Re: going extreme

2001-04-04 Thread Philip Newton

James Powell wrote:
 http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1006-200-5424853.html?tag=lh

Cool. Where can I get me some Extreme Programming?

Cheers,
Philip, whose project[1] has a deadline today

[1] that's been running for at least six months and was supposed to be done
in November
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Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Philip Newton

Paul Makepeace wrote:
 On Tue, Apr 03, 2001 at 09:31:12PM +0100, Martin Ling wrote:
  Indeed, that was just my observation on a few posts' worth. 
  Who *knows* what I might conclude about a whole day's traffic..
 
 ..that you need to put your London.pm folder on its own spanning
 compressed partition.

Heck yeah. Leon++, Leon++ for having taken on the daunting task of
summarising each week's 2GB or so of traffic.

dha, how's your "last read" mark?

Cheers,
Philip
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Re: The Open Constitution Project (was Re: Crazy Idea)

2001-04-04 Thread Philip Newton

Jonathan Stowe wrote:
 OK.  SO we persuade Mr Horne to blag us electronic copies of 
 the entire UK law, upload it to the CVS server on SourceForge
 and then announce the project on slashdot 

Hm, checkout the US Bill of Rights, edit the First Amendment to include
"free speech but no permission to send spam" and cvs update -- and spammers
will have to think of a different disclaimer.

This has potential.

Cheers,
Philip
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Re: going extreme

2001-04-04 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Philip Newton [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 James Powell wrote:
  http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1006-200-5424853.html?tag=lh
 
 Cool. Where can I get me some Extreme Programming?
 
 Cheers,
 Philip, whose project[1] has a deadline today
 
 [1] that's been running for at least six months and was supposed to be done
 in November

You need a project troubleshooter...

Dave // Going for the flamethrower...




Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Byng-Maddick

On Tue, 3 Apr 2001, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:22:38AM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
   Yeah, yeah drunks, skateboarders, musicians .
  ...geeks, goths, jugglers, Natscis.  And that's just me.

ex-natscis too. :)

 I raise you (at least) two accomplished unicyclists...

Doesn't that make a bicyclist?

 Paul, whose uni got nicked in fscking cambridge. "Ooh, it's got a wheel!
 Not the usual two, but fuck it, let's steal it anyway!"

Ah, but people so often have quick release front wheels... erm.

MBM

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Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Byng-Maddick

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 * Robin Szemeti ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  On Tue, 03 Apr 2001, you wrote:
   Hmmm. Do the words "foot" and "mouth" mean nothing to you?
  maybe ...
  do the words 'I have my own field' mean anything to you ;)
 yip, but its probably not near sussex and you really don't
 want a 5 ft radius circle of charcoal left in it

Ah but would it have charcoal. That would - after all - mean we're not
burning things properly... :) Greg, you've lost your touch if you're only
producing charcoal. You need to be vapourising things... erm.

MBM

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Linux.com Online Chat

2001-04-04 Thread dcross - David Cross

Well, it's on their website, so it must be official.

http://www.linux.com/live/calendar.phtml?item_id=30

Event: "Author Talks" Series - Data Munging with Perl
Tue Apr 17th, 2001 (12:00 pm US/Pacific)

  Location: #live on irc.openprojects.net

We will have Dave Cross, the author of Data Munging with Perl talking about
his recent book and answering any questions about the book itself or some of
the subject matter. 


Tell all your friends. No heckling.

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Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Simon Wilcox

At 02:38 04/04/2001 +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:
* Simon Wilcox ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 
  Count me in. I have a tent and everything !
 

any you have the ``right'' attitude when it comes to beer and
explosives

I used to use theatrical maroons (explosives with electrical detonators) to 
blow up bits of the garden.

They made very effective mines to destroy Action Men too.

Admittedly I was only 10 at the time but I think that counts as the "right" 
attitude ;-)

Simon.




Books

2001-04-04 Thread dcross - David Cross


Wanderering around Charing Cross Road last night I picked up a couple of new
Perl books, "Writing CGI Applications with Perl" by Kevin Meltzer  Brent
Michalski and "Instant Perl Modules" by Doug Sparling and Frank Wiles.

Hopefully I'll have both of them with me on Thursday so anyone interested
can have a quick browse. Don't forget that I'll also have a copy of Lincoln
Stein's "Network Programming with Perl" to give to the person who asks in
the nicest manner. As usual bribery will be perfectly acceptable, but I
think I'll bar anyone who's had a freebie book from me in the past (not that
I can remember who that is!)

Cheers,

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Re: Linux.com Online Chat

2001-04-04 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 09:20:25AM +0100, dcross - David Cross wrote:
 Tell all your friends. No heckling.

Does that mean we can heckle but they can't?   :-)

-Dom



RE: Linux.com Online Chat

2001-04-04 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Dominic Mitchell [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 04 April 2001 09:32

 On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 09:20:25AM +0100, dcross - David Cross wrote:
  Tell all your friends. No heckling.
 
 Does that mean we can heckle but they can't?   :-)

That would be "Tell all your friends, no heckling."

Doesn't anyone learn grammar any more :)

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Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 09:08:09AM +0100, Matthew Byng-Maddick wrote:
  I raise you (at least) two accomplished unicyclists...
 
 Doesn't that make a bicyclist?

No, trust me.

  Paul, whose uni got nicked in fscking cambridge. "Ooh, it's got a wheel!
  Not the usual two, but fuck it, let's steal it anyway!"
 
 Ah, but people so often have quick release front wheels... erm.

Ah yes, the Harley Hardtail Pogo-stick.

Paul



Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 09:37:07AM +0100, dcross - David Cross wrote:
 From: Dominic Mitchell [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: 04 April 2001 09:32
 
  On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 09:20:25AM +0100, dcross - David Cross wrote:
   Tell all your friends. No heckling.
  
  Does that mean we can heckle but they can't?   :-)
 
 That would be "Tell all your friends, no heckling."
 
 Doesn't anyone learn grammar any more :)

Funnily, enough, no.  I was born in 1974, I've never been taught english
grammar and I know of nobody who has.  It's actually quite annoying as
it leads to all sorts of infuriating "I know that looks right, but I
don't know why..." thoughts.  If anybody could reccomend a small grammar
reference, that would be incredibly useful.

OTOH, every foreign language I've ever learned has started with the
grammar lesson within a month.  And when I want to learn a language one
of the first things I do is reach for the BNF.

ObPerl: So which is harder to parse?  Perl or English?

-Dom



Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:

 * Lucy McWilliam ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  *shock*
  You used the 'o' word.

 its ok, we can do the organisation as long as we have the
 greg school of organisation in play, it will basically mean
 agreeing with Dave Can. when he can take his `people carrier'
 to sussex - the announcing the weekend in advance and 
 refusing to change it.

*grin*  That sounds like an evil flan.


L.
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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 10:04:45AM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 Funnily, enough, no.  I was born in 1974, I've never been taught english
 grammar and I know of nobody who has.  It's actually quite annoying as

Me too, ('74 vintage) but I got learnt grammar. I think mostly by my
mother if truth be told. The rest I picked up from Latin :-/

If you know the difference between it's and its, you're and your,
and don't write 'alot', you're probably in the top 1%-ile :)

 it leads to all sorts of infuriating "I know that looks right, but I
 don't know why..." thoughts.  If anybody could reccomend a small grammar
 reference, that would be incredibly useful.

http://ei.cs.vt.edu/~cs5014/fall.95/courseNotes/WebPages/5.TechnicalCommunication/tc_2_Usage.html

Zillions on google.

