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Below, you will find the reasons for this action: _____ While our cybersex sessions were, for the most part, competent, your constant use of "brb gotta pee" took some of the romance out of it. _____ Your use of the term "the ol' cyber ball and chain" to refer to me has hurt my feelings. _____ I've found another lover, one who knows the importance of punctuation. _____ Certain errors during cyber sessions indicate that you were less than honest: � __ You typed: "I remove my bra" when you claimed to be a man. � __ You typed: "I enter you" when you claimed to be a woman. � __ You typed your own name at the end. � __ Your supposedly original scenario, it turns out, is simply page 56 of a Jackie Collins novel. � __ Your repeated references to animals suggest that you are hiding something from me. � __ Your refusal to cyber until I submitted a recent AIDS test suggests a degree of paranoia that is, simply put, unhealthy. � __ I finally opened the file with your __ gif __jpg __ police record. � __ I have no choice but to comply with the court orders unless I wish to face stalking charges. � __ Mommy says I need to spend less time on the computer. � __ Your mommy called me and yelled at me because of all the time you're spending on the computer. � __ I have established a more personal relationship with the Lord, and I would like to talk to you in great detail about what you can do to ensure a place in Heaven when the end of times come. 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So Anni went and died her hair and went back and said "I want to buy that T.V". He said, "Mam, I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes". So Anni went and got a complete make over. She went back and said "I want to buy that T.V." He said "Mam, I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes". Anni said "How did you know I'm really a blonde"? He said, Lady, that's not a T.V., that's a MICROWAVE. ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Lovers Caught on Tape! People caught with their "pants down" in the strangest places...hidden cameras capture ALL the action from beginning to end...you see the CLIMAX! Ever wonder what would happen if YOUR boss had a camera trained on you...well these folks found out the HARD way! <a href="http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/29.html";>Click</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/29.html ���------------------------STRANGE BREED!-------------------------��� If you like funny, wacky, and clean cartoons, then check out "Strange Breed". It's sure to make you and your whole family laugh." <a href="http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm";>Click</a> http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Anni was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry when he finds out I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure the old boy'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains," her friend replied. "Normally, yes," said Anni. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set." ���--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------��� The shortest unit of time is the interval between the change of a traffic light and the sound of the horn from the driver behind you. ���-------------------------QUIZ QUEEN------------------------------��� The name Canada comes from one of the indigenous Iroquoian languages. What does it mean? A. Community B. North C. Cold D. Water --- In small prosimians the young are often weaned after about five weeks. How long do apes continue to rely on their mothers? A. 1 year B. 2 years C. 4 years D. 6 years <Answers in Next Issue!> Last Issue's Answers: What river is the longest in Canada? B. Mackenzie --- Blind and unable to stand, newborn puppies spend their time how? C. Sleeping about 90 percent of the time and nursing the other 10 percent � Copyright 2002 Dawggone Communications Website: http://quizqueen.net Subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Logging off... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.490 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.490 A boy's best Friend... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.491 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.491 ���---------------NON SMOKING SECTION-------------------------��� <To comply with recent internet law changes...Purehumour will now present a daily non-smoking section...this section is fully smoke-free...I do not smoke while creating it...and you are requested not to smoke while you read it! You co-operation is expected.> The doctor knocked at the hospital door before entering Anni's room. Anni called out to come in. The doctor then proceeded to tell Anni to remove all of her clothing after which he gave her a thorough, from top to bottom, front to back, leaving no part of her body untouched. When he had finished, Anni looked the doctor straight in the eye and asked, "Doctor, can I ask you a question?" "Of course," he replied. Anni asks, "Why did you bother to knock?" <End of non-smoking section...please light your tobacco products once more> ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Do you love Purehumour? Enough to open your wallet a little? If you wish to donate to support the continue success of this ezine...please visit the link below...no amount is too small! