LOL, Richard, thanks and keep 'em coming...
On Wednesday, March 5, 2014 7:39 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: "I used to own an origami shop. It folded." On Tue, Mar 4, 2014 at 5:42 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: "I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me." > > > > >On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 7:14 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: > >"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it." >> >> >> >> >>On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>"I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid - he say he can stop anytime." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 8:11 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>"A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned >>>veteran." >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:44 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>>"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 12:12 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>"When chemists die, they barium." >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:41 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>"I tried to catch some fog. I mist." >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM, Richard Williams <pundits...@gmail.com> >>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies >>>>>>>>with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a >>>>>>>>particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in >>>>>>>>the eye and said, >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>"Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 7:29 AM, Richard Williams <pundits...@gmail.com> >>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>There were three Indian squaws. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third >>>>>>>>>slept >>>>>>>>>on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two >>>>>>>>>each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin >>>>>>>>>had twin boys. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>This just goes to prove that...the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal >>>>>>>>>to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 1:34 PM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>><pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name >>>>>>>>>> missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to >>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>> local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have >>>>>>>>>>taken Leif >>>>>>>>>>off my census." >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM, Share Long <sharelon...@yahoo.com> >>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Richard, imho these are very good for preventing dementia and or >>>>>>>>>>>Alzheimers (-: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Tuesday, December 3, 2013 12:25 PM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>><pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine >>>>>>>>>>>man. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin >>>>>>>>>>>strip of >>>>>>>>>>>elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, >>>>>>>>>>>chew,and >>>>>>>>>>>swallow one inch of the leather every day. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was >>>>>>>>>>>feeling. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady >>>>>>>>>>>lingers on." >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 1:29 PM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>><pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets >>>>>>>>>>>>and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as >>>>>>>>>>>>saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on." >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 12:08 PM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>>><pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts >>>>>>>>>>>>wanted to >>>>>>>>>>>>> produce other products, and since they already made the cases for >>>>>>>>>>>>>watches, >>>>>>>>>>>>> they used them to produce compasses. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in >>>>>>>>>>>>>Canada or >>>>>>>>>>>>>Mexico rather than California . >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>This, of course, is the origin of the expression,"He who has a >>>>>>>>>>>>>Tate's is lost!" >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 8:22 AM, Richard Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>><pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered >>>>>>>>>>>>>dolphins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>seagulls. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>trap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>he was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>immortal porpoises. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:38 PM, Richard J. Williams >>>>>>>>>>>>>><pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>war >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the Euphrates, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>went to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it". >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Don't you know >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who I am? I am the king!" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>difference >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>who you are." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 12/1/2013 3:46 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>avid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>destroyed in a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fire. And, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >
