Re: early peek at a bit of fun

2001-06-18 Thread Alex Page

On Mon, Jun 18, 2001 at 12:11:50PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote:

> I must have imagined London.pm.

Thank God! It was all a horrible, horrible dream!!!

Alex
-- 
"Four pints of milk, a turkey baster and some plastic
 tubing, that's all you need."
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Re: YAPC::Europe

2001-06-14 Thread Alex Page

On Thu, Jun 14, 2001 at 05:28:45PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:

> So how many people are bringing partners to YAPC::Europe? 

a) I can blag it as a training course with my boss
b) I can afford to take time off work
c) She can find a babysitter
d) We can afford to take her too

$answer = ( $a || $b ) && $c && $d;

Alex
-- 
"Four pints of milk, a turkey baster and some plastic
 tubing, that's all you need."
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/diffrentcolours



Re: Pubs - a serious investigation

2001-06-09 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Jun 08, 2001 at 05:46:33PM +0100, Simon Wistow wrote:

> o The Doggetts Coat and Arms (by the river)

It has to be said, Doggetts is a fine, fine pub. Plenty of room,
not-too-loud music, nice beer... and fairly convenient for most people.

Alex
-- 
"Four pints of milk, a turkey baster and some plastic
 tubing, that's all you need."
http://www.cpio.org/~grimoire
http://www.livejournal.com/users/diffrentcolours



Re: [Possible Job] Perl, Linux

2001-06-07 Thread Alex Page

On Thu, Jun 07, 2001 at 08:46:39AM +0100, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:
> Piers Cawley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> > I presume that this is a permie thing?

> Yes. And I'd estimate that _most_ of you I know would be, um, a bit
> too "heavyweight" for them...

Heh, same that even a wonder-newbie like me has gainful employment
right now :-)

Alex
-- 
"Four pints of milk, a turkey baster and some plastic
 tubing, that's all you need."
http://www.cpio.org/~grimoire
http://www.livejournal.com/users/diffrentcolours



Re: Religion

2001-06-02 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Jun 01, 2001 at 07:36:12PM +0100, Jonathan Stowe wrote:

> What with this and Piers' earlier revelations  and the ever present
> Unixbeard I have this feeling that maybe we ought to get a Morris Side
> together for next years Jack in the Green festival in Hastings,

Heh, I haven't done Morrising for ages. Count me in!

Alex
-- 
"Four pints of milk, a turkey baster and some plastic
 tubing, that's all you need."
http://www.cpio.org/~grimoire
http://www.livejournal.com/users/diffrentcolours



Re: Religion

2001-06-02 Thread Alex Gough

> At 15:53 01/06/01 +0100, you wrote:
> 
> Jon, thinking Paganism and Christianity should co-exist happily as do Art 
> and Science.
> 

Yes, if only...

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,62-112765,00.html

Alex Gough
-- 
Today class, we'll be cloning extinct
species to see how they taste.





Re: LCN June

2001-06-01 Thread alex

On Fri, 1 Jun 2001, Dean wrote:
> Lonix
> Date: Wednesday 6th June at 6.00pm.

hasn't this been postponed?

alex




Re: Election Manifestos

2001-05-22 Thread Alex Gough

On Tue, 22 May 2001, Robin Szemeti wrote:

> hmmm .. I was tempted just to let it pass .. but I can't resist ;)
> 
> What you need to remember is this : They will say ANYTHING to get your
> vote .. ANYTHING.

Even the truth?  I'd very much doubt that.

Alex Gough
-- 
I don't believe that honesty leads to madness.  I don't believe we
need delusions to stay sane.  I don't believe the truth is strewn with
booby-traps, waiting to swallow up anyone who thinks too much.  There
is nowhere to fall -- not unless you stand there digging the hole.






Re: pc components

2001-05-17 Thread Alex Gough

On Thu, 17 May 2001, Simon Cozens wrote:
> On Thu, May 17, 2001 at 11:03:35AM +0100, AEF wrote:
> >  When I last ordered a HDD from Dabs, they mailed me a couple of days
> > later to say that it wasn't in stock (there website said it was).
> 
> My motherboard from Dabs has spent two days "awaiting credit card clearance"
> and two days "awaiting despatch". It *is* in stock, it's just taking them
> four days - and counting - to get around to shipping it.
> 
> Simply aren't much better. Took them three weeks to get stuff in stock.

Simply have a habit of sending me things in a really big brown paper bag,
and while I quite like the Santaesque overtones, I'd prefer to see things
nicely wrapped so I don't receive more (albeit smaller) items than I'd
ordered.

Dabs are fine, but their shop lies.





Re: Politics (was RE: BOFHs requiring license)

2001-05-14 Thread Alex Gough

> 
> I appoint Greg as my Culture Adviser and as head of the church.  Any
> volunteers for my other minions?  Even if you don't want a cabinet
> post, please feel free to volunteer as a Henchman.  You'll get 25 days
> holiday a year, a nice uniform and a free Hench.
> 

... Before I kill you, Mr Bond, I want you to sign this confession of your
own incompetance using your ordinary looking pen.



Alex Gough
-- 
Guyfawkes made a very loyal plan to to blow up the King and the bishops
and everybody else in Parliament, with gunpowder.  Although he failed
attempts are made every year on St Guyfawke's Day to remind the
Parliament that it would have been a Good Thing had he succeeded.





Re: Monitors

2001-05-12 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:

> How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

My monitor is currently not attached to anything, and has many cans of
cider precariously balanced atop, some roleplaying books, and a half
bottle of vodka.

The monitor that I'm currently using belons to the grilf, and this has
a pair of vibrating rabbits (Anarchy and Armageddon), a lion, a gecko,
a chameleon, and a stone with wierdy celtic carvings. And an extensible
aerial, stuck on with blu-tak, that keeps falling off and poking me in
the head.

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Alex Page

On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 09:20:59AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:

> London.pm - the Movie! What a great idea! Can their be vampyres?
> They could represent the lifesucking programmers who religiously
> follow Booch methodology and use Java.

How about a movie set in a post-holocaustic London where the
surviving Perl Mongers are desperately trying to survive against
the hordes of radiation-addled Java Zombies, and locate the few
remaining stashes of beer and bandwidth?

Or some kind of bizzaro martial arts fest pitching the Heretics
against the True London.pm'ers (tm)...

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Alex Gough

On Fri, 11 May 2001, Dominic Mitchell wrote:

> How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
> 
> -Dom
> 
Time enough for a delurking...

1 Frog (green, flat, catbeaten)
1 Dinosaur (brown, with pointy horns and tail)
1 Dinosaur (those wooden skeletons (you'd not imagine the trouble I had
trying to buy this...))

And, tied to the ceiling above the monitor, a 35p flying dinosaur which
waves in the thermals.

Alex Gough
-- 
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but
it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.





Re: see attachment

2001-05-11 Thread Alex Page

On Wed, May 09, 2001 at 10:06:52PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:

> well i had 15 minutes to spare so i decided to do this ...

Right, so who's going to write a script that parses all of
the london.pm traffic and tells us what we need to drink?

Alex, what, *read* the bloody thing?
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: More revolting natives

2001-05-04 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, May 04, 2001 at 04:54:05PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
> On Fri, May 04, 2001 at 04:47:43PM +0100, Dean wrote:
> > On Fri, May 04, 2001 at 04:32:35PM +0100, Cross David - dcross wrote:
> > > Well, the 13 year old now claims to be 20. But no, this is his friend bk who
> > > "kills people for a living" in Hereford!

> > Um. I no longer want children.

> You *wanted* them?  :-)

Deep fried?

