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<---------------------PureHumour Joke Ezine!---------------------> Grab a seat and get ready to roar in laughter...you have reached the original home of PUREHUMOUR! In the unlikely event that you no longer wish to receive the "Best Humour on the Net" then you will find the unsubscribe instructions at the bottom of every mailing! May 1st...and we woke up to snow this morning...the winter that will never end! So last week they arrested Robert Blake...and millions of people around North America shook their heads and asked "Who the fuck is Robert Blake?" The guy had one hit TV show in the seventies...that really was only a hit because it contained a cute bird named "Fred"...Blake was never the star...Fred was! So now we are all preparing for another Hollywood murder trial. And 10 years after this trial is over...we still won't have any real knowledge as to what happened. Wonder if the same group of lawyers and judges are gonna get together again for a reunion? I'll wait for the movie of the week. Speaking of movies of the week...I have a really special editorial for tomorrow's issue...it is 10 years ago since the LA Riots that were caused by the Rodney King verdict...and someone who was there and had some personal experiences during the riots has written an article...so tomorrow's issue is one not to be missed! Today's issue includes contributions by: SunAmy, Laura, Jack, The Posens, Stan, Barb, Rubin. If you want to see your name here...send your jokes to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Jokes</a> ���-------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� Lets start with a quickie: What would happen if Satan lost his hair? 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My Mom taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" My Mom taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" My Mom taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished." My Mom taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." My Mom taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?" My Mom taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times... Don't Exaggerate!!!" My Mom taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world and I can take you out." My Mom taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE My Mom taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father ���----------------------PUREHUMOUR POLL--------------------��� You only need one! Check it out: <a href=" http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ">Poll</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ���-----------------------QUICK QUOTE----------------------------��� The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do. John Holt ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� HuH!! 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"I was born here." ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Subtle Sex Card <a href="http://www.jillsjokeline.com/sexcard.html";>Click</a> http://www.jillsjokeline.com/sexcard.html He Was Twice My Age <a href="http://www.jillsjokeline.com/whtlw54.html";>Click</a> http://www.jillsjokeline.com/whtlw54.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� <A Classic!> A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. "Hello, Mary?" "Oh, Bill! Is that you?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "What is it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I have lunch, then I have sex until supper, then sex till I sleep, then I start all over again." "Oh Bill, then you surely must be in heaven." "Hell, no! I'm a rabbit in Kentucky." ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Click here for a FREE HotMat mouse pad with FREE international delivery! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/7.html ">Click</a> ���------------------------STRANGE BREED!-------------------------��� If you like funny, wacky, and clean cartoons, then check out "Strange Breed". It's sure to make you and your whole family laugh." <a href="http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm";>Click</a> http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� At a small church a janitor is cleaning the pews between services when he is approached by the priest. The priest asks the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional booth and listen to confessions for me? I desperately have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She goes on and on but never does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's finished just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agrees. Just as expected the Widow McGee comes into the booth and starts her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor has no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. In his moment of desperation the janitor peers his head out of the confessional and asks an altar boy "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?" The altar boy replies, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke" ���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------��� When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ���-------------------------DEAR AGGIE--------------------------------��� Send in your questions to Aggie now! NEW...check out Aggie's Webpage at: <a href="http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/aggie/";>Dear Aggie</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/aggie/ ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Fixing the thing... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.10.620 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.10.620 Funny Billboard. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.10.621 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.10.621 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� More than anything, a young man from the city wanted to be a cowboy. Eventually he found a rancher who took pity on him and gave the lad a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said the man, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?" ���--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------��� A man went to visit his doctor. "Doctor, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk, "Hello Doctor, could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate" The doctor says, "Aha! I see the problem. Your arm is broke!" ���------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------��� Happy Meal <a href="http://www.jillsjokeline.com/meal.html";>Click</a> http://www.jillsjokeline.com/meal.html Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention <a href="http://www.jillsjokeline.com/invent2.html";>Click</a> http://www.jillsjokeline.com/invent2.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� "Sir, your daughter says she loves me, and she can't live without me, and she wants to marry me." "And you're asking my permission to marry her?" "No, I'm asking you to make her leave me alone." ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Website hosting at a price YOU can afford...great features... all the bells and whistles...get YOUR spotlight now: <a href="http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html";>Hosting</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Actual Newspaper Headlines [With comments by The Pooh-Bah!] * Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No shit...we thought they were supposed to crash!] * Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [That'll learn 'em!] * Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted [Are they hiring? I'll take that job!] * Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case [Following that...he wants to be placed in a piano bar!] * Farmer Bill Dies in House [Mary Mary Quite Contrary is devastated!] * Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Only if we run out of bathroom tissue!] * Prostitutes Appeal to Pope [errr...your excellency...you are supposed to be attracted to the Altar Boys!] * Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again [Instructions were in English!] * Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms [That is why I only eat male mushrooms!] * Teacher Strikes Idle Kids [This is who is gonna get that job on the SchoolBus!] * Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told [Go figure...if it had been further from the ground it would never have crashed!] * Miners Refuse to Work after Death [Fire them! What kind of excuse is that?] * Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [That'll stop repeat offenders!] * Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter [I've been in line-ups like that too!] * Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years [This time we are gonna do it the right way!] * Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One [Share and share alike!] * Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84 [Damn and I only got $500 in '85!] * War Dims Hope for Peace [It does? Who is the genius that figure that out!] * If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While [Huh?] * Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge [The yellow tape is being saved to mark off the dangerous areas when the bridge falls!] * Deer Kill 17,000 [They are still on the loose...watch for seedy looking deer!] * Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [And they are still digging up bodies!] * Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge [Stop it....I can't take much more!] * New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Obesity...larger test group....please...enough already!] * Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [But you gotta cook them the right way!] * Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire [He won't be doing that again!] * British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply [Oh man...first the obesity thing..and now dwarfs in short supply...my gut hurts!] * Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Another great program that just may work!] * Air Head Fired [And the problems was?] * Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction [Do we really want to know what pieces?] * Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training [That explains the low birth-rate amongst the faculty!] * Include your Children When Baking Cookies [Only if you cook them correctly!] * 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves [And some of them had nice pussies too!] ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Accidents happen... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.10.622 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.10.622 Duh!! <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.10.623 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.10.623 ���-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------��� A Thai company is providing people to cry at funerals, scream at concerts and slap faces. The call centre also employs staff for customers to have an argument with or throw a tantrum at. The firm is called 108-1900 which translates into "anything you can think of". Viriya Likitvong said he founded the Bangkok business to help friends who had lost their jobs. He said: "We visited a small restaurant which could cook to any order its customer might place. I came up with the idea of starting a business, in which we would try to carry out any instructions which our customers might have, as long as they were not illegal." Other services include accompanying customers on shopping trips and helping set up storage rooms, reports the Bangkok Post. Mr Viriya said they have even been hired to help wean a child off the internet. The centre sent an employee to befriend the child and persuade him to engage in other activities like shopping and physical exercise. Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a> ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a guy with his name had been in my high school class almost 50 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been my classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school. Yes," he replied. When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1955." Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?" ���-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------��� [||||] C A N A D I A N ' S B A C O N T H R E A T E N E D [||||] Rumors are ricocheting around TV Newsland like a suicide bomber's shrapnel that anchor Peter Jennings has been asked by his just this side of bankruptcy employer to accept a substantial pay cut. (LA Times) ABC should forget about Peter's salary. How about trimming that out of control set of eyebrows Sam Donaldson has been cultivating for years? B O N U S : [||||] P R E M A R I N P R I M E R [||||] "The Vagina Monologues" will end its Beverly Hills, CA Coronet Theater run of 594 perfs in mid May. (LA Times) The handwriting was on the wall when cast members began experiencing hot flashes on stage. Rumors that it will be replaced by "The Viagra Monologues" starring Bob Dole. Copyright � 2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved. http://www.topica.com/lists/funnysideup ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� "Over the past few years, scientists at Heinz say they've been developing what they say is a revolutionary new kind of baby bottle. It's a baby bottle actually shaped like a woman's breasts. If that's true, forget baby bottles, make beer bottles." ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� This is the WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BOOK! Get it now before it is banned...See why US Senators have been trying to block the sale of this book...learn the secrets of the pros...that NO ONE wants you to know! 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He could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the name as there were baseball hats, T-Shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry." There was also a fair selection of Chinatown souvenirs, indicating that the name alone had brought many tourists into the shop. The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase. The tourist asked, "Can you tell me how this place got a name like"Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry?" The old man answered, "Ahh... Everybody asks me that. It's the name of the owner." Looking around, the tourist asked, "Is he here now?" "He is right here," replied the old man. "He is me." "Really? You're Chinese. How did you ever get a name like Moishe Plotnik?" "Is simple," said the old man. 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" - Buddha - "He won the election and he is our President." - Al Gore on 4/22/02, referring to the man who lost the election (other than that, a pretty good speech found in its entirety here) - I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson - QUIZ FROM HELL During the LA riots, you were... a) Looting a bunch of Radio Shacks b) Setting your own building on fire to collect the insurance money. c) Locking the door, drinking wine, and watching it all on TV. HISTORY LESSONS FROM HELL On April 9, 1241, Mongols collected nine bags of ears after a battle with Henry, Duke of Poland, at Liegnitz. A feigned retreat separated the 500 Teutonic Knights from their infantry, and the Mongols slaughtered the entire infantry. Apparently you can fit 25,000 ears into nine bags. 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