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He was one of the primary engineers who worked on the first VCR. His funeral service will be at 12:00...12:00...12:00..." -Dennis Miller ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� It's H2O?!? <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.46 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.46 Getting organised... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.513 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.513 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear." Worried I'd make the wrong choice, I asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?" "Hold them up and imagine them on me," she answered. "If you smile, put them back." ���------------------------TOON TIME--------------------------------��� Christina Applegate With & Without <a href=" http://humorcorner.com/dmp/christina.html ">Click</a> http://humorcorner.com/dmp/christina.html Cutting Down On The Expenses <a href=" http://64.246.18.78/Funlinks/4.html ">Click</a> http://64.246.18.78/Funlinks/4.html The Washing Machine <a href=" http://www.comedyezine.com/b4.htm ">Click</a> http://www.comedyezine.com/b4.htm ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time." I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson. The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa. ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� It's True...you can get paid for doing what you are already doing! Get Paid to read email: <a href=" http://www.sendmoreinfo.com/id/9079 ">Click Here</a> ���------------------------STRANGE BREED!-------------------------��� If you like funny, wacky, and clean cartoons, then check out "Strange Breed". It's sure to make you and your whole family laugh." <a href=" http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm ">Click</a> http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� The madam of a bawdy house answered the ring of the bell, and on opening the door, she found standing there on the threshold an ancient, bearded gentleman in rabbi's garb. "May I come in?" asked the rabbi gently in an aged, quavering voice. Feeling a little confused, the madam said, "But rabbi, surely you must be in the wrong place. Here is where we..." "I know what you do here," interrupted the rabbi. "You don't think I came here for chopped liver, do you? Bring on da girls." Still confused, but understanding her professional duties, the madam had several girls line up. The rabbi tottered from one to another until he reached Rose, a large redhead with enormous breasts. He looked at her with appreciation and pointed, "Good! I'll take those." The rabbi paid out the necessary sum and Rosie led him upstairs. She helped him off with his coat and hung it up carefully on the nail on the door. Then she helped him off with the rest of his clothes and got into bed. There, to Rosie's astonishment, the rabbi performed with skill that was unbelievable. In fact, Rosie, a hardened professional, found herself surprised into orgasm. As they lay in bed a few minutes afterwards, relaxing, Rosie said, "How old are you, Rabbi?" The rabbi said, "God has been good to me. I am eighty-eight years old." "That is certainly amazing. Listen, Rabbi, if you're ever in the neighborhood again and if you should feel in the mood, please ask for me... Rosie. I would be delighted to oblige you." The rabbi said, with a certain hauteur, "What do you mean, if I should be in the mood again? Let me sleep for five minutes right now, and believe me, I will be in the mood again." "Really, Rabbi? Then please take a nap." "Okay." The rabbi adjusted himself into a relaxed position, face up, placed his arms across his chest and then said, "Wait one minute. This is important. While I'm asleep, scoop up my testicles with your right hand and hold them an inch above the sheet without moving them. Keep them absolutely motionless." "Of course, Rabbi," said Rosie, and did as she was told, holding the rabbi's testicles free of the sheet. For five minutes the rabbi slept, then woke with a start and said, "I'm ready." To Rosie's delight, he was even better the second time around. As she lay panting, Rosie said, "It was wonderful, Rabbi, but one thing I don't understand is why was it necessary to hold your testicles motionless above the sheet while you were sleeping?" "Oh that," said the rabbi. "Well, you are a nice girl and I like you very much, but the truth is I don't know you very well, and over there in my coat is five hundred dollars." ���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------��� The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. ���-------------------------QUIZ QUEEN------------------------------��� What form of government does Canada have? A. Monarchy B. Parliamentary democracy C. Socialist D. Dictatorship -- What is the heaviest flying bird? A. The great bustard B. The Condor C. The Egyptian Vulture D. The Ostrich <Answers in Next Issue!> Last Issue's Answers: What Canadian national holiday occurs July 1? A. Canada Day -- The Trochildae family of birds shares what trait? A. They are the smallest birds � Copyright 2002 Dawggone Communications Website: http://quizqueen.net Subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Pushing buttons... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.514 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.514 Not quite what she thought... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.515 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.515 ���---------------NON SMOKING SECTION-------------------------��� <To comply with recent internet law changes...Purehumour will now present a daily non-smoking section...this section is fully smoke-free...I do not smoke while creating it...and you are requested not to smoke while you read it! You co-operation is expected.> One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches. An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen. "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle," the priest said. "Tell me where is this man now?" "Flat on his ass over by the holy water," said the boy. <End of non-smoking section...please light your tobacco products once more> ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Do you love Purehumour? Enough to open your wallet a little? If you wish to donate to support the continue success of this ezine...please visit the link below...no amount is too small! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/ph.html ">Click</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/ph.html ���--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------��� What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest? Icey dead people. ���------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------��� Mutual Orgasm <a href=" http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/phw6.html ">Click</a> http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/phw6.html Cant Find A Bra I Like <a href=" http://www.comedyezine.com/b10.htm ">Click</a> http://www.comedyezine.com/b10.htm Not A Sweet Potato <a href=" http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/ph4.html ">Click</a> http://ugrin.paulsfunhouse.com/ph4.html ���--------------ON THE ROAD WITH AN IDIOT---------------��� Finally, the construction zone has ended and I am able to put the pedal to the metal. Dust and gravel fly and I can feel the G-forces pulling my cheeks back. I can hardly breathe, but it feels great. Suddenly, traffic starts to slow down again. Another construction zone? (I' ve already been through six in a row with about a mile and a half of open highway between each, so the odds are pretty good it's another zone.) It is not. An accident, perchance? No-no wreckage or flames. What is the only other thing capable of slowing down a vehicle of several thousand pounds powered by the best fuel OPEC has to offer? And then, in a twinkling I see up ahead, the trooper and flashers and a speeder caught dead. For some reason, people feel the need to actually drop BELOW the speed limit when passing a police officer-even when he/she already has some other idiot pulled over. Is it a penance for previous speeding-as if slowing down below the speed limit for ten seconds makes up for the past hour at ninety? Apparently, even though the speed limit is 65, if you go 50 it makes you a better citizen, if not a lousy driver. The trooper is not likely to be impressed. He can see the brake lights. He can hear the brakes squealing and see the skid marks. He may pull you over just because everything in your backseat is now rammed up against your windshield alongside your face-a definite safety hazard. He will put these subtle clues together rather quickly and pull you over anyway. And by slowing down, you've made yourself an easier target to catch. � 2002 by Todd A. Sponsler Todd A. Sponsler, MD is an opto... ofphtha... offtha... an eye surgeon trying to prove that doctors can write something other than illegible prescriptions. He currently composts (I mean composes) a humor column on his website called The Lions Den. For humor dispensed in nearly fatal doses go to www.geocities.com/psulionsden. ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head. The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block. The man shrugs his shoulders and pounds him. Three years later, the magician wakes up from a coma in the hospital and goes.... "Taa-Daa!" ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Win one of 16 $1000 jackpots daily or one of 5 $5000 jackpots on weeknights! Happy hour specials and much more...all for the taking! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/20.html ">Click</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/20.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� The Aussie, the Yank and the Canadian were having a bullshit session on this cruise ship. The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn." The Yank said, "That's nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift." The Canadian said, "That's nothing, we have women with asses this big." He then stretched his hands so wide it'd do the biggest fish story justice. "How do you screw them then?" asked the Yank. "They stretch." ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Going off base... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.516 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.516 Get blow it... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.517 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.517 ���-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------��� A condom maker says the launch of a new extra big version had been a flop in the UK because British men were too shy to buy them. Condomi bought out its XXL condom in January but says sales in the UK have been disappointing compared with Germany, France and Italy. It believes one reason could be that British men are too modest about their size. Dr Glenn Wilson, a psychologist employed by condomi to examine the issue, said: "Research shows that most men rate their penis as smaller than average, which of course is not true, and may be an illusion based on the distorted view of the genitals from above. "Knowledge of this effect may be reassuring to many men and help raise their self-esteem." The condomi XXL is 200mm long, 20mm longer than its standard size, and 54mm across, 2mm wider than its other products. Rival manufacturer Durex recently announced it was launching a new smaller condom called the Close Fit which is 49mm across when laid flat. The company already makes big-size condom, called 'Easy-On', the same as condomi's XXL at 54mm across, but 205mm long. Victoria Wells, from condomi, said: "We launched the XXL condom in the UK on the basis that there is a demand for a larger condom. In all condomi's other markets it is selling well. "Unfortunately, UK retailers aren't as convinced as we are that British men are well-endowed, but we hope that our research, coupled with Dr Wilson's research, will help convince them to now start selling the XXL product." [hmmmmm...send them to Canada...we'll buy it!] Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a> ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� A female police officer pulled over a man for DUI, and said, "You are under arrest. Anything you say, can and will be held against you. Do you want to say anything?" The drunk replied, "Tits." ���-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------��� [||||] D E L A Y E D R E A C T I O N [||||] Unable to end run around GOP pit bull Tom DeLay and finding no vacancy signs on the rungs of the Repub's power ladder, Oklahoma's J.C. Watts will ankle Foggy Bottomville when his current term expires. (AP) Employment shouldn't be a problem with his background as an ex pro footballer, business man and party window dresser. Copyright � 2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved. http://www.topica.com/lists/funnysideup ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� A couple to show how old you are! When cleaning out my grandmother's house years ago I found and an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my kids had no idea. They thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to "sprinkle" clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. How Many Do You Remember?? 