After the grand success of our Cecil Pinto On-line English to Konkani
Translation Services we are now planning Cecil Pinto On-line Konkani Classes.
Trans:
Amchi Translation Service ietle successful zali ki ami chintlem kiteak ami
anik poishe korche nhui?
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Please note:
Our rates for
Transcript of one side of a phone conversation between Cecil Pinto from
Panjim and his lawyer friend Noel D'Cruz from Margao.
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"Hello Noel. Good morning! How's married life treating you? Any good news
for us?"
"What? Not even on weekends? Throughout Lent? How
HEART 2 HEART - March 20 (Herald)
By Ethel Da Costa
We don't need another brick in the wall
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Respected Governor,
Please treat this as an SOS.
But firstly, compliments for a sanctity of peace that hangs in the air.
Government servants are actually looking up from their desks at citizens as
file
Vidyadhar Gadgil wrote:
"Cecil, I give up! Hereby humbly accepting my inaccuracy.
Nevertheless, I will persist in using the same (non)quote as my
signature, since it expresses so well what one of the greatest thinkers
of all time showed through his writings -- one should not take things at
face va
George Pinto wrote:
"By instinct I support anything Mario Mascarenhas does and what he stands
for. He has fought the
good fight for Goa and Goans and helped Goa Sudharop too. I now see my
first cousin, Maurice
Britto, involved in the Salmona spring issue. I wish to express my
solidarity with all
Dear Victor,
It is always a pleasure to read your rare but relevant postings on GoaNet.
I have often replied privately but have never got a response and thought of
you as being rude. Only recently Margaret Mascarenhas informed me that your
service provider, AOL, does not accept messages from San
Mario Goveia wrote:
In response to your comments shown below, it is
amazing to me that you seem bent on continuing this
line of personal invective, in a discussion in which
you added nothing, and after the main protagonists
have stopped.
Cecil:
If the 'main protagonists' decide to call it off does
Stylespeak
By Wendell Rodricks
MISPLACED MORALITY
The nation is in a grip of voyeurism. Thanks to a little known, hardly
viewed television channel that should ideally be banned, by not only the
film frat but the public at large.
It all began with the very public airing of a teenager who "mobile
Santosh Helekar wrote:
"I can say with confidence
that there are domains of human experience in which
Konkani is much richer than English."
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Dear Santosh,
I agree with you. For example calling someone an illegitimate child in
Konkani is so much more explicit and satisfying in Konkani than th
From Goa-Net:
UK-based Sun Microsystems engineer Benny "Screw" Faria of the Class of 1977
writes:
"I was reminiscing about Britto nicknames, and there is a lot of history
here. I mean, who'd own up to pandu, zoddo, tantiyakar, rebec, somplo,
doctor fart, gauns, datta, rajesh (khanna), bobby, disht
In a private e-mail a Cyber Goan wrote to me...
"There are two words - swearing and cursing - mean entirely different -
choose your phrase correctly. cursing is 'shirap' swearing is 'gaLi
sounchen? Pozdem uloup? "
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I wish to thank this individual for the correction. I intend conducting an
HEART 2 HEART - APRIL 10 (Herald)
By Ethel Da Costa
On a head roll at Mala
Tut, tut, Naguesh Karmali. I simply can't figure out - having met and
partaken of an informal discussion with you, where you came across as a
sensible man - how you could endorse the violence committed on Mala with
your r
Goan designer Wendell Rodricks features in a special programme on ZooM TV
to be aired this week. The shown named "Just Pooja" has model and TV host
Pooja Bedi interviewing Wendell Rodricks on the aspects of homosexuality
and society's reaction to the same. The aim of the programme is to get the
Tongue-in-Cheek
by Cecil Pinto
Two weeks back I read about some parents who camped overnight in a queue on
the streets of Margao just to get school Admission Forms for their wards.
Mind you these were just forms to be filled out with no guarantee that the
child would actually get admission
Frederick Noronha (FN)
Would there be an interest in building up a public archive of old Goan
photographs? I think pictures tell a story well, and we need to collate
and put out in cyberspace photographs that tell the story of Goa.
