The BMW UUC Digest 
Volume 2 : Issue 247 : "text" Format

Messages in this Issue:
  Re: Dead 1995 E36 M3
  Re: Dead 1995 E36 M3
  Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
  Re: Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
  Re: Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
  Re: Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
  FW: event report on Tutto Italiano (NPC, NBC)
  FW: Astonishingly, I actually *enjoy* my daddy's wild driving! (NPC, NBC)
  tech tip: fan removal
  <OT> Re: <E30> Brake Caliper Rebuilding

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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 11:05:35 -0700
From: Marco <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Dead 1995 E36 M3
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Did you wash the car anytime recently?  If so, pull the DME out and make 
sure it's not wet.  Sometimes the drain plug clogs up and the dme 
becomes flooded.  Your symptoms are classic of a wet DME

BTDT

Marco

Tom Melton wrote:

> I had a problem last night that continues on into today.  I was driving my 95 M3, 
> build 7/95, and after crossing some railroad tracks that cross the road, the engine 
> stumbled once.  Went about another 0.1 mile and it stumbles again.  That makes me 
> start to worry.  
> 
> About a mile later, approaching a stoplight, it dies.  The engine will turn over, it 
> just will not fire off.  I push the car (when traffic clears) to the gas station 
> nearby, pull out a Peake reader, and read the codes.  The reader displays a x'1A' 
> (decimal 26).  The table with the reader says that is a Control Unit Supply code, 
> and later when I check the Bentley manual, it is not listed.  Actually only 4 digit 
> codes are listed.  Ugh.  I had the car towed home (it was 11:30pm).
> 
> Now it appears to be worse.  The Peake reader will power up when connected to the 
> test port, but if I try to read the failure codes, it just flashes 'E'.  Also, I am 
> now not getting the 'check engine' light during key on bulb test.
> 
> Next I disconnected the battery for a minute and then re-connected.  Cool, have 
> check engine light during bulb test.  Try to start the engine, and it fires to life 
> for about 30 seconds, then dies again.  Once more, check engine light is 
> non-functional.
> 
> Disconnect the battery again, wait, reconnect...no check engine light.
> 
> Ok, so where do I start?  Find someone with a similar build date M3 and start 
> swapping parts?  DME failure?  Any clues?
> 
> Thanks in advance..
> 
> -Tom
> 
> 
> 
> Search the ARCHIVES:http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 
> 
> __________________________________________________________________________
> In memory of Michel Potheau - friend, enthusiast, founder of the BMW CCA.
> 
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> Short Shifter - accept no substitutes!
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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 14:16:29 -0400
From: "Tom Melton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: Dead 1995 E36 M3
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

No, not washed recently, and yes, I have pulled the DME to check it.  I disconnected 
it from the harness and re-connected it to verify nothing was loose.

The biggest issue now is there is no "check engine" light at initial turn-on of key.  
So my thoughts are the DME is fried.  Guess I need to open it, and make sure chip is 
firmly attached.

-Tom

>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/27/04 02:05PM >>>
Did you wash the car anytime recently?  If so, pull the DME out and make 
sure it's not wet.  Sometimes the drain plug clogs up and the dme 
becomes flooded.  Your symptoms are classic of a wet DME

BTDT

Marco

Tom Melton wrote:

> I had a problem last night that continues on into today.  I was driving my 95 M3, 
> build 7/95, and after crossing some railroad tracks that cross the road, the engine 
> stumbled once.  Went about another 0.1 mile and it stumbles again.  That makes me 
> start to worry.  
> 
> About a mile later, approaching a stoplight, it dies.  The engine will turn over, it 
> just will not fire off.  I push the car (when traffic clears) to the gas station 
> nearby, pull out a Peake reader, and read the codes.  The reader displays a x'1A' 
> (decimal 26).  The table with the reader says that is a Control Unit Supply code, 
> and later when I check the Bentley manual, it is not listed.  Actually only 4 digit 
> codes are listed.  Ugh.  I had the car towed home (it was 11:30pm).
> 
> Now it appears to be worse.  The Peake reader will power up when connected to the 
> test port, but if I try to read the failure codes, it just flashes 'E'.  Also, I am 
> now not getting the 'check engine' light during key on bulb test.
> 
> Next I disconnected the battery for a minute and then re-connected.  Cool, have 
> check engine light during bulb test.  Try to start the engine, and it fires to life 
> for about 30 seconds, then dies again.  Once more, check engine light is 
> non-functional.
> 
> Disconnect the battery again, wait, reconnect...no check engine light.
> 
> Ok, so where do I start?  Find someone with a similar build date M3 and start 
> swapping parts?  DME failure?  Any clues?
> 
> Thanks in advance..
> 
> -Tom
> 
> 
> 
> Search the ARCHIVES:http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
> 
> 
> __________________________________________________________________________
> In memory of Michel Potheau - friend, enthusiast, founder of the BMW CCA.
> 
> UUC Motorwerks - BMW Performance Fine-tuning and home of the Ultimate
> Short Shifter - accept no substitutes!
> 908-874-9092 . http://www.uucmotorwerks.com 
> 

