Under the category of Why didn't I think of that
http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php
TGIF
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LOL!
Took me a moment to figure out what you were looking at. Love a sense
of humor!
Warren
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 10:00 AM, Boyd, Rebecca boy...@wfu.edu wrote:
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Under the category of Why didn't I think of that
http://gardner-webb.libguides.com/support.php
TGIF
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[mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Warren R. Baltimore II
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Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
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LOL!
Took me a moment to figure out what you were looking at. Love a sense of
humor!
Warren
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 10:00
Loved the 'conference'!
Joe
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 1:09 PM
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**
I love this one. Like many of you I have
I think we've all been in this meeting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
(it is safe for work)
Cheers,
Thad
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I received that in my email this morning from linked in perhaps.
VERY FUNNY!
On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com wrote:
**
I think we've all been in this meeting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
(it is safe for work)
Cheers,
Thad
: Friday, April 11, 2014 9:05 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
**
I received that in my email this morning from linked in perhaps.
VERY FUNNY!
On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 11:43 AM, Thad Esser thad.es...@gmail.com
wrote:
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I think we've all been in this meeting
503-415-5149
503-415-5149*
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I received that in my email
I love this one. Like many of you I have been the expert a number of
times. On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started
questioning the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or
may not be a member of this community :)
Jason
On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 8:43 AM,
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: [arslist] OT: Friday Humor
**
I love this one. Like many of you I have been the expert a number of times.
On one occasion I was kicked by the Project Manager when started questioning
the feasibility of what the customer wanted. That PM may or may not be a
member
the drones that followed their great wisdom.
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arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] *On Behalf Of *Jason Miller
*Sent:* Friday, April 11, 2014 1:09 PM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* Re: [arslist] OT: Friday Humor
**
I love this one
We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good.
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(In case the image doesn't come through, there's a filter in SRM 8.1 named
SRD:SRD:SkeepStatusRules_110)
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Sent: Friday, June 07, 2013 10:13 AM
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Subject: OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
**
We gotter
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*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
**
We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good.
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Of Thad Esser
Sent: Friday, June 07, 2013 10:13 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT (Friday humor): Sometimes the humor is right in front of us.
**
We gotter make sure we dun skeep 'em reel good.
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Since it is Friday and it has been one of those weeks I feel compelled to put
what an (older) friend sent to me here. I do live in Austin, TX, after all
(where plastic bags are now banned, and you get charged for paper bags - Except
at Target, apparentyl)
.
Checking out at the store,
As a tree hugger, I just have to say AMEN
On May 24, 2013 6:41 PM, bullcreek.com bauti...@bullcreek.com wrote:
Since it is Friday and it has been one of those weeks I feel compelled
to put what an (older) friend sent to me here. I do live in Austin, TX,
after all (where plastic bags
Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools,
database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may
find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution.
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
in
I was talking this morning with someone at my health club about Maxine
Waters' statement yesterday that we would lose 170 million jobs - which is
more than we actually have - and how anyone so stupid could get themselves
elected to Congress. And the other one who thought that an island (Guam)
Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh eachones mind from the
mamoth task...keping smiling. Have a nice day ahead folks
In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.
The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in
the shop,
but the man insisted on buying only
Both funny jokes :-)
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Sent: Friday, March 01, 2013 2:55 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
**
Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh
This has to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time
http://app.cooleremail.com/c.pl?46a31b4a5a9778ad41702904e8ac6702abd8c7287612b8a0
Christopher Pruitt
Business Consulting III
HP Enterprises Services
christopher.pru...@hp.com
www.hp.comhttp://www.hp.com/
100% agree.
For those particularly frustrating days, I've got a link to that video on
my Remedy Home Page in our Dev environment. Not sure I could get away with
it in Prod. :-)
My 8 year old daughter and I do this thing where we mimc that video with
whatever topic comes to mind. My wife isn't
T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed
He yelled at the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
I've busted my backside for darn near a year
Instead of Thanks Santa - what do I hear
The old lady
Meyer
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Account)
Sent: Friday, November 26, 2010 8:22 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT - Friday Humor
Subject: Truths for Mature
:22 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT - Friday Humor
Subject: Truths for Mature Humans
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.
