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Today's issue includes contributions by: SunAmy, Rubin, Steven, Keli, Marsha, Tom, John. If you want to see your name here...send your jokes to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Jokes</a> ���-------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� Lets start with a quickie: A young nurse was giving an old army man a bath and told him he would have to wash his own privates. "Privates?!" he shouted. "At my age they should be at least Generals by now." ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Close encounters... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.970 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.970 Go practice... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.971 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.971 ���------------------------SPONSOR---------------------------------��� Today's issue is brought to you by: FREE Mousepad with built-in Calculator! 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As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a very large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS." ���------------------------TOON TIME--------------------------------��� No One Is Perfect <a href=" http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/9.htm ">Click</a> http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/9.htm Sandra Bullock Before & After The Buffet <a href=" http://humorcorner.com/dmp/bullock.html ">Click</a> http://humorcorner.com/dmp/bullock.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Greg went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "Greg, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God? Greg replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done." "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Greg's wife. "Keli," he said, "Greg is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?" Keli exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!" ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� It's True...you can get paid for doing what you are already doing! Get Paid to read email: <a href=" http://www.sendmoreinfo.com/id/9079 ">Click Here</a> ���------------------------STRANGE BREED!-------------------------��� If you like funny, wacky, and clean cartoons, then check out "Strange Breed". It's sure to make you and your whole family laugh." <a href=" http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm ">Click</a> http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Little Johnny comes home from school one day with a note to his mother. It read, "Please teach Johnny the difference between boys and girls." So his mother took Little Johnny upstairs to her bedroom. She said, "Little Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse." So he did. Then she said, "Little Johnny, now take off my skirt," which he did. Then she said, "Little Johnny, now take off my bra", which he did. And then she said, "Now, Little Johnny, take off my panties," which he did. And the she said, "Now, Little Johnny, you have to stop wearing my clothes to school." ���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------��� A friend of mine who's addicted to internet porn was bragging about his new computer. He said that among other things, it comes with a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser. ���-------------------------DEAR AGGIE--------------------------------��� Dear Aggie: Why are men such assholes? Minnie ]~[ Dear Minnie Mouse... Because they don't want to feel outclassed by us girls! Aggie NEW...check out Aggie's Webpage at: <a href=" http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/aggie/ ">Dear Aggie</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/aggie/ ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� I'm adopted... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.974 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.974 Prayboy.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.975 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.975 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Name the elements, Billy," instructed the teacher. "There's earth and there's air," began the boy, "and then fire and...er... water... and---oh, yes---fucking." The teacher gasped, then recovered herself. "That filthy thing you named, what ever made you include it?" "I overheard my mom telling one of her friends," answered Billy, "that when my dad gets to fucking, he's really in his element." ���--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------��� Kurt had always dreamed of going on an African hunting safari. Finally he got his chance. As he was walking through the bush with his guide, he spotted a large bird perched atop a boulder. He aimed his rifle at the bird and was preparing to shoot, when the guide shouted "no bwana no! You must not shoot that bird". "But why not?", Kurt asked. Because that is the foo bird. If you shoot at it and miss, it will fly around in a circle three times and shit on your head. "Nonsense", said Kurt. And he shot, and missed. The foo bird flew off, and circled three times, then shit on Kurt's head. "Damn, Give me something to wipe this shit off" Kurt screamed. "No bwana" replied the guide. If you wipe the foo shit off, you will die. Kurt ignored the guide and wiped the foo shit off. Shortly after, he dropped dead. The moral of the story is IF THE FOO SHITS, WEAR IT! ���------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------��� Jennifer Lopez Before & After The Buffet <a href=" http://humorcorner.com/dmp/lopez.html ">Click</a> http://humorcorner.com/dmp/lopez.html Gwyneth Paltrow Before & After The Buffet <a href=" http://www.comedyezine.com/vero5.htm ">Click</a> http://www.comedyezine.com/vero5.htm ���--------------ON THE ROAD WITH AN IDIOT---------------��� (Weird music continues in the background, even though the radio is not on.) You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not of speed and efficiency, but of time (and lots of it); a journey into a chaotic land whose boundaries are that of orange barrels and concrete barriers. That's the signpost up ahead . . .your next stop, The Construction Zone! Rod Serling leans on his shovel, mocking me. He's finished his spiel and now it's his break time. Another man, let's call him Bob (with one "o"), stands holding a sign-it reads SLOW. Jeff Foxworthy sings "Here's your sign," from the radio, now curiously on. The line of traffic is now crawling, so Bob must be indicating his mental status. But I dare not make fun of Bob, even if his hard hat is on backwards (and probably wasn't on at all for some of those head injuries.) No siree. With a mere flick of his wrist, Bob can change one's life. The back of his sign reads STOP, but it won't tell you for how long. I could be kept here idling for days (although I'd probably eventually run out of gas.) Piss off Bob, and I may as well grab a Snickers. Besides, no matter how stupid Bob looks, or how dirty and ill-fitting his clothes are, or whatever kind of hideous birthmarks grow on his face, remember this: Bob is getting about $25 bucks an hour just to ruin our day. And he doesn't even need a shovel to lean on-he's got that wondrous sign! � 2002 by Todd A. Sponsler Todd A. Sponsler, MD is an opto... ofphtha... offtha... an eye surgeon trying to prove that doctors can write something other than illegible prescriptions. He currently composts (I mean composes) a humor column on his website called The Lions Den. For humor dispensed in nearly fatal doses go to www.geocities.com/psulionsden. ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and wound down its window. "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" said the driver. "No way, get stuffed!" replied the boy. "How about a bag of lollies and 10 bucks" the driver asked. "I said no way" replied the boy "What about a bag of lollies and 50 bucks?" asked the driver. "No, I'm not getting in the car." answered the boy. "Okay, I'll give you a bag of lollies and $100" the driver offered. "No!" replied the boy. "What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver. The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the stupid Ford, you live with it!" ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� This is the WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BOOK! Get it now before it is banned...See why US Senators have been trying to block the sale of this book...learn the secret of the pros...that NO ONE wants you to know! It is all here...and the price has never been lower! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/12.html ">Click</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/12.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� One evening, Prince Charming walked into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turned to Prince Charming and asked him why he's so glum. "You wouldn't believe it," the Prince replied. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest when suddenly I approached Snow White, fast asleep on a bed of stone. 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She faked it." ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Flasher feel's the pinch... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.7 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.7 In two by Two... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.13 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.12.13 ���-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------��� A police camera has filmed a duck breaking the speed limit in Germany. It registered 39 kilometres an hour in a 30 kilometre an hour zone. The duck was flying a few centimetres above street level in Gl�ckstadt when it triggered the speed camera. A police spokesman told the Gazet van Antwerpen newspaper: "We think in reality she was going a bit faster. "The camera wasn't able to register it very well because she was moving her wings very fast." The spokesman says they haven't been able to trace the offender but she is free to go. Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a> ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� At the movie theatre a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself. He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was frigging herself furiously. He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help. She welcomed his help, and so the man started fingering her like crazy. When he tired and withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see her go back to work on herself with both hands. Wasn't I good enough?" he asked sheepishly. 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She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn. ���--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------��� ========================= THE HUMOR OF MELVIN DURAI ========================= "SHARING THE PRIVILEGES OF PREGNANCY" In recent years, it has become trendy for men with expectant wives to say, "We're pregnant." It's their way of sharing the pregnancy, being part of the wonderful experience. I've never tried this, because my wife would quickly put me in my place: "I'm pregnant. You, my dear, are just a spectator." Indeed, I feel more like a spectator than anything else -- though the instructor at our childbirth classes keeps calling me a "coach." I'm supposed to coach my wife when she's in labor. I can't even coach her when she's in ecstasy. I have no coaching experience whatsoever. Couldn't we hire Phil Jackson or someone? Truth is, I want to be more than just a coach or spectator. I want to be pregnant. The world's first pregnant man. Yes, I want to have a big stomach. I want to wear maternity clothes. I want to walk like Daffy Duck. Don't get me wrong. I don't want to actually bear a child, unless I can get someone else to bear the pain. I just want to carry the baby around for several months before birth, while my wife caters to my every need. "Honey, this pregnancy is stressing me out," I'd say. "I really need to relax. Can we watch some football tonight? Perhaps you can rub my feet, too, as soon as you've finished massaging my back." Yes, I want to enjoy the privileges of pregnancy, as described recently in BabyTalk magazine. I want to walk onto a bus and ask a man to give up his seat for me. If he hesitates and asks, "Why?" I want to look right into his eyes and say, "Because I could pop a baby any moment and don't want to do it standing up! Is that a good enough reason for you?" I want to ask my mail carrier to bring the letters right up to my door. If he complains that he has a lot of mail to deliver, I want to point to my belly and say, "How would you like to deliver a baby instead?" I want to have cravings, dozens of cravings I have no control over. I want to order pizza seven days in a row -- and just for breakfast. I want to have ice cream for lunch, gulab jamuns for dinner, and steak for a midnight snack. If my wife says I'm eating too much, I want to reply, "Stop complaining. I'm not eating all this food for myself. I'm eating for the baby. If I don't eat more pizza, the baby might starve. Do you want that to happen?" I want to park in the "expectant mothers" spot at my local grocery store, so I can rush in and get whatever I'm craving. I want to ask the store clerk to carry my groceries to the car, because I'm already carrying quite a load. I want strangers to ask me when I'm due and if it's a boy or girl. I want to enjoy the shame on their faces when I say, "I'm NOT pregnant. I've just been eating pizza for breakfast." Of course, all these privileges are nothing compared to the hardships of childbirth, as any woman would rightfully tell you. It's just another reason to appreciate mothers. They may enjoy a few privileges along the way, but in the end we're the ones who should feel privileged. ---------------------------------------------------------- (c) Copyright 2002 Melvin Durai. All Rights Reserved. Melvin Durai is an Indiana-based writer and humorist. A native of India, he grew up in Zambia and moved to the U.S. in the early 1980s. 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