"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 7:14 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: > "How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it." > > > On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> "I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid - he say he can stop >> anytime." >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 8:11 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>> "A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned >>> veteran." >>> >>> >>> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:44 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>> "Jokes about German sausage are the wurst." >>>> >>>> >>>> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 12:12 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>> >>>>> "When chemists die, they barium." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:41 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> "I tried to catch some fog. I mist." >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk >>>>>>> remedies >>>>>>> with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves >>>>>>> of a >>>>>>> particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him >>>>>>> in >>>>>>> the eye and said, >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas." >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 7:29 AM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> There were three Indian squaws. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third >>>>>>>> slept >>>>>>>> on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two >>>>>>>> each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin >>>>>>>> had twin boys. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> This just goes to prove that...the squaw of the hippopotamus is >>>>>>>> equal >>>>>>>> to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 1:34 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his >>>>>>>>> name >>>>>>>>> missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining >>>>>>>>> to the >>>>>>>>> local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must >>>>>>>>> have taken Leif >>>>>>>>> off my census." >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM, Share Long <sharelon...@yahoo.com >>>>>>>>> > wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Richard, imho these are very good for preventing dementia and or >>>>>>>>>> Alzheimers (-: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, December 3, 2013 12:25 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the >>>>>>>>>> medicine man. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin >>>>>>>>>> strip of >>>>>>>>>> elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, >>>>>>>>>> chew,and >>>>>>>>>> swallow one inch of the leather every day. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief >>>>>>>>>> was feeling. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady >>>>>>>>>> lingers on." >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 1:29 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the >>>>>>>>>> toilets >>>>>>>>>> and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as >>>>>>>>>> saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on." >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 12:08 PM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts >>>>>>>>>> wanted to >>>>>>>>>> produce other products, and since they already made the cases >>>>>>>>>> for watches, >>>>>>>>>> they used them to produce compasses. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in >>>>>>>>>> Canada or >>>>>>>>>> Mexico rather than California . >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> This, of course, is the origin of the expression,"He who has a >>>>>>>>>> Tate's is lost!" >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 8:22 AM, Richard Williams < >>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered >>>>>>>>>> dolphins >>>>>>>>>> that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of >>>>>>>>>> seagulls. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and >>>>>>>>>> trap >>>>>>>>>> some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, >>>>>>>>>> he was >>>>>>>>>> arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions >>>>>>>>>> for >>>>>>>>>> immortal porpoises. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:38 PM, Richard J. Williams < >>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of >>>>>>>>>> war >>>>>>>>>> with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of >>>>>>>>>> the Euphrates, >>>>>>>>>> the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he >>>>>>>>>> went to >>>>>>>>>> Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it". >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't >>>>>>>>>> you know >>>>>>>>>> who I am? I am the king!" >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no >>>>>>>>>> difference >>>>>>>>>> who you are." >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 12/1/2013 3:46 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid >>>>>>>>>> bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were >>>>>>>>>> destroyed in a >>>>>>>>>> fire. And, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >