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__________________________________________________________________________
In memory of Michel Potheau - friend, enthusiast, founder of the BMW CCA.

UUC Motorwerks - BMW Performance Fine-tuning and home of the Ultimate
Short Shifter - accept no substitutes!
908-874-9092 . http://www.uucmotorwerks.com



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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 13:26:57 -0700
From: "Scott & Charlotte Miller" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "E30 Yahoo Group" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
   "UUC Digest" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

I've decided never again to attempt any job that requires a Special
Tool, except for maybe the radio tool.  When we last left my rear
wheel bearing project, I was in possession of an incomplete bearing
remove/install tool set.  Doug Street was nice enough to bail me out
by overnighting me the complete tool set for getting the bearings out
and in.  Bill Gosma and I inspected the tool, reviewed the
instructions, figured out how everything worked, and put the tool in
place to remove the right rear bearing.  Everything was perfect and I
was prepared to make short work of the job.  We started turning the
threaded rod.  It tightened.  We applied more pressure.  And then
there was a loud "bang".  Not exactly what we expected.  And then we
saw what used to be the threaded rod, now in two pieces.  It snapped
in half.  I've posted some pictures on the E30 Yahoo Groups's Photos
page:

http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/e30/lst?.dir=/RearWhlBearingStuck&.src=gr&.order=&.view=t&.done=http%3a//briefcase.yahoo.com/

Or try this Tiny URL:

http://tinyurl.com/2kxo9

I'll get the photos on the other Yahoo Groups when I have time.

Don't worry, Doug, I'll get a replacement threaded rod from SIR TOOLS
and get everything back to you ASAP.  But clearly we're in over our
heads here in San Ramon, so I'm exploring options.  My preference, at
this point, would be for one of the local shops to figure out what is
wrong and do the job.

1.  How do you tow a car that has no rear hubs, half shafts, or
brakes?

2.  I could put the hubs, half shafts and brakes back on to tow it,
but that would be a half day job for me to not fix the car.

3.  It seems like I might have to replace one or both semi-trailing
arms, since the wheel bearing(s) must be somehow welded into the
arm(s) now.  That takes more special tools too, which I am not looking
forward to at all, and for which have no time.

It is looking a lot like I'm not going to O'Fest this year, and Brant
is gonna be back in his own car.  I'm not a happy camper.

Any advice is welcome.  Wise acre comments are not, although I'm sure
I'm gonna get a ration.

Scott Miller
GGC BMW CCA




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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 18:54:04 -0400
From: "Michael Lawrence" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Is the car located where a flat bed tow truck can get to the back end
first?   Jack up and place on pieces of wood, gently pull onto flat bed,
repeat at shop in place?   

I have seen wrecked cars moved in such a manner and then tow truck
unloads them right onto the shops lift.   

For this to happen, you have to use a patient tow truck driver who knows
what he is doing and a shop willing to do this also.   

Another reference point, I have loaded several wrecked cars by dragging
them onto a flat bed, taking the to the shop and then they are rebuilt
for re sale.   Loading and dragging without hubs etc didn't do that much
damage if placed on plywood and 2x4's.  

Mike

-> -----Original Message-----
-> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
-> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Scott 
-> & Charlotte Miller
-> Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2004 4:27 PM
-> To: E30 Yahoo Group; UUC Digest
-> Subject: [UUC] Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
-> 
-> 
-> I've decided never again to attempt any job that requires a 
-> Special Tool, except for maybe the radio tool.  When we last 
-> left my rear wheel bearing project, I was in possession of 
-> an incomplete bearing remove/install tool set.  Doug Street 
-> was nice enough to bail me out by overnighting me the 
-> complete tool set for getting the bearings out and in.  Bill 
-> Gosma and I inspected the tool, reviewed the instructions, 
-> figured out how everything worked, and put the tool in place 
-> to remove the right rear bearing.  Everything was perfect 
-> and I was prepared to make short work of the job.  We 
-> started turning the threaded rod.  It tightened.  We applied 
-> more pressure.  And then there was a loud "bang".  Not 
-> exactly what we expected.  And then we saw what used to be 
-> the threaded rod, now in two pieces.  It snapped in half.  
-> I've posted some pictures on the E30 Yahoo Groups's Photos
-> page:
-> 
http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/e30/lst?.dir=/RearWhlBearingStuck&;.
src=gr&.order=&.view=t&.done=http%3a//briefcase.yahoo.com/

Or try this Tiny URL:

http://tinyurl.com/2kxo9

I'll get the photos on the other Yahoo Groups when I have time.

Don't worry, Doug, I'll get a replacement threaded rod from SIR TOOLS
and get everything back to you ASAP.  But clearly we're in over our
heads here in San Ramon, so I'm exploring options.  My preference, at
this point, would be for one of the local shops to figure out what is
wrong and do the job.

1.  How do you tow a car that has no rear hubs, half shafts, or brakes?

2.  I could put the hubs, half shafts and brakes back on to tow it, but
that would be a half day job for me to not fix the car.

3.  It seems like I might have to replace one or both semi-trailing
arms, since the wheel bearing(s) must be somehow welded into the
arm(s) now.  That takes more special tools too, which I am not looking
forward to at all, and for which have no time.

It is looking a lot like I'm not going to O'Fest this year, and Brant is
gonna be back in his own car.  I'm not a happy camper.

Any advice is welcome.  Wise acre comments are not, although I'm sure
I'm gonna get a ration.

Scott Miller
GGC BMW CCA



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__
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CCA.

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Short Shifter - accept no substitutes! 908-874-9092 .
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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 16:53:02 -0700
From: John Bolhuis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

On Sun, Jun 27, 2004 at 01:26:57PM -0700, Scott & Charlotte Miller wrote:
> was prepared to make short work of the job.  We started turning the
> threaded rod.  It tightened.  We applied more pressure.  And then
> there was a loud "bang".

Maybe that threaded rod was already cracked?  Hard sayin' not knowing 
how much torque was applied to it.  Stuff happens...

-- 
 "It is an honor to be Cookie Monster."
   -Sesame Street spokeswoman Audrey Shapiro 

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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 23:50:05 -0400
From: "KMS - Brett Anderson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "UUC Digest" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Can't see the photos, something about a "group error".

What size is that threaded rod?  I've heard the SIR tools rear bushing tools
aren't up to snuff, perhaps the bearing tools too. Factory tool's threaded
rod is about 3/4" thick

Now, to ask the obvious, I assume you removed the circlip that retains the
bearing?

Brett Anderson
KMS


> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Scott & Charlotte
> Miller
> Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2004 4:27 PM
> To: E30 Yahoo Group; UUC Digest
> Subject: [UUC] Wheel Bearing Project Goes from Bad to Worse
>
>
> I've decided never again to attempt any job that requires a Special
> Tool, except for maybe the radio tool.
>
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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 21:13:06 -0400
From: "Dennis Liu" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "911" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "BMW List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: FW: event report on Tutto Italiano (NPC, NBC)
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

[yes, no Porsche or BMW content, but thought you might enjoy anyway.
Otherwise, just hit delete now!]

Friends, Romans and Countrymen:

        We car enthusiasts living in New England are a hearty lot.  We endure a few
months of less-than-ideal winter conditions, and more than a few weeks of
dangerously hot and humid summer blaze.  Our reward for being Yankee and
stoic through all this?  A few precious weeks of blissful, perfect spring
weather that lift our hearts with optimism about the new driving season.
When we're chipping away at the ice dams on our roofs in February, we
salivate with anticipation at that glorious, sunny spring day when we're
able to drive our beloved Italian cars with the windows lowered (the better
to hear the roar of the 'motore').  Those of you lucky enough to reside in,
say, California or North Carolina will never quite understand.  But just
when the buds of spring start to pop and the chargers come off the
batteries, Mother Nature rewards our patience by sending us . . . rain.

