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<---------------------PureHumour Joke Ezine!---------------------> Grab a seat and get ready to roar in laughter...you have reached the original home of PUREHUMOUR! In the unlikely event that you no longer wish to receive the "Best Humour on the Net" then you will find the unsubscribe instructions at the bottom of every mailing! So how many of you are working today...and how many have taken an extended 4th of July holiday? Us Canucks are keeping the world going while the Yanks party the week away....I am sure that many of you spent yesterday reflecting on the past year....the events that we watched on TV last night were really interesting in their different portrayals towards the events of 9/11 ... and as the first anniversary of that date gets closer...it will be even more interesting to see what takes place to remember those who are no longer with us. 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THIS JUST IN! - OPRAH WINFREY has also said nothing about this CD! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/28.html ">Click<a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/28.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� The travelling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a trim before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall is a vending machine that should serve your purposes." Sceptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine, inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the opening. Moments later, he pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign which read, "Manicures - 25 cents." "Why not?" thought the salesman. He inserted twenty-five cents, and stuck his hands into the slot. Moments later, he pulled them out and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a huge sign which read, "This Machine Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - 50 cents." The salesman looked both ways, put in fifty cents, then unzipped his fly and stuck his penis into the opening. The machine started buzzing, and the guy let out a shriek of agony. Moments later, the machine shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman withdraw his penis to find button sewn to the tip. ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� LIKE MY LIST? Why not give us a vote or recommend us to a friend? Vote Now : <a href=" http://www.fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.30.0 ">Vote for Me!</a> ���------------------------GUS COOKS!------------------------------��� Gus really gets cooking...a new strip each day! <a href="http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php";>Click</a> http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� The other day I met a good friend of mine who is a genetic engineer. He was happy to tell me of his job. His latest project is the splicing of DNA from different specie of birds. First he combined the DNA from a pheasant and a hen. It worked! He called it a "Phen." Next he successfully combined a pheasant and a goose. He called it a "Phoose." Yesterday, he explained, he finally was able to mix a pheasant and a duck. He called it... "Charlie." ���----------------------PUREHUMOUR POLL----------------------��� Speed Kills? 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Granddaughter: "OH Granny, don't worry I always take them off before climbing the tree!" ���------------------------TOON TIME--------------------------------��� Let Me Check My Email First <a href=" http://www.myrddinsnet.com/jah/012.html ">Click</a> http://www.myrddinsnet.com/jah/012.html Looking For Mr. Right <a href=" http://64.246.18.78/Funlinks/7.html ">Click</a> http://64.246.18.78/Funlinks/7.html Female Personal Ad <a href=" http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/20.htm ">Click</a> http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/20.htm ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� During the National Spelling Bee recently in the nation's capital,Islamic spectators became outraged upon discovering that the USA was embedded in the middle of Jerusalem, Israel's holiest city. The revelation was made by Douglas Levin, an eighth grader at the Joseph Lieberman Day School in Rockville Center, Md. When young Levin was asked to spell the word Jerusalem, he replied:....J E R- USA - L E M An audible gasp sounded from Muslim onlookers, who realized for the first time a USA presence in the holy city. Muslim parents immediately protested the spelling contest, citing American bias toward Israel. 'It's a clear violation of church and state,' said Mohammed Ahlee, lobbyist for the Arab group Holy Shiite. Bee officials quickly denied any wrongdoing, asserting that the Muslims were merely disgruntled because Rajeed Raheed, a seventh grader from Al Kaydah Junior High, had been eliminated earlier for misspelling Afghanistan as Afghanustan. 'There is no 'A-N-U-S' in the middle of Afghanistan,' said one bee official, 'unless you believe bin Laden is still hiding there.' ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Lovers Caught on Tape! 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Frederick of Hollywood actually comes to your door himself...just to see where 1/2 of his orders go. ... You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear. ... When they change your area code to 976. ... Tetracycline is your best friend. ... McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal". ... It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time. ... When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your door. ... When you get hemorrhoids on you shoulders. ... Your day starts and ends by rolling over. ... When the sperm bank calls for remnants. ... When you're wearing more latex than spandex. ... When your ceiling mirrors fog. ... When they install a revolving door at your apartment. ... When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door. ... Madonna comes to you for pointers. ... When he doesn't even have to buy you a drink. ... When you have a room key to every hotel in town. ... Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights. ... The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon. ... When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot" ... When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop. ... When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency. ... When other women begin to call you "Man's Best Friend". ���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------��� Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants ���-------------------------QUIZ QUEEN------------------------------��� What is zoonosis? A. A phobia for zoos B. A type of trance that falls over some zoo animals that are caged too long C. A form of hypnosis used to transport zoo animals more safely D. A disease communicable from animals to humans --- These newborns are enormous, often weighing 25 to 30 percent of their mother's weight. A. Kangaroos B. Elephants C. Bear cubs D. Bats <Answers in Next Issue!> Last Issue's Answers: French philosopher, mathematician, and physicist Blaise Pascal invented a machine that added and subtracted, automatically carrying and borrowing digits from column to column. Pascal built 50 copies of his machine in what year? B. 1642 --- What popular appliance company was founded after a woman designed a dishwasher for her own use? C. KitchenAid � Copyright 2002 Dawggone Communications Website: http://quizqueen.net Subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� I forget.... Oh Yeah?!? <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.39 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.39 The clock committee. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.41 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.41 ���---------------NON SMOKING SECTION-------------------------��� <To comply with recent internet law changes...Purehumour will now present a daily non-smoking section...this section is fully smoke-free...I do not smoke while creating it...and you are requested not to smoke while you read it! You co-operation is expected.> There once was a dog show to determine the world's smartest dog. Three dogs were in the finals. One dog belonged to a doctor. One dog belonged to an engineer. And, one dog belonged to a lawyer. For the finals each dog was given a bag of bones to see what it could make. The doctor said, "Stethoscope, go!" The dog built a human skeleton. The judges were ready to award the trophy right then. But, they decided to give the other dogs a try. The engineer said, "Slide-rule, go!" The dog built a suspension bridge. The judges were beside themselves. Which dog would they pick? The lawyer said. "Loop-hole, go!" The dog ate the bones, got a percentage of all the tolls from the bridge and screwed the other two dogs. <End of non-smoking section...please light your tobacco products once more> ���--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------��� I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance, she leaned over and pushed me ���------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------��� Male Personal Ad <a href=" http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/21.htm ">Click</a> http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/21.htm Sharing The Housework <a href=" http://www.j-j-c.net/housework.htm ">Click</a> http://www.j-j-c.net/housework.htm Roadkill Cafe Menu <a href=" http://www.dailyadultjoke.com/jill/02-06g.html ">Click</a> http://www.dailyadultjoke.com/jill/02-06g.html ���--------------------STREET SCENES (tm)---------------------------��� <This one has been waiting in my files since Feb. It should have been published on Valentine's Day...but now is as good a time as any!> Traffic in town last night was awful. Looked as if no one went home. Everyone who didn't work in town headed into town for the restaurants and shows with their sweethearts. Of course the roads department decided to do some road work in Mid-town on Piedmont. Had the entire right lane closed from Lindberg to the I-85 SB access road, but they had the wrong road warning sign up. It showed the merge for a left lane closure, so of course everyone dutifully got into the center and right lanes. Two blocks further down they then had to move back over again into the center and left lanes. Wonder how many folks were late for reservations that night! Such is street repair in the city of Atlanta. Guess we shouldn't complain, at least the new mayor (Shirley Franklin) is doing something about the pothole! Street Scenes (TM) An occasional contributor to Purehumour. By CourierAnn Copyright 2002 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� An English landowner and his Irish manservant ran into each other in hell one day. "My lord," the Irishman exclaimed, "What are you doing here?" The landowner sighed. "I'm here because I lied, cheated, and stole to pay the debts run up by that playboy son of mine. But you were a faithful, loyal servant. Why are you here?" "For fathering that playboy son of yours," the Irishman replied. ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� YOU WIN! A FREE CD of your choice...many titles to choose from...all for being a part of Purehumour! Get YOUR FREE CD today: <a href="http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/free/";>FREE!</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/free ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� He comes home from work and tells me to bring him one of those plastic shopping bags, like the kind you get at Wal-mart. So, I get one, bring it to him, and he holds it a few inches off the floor, telling me to put my foot in it. I do. He says,"Now what can you do?" (I know I am being set up, but I hadn't figured out just how yet.) So I say, "I don't know...balance on one foot?" He says, "Well, besides that, you really can't do anything, can you?" I say, "No, not really." He says, "Typical woman, get her in the sack and she can't do anything." Yes, I smacked him! ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� It's time for a vacation... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.47 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.47 Imagine the stink.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.360 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.360 ���-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------��� A couple from Florida are auctioning the right to name their baby online. Bob and Tracy Armstrong say the honour will go to the highest bidder on eBay because they can't think of a name. They are expecting their baby in February. Its sex is unknown so people can submit suggestions for girls and boys. The proceeds will go towards a college fund for the child. Mr Armstrong, who's 40 and from Tampa, said: "We're not looking to get rich. We'll just throw it into an account and hopefully it will grow." They will consider any name provided it is one word and isn't offensive, trademarked or copyrighted. Mr Armstrong told The Tampa Tribune: "How bad could it be? But we want to keep the middle name reserved - just in case." Mrs Armstrong, who's 36, said it didn't take much persuading to get her to agree to her husband's idea. "Being as this kid is our first together and is totally unexpected and a big surprise, we might as well make it even more interesting," she said. They each have a child from previous marriages. They will be accepting bids for the next nine days. Potential bidders can find the auction by searching for 1746979757 on www.ebay.com. Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com/ ">WNW</a> ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Gordo went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby." Gordo said that he would prefer the floor. The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blonde. "Hi," he said, "who are you?" "I'm Baby, and who are you?" "I'm stupid," he said. ���-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------��� [||||] N E E D E D D E I T Y [||||] The US Senate voted 99-0 condemning a Frisco fed judge's ruling that "under God" should be omitted from the Pledge of Allegiance when the same is uttered in public schools. (USA Today) How dare he attempt to scuttle God when the Big Guy and the flag are all most of the bottom feeding congressional hacks have to wrap themselves in to get reelected? <Editor's note: We were watching the live show from Boston last night and when an eight year old girl got on stage to sing the Pledge of Allegiance (yes she sang it!)...when the words "under God" were said...the crowd cheered... that says something about what the heck those judges did wrong!--btw... remember that I am Canadian! ;) > Copyright � 2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved. http://www.topica.com/lists/funnysideup ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Bob goes on a blind date with this Canadian chick named Cindy. Later, after dinner and a movie, Cindy invites Bob up to her apartment to fool around. She reclines on the couch, spreads her legs and says, "Stick a finger in me." Bob obliges. Then Cindy says, "Stick in the other three." Once again, Bob obliges. Then Cindy says, "Just go ahead and shove your whole hand in there." So Bob eases his hand into Cindy, who then says, "Now shove in your other hand." Bob does so, and Cindy says, "Now CLAP!" Bob tries, but nothing doing. "I can't!" he says. Cindy looks at him with a smile and says, "Pretty tight, eh?" ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Bingo on your computer...big prizes to be won! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/20.html ">Click</a> ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Things to do.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.59 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.59 Soccer, The early years.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.61 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.61 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute #1 (SIGN) "What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN) "I don't know, what about you?" Mute #1 (SIGN) "Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to a dark space and have some fun." Mute #2 (SIGN) "Good idea." So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a dark spot and are having a ball when the guy in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder... Front Seat Mute (SIGN) "What?" Back Seat Mute (SIGN) "Have you got any protection?" Front Seat Mute (SIGN) "No. Don't you?" Back Seat Mute (SIGN) "No. We had better go to a drug store and get some." They proceed to drive to a drug store and the man in the back seat gets out and goes inside. In two minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN) "What?" Outside Mute (SIGN) "I've got a problem." Inside Mute (SIGN) "What?" Outside Mute (SIGN) "I can't make the druggist understand what I want." Inside Mute (SIGN) "I know What to do." Outside Mute (SIGN) "What?" Inside Mute (SIGN) "Go back inside. Put five dollars on the counter. Put your pecker on the counter. He'll know what you want." Outside Mute (SIGN) "Good idea." The man goes back into the drug store and two minutes later he's back at the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN) "Well?" Outside Mute (SIGN) "It didn't work." Inside Mute (SIGN) "What do you mean?" Outside Mute (SIGN) "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put 5 dollars on the counter. I put my pecker on the counter. He put his