If this suggestion makes sense to you, send me a note. We could wor
Below is the full text of the article by V.M. in Herald. it has been posted
here with his permission. Any comments?
Cecil
Goa's Stealth Transformation
by V. M. de Malar
Our state is really hot right now, and we're not talking about the
oppressively humid weather. Every second person you meet
Navhind Times report:
>Another myth that was broken by Fr Naik was the
>belief that Konkani is a daughter of Sanskrit.
Santosh Helekar wrote:
It would be interesting to know what exactly is meant
by the above statement. I thought Konkani was derived
from one of the Prakrits (early spoken dialects o
The bundh call given in protest against the implementation of Value Added
Tax (VAT) in Goa has met with a near total success. I toured Panjim this
morning and found almost every shop, restaurant, petrol pump, showroom and
gaddo closed. Friends calling in from Margao and Mapusa and villages also
Come May 6, 7,8 and the INOX courtyard will buzz with excitement. No, it's
not a movie launch we are talking about. It is an extravagant three-day,
wine, haute cuisine, rock blues, jazz and art festival, 'The Grape Escape'
organised by the Goa Tourism Development Corporation (GTDC) at the INOX
HEART 2 HEART - APRIL 17 (Herald)
BY ETHEL DA COSTA
Who needs high society!
This is not a Saturday night hangover. This is not about getting out an axe
and chopping off a few heads (after years of knowing the Page 3, I certify
there is no cerebral activity in the upper compartment to engage even
t is not required as from your surname and village he can calculate one's
caste. Viviana's comment was "Huh? Really?".
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
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Halur Rasho wrote:
In the US most personals have a race preference, for
example a woman may describe herself as SWF (single
white female) seeking a SWM(single white male). Are
such people racists?
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Dear Halur,
These people are not racist. Just plain stupid.
Unless one is advertising for
riage.
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Dear Viviana,
Just as an example how all Goans don't think alike. On reading your
statement above...
What Cecil Pinto thinks
Aha! So Ariosto and Viviana have lots of close relatives in Goa. Perhaps I
should make a sales pitch for EXPRESSIONS flower delivery service.
What C
A paisi unni chi vai, comu vidi fari fai. Sigreti a tò mugghieri 'un
cunfidari, casi cu prèguli 'un adduari, cumpari sbirri nun pigghiari. A
locu unni 'un si' conusciutu, comu si' vistu si' raffiguratu. Scusa nun
richiesta è accusa manifesta. Ovvero: Cui si scusa senz'esseri accusatu,
manifestu fa lu sò piccatu.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ H
eving in, and forwarding, hoax mails.
GoaNet I think has a different purpose than being a reservoir for
inspirational mails and hoaxes.
But I do agree with you that USA politics discussions do get quite
sickening. But for all you know some people might be finding them much more
interesting than my re-written Goan jokes? It takes all types of Goans to
make GoaNet.
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Mog Assum di
Edwardo Verdes
Chinchinim/Jeddah/KSA..
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ H
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Tongue-in-cheek
By Cecil Pinto
Cecil Pinto educates Gabe Menezes, a UK based Goan, on the finer points of
Goan Catholic Death Advertisements in local newspapers.
Gabe Menezes: Are obituary notices published in your local dailies?
Cecil Pinto: We don't have obituaries.
I have been receiving 'forwards' from people telling me that Mars is going
to be spectacularly close to Earth in August 2005. This is untrue.
http://www.snopes.com/science/mars.asp
"Mars will have another close encounter with Earth in in 2005, but that
occurrence will take place in October (not
(originally posted some two years back)
Goan for the Jocular
by Cecil Pinto
If you read the matrimonial adverts in the The Navhind Times every Sunday I
can't blame you for thinking that there's an ample choice of good spouses,
here in Goa, for anyone planning
(originally posted some years back)
Goan for the Jocular
by Cecil Pinto
Back to one of my favourite hunting grounds - Matrimonial Advertisements.