        Last year, as has happened periodically throughout the nine year history of
the Tutto Italiano show, the heavens drenched the greensward at the Larz
Anderson Auto Museum in Brookline, Massachusetts.  It rained so hard, even
atheists from the People's Republic of Cambridge were building arks and
collecting breeding pairs of red-crested birkenstocks.  It rained so hard
that even the wipers on German cars were struggling to keep up, much less
those on that 1972 Fiat 850 spider.  Still, the organizers persevered.  How
best to prevent a rain-out for 2004?  We devised a simple plan.  We would
turn the one-day show into a full weekend event; after all, Mother Nature
wouldn't punish us by raining the ENTIRE weekend, would she?

My photos are here:
http://www.photoaccess.com/share/guest.jsp?ID=A2AF5B3A956&cb=PA

        Thus it came to be that this May saw the traditional Sunday Italian car day
show at the Larz Anderson Auto Museum expand with the addition of a Saturday
luncheon, rally, cocktail party, parade and dinner.  Sponsored by Ferrari
Maserati of New England, Putnam Leasing, KTR Motorsports and Merrill Lynch,
Tutto Italiano, with over 200 cars, is the biggest Italian-car show in New
England, with one of the largest Ferrari displays.  The theme of this year's
show was the celebration of 50 years of Ferrari in the US - "What's Old Is
New Again" - with examples ranging from the ultra-rare 1962, ex-John
Surtees, multiple-race-winning GTO to the most recent example of the merger
of engineering and design, the Enzo Ferrari.

        Saturday morning dawned to clouds, some minor sprinkling, and an ambiguous
forecast.  The less-than-ideal weather, however, did not dampen the spirits
of the tifosi who showed up at the formidable operation that is KTR
Performance, in Ayer, Massachusetts.  We received a tour of this giant
restoration, repair, tuning and racing shop, with dozens of nifty toys
tucked away here and there, from an attic collection of Italian racing
motorcycles to an Indy car covered in dust in a dark corner.  We munched on
burgers while admiring the new AWD dynamometer and being filmed by a crew
from WheelsTV, a new cable channel outfit.

        After lunch, the 100+ mile rally began.  The route book, sprinkled with
questions concerning landmarks passed along the way, also had a list of
infernal trivia question about Italian cars.  Some were easier than others:
"What new car did mob boss Johnny Sack buy recently?"  "How many Ferrari
production models were turbocharged?"  Others were downright hard:  "What is
Enzo Ferrari�s middle name?"  The route itself, after a quick high-speed
blast down the highway to gain some clearance, meandered through the
backroads and gentle hills of central Massachusetts.  The weather,
fortunately, cooperated, with nary a raindrop falling, despite the constant
threat.  After stopping for an ice cream break, our valiant rally teams
roared off home for a quick clean-up before dinner.

        Saturday evening saw over a hundred well-dressed tifosi descend upon a
cocktail soir�e held by in the showrooms of Ferrari Maserati of New England.
Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Alfas and everything else was parked in the lots, on
the street, on the sidewalk, everywhere.  After sipping some tasty wine and
hoovering up the shrimp cocktail, we took over the street outside for our
parade formation.  As the Mass. State Trooper was preparing to leave, a pair
of rowdy teens in a 1987-vintage Pontiac Trans-Am howled at this display,
did a burnout, and raced down Washington Street.  Only to be immediately
pulled over by the irate trooper, who promptly dispensed a ticket!

        That would prove to be the only ticket of the day, as we pulled out and
proceeded through town, nearly 50 car strong.  Our parade drew stares of
attention as our convoy rolled through intersections.  The pace picked up
when the trooper elected, at the last minute and without any warning to us,
to lead this parade onto the Massachusetts Turnpike.  We were all excited at
the thought of a high-speed run down the Pike, until it occurred - hey, what
about the toll booth?  Those of us with transponders made it through without
a problem, but the "cash only" lanes were temporarily jammed with Ferrari
drivers clutching dollar bills, eagerly awaiting their slow electric windows
to roll down.  And after the tolls, of course, said drivers promptly nailed
the throttle to try to catch the head of the parade . . . gently rolling
along at 40 mph.

