"Dr. Martin Luther King's children were reported on Saturday to have charged
the foundation funding his statue on the National Mall eight hundred thousand
dollars for use of his likeness and his words for the statue. No one can
believe it. Vultures circling high in the sky ask their young why they can't be
more like the King children."
- Argus Hamilton
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We Prefer....
http://tinyurl.com/czpf7m
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"There are more and more states now where you can get married if you are a gay
couple. For example, Vermont, gay couples can get married in Vermont. So that's
good news for Ben and Jerry."
- David Letterman
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There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing
each other.
http://tinyurl.com/c6r45n
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"During an interview with the New York Post, Rudy Giuliani said that he is
against gay marriage. Apparently, marriage should be only between a man and a
woman, and another woman and another woman..."
- Pedro Bartes
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My wife got mad at me for nothing, so I blamed it on teh gays getting married
and making our marriage weaker.
I don't think I've heard her laugh so hard in, like, forever!
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"In the Miss USA pageant, Miss California, Carrie Prejean, said she is against
gay marriage. Don't you love it when beauty contestants offer their opinions on
complicated issues? It's like those "YouTube" clips when a dog is banging its
paws on a piano keyboard. They're making noise, but they have no idea how."
- Alex Kaseberg
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The original:
GATHERING STORM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI
The other take:-)
GATHERING STORM CHASERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAhuPJV0A4Y
No Choice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mQVT2SC3M0
The Auditions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTPytutP3ZY
Join our Brownbow Coalition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0pPEAdDn64
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"A lot of people thought that Miss California lost the [Miss USA] contest when
she said she was opposed to gay marriage. So, apparently, she forgot who the
audience is who watches beauty pageants."
- Jay Leno
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"Miss California said in several interviews she didn't win Miss America because
of her anti-gay-marriage answer during the Q&A session of the event. She should
have known better; gays were the only ones paying attention to what she was
saying; straight guys were checking her boobs."
- Pedro Bartes
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Another Great Mind....
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=8263b1e7cdf0eb5a556d2e3d85f4494f
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Miss USA Contestant Earns Praise For Bravely Admitting Stupid Views
http://www.enduringvision.com/news/arts_042209.php
Although her baffling, idiotic answer to a judge's question may have cost her
the crown, Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean is being called gutsy by many
supporters, who say it takes a lot of fortitude to face the nation and openly
implicate oneself as having ridiculous ideas.
"You know what? Good for her," said one fan from California. "Only a very
special person could get up in front of millions of people to say such terrible
stuff. That is so inspiring to me."
Unlike many pageant contestants who only unwittingly reveal their idiocy,
Prejean embraced her limited capacity to reason, even appearing on the "Today"
show two days later to reaffirm that yes, she is that dumb.
"I'm proud of what I said," she told the cameraman, before being informed that
he was not the host of the Today show. "I know God is proud of me, too, because
He has not yet killed me."
"That's so amazing," said the cameraman, affectionately rubbing Prejean's
chest. "It's just so refreshing to hear you say the kinds of things that are
insane." ...
"For those of you who are trying to SILENCE this beautiful woman: uhhh, it's
called the First Amendment," commented someone from the internet. "I don't
know, maybe you could read about it some time? YOU IDIOT."
Later, the commenter edited his post to also read, "P.S. -- I'd hit it." ..
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"What was it, 101 today? Man, it was hot. People were sweating like Miss
California at the gay pride parade."
- Jay Leno
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Protect yourself from those damn homos!
A Gaythering Storm
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6eddb255b2
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"Barack Obama was in Venezuela this weekend for the Summit of the Americas, and
he shook hands with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Yeah, people are pretty
upset about it. He's a socialist dictator. You don't shake his hand. Instead,
you offer your hand, then pull it back and say, 'Psych! Sucker.'"
- Jimmy Fallon
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Gingrich Slams Obama Over Chavez
http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20090420/pl_politico/21445
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich tore into President Barack Obama Monday for
his friendly greeting of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, saying Obama is
bolstering the "enemies of America."
Gingrich appeared on a number of morning talk shows comparing Obama to
President Jimmy Carter for the smiling, hearty handshake he offered Chavez, one
of the harshest critics of the United States, during the Summit of the Americas.
"Frankly, this does look a lot like Jimmy Carter. Carter tried weakness, and
the world got tougher and tougher, because the predators, the aggressors, the
anti-Americans, the dictators -- when they sense weakness, they all start
pushing ahead," Gingrich said on "Fox & Friends." ...