Recently I read that a young man from Uttar Pradesh has approached the
court claiming penalty and damages. The main thrust of
Cam across this para at:
http://goaday.goamog.com/
The World Goa Day is definitely about our uniqueness, which urges for a
fortified identity, only possible with a strong union. The present site is
yet another effort in the global aim of reminding and preserving our
symbols, marking our cultur
http://www.outlookindia.com/full.asp?fodname=20050711&fname=Kerala+%28F%29&sid=1
KERALA
Law For All, Bar Nun
The state bar council's bizarre decision to deny enrolment to a nun upsets
the clergy
JOHN MARY
Can a nun who has taken the vow to serve Christ till the end of her life
enrol as a la
Nasci Caldeira wrote:
This system of 'Caste' as well as the 'Gauncaree' system in Goa is
detrimental to progress and therefore must be fought as a challenge with
determination and in a revolutionary way! Why not??
These facts make India 'the most Racist Country' in the world. Caste and
Gauncaree s
visible. Fortunately there's not much pedestrian or vehicular
traffic.
8.30 p.m. 11th July 2005
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
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ating personals.
2) In the West you simplify everything into White, Black or Coloured. How
limited. Here in India we have various shades of brown. These complexions I
have described separately.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
'? This is not part of a man's vocabulary. Men flirt
with women. Men entice women. Men seduce women. We don't need to 'hit on'
women. Earth girls are easy!
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
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is not part of services we offer. We grade applicants on face value.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
Bernado Colaco:
I guess there are a couple of Aldoncars who have no interest in Goa and its
future. Recently one wrote that everthing is fine in Goa (no problems).
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Dear Bernado,
There probably are.
Cecil
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ur society that a woman is considered 'complete'
only after she is married and has given birth to children? Whereas a man
can remain a bachelor forever and have no stigma attached to this.
Shame on us all!
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
wish more overseas Goans would relate their personal experience while,
and reasons for, migrating so we can truly understand the process and teh
underlying motives - rather than just depend on vague generalisations and
anonymous statistics.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
s among ex-East African Goans and at the
time of marriage.
Fortunately, I have seen and experienced none of that nonsense. I have heard
about it from those who went through 'technical family' problems at the time
of their marriage. But that would be hearsay."
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I totally agree wi
to tell me, "You're nothing and you'll end up a nobody!"
Just kidding. I have wonderfully supportive parents.
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Best regards,
Victor Rangel-Ribeiro, Porvorim and New Jersey
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
nk all subscribers
for their patience and understanding during this time of changing
Identification Protocol. Please understand that we have to somehow raise
some funds to get some software developed that will solve this 'plain text'
problem once and for all. And we want to know Halur's gender.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
ist cyber correspondent that I have no problem with
following the rules and did not wish to offend anyone's customs. But since
I don't know which woman is 'brahmin' and which one is not I will only use
're' when speaking to women who have the word 'BRAHMIN"
e that some people are so obsessed.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
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http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1167737.cms
Now, dress code for churchgoers
ASHLEY D'MELLO
TIMES NEWS NETWORK
MONDAY, JULY 11, 2005 11:40:43 PM
MUMBAI: After the Mumbai University vice chancellor's pronouncements on
student attire, make way for another dress code.
Upset at the
t happens.
Thanks
Louise
UAE
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
I certainly would not go on some
France-centric discussion group and make statements without first getting
my facts right. At most I would ask a few polite questions on the group to
clear my doubts. On the other hand if I had lived with my French wife in
France itself for many years and had absorbed the French way I would
confidently move into discussion knowing I have now an insiders' experience
and authority.
Go figure.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
=
Gabriel de Figueiredo wrote:
> India's smallest state (population approx 1.35
> million, area 3700 sq.km)
> is seeing very few births.
Could this be the result of the males being too long
away from their wives, in the Gulf or on board ships?