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



drinks and (maybe) parks or something

2001-05-04 Thread aleX


It's my birthday so I'm trying to get together a bunch of nice people
together for drinks on Sunday.  So far quite a few (void)ers and
london.pm-ers have opted in, including ade, andym, blech, celia, duncan,
harl, pete, and last but not least, zooleika.

the plan:

A. meet at the dive bar, 48 gerrard street at 4pm

about here:
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?G2M?X=529852&Y=180893&A=Y&Z=1

it's the bar that's part of, but underneath the kings head, on a corner
amongst china town.

we'll be there until 5pm.

i'll have my mobile, which is:

07941977553

i've checked it.  it's correct.


B. maybe then go for a cocktail or two, or go for a walk in the park or
   something if it's nice
C. then we might watch a film perhaps, or eat
D. then do something that we all later regret, and swear not to let leave
   our (now) tightly bonded group.
E. then be joined by a late comer
F. find another pub and spend some time in that
G. be surprised by an accidental admission by a member of our group
H. be entertained by a bizarre coincidence
I. come up with an idea that will eventually be put into action and make
   our lives happier
J. decide to do something like find our way to a sushi bar, fail to actually
   do that, but end up doing something that we later decide was a better
   idea anyway
K. someone says something that someone else mishears.  this
   misunderstanding is never noticed by either party, and so the misheard
   person is thought of in a very unfortunate way from then on by the
   mishearer.
L. foam tea with tapioca balls
M. go home.  probably to different homes but someone might decide to have
   a impromptu, disorganised house party.
N. miss an opportunity.

see you there!

alex

-- 
here they come   lalalalala la   lalalalala la   the part time punks






Re: cocktails

2001-05-03 Thread alex

On Thu, 3 May 2001, alex wrote:
> anyone know a good cocktail bar (ie, not swanky, but with nice cocktails)
> in London?

it should be open on a sunday afternoon by the way :)  for those
interested in coming along, it will probably start about early afternoon.

by the way, for those interested in such things, i wrote a paper for a
music conference, which mentions London.pm:

http://sound-hack.org/hacking.html

veegus minimus

-- 
here they come   lalalalala la   lalalalala la   the part time punks




cocktails

2001-05-03 Thread alex


anyone know a good cocktail bar (ie, not swanky, but with nice cocktails)
in London?

It's my BIRTHDAY and I want to invite everyone to drink tasty drinks with
me but the only cocktail bar I liked has closed down.

veeg

-- 
here they come   lalalalala la   lalalalala la   the part time punks





Re: Migrating South (was Good Accountants)

2001-04-27 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 07:47:47PM -0400, David H. Adler wrote:
> On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 06:56:22PM -0400, Alex Page wrote:

> > Hmm, I'm feeling like this is getting waaay too off-topic

> What is this "off-topic" you speak of?  Is it a custom of your people?

Yeah... I'm on this mailing list called goats-fans, for fans of Goats:
the Comic Strip (http://www.goats.com - NOW!), and flaming and off-topic
posting leads to the moderators kicking your arse severly.

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Migrating South (was Good Accountants)

2001-04-27 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 06:22:50PM +0100, Jonathan Peterson wrote:

> I thought it closed down, actually. Is it still bring your own booze? Do
> they still have a silly entrance exam?

Hmm, I'm feeling like this is getting waaay too off-topic, especially while
Dave the Goth is on sabbatical, so...

No, sort of, no.

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-27 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 02:26:04PM -0400, David H. Adler wrote:

> I suggest you go look at the entry for NY.pm at
> http://www.pm.org/groups/north_america.shtml :-)

*peers round site*

Blimey, there's an Oxford perl mongers! You mean I'm not the
only perl coder in this city?!?

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Good Accountants (?)

2001-04-27 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 05:50:15PM +0100, Jonathan Peterson wrote:

> How can you fall over doing one step forward one step backward with your
> arms out for balance?
> Or was it the one where you hold you arms over your head in an
> impression of someone trying to get out of a too-tight jumper in slow
> motion?

