Re: PIMB THC-shirts

2001-01-18 Thread Redvers Davies

> Water pipes/bongs are actually worse than joints for avoiding nasty stuff in
> the smoke: THC is more soluble in the water than tar so you end up reducing

So do people smoke the stuff (as opposed to consumption) for convenience
or maybe the familiarity of the ritual of smoking?



Re: thoth

2001-01-18 Thread Philip Newton

Mark Rogaski wrote:
> An entity claiming to be Roger Burton West 
> ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> : 
> : Mail me privately for a URL of a working thoth installation.
> 
> That would be c.l.p.m ... unless of course you aren't 
> referring to Tom.

I think he doesn't use that appellation any more. BICBW.

Cheers,
Philip



Re: thoth

2001-01-18 Thread Mark Rogaski

An entity claiming to be Roger Burton West ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
: 
: Mail me privately for a URL of a working thoth installation.
: 

That would be c.l.p.m ... unless of course you aren't referring to Tom.

Mark

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techmeet aftermath

2001-01-18 Thread alex


Thanks to all for visiting our humble factory.  I hope you all enjoyed it
as much as I.

We have gained a set of whiteboard pens, and a pile of andy wardley's
notes.  Any takers?

The slight downside was a brief invasion by a unshaven fellow clutching a
can of tennants extra.  He asked if he could watch andy wardley talk for a
while (well, he didn't actually know his name afaik), but after a few
minutes I asked him to leave as he was looking around our office in a
worrying way.  I'm pretty sure he didn't pick up anything before I noticed
him there though...

Err, apologies if that person was actually a perl monger...

Anyway, Paul and Philip (the hosts) where very impressed with the
enthusiastic atmosphere, and would be happy for london.pm to come by
again.

A couple of references for my (rather sketchy) talk...

http://slub.org/   - a generative music collaboration between
 ade ward and myself
http://generative.net/ - various things, including a discussion of Data
 Beautification with MIDI::Realtime
http://sound-hack.org/ - various things
http://sound-hack.org/MIDI/Realtime.pm
   - better version than CPAN (sorry)

I am happy to discuss this stuff in greater detail off-list, or in the
generative art mailing list 'eu-gene' at generative.net.

Best,

Alex






Re: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Paul Makepeace

From: "Benjamin Holzman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Or perhaps "even more elite than 31337".

31337++ (Read: "leet plus plus") :-) 

Paul





Re: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Benjamin Holzman

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 12:06:29PM +, Robin Houston wrote:
> TERRORISTS.NET.IS.SO.FUCKING.31338.NET
> 
> I like 31338.net - as thought 31337.net had already gone,
> so they just went for the next one up.

Or perhaps "even more elite than 31337".

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Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg Cope

Robin Szemeti wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 18 Jan 2001, you wrote:
> 
> > Having something to crash on when pulling an all-nighter is, IMO, a bad
> > idea as it encourages pulling all-nighters.  You just don't write good
> > code at 2 in the morning, and end up spending just as much time untangling
> > it as you did writing it in the first place.
> 
> yes and no. If you need to do an allnighter and its unavoidable (due to a
> client suddenly changing ther mind) then theres no problem doing it ..
> just charge em bigtime!
> 
> Personally I have done (thinks) about 4 this year ... two of them due to
> sudden arrival of previously unannounced deadline .. (result: badly
> implemented crap code, stress, huge costs and a re write a week later)
> and 2 because I was just so tied up in it and it was going so well that I
> didn;t want to stop .. so I didn't ... the code from the latter is
> untouched to date and some of the better code I've written.
> 
> There is nothing wrong per-se with working on into the night ... the lack
> of interruption and no pesky phones ringing can be the ideal time to
> engross yourself in the trickiest and most complex of problems ... but
> trying to hack something together whilst knackered is a recipie for
> disaster. My motto: if it feels good, do it.  Code when you feel at your
> most productive, if you don;t think your minds on the job bale out and
> play.  One of the reason I hated a 9 to 5 job was people asking me to do
> hard things before lunchtime and having to quit doing hard things because
> it was 5:00.
> 
> > And in any case, if you
> > *need* to work all night, there's something wrong with the project
> > management.
> 
> no matter how well planned the project I have yet to find a client who
> hasn;t kept some small but deadly surprise as a secret to throw in just
> when they know its getting close. Some of these bombshells are smaller
> than others .. but they always seem to be there, waiting ... no problem
> .. just expect em an be prepared .. and charge em BigTime :)

Have you done much stuff under a DSDM style - ie. qrite a quick protype
and then iterate on that ? (massive internal rewrites are allowed under
this as it tries to stress the interface / functionality not the
internal implentation)

Greg

> 
> I would be VERY interrested in working on a project managed by the XP
> method. It sounds to good to be true, (and I;ve done enough project
> managment to know that it probably is too good to be true) but I shure
> would like to give it a go.
> 
> --
> Robin Szemeti
> 
> The box said "requires windows 95 or better"
> So I installed Linux!



Re: RE:Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 12:11:23PM -0800, Paul Makepeace wrote:
> From: "David Cantrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
> > Yeah, it's always amazed me just how crap the north American power system
> > seems to be.  Even in cities.
> 
> This is a different issue, http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/power.crisis/

I know :-)  Although actually, I feel it is at least a bit related.  It
seems that CA tried to copy the de-regulation which was implemented in
various parts of Europe (including the UK) but that they decided to tamper
with a system which demonstrably worked (if it ain't broke don't fix it!),
but worse, they tried to shoe-horn it into a completely different
environment.  The UK has for many years had a fair amount of spare generating
capacity, and there are new power stations being built.  CA did not have any
spare generating capacity of note, and has not built any new power stations.
Duh.

> The US has much more to worry about than the UK, like high water tables,
> vicious weather and earthquakes.

And the UK doesn't have high water tables (in some places and not in others,
just like anywhere else) or vicious weather (again, in some places not in
others, just like anywhere else).  But it strikes me as being absurd that I
hear EVERY YEAR of the power going out for large areas of major cities in
.us, something which just doesn't happen in Europe.

>  The smart money goes on hosting in Texas
> (San Antonio) not California though -- relatively
> earthquake/tornado/storm/etc-free!
> 
> On the upside, the US doesn't have BT "engineers" to deal with...

Nah, you just have their cousins in the baby bells :-)

Actually, I've had no problems with BT engineers in the three years I've
lived here.  My voice line came in just fine and has never stopped working.
Same with the ISDN, and the ADSL line.  Telewest, on the other hand - I
wouldn't trust them to run the hundred yard dash, let alone my comms.

-- 
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Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Thu, 18 Jan 2001, you wrote:

> Having something to crash on when pulling an all-nighter is, IMO, a bad
> idea as it encourages pulling all-nighters.  You just don't write good
> code at 2 in the morning, and end up spending just as much time untangling
> it as you did writing it in the first place.  

yes and no. If you need to do an allnighter and its unavoidable (due to a
client suddenly changing ther mind) then theres no problem doing it ..
just charge em bigtime!

Personally I have done (thinks) about 4 this year ... two of them due to
sudden arrival of previously unannounced deadline .. (result: badly
implemented crap code, stress, huge costs and a re write a week later) 
and 2 because I was just so tied up in it and it was going so well that I
didn;t want to stop .. so I didn't ... the code from the latter is
untouched to date and some of the better code I've written.

There is nothing wrong per-se with working on into the night ... the lack
of interruption and no pesky phones ringing can be the ideal time to
engross yourself in the trickiest and most complex of problems ... but
trying to hack something together whilst knackered is a recipie for
disaster. My motto: if it feels good, do it.  Code when you feel at your
most productive, if you don;t think your minds on the job bale out and
play.  One of the reason I hated a 9 to 5 job was people asking me to do
hard things before lunchtime and having to quit doing hard things because
it was 5:00. 

