Re: Templating Solutions

2001-06-19 Thread David Cantrell
On Tue, Jun 19, 2001 at 10:20:37AM +0100, Steve Purkis wrote: David Cantrell wrote: Seriously, I agree 100% that you should strive to seperate application from your presentation as much as possible, but seeing that you can not do this entirely, you may as well embed perl in your HTML

Re: early peek at a bit of fun

2001-06-18 Thread David Cantrell
be easy. Just require that to join london.pm you must have a LOC record in your DNS. Ah hell, let's require HINFO as well. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give

Re: e-smith

2001-06-18 Thread David Cantrell
-smith is a complete, easy to use and install server/gateway system that manages mail, firewalling, file-sharing, prinintg - everything you need from your server. Bleah. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored

Re: www.gateway.gov.uk

2001-06-18 Thread David Cantrell
On Mon, Jun 18, 2001 at 02:00:32PM +0100, Mark Hynes wrote: On Jun 17, David Cantrell wrote: david@lapdog:~$ HEAD http://www.gateway.gov.uk|grep ^Server Server: Microsoft-IIS/5.0 That, and EDS and Microsoft being involved. Ah, so primarily blind bigotism then. No, they're using

Re: Templating Solutions

2001-06-18 Thread David Cantrell
/application. So you end up with all sorts of languages made up to be mixed in with the presentation - like PHP and the mini-language of TT. Why are those OK (I'm thinking specifically of TT - we all know PHP sucks for other reasons) but plain ol' perl isn't? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http

Re: Templating Solutions

2001-06-18 Thread David Cantrell
On Mon, Jun 18, 2001 at 08:24:13PM +0100, Matthew Byng-Maddick wrote: On Mon, Jun 18, 2001 at 07:54:36PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: On Mon, Jun 18, 2001 at 04:46:25PM +0100, Leo Lapworth wrote: I'd also like to mention HTML::Mason - Euuu, No, no and thrice no! (ok, has some nice 'bits

Re: www.gateway.gov.uk

2001-06-17 Thread David Cantrell
On Sun, Jun 17, 2001 at 12:49:50PM +0100, Mark Hynes wrote: On Jun 09, David Cantrell wrote: So yes, the only reason for not allowing me to use it is incompetence on the part of whichever civil 'servants' were in charge of implementing it. Out of interest, does anyone know if it's done

(Open|Net)BSD local root exploit

2001-06-16 Thread David Cantrell
As there's plenty of BSDers here, and I expect that at least some of you don't subscribe to Bugtraq and friends ... http://www.securityfocus.com/vdb/?id=2873 -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored

Re: (Open|Net)BSD local root exploit

2001-06-16 Thread David Cantrell
On Sat, Jun 16, 2001 at 08:58:02PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: ... ADD discussion on the horizon ... So, anyone else up for some swords n' sorcery malarkey? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored

Re: YAPC::Europe

2001-06-15 Thread David Cantrell
On Fri, Jun 15, 2001 at 09:17:53AM +0100, Dean wrote: Although i worked at Oven and hence can't organize a pissup in a brewery That's odd, I'm sure I remember Oven doing at least that one thing well! -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED

Re: early peek at a bit of fun

2001-06-15 Thread David Cantrell
. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it-- Agatha Christie

Re: *Buffy's Not Included

2001-06-14 Thread David Cantrell
escaping too if you use them to build your CSV records. You do do that, right, and not try to write the files yourself? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give

Re: YAPC::Europe

2001-06-14 Thread David Cantrell
On Thu, Jun 14, 2001 at 07:46:56PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote: So how many people are bringing partners to YAPC::Europe? Some of us can't afford YAPC. And some of us don't have partners :-( maybe we could have Yet Another Beer :: London at the same time then. -- David Cantrell

BUG: Tie::Hash::Rank

2001-06-13 Thread David Cantrell
I spotted a bug in Tie::Hash::Rank, which would break the DELETE and EXISTS methods. It's fixed in v 1.0.1 which is winging its way to CPAN as we speak. Oops. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored

Tie::Hash::Transactional

2001-06-13 Thread David Cantrell
the docs and the tests. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it-- Agatha Christie

Re: Upcoming technical meeting

2001-06-12 Thread David Cantrell
On Tue, Jun 12, 2001 at 04:28:14PM +0100, Dave Hodgkinson wrote: David Cantrell [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: If this is because you don't have somewhere to stay on the Thursday night, I'm sure we can collectively find a way around that. If you bring your passport, we'll even let you south

Re: Upcoming technical meeting

2001-06-12 Thread David Cantrell
and the drinks cabinet. Even tougher - there's ethernet to the sofa too. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it-- Agatha Christie

Books

2001-06-11 Thread David Cantrell
4.5 manuals VB3Pro manuals VB Power Toolkit Database developers guide with VB3 AWT Programming for Java JDBC Database Access with Java -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give

Re: www.gateway.gov.uk

2001-06-09 Thread David Cantrell
back soon. I have a long list of things to bother mine about, none of which he bothered to answer when I asked him during the election campaign. No surprise that I didn't vote for the little shit then. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice

Re: www.gateway.gov.uk

2001-06-09 Thread David Cantrell
On Sat, Jun 09, 2001 at 02:09:23PM +0100, Simon Cozens wrote: On Sat, Jun 09, 2001 at 02:06:24PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: So yes, the only reason for not allowing me to use it is incompetence on the part of whichever civil 'servants' were in charge of implementing it. And nothing

Some pretty pictures ...

2001-06-08 Thread David Cantrell
... and some not so pretty pictures. http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/london.pm/2001-06-07/ -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it-- Agatha Christie

Re: Sony Clie (was: Re: Social meet)

2001-06-07 Thread David Cantrell
real want is reasonably standard kit inside and battery life. Morgans, New Oxford St. They have a webshite too, but I disremember the address. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason

Re: tape changes

2001-06-05 Thread David Cantrell
with tapes' that what we dun .. but it was eating at a not inconsderable rate into our meagre bandwidth allowance ... I take the point though ... Were you being careful to only back up that which needed to be backed up? Were you using rsync-over-ssh and not plain ol' scp? -- David Cantrell

Re: crazy golf

2001-06-04 Thread David Cantrell
you don't spread rumours that they drink their victims blood. True, cos that would tend to unsettle your troops. However, as a post facto rationalisation, it's great. Look at how well off you are under your Roman overlords! Your kings no longer drink your blood! -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL

Re: General Election

2001-06-01 Thread David Cantrell
house as a venue for this. I suggest we leave the pub at about 9:30pm and get the tube back to mine, stopping at Threshers en route. Sounds like a cunning plan. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced

Re: crazy golf

2001-06-01 Thread David Cantrell
On Fri, Jun 01, 2001 at 01:10:22PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: blech has just informed me, its 27/8/2001, which would make the first annual grand London.pm crazy golf open on the 25/8/2001 ECLASHESWITHLBW -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix

Re: General Election

2001-06-01 Thread David Cantrell
in brotherhood strong. O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people, To Communism's triumph lead us on! -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release

Re: General Election

2001-06-01 Thread David Cantrell
annoying baldie -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just for a laugh

Re: crazy golf

2001-06-01 Thread David Cantrell
*that's* the secret to your boyish good looks Dave! I knew there had to be *something* good about contracting :-) -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided

Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread David Cantrell
On Thu, May 31, 2001 at 02:10:39PM +0100, Cross David - dcross wrote: Heh! Sounds like he should be talking to Mike Corley[1]. Is that fuckwit still going? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced

Re: I have my life back!