Actually, in Manchester, one traditionally dances to the Sisters either
with a four-way country reel, or the Can-Can. Sobriety is not an option :-)

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Migrating South (was Good Accountants)

2001-04-27 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 05:50:50PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:

> On topic - how come all the decent jobs are dahn sarf?

Dunno. A lot of my coursemates ended up working for a Manchester-based IT
company (Lantara?) doing network admin and web coding, but the pay wasn't
great and I'd had a better offer from Nominet, hence my move to Oxfrod.

Another friend ended up working for Oldham council doing C++ coding on
contract, and seems fairly happy with his lot.

Maybe it's because everyone in Manchester and Oop North is a horrible
luddite who doesn't see the point of this new-fangled Interweb doofer...
or, like the lecturers at UMIST, don't see why you need any languages other
than FORTH, LISP and ADA... :-)

> Off topic - have you tried Gossips, Slimelight or the 'Leccy Ballroom?

Gossips: Depends on the night. Tenebrae (once a month IIRC, Fridays) is a
very good, well-populated goth night, more trad than anything else. Club
Noir (every thursday) is a darkwave / synthpop / EBM night with piss-poor
attendance and hence no atmoshphere. Malice (every? Tuesday) is another
tradgoth night with some great playlists. The club itself is nice, but the
bar is HELLISHLY expensive.

Slimelight: Been a member for the last 3 or 4 years. The club venue is good,
the music on the downstairs floor is OK, and the top venue is hard tecnho crap.
I basically go there to see my friends rather than for any other reason. Going
there tomorrow, actually - I'll be the one in black *g*

Electric Ballroom: Only ever been to their Full Tilt night (every Friday).
Far too much skate-punk, nu-metal and dance music for my liking, and the
atmosphere is a lot more on-edge and unfriendly than most of the clubs I
frequent. Still, if you're drunk enough not to care, then there's enough loose
women in tight PVC to make it worth attending...

Alex

ObLondon.pmRef: The Bronze looks like a really good club!
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-27 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Apr 27, 2001 at 11:03:46AM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:

> Hmmm, would it be bad form to reminisce
> about all things Manc on a London.pm list?!

Given that I didn't learn perl until after I graduated, and Buffy
isn't Manc-specific, then probably :-)

Hazy tales of drunken nights in Jilly's drinking too much snakebite
and falling over while trying to dance to the Sisters of Mercy
probably won't interest most of london.pm

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Good Accountants

2001-04-26 Thread Alex Page

On Thu, Apr 26, 2001 at 10:04:36PM +0100, Robin Szemeti wrote:

> on the one hand i _almost_ like IE as it displays images as they load and
> doesn't wait unitl it has em all b4 showing you the page (unless width
> and height tags) ..it doesnt care about missing  tags, it
> handles tables and CSS somewhat better than 4.7

Yeah, I was redoing my CV the other day (it's at http://www.cpio.org/~grimoire/cv.html 
if you want to employ me...) and IE handled things very nicely. I'm not exactly using 
complicated CSS, but the fact that it worked at all surprised me.

The one thing that's really bugging me is the lack of support for paged media - I've 
got a very simple rule that says that you should avoid page-breaking after the 
employer's name / details (so you get at least one paragraph of the job description 
in), but have yet to find a browser that works for this.

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



frot the box

2001-04-24 Thread alex


the stuff has arrived, so we'll probably have a go at putting shiney new
things in penderel tomorrow evening.

if there's a time when this would inconvenience you, let me know and i'll
make a proper schedule if need be.  otherwise watch out for wall'd and irc
announcements.

alex

-- 
here they come   lalalalala la   lalalalala la   the part time punks




tech meet at state51

2001-04-19 Thread alex


looking forward to the meeting...

just thought i'd mention that although last time i said there wouldn't be
beer and there was, this time there really won't be beer...  no time to
organise it i'm afraid.

but please feel free to bring your own :)

cheers

alex

-- 
here they come   lalalalala la   lalalalala la   the part time punks




Re: NY Invasion

2001-04-12 Thread Alex Page

On Thu, Apr 12, 2001 at 11:25:27AM +0100, dcross - David Cross wrote:

> and we've tentatively pencilled in Thursday 26th April as a good date
> for us to show them how to drink.