> And in any case, if you
> *need* to work all night, there's something wrong with the project
> management.  

no matter how well planned the project I have yet to find a client who
hasn;t kept some small but deadly surprise as a secret to throw in just
when they know its getting close. Some of these bombshells are smaller
than others .. but they always seem to be there, waiting ... no problem
.. just expect em an be prepared .. and charge em BigTime :)

I would be VERY interrested in working on a project managed by the XP
method. It sounds to good to be true, (and I;ve done enough project
managment to know that it probably is too good to be true) but I shure
would like to give it a go.

-- 
Robin Szemeti

The box said "requires windows 95 or better"
So I installed Linux!



Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg Cope

Dave Hodgkinson wrote:
> 
> "Paul Makepeace" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> 
> > The US has much more to worry about than the UK, like high water tables,
> > vicious weather and earthquakes. The smart money goes on hosting in Texas
> > (San Antonio) not California though -- relatively
> > earthquake/tornado/storm/etc-free!
> 
> You're talking rackspace.com, I take it? ;-)

Are they not in New York ?

Dellhost are in texas - which I destest due to its attitude to capital
P.

> 
> >
> > On the upside, the US doesn't have BT "engineers" to deal with...
> 
> Trust me, they have much, much worse...

What like americans ?

(present american company excluded)

Greg


> 
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Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg Cope

David Cantrell wrote:
> 
> On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 04:51:18PM +, Greg Cope wrote:
> 
> > What about a bed / kip room and of course a play room - and I do not
> > mean some 70's swingers thing - a P2, etc ...
> 
> Having something to crash on when pulling an all-nighter is, IMO, a bad
> idea as it encourages pulling all-nighters.  You just don't write good
> code at 2 in the morning, and end up spending just as much time untangling
> it as you did writing it in the first place.  And in any case, if you
> *need* to work all night, there's something wrong with the project
> management.  Oh yeah, we'd need to have project management skillz in the
> group too.  No need for a whole project mangler though to start with.

I was thinking of my mid afternoon kip, before going down stairs to the
pub!  I was only joking ;-)

Totaly agree with the all nighter bit above.

> 
> As for toys - if they're not the *useful* sort of toy then they should be
> rewards*, as opposed to being there right from the start.  That way they
> become a motivational tool.  Although to be honest, I wouldn't be motivated
> by lots of the things numija companies think are motivating like PS2s.
> I'd be more for getting a bigger monitor on my workstation, or a punchbag
> for the office.  Or some clean jerrycans :-)
> 
> * - eg, when the first big fat cheque arrives from a happy client, get
> a PS 2.  When we hit milestones *on time* in the next project, get another
> game for it.

Ah, now motivational thoery is totally different - a PS2 is not that
motivational for me, and I would imaging alot of people.  What _is_
probably motivational about a PS2 equiped office is the environment that
allows you to play with a PS2.

IMHO developers should be given the environment that is what makes them
confotable, an IBM research center was on the telly the other day that
had a big open plan style area, as well as individaul offices, as well
as Lego.  The environment was totally focused to nuturing developers so
that they create (hopefully good, bug-free(TM) code).

What people seem to be missing is that you need clients - once you've
got some doing the code is the easy bit.

Greg



> 
> --
> David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/
> 
>Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced



Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

"Paul Makepeace" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> The US has much more to worry about than the UK, like high water tables,
> vicious weather and earthquakes. The smart money goes on hosting in Texas
> (San Antonio) not California though -- relatively
> earthquake/tornado/storm/etc-free!

You're talking rackspace.com, I take it? ;-)

> 
> On the upside, the US doesn't have BT "engineers" to deal with...

Trust me, they have much, much worse...

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Re: RE:Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Paul Makepeace

From: "David Cantrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Is a million considered a lot in the UK still?
>
> Not by people who can add up.

OK, same here then. Having said that, it's amazing how much people can
stretch a few $currency_unit if they *don't* have investment :-)

> > But then so's a 24hr stretch of uninterrupted electricity
>
> Yeah, it's always amazed me just how crap the north American power system
> seems to be.  Even in cities.

This is a different issue, http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/power.crisis/

The US has much more to worry about than the UK, like high water tables,
vicious weather and earthquakes. The smart money goes on hosting in Texas
(San Antonio) not California though -- relatively
earthquake/tornado/storm/etc-free!

On the upside, the US doesn't have BT "engineers" to deal with...

Paul





thoth

2001-01-18 Thread Roger Burton West

For the benefit of those who want to know more about thoth, the network
monitoring system I mentioned just now:

ftp://firedrake.org/thoth/
http://firedrake.org/thoth/

(there's even some documentation!)

[EMAIL PROTECTED] with subject subscribe to join the
development mailing list, current rather quiet...

Mail me privately for a URL of a working thoth installation.

Roger



Re: RE:Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 09:51:25AM -0800, Paul Makepeace wrote:

> Is a million considered a lot in the UK still?

Not by people who can add up.

One million will pay for ten average peoples' salaries etc plus overheads -
like an office, stationery, power, heat, comms, computers, insurance - for
ONE YEAR assuming no profits.  It amazes me that companies are proud of
raising that much capital, and then aim for a (say) nine month development
period.  Of course, after the product is ready you have to market it, and
initial sales are slow - and then one day you suddenly realise that you
have no capital left and you're fucked.

I'm talking in UKP, BTW, not USD.

> But then so's a 24hr stretch of uninterrupted electricity

Yeah, it's always amazed me just how crap the north American power system
seems to be.  Even in cities.

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Steve Mynott

Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> * Aaron Trevena ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> > 
> > Also many hackers have more business sense than their MDs - look at
> > success of projects started by hackers or engineers versus that of those
> > started by MBAs or middle managers..
> > 
> 
> business sense != project sucess

why not?  I would have thought similar skills were involved in both?

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brook's law:
adding manpower to a late software project makes it later



Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 04:51:18PM +, Greg Cope wrote:

> What about a bed / kip room and of course a play room - and I do not
> mean some 70's swingers thing - a P2, etc ... 

Having something to crash on when pulling an all-nighter is, IMO, a bad
idea as it encourages pulling all-nighters.  You just don't write good
code at 2 in the morning, and end up spending just as much time untangling
it as you did writing it in the first place.  And in any case, if you
*need* to work all night, there's something wrong with the project
management.  Oh yeah, we'd need to have project management skillz in the
group too.  No need for a whole project mangler though to start with.

As for toys - if they're not the *useful* sort of toy then they should be
rewards*, as opposed to being there right from the start.  That way they
become a motivational tool.  Although to be honest, I wouldn't be motivated
by lots of the things numija companies think are motivating like PS2s.
I'd be more for getting a bigger monitor on my workstation, or a punchbag
for the office.  Or some clean jerrycans :-)

* - eg, when the first big fat cheque arrives from a happy client, get
a PS 2.  When we hit milestones *on time* in the next project, get another
game for it.

-- 
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   Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced



Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 04:42:55PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> * Leo Lapworth ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> > People (no particular order):
> > 
> >  = Pimp   =   =  Accountant  =
> >  = BOFH   =   = Security Guru =
> >  = Perl Gurus' =  = Perl Trainee Gurus  =
> 
> i'd add an MD/CEO who would initially do a lot of the
> pimping, the accountant could initially also be outsourced.
> the BOFH and Security Guru could be rolled into one.
> i'd also hire non-Perl programmers so that you didn't
> just have one leg to the stool

Seems reasonable.  Also think about Oracle and Sybase wizards (combined
with the BOFH and/or $language Guru roles initially) and an NT person.
Actually, *all* the tech people should be sufficiently multi-skilled to
be able to do two things reasonably well - that way it's easier to pimp
them, they can command more dosh, and they (and the company) are protected
if one of their skills goes badly out of fashion.

> > Money:
> > Base salary and split proffit according to which category your in.
> 
> founders split say 50% of the equity, 25% reserved for latecomers
> and 25% pencilled for VC types

Just wait for the arguing about how that 50% gets split!

> > Open source / clients:
> > Create projects for open source community (sell to clients
> > with support). When not assigned to a specific money 
> > making project or client create next project to OS and 
> > make money from.
> 
> agreed!

