ugnet_: Africa HIV rates 'overestimated'

2004-01-09 Thread Owor Kipenji
Africa HIV rates 'overestimated' Fewer Africans may be infected with HIV/Aids than previously thought. Friday, 9 January, 2004, 11:54 GMT http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3379707.stm A survey by the Kenyan government has found that 6.7% of its people have the disease. Previous official

ugnet_: From abroad with money

2004-01-10 Thread Owor Kipenji
From abroad with moneyBy Henry H. SsaliJan 11 - 17, 2004 Several Ugandans leave the country every year to seek greener pastures abroad. The most favoured destinations being the UK, USA and Japan. They go out mainly to do manual jobs, commonly called Kyeyo in Uganda-speak. The success

ugnet_: UPDF paymasters vanish with shs 6bn(Even After being held in Bombo!!!????)

2004-01-10 Thread Owor Kipenji
UPDF paymasters vanish with Shs 6bnBy David KibirigeJan 11, 2004 KAMPALA - Several army paymasters have fled with close to six billion shillings over a period of time. From 1997 to date, more than twenty paymasters have either disappeared or died under unclear circumstances – and with them

ugnet_: Nkoyoyo asks leaders to quit early.(Museveni,Have you Heard???)

2004-01-10 Thread Owor Kipenji
Nkoyoyo asks leaders to quit earlyBy Patrick OnyangoJan 11, 2004 KAMPALA - The out going Archbishop of Church of Uganda, Rev. Livingstone Mpalanyi Nkoyoyo has asked leaders not to over stay in power but quit when still in their prime. “When you are chasing some one, you have to leave energy to

ugnet_: Gado on Devolution of Power Kenyan Style

2004-01-11 Thread Owor Kipenji
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Re: ugnet_: Germany regrets Namibia 'genocide'

2004-01-12 Thread Owor Kipenji
I would like to applaud the actions being taken by the Herero people in trying to get redress for the wrongs the brutal colonial masters visited upon their peaceful people. What worries me most is that the other so called benovalent serpent under the guise of good colonizers are always being left

ugnet_: Why Narc is gradually losing direction.(Ugandan Political Opposition take Note!)

2004-01-12 Thread Owor Kipenji
Why Narc is gradually losing directionBy JOSHUA G. BAGAKAS In his book, Principle-centred Leadership, Stephen Covey differentiates between following a map or following a compass in managing state affairs. Through a simple illustration, he shows why it is unwise to follow a map. Imagine an

ugnet_: Museveni:I'll sack my critics(Otafiire watch out!!)

2004-01-12 Thread Owor Kipenji
Museveni: I'll sack my critics By Sam Amanyire Jan 13, 2004 BUSHENYI - President Museveni has vowed to sack anyone who opposes him within the Movement. "I will continue sacking Movementists who oppose me since I can replace them with many people who want their jobs," Mr Museveni said here

ugnet_: Beauty breaking the silence on HIV

2004-01-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
Beauty breaking the silence on HIV By OMWA OMBARA LETS TALK: Miss Disability runner-up Susan Mwikali displays the sign for 'Aids'. Photos by Peter Muturi "Aids knows no disability!" Susan Mwikali's signs as she runs barefoot on the white expanse of the Serena beach in Mombasa. Tugging along

ugnet_: When butterflies have sex

2004-01-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
When butterflies have sex By Richard M. Kavuma an 14 - 20, 2004 In the end it was like one big family meeting: the president, his wife and 2,000 children. President Museveni has a face for all appearances and for this mostly teenage audience, he cut the posture of a liberal but firm father.

ugnet_: When butterflies have sex

2004-01-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
When butterflies have sex By Richard M. Kavuma an 14 - 20, 2004 In the end it was like one big family meeting: the president, his wife and 2,000 children. President Museveni has a face for all appearances and for this mostly teenage audience, he cut the posture of a liberal but firm father.

ugnet_: State House moles are working overtime.(Disinformation is a powerful tool)

2004-01-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
Comment Thursday, January 15, 2004 State House moles areworking overtimeBy MARTIN MULE Towards the end of Moi’s regime, leaks from State House and around the presidency were as endemic to Kenya as embassy cocktail parties. Policy-makers or bureaucrats, lobbyists or advisers, all use leaks to

ugnet_: Beauties make most men reckless

2004-01-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
Comment Thursday, January 15, 2004 Beauties make most men recklessBy CHARLES ONYANGO-OBBO If you were given a choice between getting, say, Sh100,000 today or waiting for a week to receive Sh150,000, what would you do? Researchers found that most people would wait for next week to pocket

ugnet_: 'Beat women' cleric gets 15 months!