Obama addressed such criticism before he left the summit in Trinidad and Tobago
on Sunday, noting his "great differences" with Chavez and expressing concern
for the Venezuelan president's "inflammatory" rhetoric toward the United States
and interference in neighboring Latin American countries.
"It's unlikely that as a consequence of me shaking hands or having a polite
conversation with Mr. Chavez that we are endangering the strategic interests of
the United States," Obama told reporters at a news conference. "I don't think
anybody can find any evidence that that would do so. Even within this
imaginative crowd, I think you would be hard-pressed to paint a scenario in
which U.S. interests would be damaged as a consequence of us having a more
constructive relationship with Venezuela." ...
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Wow.... Republican faux poutrage.
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The Moral Relativist
http://images.politico.com/global/090421_cartoon_600.jpg
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How do you think it's "playing in Peoria," that Republicans react so violently
and derisively to EVERYTHING that Obama does? People can only stand so much
incessant droning on about "how bad!" everything is that Obama does; after a
certain point, they'll just start to tune them out.
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GOP Slams Pro-Obama Obama Family Newsletter
http://www.underneathpolitics.com/polqhobamanewsletter.html
Conservative pundits today lashed out at the Obama Family Newsletter, a
publication written entirely by a staff of ardent Obama supporters; the primary
contributors being President Obama's two daughters who receive assistance from
their uber-liberal mother, Underneath Politics has learned.
"While 90% of journalists working for major newspapers across the country are
left-leaning, a whopping three out of three people responsible for the Obama
Family Newsletter actively campaigned for then-Senator Obama during his attempt
to win the Presidential election," said GOP Chairman Michael Steele who is
often bothered by the content of the newsletter. "Everything Mr. Obama does is
reported to be an achievement of epic proportions," Mr. Steele continued.
"Whether he's off in a foreign land 'trying to make friends with people who
haven't been very nice,' or telling Americans, 'we should treat Mother Earth
with more respect,' he's always doing something monumental."
Mr. Steele only wants a little balance to the bi-annual publication. "The
readership is dwindling, and not just because it's difficult getting mail to
Obama family members currently living in squalor in Africa. No, it's also
because his readers want to see opposing points of view - not propaganda."
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"President Barack Obama said Sunday that he "strengthens our hand" by reaching
out to enemies. Apparently, he is planning to call Rush Limbaugh next week."
- Pedro Bartes
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That Was One Thing, But This....
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=1aa7461e11cfecc0fd3695be4fea87ed
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"I don't talk to my enemies, I don't talk to them. I don't have to talk to them
to know what they think. I don't have to talk to them to know what they believe
about me. They say it anyway. My enemies are not to be gotten along with. I'm
not out to show my enemies that I care about them. I'm not out to show my
enemies that I'm not what they think I am. I'm out to defeat 'em. I don't run
around apologizing for myself. I don't run around apologizing for my success.
We need what Chavez has, oil? If we would drill our own -- this is what's
stupid. We go kiss the hand of the Saudi king, and we go down there, bow down
to Hugo Chavez. Why? Because they both have oil? We have oil, too! We just
don't have a president that wants to go get it. We don't have a Democrat Party
wants to go get our own. We rather have a Democrat Party that would like to see
their president run around and kiss the ass of people like the Saudi king and
Hugo Chavez who is a blatant
anti-liberty communist and socialist dictator!"
- Rush Limbaugh
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That Scoundrel.... He's Shaking Hands AND Bowing!
http://tinyurl.com/cdusy9
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"Eight years of isolation hasn't worked. We've isolated [Hugo Chavez], so he's
gone elsewhere. He's a sociable guy, so he's found the sorts of friends we
don't like. Eight years of isolation hasn't worked so let's try something else."
- U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD IN THE MEETING BETWEEN BARACK OBAMA AND HUGO CHAVEZ
from The Late Show with David Letterman
© CBS Broadcasting Inc.
10. Donde esta 'el Presidente dumb-ass'?
9. Sorry, Mr. President, they don't sell Marlboros here.
8. Let's get a picture of you shaking hands with Hugo Chavez to really piss off
Rush Limbaugh.
