"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."
On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 12:11 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > "Once you've seen one strip shopping center, you've seen a mall." > > > > On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 9:13 AM, Share Long <[email protected]> wrote: > >> >> >> LOL, Richard, thanks and keep 'em coming... >> >> >> >> >> On Wednesday, March 5, 2014 7:39 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> >> wrote: >> >> "I used to own an origami shop. It folded." >> >> >> On Tue, Mar 4, 2014 at 5:42 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> "I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me." >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 7:14 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> "How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it." >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> "I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid - he say he can stop >> anytime." >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 8:11 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> "A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned >> veteran." >> >> >> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:44 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> "Jokes about German sausage are the wurst." >> >> >> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 12:12 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> "When chemists die, they barium." >> >> >> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:41 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> "I tried to catch some fog. I mist." >> >> >> On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM, Richard Williams <[email protected]>wrote: >> >> A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies >> with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a >> particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. >> >> When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in >> the eye and said, >> >> "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas." >> >> >> On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 7:29 AM, Richard Williams <[email protected]>wrote: >> >> There were three Indian squaws. >> >> One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept >> on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two >> each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin >> had twin boys. >> >> This just goes to prove that...the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal >> to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. >> >> >> On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 1:34 PM, Richard Williams <[email protected]>wrote: >> >> A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name >> missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the >> local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken >> Leif >> off my census." >> >> >> On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM, Share Long <[email protected]>wrote: >> >> >> Richard, imho these are very good for preventing dementia and or >> Alzheimers (-: >> >> >> >> >> On Tuesday, December 3, 2013 12:25 PM, Richard Williams < >> [email protected]> wrote: >> >> An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. >> >> After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of >> elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew,and >> swallow one inch of the leather every day. >> >> After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was >> feeling. >> >> The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers >> on." >> >> >> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 1:29 PM, Richard Williams <[email protected]>wrote: >> >> A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets >> and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as >> saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on." >> >> >> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 12:08 PM, Richard Williams >> <[email protected]>wrote: >> >> Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to >> produce other products, and since they already made the cases for >> watches, >> they used them to produce compasses. >> >> The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or >> Mexico rather than California . >> >> This, of course, is the origin of the expression,"He who has a Tate's is >> lost!" >> >> >> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 8:22 AM, Richard Williams <[email protected]>wrote: >> >> A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins >> that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. >> >> One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap >> some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. >> >> Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was >> arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for >> immortal porpoises. >> >> >> On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:38 PM, Richard J. Williams <[email protected] >> > wrote: >> >> King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war >> with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the >> Euphrates, >> the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to >> Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. >> >> Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it". >> >> "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know >> who I am? I am the king!" >> >> Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference >> who you are." >> >> >> On 12/1/2013 3:46 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: >> >> Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid >> bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a >> fire. And, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