Yup.  Plan to make money from support contracts on this open source stuff,
and also from being a 'preferred implementor' using it.

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RE:Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Thu, 18 Jan 2001, you wrote:
> People (no particular order):
> 
>  ==   
>  = Pimp   =   =  Accountant  =
>  ==   
> 
>  ==   =
>  = BOFH   =   = Security Guru =
>  ==   =
> 
>  ===  ===
>  = Perl Gurus' =  = Perl Trainee Gurus  =
>  ===  ===
> 

ooh .. if you have room for an almost acceptable Perl  programmer with a
total inability to turn up on time, and an even worse habit of working
too long, let me know... I'll be in for a bit of that.  If its any
consolation I'm not as crap now as I was 6 months ago .. and a whole lot
less crap than I was a year ago ...

and I know a Security Guru who would probably be up for it as well  ..
and hes a proper one too, I believe his wardrobe has all three shades of
hat :)

-- 
Robin Szemeti

The box said "requires windows 95 or better"
So I installed Linux!



Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Thu, 18 Jan 2001, you wrote:

> There's a difference between what the conslutant gets and what the client
> pays!

not here at 'Redpoint Consulting' there isn't :)

-- 
Robin Szemeti

The box said "requires windows 95 or better"
So I installed Linux!



Re: Compiling mod_perl on Debian

2001-01-18 Thread Chris Butler

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 10:28:13AM -0800, Paul Makepeace wrote:
> From: "Niklas Nordebo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Anyway, I have a problem I hoped someone might be able to help me with,
> when trying to compile mod_perl statically into Apache on my Debian box I get
> apt-get install libapache-mod-perl gets you the dynamic version -- is there a
> particular advantage to having it statically built?

apt-get install apache-perl will get you an apache with mod_perl linked into
Apache.

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Re: Compiling mod_perl on Debian

2001-01-18 Thread Roger Burton West

On or about Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 10:28:13AM -0800, Paul Makepeace typed:

>apt-get install libapache-mod-perl gets you the dynamic version -- is there a
>particular advantage to having it statically built?

Want mod_perl and mod_ssl? Debian stable doesn't do this easily without
recompilation.

R



Re: Compiling mod_perl on Debian

2001-01-18 Thread Paul Makepeace

Welcome to London.pm ;-)

From: "Niklas Nordebo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Anyway, I have a problem I hoped someone might be able to help me with,
when trying to compile mod_perl statically into Apache on my Debian box I get

apt-get install libapache-mod-perl gets you the dynamic version -- is there a
particular advantage to having it statically built?

> /usr/bin/ld: cannot find -ldb

$ zcat /usr/share/doc/libdb2/changelog.Debian.gz
db (2:2.7.7-2.2) unstable; urgency=low

  * NMU
  * Don't supply libdb.so.[23] anymore. GLibc will handle the runtime libs
for the now obsolete ones

 -- Ben Collins <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>  Fri, 29 Sep 2000 15:43:15 -0400

So you might want to check your libc's are up to date. Probably worth taking
this up on debian-users if still no luck here.

Paul







Compiling mod_perl on Debian

2001-01-18 Thread Niklas Nordebo

Hello everybody, I just moved to London from Stockholm, Sweden, so I joined the list.

Anyway, I have a problem I hoped someone might be able to help me with, when trying to 
compile mod_perl statically into Apache on my Debian box I get
/usr/bin/ld: cannot find -ldb
from the sanity check when Makefile.PL runs Apache's Configure. This doesn't happen if 
I compile Apache standalone.

I have libdb2-dev and libc6-dev installed.

(more stuff:)

Configuring for Apache, Version 1.3.14
 + using installation path layout: Apache (config.layout)
 + activated perl module (modules/perl/libperl.a)
Creating Makefile
Creating Configuration.apaci in src
  + id: mod_perl/1.24_01
  + id: Perl/5.00503 (linux) [perl]
Note (probably harmless): No library found for -lndbm
Note (probably harmless): No library found for -lposix
cd ..; cc  -DLINUX=2 -DMOD_PERL -DUSE_PERL_SSI -Dbool=char -DHAS_BOOL -D_REENTRANT 
-DDEBIAN -I/usr/local/include -DUSE_HSREGEX -DNO_DL_NEEDED `./apaci` -I. 
-I/usr/lib/perl5/5.005/i386-linux/CORE-o helpers/dummy helpers/dummy.c   -lm 
-lcrypt -rdynamic  -L/usr/local/lib 
/usr/lib/perl5/5.005/i386-linux/auto/DynaLoader/DynaLoader.a 
-L/usr/lib/perl5/5.005/i386-linux/CORE -lperl -lnsl -lgdbm -ldbm -ldb -ldl -lm -lc 
-lcrypt
/usr/bin/ld: cannot find -ldb
collect2: ld returned 1 exit status
make: *** [dummy] Error 1


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Re: RE:Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Paul Makepeace

From: "Leo Lapworth" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> I've got a contact who says he can get hold of a million or
> so VC if this was an actually business plan, but then you
> have to pay them back with interest and stuff.

That's not VC then, that's a "loan". VC is where you heave up a huge chunk of
cash in return for a chunk of company and hope said company doesn't end up
being laughed at and taunted on fuckedcompany.com

Is a million considered a lot in the UK still? It's considered a lot over
here right now :-) But then so's a 24hr stretch of uninterrupted electricity
:-(

Anyway, the longer you leave obtaining angel, seed and VC cash and the more
you can generate a demonstrably working revenue model the better. Consider VC
a last resort -- aim rather for alliances and partnerships, or a straight out
acquisition.

Paul






Re: PIMB THC-shirts

2001-01-18 Thread Paul Makepeace

From: "Andy Wardley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> More effective, yes, because none of the THC is lost to the atmosphere.
> However, it takes an hour or so to notice the effects coming on and
> when they do, there's no way to stop them.  So you might end up ingesting
> twice as much as you planned, which you may (or may not :-) consider
> wasteful if half as much would have had the desired effect.

A friend (*ahem*) lost an entire 24hr period at Glastonbury owing to a
mistakenly consuming a 'teenth spilt between two people on a peanut butter
sandwich.

Water pipes/bongs are actually worse than joints for avoiding nasty stuff in
the smoke: THC is more soluble in the water than tar so you end up reducing
the good:bad ratio. There is a paper somewhere on http://www.norml.org/ about
this.

Paul





[Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Hodgkinson


In a bad mailbox incident I lost a couple of mails from BOFH inclined
people. Would y'all mail me again please?

Ta,

Dave

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Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg Cope

Greg McCarroll wrote:
> 
> * Greg Cope ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> > Leo Lapworth wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > Location
> > > A big pub in central London.
> > > Top floors: development
> > > Ground floor Pub: with comedy stand and terminal points for laptops
> > > Basement: disco / conference room, big flat screens etc..
> >
> > What about a bed / kip room and of course a play room - and I do not
> > mean some 70's swingers thing - a P2, etc ...
> >
> 
> nope, they are rewards, rewards are for sucess ;-)

Thats were a few people have gone wrong lately then ;-)

> 
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RE: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread James Royan

Neil> So who's any good at business plans... (I have a book but)

I know a few things about setting up and running SMEs.  Happy to sit down
for an hour or so one evening with someone if it would be of assistance.

Unfortunately, I'm far too tied up with current venture to get much more
involved than this.