2001-05-29 Thread David Cantrell
and/or you interested in working/going to beer festivals in general? /recruitment mode And is anyone else going to the Glastonwick Beer Beer Poetry and More Beer Festival next weekend? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our

Re: more PDP-11s to rescue

2001-05-26 Thread David Cantrell
in TX. IIRC, Bill has a couple of Vaxen he wants to get rid of to free up some space if that's the sort of thing that floats your boat. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system

more PDP-11s to rescue

2001-05-25 Thread David Cantrell
-- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just for a laugh Got some equipment that needs saving. contact this guy directly

Re: wantarray and Tied Hashed

2001-05-25 Thread David Cantrell
some magic with the calling stack so that your FETCH can Do The Right Thing? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just for a laugh

Re: wantarray and Tied Hashed

2001-05-25 Thread David Cantrell
On Fri, May 25, 2001 at 12:36:59PM +0100, Cross David - dcross wrote: From: David Cantrell [EMAIL PROTECTED] I wonder, could you do some magic with the calling stack so that your FETCH can Do The Right Thing? Or, I could just accept that I'm a BAD MAN who is trying to PERVERT PERL

Decisions decisions

2001-05-25 Thread David Cantrell
It seems that a PDP 11/73 is small enough to run at home. So do I get one or not? -- Dave the Indecisive

Re: Decisions decisions

2001-05-25 Thread David Cantrell
, and get me drunk and stuff. Don't encourage the spamrice hoarder, you know he is already too close to the edge ;-) /me falls off the edge fxaaa ... SPLAT/fx -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david If a job's worth doing, it's worth

Re: wantarray and Tied Hashed

2001-05-24 Thread David Cantrell
will indeed be called in scalar context. You can only store scalars as hash values, and so you will never want to get an array out of them. Even if you do: my @array=@h{@multiple_keys} FETCH will still be called once for each key, in scalar context. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http

Re: wantarray and Tied Hashed

2001-05-24 Thread David Cantrell
' object method and so the tie doesn't get a chance to work its magic. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just for a laugh

Re: Beer fest beckons

2001-05-24 Thread David Cantrell
quota. Given that I'm far too busy drinking ale to go and faff around wth the university computing service, I shall temporarily unsubscribe. THere is the option of cadging a shell account off of someone, with no fascist disk quota ... -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http

Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21

2001-05-24 Thread David Cantrell
. It's interesting that farmers in north wales were getting ten quid a head for lambs las tyear, but are getting a hundred and twenty quid a head from the govt when they;re slaughtered now. Makes you think doesn't it. Who has a vested interest in the disease spreading? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL

[announce] Tie::Hash::Rank

2001-05-22 Thread David Cantrell
anyway, but many eyes make bugs leap out of the screen and bash me over the head :-) -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just

Re: [announce] Tie::Hash::Rank

2001-05-22 Thread David Cantrell
On Tue, May 22, 2001 at 10:17:18PM +0200, Marcel Grunauer wrote: Looks good. Also works with Attribute::TieClasses (once I had replaced the '#!/usr/bin/perl -w' with 'use warnings', mysteriously). Perhaps because I have a 'no warnings' in T::H::R? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED

[announce] Tie::Scalar::Decay v1.1.1

2001-05-21 Thread David Cantrell
delays a work-out, has been removed. I know it works anyway, as the now-excised fifth test works flawlessly on an otherwise-idle test box. Anyone got any RT patches for Linux/Sparc? :-) -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're

Re: TPC talk practice / technical meet

2001-05-21 Thread David Cantrell
with a bunch of people who're into medieval battle re-enactments. They've promised not to take their broadswords and pole-axes. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world

Activestate and Debian

2001-05-18 Thread David Cantrell
Has anyone tried Activestate's packaged perl 5.6 for Debian? I wouldn't normally consider them, but there's no other packaged 5.6 for Debian- stable. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating

Re: [gnat@frii.com: Damian Conway's Exegesis 2]

2001-05-17 Thread David Cantrell
for VB, perl/python/C for Java. I was, however, thoroughly infuriated by Interface Builder on Mac OS X. It is not at all obvious how it should work with Project Builder. I am, however, more infuriated by OS X itself, and its updates which break everything. Grumble. Mutter. -- David Cantrell

Re: Latest Perl Journal

2001-05-16 Thread David Cantrell
On Wed, May 16, 2001 at 01:22:52PM +0100, Dean wrote: And is this a subscribers copy or one found in the wild? My copy turned up this morning, so presumably a subscribers copy. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using

Re: Enough!