 OTOH, every foreign language I've ever learned has started with the
 grammar lesson within a month.

http://www.engrish.com/

Paul



Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Dominic Mitchell [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 ObPerl: So which is harder to parse?  Perl or English?

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

Parse that and stay fashionable...

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Re: Linux.com Online Chat

2001-04-04 Thread Greg McCarroll

* dcross - David Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 From: Dominic Mitchell [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: 04 April 2001 09:32
 
  On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 09:20:25AM +0100, dcross - David Cross wrote:
   Tell all your friends. No heckling.
  
  Does that mean we can heckle but they can't?   :-)
 
 That would be "Tell all your friends, no heckling."
 
 Doesn't anyone learn grammar any more :)
 

learning grammar, not be needing to

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Re: Question

2001-04-04 Thread Leon Brocard

james_h sent the following bits through the ether:

 In a (possibly vain) attempt to think ahead, I am looking for some
 info on London-based Perl jobs.  I have about 3/4 months experience
 in Perl programming, and ideally would like to stay in the city
 area.  Anyone know of some good places to start?

Well, posting to this list is always a start, although I doubt
planning far ahead will help. Come to the meeting on Thursday and ask
around then. Otherwise, monster.co.uk and jobsearch.co.uk. I guess 3
months experience in Perl programming would mean working for a
newmedia agency...

HTH, Leon
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RE: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Paul Makepeace [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 04 April 2001 10:17

 On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 10:04:45AM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
  Funnily, enough, no.  I was born in 1974, I've never been taught english
  grammar and I know of nobody who has.  It's actually quite annoying as
 
 Me too, ('74 vintage) but I got learnt grammar. I think mostly by my
 mother if truth be told. The rest I picked up from Latin :-/

Don't know if it's my slightly older vintage ('62) or the fact that I went
to a Comprehensive that still thought it was a Grammar, but I was being
taught parts of speech and verb declensions between '74 and '79.

 If you know the difference between it's and its, you're and your,
 and don't write 'alot', you're probably in the top 1%-ile :)

Agreed! And my least favourite - "I would of done it" instead of "I would
have done it".

Oh, and people who use an apostrophe to form plural's.

Dave...
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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Mark Fowler

On 4 Apr 2001, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:

 Dominic Mitchell [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
 
  ObPerl: So which is harder to parse?  Perl or English?
 
 Time flies like an arrow
 Fruit flies like a banana
 
 Parse that and stay fashionable...
 

They're both Type 0, though one *could* argue that Perl was really type 1
and the grammar is defined by a really really big C program

Perl is easier to parse simply because all the irregularities are known
and documented.  They're not in English.  In addition to the above
example, consider

"The British Left Waffles on Argentina"

Which requires you to know about the concepts of political persuasion,
waffling as talking at length, usage of 'on' as 'about' etc, or you end
up with some careless people leaving behind breakfast items in a far off
land...

Later.

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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:17:24AM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 10:04:45AM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
  Funnily, enough, no.  I was born in 1974, I've never been taught english
  grammar and I know of nobody who has.  It's actually quite annoying as
 
 Me too, ('74 vintage) but I got learnt grammar. I think mostly by my
 mother if truth be told. The rest I picked up from Latin :-/

Latin!  Another thing I missed out on.  No, they forced me to do bloody
woodwork.  How useful is that?  Not at all, I can tell you.  I have a
girlfriend to put up shelves for me!

 If you know the difference between it's and its, you're and your,
 and don't write 'alot', you're probably in the top 1%-ile :)

Somewhere close.  Thankfully, it's not something I have to think about
a lot^Wgreat deal.

  it leads to all sorts of infuriating "I know that looks right, but I
  don't know why..." thoughts.  If anybody could reccomend a small grammar
  reference, that would be incredibly useful.
 
 
http://ei.cs.vt.edu/~cs5014/fall.95/courseNotes/WebPages/5.TechnicalCommunication/tc_2_Usage.html

Ta.

-Dom



RE: Question

2001-04-04 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Leon Brocard [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 04 April 2001 10:32

 I guess 3 months experience in Perl programming would mean working for a
 newmedia agency...

ITYM "working for a newmedia agency would give you three months experience
in Perl programming (before it goes bust).

HTH, HAND.

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Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Byng-Maddick

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Simon Wilcox wrote:
 At 02:38 04/04/2001 +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 * Simon Wilcox ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
   Count me in. I have a tent and everything !
 any you have the ``right'' attitude when it comes to beer and
 explosives
 I used to use theatrical maroons (explosives with electrical detonators) to 
 blow up bits of the garden.
 They made very effective mines to destroy Action Men too.
 Admittedly I was only 10 at the time but I think that counts as the "right" 
 attitude ;-)

.. And you seemed so normal when I met you 

MBM

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Re: Linux.com Online Chat

2001-04-04 Thread Mark Fowler

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, dcross - David Cross wrote:

 Tue Apr 17th, 2001 (12:00 pm US/Pacific)

In english?

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Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Wed, 04 Apr 2001, you wrote:
 * Robin Szemeti ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  On Tue, 03 Apr 2001, you wrote:
  
   
   Hmmm. Do the words "foot" and "mouth" mean nothing to you?
   
  
  maybe ...
  
  do the words 'I have my own field' mean anything to you ;)

true .. it is no where vaguely near sussex .. and I dont sell beer ... or
cider. 

 yip, but its probably not near sussex and you really don't
 want a 5 ft radius circle of charcoal left in it

it would go nicely with the 20 foot circle from the lorry load of pallets
we set fire to on Nov 5th :)

it has been known for the fire brigade to turn up on bonfire night as the
people down in the village  cant really believe anyone would light a
bionfire _that_ big ;)

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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 10:32:22AM +0100, dcross - David Cross wrote:
 Dave...
 [who makes lots of typos - but _knows_ they are typos]

There's nothing wrong with typos.  It's obvious that they are tyops from
the error.  It just means that the person was thinking faster than
typing and forgot the ^T key.

-Dom



use Aegis;

2001-04-04 Thread Tony Bowden


How can any of you fail to want to use Aegis now?

- Forwarded message from Peter Miller [EMAIL PROTECTED] -

Subject: Aegis 3.25 - project change supervisor
From: Peter Miller [EMAIL PROTECTED]

I am pleased to announce that Aegis 3.25 has been released.

http://www.canb.auug.org.au/~millerp/aegis/


* There is a new aebuffy(1) command, which may be used to
see what changes a user has outstanding.  It needs X11
(Tk/Tcl) to work.  Named after the xbuffy(1) command.

...

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RE: Linux.com Online Chat

2001-04-04 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Mark Fowler [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 04 April 2001 10:46

 On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, dcross - David Cross wrote:
 
  Tue Apr 17th, 2001 (12:00 pm US/Pacific)
 
 In english?

8pm

Dave...

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Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Wed, 04 Apr 2001, you wrote:
 At 02:38 04/04/2001 +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 * Simon Wilcox ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  
   Count me in. I have a tent and everything !
  
 
 any you have the ``right'' attitude when it comes to beer and
 explosives
 
 I used to use theatrical maroons (explosives with electrical detonators) to 
 blow up bits of the garden.
 