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/ph.html ">Click</a> http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/ph.html ���--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------��� Every morning on the beach the crowd was startled to see a jogger with the build of a pro football player but with a head the size of a baseball. Finally, some brave young man got up the nerve to stop him and ask "What happened to give you such a small head?" The jogger sadly told the story of how he found a magic lamp on the beach, rubbed it and a beautiful female genie came out. She said, "I can give you one wish, would you like a quick screw or a little head?" ���------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------��� Remove Her Bra <a href=" http://www.jillsjokeline.com/rebra.html ">Click</a> http://www.jillsjokeline.com/rebra.html Strip BlackJack With Karen <a href=" http://www.jillsjokeline.com/stripbjkaren.html ">Click</a> http://www.jillsjokeline.com/stripbjkaren.html Adult Memory Game <a href=" http://www.jillsjokeline.com/admem.html ">Click</a> http://www.jillsjokeline.com/admem.html ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� The world's greatest charade player brags that he can guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a million dollars to guess a very hard charade on television. The charade player agrees. Comes the big night, all the world is watching. The charade player is sitting on stage in front of a curtain. Music blares and the curtain opens to reveal seven nude young women. The second and fourth ladies are holding their breasts, while the other five have their backs to him and are baring their behinds. The charade player barely glances over them and says, "The William Tell Overture by Rossini." The flabbergasted producer says in awe, "You've done it! That's the correct answer. You are indeed the greatest charade player!" and he hands him a check for a million bucks. Walking out, a reporter stops the charade player and ask him how he did it. "It's really simple," says the charade player. "One look at the positions of the seven women, and I realized it as the William Tell Overture." "Rump... titty... rump... titty... rump... rump... rump." ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� YOU WIN! A FREE CD of your choice...many titles to choose from...all for being a part of Purehumour! Get YOUR FREE CD today: <a href="http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/free/";>FREE!</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/free ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Wendy: Did you hear about Anni's wedding? Keli: No! Tell me! Wendy: Well, she married a man so old that the "something blue" was the varicose veins in his legs! ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Direct X settings... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.492 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.14.492 How they made the Pyramid's <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.49 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.49 ���-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------��� A confused Canada Goose has fallen in love with a boat's outboard motor. Bruce is so attached to the 80 horsepower Mercury motor, he won't have anything to do with other birds and didn't fly south last winter. He lives on the Somass River in British Columbia and spends his days within a wingspan of his two- stroke companion. The boat's owner Mike Cooke, from Port Alberni, said: "Every time we take the boat out he gives us hell. He's very possessive. The wife comes out and touches the motor and he starts pecking at her hand." He said water skiing has become difficult because Bruce tends to stay too close to the motor for his own good. The Canada.com website reports he said: "When we get back, the first thing he does is check on the motor." Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com/ ">WNW</a> ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Sam, making the Bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home. Sam: My wife, Anni, will kill me. Bartender: Take her some candy. Sam: She is on a diet. Bartender: Take her some flowers. Sam: She has allergies. Bartender: Tell her a poem. Sam: Anni loves poems ... I don't know any. Bartender: Here is one for you. The Bartender recited. YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH .. BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS... BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE. -"Shakespeare" Sam: I can handle that. So walking home Sam was reciting to himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door. Anni: You better not of been drinking. Sam: Sweetness, I have a poem for you! Anni: It had better be good Sam starts to recite the poem... YOU BABYLONIAN BITCH .. BLUE EYES AND PURPLE TITS. BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A PUSSY LIES AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE. ���-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------��� [||||] D E N S E U N D E R G R O W T H [||||] Pfizer, developers of Viagra, has purched Pharmacia, maker of the world's leading hair restorer, Rogaine. (Boston Globe) Which from now on will not only grow hair -- but STIFFER hair. Copyright � 2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved. http://www.topica.com/lists/funnysideup ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Sam looked over the backyard fence and admired Greg's wife while she sunbathed topless. The next day, Sam corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, "I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday." Greg was quite put out over the peeping incident and told Sam he planned revenge. That very evening, Greg noticed that Sam's bedroom shades were up. Upon closer inspection, he notices Sam's wife in the act of performing oral sex. The very next day Greg calls out to Sam, "Hey, Sam, I saw your wife giving you a blow-job last night. Sam replies, "Hahaha. Liar! I wasn't home last night. ���--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------��� Bingo on your computer...big prizes to be won! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/20.html ">Click</a> ���--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------��� Demi-Moore on the line.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.55 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.55 Optical illusion No 2. