"I used to own an origami shop. It folded."
On Tue, Mar 4, 2014 at 5:42 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: > "I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me." > > > On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 7:14 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> "How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it." >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>> "I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid - he say he can stop >>> anytime." >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 8:11 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>> "A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned >>>> veteran." >>>> >>>> >>>> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:44 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>> >>>>> "Jokes about German sausage are the wurst." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 12:12 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> "When chemists die, they barium." >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:41 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> "I tried to catch some fog. I mist." >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk >>>>>>>> remedies >>>>>>>> with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves >>>>>>>> of a >>>>>>>> particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him >>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>> the eye and said, >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 7:29 AM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> There were three Indian squaws. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third >>>>>>>>> slept >>>>>>>>> on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first >>>>>>>>> two >>>>>>>>> each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin >>>>>>>>> had twin boys. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> This just goes to prove that...the squaw of the hippopotamus is >>>>>>>>> equal >>>>>>>>> to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 1:34 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found >>>>>>>>>> his name >>>>>>>>>> missing from the town register. His wife insisted on >>>>>>>>>> complaining to the >>>>>>>>>> local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must >>>>>>>>>> have taken Leif >>>>>>>>>> off my census." >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM, Share Long < >>>>>>>>>> sharelon...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Richard, imho these are very good for preventing dementia and or >>>>>>>>>>> Alzheimers (-: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, December 3, 2013 12:25 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the >>>>>>>>>>> medicine man. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, >>>>>>>>>>> thin strip of >>>>>>>>>>> elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, >>>>>>>>>>> chew,and >>>>>>>>>>> swallow one inch of the leather every day. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief >>>>>>>>>>> was feeling. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady >>>>>>>>>>> lingers on." >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 1:29 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the >>>>>>>>>>> toilets >>>>>>>>>>> and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as >>>>>>>>>>> saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on." >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 12:08 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts >>>>>>>>>>> wanted to >>>>>>>>>>> produce other products, and since they already made the cases >>>>>>>>>>> for watches, >>>>>>>>>>> they used them to produce compasses. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in >>>>>>>>>>> Canada or >>>>>>>>>>> Mexico rather than California . >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> This, of course, is the origin of the expression,"He who has a >>>>>>>>>>> Tate's is lost!" >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 8:22 AM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered >>>>>>>>>>> dolphins >>>>>>>>>>> that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of >>>>>>>>>>> seagulls. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and >>>>>>>>>>> trap >>>>>>>>>>> some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the >>>>>>>>>>> road. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, >>>>>>>>>>> he was >>>>>>>>>>> arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions >>>>>>>>>>> for >>>>>>>>>>> immortal porpoises. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:38 PM, Richard J. Williams < >>>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years >>>>>>>>>>> of war >>>>>>>>>>> with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of >>>>>>>>>>> the Euphrates, >>>>>>>>>>> the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he >>>>>>>>>>> went to >>>>>>>>>>> Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it". >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. >>>>>>>>>>> "Don't you know >>>>>>>>>>> who I am? I am the king!" >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no >>>>>>>>>>> difference >>>>>>>>>>> who you are." >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 12/1/2013 3:46 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were >>>>>>>>>>> avid >>>>>>>>>>> bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were >>>>>>>>>>> destroyed in a >>>>>>>>>>> fire. And, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >
