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If you want to see your name here...send your jokes to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Jokes</a> ���-------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� Lets start with a quickie: How do you identify a bald eagle? All of his feathers are combed to one side. ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Not quite a storm... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.519 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.519 Too close... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.520 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.520 ���------------------------SPONSOR---------------------------------��� Today's issue is brought to you by: The MOST UNIQUE CONTEST IN THE WORLD! 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The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security people returned, the woman reported what had happened. Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released one very frightened telephone repairman. ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� LIKE MY LIST? Why not give us a vote or recommend us to a friend? Vote Now : <a href=" http://www.fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.30.0 ">Vote for Me!</a> ���------------------------GUS COOKS!------------------------------��� Gus really gets cooking...a new strip each day! <a href="http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php";>Click</a> http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca (last name deleted), and Gary (last name deleted). THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question. (second paragraph by Gary) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,???*?? he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit. (Rebecca) He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things round her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully. (Gary) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!" (Rebecca) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent. (Gary) Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of FUCKING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels." (Rebecca) Asshole. (Gary) Bitch. (Rebecca) DICK! (Gary) Slut. (Rebecca) Get fucked. (Gary) Eat shit. (Rebecca) FUCK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!! (Gary) Go drink some tea - whore. (TEACHER) A+ - I really liked this one. ���----------------------PUREHUMOUR POLL----------------------��� You have the right to remain silent! Check out the poll at: <a href=" http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ">FunStop</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ���-----------------------QUICK QUOTE----------------------------��� [Being a parent] is tough. 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After thinking about that for some time, he entered: "I didn't know it was still a requirement." ���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------��� The number of divorces in this country proves that this is the land of the free. The number of marriages proves that it is truly the home of the brave. ���-------------------------QUIZ QUEEN------------------------------��� In 1998, an orangutan at the Toronto zoo died during a fight over what? A. Another orangutan B. Banana C. Cookie D. It was his turn to moon the tourists --- Which lion cub fact is NOT true? A. Mothers nurse for up to 8 months B. Cubs attend their first kill as young as 3 months C. At 11 months, cubs start learning to hunt with the pride D. They remain dependent on mother until age 5 <Answers in Next Issue!> Last Issue's Answers: What form of government does Canada have? B. Parliamentary democracy --- What is the heaviest flying bird? A. 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Seven days later, they returned to the belly button. "I had a great time," reported the ant who ventured north. "There were these two big hills, and every day I went skiing, and at night I slept in this nice warm valley." "I had a hell of a time," sighed the other ant. "First I had to walk through this thick jungle, then I fell down this huge hole, and by the time I climbed out I was so tired that I fell asleep in this smelly cave. But that wasn't the worst of it! Every night, this giant worm came in and threw up all over me!" <End of non-smoking section...please light your tobacco products once more> ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Do you love Purehumour? Enough to open your wallet a little? 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The single one asks the other, "Well, did you get to do it to your wife doggie style?" The married guy replies, "Yes, but it took SIX martinis." The single guy exclaims, "SIX martinis! How come so many?" The husband replies, "Hell, it took three just to get her out on the lawn." ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� YOU WIN! A FREE CD of your choice...many titles to choose from...all for being a part of Purehumour! Get YOUR FREE CD today: <a href="http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/free/";>FREE!</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/free ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� One day four nurses decided to play practical jokes on the doctor they worked for, who they felt needed to be taken down a notch. Later, they got together on break and discussed what they had done. The first nurse said, "I stuffed cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear." The second nurse said, "I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 106 degrees." The third nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all the condoms that he keeps in his desk drawer." And the fourth nurse fainted. ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Viagra boy!! <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.525 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.525 The Grim money reaper <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.106 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.13.106 ���-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------��� The South African version of Sesame Street is to introduce an HIV-positive puppet. The character hasn't been named or designed yet. But the puppet is expected to be a 5-year-old female "monster Muppet" like Grover or Elmo. The show's bosses are considering whether to include the new character in the US version of the show. Joel Schneider, vice president of Sesame Workshop, which is based in New York, said the new puppet will make her debut during the autumn. Speaking at the 14th International AIDS Conference in Barcelona, Schneider said: "We know that she'll be lively, alert, friendly, outgoing and HIV-positive. She'll be healthy, not sickly." The aim is to help "de-stigmatise" the virus among viewers of the programme, reports the Washington Post. "We want to show children that it's okay to touch an HIV-positive person, okay to hug, that a person can still be a constructive part of the community." The story about how the character contracted HIV is still under discussion, but it's likely to involve a story line about a blood transfusion or transmission through childbirth, Schneider said. Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com/ ">WNW</a> ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Sam and Greg were teeing off on the long par 5 seventh hole. Sam decided he was going to reach the green in two and took such a cut at the ball that he almost fell over. The ball skimmed out over the course about 5 feet above the ground, slicing into a tree and bouncing into the fairway about 150 yards out. Greg said: "Nice condom shot." Sam said: "What's a condom shot." 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Keli: Who could possibly tempt Gordo away from somebody as pretty, sweet, and HOT as Janie? Laura: Somebody named Kevin. ���---------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� What's the definition of "virginity?" A big issue over a little tissue. ���--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------��� [We welcome a brand new contributor to Purehumour today...Lynette is just a little different...but we won't hold that against her...although if she'd like to hold things against me...maybe that can be arranged!] Evolution by Lynette We are foster-parenting a kitten for the local shelter. When I was showing him to my husband the kitten rolled over and my husband said it must be a girl kitty because of the prominent nipples. Well, he also has a prominent appendage near the tail area about the size and shape of a ping-pong ball so I know it is a boy but it got me thinking about body parts. We all know that Adam and Eve did not have belly buttons and that nipples on any of the male species is superfluous but how will the human body evolve in the future? It's quite obvious we won't need an appendix and children will be born without an opposable thumb since they never pick up anything anyway. But with the popularity of computers, I think we will soon see the "super" index finger. From repeated use of the point and click features on a standard computer mouse, I think these digits will slowly evolve until they are much larger than they are now. Those who are not as adept at using a computer will be teased as having "pencil fingers." Lifting weights with the index finger will become an Olympic sport with medals given for shape, size and dexterity. Another change for the human species is the inbred tattoo. Apparently, I am one of the last humans on the planet who does NOT have a tattoo and I think with repeated generations, girl babies will soon be born with roses on their butts and anklets on their legs. Boys will be born with flags or eagles on their arms and profanities on their backs. By the way, for those of you with tattoos, just what do you think you're going to look like when you're in the nursing home? All of those marks on your skin will sag with the rest of your body and deform into unsightly splotches and no one will be able to tell what the original design was meant to be. Soon the human body will come with piercing holes prepunched. There will be holes in the ears, tongues, bellies and eyebrows. Any one who does NOT set off a metal detector will be labeled as "deviant" and will be locked away to be "re-educated." What I would like to see in terms of human evolution is the programmable CD-ROM as part of the body. Just think, at the beginning of the day, you could just slip in a disc for your children to clean up their rooms, go to school and there would be a giant red slash through the "fight" command. Politics could be reformed with simple basic programming: Tell truth? Y/N Take bribes? Y/N Have a clue? Y/N While we're at it, I also want the human genome project to figure out a way to reverse the caloric/weight gain ratio as we age. That way, rice cakes would make you swell up and chocolate would slim you down. "No veggies, for me, thanks! I'm on a diet!" -- Lynette is the writer and creator of the website: www.lynetteisfunny.com. She lives in Bend, Oregon with her husband and two children. Her family is the main comedy source for her column although she is not above making up something just to be funny. 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