[RollTideFan] Whizzzz (Non)

2005-08-07 Thread TIDE1
---BeginMessage--- ---BeginMessage--- An American tourist in London decides to skip the tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of stout. After

[RollTideFan] Yeahhh! - (non)

2005-07-25 Thread TIDE1
Subject: She don't care Reportedly, the lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster of Pamela Foster and Associates in Atlanta.  She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design and home planning.  She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq. Please  read. Note: I don't

[RollTideFan] Where's the loot? (non)

2005-07-24 Thread TIDE1
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.  This bookkeeper is deaf.  It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he landed the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have

[RollTideFan] Appreciation (non)

2005-07-21 Thread TIDE1
My thanks to you! I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet

[RollTideFan] Bulletin (non)

2005-07-20 Thread TIDE1
NEWS FROM FRANCE The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white 

[RollTideFan] New BAMA Fan

2005-06-30 Thread TIDE1
Family story   An Auburn family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Alabama jersey and says to his older sister, I've decided to become an Alabama fan and I would like this for Christmas. His big sister is

[RollTideFan] Short story... (non)

2005-06-27 Thread TIDE1
We were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.   I said, I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?   Yes, she replies, he's my ex-husband, and he has been drinking like that since I left him

[RollTideFan] RE: where's all y'all?

2005-05-20 Thread TIDE1
My primary residence is Saranac, Michigan, an extremely dull village of about 1750 if you count the stray cats and a few runaway hogs. Most are UM or MSU fans with a few for ND. Beautiful downtown Saranac is about as exciting as arbin/opelika except they have 2 BARS and an American Legion...

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (non)

2005-04-08 Thread TIDE1
Subject: Solution for Republicans The Republicans should back off and let men marry men; women marry women, and totally legalize abortion. In three generations there will be no Democrats! . . . . . . . . . . . . Subject: The Big Game As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (non)

2005-04-01 Thread TIDE1
Subject:    Whisper !! A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, Hello. SALESMAN:   Is your mommy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) Yes. SALESMAN:   Can I speak with her? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) She's busy. SALESMAN:   Is your daddy there? LITTLE

[RollTideFan] Re: Hey VO

2005-03-30 Thread TIDE1
Pat Smoot wrote... The Lady Spartans made it to the final 4 as well. Congrats to all. . . . . . . . . . Thanks pla. I only live about 35 miles from MSU and both teams are the main topic on TV and in the Newspapers. Then you add the hype of the Magic Johnson championship era, the Pope and his

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner (NonBama)

2005-03-27 Thread TIDE1
*Sunday School* The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. On one Sunday an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her.  He noted what a fine looking woman she was.  While they were taking up the collection, the man

[RollTideFan] *SPARTANS*

2005-03-27 Thread TIDE1
How about Michigan State over Kentucky in 2 OT. I had BAMA all the way and lost, so State was my #2 Team. My son is an Alum... RollSpartansRoll -vo- ___ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (nope)

2005-03-18 Thread TIDE1
Subject: Foreign Exchange   An Asian man walks into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walks out with $ 72. The following week, he walks in with 2000 yen and is handed $ 66. He asks the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week. The lady answers:

[RollTideFan] Re: HEY ~VO~!!!!

2005-03-17 Thread TIDE1
Jamie Watts wrote... Donut furgit the TGIF Groaner  Ewer Powell, Jamie churs . . . . . . . . . . . . I will try... but after the dog and pony show GROANER we had today, I will be hard pressed. Full court, that is. Oh well - Cheers -vo-

[RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-10 Thread TIDE1
Re: Anniston... to include Oxford, Golden Springs, Jacksonville et al. The entire area has one claim to fame, = Real Estate. Ever since Fort McClellan closed, many businesses have shut down or moved, causing many people to relocate. Plus, all persons (mil and civ) associated with the MP and

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner (non)

2005-03-10 Thread TIDE1
Groaner #1 of 2... There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance. As they get closer they

[RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-09 Thread TIDE1
Joel Perry wrote... Anniston? Who the hel lives in Anniston? Ain't that the place where they burn that nuke-lear waste? Yup - they got tons of nookie-waste to burn. Monsanto is still workin on their po-lutten problems. Who lives there... h... Once upon a time, Marie Hilley, Dr Nick, Faye