Regs,

J.
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 -Original Message-
From:   Neil Ford [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
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To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:RE:Consultancy company was  [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red
Hat worm discovered

[snip the first bit... all great]
>
>Location
>   A big pub in central London.
>   Top floors: development
>   Ground floor Pub: with comedy stand and terminal points for laptops

Purleese wireless is the only way to go. :-)

>   Basement: disco / conference room, big flat screens etc..
>
>I've got a contact who says he can get hold of a million or
>so VC if this was an actually business plan, but then you
>have to pay them back with interest and stuff.
>
>Ok, it's all a pipedream.. but what a nice one.
>
So who's any good at business plans... (I have a book but)

Neil.
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Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Greg Cope ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> Leo Lapworth wrote:
> > 
> > 
> > Location
> > A big pub in central London.
> > Top floors: development
> > Ground floor Pub: with comedy stand and terminal points for laptops
> > Basement: disco / conference room, big flat screens etc..
> 
> What about a bed / kip room and of course a play room - and I do not
> mean some 70's swingers thing - a P2, etc ... 
> 

nope, they are rewards, rewards are for sucess ;-)

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Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Tony Bowden ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 04:42:55PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> > > have to pay them back with interest and stuff.
> > equity surely? ;-)
> 
> Yes. But if you're successful the "interest" rate is huge ;)
> 
> But if you're not, well, they lose the money and not you.
> 
> FWIW It's much easier to negotiate with VCs if you're already
> well established and actually have revenue and commitments and
> stuff
> 

well, this is all getting a bit close to the grain for me, if anyone
wants to discuss the possibilities of a non-perl specialised arena
consultancy feel free to to email me off list, however there may be
nasty NDA's involved


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Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg Cope

Leo Lapworth wrote:
> 
> 
> Location
> A big pub in central London.
> Top floors: development
> Ground floor Pub: with comedy stand and terminal points for laptops
> Basement: disco / conference room, big flat screens etc..

What about a bed / kip room and of course a play room - and I do not
mean some 70's swingers thing - a P2, etc ... 

Greg



> I've got a contact who says he can get hold of a million or
> so VC if this was an actually business plan, but then you
> have to pay them back with interest and stuff.
> 
> Ok, it's all a pipedream.. but what a nice one.
> 
> Leo



Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Tony Bowden

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 04:42:55PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> > have to pay them back with interest and stuff.
> equity surely? ;-)

Yes. But if you're successful the "interest" rate is huge ;)

But if you're not, well, they lose the money and not you.

FWIW It's much easier to negotiate with VCs if you're already
well established and actually have revenue and commitments and
stuff

Tony
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Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Leo Lapworth ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> People (no particular order):
> 
>  ==   
>  = Pimp   =   =  Accountant  =
>  ==   
> 
>  ==   =
>  = BOFH   =   = Security Guru =
>  ==   =
> 
>  ===  ===
>  = Perl Gurus' =  = Perl Trainee Gurus  =
>  ===  ===

i'd add an MD/CEO who would initially do a lot of the
pimping, the accountant could initially also be outsourced.
the BOFH and Security Guru could be rolled into one.
i'd also hire non-Perl programmers so that you didn't
just have one leg to the stool

> Money:
>   Base salary and split proffit according to which category your in.

founders split say 50% of the equity, 25% reserved for latecomers
and 25% pencilled for VC types

contractors could expect to take a 50 to 75% drop in salary

> Open source / clients:
>   Create projects for open source community (sell to clients
>   with support). When not assigned to a specific money 
>   making project or client create next project to OS and 
>   make money from.

agreed!

>   Create client base with support contracts.

also create partner arrangements, i can think of at least 3
big companies i maybe could arrange partnerships with, that in some
cases would double the daily rate for consultancy

> Location
 ;-)

> have to pay them back with interest and stuff.
equity surely? ;-)


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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread James Powell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 10:21:45AM -0500, Dave Cross wrote:
> At Thu, 18 Jan 2001 15:16:59 +, Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
>wrote:
> > * David Cantrell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> > > On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 02:56:43PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> > > 
> > > > there is a big question here, do people want to create a small 
> > > > business with a few perl programmers all on largish salaries or 
> > > > do people want to create a proper consulting business aiming to 
> > > > see it grow
> > > 
> > > Both, of course :-)
> > 
> > yip, but you have to make a choice
> 
> Why? Is there a good reason why the former couldn't gradually over time
> metamorphose into the latter?
> 
> Dave...

I presume if the vast majority of the money is going directly into
people's pockets there won't be much going into things that build the
infrastructure of the company - training and so on.

Also one way to build a business is to create a "product" and build round
that (eg cough spew choke Vignette). Working on this sort of thing
may not result in great income in the short term compared to say chucking
ten people off to Goldman Sachs.

jp



RE:Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hatworm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Neil Ford

[snip the first bit... all great]
>
>Location
>   A big pub in central London.
>   Top floors: development
>   Ground floor Pub: with comedy stand and terminal points for laptops

Purleese wireless is the only way to go. :-)

>   Basement: disco / conference room, big flat screens etc..
>
>I've got a contact who says he can get hold of a million or
>so VC if this was an actually business plan, but then you
>have to pay them back with interest and stuff.
>
>Ok, it's all a pipedream.. but what a nice one.
>
So who's any good at business plans... (I have a book but)

Neil.
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Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Neil Ford

>At Thu, 18 Jan 2001 16:03:39 +, "Andy Wardley" 
><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>>  On Jan 18,  4:57am, Dave Cross wrote:
>>
>>  > OK. So we're now a speaker down. Anyone want to save the day by
>>  > stepping in to give a 20 min talk - or do I have to talk about
>>  Symbol::Approx::Sub _again_?
>>
>>  I can talk all night given half the chance (and appropriate throatal
>>  lubrication :-)
>
>...and most of us would love to listen to you :)
>
>Simon has already stepped into the breach. Thanks for the offer tho'.
>
>Dave...

Simon did say he was feeling rough, so he might be grateful for being 
able to take a rain check.

I think his birfday celebrations are having an adverse effect on him.

Neil.
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RE:Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Leo Lapworth

People (no particular order):

 ==   
 = Pimp   =   =  Accountant  =
 ==   

 ==   =
 = BOFH   =   = Security Guru =
 ==   =

 ===  ===
 = Perl Gurus' =  = Perl Trainee Gurus  =
 ===  ===

 Out source to other similar companies for:
- design
- mass HTMLing

Money:
Base salary and split proffit according to which category your in.

Open source / clients:
Create projects for open source community (sell to clients
with support). When not assigned to a specific money 
making project or client create next project to OS and 
make money from.

Create client base with support contracts.

Long term@ pimp out to only the best companies.

Location
A big pub in central London.
Top floors: development
Ground floor Pub: with comedy stand and terminal points for laptops
Basement: disco / conference room, big flat screens etc..

I've got a contact who says he can get hold of a million or 
so VC if this was an actually business plan, but then you 
have to pay them back with interest and stuff.

Ok, it's all a pipedream.. but what a nice one.

Leo




Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Cross

At Thu, 18 Jan 2001 16:03:39 +, "Andy Wardley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> On Jan 18,  4:57am, Dave Cross wrote:
>
> > OK. So we're now a speaker down. Anyone want to save the day by 
> > stepping in to give a 20 min talk - or do I have to talk about 
> Symbol::Approx::Sub _again_?
> 
> I can talk all night given half the chance (and appropriate throatal
> lubrication :-)

...and most of us would love to listen to you :)

Simon has already stepped into the breach. Thanks for the offer tho'.

Dave...



Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Andy Wardley

On Jan 16,  2:54pm, Nathan Torkington wrote:
> We're planning a London Open Source Convention.  The dates we're
> looking hard at now are August 20-23.  Are there any obvious clashes
> that you can think of?

I think most of it's already been said, but I'd like to reiterate anyway.
August is almost certainly likely to see fewer natives and more tourists
in London and the environs.  Venues and accomodation will be hard to find
and expensive.  Mid September would be much better, IMHO.


A

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

dcross - David Cross <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> From: Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: 18 January 2001 11:42
>  
> > > What sort of hourly/daily rate does an average PM perl programmer get
> > > anyway?
> > 
> > Anything from 30 upwards to the sky depending on the client. And the
> > programmer. And the task.
> 
> Sounds a tad low to me.

I said "from..."

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Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Steve Mynott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> Didn't they appear at the Albert Hall with a orchestra in 1970?  Their
> early exposure to classical music didn't impro^H^H^H^H^H change their
> direction much.