2001-05-15 Thread David Cantrell
and Telecoms Advisor, and we are considering funding the development of a procmail-a-like for snail-mail. It will be a delightfully Heath-Robinson mechanical whatsit which will clip on to the inside of your letter box, and will reject spam with GREAT VENGEANCE and FURY. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL

Re: Enough!

2001-05-15 Thread David Cantrell
to answer them is *my* legitimate privacy concern. I find that refusing to answer CLID-free calls, and using the answering machine, is a sufficient procphone. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating

Re: Enough!

2001-05-15 Thread David Cantrell
On Tue, May 15, 2001 at 12:38:16PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: * Simon Cozens ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: Now *this* is why I want programmable mobile phones. nokia 9210 Which is still, AFAIK, unobtainium. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip

Re: Enough!

2001-05-15 Thread David Cantrell
. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just for a laugh

Re: Enough!

2001-05-15 Thread David Cantrell
can't id them. I *really* don't care if their telco is broken. Everyone who I can envision needing to talk to me urgently (family, close friends) has CLID enabled. * - if I'm filtering. I'm not filtering at the moment. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david

Re: Enough!

2001-05-15 Thread David Cantrell
On Tue, May 15, 2001 at 08:59:32PM +0100, Martin Ling wrote: On Tue, May 15, 2001 at 05:43:52PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: nokia 9210 Which is still, AFAIK, unobtainium. I know someone who knows someone who has a test model - I'll prod on programmability. Greg has (had?) one

Re: BOFHs requiring license

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
for the upper house seems reasonable. Of course, just like with jury service, people would desperately try to get out of it. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we

Re: Politics (was RE: BOFHs requiring license)

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
and a free Hench. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just for a laugh

Re: Politics (was RE: BOFHs requiring license)

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
their mistakes? And they do have proof that there really is that much 'benefit fraud' out there? There must be a good reason for them to have never shown this proof to anyone else, right? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our

Re: BOFHs requiring license

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
that Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, de Gaulle and Churchill were all 'charismatic' leaders. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just

Re: Politics (was RE: BOFHs requiring license)

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 12:11:13PM +, Steve Mynott wrote: Well one advantage of BP or Shell is if you don't like either company then you can simply choose not to purchase their products. So how, pray, do I opt out of the international oil companies' cartel? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL

Re: BOFHs requiring license

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 01:11:30PM +0100, Jonathan Peterson wrote: David Cantrell wrote: Isn't it interesting that Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, de Gaulle and Churchill were all 'charismatic' leaders. Hmmm... As were Svein Forkbeard, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Sitting Bull

Re: Politics (was RE: BOFHs requiring license)

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 03:05:06PM +0100, Matthew Byng-Maddick wrote: On Mon, 14 May 2001, David Cantrell wrote: On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 12:11:13PM +, Steve Mynott wrote: Well one advantage of BP or Shell is if you don't like either company then you can simply choose not to purchase

Re: OT - Perl

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 03:29:41AM -0500, will wrote: Has anyone seen some perl around here? I thought I saw some earlier but it sems to have gone now :-) I think I saw perl last week, but it got miffed at the lack of camel action and went home. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http

Cult leaders (was: a subject line with no relevance to what was being discussed)

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
so. There certainly seems to be one around his memory now :-( And of the ones I listed, I would have thought de Gaulle was far weaker than Churchill in the personality-cult stakes. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using

Re: like a phoenix from the flames

2001-05-14 Thread David Cantrell
:-) -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just for a laugh

Re: BOFHs requiring license

2001-05-13 Thread David Cantrell
On Sun, May 13, 2001 at 03:45:21PM +0100, Dave Cross wrote: But given that the Socialist Alliance are only standing in ~100 constituencies, there doesn't seem to be any credible alternative. http://www.socialistalliance.net/constituencies/constitlist.htm for the complete list. -- David