 They made very effective mines to destroy Action Men too.
 
 Admittedly I was only 10 at the time but I think that counts as the "right" 
 attitude ;-)

for future refernce ... 

1) LeMaitre make some very big marroons for stage use.
2) it says they need to be in some form of container when they go off.
3) do NOT use those funny square dustbin/ashtray things (with the two
flaps of steel as a lid) as the container (see [2] above)
4) the lids on [3] are, apparently, not attached very well.
5) Members of the public attending an event do not take kindly to being
whisked off to hospital to have lumps of metal removed from their legs.

I tell you this to help you avoid long chats with staff from the local
HSE and insurance comapanies, neither of whom seem to have much 'sense of
fun' in these matters ...

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Pony!

2001-04-04 Thread David Cantrell

I've uploaded a new version of Pony.pm to CPAN.  It fixes a bug in the
scaling algorithm and also stores the original data RLE encoded, thus
cutting the size of the module from 100K to 17.5K.

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Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Martin Ling

On Tue, Apr 03, 2001 at 10:28:24PM +0100, Dean S Wilson wrote:
 
 Stick with drunks, it'll save time. And the meetings on Thursday so
 you announced yourself just in time! ;)

I'm not sure I'll be able to make it though - I've got things to prepare
for this talk at GLLUG on Saturday.


Martin



Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Roger Burton West

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:38:44AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:

any you have the ``right'' attitude when it comes to beer and
explosives

http://firedrake.org/roger/fireworks/

'nuff said.

R



Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Martin Ling

On Tue, Apr 03, 2001 at 11:05:17PM -0400, Alex Page wrote:
 
 But where would we find a camping ground with a fast net connection
 and wireless LAN connections?

The bit of park that the Laurie bros' consume nodes cover?


Martin



Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Dean

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 11:06:14AM +0100, Martin Ling wrote:
 I'm not sure I'll be able to make it though - I've got things to prepare
 for this talk at GLLUG on Saturday.

Which is on a subject a lot of people on the list are interested in,
wireless networking and the Consume.net project so you might get to meet
some of this lot anyway :)

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Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Simon Wilcox

At 11:12 04/04/2001 +0100, Roger Burton West wrote:
On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:38:44AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:

 any you have the ``right'' attitude when it comes to beer and
 explosives

http://firedrake.org/roger/fireworks/

ooh, ahh !





RE: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Simon Batistoni


 Subject: Re: Crazy Idea
 marroons

We once had a nuts teacher at school who let some 12-year-old kid (whose dad
was a pyrotechnics expert) bring some of these in for a war scene in a
production. I don't know whether they were made by LeMaitre, but the large
ones were 10 inches long, with a 3 inch diameter. 2 nights out of 3, they
caught fire after exploding, and had to be stamped on by yours truly (I was
wearing combat boots, fortunately).

We then stole one of the largest ones, wedged it in a fence in the
village/housing estate crossbreed where I grew up, wrapped a large amount of
paper tape around the end, and set fire to it.

The electrical fuse rigups are supposed to control the detonation somewhat.
Setting fire to the end doesn't.

The explosion was heard at least 1/2 a mile away, and the police attended
the scene, where they were puzzled by the fence containing a large hole, and
the bits of paper and other unidentifed stuff from the casing, which was
littered everywhere like confetti.

We wanted to steal another one and put it in a dustbin, but we only just got
away with covering the first theft by judicious lying...





RE: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Andrew Bowman

 From: dcross - David Cross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 If you know the difference between it's and its, you're and your,
 and don't write 'alot', you're probably in the top 1%-ile :)

True. Shouldn't we also need to include "should'nt" (etc.) here as well? .
These are trivially simple rules to teach/learn - so why they aren't taught
(or possibly aren't learnt) says something about the education system and
the attitude of the pupils therein.

Agreed! And my least favourite - "I would of done it" instead of "I would
have done it".

Also, the more subtle, but equally invidious, "When did you want to go out?"
meaning "When do you want to go out?". "How many did you want?" he said.
"Oh, I still want seven" the customer replied.

Oh, and people who use an apostrophe to form plural's.

The proverbial Grocer's Apostrophe - Tomatoe's  Potato's (or, for the full
experience, Tomato's  Potatoe's).

And anuvver fing, wot abaht thowse peehpul 'oo prefix everyfink wiv
'actual'? The actual this, the actual that.

And many, many more...




Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Simon Wilcox

At 09:50 04/04/2001 +, Robin Szemeti wrote:

1) LeMaitre make some very big marroons for stage use.

The very brand :-)

2) it says they need to be in some form of container when they go off.

Nah. Bury them in sand for realistic WWII FX. Mwahahahaha

3) do NOT use those funny square dustbin/ashtray things (with the two
flaps of steel as a lid) as the container (see [2] above)
4) the lids on [3] are, apparently, not attached very well.

Indeed they are not. I remember that happening to me in a production I once 
worked on.

5) Members of the public attending an event do not take kindly to being
whisked off to hospital to have lumps of metal removed from their legs.

Luckily it only did minor damage to the backstage area.

I tell you this to help you avoid long chats with staff from the local
HSE and insurance comapanies, neither of whom seem to have much 'sense of
fun' in these matters ...

Miserable lot I always find but not as bad as the jobsworth fire brigade 
fire safety inspection officers I've come across.




Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Chris Heathcote

on 4/4/01 11:27 am, Simon Wilcox wrote:

 Luckily it only did minor damage to the backstage area.

I bought a supply of various flashes and explosions, but did not have a
firing box. 

Using the switch on a 4 way extension block (with a number of mains plugs to
croc clips) is probably not the safest way to fire them.

c.
(who also used to cut live mains cables with secateurs, for fun)
-- 
 every day, computers are making people easier to use

  http://www.unorthodoxstyles.com




Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Martin Ling

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 10:14:28AM +0100, Dean wrote:
 
  I'm not sure I'll be able to make it though - I've got things to prepare
  for this talk at GLLUG on Saturday.
 
 Which is on a subject a lot of people on the list are interested in,
 wireless networking and the Consume.net project so you might get to meet
 some of this lot anyway :)

Grrrew...okay, I'll come, but expect me to be sitting there with two
laptops hacking somewhat manically. Far, far too many things to do this
week.