They did it again last year and hauled the orchestra round Europe this
time. 

> BTW if anyone has the "On the Wings of a Russian Foxbat" 1977 bootleg
> on MP3 with the better guitarist than their usual one can they email
> it since Messrs Napster and Gnutella have failed me on this one?

It's been cleaned up and officially released:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B06Y3Z/thehighwaystar0a/


Dave // Debating going to Tokyo to see them in March...

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Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Andy Wardley

On Jan 18,  4:57am, Dave Cross wrote:
> OK. So we're now a speaker down. Anyone want to save the day by stepping in
to give a 20 min talk - or do I have to talk about Symbol::Approx::Sub _again_?

I can talk all night given half the chance (and appropriate throatal
lubrication :-)


A




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Re: PIMB THC-shirts

2001-01-18 Thread Andy Wardley

On Jan 17,  4:05pm, Redvers Davies wrote:
> Myself and a couple of friends of mine were talking about this before
> and someone suggested that ingestion in cakes was healthier still and
> more "effective".

Healthier, certainly.  Smoking anything is bad for your respiratory
tract and lungs.  However, there is evidence to suggest that smoking
weed is nothing like as harmful as smoking tobacco.  It's not the tar
or the nicotine in tobacco that gives you lung cancer, but the
radiation...

More effective, yes, because none of the THC is lost to the atmosphere.
However, it takes an hour or so to notice the effects coming on and
when they do, there's no way to stop them.  So you might end up ingesting
twice as much as you planned, which you may (or may not :-) consider
wasteful if half as much would have had the desired effect.

Or so I've been told.  :-)=


A

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> At Thu, 18 Jan 2001 15:16:59 +, Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
>wrote:
> > * David Cantrell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> > > On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 02:56:43PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> > > 
> > > > there is a big question here, do people want to create a small 
> > > > business with a few perl programmers all on largish salaries or 
> > > > do people want to create a proper consulting business aiming to 
> > > > see it grow
> > > 
> > > Both, of course :-)
> > 
> > yip, but you have to make a choice
> 
> Why? Is there a good reason why the former couldn't gradually over time
> metamorphose into the latter?
> 

an initial wage structure/share division for the former may not be
appropriate for the latter, this of course could be changed but you
may run into disagreements at the stage of this change

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Robert Shiels

- Original Message -
From: "Michael Stevens" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: 18 January 2001 14:29
Subject: Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered


On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 01:55:08PM -, dcross - David Cross wrote:
> Sounds a tad low to me. I've never contracted as a Perl programmer for
less
> than £50/hr. Normally I'd estimate at about £500/day. I'd have thought
that
> if we were selling ourselves as top-notch Perl consultants (Dave H's
> "getting it right" idea), then it would be more like double that.

When I was working in cardiff the company I was working for would charge
clients 500ukp/day for technical development. And this was cardiff.

---
These numbers sound a lot more reasonable than what I thought was the going
rate. I've stuck with SAP mostly because of the cash (it's not unreasonable
to ask for 100gbp/hour for SAP - yes I know, I'm not worth it, but my
company get most of it anyway).  But if I could get the same for doing
interesting work instead...it is interesting, and fun, isn't it? Or do you
get cynical and bored like with any other job.

/Robert





Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Cross

At Thu, 18 Jan 2001 15:16:59 +, Greg McCarroll <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> * David Cantrell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> > On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 02:56:43PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> > 
> > > there is a big question here, do people want to create a small 
> > > business with a few perl programmers all on largish salaries or 
> > > do people want to create a proper consulting business aiming to 
> > > see it grow
> > 
> > Both, of course :-)
> 
> yip, but you have to make a choice

Why? Is there a good reason why the former couldn't gradually over time
metamorphose into the latter?

Dave...



Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg McCarroll

* David Cantrell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 02:56:43PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> 
> > there is a big question here, do people want to create a small business
> > with a few perl programmers all on largish salaries or do people want
> > to create a proper consulting business aiming to see it grow
> 
> Both, of course :-)
> 

yip, but you have to make a choice

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Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Natalie Ford

At 11:41 18/01/01, binkyuk wrote:
> >At Thu, 18 Jan 2001 10:54:40 +, Dave told us to:
> >
> >OK. So we're now a speaker down. Anyone want to save the day by
> >stepping in to give a 20 min talk - or do I have to talk about
> >Symbol::Approx::Sub _again_?
> >
>Well I have both The Matrix and MIB with me on DVD and a DVD capable
>powerbook..
>
>Movie intermission anyone?

...or, after following the conversations on irc, how about you give a 5-10 
minute talk on how *not* to join a startup at the same time they go bust 
and / or the current state of h2g2, or something like that, Neil?  ;-)

Natalie




Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 02:56:43PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:

> there is a big question here, do people want to create a small business
> with a few perl programmers all on largish salaries or do people want
> to create a proper consulting business aiming to see it grow

Both, of course :-)

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Aaron Trevena ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> 
> Also many hackers have more business sense than their MDs - look at
> success of projects started by hackers or engineers versus that of those
> started by MBAs or middle managers..
> 

business sense != project sucess

there is a big question here, do people want to create a small business
with a few perl programmers all on largish salaries or do people want
to create a proper consulting business aiming to see it grow

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Aaron Trevena

On Thu, 18 Jan 2001, Marcel Grunauer wrote:

> 
> Michael Stevens writes:
> 
> >When I was working in cardiff the company I was working for would charge
> >clients 500ukp/day for technical development. And this was cardiff.
> 
> Ok, but that's for a company, with administrative overhead etc. For a
> single consultant/programmer/system analyst/whatever, IMO GBP 500/day is
> quite good; I never got above 50/hr with an agent and 60/hr without an
> agent (but jobs are easier to come by if you have a pimp).

If solicitors can have an office just for a few partners it can't be that
hard to do it as consultants.

Also many hackers have more business sense than their MDs - look at
success of projects started by hackers or engineers versus that of those
started by MBAs or middle managers..

A.

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 02:29:20PM +, Michael Stevens wrote:
> On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 01:55:08PM -, dcross - David Cross wrote:
> > Sounds a tad low to me. I've never contracted as a Perl programmer for less
> > than £50/hr. Normally I'd estimate at about £500/day. I'd have thought that
> > if we were selling ourselves as top-notch Perl consultants (Dave H's
> > "getting it right" idea), then it would be more like double that.
> 
> When I was working in cardiff the company I was working for would charge
> clients 500ukp/day for technical development. And this was cardiff.

There's a difference between what the conslutant gets and what the client
pays!

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg McCarroll

* dcross - David Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> From: Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: 18 January 2001 11:42
>  
> > > What sort of hourly/daily rate does an average PM perl programmer get
> > > anyway?
> > 
> > Anything from 30 upwards to the sky depending on the client. And the
> > programmer. And the task.
> 
> Sounds a tad low to me. I've never contracted as a Perl programmer for less
> than £50/hr. Normally I'd estimate at about £500/day. I'd have thought that
> if we were selling ourselves as top-notch Perl consultants (Dave H's
> "getting it right" idea), then it would be more like double that.
> 

yes, but if it was a proper consultancy youd be expected to write off some
of that occasionally and also maybe have some centralised support

of the course the real cash comes from ongoing support contracts

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Michael Stevens

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 01:55:08PM -, dcross - David Cross wrote:
> Sounds a tad low to me. I've never contracted as a Perl programmer for less
> than £50/hr. Normally I'd estimate at about £500/day. I'd have thought that
> if we were selling ourselves as top-notch Perl consultants (Dave H's
> "getting it right" idea), then it would be more like double that.

When I was working in cardiff the company I was working for would charge
clients 500ukp/day for technical development. And this was cardiff.

Michael



RE: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: 18 January 2001 11:42
 
> > What sort of hourly/daily rate does an average PM perl programmer get
> > anyway?
> 
> Anything from 30 upwards to the sky depending on the client. And the
> programmer. And the task.

