Hello it’s Peter here, welcome to Wednesday’s Levy Letter, hope your day is 
good so far. Hope you’ll be able to tune in tonight BBC 1 six thirty. All the 
news from today and also tonight, it’s been three years since we saw local Hull 
girl, Pippa Fulton in Fame Academy. What’s she been up to since then, I’ll be 
chatting to Pippa tonight, so join me then to find out.


Les Dawson

I mentioned Les last week when I was talking about his daughter and I’ve had 
several emails about the popularity of him. This particular one was lovely, 
just thought I’d let you have a read. It comes from John Webster, in Skegness, 
‘Last week you wrote about Les Dawson and his family. I remember coming out of 
a local hotel in the 70s and sitting against the bonnet of my car was Les and 
his first wife, who sadly later died, with at least two children in a 
pushchair. Les was dressed in his superman costume because in the daytime he 
was filming his TV show ‘Sez Lez’, and appearing at the Pier Theatre at night, 
which burnt down after the storms damaged the Pier. Most of the outdoor filming 
was shot along Skegness seafront’ – I didn’t actually know that – ‘Peter, do 
you know if any of his children from his first marriage followed Les into 
showbiz?’ I don’t know the answer to that John but I’m sure somebody reading 
the Letter certainly will. 

Emails

Thanks for all the emails on a variety of subjects, if you want to drop me a 
line you can get me directly at [EMAIL PROTECTED] I was talking as well a day 
or two back about the worst leaves on the lines, the railways excuse for the 
late arrival of trains this time of the year. A note here from Brian, ‘I wish 
to apologise for the late arrival of this ode  Although retired I do a 
voluntary day, as a teachers assistant, in our local school and this is the 
first chance I've had to despatch it to you:
 
On our railways, things aren't fine
Because trees grow, too near the line
And now is the time, that they do moult
Dropping leaves on the track, to cause many a fault.
Laying in between points in many a section
So they can't close to make a connection
Or, when they just lay upon the track
Adhesion, is what our trains lack
But Network Rail, in sidings throughout the land
Have forty five trains, to take this in hand.
Guided by satellite these trains do race
To be in the right time at the right place.
They sally forth, each with a man on
To operate high pressure water cannon
Which they hope and in which they trust
Will blast these leaves into atoms of dust.
But when this is done and of leaves there's a lack
Doth the wind blow more leaves on the track.
Which begs the question for the few months they clear
What do they do for the rest of the year!
Maybe some secret knowledge, we all do lack
Why not, like Beeching, cut branches from over the track
Then no more that announcement, "Your train's not on time"
"There's Ash, Sycamore, Poplar, Chestnut leaves on the line".

Well Brian, thanks very much indeed for that one.

Calendars

Don’t forget the Children in Need calendars are still on sale, £5 from our 
receptions and £6 if you send a cheque or postal order.

Chatting up

I see some new research showing the very best and the very worst of chat up 
lines. Some of the worst ones; ‘Hi I was just wondering if you had room in your 
handbag for my Mercedes keys?’, ‘Your eyes are blue, just like the ocean, maybe 
I’m lost at sea’, ‘Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven’ and ‘You are the 
star that completes the constellation of my existence’ – bit of a mouthful that 
one! Now the best chat up lines apparently, ‘it’s hot today isn’t it, it’s the 
best weather when you’re training for a marathon’ – not quite sure I understand 
that one I must say, ‘Excuse me I think you have something in you eye, no it’s 
just a sparkle’, that’s quite good, ‘Excuse me, I’m sorry but I think you owe 
me a drink I just looked at you and dropped mine’. There we are, some of the 
best chat up lines, psychologist Dr Christopher Bail who led the research said 
the highest rated lines were those that reflected the man’s ability to take 
control of the situation, his wealth, education !
 or culture and also his spontaneous wit. I must admit, I’ve heard some funnier 
ones than those, but those apparently they are the ones that work best.

Names

Now the name Ikea usually adorns out of time warehouses full of flat pack 
furniture, but soon it will be appearing on the school registers. Ikea is just 
one of a list bizarre names that parents have started choosing for their 
children over the last year, after shunning tradition. Ikea is apparently a 
girl’s name, so there we are; some girls are being called Ikea. Also on the 
list is Moet which is a boys name as well as a champagne label. Both appeared 
in the register of births over the past twelve months.  The trend is thought to 
have been inspired by the original names given by celebrities, such as Gwyneth 
Paltrow who named her daughter Apple, and Jamie Oliver’s wife Jules who named 
their daughters Daisy-Boo and Poppy-Honey. The girls name Chardonnay is 
becoming very popular after Footballers Wives. Some other names that featured 
in the last twelve months; boys names include Rocky, Rivers, Tudor and Red. As 
well as Ikea, the girls names include Paprika, Caramel, Bambi, Fire!
 lilly, Skylark and Tame, which apparently stands for the apple of my eye. 
That’s just horrendous isn’t it? Anyway some of the new names that have been 
added, what do you think about those, or any more unusual ones that you know 
about, drop me a line.

That’s it for today, join me tonight BBC 1 six thirty, and look out for you 
Levy Letter tomorrow, buy for now.

Peter








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