7. Mr. Chavez, I have a book for you, too -- Artie Lange's "Too Fat To Fish."
6. Does this breakup mean Lindsay Lohan is back to dating guys?
5. Remember, you can't spell Hugo without "hug."
4. I can't believe they killed Edie on "Desperate Housewives."
3. Does Biden really think he's fooling anybody with those plugs?
2. I think there's one thing we can both agree on -- there's a new star in the
Hollywood galaxy by the name of Zac Efron.
1. Is it too late for me to buy your Senate seat?
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He Is The President Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mFrML6s0hw
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"Many people are angry that Barack Obama accepted the gift of a book from
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. This is a special problem for the new U.S.
President. No one would ever have given a book to George Bush. That would be
like giving underwear to Britney Spears."
- Frank King
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"I can tell you from having spoken to a number of those Republicans that there
is considerable uncomfortability [?], at least on the right, with the
handshake. With I think the warm embrace between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez,
getting more disturbing than just shaking hands. He seemed to actually be
enjoying it. And as you say, you know, this is somebody with a very long past
of making comments, disparaging to the United States."
- FORMER Vice President "Dick" Cheney
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I thought Cheney only went out at night, and I thought you could only see him
out of the corner of your eye?
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OOGITY BOOGITY!!!
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=d0eb6997c19ed1a16b43a67c7fbc5aad
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"Dick Cheney is now criticizing President Obama, and he's saying that his
recent actions around the world are "disturbing" and "not helpful." Yeah, yeah,
things were so much better when Cheney was president, weren't they?"
- David Letterman
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Not Exactly Camera Shy!
http://www.cagle.com/working/090421/granlund.jpg
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"Republicans are criticizing Obama for shaking hands with a president that
rigged an election, destroyed the economy of a country and abused his power.
Obama apologized and said he was sorry, but that Bush had extended his hand and
he had to shake it."
- Pedro Bartes
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Which One....
http://cagle.com/working/090422/darkow.gif
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Um, guys? Remember Vladimir "Pooty Poot" Putin?
"I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straight forward and
trustworthy and we had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his
soul."
- President George W. Bush, June, 2001
http://discoursology.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/bush_putin.jpg
Still got the same impression? Guys? Hey! Where'd they go?
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Enemies....
http://www.sixtiescity.com/Events/Images/kenkrus.jpg
http://www.americanglobalu.edu/Images/Nixon.jpg
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/02/27/summit460.jpg
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"According to AP, U.S. manufacturers, including major drugmakers, have released
tons of pharmaceuticals into waterways. And today Rush Limbaugh started taking
scuba diving lessons."
"Wal-Mart announced Tuesday that many non-English speakers will soon be able to
read prescription drug instructions in their primary language, which will make
it easier for Rush Limbaugh to send his maid to get his Oxycotin."
- Pedro Bartes
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Judge Tells Blagojevich He Can't Go
http://blogs.suntimes.com/blago/2009/04/blagojevich_on_reality_show_i.html
A federal judge said that former Gov. Rod Blagojevich cannot go to Costa Rica
to film a reality show.
"I don't think this defendant in all honesty ... fully understands the position
he finds himself in," said U.S. District Judge James Zagel.
"I have to do it for my kids," Rod Blagojevich said this morning, before his
court hearing, explaining that he needs the money the NBC reality show would
pay -- as much as $80,000 an episode.
Blagojevich asked Zagel if he could travel to Costa Rica to appear on the
"Survivor"-style reality show "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here."
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"Rod Blagojevich, the indicted former governor of Illinois, lost his bid to
travel to Costa Rica to appear on that NBC reality show, 'I'm A Celebrity Get
Me Out of Here!' No, he was supposed to be on that show and the judge said he
couldn't go. You know what reality show he could be on? 'Cops.' How about
'Cops'?"
- Jay Leno
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Well, I heard Blago had already sold his spot on the cast anyway....
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"The judge did save me from eating bugs."
- Rod Blagojevich
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2009/04/blagojevich_and_reality_show.html
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"The Minnesota Supreme Court agreed Monday to hear an appeal from Norm Coleman
of a lower court ruling that Al Franken won the U.S. Senate election,
unresolved since last November. The court has no choice but to hear the appeal.
The warning says if you experience an election lasting more than four months,
see a doctor immediately."
- Argus Hamilton
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Sit Tight....
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=597cc78d09ec7d2cb35b5fa308a8489d
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Republicans claim to be the party of less government.... and they are starting
with Minnesota's U.S. Senate delegation.
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It's Only A Flesh Wound!
http://cagle.com/working/090421/matson.jpg
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