2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.
3. I
Subject: Truths for Mature Humans
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.
2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out..
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a
Subject: Heart-warming lawyer story
This is funny but this lawyer is a cold piece of work.
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men on the
road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, Why
discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of
America Account)
Sent: June 11, 2010 3:23 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT - Friday Humor
Subject: Heart-warming lawyer story
This is funny but this lawyer is a cold piece of work.
One
lol
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Sent: 11 June 2010 14:23
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT - Friday Humor
Subject: Heart-warming lawyer story
With apologies to my lawyer friends.
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[mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Danny Kellett
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2010 10:52 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor
lol
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From
lawyer friends.
-Original Message-
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[mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Danny Kellett
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2010 10:52 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
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lol
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Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where
we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents
happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you
the address because the last West
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks
past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and
I'll give you back the
:-) Funny stuff!
Joe
From: PRUITT, CHRISTOPHER christopher.pru...@hp.com
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 9:38:48 AM
Subject: OT: Friday Humor - A Public service message about LIFE
**
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit
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[mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Rick Cook
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 11:22 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
Nice, Chris! Too true!
Rick
From: Pruitt, Christopher J
Date: Fri, 12 Jun 2009
, June 15, 2009 9:46 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
**
May I add a few?
You add somebody you see every day to your Facebook Friends list.
You have more passwords than fingers, and mnemonics for all of them.
You have never visited a physical branch of your bank
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Nice, Chris! Too true!
Rick
-Original Message-
From: Pruitt, Christopher J christopher.pru...@eds.com
Date: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:18:21
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT: Friday Humor
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password
http://www.newsday.com/media/flash/2009-04/46217527.swf
Maybe not really that funny
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1. Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiney
2. Is Visine.com a site for sore eyes??
3. What did the DNA say to the other DNA?Do these genes make me look
fat?
4. The primary function of the design engineer is to make things
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Now THIN client has improved but will never be quite as good as the FAT
client but many will continue to overlook that.
I humbly disagree, and I thought the best way to voice that would be in a rap.
(Please imagine a posse emphasizing the parts in bold...)
I sat down today at my PC
Gonna
So, what did YOU drink for lunch today in the BMC Cafeteria
:-p
On Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 3:13 PM, Easter, David david_eas...@bmc.com wrote:
** Now THIN client has improved but will never be quite as good as the
FAT client but many will continue to overlook that.
I humbly disagree, and I
It is going the way of the 8 track.
May the tape not break and the case not melt.
On Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 3:13 PM, Easter, David david_eas...@bmc.com wrote:
** Now THIN client has improved but will never be quite as good as the
FAT client but many will continue to overlook that.
I humbly
Most x l nt
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On Apr 17, 2009, at 2:13 PM, Easter, David david_eas...@bmc.com
wrote:
**
Now THIN client has improved but will never be quite as good as
the FAT client but many will continue to overlook that.
I humbly disagree, and I thought the best way to voice
LOL.I love it!
So, should we call you P-David, Easter-Dog, or maybe theBig DjE?
Juan Ingles
On Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 12:13 PM, Easter, David david_eas...@bmc.comwrote:
** Now THIN client has improved but will never be quite as good as the
FAT client but many will continue to overlook that.
Very impressive !! Vote for David as entertainment at the new user group.
Remember when all the top guys used to get on stage and do a song. The
polynesian outfits with the coconuts was particularily memorable. Granted
... for the rap David ... you'll need appropriately loose clothing and lots
UNCLASSIFIED
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold them while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
I hear a variation on this a few years ago...
Contractor's creed:
If you can not
Blind them with Brilliance,
Dazzle them with Diligence,
Baffle them with BS, then
Bury them in Binders!