1) Head lights dimmer switches on the floor. 2) Ignition switches on the dashboard. 3) Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall. 4) Real ice boxes [Ask your Mom about that]. 5) Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards. 6) Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner. 7) Using hand signals for cars without turn signals. ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Website hosting at a price YOU can afford...great features... all the bells and whistles...get YOUR spotlight now: <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html ">Hosting</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/16.html ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Into every life... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.74 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.74 Be very carefull... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.518 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.518 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� After a long and serious operation, Lena ended up in a coma. Try as they might, the doctors just couldn't bring her out of it. When her husband Ralph came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news. "We just can't wake her. It doesn't look good, I'm afraid," the doctor told Ralph in a quiet, somber voice. Ralph looked at Lena, and with a soft trembling voice, he said, "But doctor, she's so young. She's only 45." "37," came the weak reply from Lena. ���---------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her? "The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul." ���--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------��� [NEXT WEEK:....your chance to win a *personally* autographed copy of Kim's new book: "Incidents and Accidents for Frazzled Women" ... this book goes on sale in Aug 2002 ... Purehumour has a copy on order to be given away ... and will be autographed by Kim personally to the winner...watch for more details soon!] If you want to pre-order a copy for yourself...visit: www.incidentsandaccidents.com/orderform.html The price will NEVER be lower! Incidents And Accidents by Kim Burke Real Fireworks: The Explosion of a Hormonal Woman Some women have all of there hormones working properly. These women go through life without female cramping, hysterectomies and boobs that swell two sizes larger and hurt so bad you have to go braless for several days. There are also some women who can work at a computer all day and never have muscle spasms in their back or shooting pains in their hands. I am not one of these women. Today I finally went to the doctor to get my health in check, so to speak. I'm very lucky to have found a doctor who didn't throw instant medication at me but talked extensively with me first about everything that has been wrong and pinpointed why and how it began. Now, while I did appreciate this in-depth discussion, my back was aching so badly that at one point I just wanted to grab him by the collar and say, "I am in pain and going on my tenth day of hormonal imbalance. Fix it and fix it NOW!" But I didn't. I sat there, smiled and tried to carry on a semi-intelligent conversation while the right side of my body was slowly sliding off of the rest of my body and my boobs were screaming, "Let's beat him up". Yes, I am a hormonal woman but it's worse. On this particular day, I was a hormonal woman in a great deal of pain, which is double-whammy to anyone who tried to come near me. God obviously granted them wisdom to remain completely quiet while I spontaneously combusted through my own inner Armageddon. At last it was time to go. I started the car. Actually, I went to start my car but it wouldn't start. Could life be more aggravating? Could it be more embarrassing and is there a worse time for things to go wrong than when everything is already going wrong in the first place? I DON'T THINK SO! Richard came to jump the car, which didn't do any good seeing as how the alternator went out completely. Why does life throw angst our way at a time when we are dealing with enough angst to last a year? Ever see people on the side of the road with car problems? They have this look of frustration mixed with embarrassment because of the predicament they are in. I was actually the poster child for what seemed like poor, white trash. It wasn't a pretty site. I wore a fake smile but my eyes said, "I'm a loser. Help me." Geez. I really don't wish to be a loser or even a winner, for that matter. I just wanted to get home, take my estrogen, which I have stupidly tried to avoid taking because I loathe the idea of taking a pill every day of my life, and feel normal again. Independence. Freedom. It isn't easily found but it can be attained. It has been four days since the incident occurred and I feel better than I have felt in YEARS! I actually feel as though I am ten years younger and have gained enough energy for ten women. Dancing through life is my idea of living. This attitude remains although, while browsing through the video store earlier, fifty bucks was lifted from my purse that I naively left in the car because I thought living in a small town was safe from predators of this nature. I didn't let this detour my positive state of well being. Oh, don' t get me wrong. I reported the incident like a fiery woman on a mission from God. I went back to the location trying to scope out suspicious looking creatures resembling human beings. I felt like the leading lady in Rush Hour 3. OK, a small town version of Rush Hour 3. Can you imagine Jackie Chan and any southern person having a conversation? Chris Tucker might actually need therapy if he had to be involved. Being hormonally intact and having all of my marbles in the general vicinity of my brain doesn't mean life doesn't toss frazzled moments in my direction. I just opt to deal with what I have to deal with and get on with the joy of living because I have estrogen now and it makes me VERY happy. As a healthy additive, watching Jackie Chan do anything is also my idea of joyful living. Actual fireworks not necessary. -- The author and creator of Incidents & Accidents: the column, the book (to be published in August 2002) and the website is Kim Burke - because life's too short for ordinary idiots! If you enjoy humor, prizes and a great community to involve yourself in, there is no gas required to travel to: www.incidentsandaccidents.com. 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