2004-01-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
'Beat women' cleric gets 15 months By CNN Madrid Bureau Chief Al Goodman http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/01/14/spain.cleric/index.html MADRID, Spain (CNN) --A Spanish court has sentenced a Muslim cleric to 15 months in jail for inciting violence through a book he wrote advising men on how

ugnet_: Ugandan men are disgusting

2004-01-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
Ugandan men are disgusting Let's Chat with David Kibirige Jan 15, 2004 Uganda is a poor country. That is why government cannot pay a living allowance for the many unemployed. I have all these years, been conducting a survey, and found out that Uganda holds the record in terms of the number of

ugnet_: Living for a purpose

2004-01-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
Living for a purpose By Agnes Asiimwe an 14 - 20, 2004 Canon Gideon Byamugisha seems to enjoy telling this story. When he was two years old, he fell sick and his mother had to take him for treatment. The clinic was on an island across a lake. But when they arrived at the lake, the only

ugnet_: Court martial hits roadblock.Is this a Public relations Exercise or some Hollywood story?

2004-01-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
Court martial hits roadblock By Emmanuel N. Mugarura Jan 15, 2004 MAKINDYE - A court martial set up to try senior army officers ran into legal trouble as soon as it started yesterday. Brig. Tumukunde (L) chats with Lt. Col. Musoke (R) and other officers shortly after the court martial

ugnet_: The kind of man not worth dating.(Men watch out!!)

2004-01-15 Thread Owor Kipenji
The kind of man not worth dating By Sarah Namatovu Jan 16 - 22, 2004 When you start dating, you want the ideal man, the one who won't make you regret having met him. Dating the right man is interesting and any woman can achieve this by avoiding the wrong guy. Sarah Namatovu advises on men to

ugnet_: What drives men to strip shows?

2004-01-15 Thread Owor Kipenji
What drives men to strip shows? By Evelyn Lirri Jan 16 - 22, 2004 Last year was a year of many events on the political, social and economic scene. On the social scene, we saw the rise of strip tease shows or better known as ebimansulo in our country. It was also rated one of the worst events

ugnet_: A presidential system with reduced presidential powers.Is it the way forward?

2004-01-15 Thread Owor Kipenji
Letter Friday, January 16, 2004 A presidential system with reducedpowers best for KenyaBecause our presidents have been dictators, we have come to believe, falsely, that a presidential system of government is tantamount to dictatorship. I have suffered enormously from dictators who called

Re: ugnet_: Neem: A Tree for Solving Global Problems

2004-01-15 Thread Owor Kipenji
There are exuberant growth of the same in Uganda.In some places it has been used as mosquito repellants. Kipenji. ==J Ssemakula [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Is this wonder plant, the Neem tree (Azadirachta indica), grown in Uganda or anywhere

ugnet_: Give it to them straight,no lies about sex

2004-01-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
Give it to them straight, no lies about sex Naughty Nice With Nabusayi L. Wamboka Jan 17 - 23, 2003 There have been mixed messages this week from the first family. Mrs Janet Museveni now a good will ambassador for safe motherhood (I hear), was giving all the gloomy statistics about the

ugnet_: Gado and America's resources hunting expeditions

2004-01-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: 2 million Ugandans risk river blindness!!!.(What became of Professor Ongom's works????)

