renders this their only form
 of entertainment or fulfillment) and go on living our
 lives AS IF THEY SIMPLY DIDN'T MATTER, sooner or later 
 one or more of them might catch a clue and realize that
 THEY DON'T. 
 

Share has just been given a golden opportunity with this post of yours Barry. 
Let's see what she does with it, shall we?
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
   
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
 likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
 is neither present nor likely,

Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
the dishonesty or acknowledge it.

(And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-22 Thread card

Whoa! A Shakespearess is born?? :D


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 
 
 
 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
  
 
 
   
 Dear Share, 
 
 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
 operation of your lady-parts. 
 
 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
 
 Hugs, 
 
 azgrey 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
   
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
   posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
   the dishonesty or acknowledge it.
   
   (And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-22 Thread authfriend
Share, you should believe every word Barry says
here. He's speaking entirely objectively and from
long experience with me.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
 you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
 soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
 green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
 ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
 
 What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
 her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
 bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
 that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
 so much SMARTER than you are. 
 
 ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
 who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
 around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
 because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
 look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
 tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 
 
 You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
 I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
 this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
 COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
 ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
 her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
 she (clearly) doesn't even know. 
 
 Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
 laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
 get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
 victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
 to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
 point of view is that they HAVE a victim, and that they 
 are AFFECTING that victim, making them feel bad, being the 
 chronic abusers they are against co-dependent victims who 
 play along by agreeing to feel abused.
 
 If we just LAUGH at them (while pitying them a little for
 the emptiness of a life that renders this their only form
 of entertainment or fulfillment) and go on living our
 lives AS IF THEY SIMPLY DIDN'T MATTER, sooner or later 
 one or more of them might catch a clue and realize that
 THEY DON'T. 
 
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
   
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
 likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
 is neither present nor likely,

Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
the dishonesty or acknowledge it.

(And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-22 Thread authfriend
BTW, I never meant to insult your ladyparts. It's
my understanding that asses and bellybuttons are
common to both genders. So if you do find your
ladyparts turning green, it's not my doing.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 Share, you should believe every word Barry says
 here. He's speaking entirely objectively and from
 long experience with me.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Earth Day is ending, the lawn
   of my lady-parts is still not green.
   Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
  you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
  soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
  green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
  ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
  
  What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
  her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
  bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
  that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
  so much SMARTER than you are. 
  
  ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
  who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
  around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
  because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
  look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
  tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 
  
  You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
  I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
  this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
  COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
  ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
  her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
  she (clearly) doesn't even know. 
  
  Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
  laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
  get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
  victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
  to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
  point of view is that they HAVE a victim, and that they 
  are AFFECTING that victim, making them feel bad, being the 
  chronic abusers they are against co-dependent victims who 
  play along by agreeing to feel abused.
  
  If we just LAUGH at them (while pitying them a little for
  the emptiness of a life that renders this their only form
  of entertainment or fulfillment) and go on living our
  lives AS IF THEY SIMPLY DIDN'T MATTER, sooner or later 
  one or more of them might catch a clue and realize that
  THEY DON'T. 
  
   
From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL

   Dear Share, 
   
   Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
   the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
   I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
   on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
   operation of your lady-parts. 
   
   Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
   He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
   
   Hugs, 
   
   azgrey 
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
   
Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
out your ass?

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

 Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
 delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
 inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
(snip)

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 (snip)
  from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
  to dishonesty.
 (snip)
  *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
  likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
  is neither present nor likely,
 
 Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
 number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
 recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
 including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
 posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
 the dishonesty or acknowledge it.
 
 (And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)