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This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company
were instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on
the windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect
of a goose colliding with an aircraft traveling at high speed, the test
engineers
- Friday Humor
This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company were
instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on the
windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect of a
goose colliding with an aircraft traveling at high speed, the test
, December 05, 2008 9:36 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT - Friday Humor
This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company were
instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on the
windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect of a goose
Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor
**
ROFL!
I wonder what's more expensive? Explosive rounds or frozen chickens?
We may be able to simultaneously defeat terrorism and feed third world
nations...
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and Automation
860-766-4761
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Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 9:36 AM
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**
This is allegedly a true
860-766-4761
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*Subject:* OT - Friday Humor
**
This is allegedly
*Subject:* OT - Friday Humor
**
This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company
were instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on the
windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect of a
goose colliding with an aircraft traveling
9:36 AM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* OT - Friday Humor
**
This is allegedly a true story. Engineers at a major aerospace company
were instructed to test the effects of bird-strikes (notably geese) on the
windshields of airliners and military jets. To simulate the effect of a
goose
Yupthe name of the episode was 'Chicken Gun'...:)
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**
Didnt they do
:45 PM
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Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor
Yupthe name of the episode was 'Chicken Gun'...:)
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Airplanes Running Operating Systems
Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had
different operating systems running them.
DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast
till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.
DOS with QEMM:
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This book provides a comprehensive methodology for
Yikes! That was the year I started using Remedy!
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Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 10:27 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: ***SPAM*** OT - Friday Humor (at the very end of the old
You forgot one:
Android: Just hit search and Google will figure out where you are where you
are going and let you browse until you find something interesting. By the
time you are finished, you forgot where you were going.
On Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 7:25 AM, Pruitt, Christopher J
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Endresen
Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 2:56 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor
** You forgot one:
Android: Just hit search and Google will figure out where you are where
you are going and let you browse until you find something interesting.
By the time you are finished, you
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop
staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I just got hit up for an engagement to do an upgrade from Remedy 6.x to
8.0.
David Easter! When were you planning on telling us that 8.0 had been
released! Now I'm behind the curve again.
;-)
Tim
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Were they going to install it on Windows Server/SQL 2009, or Linux RHEL
6/Oracle 12?
Did they offer a parking space for your flying car? Or at least to share
their...um...source of inspiration?
Rick
On Fri, Jun 6, 2008 at 8:18 AM, Timothy Powell
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I just got hit up
Actually they do have a flying car... but we'll probably see version 8
before we see that in production.
www.moller.com
http://www.xconomy.com/2008/05/08/from-the-runway-to-the-road-terrafugia-redefines-the-flying-car-make-that-drivable-airplane/
Ben Cantatore
Remedy Manager
(914) 457-6209
Oh, I think we'll all be drooling on ourselves at the home before anyone
invents a vehicle that moves in three dimensions in a way that overcomes the
fact that most people have enough trouble navigating in two. It is a cool
concept, though, for the exceptions to the rule!
It's sort of like AR
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An ISO 9001:2000 Certified, CMMI(r) Level 3 Rated Company
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On Behalf Of Rick Cook
Sent: Friday, June 06, 2008 11:14 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday humor - 8.0 has
Folks,
It's been a long week already, so I thought I'd send this out early, as it
made me smile this morning. J
===
Gates vs. GM
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
Nice one! I needed that... Thanks Matt!
Wed Jun 04 2008 08:07:32 AM CDT from Matt Reinfeldt to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: OT: Friday Humor (early, I know)
**
Folks,
It's been a long week already, so I thought I'd send this out early, as
it made me smile this morning. J
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, What is politics?
Dad says, Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the
breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom,
she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the
Government. We're here to take care of your needs,
Somebody o
Place HolderInsert humor here/Place Holder
Somebody out there has to have something...
Darrell Reading Systems Engineer
Phone 479.204.5739
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68
Bentonville, AR 72716
Save Money. Live Better
Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked
readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are
the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
Julie,
Excellent !!