Are there any stats on the ratio of married men being
*
Santosh's suggestions look interesting, specially this one:
2. Any posts containing serious personal attacks or
accusations against private individuals will be
rejected.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ H
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, a specific cash amount to be used only for this purpose. I know
this from hearsay and cannot verify it.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
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t on this forum.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
/pinsearch1.asp
Type just the first few letters of the City/Village
Eg. "pan" for Panjim
Viola!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ NP-H
the house.
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Get the point? Now I'm going home. Just before retiring to bed I will tell
Beatrice to check her e-mail and when she gets her GoaNet Digest tan
tan dan!!!
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ H
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HEART 2 HEART - JULY 17, Herald
BY ETHEL DA COSTA
100 crores, or no show?
Dear Mr Pratapsing Rane,
Good to see you crack the whip, though I understand the hot plate is
heating up with too many trying to short fuse your circuits. But shrewd as
you are, its time to hold to your horses, keep the
on in
matrimonial format" uniquely for your wife, and your relationship, while
still making it interesting enough for the rest of the world to read. I
never said it was going to be easy. But the payoff is worth the effort.
Cheers!
Cecil Pinto, Panjim - Aldona
M/ 38/ NP-CC/ H
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n-Biblical views on Science and Religion, he would
compromise by always making it very clear where his allegiance was. The
collar served that purpose.
"Basil! Basilo! Baz! Bazullea!". Fr. Basilio looked back to see Cecil Pinto
approaching on his rickety motorcyle. "Oh No!", he
More than a month has passed since Cardinal Ivan Dias issued a dress code
for Mumbai Catholic churchgoers. Statistics are just coming in and it is
obvious that there has been a massive drop in church attendance figures.
Roving reporter Cecil Pinto sending in this almost-live report for Cyber
HEART TO HEART (SEPT 4)
BY ETHEL DA COSTA
The Tourism Gospel According to Dr Willy?
Dear Dotor,
Goody! Now that we've broken ice at our recent World Goa Day celebrations
at Assagao and you've proved to me that you're a jolly good sport as well
-- despite our not so long ago acid spewing print
songs and re-writing the
lyrics to suit the theme. Please let me know if the lyrics below are
suitable for your play. If not I will try dismantling some other classic songs.
Cecil Pinto
(Songwriter)
---Song # 1 -
My first song is a modification of the song 'Maria' from th
HEART TO HEART (SEPT 11)
BY ETHEL DA COSTA
To my 'Single Again' girlfriends, live life full!
"The pain which you sometimes feel in your soul is the birth of a new
insight. When your subconscious has born the new insight to term, you will
be wiser than you were before."
- The Beholder by Ken L
Tongue in cheek
By Cecil Pinto
The last time I encountered an autograph book was when my good friend
Gordon Lobo married his long time sweetheart Flavia Ferrao some four years
back. A group of us male friends were quite enjoying ourselves at our table
at the wedding reception, where the
ry
and fiction forms. 'Joseph and Flavia' is directed by architect Priya Kamat
Next to be screened is 'In Search of Abbe Faria'. This film is directed by
Isabel Vaz and Cecil Pinto. The year 2006 marks the 250th Birth Anniversary
of Jose Custodio de Faria, a son of Goa, widel
HEART TO HEART (Herald, SEPT 25)
BY ETHEL DA COSTA
Stories of people who want more
Of all the root causes for people feeling drained, the most widespread is
probably selfishness, whether within themselves, in their relationships
with others or in the world at large. It may also be the hardest
The column below, by me appeared in Goa Plus some time in January 2003 or
thereabouts. I can't recall if I have posted it here before but Borg Costa
did recently query about the legend of Dona Paula.
Cecil Pinto
Gather around me children, and hear this story of long ago times
Some weeks back V M de Malar wrote in Herald about Goa going the Bali way
where the locals are outnumbered by the outsiders who own the hotels and a
lot of the prime land.
I sent the article to, among others, my friend Justine Andrews, from the
Isle of Wight, who has been holidaying in Goa ever
From Ethel Da Costa
--
Calling all 'Singles Again'
Make a date to 'Meet, Connect and Bond' in a celebration of singlehood at
the `Singles Again' Club launch party on Oct 7.