2004-01-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
2 million Ugandans risk river blindnessBy Simon Kakama Felix BasiimeJan 17, 2004 MBARARA - More than 2 million people in 21 districts of Uganda are at the risk of contracting river blindness, a Health ministry official has said. Dr Richard Ndyomugyenyi made the comments on January 15, at a

ugnet_: 10 myths women have about men

2004-01-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
10 myths women have about men By Susan Hayden As perceptive as women can be, they have yet to figure out the male psyche — an interesting and sometimes frightening place from which men forge their own unique approach to life. To gain a little perspective on man and his

ugnet_: Elderly 'pupil' isolated from young ones in class

2004-01-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
News Saturday, January 17, 2004 Elderly 'pupil' isolatedfrom young ones in classBy NATION Correspondent An 84-year-old Mau Mau veteran recently enrolled in Standard One will now take his studies alone. Mzee Kimani Ng'ang'a Maruge was separated from his classmates – aged between six and eight

ugnet_: Gado on using Corruption to fight Anti-corruption

2004-01-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: The Other woman

2004-01-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
The other woman Ever wondered why the other woman always gets the married man? It's because she cooks better than you do, says OYUNGA PALA. Men, have never had it so good. We are not even talking about the eligible man anymore. The net has been cast far and wide and any man, single or married who

ugnet_: The Martin Luther King Jr.America has ignored

2004-01-17 Thread Owor Kipenji
The Martin Luther King Jr. America has ignored By Patrick W. Gavin from the January 16, 2004 edition http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0116/p11s01-coop.html WASHINGTON - On Monday, the United States will celebrate the life of Martin Luther King Jr. with a federal holiday. We will hear stories of

ugnet_: Warrior Princess

2004-01-18 Thread Owor Kipenji
Warrior Princess Truck drivers who pick her up for sex get a lecture on protecting themselves against HIV, and she persuaded President Bush to commit $15bn to fight Aids. Diane Taylor meets an extraordinary campaigner Diane TaylorThursday January 15, 2004The Guardian

ugnet_: Gado on Presidential Powers

2004-01-18 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: 54% want Museveni out in 2006

2004-01-18 Thread Owor Kipenji
54% want Museveni out in 2006 By Our Reporter Jan 19, 2004 KAMPALA - As the country grapples with the question on whether to change the Constitution to allow President Museveni to vie for office after the expiry of his term in 2006, a national opinion poll shows that over half of Ugandans want

RE: ugnet_: Mbabazi ready for presidency

2004-01-21 Thread Owor Kipenji
ouble we'd have to convinve him to to retire? I doubt there would remain anyone with two eyes and/or unmaimed if he got real power! Original Message Follows---- From: Owor Kipenji <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] CC: [EMAIL PR

Re: ugnet_: Kabaka to Meet Sudan Elders Over LRA Rebels

2004-01-21 Thread Owor Kipenji
Why ask this question?.Has there even been a time in the History of the Kingdom,when the Kabaka was not political?. We really need a reality check here because even if Mu7 tells Ugandans that the restored Kingdoms are traditional institutions,he should know that culture per se can be used as a

ugnet_: When the wife earns more

2004-01-23 Thread Owor Kipenji
When the wife earns more OMWA OMBARA looks at the challenges women who earn more than their husbands face To all around them, Faith Kimani* and Sospeter Musamba's* have had a model marriage for the last 10 years but now pertinent issues that had accumulated dust under the carpet are slowly edging

ugnet_: It's all written in the loos

2004-01-24 Thread Owor Kipenji
It's all written in the loos By Robert Adam Kasozi Jan 24 - 30, 2004 Brussels - Back in the day in continental Europe, there was a job you dared not touch with a longstick. That job, with the unsexy title of night soilman, was left for drunks and never-do-wells who hadn't figured out what

ugnet_: Do you act your profession?

