Re: [lace-chat] Re: [lace] Re: Raffle

2008-11-01 Thread David in Ballarat
has some metallic stuff in them, and are also fuzzy, so they're quite outrageous! But they sure were fun to wear, and kept my feet nice and warm too! And here's me busy knitting my own! LOL Will have to design a spider motif - I can feel it in my water. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send

Re: [lace-chat] pumpkin recipes?

2008-09-24 Thread David in Ballarat
them, cut lids, scoop out the seeds, and bake them with a ricotta custard or apple/raisin/sausage filling. Their flesh is creamier and more flavorful than pie pumpkin. Love, Julie via David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat

Re: [lace-chat] tapioca pudding and other desserts

2008-08-29 Thread David in Ballarat
What's for dessert? But that could include such gorgeous things as cold Pavolva, or hot or cold lemon meringue pie - anything sweet following the main course. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help

Re: [lace-chat] Help - I'm surrounded by men!!!

2008-07-06 Thread David in Ballarat
the rest of my hair!!! Once again - thank God for a bit of sanity on Arachne :) David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Re: origin of a word

2008-06-12 Thread David in Ballarat
At 02:21 AM 13/06/2008, Tamara P Duvall wrote: On Jun 12, 2008, at 11:47, David in Ballarat wrote: The ive ending is usually reserved for adjectives. Know any other similar examples of nouns? Prerogative. Palliative. Motive. All function as both nouns and adjectives, as does detective. I

Re: [lace-chat] mandoline

2008-01-29 Thread David in Ballarat
that might help me actually make use of my investment? To me a mandolin is rather like a banjo and certainly does NOT have any blades. So I've no idea what you're talking about :) David in Ballarat All thumbs, suffering from buyer's remorse, To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED

Re: [lace-chat] Re Buddy map

2007-10-08 Thread David in Ballarat
old - and the houses are only blocks from each other. Nice shot. So how far south of you is the USA border. Doesn't look very far. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Re: Buddy map

2007-10-07 Thread David in Ballarat
At 03:31 AM 8/10/2007, Avital wrote: LOL! Miriam Gidron says that you can see the roof tiles of her place with Google Earth. You could see the washing on my line if I had one :) David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Re: Buddy map

2007-10-07 Thread David in Ballarat
I wonder if that mis-direction is on purpose; something ordered by the Homeland Security... Hmmm - don't know. Here are the co-ordinates for my house if anyone wants to look:- 37°33'20.80S 143°52'7.55E David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line

Re: [lace-chat] MORE Childhood Rhymes Chants

2007-08-17 Thread David in Ballarat
you mother for sixpence etc. That was the dirtiest joke I knew at Primary School :) - learned a few more later one David in Ballarat Oh, ASK your mother for fifty cents to see the elephant climb the fence the higher he climbs the more you can see of his

Re: [lace-chat] MORE Childhood Rhymes Chants

2007-08-12 Thread David in Ballarat
Heather, No one has mentioned one I remember from my childhood (late 60's). This was a 'clapping' song - two girls faced one another and clapped their hands together, crossing arms etc in a pattern. The verse was: Miss Mary Mack, Mack Mack, Had silver buttons all down her back, back,

Re: [lace-chat] Re: MORE Childhood Rhymes Chants

2007-08-09 Thread David in Ballarat
by an Englishman, not a Welshman... There's nothing more uplifting than a bit of neighbourly love :) I'd say you're pretty spot-on there. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] Re: MORE Childhood Rhymes Chants

2007-08-09 Thread David in Ballarat
Pandy sugary candy French almond raisin rock. I can even remember how to do that one Another favourite was:- Wash the dishes, dry the dishes, turn the dishes over - bit like oranges and lemons game David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace

Re: [lace-chat] Re: the word up

2007-06-25 Thread David in Ballarat
And a button, too, is sewn down, I think. In Australia a button is sewn on :) Then there's that confusing little phrase turn up, which can of course mean: to turn up one's cuffs, or to turn up (arrive) at a turn out (or party). David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] re: the word up

2007-06-24 Thread David in Ballarat
meaning I reckon. I wonder why it is: - we sew up a seam or a tear, and never sew it down :) - we tie up our shoe laces and parcels, but there's nothing up about that at all - we scrub up for surgery (and down and all around the twiddly bits) Just a few David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email

Re: [lace-chat] English as it is Spoked

2007-05-14 Thread David in Ballarat
, advance, expand, etc. I've even heard it used with reference to growing the audience numbers - ahead of has replaced: prior to, before - in back of has replaced: after, following, behind. Just thoughts, David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line

Re: [lace-chat] grammar and spoked Henglish

2007-05-14 Thread David in Ballarat
to use as many prepositions as possible. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Co-incidence