Sounds a tad low to me. I've never contracted as a Perl programmer for less
than £50/hr. Normally I'd estimate at about £500/day. I'd have thought that
if we were selling ourselves as top-notch Perl consultants (Dave H's
"getting it right" idea), then it would be more like double that.

Dave...

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RE: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Simon Wistow <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: 18 January 2001 13:46

> Dave Cross wrote:
>  
> > OK. So we're now a speaker down. Anyone want to save the 
> > day by stepping in to give a 20 min talk - or do I have to 
> > talk about Symbol::Approx::Sub _again_?
> 
> I could give a talk on either Flash stuff (again, although there's not
> much else to say ATM that people don't already know) or 
> something on IP -> Longtitude and Latitude.

Either sounds fine to me. You choose. You're on first :)

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Re: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread mallum

Netscape has;

NETSCAPE.COM.SHOULD-DUMP.AOL-AND-REHIRE.JWZ.BUT.CHECK-OUT.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG

mallum

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 12:12:19PM -, Robert Shiels wrote:
> > 
> SLASHDOT.ORG.SUCKS.COMPARED.TO.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG
> 
> jimphillips has one on Microsoft too.
> 
> MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR.THE.UEBER-GEEKS.AT.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG
> 
> Hmmm
> 
> /Robert
> 
> 



Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Steve Mynott

dcross - David Cross <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> From: Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: 18 January 2001 11:05
>  
> > I have Deep Purple at the Montreux jazz festival 2000... ;-)
> 
> That all sounds a bit Spinal Tap.
> 
> "We hope you like our new direction" :)

Didn't they appear at the Albert Hall with a orchestra in 1970?  Their
early exposure to classical music didn't impro^H^H^H^H^H change their
direction much.

BTW if anyone has the "On the Wings of a Russian Foxbat" 1977 bootleg
on MP3 with the better guitarist than their usual one can they email
it since Messrs Napster and Gnutella have failed me on this one?

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Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Tony Bowden

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 01:53:12PM -, Matthew Jones wrote:
> Is this relevant at all?
> http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/16147.html
> "The injunction was granted thanks to new European database laws that
> essentially assume data to be copyrightable"

Almost certainly. As I say, my legal dealings here were 5 years ago
when it wasn't...

> Does that mean things like the Billboard charts? They could certainly try
> and demonstrate an adverse effect on their revenues from licensing their
> listings...

Well, you're into transatlantic stuff if the site was in the UK, but this
new law would massively complicate things.

Tony
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RE: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Matthew Jones

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 08:03:52AM -0500, Mike Jarvis wrote:
> > The fact you are recording is "What Billboard said was number one".
*That*
> > is a fact. Why they decided it was number one isn't the issue.
> How about if I put up a website wherein I disclose the fact: "This is what
> the object code to  looks like?"

Is this relevant at all?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/16147.html
"The injunction was granted thanks to new European database laws that
essentially assume data to be copyrightable"

Does that mean things like the Billboard charts? They could certainly try
and demonstrate an adverse effect on their revenues from licensing their
listings...

-- 
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given the impression that they actually are doing something, when in fact
they are only needed as participants in a staged marketing event."  -
Wolfgang Tillmans



RE: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: 18 January 2001 11:05
 
> I have Deep Purple at the Montreux jazz festival 2000... ;-)

That all sounds a bit Spinal Tap.

"We hope you like our new direction" :)

Dave...

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Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Simon Wistow

Dave Cross wrote:
 
> OK. So we're now a speaker down. Anyone want to save the day by stepping in to give 
>a 20 min talk - or do I have to talk about Symbol::Approx::Sub _again_?


I could give a talk on either Flash stuff (again, although there's not
much else to say ATM that people don't already know) or something on IP
-> Longtitude and Latitude.



Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Tony Bowden

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 08:03:52AM -0500, Mike Jarvis wrote:
> > The fact you are recording is "What Billboard said was number one". *That*
> > is a fact. Why they decided it was number one isn't the issue.
> How about if I put up a website wherein I disclose the fact: "This is what
> the object code to  looks like?"

If people can't see a difference here, then let's just leave it to
the lawyers. We'll just go round and round for ages...

Tony
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RE: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Mike Jarvis

Tony Bowden wrote:
> The fact you are recording is "What Billboard said was number one". *That*
> is a fact. Why they decided it was number one isn't the issue.

How about if I put up a website wherein I disclose the fact: "This is what
the object code to  looks like?"

Under (U.S.) IP law, it's pretty much the same thing. ymmv. ianal.

--
mike




?party animals

2001-01-18 Thread Jon Galliers

As I've never met you all in person (hopefully to be rectified on February
1st, can't come tonight as we're boarding the loft..don't ask) I don't know
how big a party animal you all are, however some of you may be interested
that Linkdup/Uploaded are having a party on February 1st at the Strongrooms
Bar EC1 that goes on till 2am; details from their website at
http://weare.preloaded.com .


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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

"Robert Shiels" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> - Original Message -
> From: "David Cantrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: 18 January 2001 11:25
> Subject: Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered
> 
> 
> > On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 10:31:02AM +, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:
> >
> > > David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> >
> > Actually I was thinking more along the lines of me being too damned lazy
> > to whore myself around, to do the accounty boring stuff, and even to send
> > invoices out on time.  All that's fine when I'm just donig a bit of
> > consluting on the side, of course.
> >
> 
> Yes, but that's where the economies of scale come in. Half a dozen
> consultants ought to be able to afford the services of an accounts clerk,
> and maybe their own business manager who can do the pimp^h^h^h^hsearching
> around for work for you.

Gunther had a lot of experience with this at extropia and I have some
mail somorewhere I'm sure he'd be happy to share (but obviously I'll
ask him). However, they were developing an application rather than
bodyshopping^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H consulting.

If you/we got the likes of Andy *hint* on board then I'd go in at the
high end with "getting it right" type of stuff. 

There are also enough products out there that have perl behind them
that there's plenty of scope for installation/customising.

>What sort of hourly/daily rate does an average PM perl programmer get
> anyway?

Anything from 30 upwards to the sky depending on the client. And the
programmer. And the task.

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Robert Shiels

- Original Message -
From: "David Cantrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: 18 January 2001 11:25
Subject: Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered


> On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 10:31:02AM +, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:
>
> > David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
>
> Actually I was thinking more along the lines of me being too damned lazy
> to whore myself around, to do the accounty boring stuff, and even to send
> invoices out on time.  All that's fine when I'm just donig a bit of
> consluting on the side, of course.
>

Yes, but that's where the economies of scale come in. Half a dozen
consultants ought to be able to afford the services of an accounts clerk,
and maybe their own business manager who can do the pimp^h^h^h^hsearching
around for work for you.

I'm not available (or good enough) to work full time as a perl programmer,
but my current company works very much along these lines for SAP. The only
difference is that one person is the owner of the company. SAP chargeout
rates are pretty high though, which probably affects the economics of the
thing. What sort of hourly/daily rate does an average PM perl programmer get
anyway?

/Robert




Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread jo walsh


> i am not going to be able to make it tonight, today is my first day
> back at work after some flu like illness. i had hoped to make it 
> tonight but currently feel like matt wrights code,

ditto, except today is the first day of similar flu-like illness :(
sorry i wont be there to do the gracious hostessing thing
and my five minutes of fame will have to wait :/

have  a good one,

jo





Re: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Robert Shiels

> 
SLASHDOT.ORG.SUCKS.COMPARED.TO.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG

jimphillips has one on Microsoft too.

MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR.THE.UEBER-GEEKS.AT.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG

Hmmm

/Robert





Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Richard Clamp

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 11:41:29AM +, Neil Ford wrote:
> Well I have both The Matrix and MIB with me on DVD and a DVD capable 
> powerbook..
> 
> Movie intermission anyone?

Cool, 20 minutes is plenty enough to watch all the good bits in The Matrix.
God bless chapter-seek.