THINK GEEK Media and Productions introduces the niche 'SINGLES AGAIN CLUB '
at Club on the Rocks, Villa Sol, Dona P
tar Singh, novelist, Goa
Alexyz, cartoonist, Goa
Prava Rai, writer, Goa
Jerry Pinto, poet and journalist, Goa
Sudeep Chakravarti, novelist, Goa
Dean D'Cruz, architect, Goa
Norma Alvares, environmental lawyer, Goa
Vinni Timblo, hotelier, Goa
etc, etc, etc.
Foo
Melinda Powell described a GOACAN meeting she attended and urged others to
involve themselves in such consumer movements. To this Floriano Lobo
reacted thus:
-- quote -
You say it is fultile yet you say this is the only thing to be done. More
meetings, more workshops, more ang
The Clean Goa Initiative-began with a petition written by two Goans seeking
to draw attention at the Central Government level to the waste management
crisis in Goa and requesting intervention, beginning with a rational and
responsible waste management strategy for IFFI in Panjim this year.
The
Carving a Goan identity in the postcolonial period
Ervell E. Menezes
GOA INDICA : A CRITICAL PORTRAIT OF POSTCOLONIAL GOA
by Arun Sinha. Bibliophile South Asia in association with
Promilla & Co. Rs 495
BOOKS on Goa are being churned out at regular intervals these days with
varying degrees of s
Dear Floriano,
The narration of how you collaborated with the cops to get a conman, posing
as a loan agent, arrested was heartwarming. Power to you and your party on
this initiative. So many Goans have been conned over the years by smooth
fly-by-night operators that it is a crying shame. The E
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More than twenty years back
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Everybody I know is doing a little
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On the night of Saturday
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Being a resident of Panjim has many advantages, specially these few days.
Non-Ponjekar friends who have never bothered to phone or visit, nor even
forward risque SMS jokes or hoax virus warnings by e-mail, throughout the
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e kombye-mas for chicken with kombi being a hen and
kombo being a rooster and peel being a chicken. Also you have bokdya-mas with
bokdo being a goat, bokdi a she-goat and bokuddlem for a kid goat. And of
course padkulem is a calf, gai is a cow and pado is a bull, so gai-mas is
beef.
Beatrice: Tha
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"Missing you, John"
A short story by Pundalik Asnodkar
Translated from the original Konkani by Cecil Pinto
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The phone rang. Just as Gracy was about to pick it up the doorbell sounded.
Gracy hesitated. "Maammy, somebody's come!" shouted little
Appreciation of Art Installations
Footprints in the sands of ignorance
By Cecil Pinto
Last Sunday, like most Panjim residents, my wife and I had enough of the
IFFI festivities and so we decided to check our Subodh Kerkar's Beach
Installations at Candolim. My awareness about the natur
Tongue in Cheek
By Cecil Pinto
As a teenager I often used to get confused by acronyms like WASP and JAP
that often appeared in American humour publications. Much later in life I
realized what they stood for, and it took me a lot of reading before I
could fully comprehend the stereotypes
Gifted and Gifting Godparents
A tedious, painstaking and irreversible process
By Cecil Pinto
A popular saying of Confucius translates this way, "Have no friends not
equal to yourself". More recently Yassir Arafat said, "Choose your friends
carefully. Your enemies will choose
One beautiful December evening Pedru and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting
on the sand at Benaulim Beach
There was a romantic, full moon, when Pedru said, "Moga mhojea, Weeweechu
khyovya?."
"Atam naka. Kai boro chondrim asa. Ami chondrimak polovya", said Rosita.
"C'mon baby, let's you and m
Appreciation of Art Installations
Footprints in the sands of ignorance
By Cecil Pinto
Last Sunday, like most Panjim residents, my wife and I had enough of the
IFFI festivities and so we decided to check our Subodh Kerkar's Beach
Installations at Candolim. My awareness about the natur
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