2007-04-08 Thread David in Ballarat
. For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs. That's great! says the woman, How did you manage that? I switched cocks, he replied. She smiled and said, What a coincidence! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line

Re: [lace-chat] Latin translations

2007-04-08 Thread David in Ballarat
Dear Jean, I think you'll find that towards death in Latin is ad mortem What a difference once little letter can make :) Can't recall what morem is though. David in Ballarat Seeing the attempts at translating old Italian from Le Pompe reminded me of the motto for Poole (the town where I live

[lace-chat] Murphy's Other Laws

2007-04-07 Thread David in Ballarat
start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send

[lace-chat] Archaic Saying

2007-04-05 Thread David in Ballarat
, a staunch Presbyterian who never swore in his life, had a saying which he used when the occasion demanded. You have to use the appropriate intonation to get the full effect, but he would curse in his loudest voice: Cheese rice, a muddy bucket of pitch David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send

[lace-chat] Men again

2007-04-05 Thread David in Ballarat
that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Lace - Tonder/Bucks

2007-04-03 Thread David in Ballarat
working both kinds of lace. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Interesting Quiz

2007-03-24 Thread David in Ballarat
AND ENJOY THE BREEZE David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Excellent medical advice

2007-03-20 Thread David in Ballarat
EXCELLENT MEDICAL ADVICE !! Thought you should know this, just in case. American Medical Association researchers have made a Remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends

[lace-chat] Outback Adventures

2007-03-18 Thread David in Ballarat
, but will take some days to establish my old routines again. First off, I MUST commence practising Vaughan-Williams' In Windsor Forest for a concert in July. Bye now Love David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] Outback Adventures P.S.

2007-03-18 Thread David in Ballarat
flattened, huge water tanks on their sides. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] good old days

2007-02-12 Thread David in Ballarat
, that's how a lot of ours comes presented in public loos - white though. David in Ballarat - unsubbing tomorrow Alice in Oregon -- where the sun just peeked out a bit To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

[lace-chat] Good old days - dunnies

2007-02-12 Thread David in Ballarat
as kids etc. I used to have a ball making bonfies with the used matches and once even set the dunny can on fire !!! :) My primary school (7 - 11 years) was next to a paper factory that produced soft toilet rolls. Scot something I think it was. Scot Bonner rings a bell :) David in Ballarat

[lace-chat] Nothing for a week

2007-02-12 Thread David in Ballarat
the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: Are you going to tell him, or should I? David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Irish humour

2007-02-09 Thread David in Ballarat
wearing a condom David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Attitude

2007-02-08 Thread David in Ballarat
Attitude There once was a woman who woke up one morning, Looked in the mirror, And noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well, she said, I think I'll braid my hair today. So she did And She Had A Wonderful Day. The next day she woke up, Looked in the mirror And saw that she had

[lace-chat] Marriage

2007-02-06 Thread David in Ballarat
Marriage - (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you

[lace-chat] Seniors Humour

2007-02-06 Thread David in Ballarat
and said, You're really doing great, aren't you? Maurice replied, Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' The doctor said, I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' ___ David in Ballarat

[lace-chat] Health Tips :)

2007-01-30 Thread David in Ballarat
DON'T KNOW WHAT DOCTOR WROTE THIS, BUT I LIKE HIM! .. HEALTH QUESTION ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding

[lace-chat] A Difficult Question

2007-01-30 Thread David in Ballarat
, the mother said. Did he send their parents, too? asked the child. Yes, Dear, He did, said the mother patiently. So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] Only in Australia - old repeat

2007-01-28 Thread David in Ballarat
Although Australia Day was on Jan 26th, this oldie is worth repeating for the occasion. David in Ballarat HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way

[lace-chat] Maths

2007-01-23 Thread David in Ballarat
to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Doctor's waiting room

2007-01-11 Thread David in Ballarat
erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] English cricket humour - risque

2007-01-08 Thread David in Ballarat
work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. No said Billy, He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

[lace-chat] Blonde Logic

2007-01-08 Thread David in Ballarat
friend said, Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that? HELLLOOO.., answered the blond. They're watch dogs David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Martha versus Muriel

2007-01-07 Thread David in Ballarat
cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Muriel Leftover wine??? HELLO !!! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Custody Drama

2007-01-06 Thread David in Ballarat
have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English cricket Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] A Beautiful Christmas Salad

2006-12-24 Thread David in Ballarat
- a small squeeze of lemon - teaspoon of sweet chilli sauce (or sambal oelek if you like a bit of heat) - mix well and pour over salad. - Yummooo David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help

[lace-chat] Duties of Wives

2006-12-21 Thread David in Ballarat
the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Australian Women ... David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] How it all began

2006-12-16 Thread David in Ballarat
. Truly... ! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Why Men Are Happier