2004-01-24 Thread Owor Kipenji
Do you act your profession? By Agnes Asiimwe Jan 24 - 30, 2004 The best masseurs have never had a massage, and some cosmetologists rarely wear make up KAMPALA - Revelation that a local pastor was accused of devil worship, witchcraft, adultery and murder was horrifying. Could the same person

ugnet_: Referendum and 100,000 children dead

2004-01-24 Thread Owor Kipenji
On The Mark With Alan Tacca Referendum and 100,000 children dead Jan 25 - 31, 2004 In my article "Is it a Nyabushozi Vision?" a number of omissions were committed because the editor 'chopped off' some information which put it a little out of context. The word "descending" for example

ugnet_: Film on Aids poised to become a big global success

2004-01-24 Thread Owor Kipenji
Film on Aids poised to become a big global success A touching movie about an HIV/Aids sufferer could easily become a major box-office hit this year. Directed by Carl Seaton, the movie, One Week, is about a soon-to-be groom who takes an HIV test a week before the wedding. After a seven-day wait,

ugnet_: Remembering a great man of words-Charles Dana

2004-01-24 Thread Owor Kipenji
Remembering a great man of words – Charles Dana By NDIRANGU WACHANGA With our world continuously becoming incredibly unsafe, threatening the very human existence, despite unprecedented technological inventions and prosperity, human institutions are desperately searching for stable guidelines to

ugnet_: Are Africa Needs Exaggerated?. Food for Thought

2004-01-25 Thread Owor Kipenji
Are Africa Needs Exaggerated? The Times of Zambia (N’Dola) OPINION By KELVIN KACHINGWEJanuary 23, 2004 http://www.times.co.zm/news/viewnews.cgi?category=8id=1074836080 RECENTLY, the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) reported that a group of leading charities in the United Kingdom

ugnet_: German leader sets good example with Africa trip

2004-01-25 Thread Owor Kipenji
Comment Monday, January 26, 2004 CHEGE MBITIRU / There and About German leader sets good example with Africa tripIt’s refreshing when a leader of means like German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder whirls in Africa without flaunting might and only putting modest sums where his mouth is. Visits to

ugnet_: Aids virus killing Africa's lions-research

2004-01-29 Thread Owor Kipenji
Aids virus killing Africa’s lions - research By Nation Correspondent New evidence shows that Aids is not just killing millions of people in Africa but the lions as well, threatening the mere existence of the big cats in the continent. The dramatic reduction of animals in the continent from an

ugnet_: Treating uterine fibroids with herbal products

2004-01-29 Thread Owor Kipenji
James Njoroge / Women's Health Treating uterine fibroids with herbal products Hi, I just found out that I have fibroids, my doctor said that since my husband and I want to have kids he won't do anything right now, but will take another look in a months time. My biggest fibroid is one centimetre

Re: ugnet_: Re: When the wife earns more - Anyomokolo

2004-01-31 Thread Owor Kipenji
I married trouble(Anyomokolo) based on the reasoning you have outlined regarding marriage,you really have a very very very loong time to wait!. The main reason being,marriage is not about advantages and disadvantages,but about sharing unless ofcourse you think of the Britany Spears type of

ugnet_: A scandal greater than Watergate

2004-02-01 Thread Owor Kipenji
Title: Send this story to a friend February 1, 2004 A scandal greater than Watergate By ERIC MARGOLIS -- Contributing Foreign Editor "We were all wrong," White House chief weapons hunter and longtime war booster David Kay admitted last week. There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,

ugnet_: Do love and marriage really go together anymore?

2004-02-01 Thread Owor Kipenji
GEORGIE BINKS:Do love and marriage really go together anymore?January 30, 2004 In the book Still Life with Woodpecker Tom Robbins asks the question that plagues so many people these days - how do you make love stay? Can you make it stay by marrying, by enshrining it legally, by putting a ring on a

ugnet_: Gado on the Transportation Impasse

2004-02-03 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: Gado on the Excesses of Seat Belt and Speed Governors

2004-02-04 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: Female condom failed-minister

2004-02-05 Thread Owor Kipenji
Female condom failed – ministerBy Siraje K. LubwamaFeb 5, 2004 KAMPALA – Condoms for women failed to catch on because they were not compatible with our social norms, a government minister has said. “Women condoms were not adopted because of the social norms,” Mr Mike Mukula said on Tuesday

ugnet_: Gabon leader in beauty queen row.(The Case of the Lady who turned down the Large Bed)

2004-02-05 Thread Owor Kipenji
Last Updated: Thursday, 5 February, 2004, 16:31 GMT E-mail this to a friend Printable version Gabon leader in beauty queen row Gabon denies Miss Peru's allegationsA diplomatic row has broken out between Peru and Gabon over an alleged incident between a Peruvian beauty

ugnet_: Women want own World Bank fund.(Is this a Case of Delegation without Authority?)