Martin



London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-02

2001-04-04 Thread Leon Brocard

This is the eleventh of hopefully many weekly summaries of the London
Perl Mongers mailing list. For the week starting 2001-04-02:

Don't forget the London.pm website for meetings etc. The next social
meeting is on Thursday at the Anchor on Bankside, where Dave Cross
will give away a copy of Lincoln Stein's "Network Programming with
Perl" to the person who asks in the nicest manner. The next technical
meeting is on Thursday April 19th:
http://london.pm.org/

This week was fairly random, mainly because of April Fool's Day. I
released a silly Buffy module (which, a la Bleach, converts modules
into "BUffY bUFFY BUffY bUFFY bUfFy buffy..."), with example decss
code. Schwern released DNA ("CCAA CCAA AAGT CAGT TCCT CGCT..."), mjd
released SuperPython ("  ..."), and David Cantrell released
(late) Pony, a converter to "a lovely ASCII-art rendition of a pony".
O'Reilly broke news about Parrot, a merging of Perl and Python:
http://www.usis.usemb.se/Holidays/celebrate/april.html
http://search.cpan.org/search?dist=Buffy-1.00
http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg03743.html
http://search.cpan.org/search?dist=DNA-0.01
http://search.cpan.org/search?dist=SuperPython-0.91
http://use.perl.org/article.pl?sid=01/03/31/206248

Rather more importantly, Dave Cross pointed out that Damian Conway has
gone through the Perl 6 RFCs and guessed what Perl 6 might be
like. Nathan Torkington announced that Larry Wall has finally released
the first part of his Perl 6 plans, starting with the first
Apocalypse. Read these two articles if you want to know where Perl is
going:
http://www.yetanother.org/damian/Perl5+i/
http://www.perl.com/pub/2001/04/02/wall.html

London.pm hit NTK with the old pimb gag:
http://www.ntk.net/index.cgi?back=2001/now0330.txt#ANTI_NEWS

Robert Shiels asked for a good example of how to keep business and
presentation logic seperate. Dave Hodkinson replied that Template
Toolkit will help a lot. A new version of Template Toolkit came out
this week, with new features (and unfortunately some small bugs):
http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg03764.html
http://www.template-toolkit.org/pipermail/templates/2001-March/000786.html

Greg McCarroll, who posted far too often this week, is storming along
on the Perl Certification (see new list). He also posted
anti-Scientology rants on the list to try and get it banned, and
started a huge thread about blowing things up with "Did you all know
that i used to blow up pressurised butane cannisters as a child?". He
also suggested organising a camp out with cider, a camp fire, drinking
and talking (or maybe a cottage in Wales):
http://lists.perl.org/showlist.cgi?name=perl-cert
http://www.xenu.net/
http://firedrake.org/roger/fireworks/
http://www.lemaitrefx.com/
http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg03844.html
http://www.middlefarm.com/
http://www.inlink.com/~perlguy/campcamel/

Dave Hodgkinson tried to get us to join the Jedi religion and make it
an officially-recognised one:
http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg03817.html
http://slashdot.org/articles/01/03/05/0252249.shtml

Jo Walsh wants Dave Cross to organise a trip to see the
London.pm-sponsored camel at London zoo:
http://london.pm.org/camel.html
http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg03862.html

Martin Ling delurked and couldn't believe we were all nutters and
Buffy fans. David Adler added "drunks". Jonathan Stowe added
"skateboarders, musicians". Lucy McWilliam (who has very amusing
taglines) added "geeks, goths, jugglers, Netscis. And that's just
me". Paul Makepeace added "unicyclist". Greg McCarroll added "drunk
crazy buffy fans".
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ts/book-similarities/1565922204/qid%3D980318967/+buffy+perlhl=en

And finally, Jo Walsh asked if Perl version 5.6.1 would be out
soon. It's gone gold, but don't tell anyone. In other news, the Perl
5.7 pumpkin, Jarkko Hietaniemi (which we can all pronounce correctly,
thanks to Damian), is making appearances in "Black  White", a new god
game, everywhere:
http://freebs23.iserver.net/jarkko.jpg
http://www.bwgame.com/
http://archive.develooper.com/perl5-porters%40perl.org/msg24544.html

Leon
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RE: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Jones

 True. Shouldn't we also need to include "should'nt" (etc.) 
 here as well? . These are trivially simple rules to teach/learn
 - so why they aren't taught (or possibly aren't learnt) says something
 about the education system and the attitude of the pupils therein.

I don't know which education system you went through, but I was taught all
this stuff at primary school. I think it's just because the pupils couln't
be beggared to learn it properly (as you suggest), preferring to subscribe
to the "well, you know what I mean" school of thought. 

I think this could be related to the (deja) suggestion that coders have to
pay a lot of attention to syntax and format in their work, and tend to bring
the same approach to writing english. Designers, however ...

I remember last year I helped a designer chum of mine subscribe to (void),
because I thought he might bring an interesting perspective to some of the
discussions. I then promptly unsubbed because of "stuff". When I came back,
I found out that he'd only wanted to witter, not argue and



formatted his emails


a
bit  like this.

and generally pissed people off. He still writes mails like that, all dreamy
and rightbrain.

-- 
matt
"'scuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today?
hey, baby, don't be pulling on my socket, okay?"



Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Simon Wilcox

At 11:33 04/04/2001 +0100, Chris Heathcote wrote:
on 4/4/01 11:27 am, Simon Wilcox wrote:

  Luckily it only did minor damage to the backstage area.

I bought a supply of various flashes and explosions, but did not have a
firing box.

Using the switch on a 4 way extension block (with a number of mains plugs to
croc clips) is probably not the safest way to fire them.

I'll bet it worked a treat though !

c.
(who also used to cut live mains cables with secateurs, for fun)

Which reminds me of the time someone shorted out a mains socket with a 
paper clip "to see what happened".

Scared the hell out of the teacher :-)

Ahh, the old days. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be..




Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread David Cantrell

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:41:46AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 * David H. Adler ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  On Tue, Apr 03, 2001 at 09:12:57PM +0100, Martin Ling wrote:
   Oh, so this list was a bunch of nutters and Buffy fans the whole time
   and no-one told me?
  
  And drunks!  Don't forget drunks!
  
 
 drunk crazy buffy fans

riding on ponies?

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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Dean

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 11:39:55AM +0100, Matthew Jones wrote:
 I don't know which education system you went through, but I was taught all
 this stuff at primary school. I think it's just because the pupils couln't
 be beggared to learn it properly (as you suggest), preferring to subscribe
 to the "well, you know what I mean" school of thought. 

I was at school from up to 1995 and grammer, hand writing and similar were
only lightly touched upon. IT was another subject that we never actually
did (other than read about spreadsheets leading to my adult hatred of
Excel) and as far as I'm aware none of my friends of the same age did any
real grammer in school so you can expect a fair size chunk of 20-22 year
olds to have no real grasp of what constitutes good grammar.

Although i have to say that I'm one of the worse for this, i drop into
slang and similar almost all the time outside of work, not to mention that
my emails to friends are written as I'd say them. Is it just me or do we
seem to thread drift a lot recently...
 
 I remember last year I helped a designer chum of mine subscribe to (void),

Did he have lots of wasted disk space you felt the need to use? ;)

Dean
-- 
Profanity is the one language all programmers understand
   --- Anon



Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Neil Ford

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 11:06:14AM +0100, Martin Ling wrote:
 On Tue, Apr 03, 2001 at 10:28:24PM +0100, Dean S Wilson wrote:
  
  Stick with drunks, it'll save time. And the meetings on Thursday so
  you announced yourself just in time! ;)
 
 I'm not sure I'll be able to make it though - I've got things to prepare
 for this talk at GLLUG on Saturday.
 
Details? Location? URL?

Neil.
(who proabably ought to stay home this weekend, but. )



Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Leon Brocard

Neil Ford sent the following bits through the ether:

 Details? Location? URL?

http://gllug.linux.co.uk/

Leon
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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Leon Brocard

Dean sent the following bits through the ether:

 Is it just me or do we seem to thread drift a lot recently...

