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DEAR AUNTY - No. 9: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
The U.S. drew Italy with only 9 of 11 men at the World Cup. How?Osama
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Dear Osama:Isn't it obvious ? They're experts at 9/11 !
Cornel,
Just for your elucidation:
1. water: boils at 212 degrees freezes at 32 degrees.
2. difference between boiling freezing is 180 degrees.
3. because 180 degrees is difference between north south.
4. boiling water is a mixture of hot water cold water.
5. hot water is H2O and cold water
DEAR AUNTY - No. 8: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Our pai is very sick. GMC Hospicio are full. Apollo, Vintage, etc, too
expensive - we can't afford their rates. Where to take our pai ? Chico.
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Dear Chico:Pai Nursing
Hey Mario,
GOTCHA
My work here is done !
FR.
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Mario's gems:
Francis,
I'm sure Dr. Kaza Moyo's skills would be far more
usefully employed in your search for eternal youth...!
Dr. Moyo,
Welcome. Your surname is one I have not heard before...!
Having grown up an
Mario,
Appeasement? I think you need to go whistle :-) The
Indian saying ...a mind closed like a steel-trap encased
in a wooden head reminds one of all the whistles the
'cabal' has given you, and you refuse to blow ! To wit:
We gave him a wooden whistle,
But he just wooden whistle,
We gave him
no intellectual
superiority that you need to apologize for, though.
Francis Rodrigues wrote:
I'm sorry my intellectual superiority and physical
presence bother you. Perhaps you should seek
consolation elsewhere.
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Do not post admin requests to the list
Mario,
I'm sorry my intellectual superiority and physical presence
bother you. Perhaps you should seek consolation elsewhere.
FR
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Mario complains:
I have no idea what an un-goan thing is, but just to
relieve Francis and his complex personality of his intellectual
superiority, I
If you came in late: Miguel (16), Bertie (10) Anisha (22), live with
parents, Dr. G.A. Marilia De Souza, in Mangor, Vasco. Miguel's daily
attempts at sanity are dominated by his rambunctious family, friends,
neighbours, pet, father's patients and the endlessly bubbling ingredients
that make
DEAR AUNTY - No. 7: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Shocking news of the lady being bitten by a stray dog at the GMC !
What's the first thing you advise to do in rabies case like this ? Rabi.
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Dear Rabi:Quickly make a list
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DEAR AUNTY - No. 6: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Pls. help me with my SSC maths ! Is circumference = Pi r square ? Pina.
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Dear Pina: Pie not square. Pie round. Pao square.
DEAR AUNTY,
Please convey our heartiest Anniversary congratulations to Beatrice Cecil
Pinto !
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Dear Cecil Beatrice: On this day as you Dine Dance, From us all
Parabens !
DEAR AUNTY No. 5: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
I dont understand Goans. Instead of protesting Kadambas Last Bus To Vasco,
why are Goans whinging so much about that lousy Da Vinci Code ? Vincy.
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Dear Vincy: Give
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Hi Admin: really sorry bout this, format got messed up (forgot to
tab!)rather unreadable.. Been inundated with requests to re-set re-send.
Have now done so - would you be kind enough to re-post this in yr next, with
my apologies ?
If you came in late: Miguel (16), Bertie (10) Anisha (22), live with
parents,
Dr. G.A. and Marilia De Souza, in Mangor, Vasco. Miguel tries to keep sane,
his
daily musings dominated by his rambunctious family, friends, college,
father's
patients and the endlessly bubbling ingredients that make
DEAR AUNTY No. 3: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Bad luck. Our ship sank. If we make a Konkani Titanic, what to call it ?
Shippy.
Dear Shippy:Amchem No-ship.
Dear Mrs. Goveia,
Here is this week's report card for your son Mario, currently a student
at Toledo Correctional High:
1. HISTORY: Fails: Rahul Gandhi is the great-grandson (NOT grandson) of the
former Prime Minister of India, Jawaharlal Nehru (cf. GoaNet Dig. No. 455,
msg. 13).
2. ENGLISH:
DEAR AUNTY No. 2: WEEKLY TOP 12 :-))
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Im Gulf air-hostess. All loves me. I have handbags in Ye-man, Musket Abu
Dubai. Everytime more romancing me. Too many handbags, what to do ? Flossy.
Dear Flossy: Get a suitcase.
'DEAR AUNTY's': TOP 10 PROBLEMS THIS WEEK:-))
1.DEAR AUNTY,
I bought a big dog, to guard my cyberspace. Now it bytes everybody incl.
me. Doesn't sleep pokes its nose into everything. Can I muzzle it? Gabe.
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Dear Gabe: That is not a dog. Return it to the
1.FUNNY: Very droll, Mario, very droll - I can see your non-existent fan
club rolling hysterically in the aisles. With your military infatuation, pls
don't think of shaking my hand too - Gen. Francis Rodrigues, Chief of the
Armed Forces, was the greatest Goan military whiz ever-we could have
MARIO'S ADVICE: 'Mutton dressed up as lamb ?'
ADVICE TO GABE: Don jungle fatigues. Forward march, ten-hut, attention !
Circle the perimeter. Be not afraid. He will thank you. He will shake your
hand :-)
ADVICE TO REST: Hutton classes with Liz on Fridays.
Mutton classes
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Francis Rodrigues ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) has sent you a news article.
(Email address has not been verified.)
Personal message
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Domnic Fernandes continues (Part III) his reminiscence of
Mapusa of the 1950s
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Domnic Fernandes continues (Part II) his reminiscence of
Mapusa of the 1950s
Mario,
You are a pod. 70 posts a day ? Definitely a pod. No sentient being would be
craven enough to such self-aggrandisement. At even 5 min a post, that's 6
hours daily spent overwhelming the admin. You're not Kozyrev, doubt you can
bend time or even have a passing acquaintance with tensor
Mario,
'In alio pediculum, in te ricinum non vides !'
Question: Have you ever considered a brain - transplant ?
'Argumentam ad ignorantiam !'
Gary.
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Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2006 13:31:49 -0800 (PST)
From: Mario Goveia [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [Goanet] Re: Portuguese Passport the
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(biotech, gentech, etc.). I received this recent e-mail from
him, perhaps somebody (FN ?), would know somebody/org who might be interested
in the opportunity, could get back to me/Camilo:
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