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Replied the spokesman, "FrenchToast..." ���------------------------TOON TIME--------------------------------��� Pamela Anderson With & Without <a href=" http://humorcorner.com/dmp/pamela.html ">Click</a> http://humorcorner.com/dmp/pamela.html Jerry Springer For President <a href=" http://www.dailyadultjoke.com/jill/02-06f.html ">Click</a> http://www.dailyadultjoke.com/jill/02-06f.html Criticized <a href=" http://www.footlonghotdog.net/crit.htm ">Click</a> http://www.footlonghotdog.net/crit.htm ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it." "What's it called?" Eve asked. "Brains" God said. ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� It's True...you can get paid for doing what you are already doing! 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Little Johnny explained what happened, so the sympathetic Principal told him to revise his speech as follows: "Ladies (motioning woman's curves) and gentlemen (making a muscle with his arm)..." Little Johnny went back to class and proceeded to give his speech again:"Ladies (motioning woman's curves) and gentlemen (making a muscle with his arm), it gives me great pleasure (whacking-off motion)..." ���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------��� Procrastination is like masturbation. You're only fucking yourself. ���-------------------------QUIZ QUEEN------------------------------��� Which fact about Canada is NOT true? A. Modern Canada was formed in an event that Canadians call Confederation in 1867 B. Canada achieved full independence in 1931 C. Canada belongs to the Commonwealth of Nations D. Canada is a modern-day colony of the United Kingdom --- What is the pilot's blessing? A. A ritual performed during the time of Columbus. Each evening the pilot would point at the North Star and then slowly lower his arm in a steady arc to the ship's compass. B. A ritual performed by pilots on the Mississippi when they would kiss the helm each time they left dock. C. An act drunken sailors perform when there is no readily accessible head (bathroom). D. A tradition started by Captain Horatio Hornblower that is better left undescribed. <Answers in Next Issue!> Last Issue's Answers: When did France lost control of Canada? A. In 1760 following a war with Britain --- The Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines all fall under the Department of Defense? What department does the Coast Guard fall under? D. Department of Transportation � Copyright 2002 Dawggone Communications Website: http://quizqueen.net Subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Stretching things... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.532 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.532 A matter of size... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.533 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.533 ���---------------NON SMOKING SECTION-------------------------��� <To comply with recent internet law changes...Purehumour will now present a daily non-smoking section...this section is fully smoke-free...I do not smoke while creating it...and you are requested not to smoke while you read it! You co-operation is expected.> An Irishman's wife calls the doctor, stating that her husband has taken ill. 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While applying makeup and selling stock over their cell phones. Now they've got sun spots before their eyes as well. What kind of aircraft are we talking here? Balloons are too slow and impractical if you're speeding against the wind. And who has ever been pulled over by an airplane? Sure, most planes have flashing lights-but that's just so they look like UFOs at night. Helicopters might work. If they are Apaches, they can always blow you off the highway if you don't pull over. And you never know whether it's a radio traffic helicopter or an unmarked police chopper-better known as a copper chopper. I've never seen the Loch Ness monster-I don't believe it exists. And until I see a plane swoop down out of the heavens and issue a ticket, I'm not buying that speed enforced from aircraft crap. � 2002 by Todd A. Sponsler Todd A. Sponsler, MD is an opto... ofphtha... offtha... an eye surgeon trying to prove that doctors can write something other than illegible prescriptions. He currently composts (I mean composes) a humor column on his website called The Lions Den. For humor dispensed in nearly fatal doses go to www.geocities.com/psulionsden. ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� In a small town in Texas, the local madam operated a telephone service. The police finally arrested her and seized her big black book in which her talent was listed. Each officer on the force was assigned a group of the names in it and told to check them out. After a week, the Chief called a meeting to get their reports. When it became the turn of Constable Ralph to tell what he had found, he said, "I'm sorry, Chief, but I think I should disqualify myself. One of the ladies on whom I called is an eighty-four-year-old woman. She is so charming that I have to tell you that I have fallen in love with her." "Holy Ewings!" exclaimed the Chief. "I'm sure surprised at you, Ralph. 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We decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation. En route, with siren going, I questioned the man to determine his level of awareness. Leaning close, I asked, "Sir, do you know what we're doing right now?" He slowly looked up at me, then gazed out the ambulance window. "Oh," he replied, "I'd say about 50, maybe 55." ���---------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� Did you matriculate in psychology? No, I drank and smoked some, but I think some of the other students matriculated. ���--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------��� [Win a copy of Kim's new book! Visit: http://contest.paulsfunhouse.com ] Incidents And Accidents by Kim Burke (Synopsis: Frazzled moments happen to us all of the time. How we handle them is what will eventually destroy us or set us free. Ponder this unique way of looking at our stressful lives, offered with a little humor and a lot of perceptive insight.) Out-of-the-Frazzled-Tunnel Thoughts Being a frazzled woman has a lot to do with what she perceives others expect from her. However, truth be known, it is she who expects, thus creating a tug of war between individuals and herself. Take expecting out of life and not only will you not be scattered to the wind, the world will wrap its arms around you. However, on a hot summer day, a pleasant handshake will be sufficient. If you can be happy with a little, you have everything. If you cannot be happy with a little, you're obviously Donald Trump. When all else fails, change your mind. It is a woman's prerogative, after all. It's not the make-up of a person that makes them attractive. It's all about attitude. If you're going to be frazzled, at least enjoy it. I don't know about Dorothy. Who ever heard of being satisfied with a world void of color? And what acid trip was she on when her colorful world consisted of flying monkeys and witches? In my mind, I'm like Jackie Chan. However, my body is allergic to athletic clubs. We are all products of everyone who has entered our lives. So, if you are completely frazzled and scattered, look around you. You're in good company. Insanity is making the same choices over and over again and ending up with the same results. But if you can take insanity and make it profitable for wisdom, then you become a genius. A somewhat frazzled genius, but a genius all the same. After all, God is full of grace and creates miracles out of complete messes. To live without critical thinking or worry is what they call childhood: A time when we had all of the answers because we weren't searching for them. When things get frazzled at work, a champagne lunch will clear the fog. There was once a girl who stood at the edge of a road. She had two obvious choices: To take the way to the left or to take the way to the right. She opted to turn around and go play in the open field. It takes a lot of frazzled moments to come up with one original idea. Interesting about blondes. They are perceived as dumb, which allows them more access to succeed where others fail. Interesting about small boobs: You can sleep on your stomach and sagging is eliminated. Interesting about big boobs: They come with big hips. Interesting about fake boobs: Men are turned on by plastic. When the sciatic nerve is pinched, the psychotic muscle takes over. Others perceptions of who you are, are only projections of who they actually are. Keeping company with people who utterly love themselves is a good way to live. Being frazzled will suddenly be perceived as cute and stimulating. Approach life as an adventure. Even frazzled moments will be charged with excitement from the challenge of it all. Being stress-addled has less to do with the task at hand and more to do with how we think about what we are doing. The remedy? Stop thinking and just do it. Slightly paraphrasing, I believe Nike� coined this quote but what about the rest of us who don't have Olympic dreams and just want a little peace and quiet? Blessings come when you least expect them. So do frazzled moments. -- The author and creator of Incidents & Accidents: the column, the book (to be published in August 2002) and the website is Kim Burke - because life's too short for ordinary idiots! If you enjoy humor, prizes and a great community to involve yourself in, there is no gas required to travel to: www.incidentsandaccidents.com. Kim resides with her husband, Richard and daughter, Christy in Arkansas. On a mountain. Sometimes barefoot! 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