Yes - I've noticed this recently ;-)

ObTopic: Yup, did Perl grammar, and French and German and seven years
of Latin and I think I'm really good at it too and don't talk to me
about Greek I failed that exam and I think that knowing all these
grammars helps me understand the parser for Perl and the parser for
Ruby and I think the lexer is know the nastiest bit and in human
languages that must be quite hard too surely and Angel was really good
last night ("She") and I forgot to mention thespians in the summary
(it acts out plays on irc: http://www.funkplanet.com/thespians/) and
yesterday I presented both The Importance of Being Earnest (Oscar
Wilde) and that was amazing and the scottish play and...

Leon

ps I say old chap, one does not converse like the above normally,
   you must understand. I am attempting to inject some humour
   into the situation.
-- 
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yapc::Europehttp://yapc.org/Europe/

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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Matthew Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

  True. Shouldn't we also need to include "should'nt" (etc.) 
  here as well? . These are trivially simple rules to teach/learn
  - so why they aren't taught (or possibly aren't learnt) says something
  about the education system and the attitude of the pupils therein.
 
 I don't know which education system you went through, but I was taught all
 this stuff at primary school. I think it's just because the pupils couln't
 be beggared to learn it properly (as you suggest), preferring to subscribe
 to the "well, you know what I mean" school of thought. 

soapboax

Wrong. There was a concerted effort by the loony left to destroy
decent education in favour of whatever trendy piffle that was the
order of the day.

I had to unlearn the reading I knew before I went to school in favour
of some stupid phonetic system (anyone remember ITA?) in 1970, finally
culminating in a personal battle with Shirley Williams in 1975 to get
me into one of the last remaining decent schools in Hemel. Eventually
I was packed off to a prep school instead of a hellhole comprehensive
and actually being stretched (I had to catch up two years _in_ two
years).

Grrr.

I'm as liberal as anyone here as far as creativity, expression,
society and the rest go, but there are certain fundamentals that you
need before you can go out and break the rules. Like having the
musical basics before you go out and become a punk or a heavy metal
god.

Number one daughter is getting educated privately because it suits her
and number one son isn't, because that suits him. But they will both
be fundamentally literate and numerate.

Isn't it esr who says that good Unix folks are surprisingly literate,
well read, artisitcally inclined folks?

/soapbox

Sorry, I'll stop now. It's a nerve.

-- 
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Editor-in-chief, The Highway Star   http://www.deep-purple.com
  Interim CTO, web server farms, technical strategy
   



Silly postings

2001-04-04 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Matthew Byng-Maddick wrote:

  On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:22:38AM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
   ...geeks, goths, jugglers, Natscis.  And that's just me.
 
 ex-natscis too. :)
  
Are you?  I'm actually doing productive things in the lab, so this shall
be my last pointless posting of the day.
  

  Paul, whose uni got nicked in fscking cambridge. "Ooh, it's got a wheel!
  Not the usual two, but fuck it, let's steal it anyway!"
  
I apologise on behalf of my city :-( 
Yes, it's all mine!  Muhahahah.


L.
"Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."




Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Neil Ford

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 11:53:09AM +0100, Simon Wilcox wrote:
 At 11:33 04/04/2001 +0100, Chris Heathcote wrote:
 on 4/4/01 11:27 am, Simon Wilcox wrote:
 
 c.
 (who also used to cut live mains cables with secateurs, for fun)
 
 Which reminds me of the time someone shorted out a mains socket with a 
 paper clip "to see what happened".
 
 Scared the hell out of the teacher :-)
 
 Ahh, the old days. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be..
 
Or the case of taking the wire from inside a scalextric hand controller,
attaching on end to a sucker, affixing that to one side of a door frame,
stretching across to make a trip wire and being short of something to anchor
it with the other side, wrapping the remaining wire around the pins of a mains
plug and pluging it in!

Apparantly I was discovered on the other side of the room imbeded in a
wardrobe. :-)

Neil.
(who knows better now)



Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Dean

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 12:02:14PM +0100, Neil Ford wrote:
  
  I'm not sure I'll be able to make it though - I've got things to prepare
  for this talk at GLLUG on Saturday.
  
 Details? Location? URL?


-Paste


The next GLLUG meeting will be on Saturday 7th April 2001, between 2
and
6pm.  New venue this time, we will be at the

CFC Preview Theatre,
19-23 Wells St.,
London W1,

not too far from the Plaza Centre in Oxford Street.  For a handy map,
take a look
at
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?P2M?P=W1P3FPZ=1

For your edutainment, we hope to have the following talks on the day.



Martin Ling - "Wireless networking with Linux and the Consume.net
project"

Martin will provide an overview of wireless networking support in
Linux,
and explain how one can use low cost hardware to join in a spreading,
decentralized and independent network being established through the
consume.net project. If you already have wireless hardware, feel free
to
bring it along and join in the fun.



John Hearns - "Computers Go to the Movies".

It is a general introduction to the work of our host FrameStore, a
post
production movie house in Soho.  He'll cover the equipment, computing
and networking used for special effects and 3D animation work.



Richard Moore (IBM) - "Dynamic Probes"

Richard will tell us how to use IBM's DProbes with Opersys' Linux
Trace
Toolkit  to provide a universal (dynamic) tracing capability for
Linux.
It is universal because it provides a common tracing mechanism for
all
executables whether in user or kernel space. It is dynamic because
tracepoints are defined and applied dynamically to object modules as
probepoints using DProbes - no source code modification is required.

See
http://oss.software.ibm.com/developer/opensource/linux/projects/dprob
es/
for a taster of things to come.


---Stop--

Now if only someone would do a community news letter to cover this stuff...

I've seen Johns talk at SAGE-WISE and its a good one. 

Dean

-- 
Profanity is the one language all programmers understand
   --- Anon



RE: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Jones

 I was at school from up to 1995 and grammer, hand writing and 
 similar were only lightly touched upon. IT was another subject that we 
 never actually did (other than read about spreadsheets leading to my
 adult hatred of Excel) and as far as I'm aware none of my friends of
 the same age did any real grammer in school so you can expect a fair
 size chunk of  20-22 year olds to have no real grasp of what constitutes
 good grammar.

Right, well there's the difference then. I'm 29 this year and I was schooled
during the seventies. Was anyone else of a similar age *not* taught proper
punctuation and grammar at school? Back in those days, teachers actually
taught you, as opposed to writing long essays to justify performance-related
bonuses, or running around like headless chickens to prepare for OFSTED
visits.

They went on strike quite a lot back then, too.

Anyway, back to the point. Many of my peers and friends who were taught
exactly the same punctuation stuff as me just ignored it and used things
like "could'nt" and "samwich's" and so on. I reckon it's less to do with it
being taight in schools and more to do with how much someone reads. If you
read a lot, you see the correct forms a lot and it sinks in. Similarly with
grammar, I reckon, although I have absolutely zero evidence to back that up.

-- 
matt
"'scuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today?
hey, baby, don't be pulling on my socket, okay?"



Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Simon Cozens

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 10:31:41AM +0100, Mark Fowler wrote:
 Perl is easier to parse simply because all the irregularities are known
 
 and documented.  They're not in English.  In addition to the above
  ^^
Uhm, where?

 "The British Left Waffles on Argentina"

Perl beginners look away now. You're not going to enjoy this. :)

sub four { $_[0]x4 };   print four things;
open four, "/dev/null"; print four things;
package four; use subs qw(print); sub print{die@_}; print four things;
# (Why doesn't that one work properly?)