2006-12-15 Thread David in Ballarat
do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat

[lace-chat] Scorching

2006-12-14 Thread David in Ballarat
it is scorching that it burns. This was demonstrated to happen at a temperature quite a bit lower than that at which nylon melted. Your comments please. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

[no subject]

2006-12-13 Thread David in Ballarat
, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven. Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Scotland. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL

[lace-chat] 20 things which define Australia

2006-12-12 Thread David in Ballarat
1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm. 2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you. 3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that can't be improved by a sausage sizzle. 4. If the guy next to you is swearing

[lace-chat] Florida Burglary

2006-12-12 Thread David in Ballarat
blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Getting Even

2006-12-12 Thread David in Ballarat
wife's pussy doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is! Then he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Britishism?

2006-12-11 Thread David in Ballarat
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Re: [lace-chat] hot weather

2006-12-11 Thread David in Ballarat
to think up answers in advance :) David in Ballarat - hard to believe the temp was only 20C today :) To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] A Happy Woman

2006-12-11 Thread David in Ballarat
on the bed and says, I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year- old. The husband replies, What did he say about your 55-year old arse? Your name never came up, dear she replied. David

[lace-chat] Victoria is ablaze

2006-12-09 Thread David in Ballarat
://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/incidents/incident_updates.htm David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Amazing French Mime Artist

2006-12-04 Thread David in Ballarat
Dear Friends, If you can download longer videos (8 minutes), this one is a must:- http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xf9oo_jerome-murat I have never seen anything like this bloke and the music is also to die for. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing

[lace-chat] Mammogram Poem - risque

2006-12-04 Thread David in Ballarat
getting steam rolled. If I had no problem when I came in, I surely have one now. If there had been a cyst in there, It would have gone ker-pow! This machine was created by a man, Of this, I have no doubt. I'd like to stick his balls in there, And, see how THEY come out! David in Ballarat

[lace-chat] Trivia

2006-12-04 Thread David in Ballarat
Some oldies and some newies David Subject: SEC: UNCLASSIFIED:- FW: unclassified: Trivia In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have the rule of thumb ---

[lace-chat] About Men

2006-12-03 Thread David in Ballarat
be the married ones.) David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Wrapping presents with a Cat

2006-12-03 Thread David in Ballarat
, untie box and remove cat. 41.. Go to store and buy a gift bag David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Australian wildflower photos

2006-12-02 Thread David in Ballarat
Dear friends, that same photographer who did the buildings of Ballarat (David MORRISON) has just set up another new website showing his gorgeous photos of Australian wild flowers. http://people.aapt.net.au/~davidmorrison/album2/ Enjoy David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Photos of Ballarat

2006-11-30 Thread David in Ballarat
Dear Friends, If anyone would like to see some stunning photos of Ballarat, go to this newly set up website. http://people.aapt.net.au/~davidmorrison/album/index.html David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED

[lace-chat] Blonde humour

2006-11-29 Thread David in Ballarat
for a couple of days. I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, And where do you think you're going?(You're gonna love this. ) She said, I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send

[lace-chat] For Dog Lovers

2006-11-23 Thread David in Ballarat
had kept his vigil and no-one knew how old he was when the farmer died. Edinburgh mourned Bobby, its greatest tourist attraction, and a memorial was erected in the churchyard in his memory. Author : Petcare Information and Advisory Service Australia David in Ballarat

[lace-chat] Christmas Party humour

2006-11-22 Thread David in Ballarat
FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 4th November 2006 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 22nd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar

[lace-chat] A bag of lollies

2006-11-15 Thread David in Ballarat
A 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down. I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car, said the driver. No way, get stuffed, replied the boy. How about a bag of lollies and $10? asked the driver. I said no way,

[lace-chat] Elaborate Funeral

2006-11-14 Thread David in Ballarat
Elaborate Funeral Jim had a will that provided $ 30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Mary Ann, turned to her sister, Shelly, and said: Well, I'm sure Jim would be pleased. I'm sure you're right, replied Shelly, who lowered her voice and leaned

[lace-chat] Exercise for seniors

2006-11-13 Thread David in Ballarat
feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Choir - Vaughan-Williams

2006-11-05 Thread David in Ballarat
square, 6 edging. Will post some pics when it's done. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [lace-chat] genealogy

2006-11-01 Thread David in Ballarat
NOT professional researchers and are often satisfied with a nominal donation. Once I even sent a packet of Tim Tam biscuits for the morning tea fund of the PRO on the isle of Wight, from whence the COLLYERs hail. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line

[lace-chat] Butter versus Margarine

2006-10-29 Thread David in Ballarat
Dear Friends, I haven't checked the validity of the discussion below - merely forwarding David in Ballarat Subject: Can't believe we eat this stuff! Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research