on the counter. It was bigger than mine. He took my 5 dollars." ���---------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note that said: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birthday." ���--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------��� This Week's Laughing Stalk by Erik Deckers "Happy Birthday to the Chief" For those of you who care, I turned 35 this past Thursday . For those of you who don't, you're not invited to my birthday party. So neener neener neener. And I'm actually excited to be 35, despite the humor-impaired goobers who insist on telling me that, given the 72 year life expectancy of the American male, I've almost reached middle age. I'm old enough to drink, vote, and drive, although not in that order. And I can give a good smack to anyone who says "Say, you know the average life expectancy of the American male is-- OW, MY NOSE!" But what I'm really excited about is that I am now old enough to run for President of the United States. Not that I want to, mind you. It's a tough job, and no matter how well you do, someone always hates you for no reason. Not like now, where I have to give people a good reason to hate me. I won't even consider running for dog catcher. I couldn't win anyway. I have scruples, I have morals, and I've never (insert your own "had sex with THAT woman" joke here). But if I did run, I've come up with a list of things that I would do, change, or eliminate if I suddenly found myself the leader of the free world. - I would have two televisions in the oval office. One permanently set on CNN, and the other set on a presidential network that shows only "Walker Texas Ranger" and "Xena Warrior Princess" reruns. I would also reenact fight scenes with my chief of staff in a little show I like to call "Deckers American President." - Any American president -- who has the ability to fire thousands of nuclear weapons at every country on Earth, mind you -- would correctly pronounce the word "nu-klee-ur" and not "noo-kyoo-lur," unlike some current presidents I could name. - Dave Barry would be named Poet Laureate. All poems read at my inauguration would have to contain the word "booger" and end with "Deckers American President would be a great name for a rock band." - As someone who is otherwise opposed to the death penalty, I would make exceptions for major league baseball owners who pay multi-million dollar salaries to their players, but can't figure out why their team is broke. "Gosh Commissioner, we're paying $250 million each year in salaries and only taking in $249 million in ticket sales. I can't figure out why we're not making any--BZZZZT!" - People who use the phrase "think outside the box" will be beaten and put inside a box. - Traditional presidential debates will be replaced by drunken brawls and/or sword fights. National polls will decide the format and weapons of choice. - Secret service agents would be instructed to shoot anyone who tried to date my daughters. - Annex Liechtenstein. - Appoint Diana Ross to the the Supreme Court. Anyone who can't tell me why is automatically bumped up to a higher tax bracket. - People who say "Wasssuuuuuuuup!" will also be beaten. And put inside a box. - Teenage girls cannot wear clothes that bare show midriffs. Teenage boys must wear their pants ON their belt lines, not five inches below. Violators will be forced to watch The Lawrence Welk Show every day for two years. - Joan Rivers' plastic surgeons will oversee renovation of Mount Rushmore. - Commercials related to feminine hygiene, freshness, itching, or problem dryness can only be shown on the Lifetime network. Companies who air these commercials during sporting events will be banished. To Antarctica. Inside a box. - Build and dedicate a memorial to those unsung heroes, America's first WWII code specialists, the Pig Latin talkers. - If President Bush can turn the South Lawn of the White House into a tee-ball field, I can turn it into a free-range goat farm. Then I can run out and yell "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!" - During the State of the Union, sneak up behind Strom Thurmond and yell "Boo!" - Past heavy-weight champions of "Robot Wars" will design new tanks for the US military. - Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura will become my Secretary of State. His first job is to establish an Israeli-Palestinian peace through negotiations, bargaining, and a series of well-placed Atomic Elbow Drops and chokeholds. - Mocha lattes would become the national drink. And my local coffee shop barista, Brian Woody, would be appointed Secretary of Hot Caffeinated Beverages with Chocolate. It's not so much an issue of national security, as a sincere hope that he will bring a free large mocha down to my office as soon as he reads this. Hold the whipped cream, please. -- Erik Deckers is in sales and marketing by day, but at night he dons a cape and mask and. . . well, he doesn't fight crime so much as he just runs around his house making kung fu noises. He is shy, and doesn't want people to make fun of him. At other times, he writes a weekly humor column, which can be found at http://www.kconline.com/deckers. Your article length submissions are welcome...send your humourous submissions of between 300 and 500 words to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Editorials</a> Editorial comments expressed here are copyright the writer and may not be reproduced in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the writer and also the editor of Purehumour. ���----------------------------XXX SITES TO VISIT---------------------------��� The following are XXX sites...if you click them...you will see material that could offend you...pure and simple! If you don't wish to see such material...then DON'T click them! This is your only warning! 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