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.91 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.91 ���--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------��� Anni was rather well-endowed and she was shopping for an evening gown at a chic Madison Avenue boutique where she tried on every evening gown in the store. Finally setting eyes on a very sexy, low-cut dress hanging in the display window, Anni asked the exhausted sales clerk if she could try it on. "Of course, madam," he muttered through clenched teeth, squeezed into the window, and began the painstaking task of taking the dummy apart to remove the gown. Eventually he succeeded and was able to hand it over to the demanding customer. "How do I look?" she asked, emerging from the dressing room. "Does it show off my superb breasts to advantage?" "Oh, absolutely," the clerk assured her, "but do hairy chests run in your family?" ���---------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------��� When is it ok for a guy not to know the proper spelling of 'clitoris'? When he has it on the tip of his tongue. ���--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------��� Run For Your Lives! The World Will End On Feb. 1, 2019... Or Maybe Not By Doug Powers Scientists have made our day once again. This time some astronomers, whose job it is to peer into the heavens in an effort to spot rogue asteroids that could smash into our planet like the celestial equivalent of Jan Michael Vincent's car, have spotted a potential ozone hazard that could cross our path in the year 2019. Astronomers, effectively keeping with their tradition of not over personalizing things, are calling this asteroid "NT7". Astronomers are telling us that NT7 is the first object to ever record a positive rating on the Palermo Technical Impact Hazard Scale. If I knew what that meant, I'd probably be scared right now. On the Palermo scale, they tell us that this particular 1 1/4 mile wide asteroid has a threat level of 0.06. Ratings that measure between -2 and 0 warrant some level of concern. 0 through +2 is a very high risk, and a rating above +2 means that an earth destroying event, such as a strike by an asteroid over two miles wide or Marlon Brando falling down in the shower, is imminent. Since the phrase "exact science" is oxymoronic, we can assume that this frightening data contains a footnote in tiny print which reads, "*error rate of plus or minus 15 billion miles." We tend to assume that scientists know what they're talking about because, hey, they're scientists. They went to science school, right? Often though we see situations where scientists will argue for decades about what they perceive to be a truth, only later to have to admit what most of us already knew. History shows that the human race tends to follow information supplied by those whose job it is to make the best educated guess, only later to be proven wrong. If scientists were network programming executives, they'd have bet the ranch that "Cop Rock" would have been a huge hit. Just recently an anthropologist was playing in the scorching giant sandbox in a country that's name sounds more like a frat brother than a nation, Chad. He found a skull from the human family that is about 7 million years old and sort of resembled a dehydrated Joan Collins. The scientist who made the discovery said that it could have been as young as 6 million years old, but I think he was just trying to flatter it. I'll bet he says that to all the Sahelanthropus tchadensis. The point here was that immediately after the discovery, scientists all over the place said things like, "This could change our current views on human evolution." Hold on a second, Prof, I thought what you guys have been teaching us for the past hundred years was rock solid truth. Now we're changing our views just because you found a skull roughly as old as the average CBS viewer? I don't want to sound hominid phobic, but when you shift gears on us like that, we stop listening. What's next? Is one day a scientist going to trip and fall up, thereby rendering moot Sir Isaac Newton? The only thing we can be sure about is that we're sure of nothing. History is a series of constant negation of previous "truths". Every time we start believing something, we run across information to the contrary, or at least which points us in a different direction. Later on, the information that changed your views of the original will meet with other information challenging its validity, and so on. It can drive you crazy if you really dwell on it too much. That's why we need to take this asteroid collision story for what it's worth. Worst case scenarios are usually the first presented us, which is good in a way because it makes the truth seem so much more tolerable. Do any of us even want to know when and if an asteroid is going to wipe out our planet? It is said that this particular one, NT7, is large enough to wipe out an entire continent. If these astronomers really want to impress us, they'll pinpoint which continent it will hit and make sure that the 'N Sync 20th Anniversary Reunion Tour is in town that day. Earlier this year, the YB5 asteroid came within 510,000 miles of earth. Chances are that NT7 will come a little closer but not hit us on February 1st, 2019. I tend to believe that God's throwing "brush pitches." That's what you do when people are constantly crowding the plate. If the second one in 2019 doesn't back us off, I'm sure we'll get beaned by a third one. Then a booming voice from the sky will yell, "Take your base!" -- Doug Powers is a writer of humor who maintains his summer home in mid-Michigan, and in the winter he moves to the south side of the same house and deludes himself into thinking that he has a winter home. He is constantly proofread by his wife and three children. In addition to columns and stories, Doug writes all kinds of short form humor, topical jokes, etc, for Laugh.Com and Airborne Entertainment, supplying humor content to wireless internet subscribers worldwide, except for maybe Calcutta and Bangledesh. 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