[RollTideFan] Re: RTF Member Check-in! [Just for fun]

2005-03-04 Thread TIDE1
yea or nay in the next day or so. Either way is fine with me. The damn snow up here is 2' deep, it is 8 above and I'm not in Anniston or G. Shores, plus there is No BAMA Football... Guess I better have a few more breers. RTR -Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS

[RollTideFan] Casualties (Non)

2005-02-09 Thread TIDE1
Subject:  Arms -- Washington D.C. Iraq According to http://www.casualties.org , there have been 88 hostile  fire deaths caused by firearms since the beginning of hostilities in  Iraq. The remainder of coalition deaths have been due to explosives or  accidents. What does this mean? If you

[RollTideFan] SPAM - (Non)

2005-01-28 Thread TIDE1
This may be of interest/helpful... -vo- MIKE WENDLAND: Sweet new weapon enters war on spam... http://www.freep.com/money/tech/mwendland28e_20050128.htm http://www.freep.com/money/tech/mwendland28e_20050128.htm ___ RTF mailing list

[RollTideFan] RE: I'll admit, I'm on the left.

2005-01-28 Thread TIDE1
From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] She hasn't caught on that I turn the ruler around and measure from the wrong end. Hey Joel - You must have screwed up. My Grandpa told me many times... Never marry a woman with big hands - they make your pecker look small! Cheers -vo-

[RollTideFan] Re: snow

2004-12-14 Thread TIDE1
Hey Krut - Come on up for a visit. See inclosed link for directions. Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/index.html ___ RTF mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net

[RollTideFan] Irony - (part)

2004-11-11 Thread TIDE1
. . . . . . . . . . . I guarantee - BAMA 20 - lswho satan's 13... RTR... Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ ___ RTF mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net

[RollTideFan] Haunted Places in Alabama (non)

2004-11-03 Thread TIDE1
For those interested. Hope this isn't a re-run and I missed the original. RTR - Cheers... -vo- GO to... http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/1004/news/haunted_alabama.html http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/1004/news/haunted_alabama.html

[RollTideFan] Re: Loose Cannon

2004-11-01 Thread TIDE1
I called him a few days ago and he said all is well --- EXCEPT his PC is down and he's having one hell of a time getting it fixed. I didn't mention it because I expected him back on line by now. HTH - Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM

[RollTideFan] Football Wednesday (UAB)

2004-11-01 Thread TIDE1
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[RollTideFan] Re: [non-Bama] Bush administration completes get-tough plan for Syria

2004-09-29 Thread TIDE1
-headed bastards that need it. Slef E. . . . . . . . . . . Jeff - You're a picture of my old slef. Pass in Review... -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List

[RollTideFan] Texas Dan - (non)

2004-09-21 Thread TIDE1
to Texas.  Way folks out here feel, you'd have to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get a dog to play with you.  Well, and maybe Mollie Ivins.   Russ Vaughn is a Vietnam veteran, Texan, and Poet Laureate of The American Thinker   http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM

[RollTideFan] Gator penalty?

2004-09-19 Thread TIDE1
Check this out... http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/UF15yds/ http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave

[RollTideFan] Re: Predictions

2004-09-03 Thread TIDE1
ALABAMA - 30 Utah State - 10 RollTideRoll -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list

[RollTideFan] *BIG TREAT* - (X-Bama)

2004-08-31 Thread TIDE1
Big Football Treat - Thursday - September 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Texas AM (+8.5) at UTAH - ESPN - 7:45 PM Eastern UTEP (+26) at Arizona State - FOX Sports Net AZ - 10:00 PM Eastern RTR -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM

Re: [RollTideFan] Knock, knock

2004-08-29 Thread TIDE1
Slef wrote: Anybody home. I are, and I are headed for the Daily Digest rat now. -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup

[RollTideFan] BOOBS

2004-08-23 Thread TIDE1
ago that said they were starting this free program and using it as a training vehicle to *improve the skills* of their Doctors that are providing this type of treatment for the wounded from Iraq and Afghanastan. RollTideRoll - Cheers... -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (non)

2004-08-20 Thread TIDE1
BARNER FAN PREPS FOR SEASON Follow this guy and see what he eats...??? http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.html?menu= RollTideRoll - Cheers... -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/ http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.html?menu