2004-02-08 Thread Owor Kipenji
Women want own World Bank fund By Dorothy Nakaweesi Feb 5, 2004 KAMPALA - Women Entrepreneurs in Uganda have asked the World Bank to set up a fund to help them develop their businesses. Uganda Investment Authority's Dr Maggie Kigozi says it is difficult for women to get loans, since many of

ugnet_: Next US First Lady could be 'African'

2004-02-12 Thread Owor Kipenji
Next US First Lady could be ‘African’By CHARLES ONYANGO-OBBO First came the collapse of the British empire. That was about 90 years ago. Now the papers are reporting that the island nation is facing a massive collapse of something less imperial - the British libido. This is a story that can

Re: ugnet_: Gay Marriages, Sociology Knoweldge of science

2004-02-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
Members if I may interject,I am wondering aloud why people who engage in same sex relations really what the others who do not to believe that whatever they are involved in is actually marriage. Is it not time that these people coined a new word that actually defines whatever they are involved in

ugnet_: Why love and sex often sleep in the same bed

2004-02-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
Why love and sex oftensleep in the same bed Do you know why we celebrate St Valentine's Day? Why we go all gooey and buy each other chocolate and stuff? Was there actually a St Valentine? Well, there was. In fact, they were three. But no one's too sure which of them gave his

ugnet_: 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed

2004-02-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
"40 Ways Men Fail In Bed" 17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underwear is a at his worst. Lose the socksfist. 18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to thepenis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump awaylike an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel lie

ugnet_: LOVE GETS STRANDED

2004-02-14 Thread Owor Kipenji
LOVE once got stranded in an island that was sinking.RICHES came by in a boat and LOVE asked Riches forhelp.RICHES answered that in his boat,there was space onlyfor JEWELS,so could not take Love along.Then came VANITY,who on being asked for help to takelove to the next island,said LOVE would be

ugnet_: Love meter predicts success of marriage

2004-02-15 Thread Owor Kipenji
Love meter predicts success of marriage Last Updated Sat, 14 Feb 2004 12:51:02 SEATTLE - A mathematical model can predict whether a couple tying the knot is geared for success or is heading for the rocks, an American researcher says. University of Washington psychologist John Gottman says the

ugnet_: Egypt may soon lose control over Nile waters

2004-02-15 Thread Owor Kipenji
There About Monday, February 16, 2004 Egypt may soon losecontrol over Nile watersBy CHEGE MBITIRU There’s a major thoroughfare in Cairo, which has a median that’s awash with grass and shrubs. City beautification and social forestry are in vogue. But this median has in-built sprinklers. Not

ugnet_: SHIT HAPPENS IN VARIOUS RELIGIONS

2004-02-15 Thread Owor Kipenji
I sent the "Shit Happens in Various Religions" to my friend John Stark, who happens to have a PhD in Religious Studies. A week later he sent me his revised version, which is pretty serious, but also pretty funny.TAOISM: Shit Happens, so flow with it.CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, "If shit has to

ugnet_: Christmas Story

2004-02-15 Thread Owor Kipenji
Christmas Story "Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year. Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

ugnet_: The Truth be told,why Africans are Lazy and Tired

2004-02-15 Thread Owor Kipenji
For a couple years many africans have been blaming it on lack of sleeptoo much pressure from job, poor blood, but now I found out the realreason:We're tired because we're overworked. Here's why:The population of Africa is 800 million:200 million are retired.That leaves 600 million.There are 200

ugnet_: Castro exposes Bush's grammatical blunders

2004-02-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
Castro exposes Bush’s grammatical blunders Monday, February 16, 2004 http://www.nigerian-tribune.com/ CUBAN leader, Fidel Castro, resorted to humour on Saturday to defend himself from U.S. hostility, ridiculing President George W. Bush for his gaffes. “Bush could not debate with a Cuban