        This accordion effect caused a few cases of locked brakes, and we even
stopped all traffic on the Pike for a few moments, but this ride was hugely
memorable.  The roar of Tubi exhausts in the new $14 billion central artery
tunnel?  Priceless.  We exited onto Storrow Drive, then did a lap around the
Public Garden onto Newbury Street, Boston's official home of chic (well, as
chic as Boston ever gets).  Our hungry group pulled onto the cobblestone
driveway surrounding the magnificent townhouse that serves as headquarters
for Louis Boston, the anchor of Newbury Street and also home to Restaurant
L, a hip Asian-flavoured joint and our dinner destination.  We squeezed all
the cars into and around the building, making quite the sight for the
slack-jawed pedestrians ambulating about on Saturday night.

        We filled the room at Restaurant L, and demand for this dinner (sponsored
by Bear Sterns) had been so strong, we had to send an overflow party to
Davio's, a great Italian place down the street.  Sampling duck, salmon and
other treats while champagne flowed freely, ensconced on Newbury Street with
dozens of Ferraris surrounded us outside?  Ok, life was pretty good, made
better by raffling off a legendarily-hard-to-get Pirelli calendar from
sponsor Pirelli tires.  And even the weather held out, which meant no
panicked clean-ups before the show the next day!

        Sunday morning didn't look much better than Saturday morning.  The rains
had finally come in overnight, but had stopped by dawn and the forecast was
for better weather to move in before lunch.  As it turned out, enthusiasts
and spectators frustrated by the lack of good weather last year showed up in
droves.  Chief organizers Neal and Susan Heffron, in addition to managing
three dozen last minute issues, were also displaying their newest
acquisition - a gorgeous 360 GT!  Chief judge Christian Scott herded our
great corp of volunteer judges as they scrutinized the hundreds of
beautifully clean Italian machinery scattered about the great lawn of the
Museum.  Bruce Ledoux of Merrill Lynch, who not only wrote a big check to
sponsor the event but will also be heading the event next year, was running
about the place handling all the issues that the Heffrons hadn't yet gotten
to.

        Other highlights?  A phalanx of Lussos faced a squadron of 275 GTBs.
Dennis Gage and his crew from Speed Channel's My Classic Car wandering
about, filming everything that caught his fancy.  The raffle of a set of
Pirelli tires that happened to be won by the owner of a Lamborghini Diablo,
which wears the largest tires that Pirelli makes.  Kids running to and fro,
clutching free posters and other raffle prizes from Ferrari Maserati of New
England, pointing at their favorite exotic machinery.  The awarding of the
People's Choice trophy to a Dino 246 GTS owned by Dave & Fiona Friar.
Dozens of elated owners driving up the red carpet to receive their awards.
The presentation of the giant Founder's Trophy, dedicated to Neal & Susan
Heffron for making Tutto such a stunning success for the last nine years, to
the unrestored ex-John Surtees 1962 Ferrari GTO owned by Jim & Sandra McNeil
that competed in the 1962 & 1963 Tourist Trophy, 1962 Paris 1000kms, 1963,
1964 & 1965 Targa Florio, 1963 Nurburgring, and the 2002 Monterey Historics.

        And, of course the sun burning away the clouds to make this a
picture-perfect spring day in New England.  It's weekends like these that
make savoring a Ferrari in New England all worthwhile.

vty,

--Dennis


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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 21:13:09 -0400
From: "Dennis Liu" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "911" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "BMW List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: FW: Astonishingly, I actually *enjoy* my daddy's wild driving! (NPC, NBC)
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

[yes, no BMW content, but we DID do this in our 996 (OPC!!!), as it actually
has room for a Child Seat!  And I thought you might enjoy anyway.
Otherwise, just hit delete now!]


        My Ferrari Adventure in New Hampshire

-- by Charlize J. Liu, age 1.

        I love fast cars.  It must be genetic - both Mommy and Daddy drive our
Ferrari on the track.  In the 12 months since my arrival, I've been to a few
concours, several track events, and even gotten a ride in an F40.  But the
club events I enjoy most are the weekends spent away with fellow
enthusiasts.  This past May, the New England Region held its third annual
New Hampshire Weekend Lollapalooza, with over sixty members blitzkreig-ing
the White Mountains!

        Tucked into my child seat, I watched our parade of cars roll into the
compound of Sherman Wolf, one of our regions most enthusiastic Ferrari
collectors.  We parked dozens of cars on his back lawn, everything from a
Daytona Spider to an F50.  I got to sit in a bunch of historic cars, even if
I couldn't reach the pedals.  A California Spider!  A 340 Mille Miglia!  My
head was spinning.  The 500/F2 Monoposto!  Perhaps the prettiest car in the
garage, the 500 TRC (though I think my daddy prefers the 288GTO in the
corner, the heathen).