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-08-13 Thread TIDE1
the black horse don't know shit about cars! . . . . . . . . . . I'm tired of Groaners and Politics... It's time for *ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE FOOTBALL* !! RollTideRoll - Cheers -vo- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/RIPfatfill __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] *BLAIR* - (non)

2004-08-09 Thread TIDE1
America... -vo- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/RIPfatfill __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http

[RollTideFan] Alabama Style

2004-08-09 Thread TIDE1
asked, But, what's with the flowers? The man responded, When ya' break down they tell ya' to put flares in the front and flares in the back.I ain't never understood it neither. . . . . . . . . . . RollTideRoll... -vo- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/RIPfatfill

[RollTideFan] Sunday Wake Up - (non)

2004-08-08 Thread TIDE1
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[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBAMA)

2004-08-06 Thread TIDE1
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[RollTideFan] COACH - (BAMA)

2004-08-02 Thread TIDE1
Photo of CPWB circa 1945... (Shula?) Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/COACH/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup

[RollTideFan] COLLEGE SIGS

2004-08-01 Thread TIDE1
Thought some of you might be interested. See following link... http://community-2.webtv.net/glosimerwings/college/ Tired of *politics*... Ready for FOOTBALL... -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ http://community-2.webtv.net/glosimerwings/college

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-07-30 Thread TIDE1
, you ARE going to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you? . . . . . . . . . . Cheers... -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup

[RollTideFan] I'm Confused? (nonBama)

2004-07-28 Thread TIDE1
... Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-07-23 Thread TIDE1
.   The wife asked, What the hell are you doing?   The husband replied, I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law. ... RollTideRoll - It won't be long... Cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] News Anchors - (nonBama)

2004-07-20 Thread TIDE1
the Marine, and have you three assholes call me the aggressor? ... http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-07-16 Thread TIDE1
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[RollTideFan] BAMA Sports on TV - 2004

2004-07-13 Thread TIDE1
I get the Digest and don't know if this article has been posted. If not... check it out. http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1089710159192720.xml RollTideRoll -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base

[RollTideFan] Re: {ain't}

2004-07-03 Thread TIDE1
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[RollTideFan] Re; Age Survey

2004-06-12 Thread TIDE1
- RollTideRoll - cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaners - (nonBama)

2004-05-14 Thread TIDE1
they were  Viagra.   The guy said WHAT!  why these.   The dentist said they won't put you to sleep, but they will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth.   http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-04-30 Thread TIDE1
silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says...   That boy should have quit while he was a head. cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List

[RollTideFan] A Bridge Too Far - (nonBama)

2004-04-27 Thread TIDE1
of the issues. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate. .. END .. cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] TGIF Early Groaner - (NonBama)

2004-04-19 Thread TIDE1
is the moral of the story?      You'll love this                                   You can't kill two Birds with One Stone. Good luck to myslef at the tables... cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBama)

2004-04-16 Thread TIDE1
bag's and get out!' I told her. What about your friend? asked the bartender. I looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Bad dog!' Woof, woof... cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University

[RollTideFan] Re: Thinking About Football

2004-04-11 Thread TIDE1
to snuff* etc. After all, he said insiders described... to me that means that people that really know the *facts* have told him that things ain't good... Hope someone knows something other than Paul Balls making his usual noise. RTR - cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBama)

2004-04-09 Thread TIDE1
or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter S. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts. ... Did you Groan? cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-04-02 Thread TIDE1
proudly stated Simple, I just pulled them out of MYASS. cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-03-26 Thread TIDE1
walks around behind him, kisses him tenderly behind the ear and says. This just ain't your day... Now those 2 are really bAd !!! cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics

[RollTideFan] Bama 2nd only to Kentucky

2004-03-20 Thread TIDE1
Most outside the South think of Alabama as a football school, but the Crimson Tide is second only to Kentucky in SEC basketball success. Read on... cheers -vo- http://stanford.theinsiders.com/2/244288.html __ RollTideFan - The University of

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-03-19 Thread TIDE1
out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. So, the trainer exclaimed, that finished him off, did it? No, but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls! cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-03-12 Thread TIDE1
that! I'm dating Susan! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join