-- 
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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Greg McCarroll

* John ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> 
> Hmmm, does sound good though.
> 

it all depends what you mean, do you mean a proper consultancy or
a bunch of people getting together to share accounting/marketting?

if its a proper consultancy, you'd have to wear suits, be polite
and be in work for 9 in the morning

if you were a contractor joining it you could expect a 50%+ pay cut

instead of recruiters taking a skim, the running of the company
including advertising, management etc. would all eat some of the cash

also you'd need to focus it by problem areas not by language

having said all of this, if its a later its a good idea

-- 
Greg McCarroll  http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net



RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Gareth Harper
Title: RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com





YAHOO.COM.IS.TRYING.TO.STEAL.YAHOO.VU.HOW.ACIDULOUS.COM


-Original Message-
From: Bates, Duncan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 18 January 2001 12:03
To: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'
Subject: RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com



>>APPLE.COM.IS.THE.CHOICE.OF.ALL.SELF.RESPECTING.TERRORISTS.NET
>>WHITEHOUSE.GOV.HAS.THE.BEST.TERRORISTS.NET


AMAZON.COM.SHOULD.SELL.SEXTOYSONLINE.COM
SLASHDOT.ORG.SUCKS.COMPARED.TO.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG



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RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Bates, Duncan

>>APPLE.COM.IS.THE.CHOICE.OF.ALL.SELF.RESPECTING.TERRORISTS.NET
>>WHITEHOUSE.GOV.HAS.THE.BEST.TERRORISTS.NET

AMAZON.COM.SHOULD.SELL.SEXTOYSONLINE.COM
SLASHDOT.ORG.SUCKS.COMPARED.TO.JIMPHILLIPS.ORG


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Re: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Robin Houston

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 11:54:16AM -, Mike Chamberlain wrote:

> APPLE.COM.IS.THE.CHOICE.OF.ALL.SELF.RESPECTING.TERRORISTS.NET
> 
> Anyone spotted any others?

TERRORISTS.NET.IS.SO.FUCKING.31338.NET

I like 31338.net - as thought 31337.net had already gone,
so they just went for the next one up.

 .robin.



RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Gareth Harper
Title: RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com





others to check


slashdot.org
sex.com
terrorists.net
ibm.com (something wierd is happenening there)
microsoft.net
home.com



thats just a quick look through of some obvious ones



-Original Message-
From: Bates, Duncan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 18 January 2001 11:53
To: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'
Subject: RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com



>>APPLE.COM.IS.THE.CHOICE.OF.ALL.SELF.RESPECTING.TERRORISTS.NET


Server Name: WHITEHOUSE.GOV.HAS.THE.BEST.TERRORISTS.NET



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RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Mike Chamberlain


> 
> >>APPLE.COM.IS.THE.CHOICE.OF.ALL.SELF.RESPECTING.TERRORISTS.NET
> 
> Server Name: WHITEHOUSE.GOV.HAS.THE.BEST.TERRORISTS.NET

TERRORISTS.NET.IS.SO.FUCKING.31338.NET







Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Neil Ford <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> Well I have both The Matrix and MIB with me on DVD and a DVD capable 
> powerbook..
> 
> Movie intermission anyone?

I have Deep Purple at the Montreux jazz festival 2000... ;-)

-- 
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  Apache, mod_perl, MySQL, Sybase hired gun for, well, hire
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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread John

David Cantrell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:

> On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 06:09:32AM -0500, Dave Cross wrote:
> > At 18 Jan 2001 10:09:04 +, Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > 
> > > And on the same lines...what with all these perlmongers on the market
> > > right now, just bloody band together and start a consultancy. 
> > 
> > Sounds good to me. Anyone else up for it?
> 
> Yes, but [caveat] [caveat] [caveat]

Hmmm, does sound good though.

John

-- 
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whiteboard pens

2001-01-18 Thread alex


for people who are coming to the tech meeting tonight -- do you have any
whiteboard pens you could bring along?

to avoid unnecessary confusion, list traffic and whiteboard pens, if
whiteboard pen owners could mail me directly offering to bring some, I'll
reply to the first person saying "yes please bring your whiteboard pens
along by all means."

cheers,

alex

-- 
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RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Bates, Duncan

>>APPLE.COM.IS.THE.CHOICE.OF.ALL.SELF.RESPECTING.TERRORISTS.NET

Server Name: WHITEHOUSE.GOV.HAS.THE.BEST.TERRORISTS.NET


-- 
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Mobile: 07884 336 532
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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Neil Ford

>Roger Burton West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
>
>>  On or about Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 10:37:27AM +, Steve Mynott typed:
>>
>>  >RH/Slackware/Debian/Solaris/FreeBSD/NetBSD/OpenBSD are all fine
>>  >systems but they need to be setup by someone who knows what they are
>>  >doing in the same way that Perl has to be written by clueful
>>  >programmers.
>>
>>  And competent *ix system builders/admins are about as easy to find as
>>  clueful programmers. And certifications are about as useful in finding
>>  them.
>
>Talking of which, having interviewed/seen/lunched a fair number of
>perlmongers recently and then offered a bunch of Java weenies, I still
>need a BOFH. Not just someone who can "do", but who has vision to
>drive things forward. Like me, only more anally retentive and will do
>the second 90% of any job :-)
>
>Anyone know one?
>
Well kinda :-)

>The money's only OK, but the toys are great :-)
>
I need to see thing how things pan out here and on a couple of other 
fronts first. Toys are always a good incentive.

>And on the same lines...what with all these perlmongers on the market
>right now, just bloody band together and start a consultancy.
>
Quite happy to consider that, doing the sysadminy / strategy / 
project management type stuff can't code perl for toffee I'm 
afraid.

Neil.
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RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Gareth Harper
Title: RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com





aol.com has a load


-Original Message-
From: Mike Chamberlain [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 18 January 2001 11:54
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com




> 
> On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 11:22:45AM +, Robin Houston wrote:
> 
> > MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SECRETLY.RUN.BY.ILLUMINATI.TERRORISTS.NET
> > 
> > but
> > 
> > MICROSOFT.COM.INSPIRES.COPYCAT.WANNABE.SUBVERSIVES.NET
> > 
> > is quite a good explanation of what's happened :-)
> 
> Yeah, this was NTKed some time ago.  The names may have 
> changed but the
> principle is the same.
> 


APPLE.COM.IS.THE.CHOICE.OF.ALL.SELF.RESPECTING.TERRORISTS.NET


Anyone spotted any others?


Mike.





RE: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Mike Chamberlain


> 
> On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 11:22:45AM +, Robin Houston wrote:
> 
> > MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SECRETLY.RUN.BY.ILLUMINATI.TERRORISTS.NET
> > 
> > but
> > 
> > MICROSOFT.COM.INSPIRES.COPYCAT.WANNABE.SUBVERSIVES.NET
> > 
> > is quite a good explanation of what's happened :-)
> 
> Yeah, this was NTKed some time ago.  The names may have 
> changed but the
> principle is the same.
> 

APPLE.COM.IS.THE.CHOICE.OF.ALL.SELF.RESPECTING.TERRORISTS.NET

Anyone spotted any others?

Mike.





Re: apologies

2001-01-18 Thread Neil Ford

>At Thu, 18 Jan 2001 10:54:40 +, Greg McCarroll 
><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>>  Apologies one and all,
>>
>>  i am not going to be able to make it tonight, today is my first day
>>  back at work after some flu like illness. i had hoped to make it
>>  tonight but currently feel like matt wrights code,
>
>OK. So we're now a speaker down. Anyone want to save the day by 
>stepping in to give a 20 min talk - or do I have to talk about 
>Symbol::Approx::Sub _again_?
>
>Dave...

Well I have both The Matrix and MIB with me on DVD and a DVD capable 
powerbook..

Movie intermission anyone?

Neil.
-- 
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[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.binky.ourshack.org



Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Aaron Trevena

On Thu, 18 Jan 2001, Dave Cross wrote:

> At 18 Jan 2001 10:09:04 +, Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> > And on the same lines...what with all these perlmongers on the market
> > right now, just bloody band together and start a consultancy. 
> 
> Sounds good to me. Anyone else up for it?