Re: BOFHs requiring license

2001-05-13 Thread David Cantrell
, Plaid Cymru, and some (currently non-existent) English equivalent, they'd get my vote. Do the Lib Dems think along these lines? No-one knows cos the LDs have never seemed to have any policies ever. * - although clearly not quite as evil as the real thing. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread David Cantrell
? Evil Dead - the Language of Darkness. Or some kind of bizzaro martial arts fest pitching the Heretics against the True London.pm'ers (tm)... And has someone stolen our Illustrious Leader's Secret Manual? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn

Re: Bah!

2001-05-10 Thread David Cantrell
On Thu, May 10, 2001 at 10:54:04AM +0200, Philip Newton wrote: David Cantrell wrote: http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/cv I was going to post I can't open that in Microsoft Word; please re-send it as a joke, but when I tried to open the PDF version using the Acrobat plug-in in Netscape, I

Re: Bah!

2001-05-10 Thread David Cantrell
to generate the outline - getting all the headers and tables sorted, then exported as LaTeX and edited from there. thinks has anyone done TeX goodness with Template Toolkit? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most

Re: Bah!

2001-05-10 Thread David Cantrell
' into '[greek-pi]-making'. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete just for a laugh

Re: Bah!

2001-05-10 Thread David Cantrell
On Thu, May 10, 2001 at 01:05:19PM +0100, Steve Keay wrote: On Wed, May 09, 2001 at 05:04:23PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: I've been made redundant. Anyone want an Evil Programmer? http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/cv funky server set up: [steve@webcache steve]$ telnet

Re: Bah!

2001-05-10 Thread David Cantrell
have a custom 404 handler which looks for pages similar to what you asked for based on a small database of things which may have changed. I haven't updated it recently, but will do. I'll make it so that requests for .../cv.foo get translated to .../cv[latest-version].foo. -- David Cantrell

Re: Bah!

2001-05-10 Thread David Cantrell
updated it recently, but will do. I'll make it so that requests for .../cv.foo get translated to .../cv[latest-version].foo. HTTP::Approx anyone? OK, maybe I *won't* do that then :-) -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using

Re: O Brother (was Re: Buffy musings ...)

2001-05-09 Thread David Cantrell
have to agree. It's *disgusting* that someone could possibly think that that is pornographic. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating system in the world which we decided to release incomplete

[OT] Anyone want a Defender?

2001-05-04 Thread David Cantrell
I've got bored with my Defender, so am selling it. Anyone interested? ObLondon.pm: defender beats watching buffy on the stupid-box any day of the week. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our most advanced operating

Re: cocktails

2001-05-03 Thread David Cantrell
. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete

Re: Stuffed camel

2001-05-02 Thread David Cantrell
the camel and take it to conferences! -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete

Re: Not Matt's Scripts

2001-05-02 Thread David Cantrell
been messing with filenames. Wouldn't want to accidentally start Back Orifice instead of blat. Yeah, silly isn't it. That's what happens when you aim for the lowest common denominator. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're

Re: US$ bank account

2001-04-30 Thread David Cantrell
balance, but US$10K just sounds silly. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete

Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-27 Thread David Cantrell
straight to the rest of the net or via ssh port forwarding to another proxy elsewhere. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete

Re: Migrating South (was Good Accountants)

2001-04-27 Thread David Cantrell
, and if you disagree I'll cut your head off and shit down your neck Anyway, what the Egyptians brewed was barely recognisable as beer. -- David Cantrell, Drunk, and blaming Earle off of (void).

Boozers in Dublin

2001-04-27 Thread David Cantrell
Can any of you boozy reprobates recommend a boozer in Dublin for a geeky piss-up? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete PGP

Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-27 Thread David Cantrell
yes, that's OK. We'll permit the colonials to have their little delusions. We all know that The Bronze is the centre of the universe. -- David Cantrell | Not particularly a Biffy fan at all | Gimme Willow Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system

Re: DBD::*-bind_param() ?