My photos are here:
http://www.photoaccess.com/share/guest.jsp?ID=AF00513A94F&cb=PA

      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                 SPONSORED BY:
  FERRARI MASERATI OF NEW ENGLAND, West Newton, MA  (617) 559-0123
                     and
  INDEPENDENT FERRARI SERVICE, South Easton, MA  (508) 238-4224
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

        After lunch, we said goodbye to our hosts and roared our way North to the
Mountain View Grand Hotel and Resort, our headquarters for the weekend.
Built over a century ago, we've returned twice now to this little 400 acre
gem [www.mountainviewgrand.com].  We took over the entire front driveway,
even parking around the giant central fountain.  Some members scurried
upstairs for luxury spa appointments, while detailing cars took priority for
others.

        Dinner was a great opportunity to say hello to all of my honorary aunts and
uncles!  Most everyone were friends, and newcomers were enthusiastically
welcomed.  After dinner, daddy somehow enticed everyone into playing
sudden-death competitive karaoke, where the computer actually RATED one's
performance.  It was great fun, even for those to whom Simon Cowell would
have fixated with a withering stare!  From my crib, I could hear the
laughter from the latge night scotch session on the veranda - boy, adults
get to have all the fun!

        Saturday morning saw our convoy head even further North, seeking those
twisty mountain roads.  Even strapped in, I could see the Challenge Stradale
tailing us, and I could HEAR the F50 following that.  One road was like a
giant roller coaster - it was so tortuous, that even though everyone was in
a line, the rapid elevation changes meant you couldn't see anyone else!  We
made our way through several notches in the Presidential Range, with one
route instruction marked only as "WHEEE!"  As for top speeds . . . well,
suffice to say that some drivers were testing Maranello's claim of usable
downforce.

        Our lunch stop was at the Mount Washington Hotel & Resort, another huge
artifact from another era, just suffused with history.  We did a
less-than-perfect parking job on their front lawn, with Ferraris scattered
about here and there - heck, just a chaotic sea of red!  Our afternoon run
back to the Mountain View Grand was interrupted by a brief downpour, but no
matter; we were sated and happy.

        The cocktail reception that night spawned further chaos, as everyone did
their best to lie, cheat and steal to assemble the best poker hands from
playing cards collected throughout the day.  We then had another great meal,
and everyone got lots and lots of prizes and gifts (hey, I didn't win
anything!).  After brunch the next day, we said our goodbyes, packed up our
cars and hit the road for the drive home.

        I can't wait until I get my driver's license!  Everyone in the club is so
nice and sweet and willing to play with me.  As nice as the cars were, and
as much fun to drive as they are, what really made this trip fun and
memorable were the people.    Great roads, great foods, great friends -
great fun.  "Wheee" indeed!

        Well, like Daddy, I have to stop now to go and have some veal chops and hot
sausages for dinner.  Unlike Daddy, I've tried to keep this report short,
and I hope you've enjoyed it!

Love,

--Charlie


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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 21:26:10 -0700
From: John Bolhuis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: tech tip: fan removal
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

 I was trying to remove my fan yesterday with special non-bmw issue 32mm
bicycle headset wrench.  It was just a little tight, and no amount of
whacking the wrench with solid or semi-solid objects would break it
loose.  Inspiration struck and I tried using the suspension adjuster
wrench from my motorcycle tool kit as a pulley holder tool.  It worked
perfectly.  Just as good is a bicycle bottom bracket wrench. 

-- 
 "It is an honor to be Cookie Monster."
   -Sesame Street spokeswoman Audrey Shapiro 

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Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 23:02:52 -0700
From: Herman Chan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Scott & Charlotte Miller <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
   UUC Digest <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: <OT> Re: <E30> Brake Caliper Rebuilding
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

At 7:35 PM -0700 6/26/04, Scott wrote:
>"Honey, we're out of BBQ sauce.  What should we do?"
>
>"Well, I've got some brake assembly lube that should be pretty tasty!"
>
>I mean, is anyone actually tasting this stuff?  Where I come from,
>whether this stuff is safe for internal use is not a big concern.

Well, the Permatex lube is dyed green, so I think it would better accompany items 
calling for a mint jelly.  The red Lucas stuff might work better as a BBQ sauce.  For 
waffles, maybe something from Red Line...

Herman
has unintentionally tasted coolant and ATF. 


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