[RollTideFan] Marriage - (nonBama)

2004-03-08 Thread TIDE1
!! . Oh yeah cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-03-05 Thread TIDE1
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh? ... cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-02-27 Thread TIDE1
the gunge... + 8 seconds = She whispers in his ear It's called Blowjobs Revenge? Oh deer, oh deer!! cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (nonBama)

2004-02-20 Thread TIDE1
attractive blonde. I'd like her, he said.   I'm sure you would, sir, said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next. cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Taint)

2004-02-13 Thread TIDE1
Enzo's backyard in Queens! The Godfather asks the attorney: Well, what'd he say? The attorney replies: He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger. ... Free Initial Consultation cheers -vo- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER

[RollTideFan] Super Bowl Afterglow (not)

2004-02-11 Thread TIDE1
Subject: Super Bowl Afterglow President Bush called the Patriots and complemented them on a great game. Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed. Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson. RTR - cheers -vo- __

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBAMA)

2004-02-05 Thread TIDE1
Have A Nice Flight As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination. Tom

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBama)

2004-01-29 Thread TIDE1
Man from Texas A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.   Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls,Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?   The guy in the Rolls says, Yes, of course I do. I got one too... see? the

[RollTideFan] Re: CNN

2004-01-27 Thread TIDE1
Ron Rice wrote... CNN: Riots at Auburn University today Just saw hundreds of Auburn people going nuts on CNN. They were all in Toomer's Corner acting a fool. At first CNN said that the Auburn people were happy because the president of Auburn had just been fired. But, it was just reported

[RollTideFan] Re: Deers VO

2004-01-25 Thread TIDE1
Pat Smoot wrote... You have to be very careful how you explain things to kids. . . A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend? Grandma replied,

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (NonBAMA)

2004-01-23 Thread TIDE1
A HORSE IN THE BAR' A man walked into a bar, sat down at the far end and had a drink. He  noticed there was a horse in the back  of the bar room with a big pot of  money on the floor in  front of it. What's up with that? He asked the bartender, pointing  at  the horse.   You gotta put a dollar

[RollTideFan] Phat Phill - PI

2004-01-21 Thread TIDE1
I get the Digest. Hope this hasn't been posted earlier. See following link. heh-heh... RTR - cheers -vo- http://www.gomemphis.com/mca/football/article/0,1426,MCA_478_2591674,00.html __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (almost)

2004-01-16 Thread TIDE1
Three Cheers for TIDE People never remember to write in about the good things a product does, always the bad! So this is very refreshing!! With Important facts to remember!!! Dear TIDE, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! In fact, about a month ago while at home, I

[RollTideFan] Roundball or Music (Non)

2004-01-11 Thread TIDE1
With football all but over, maybe some music will help get you thru the winter. Click here - http://www.pianoladynancy.com/wavs.htm Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/ http://www.pianoladynancy.com/wavs.htm __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

2004-01-09 Thread TIDE1
Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60 ?   Teaching Math in 2005: El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de produccion es... ** Well, maybe it's not a Groaner after all? Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS

[RollTideFan] Why are we there? - (Non)

2004-01-02 Thread TIDE1
of more Americans killed in this dangerous land. It is clear!   We must abandon California. BTW - This is my 1st weekly TGIF Groaner - (Non) for 2004! Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/ __ RollTideFan - The University

[RollTideFan] Big Buck$$$$

2003-12-25 Thread TIDE1
WHAT!! - NO Christmas Bonus!! Poor thangs!! Click here or below... http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2003/writers/mike_fish/12/19/coaching.contracts/ Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/ http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2003/writers/mike_fish/12/19/coaching.contracts

[RollTideFan] Christmas Tree

2003-12-23 Thread TIDE1
chopping down the next tree that is the right size for our living room? That sounds good to me. I'm so tired I don't even care if we find one that's decorated or not! Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/ __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] Home for Christmas (Military)

2003-12-22 Thread TIDE1
This is the best ever. Tears me up Turn on audio and enjoy the slide show. God bless our troops. -vo- http://www.atthewell.com/home/index.php __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

2003-12-19 Thread TIDE1
Missed last week, so you must suffer thru two stupid groaners this week. Y'all can forgive me this one time because it's the ... *HOLIDAYS*... ... Groaner for Friday, 19 Dec 03... Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's