2001-04-27 Thread David Cantrell
used Oracle, it's been installed by someone else who was supposedly an expert. Although I remain to be convinced that any of them really *was* an expert. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest

Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-26 Thread David Cantrell
On Thu, Apr 26, 2001 at 06:52:59PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: On Thu, Apr 26, 2001 at 10:31:31AM +0100, Robin Szemeti wrote: http://www.flemingbank.com/ crap website, but I think it sums em up. Yep, so crap that it gives nothing but a splash screen with no links on it whatsoever

Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-26 Thread David Cantrell
. I did go on to look at it using IE, for I know that first impressions can be misleading, and the site still sucks - it's hard to find any way of getting feedback to them electronically, for example - but if using IE, it doesn't suck much more than any other corporate site. -- David Cantrell

Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-26 Thread David Cantrell
incompetence. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete

Re: MySQL - Oracle wrapper/compat. libs

2001-04-25 Thread David Cantrell
a sequence. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete

Re: MySQL - Oracle wrapper/compat. libs

2001-04-25 Thread David Cantrell
On Wed, Apr 25, 2001 at 12:50:05PM +0100, Mark Fowler wrote: On Wed, 25 Apr 2001, David Cantrell wrote: Trouble is, they all have non-standard extensions, which are *really* handy and which you *will* use if you don't know any better. For example, MySQL has AUTO_INCREMENT fields which

Re: More Natives

2001-04-23 Thread David Cantrell
the flipping thing at all! OK, this was the CD version, so at only 650Mb it can't be as comprehensive as the seventeen ton four mile long Real Thing, but it's a reasonably common word and bloody well should have been in there. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david

Re: [OT] Flecktones in London next month

2001-04-20 Thread David Cantrell
Billy Sheehan, Stu Hamm and Jaco Pastorius and see what happened :-) -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david The voices said it's a good day to clean my weapons.

Re: The Natives are Revolting

2001-04-19 Thread David Cantrell
a 13 year old though Hmmm ... if 'not working at all' is the same as 'not bad'. All I get is the title image. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn'

Re: Komodo

2001-04-19 Thread David Cantrell
night, and it's still not bad. Only supports C/C++/Java though. I can't figger out how to get the Interface Builder to work with my project, so will have to read the docs. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our

Re: The Natives are Revolting

2001-04-19 Thread David Cantrell
said life was fair :) Can I be the impartial adjudicator? Oh please! -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete ** I read encr

Re: Beginners Guide

2001-04-19 Thread David Cantrell
and IANADTVE -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete ** I read encrypted mail first, so encrypt if your message is important **

Re: Komodo

2001-04-18 Thread David Cantrell
On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 02:59:51AM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote: On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 10:52:58AM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: No, I mean "unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which, despite us only supporting a limited number of systems to

Re: Komodo

2001-04-18 Thread David Cantrell
seriously. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest and greatest operating system which we couldn't be arsed to complete ** I read encrypted mail first, so encrypt if your message is important **

Re: The Natives are Revolting

2001-04-18 Thread David Cantrell
On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 09:30:56PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: * Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: http://www.cookwood.com/cgi-bin/lcastro/perlbbs.pl?read=4453 JS! stop it i'm replying! LOL at Greg's post. -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk

Re: The Natives are Revolting

2001-04-18 Thread David Cantrell
ogram better than you any day of the week. Bring it on if you want a challange. I will totally blow you and any supporter away in a programming match. " -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL PROTECTED] | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/ Rip, Mix, Burn, unless you're using our latest an

Re: The Natives are Revolting

2001-04-18 Thread David Cantrell
On Wed, Apr 18, 2001 at 10:55:20PM +0100, Neil Ford wrote: One does have to wonder about someone called [EMAIL PROTECTED] :-) Kinda say's it all Yeah, psy-cop I can understand, but what on earth is rograming, and why would he want to do it to psy-cops? -- David Cantrell | [EMAIL

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