ugnet_: Briefcase parties bad for Democracy

2004-02-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
TUESDAY REFLECTIONS With Kintu Nyago Briefcase parties bad for democracyFeb 17, 2004 Now that Uganda has in the excess of 60 political parties, is this an indicator that we are considerably more democratic as a society? Caution is called for when responding to this question,

ugnet_: Wife tricks hubby in sex-for-tax scam

2004-02-16 Thread Owor Kipenji
Wife tricks hubby in sex-for-tax scamBy Jonathan AkweteirehoFeb 17, 2004 HOIMA – A woman who wanted to spend a night with her lover told her husband that graduated tax collectors were going to raid their neighbourhood that night. Reluctant to face the wrath of the tax collectors, the resident

ugnet_: Understanding Canadian Jokes

2004-02-17 Thread Owor Kipenji
It has come to my attention that some people are having a toughtime understanding Canadians like myself. So I am going to run througha very brief translation of the Canadian dialect and hopefullyease some minds out there.EH= pronounced AY (similar but not the same as huh)Eh is a useful word that

ugnet_: The Canadian citizenship test

2004-02-17 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
“The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women—And What To Do About It...” Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women—And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes... MISTAKE #1: BeingToo Much Of A “Nice Guy” Have you ever noticed that the really

ugnet_: Gado on AIDS Prevention Strategy

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: The Birds and the Bees

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
The Birds and the Bees A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no

ugnet_: Guess Who?

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
Guess Who? A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the

ugnet_: What do a lwayer and a sperm have in common?

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: The Pig with the Wooden Leg

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, ''That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.'' ''So why does he have a wooden leg?'' the tourist asked. ''Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.''

ugnet_: Observe the Book that Bush has!!

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: Observe the Book that Bush has!!

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: The Binoculars Bush at his Best

2004-02-19 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: The SHIT MEMORANDUM

2004-02-20 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: The SHIT MEMORANDUM

2004-02-20 Thread Owor Kipenji
MEMORANDUM To :All Employees From : Management Subject : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest lvel of quality in the work and productivity of our Employees,it will now be our policy to regularly train everyone through our longstanding program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY

ugnet_: Kenyans living abroad want special seat in Parliament.A True Case of Demon Crazia

2004-02-20 Thread Owor Kipenji
News Saturday, February 21, 2004 Kenyans living abroad want special seat in ParliamentBy CYRUS KINYUNGU Kenyans living abroad want the new constitution to create a special seat to represent their interests in Parliament. They want the Bomas of Kenya talks on constitutional review to consider

Re: ugnet_: Re: [FedsNet] UPC on Federalism

2004-02-20 Thread Owor Kipenji
Mwaami Ssemakula,often times a wiseman benefits most from his enemies that a fool from his friends. I really do not know where I can exactly place your line of argument especially so when it is apparent emotions and bile/gall are the force virtigo behind your outbursts. Do not think this type of

Re: ugnet_: Re: [FedsNet] UPC on Federalism

2004-02-21 Thread Owor Kipenji
Mwaami Ssemakula, for the record I want to put it to you that I ,in no way coaxed you to support UPC. Secondly by your kin and kith,I did not specifically refer to your Father/Mother /Uncle/Auntie who may share the same genetic map with you 99.% of the time,but I meant Baganda of repute who

ugnet_: LISTEN TO EVERY VOICE

2004-02-22 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: LIFT EVERY VOICE:BLACK HISTORY MONTH

2004-02-22 Thread Owor Kipenji
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ugnet_: BLACK HISTORY QUIZ

2004-02-22 Thread Owor Kipenji
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Re: ugnet_: Ssemo wants fight for Kabaka power

2004-02-22 Thread Owor Kipenji
Forget about what others say about UPC's support for Federalism and giving the Kabaka some meat on the skeletal Kingdom that he now presides over. When this institution i.e the cultural institution underwhich the Kabaka's description and domain falls, Dr.Paul Kawanga Ssemwogerere was the second

ugnet_: Gado on the US politics

2004-02-22 Thread Owor Kipenji
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Re: ugnet_: Cultural leaders should stay out of politics = NO! What is politics??