Thanks...Gidd
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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Julie Rockwood
Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 1:00 PM
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Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor
Here is the Washington Post's
:* Friday, February 15, 2008 9:03 AM
*To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
*Subject:* OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever
** Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays.
These excerpts are published
] On Behalf Of Rick Cook
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Subject: OT: Friday Humor: Happy Valentines like, whatever
** Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays.
These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across
the country. Here are last year's winners.
Her face was a perfect oval, like a
with thanks to Tina
New Words for the 21st Century
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed
or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
Here is one for all those football fans getting ready for the big event on
Sunday. Enjoy!!
Four Quarterbacks go to Heaven
God asks Eli
Manninghttp://www.nfl.com/players/elimanning/profile?id=MAN473170first:
What do you believe?
Manning thinks long and hard, looks God in His awesome eye, and
Nice... ;-
On 2/1/08, Shawn Rosenberry [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
** Here is one for all those football fans getting ready for the big event
on Sunday. Enjoy!!
Four Quarterbacks go to Heaven
God asks Eli
Manninghttp://www.nfl.com/players/elimanning/profile?id=MAN473170first:
What do you
Technologies
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Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:39 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor - Got any lemons?
** ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!
On Dec 7, 2007 10:23 PM, Durrant, Michael M. - ITSD [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
** I don't know if you guys have heard this one, but it's one of my
favorites
I don't know if you guys have heard this one, but it's one of my
favorites
---
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, Hey barkeep, got any
lemons?
The barkeep, without
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to
check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting
The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in
the
Thank you Claire this was great.
Sanford, Claire [EMAIL PROTECTED] 8/31/2007 8:55 AM
You may have seen this
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to
REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who
sometimes get flustered by
You may have seen this
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old
to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of
us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their
Forgive me...this isn't exactly funny, but I think it's cool, and I know
there are a lot of ex-military types on the list who might appreciate
it:
www.ladylibertyvictory.com/imagejpg.html
Norm
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Guess wether it's cool or not depends on your politics ...
For sure, that's the way 90% of the world views the US right now, for
better or worse.
-A
On Aug 31, 2007, at 10:06 AM, Kaiser Norm E CIV USAF 96 CS/SCCE wrote:
**
Forgive me…this isn’t exactly funny, but I think it’s cool, and I
I'm defiantly not old enough to remedy Abbott and Costello, but I've
heard of the famous sketch and after reading this I went over to
youtube to watch the actual sketch. Truly some funny stuff.
Thanks Claire.
On 8/31/07, Sanford, Claire [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
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You may have seen this
It isn't necessarily politics. General Smedley Butler indicated it's more a
matter of paying attention to what's really going on...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedly_butler
--Tim
--- Andrew Hicox [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Guess wether it's cool or not depends on your politics ...
For
Bah, I've been working on Remedy too much... that should be remember. lol
On 8/31/07, Robert Halstead [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I'm defiantly not old enough to remedy Abbott and Costello, but I've
heard of the famous sketch and after reading this I went over to
youtube to watch the actual
Tim,
I take that to mean that we should be aware of what political family's
patriarch was a particpant in the coup that Butler exposed, per the
wikipedia article.
Everyone else, if you don't know who that person was then you only
get one guess as to what his last name was. Wealthy Pro-Nazis
I am not in the mood to argue whether or not the original posting should
have been posted.
However, I am happy to say that this forum should NOT spend any time
on US politics or political history as a result of the post.
As much as those of us in the other 59 countries that receive the list
OK Daniel, the URL should never have been posted.
Drew
On Fri, 31 Aug 2007,
arslist wrote:
I am not in the mood to argue whether or not the original posting should
have been posted.
However, I am happy to say that this forum should NOT spend any time
on US politics or political history as
Thanks gang, for making my day easier...
I had a great laugh since this turned out to be implied humor!
You are the best!!!
Cheers,
--
Shyam
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From: Watson, Benjamin A. [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
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A project manager, hardware engineer and software engineer were in a car
heading down a hill when the brakes failed. The driver managed to get it
stopped by using the gears and a convenient dirt track.
All three jumped out and after peering under the car the hardware
engineer said, I see what
Signs You Are No Longer a Kid
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
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