"I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words."
On Thu, Mar 6, 2014 at 9:30 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down." > > > On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 12:11 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > >> "Once you've seen one strip shopping center, you've seen a mall." >> >> >> >> On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 9:13 AM, Share Long <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>> >>> >>> LOL, Richard, thanks and keep 'em coming... >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> On Wednesday, March 5, 2014 7:39 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> >>> wrote: >>> >>> "I used to own an origami shop. It folded." >>> >>> >>> On Tue, Mar 4, 2014 at 5:42 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> "I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me." >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 7:14 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> "How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it." >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> "I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid - he say he can stop >>> anytime." >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 8:11 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> "A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned >>> veteran." >>> >>> >>> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:44 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> "Jokes about German sausage are the wurst." >>> >>> >>> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 12:12 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>> "When chemists die, they barium." >>> >>> >>> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:41 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> "I tried to catch some fog. I mist." >>> >>> >>> On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM, Richard Williams >>> <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>> A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies >>> with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a >>> particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. >>> >>> When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in >>> the eye and said, >>> >>> "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas." >>> >>> >>> On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 7:29 AM, Richard Williams >>> <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>> There were three Indian squaws. >>> >>> One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept >>> on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two >>> each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin >>> had twin boys. >>> >>> This just goes to prove that...the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal >>> to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. >>> >>> >>> On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 1:34 PM, Richard Williams >>> <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>> A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name >>> missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the >>> local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have >>> taken Leif >>> off my census." >>> >>> >>> On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM, Share Long <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>> >>> Richard, imho these are very good for preventing dementia and or >>> Alzheimers (-: >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> On Tuesday, December 3, 2013 12:25 PM, Richard Williams < >>> [email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. >>> >>> After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip >>> of >>> elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew,and >>> swallow one inch of the leather every day. >>> >>> After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was >>> feeling. >>> >>> The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers >>> on." >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 1:29 PM, Richard Williams >>> <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>> A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets >>> and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as >>> saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on." >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 12:08 PM, Richard Williams >>> <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>> Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to >>> produce other products, and since they already made the cases for >>> watches, >>> they used them to produce compasses. >>> >>> The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or >>> Mexico rather than California . >>> >>> This, of course, is the origin of the expression,"He who has a Tate's >>> is lost!" >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 8:22 AM, Richard Williams >>> <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>> A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins >>> that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. >>> >>> One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap >>> some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. >>> >>> Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was >>> arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for >>> immortal porpoises. >>> >>> >>> On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:38 PM, Richard J. Williams < >>> [email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war >>> with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the >>> Euphrates, >>> the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to >>> Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. >>> >>> Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it". >>> >>> "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you >>> know >>> who I am? I am the king!" >>> >>> Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference >>> who you are." >>> >>> >>> On 12/1/2013 3:46 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: >>> >>> Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid >>> bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a >>> fire. And, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> >