2004-02-24 Thread Owor Kipenji
Rehema, thanks for your spirited arguments.The issue you are hinting about has not been misunderstood by the Ugandan intellectuals as you refer to. Everybody really wants Federalism as a form of Governance to be given real chance to operate in Uganda. When you single out Buganda as the only region

ugnet_: Gado on Mu7's LRA Fiasco

2004-02-25 Thread Owor Kipenji
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Re: ugnet_: Re: [FedsNet] UPC on Federalism

2004-02-27 Thread Owor Kipenji
should be viewed as an insult.As a matter of fact i expect that the overtures will have the reverse effect of solidifying Buganda's support for the President. Believe me if the Kabaka endorses the UPC he will be doing so at his peril. From: Owor Kipenji <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL

ugnet_: 'Most SA men have sex problems' (Does this absolve Winnie???)

2004-02-27 Thread Owor Kipenji
'Most SA men have sex problems' By Ania Lichtarowicz BBC health correspondent, Johannesburg Some 70% of South African men experience some sort of sexual dysfunction, according to data debated at a conference on sex in Africa. The figures are considerably higher than in developed

ugnet_: Gado on Capacity Building Tanzanian Style

2004-02-27 Thread Owor Kipenji
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Re: ugnet_: 1962 unworkable arrangement!

2004-02-28 Thread Owor Kipenji
Apart from the naming of the proposed 13 states,is there anything fundamentally different from the 1962 unworkable arrangement? Just wondering aloud. Kipenji. === Yahoo! Messenger - Communicate instantly..."Ping" your friends today!

ugnet_: If you thought women were the weaker sex,just think again

2004-02-28 Thread Owor Kipenji
Opinion Analysis Sunday, February 29, 2004 If you thought women werethe weaker sex, just think againBy SIMWOGERERE KYAZZE So much for the characterisations of women as the weaker sex. If that may be so, Ugandan women, supposedly crafted from a man’s rib-cage, were obviously not clued in. In

ugnet_: It's women's day to propose

2004-02-28 Thread Owor Kipenji
It's women's day to proposeBy CHRIS HART February is always a romantic month – and especially this year. Not just St Valentine's Day – but Leap Year's Day too. You do remember what that means, don't you? The 29th of February is the one day, every four years, when traditionally it is the turn for

ugnet_: Why it's such a rare occasion

2004-02-28 Thread Owor Kipenji
Why it's such a rare occasionBy GAVIN BENNETT Today is the most unique day on the calendar. February 29 has occurred only 103 times in history, and only 14 of those occasions have been a Sunday. That makes today pretty unusual. But while many much more "common" days – like Christmas and New Year

ugnet_: God's cosmic pus and why we need a rest day each week

2004-02-28 Thread Owor Kipenji
God's cosmic opus and why weneed a rest day each week By JOE BABENDREIER Astronomers tell us we need the 29th day of February from time to time. The Ten Commandments tell us we need a day for God once every seven days. A schoolboy once asked: If God is so powerful, why didn't he create

ugnet_: God's cosmic pus and why we need a rest day each week

2004-02-28 Thread Owor Kipenji
God's cosmic opus and why weneed a rest day each week By JOE BABENDREIER Astronomers tell us we need the 29th day of February from time to time. The Ten Commandments tell us we need a day for God once every seven days. A schoolboy once asked: If God is so powerful, why didn't he create

Re: ugnet_: 1962 unworkable arrangement!

2004-02-29 Thread Owor Kipenji
So this time around,you did that very extensive consultations and yo!,you discovered that Bugisu and Sebei for example can work together or better still Bukedi which you refer to and yet that entity never exists anymore???. The taste of the pudding is in the eating and so I will keep my ears to

ugnet_: The missing 8 inches

2004-03-01 Thread Owor Kipenji
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchorwho will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? This is a true story . . . .There was a female news anchor who, the day after itwas

Re: ugnet_: 1962 unworkable arrangement! - Kipenji

2004-03-04 Thread Owor Kipenji
still waiting. I stick to Lugemwa's proposal, so you know where my support lies. Zakoomu R. Owor Kipenji [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: According to Professor Lugemwa one has to be able to recognise one's baby and from that statement,that was very pregnant with meaning I rested my case. You

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