[lace-chat] Paddy the Blonde

2006-10-18 Thread David in Ballarat
the flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off. Mick said: Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email

[lace-chat] SKYPE Again

2006-10-17 Thread David in Ballarat
:) :) :) Thanks David in Ballarat, Australia To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Out of the mouths of babes

2006-10-15 Thread David in Ballarat
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they

[lace-chat] Humour

2006-10-11 Thread David in Ballarat
. What about her? Well, one day she charged me with rape, and I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty. So, the judge gave me 30 days for perjury. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help

[lace-chat] Ponderisms

2006-10-08 Thread David in Ballarat
you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] A Fine Explanation

2006-10-06 Thread David in Ballarat
to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use? David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] The Sermon

2006-09-30 Thread David in Ballarat
silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything Then all of a sudden, way from in the back ! of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing PRECIOUS MEMORIES. Gotta Love Little Old Ladies. David

[lace-chat] The Homeless Woman

2006-09-28 Thread David in Ballarat
like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] A Difficult Day update

2006-09-28 Thread David in Ballarat
Dear Friends, Thank you all for your kind words. Today has been very frustrating trying to communicate with the Vet! Have finally determined that Barbara's fractures and dislocations are very complex and even if they tried a reconstruction (at around AUS $2000) it would most probably fail.

[lace-chat] Perks of being over 50

2006-09-28 Thread David in Ballarat
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left

[lace-chat] A Difficult Day

2006-09-27 Thread David in Ballarat
a front one which they use so much for grooming, digging holes etc. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Words Women Use

2006-09-26 Thread David in Ballarat
and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you.. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing

[lace-chat] Cardiologist Humour

2006-09-25 Thread David in Ballarat
the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.I'm a gynecologist. The proctologist fainted. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Pastor's Business Card

2006-09-24 Thread David in Ballarat
. Genesis 3:10 reads, I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I Was naked. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Dictionary for 2

2006-09-23 Thread David in Ballarat
one TV channel to another. Male.A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] English analogies

2006-09-22 Thread David in Ballarat
of woe? The young man answered, Giddyup David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Scraping the Barrel

2006-09-19 Thread David in Ballarat
it? Pepe...ees not a bacon tree... Ees Ees Ees Eees a Ham Bush. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] AUS Humour

2006-09-18 Thread David in Ballarat
asked. The weatherman replied, There are reports that the Aboriginals are collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL

[lace-chat] Humour - risque.

2006-09-10 Thread David in Ballarat
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, Do you Know me? To which she replies, I think your the father of

[lace-chat] Australian Humour

2006-08-29 Thread David in Ballarat
. I got it for my husband. The Aboriginal woman was silent for another moment. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, Good trade. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write

Re: [lace-chat] Names and titles

2006-08-28 Thread David in Ballarat
walks on 2 legs and writes English at least. David in Ballarat Lise-Aurore Lise-Aurore Lapalme, PhD [EMAIL PROTECTED] (613) 995-9065 facsimile/télécopieur (613) 992-8581 Natural Resources Canada/Ressources naturelles Canada 580 Booth, Ottawa, Ontario K1A 0E4 Government of Canada/Gouvernement

Fwd: [lace-chat] Gender of names

2006-08-27 Thread David in Ballarat
in Australia - although I am aware of it in the USA. You are correct in the spellings of Leslie and Lesley. However, there is no fixed rule and I have seen both used for M F. Same applies to Francis and Frances. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing

Re: [lace-chat] Women's married names

2006-08-25 Thread David in Ballarat
and was only too proud to adopt his name and be known as his wife. The only time I recall hearing her referred to as Mrs. Jean COLLYER was when she was being acknowledged as the Church organist! David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace

Re: [lace-chat] Surnames/firstnames

2006-08-24 Thread David in Ballarat
: never anything different with those two. David in Ballarat -- bye for now Bev in Sooke, BC (on Vancouver Island, west coast of Canada) Cdn. floral bobbins www.woodhavenbobbins.com To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help

Re: [lace-chat] footy thanks

2006-08-17 Thread David in Ballarat
At 02:50 PM 17/08/2006, you wrote: David and other helpful folk, Thanks for the explanations of footy. I love learning new lingo! \ Well - much as I loathe the game - there is heaps more lingo associated with it if you're interested :) - positions on the field such as ruck, wing, half

[lace-chat] Squirrel Grasshopper

2006-08-17 Thread David in Ballarat
The Squirrel The Grasshopper REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the Summer away. Come winter, the

[lace-chat] even more humour

2006-08-15 Thread David in Ballarat
The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! You know, he said, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? No, she replies. . . . . You just happened to catch my eye. (oh shut up, and just forward it!) David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email

[lace-chat] humour

2006-08-14 Thread David in Ballarat
: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery. David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

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