I would join but I appear to be jinxed at the moment. so it would be
unfair on the rest ;)

A.

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Re: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 11:22:45AM +, Robin Houston wrote:

> MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SECRETLY.RUN.BY.ILLUMINATI.TERRORISTS.NET
> 
> but
> 
> MICROSOFT.COM.INSPIRES.COPYCAT.WANNABE.SUBVERSIVES.NET
> 
> is quite a good explanation of what's happened :-)

Yeah, this was NTKed some time ago.  The names may have changed but the
principle is the same.

-- 
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   Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced



Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Cross

At 18 Jan 2001 10:31:02 +, Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> 
> > Yes, but [caveat] [caveat] [caveat]
> 
> you're (we're ;-) (almost) all alcoholics with personality disorders?


Depending on who we're targetting as clients, image _may_ be an issue
here :)


> Why keep giving the money to the pimps^H^H^H^H^H agencies?

Because agents are fine and useful members of society and we feel 
duty-bound to help support their cocaine habits?

Dave...



Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 10:31:02AM +, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:

> David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> 
> > Yes, but [caveat] [caveat] [caveat]
> 
> you're (we're ;-) (almost) all alcoholics with personality disorders?

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of me being too damned lazy
to whore myself around, to do the accounty boring stuff, and even to send
invoices out on time.  All that's fine when I'm just donig a bit of
consluting on the side, of course.

-- 
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   Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced



Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Philip Newton

Tony Bowden wrote:
> On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 12:05:41PM +0100, Philip Newton wrote:
> > I believe the reasoning given is data protection -- people 
> > consented to have their name and number in a book but only
> > for the usual use: looking up a number by name. And that
> > people are not allowed to provide reverse search unless they
> > have the consent of all the people involved.
> 
> I may be *completely* wrong on this one, but doesn't Data 
> Protection work the other way around? i.e. as long as you state
> what you're doing it's up to people to opt out, rather than opt
> in? 

Part of the problem may be that the data is generally gathered by German
Telecom, who publish the printed telephone books, and other companies who
wish to produce phone number CDs generally buy the data from Telekom. (The
price has been significantly reduced now, and I believe Telekom now is
obliged to sell the data.) And Telekom doesn't offer reversed phone searches
and probably isn't interested in them, so they probably don't state that
this may occur.

So if someone wants to collect data stating they want to use it for a
reverse search, they'd have to get hold of all the people all over again.

> Of course, this might be different in Germany, than in the 
> UK, and I don't really know much about Data Protection in the
> UK either ...

Then again, I could be talking completely out of my hat here.

Cheers,
Philip



Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

David Cantrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> Yes, but [caveat] [caveat] [caveat]

you're (we're ;-) (almost) all alcoholics with personality disorders?

Why keep giving the money to the pimps^H^H^H^H^H agencies?

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Re: (OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread Robin Houston

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 12:22:14PM -0500, mallum wrote:
> do a whois microsoft.com and see what you get.

Well, it looks like some new entries have been added in the last
couple of months. My favourite is still

MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SECRETLY.RUN.BY.ILLUMINATI.TERRORISTS.NET

but

MICROSOFT.COM.INSPIRES.COPYCAT.WANNABE.SUBVERSIVES.NET

is quite a good explanation of what's happened :-)

 .robin.



(OT-ish) whois microsoft.com

2001-01-18 Thread mallum

Im pretty sure this is a new one.

do a whois microsoft.com and see what you get.

mallum
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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 06:09:32AM -0500, Dave Cross wrote:
> At 18 Jan 2001 10:09:04 +, Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> > And on the same lines...what with all these perlmongers on the market
> > right now, just bloody band together and start a consultancy. 
> 
> Sounds good to me. Anyone else up for it?

Yes, but [caveat] [caveat] [caveat]

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Re: [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Cross

At 18 Jan 2001 10:09:04 +, Dave Hodgkinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> And on the same lines...what with all these perlmongers on the market
> right now, just bloody band together and start a consultancy. 

Sounds good to me. Anyone else up for it?

Dave...



[Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-18 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Roger Burton West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> On or about Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 10:37:27AM +, Steve Mynott typed:
> 
> >RH/Slackware/Debian/Solaris/FreeBSD/NetBSD/OpenBSD are all fine
> >systems but they need to be setup by someone who knows what they are
> >doing in the same way that Perl has to be written by clueful
> >programmers.
> 
> And competent *ix system builders/admins are about as easy to find as
> clueful programmers. And certifications are about as useful in finding
> them.

Talking of which, having interviewed/seen/lunched a fair number of
perlmongers recently and then offered a bunch of Java weenies, I still
need a BOFH. Not just someone who can "do", but who has vision to
drive things forward. Like me, only more anally retentive and will do
the second 90% of any job :-)

Anyone know one?

The money's only OK, but the toys are great :-)

And on the same lines...what with all these perlmongers on the market
right now, just bloody band together and start a consultancy. 

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Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Tony Bowden

On Thu, Jan 18, 2001 at 12:05:41PM +0100, Philip Newton wrote:
> I believe the reasoning given is data protection -- people consented to have
> their name and number in a book but only for the usual use: looking up a
> number by name. And that people are not allowed to provide reverse search
> unless they have the consent of all the people involved.

I may be *completely* wrong on this one, but doesn't Data Protection work
the other way around? i.e. as long as you state what you're doing it's up
to people to opt out, rather than opt in? 

Of course, this might be different in Germany, than in the UK, and I don't
really know much about Data Protection in the UK either ...

Just curious.

Tony
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Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Philip Newton

Tony Bowden wrote:
> The classic case is someone who retypes a phone book. You
> can't reissue it in the same order (i.e. alphabetic by surname)
> as the original, but you could quite happily order it numberic
> by phone number and no-one could do anything...

They could in Germany :-).

There's been quite a bit of hoo-ha about this in recent years. It started
out with a company providing a telephone CD (apparently they had people in
China type up printed telephone directories, which was cheaper than buying
the data from German Telecom) which also enabled you to search by number.
Then that was forbidden, and third-party companies started selling add-ons
that worked with vendor XYZ's telephone CD to add the reverse search back
in; those are forbidden, too, but these third parties are harder to get at.

I believe the reasoning given is data protection -- people consented to have
their name and number in a book but only for the usual use: looking up a
number by name. And that people are not allowed to provide reverse search
unless they have the consent of all the people involved.

Cheers,
Philip



Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Tony Bowden

On Wed, Jan 17, 2001 at 05:53:16PM -0500, Mike Jarvis wrote:
> > The information is factual. Factual information cannot be
> > copyrighted. Only the arrangement of it.
> 
> Nope.  What is a chart?  Billboard or R&R or whoever's view of what the most
> popular songs in a given week were.  They all use different methodologies,
> and are sort of an estimation as to what the popular songs are.

Not the issue.

The fact you are recording is "What Billboard said was number one". *That*
is a fact. Why they decided it was number one isn't the issue. 

Tony
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Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-18 Thread Tony Bowden

On Wed, Jan 17, 2001 at 08:40:56PM +, Roger Burton West wrote:
> >If you present the chart in a different format to how they did then
> >there's nothing they can do...
> Take a look at http://www.bath.ac.uk/~bssnrw/getchart.html for a
> differing viewpoint.

OK ... when I said "there's nothing they can do", I of course meant
there's nothing they can do if you're prepared to actually fight them
in court, not "they can't send you threatening legal letters that
actually carry no legal weight".

There's nothing at that page to suggest that CIN were doing anything
other than throwing their weight around just to scare someone off.
Which is what companies do all the time. 

I paid thousands of pounds for legal advice on this very issue (albeit
about 5 years ago), and the opinion I got was "factual information
cannot be copyrighted - only the arrangement of it". The classic case is
someone who retypes a phone book. You can't reissue it in the same order
(i.e. alphabetic by surname) as the original, but you could quite happily
order it numberic by phone number and no-one could do anything...

Tony
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