[RollTideFan] Re: TGIF Groaner - (Non)

2003-12-19 Thread TIDE1
Oopsie... Forgot to include my *very important* sig/link on my post. I know - So what! Please see link below. Overnight FedX will be fine ... Thanks! Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/VOSOS/ __ RollTideFan - The University

[RollTideFan] Re: UTEP Gonna ROLL ?!!1

2003-12-06 Thread TIDE1
Kurt wrote http://www.borderlandnews.com/stories/sports/todaysstories/20031205-52864.shtml Hay Hombre - I have three cees-ters you like very much JUAREZ is your *Destiny* amigo Cheers -VO- __ RollTideFan - The

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner (Non)

2003-12-05 Thread TIDE1
2 losers 2 day . * GOLF * A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee.  The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and

[RollTideFan] BCS LSU

2003-12-02 Thread TIDE1
LSU needs help from Syracuse... http://www.sltrib.com/2003/Dec/12022003/sports/116345.asp Cheers -VO- __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

2003-11-28 Thread TIDE1
last day, and that I wanted to do something special for you.  I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him.  Give him a dollar.'   Breakfast was my idea. Cheers -VO- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/BestBS __ RollTideFan - The University

[RollTideFan] Javvy Special (taint)

2003-11-27 Thread TIDE1
Subject: How the Catholic Church works There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Secola Antonio, whose   lives paralleled each other in amazing ways.   In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Secola was born in Italy.   Faithfully they attended parochial school from kindergarten

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

2003-11-21 Thread TIDE1
Subject: A Little Pink One A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for support. She

[RollTideFan] *Football Fan*

2003-11-21 Thread TIDE1
Now this is what I call a real football fanatic! (See article) BAMA will kick aubarn's a$$ thru their elbows! UA 20 - au 13 .. RTR -VO- . MITCH ALBOM: Better to sit in jail than miss the game November 21, 2003 BY MITCH ALBOM FREE PRESS COLUMNIST The judge

[RollTideFan] Iron Bowl 2003

2003-11-21 Thread TIDE1
Hot off the press! By: Ward, Butch November 21, 2003 7:46 AM   Iron Bowl '03   by: The Goat Man   The leaves have fell and it's gettin' cold,         It

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

2003-11-14 Thread TIDE1
. . RollMightyTideRoll BAMA 24 - LSU 20 Cheers -VO- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/BestBS __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

2003-11-07 Thread TIDE1
Q: How do you say Virgin in German? A: Fitzgutentite . Well, at least it was short this time. Don't forget - Old Age and Treachery will overcome Youth and Skill *RollMightyTideRoll* Cheers -VO- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/BestBS

[RollTideFan] FYI - (Non)

2003-11-03 Thread TIDE1
of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1'. --James Taranto . ** RollMightyTIDERoll ** Cheers -VO- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/BestBS __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner (Non)

2003-10-31 Thread TIDE1
Barbra Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.  After a tour of a reservation they were on, she was curious as to the number of feathers in the headdresses. She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headdress.  His reply was, one feather, one  squaw. She

[RollTideFan] Smokey

2003-10-23 Thread TIDE1
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[RollTideFan] TGIF - Groaner (Non)

2003-10-23 Thread TIDE1
- I have an *Itchy-Pussy* He replied, Lady, these Foreign Cars all look alike to me - just point it out when we get to it !!! Roll-MightyTide-Roll BAMA 24 - utk 20 Cheers -VO- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/Halloween __ RollTideFan

[RollTideFan] College Mailbox

2003-10-20 Thread TIDE1
Pick your College - Mailbox shaped like a football helmet. See link below. BTW - This catalog has a ton of wild junk etc Cheers -VO- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/Halloween http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/store/product_detail.asp?UID=2003102101331526item_no=50708+01keyword

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)

2003-10-17 Thread TIDE1
, there isn't any toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room!! RollTideRoll - BAMA 27 - OleMiss 20... And that's the way it is!! Cheers -VO- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/Halloween __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics

[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner (Non)

2003-10-10 Thread TIDE1
attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. My God! he said, where are your testicles? Vietnam, the general replied !! Cheers -VO- http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM

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