(And that's even without playing with sub things{})

Perl requires a similar amount of knowledge to parse, although the
knowledge is rather more domain specific - what subs are defined, what globs
are available, what packages are defined, what filehandles are open, and so
on.

-- 
Sauvin Remember: amateurs built the Ark; _professionals_ built the
Titantic.



Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Simon Cozens

On Tue, Apr 03, 2001 at 09:19:32PM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 Paul, whose uni got nicked in fscking cambridge. 

"*think* *think* Don't they have enough universities of their own?"

-- 
Britain has football hooligans, Germany has neo-Nazis, and France has farmers. 
-The Times



RE: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Jones

 soapboax
 
 Wrong. There was a concerted effort by the loony left to destroy
 decent education in favour of whatever trendy piffle that was the
 order of the day.
 
Oy! That's my family (lefty teachers) you're talking about! I went through
the state comprehensive system and was never touched by these so-called
"trendy teaching methods". And my Dad was one of these apparently "loony
left teachers".

 I had to unlearn the reading I knew before I went to school in favour
 of some stupid phonetic system (anyone remember ITA?)

Nope, never heard of it. I learned to read proper english, as did everyone
else I know who was schooled at that time. I have never exerienced these
bizarre approaches you mention.
 
 I'm as liberal as anyone here as far as creativity, expression,
 society and the rest go, but there are certain fundamentals that you
 need before you can go out and break the rules. 

And that's exactly the education I got, from the state system, during the
seventies, with loony teachers. It appears we had *radically* different
experiences of the education system, Dave. I guess YMV.

-- 
matt



Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Dean

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 11:14:48AM +0100, Dean wrote:
   I'm not sure I'll be able to make it though - I've got things to prepare
   for this talk at GLLUG on Saturday.

While i'm doing this i might as well plug the Lonix tonight (www.lonix.org.uk)

Lonix is normally pub, pub, food, pub maybe club. It covers as much Linux
as the London PM social nights do Perl ;)

Dean
-- 
Profanity is the one language all programmers understand
   --- Anon



RE: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Matthew Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 04 April 2001 12:24

  I had to unlearn the reading I knew before I went to school in favour
  of some stupid phonetic system (anyone remember ITA?)
 
 Nope, never heard of it. I learned to read proper english, as did everyone
 else I know who was schooled at that time. I have never exerienced these
 bizarre approaches you mention.

I've heard of it. I've seen it and I can even read it[1].

When I was at secondary school (75 - 79) ITA was used to teach reading to a
remedial class. As (supposedly) one of the brighter pupils in my year, I got
to spend a couple of hours a week helping out in this class, which is where
I picked up ITA.

Dave...
[1] Or could. Might be a bit rusty now.

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Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Martin Ling

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 12:12:56PM +0100, Neil Ford wrote:
  
  Which reminds me of the time someone shorted out a mains socket with a 
  paper clip "to see what happened".
 
 Or the case of taking the wire from inside a scalextric hand controller,
 attaching on end to a sucker, affixing that to one side of a door frame,
 stretching across to make a trip wire and being short of something to anchor
 it with the other side, wrapping the remaining wire around the pins of a mains
 plug and pluging it in!
 
 Apparantly I was discovered on the other side of the room imbeded in a
 wardrobe. :-)

I received a 240V shock whilst still in the womb. Various people have
made the obvious comic-book connections about my affinity for all things
electronic


Martin



Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Robin Houston

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 10:00:08AM +0100, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:
 
 I'm as liberal as anyone here as far as creativity, expression,
 society and the rest go, but there are certain fundamentals that you
 need before you can go out and break the rules. Like having the
 musical basics before you go out and become a punk or a heavy metal
 god.

I agree with you about education, but all the best punk bands
started off without the first idea how to play any of their
instruments :-)

 .robin.

-- 
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Re: Silly postings

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Byng-Maddick

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Matthew Byng-Maddick wrote:
   On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:22:38AM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
...geeks, goths, jugglers, Natscis.  And that's just me.
  ex-natscis too. :)
 Are you?  I'm actually doing productive things in the lab, so this shall
 be my last pointless posting of the day.

Sure. Right. :)

Yeah. I attempted to be a physicist, and failed, (partly through spending
time perl programming. :). Not impressive really.

   Paul, whose uni got nicked in fscking cambridge. "Ooh, it's got a wheel!
   Not the usual two, but fuck it, let's steal it anyway!"
 I apologise on behalf of my city :-( 
 Yes, it's all mine!  Muhahahah.

Hmmm... You can have it. :)

 "Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."

!!

MBM

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Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Byng-Maddick

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Dean wrote:
 On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 11:14:48AM +0100, Dean wrote:
 Lonix is normally pub, pub, food, pub maybe club. It covers as much Linux
 as the London PM social nights do Perl ;)

Last time I went to Lonix, it was full of w4r3z d00dz. :( The kind of
people who only used linux because they didn't have to pay for it.

Tushar was an exception.

MBM

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Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-04 Thread Simon Wilcox

At 12:39 04/04/2001 +0100, Martin Ling wrote:

I received a 240V shock whilst still in the womb. Various people have
made the obvious comic-book connections about my affinity for all things
electronic

I once got an electric shock off a stage lantern whilst 18ft up a ladder.

The only reason I'm still here is that the ladder jammed against the 
ceiling as I toppled backwards.

Otherwise it would have been a messy end on the rows of seats below me.

Some say that would have been a Good Thing (tm)





Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Martin Ling

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 12:52:32PM +0100, Matthew Byng-Maddick wrote:
 
 On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Dean wrote:
  On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 11:14:48AM +0100, Dean wrote:
  Lonix is normally pub, pub, food, pub maybe club. It covers as much Linux
  as the London PM social nights do Perl ;)
 
 Last time I went to Lonix, it was full of w4r3z d00dz. :( The kind of
 people who only used linux because they didn't have to pay for it.

When was that? We periodically get skiddies from L2600, who I don't
think even use it, let alone have reasons other than that it's m4d l33t.


Martin



Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Leon Brocard

Simon Wistow sent the following bits through the ether:

 Dean I think your clock is out by an hour which really screws up my
 threading/archiving/tiny little mind - any chance you could fix it.

X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.7 [en-gb] (WinNT; U)

Simon, I think your mail reader has broken threading:
http://www.jwz.org/doc/threading.html

Any chance you could use a decent one? I suggest mutt.

Leon
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Re: sub BEGIN {}

2001-04-04 Thread Leon Brocard

Simon Wistow sent the following bits through the ether:

 I'm not threading. I order my mail by date. Ptt.

No wonder you're getting confused! :-P

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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Philip Newton

Simon Cozens wrpte_
 package four; use subs qw(print); sub print{die@_}; print four things;
 # (Why doesn't that one work properly?)

Answer one: see toke.c (I guess)
Answer two: because print is special. Even without a package, you can't call
a subroutine of yours that you've named print just with "print" ("print"
works, however; see one of Abigail's sigs, which also plays with
__PACKAGE__).

I think.

Cheers,
Philip
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Re: Silly postings

2001-04-04 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Matthew Byng-Maddick ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 

Don't read this if you are easily offended, or hate crap jokes,
or are in fact any sort of decent human being. Otherwise scroll 
on 
























































  "Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."
 

hmmm,

Sex is like pizza, you always want more on top.
Sex is like pizza, sometimes you leave a crust.
Sex is like pizza, sometimes you end up with stick strings of stuff
hanging from your mouth.

and ...

