Hello, it’s Peter here and welcome to Monday’s Levy Letter. I hope your weekend 
was good and I hope you’re looking forward to the week ahead. Join me tonight 
on BBC One at 6.30pm. On the programme tonight, Paul will have the forecast and 
also I'll have the first in the series looking at the work of our life-saving 
emergency services all across our coastline. I'll also have an exclusive look 
at the Hull researchers, who are working on a project in America to extract DNA 
from the body of a two hundred year old slave. I’ll have the full story 
tonight. 

Plus there was a huge event last night in Mablethorpe. Paul and I were there 
for the switch on of the summer illuminations. I'll have all the pictures from 
that. And at the start of the summer holidays, I'll have lots of suggestions 
for things to do in our region. So I hope you can join me tonight for Look 
North.


Weekend

I’ve had a very busy weekend. Thanks very much indeed to everyone, who came to 
the biggest dance ever on Saturday lunchtime in Hull at the Gemtec Arena. There 
were lots of people there, who I met, so hello to them. Last night was the 
switch on of the lights at Mablethorpe on the Lincolnshire coast. It was a very 
busy weekend in the region and despite the showers, a good time was had by all. 


Labels

Well, my word, I started something when I started talking about daft labels on 
things these days. I’ve had loads of emails and messages and examples. So I 
thought in the letter today and possibly tomorrow as well, I would put in some 
of them that have been sent in. Thanks for all of them. First of all, thanks to 
Tania – there’s a yoghurt from a well-known supermarket with a label that says, 
“This product contains milk.” And a note here from Julia, who says, “the label 
that I saw last week was on a pack of fresh salmon fillets from the 
supermarket. The label says – contains fish!” And this one from David Brent 
from Brigg. He tells me about a box of designer trainers with the words saying, 
average contents – two! And a few here that come from June FitzGibbon that you 
might like. On a bar of soap were the directions – use like regular soap. On 
some frozen foods were the serving suggestions – defrost before eating. On a 
shower cap – fits one head! On a bottom of a tiramisu desse!
 rt was the warning, do not turn upside down. On a well-known supermarket’s 
bread and butter pudding – may be hot after heating. On an iron – do not iron 
clothes on body. On some sleeping pills, which you can buy over the counter at 
the chemist – warning, may cause drowsiness. Christmas lights, which were for 
indoor and outdoor use only and a superman costume for children, which says, 
“the wearing of this garment does not enable one to fly.” And finally on a 
well-known airline’s packet of nuts with the directions, open packet, eat nuts! 
There’s more of the same as well. Thanks very much indeed for all of those. 
I’ll have some more maybe tomorrow. 


Michael Winner

They always talk about Michael Winner as the film maker, but he doesn’t seem to 
be making any films these days. But my word, he’s upset the apple cart with the 
next programme he’s made. It’s going out on BBC Two tomorrow and it’s called 
Grumpy Old Holidays. Michael Winner says that children should not be allowed to 
go on holiday, because they scream and shout and they yell. All children should 
be locked up until the age of ten and only selected ones should be allowed out 
when they’re ten. So, I’m sure there are some people, who would be thinking 
that life would be enhanced if Mr Winner was locked up indefinitely also! So 
there you are. Your views on Michael Winner and his thoughts on children 
gratefully received.


Letter

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and you think they would like one, then point them in the direction of either 
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Noises

There are noises that we love and noises that we hate. The top ten lists have 
been written down. The least favourite noises are screaming children. Michael 
Winner would like that one. That comes out at number one. Number two is the 
sound of nails on a chalk board. Number three is a car or house alarm going 
off. Number four is the dentist’s drill, number five is a yapping dog and 
number six is someone talking with their mouth full. Mobile phone ringtones are 
at seven, alarm clocks at eight, someone grinding their knife on a plate at 
nine and grinding your teeth is at ten! However, the most favourite noises that 
we love to hear… what do you think is at number one? Well, the glug glug of 
wine as it’s poured into a glass. The dawn chorus is at number two, cats 
purring at three, rain falling is surprisingly at four, laughter is at five. So 
rain is above laughter. That’s weird isn’t it? A stream flowing over rocks is 
at six. At number seven is a roaring fire, waves crashing onto a!
  shore is at eight, footsteps on fresh snow at nine and rain on a tent or 
caravan roof is at ten. I can’t believe that really. It sounds like we really 
like our rain don’t we? Anyway, any more sounds that you really like to hear or 
really hate, then let me know.


Men’s Brains

A man’s brain power can be damaged by sharing a bed. So say scientists! When 
men spend the night with a partner, their sleep patterns are disturbed, whether 
they make love or not, according to research. This leads to poor mental agility 
the next day. But women do not suffer the same problem. They too have disturbed 
sleep if they share a bed, but they tend to get a better quality of rest when 
they do drop off and their brain power remains undiminished. The findings 
suggest that if a man has an important day ahead, then he would be best to head 
off to the spare room, rather than share the marital bed. The research is in 
the New Scientist magazine. So there you are. Sleep alone and keep your brain 
on top form is the message to the men!


So, that’s it from me for today. Enjoy your Monday and don’t forget if there 
are any pictures you’ve taken over the weekend that you think we should see, 
then send them to me at the usual address of [EMAIL PROTECTED] See you tonight 
on BBC One at 6.30pm. 

Peter 

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http://bbc.co.uk/humber and http://bbc.co.uk/lincolnshire

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