Sex is like pizza, melted cheese is an essential part.

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RE: Silly postings

2001-04-04 Thread james_h

Ok so that is possibly the most unfunny thing i have ever seen.  No offense.

= Original Message From Greg McCarroll [EMAIL PROTECTED] =
* Matthew Byng-Maddick ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:


Don't read this if you are easily offended, or hate crap jokes,
or are in fact any sort of decent human being. Otherwise scroll
on 
























































  "Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."


hmmm,

Sex is like pizza, you always want more on top.
Sex is like pizza, sometimes you leave a crust.
Sex is like pizza, sometimes you end up with stick strings of stuff
hanging from your mouth.

and ...

Sex is like pizza, melted cheese is an essential part.

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RE: Silly postings

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Byng-Maddick

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, james_h wrote:
 Ok so that is possibly the most unfunny thing i have ever seen.  No offense.

If that's what you think was it necessary to quote the entire message?

MBM (hasn't done this flame on london.pm yet... :)

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No Subject

2001-04-04 Thread james_h

unsubscribe

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Re: Silly postings

2001-04-04 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Matthew Byng-Maddick ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, james_h wrote:
  Ok so that is possibly the most unfunny thing i have ever seen.  No offense
 

Well thats why the disclaimer was on it, some poeple like that
form of cheap joke, some don't. I just like having a go at
all forms of humour. ho hum.

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Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Philip Newton

james_h wrote:
 The Totalise Email system, probably the most flexible email 
 system in the world. To register for an account goto
 http://www.totalise.net

But it apparently can't automatically unsubscribe you from mailing lists.
Perhaps they'll fix that in the next release.

(Jonathan, would you do the honours, please?)

Cheers,
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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Janet Reid

- Original Message -
From: "Matthew Jones" [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 Oy! That's my family (lefty teachers) you're talking about! I went through
 the state comprehensive system and was never touched by these so-called
 "trendy teaching methods". And my Dad was one of these apparently "loony
 left teachers".

I learnt to read using ITA and still have the book 'three littl funny wunz'.
It was intended to give you a kick start into reading by making it possible
to
read phonetically so that you could read more interesting stories
before you got the hang of all the english exceptions. I loved it, and
enjoyed reading.
I do not know if it worked better than the regular method because I didn't
have a 'control me' doing the other method. =)

I guess it was sort of wysiwyg english =)).






RE: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Clarke, Darren
Title: RE: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)





Dave said:


soapboax


Wrong. There was a concerted effort by the loony left to destroy
decent education in favour of whatever trendy piffle that was the
order of the day.


I had to unlearn the reading I knew before I went to school in favour
of some stupid phonetic system (anyone remember ITA?) in 1970, finally
culminating in a personal battle with Shirley Williams in 1975 to get
me into one of the last remaining decent schools in Hemel. Eventually
I was packed off to a prep school instead of a hellhole comprehensive
and actually being stretched (I had to catch up two years _in_ two
years).


As a child of '72 I too suffered from the phonetic system. Sadly I moved schools in that time and could already read just fine. I still think about the 'ae' joined thingy and shudder.

On the other hand not using decent grammar because it wasn't taught seems a bit lazy. Admittedly I'm not the best at written words in emails but I figure most intelligent people will rise above their background as the situation dictates.

An example (although slightly irrelevant to most of you it is still appropriate) I come from Luton. Most people who live there say Lu'on (or something). Many people have asked me over the years where I come from and don't believe me when I answer. This is a case of using 'Standard English' instead of the quasi-cockney patois the Lutonians espouse!

Of course - I don't talk like some toff!


Regards,


Darren Clarke
Perl Padawan
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I use Perl for knowledge and defence





Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Mark Fowler

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Simon Cozens wrote:

 On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 10:31:41AM +0100, Mark Fowler wrote:
  Perl is easier to parse simply because all the irregularities are known
  
  and documented.  They're not in English.  In addition to the above
   ^^
 Uhm, where?

The perl source code *is* the documentation.  There is no direct equivalent
for the English language, as it is really whatever we think is the case at
the time - or, more accurately, what the largest number of the intended
audience would understand it to mean.

 Perl requires a similar amount of knowledge to parse, although the
 knowledge is rather more domain specific - what subs are defined, what globs
 are available, what packages are defined, what filehandles are open, and so
 on.

Ah, but with perl code there is a definite 'correct' parsing (whatever
/usr/bin/perl does[1]) but with the English language that isn't true.

Later.

Mark.

(Waving hands around in the air as he speaks)

[1] This is that there is only one 'correct' parsing.  This may not be
what you thought you meant, or the coders who coded perl itself thought
you would have meant...but it is what you said.

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RE: Silly postings

2001-04-04 Thread James . Herbert

hmm i'm still here and it wasn't a flame :P  I was just trying to get 
in on the conversation...

-Original Message-
From: dean.wilson3 
Sent: 04 April 2001 14:08
To: london-pm
Cc: dean.wilson3
Subject: Re: Silly postings


On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 01:59:05PM +0100, Matthew Byng-Maddick wrote:
  Ok so that is possibly the most unfunny thing i have ever seen.  No 
offense.
 
 If that's what you think was it necessary to quote the entire message?
 MBM (hasn't done this flame on london.pm yet... :)

So was it you or Greg that drove him to jump ship? ;)

I think it was discovering people that actually owned unicycles that did
it...

Dean
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Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Philip Newton

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This looks familiar. Did Tom Christiansen provide Perl training for your
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Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Greg McCarroll


ok, was i the only one who had to ueedecode this and get ...

 thanks philip.  I realised having my webmail account as a recipient for 
 the mailing lists was proving painful.  Corporate outlook seems much 
 better

this is what i'm talking about btw ...

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Test

2001-04-04 Thread Clarke, Darren
Title: Test





Sorry all - this is a test... :¬P


Bloomin' Outlook  HTML ... *grumble*


Darren
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Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Philip Newton ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 
 Unfortunately, while the disclaimer came out fine, my mailer (MS Outlook)
 displayed the real "body" (with your message) as an attachment.
 

mutt displayed it as a uuencoded block of  well uuencoding

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Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Roger Burton West

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 03:24:03PM +0200, Philip Newton wrote:

Unfortunately, while the disclaimer came out fine, my mailer (MS Outlook)
displayed the real "body" (with your message) as an attachment.

That would be because it was sent uuencoded. I'm sure there's a reason
for this, but I don't care.

Roger



Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Philip Newton

Greg McCarroll wrote:
 ok, was i the only one who had to ueedecode this

No; Outlook did it for me and presented the message as an attachment. (I
though something like this must be happening since the "Internet Headers"
box didn't show any MIME headers typical of MIME attachments -- so it was
probably uuencoded.)

Cheers,
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Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Dominic Mitchell

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Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Matthew Byng-Maddick

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Philip Newton wrote:
 Unfortunately, while the disclaimer came out fine, my mailer (MS Outlook)
 displayed the real "body" (with your message) as an attachment.

It started 
 begin 777 RE:

so it was uuencoded. And therefore, for once, LookOut was correct.

MBM

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RE:

2001-04-04 Thread James . Herbert

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RE:

2001-04-04 Thread Clarke, Darren
Title: RE: 





It appears I have been remiss with the HTML/text thing - I can only blame Outlook for this since I have set it to text but didn't check the 'format switch' on each mail.

Sincere apologies to all :¬P


Darren





Re: Test

2001-04-04 Thread Philip Newton

Clarke, Darren wrote:
 Bloomin' Outlook  HTML ... *grumble* 

I agree. Your mail server lost again.

Cheers,
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Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Andy Williams

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:

 * Philip Newton ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 
  Unfortunately, while the disclaimer came out fine, my mailer (MS Outlook)
  displayed the real "body" (with your message) as an attachment.
 

 mutt displayed it as a uuencoded block of  well uuencoding


pine too...

Andy




Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Jon Eyre


   Perl is easier to parse simply because all the irregularities are known
   and documented.  They're not in English.  In addition to the above
  Uhm, where?
 The perl source code *is* the documentation.  There is no direct equivalent
 for the English language, as it is really whatever we think is the case at
 the time - or, more accurately, what the largest number of the intended
 audience would understand it to mean.

English has a descriptive grammar - usage determines form, as opposed to 
proscriptive grammars, where form dictates usage. Fr'example, there's no 
English equivalent to the Acadamie Francais (sp?), which oversees the
purity of the French vocabulary... I doubt you could put English into BNF, 
and even if you could, by the time you'd finished, the translation would 
be out of date.

Proscriptive grammars are necessary for programming languages, since 
the interpreter/compiler ain't gonna be able to DWYM if it can't pull 
a meaning out of your code. But for *living*, human languages, descriptive 
grammars are A Good Thing. 

And, FWIW, I (born '74) wasn't taught English grammar. French and German,
yes; English, no. We were taught handwriting too, but I got to skip that
and play with the zx81s on account of being 'gifted'...

j

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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Dean

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:10:40PM +0100, Clarke, Darren wrote:
 On the other hand not using decent grammar because it wasn't taught seems a
 bit lazy.  Admittedly I'm not the best at written words in emails but I
 figure most intelligent people will rise above their background as the
 situation dictates.

I'm lucky that i get to spend so much time in environments where a strict
adherence to grammar is not the norm, my own short comings with it don't
show quiet so clearly :)

 don't believe me when I answer.  This is a case of using 'Standard English'
 instead of the quasi-cockney patois the Lutonians espouse!

Nothing wrong with using a bit of native tongue in a conversation. When I'm
talking with people who know me and I'm comfortable with i often end up
using a lot of slang and similar (Also my accent strengthens). I probably 
shouldn't but my accent and vocabulary are part of what makes me who i am
so i see no reason to worry about them. With people who don't know me
however i do keep a conscious check on my accent and wording so as to not
offend or be incomprehensible. (I often fail at both ;))

Although i try to stay accentless in work :)

Dean
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Re: Test

2001-04-04 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:25:50PM +0100, Clarke, Darren wrote:
Sorry all - this is a test... :P

Bloomin' Outlook  HTML ... *grumble*

Darren
Newbie Loser

You don't get away from a Newbie without learning though.

Anyway, tip-o-the-day for mutt users.  How to get HTML viewed easily and
automatically.  I'm not 100% sure of the security aspects, but it's
still better than Lookout.  ;-)

[ ~/.mailcap ]--
text/html; /usr/bin/lynx %s; nametemplate=%s.html
text/html; /usr/bin/lynx -dump %s; nametemplate=%s.html; copiousoutput 


[ ~/.muttrc ]---
set mailcap_path=~/.mailcap
auto_view text/html


-Dom



Re:

2001-04-04 Thread Jon Eyre

On Wed, 4 Apr 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 * Philip Newton ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  Unfortunately, while the disclaimer came out fine, my mailer (MS Outlook)
  displayed the real "body" (with your message) as an attachment.
 mutt displayed it as a uuencoded block of  well uuencoding

ditto for pine

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Test from uuencode boy

2001-04-04 Thread James . Herbert
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Re: Test

2001-04-04 Thread Robin Houston

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:25:50PM +0100, Clarke, Darren wrote:
 Sorry all - this is a test... :P
 
 Bloomin' Outlook  HTML ... *grumble*

It's coming through as multipart/alternative, which is fine IMO.
People with broken mail clients may disagree :-)

 .robin.

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Re: Test from uuencode boy

2001-04-04 Thread Greg McCarroll

* [EMAIL PROTECTED] ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 test.  can you read this one, or is it attached?  This is in Microsoft
 Outlook Rich Text.  The previous mails have been sent in Plain Text.  
 

thats perfect as far as i'm concerned (mutt user)

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Re: Books

2001-04-04 Thread Chris Devers

At 09:26 AM 4.4.2001 +0100, Dave Cross wrote:
Wanderering around Charing Cross Road last night I picked up a couple of 
new Perl books, "Writing CGI Applications with Perl" by Kevin Meltzer  
Brent Michalski and "Instant Perl Modules" by Doug Sparling and Frank 
Wiles.

Heh, check out _Perl How to Program_ by P. J. Deitel et al.:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0130284181/qid=986392068/sr=1-13/ref=sc_b_14/103-2989877-5270228

The cover blurb is great: 
"Perl How To Program
  Introducing CGI
and Python"

nack.

According to Amazon:

 Customers who bought titles by P. J. Deitel
also bought titles by these authors:
  Bruce Eckel 
  David Cross 
  Kevin Meltzer 
  Martin Brown 
  Ed Peschko 

Hmm.

Speaking of author David Cross, I'm told that SoftPro books (mostly a tech stuff 
store) in Burlington.ma.us has sold 17 copies of your book over February and March, as 
compared to roughly 3x as many copies of the Camel book. Not bad, considering how many 
Perl books are out there by now. 

Just so's you know.




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Re: Test

2001-04-04 Thread Nicholas Clark

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:42:31PM +0100, Robin Houston wrote:
 On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:25:50PM +0100, Clarke, Darren wrote:
  Sorry all - this is a test... :P
  
  Bloomin' Outlook  HTML ... *grumble*
 
 It's coming through as multipart/alternative, which is fine IMO.
 People with broken mail clients may disagree :-)

I have a non-broken client which copes with multipart/alternative and
I still disagree. For a text message the text part carries all the
information, and the HTML hanger on serves no purpose except to consume
my disk space at 4 times the rate.

Nicholas Clark
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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Robin Houston [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 10:00:08AM +0100, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:
  
  I'm as liberal as anyone here as far as creativity, expression,
  society and the rest go, but there are certain fundamentals that you
  need before you can go out and break the rules. Like having the
  musical basics before you go out and become a punk or a heavy metal
  god.
 
 I agree with you about education, but all the best punk bands
 started off without the first idea how to play any of their
 instruments :-)

Stranglers? The Pistols?

All had their fair share of musicians...and boy, didn't the rest learn
fast or die...

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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

"Clarke, Darren" [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 An example (although slightly irrelevant to most of you it is still
 appropriate) I come from Luton.  Most people who live there say "Lu'on"  (or
 something).  Many people have asked me over the years where I come from and
 don't believe me when I answer.  This is a case of using 'Standard English'
 instead of the quasi-cockney patois the Lutonians espouse!

Innit!

That good old Estuary English.

Fu'n 'ell.

And of course, the best English speakers are probably the Scots and
the Welsh. Discuss!

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Editor-in-chief, The Highway Star   http://www.deep-purple.com
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