Shit, and The Fall are playing Oxford then :-(

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Technical Meeting - 19th April

2001-04-09 Thread alex

On Mon, 9 Apr 2001, dcross - David Cross wrote:
> Last Thursday I bullied^Wasked some people to consider doing talks for
> us, but I can't remember who they were. This is your opportunity to
> step forward.

i'll do some more music for a bit.

alex

-- 
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Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-07 Thread Alex Page

On Thu, Apr 05, 2001 at 11:28:16AM +0200, Philip Newton wrote:
> Alex Page wrote:

> > When I was at prep school, my English teacher had lots of 
> > little signs over the classroom walls saying things like 
> > "It's not all right to say 'alright'", to drum little things 
> > like that in.

> I hope it had s/say/write/ , since I don't hear any difference when someone
> *says* "all right" or "alright".

I dunno. Probably as a result of that sign, I always try to
enunciate the gap between the words...

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: [HELP] Traceroute

2001-04-07 Thread Alex Page

On Sat, Apr 07, 2001 at 06:59:44AM +0100, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:
> Alex Page <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> > > TCP/IP Illustrated, Volume 1: The Protocols, 

> > Gah, I've got a copy of that on my shelf. Really should get round
> > to reading it at some point...

> Ah, "bought any good books lately?". There are some books that are
> just good to _own_

I didn't buy it... it was a present from a guilty former employer when
he didn't give me the permanent position he'd promised me when I joined
the company after graduation. Also got O'Rielly's HTML and XHTML, which
my girlfriend has since lost... *grr*

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: [HELP] Traceroute

2001-04-06 Thread Alex Page

On Thu, Apr 05, 2001 at 05:37:34PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:

> You probably want:

> TCP/IP Illustrated, Volume 1: The Protocols, 

Gah, I've got a copy of that on my shelf. Really should get round
to reading it at some point...

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-04 Thread Alex Page

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 02:17:24AM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:

> Me too, ('74 vintage) but I got learnt grammar. I think mostly by my
> mother if truth be told. The rest I picked up from Latin :-/

AOL. A strongly grammatical language like Latin really makes you think about your 
grammar in English. I did Latin to A-level, and remembering which form of qui to use 
in a given situation really helps you work out that whole who / whom issue.

Similarly, I'm pretty good at using the subjunctive properly and stuff like that. 
German helped a lot too...

> If you know the difference between it's and its, you're and your,
> and don't write 'alot', you're probably in the top 1%-ile :)

When I was at prep school, my English teacher had lots of little signs over the 
classroom walls saying things like "It's not all right to say 'alright'", to drum 
little things like that in.

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-03 Thread Alex Page

On Tue, Apr 03, 2001 at 03:29:04PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote:

> How would people in London.pm like a one night camp out, subject
> to the F&M issue going away. The plan would be - we bundle into
> vehicles on a given afternoon (probably saturday), go to a farm
> shop and get lots of cider, and then spend the night around a
> camp fire, drinking and talking.

But where would we find a camping ground with a fast net connection and wireless LAN 
connections?

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Proposal for the certification body

2001-03-29 Thread alex



sure - wasn't suggesting any back-room dealings - just that it will be
more expedient to discuss these face to face and bounce ideas around (and
i also suspect that this is a subject of interest to the minority of the
list). 

alex

> 
> however remember that all committee sessions should be publically available
> as is the YAS way
> 
> 

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Re: Proposal for the certification body

2001-03-29 Thread alex


btw, should all of this certification body stuff subsumed by a YAS called
"Perl for Business" with the aim of convincing corporates that Perl
is better technology investment than Java (and achieving this, in part,
by building Perl components wherever Java currently has an edge).

does such a YAS exist (or other type of body)?

alex

> > 
> > YAS has already had `salaried' staff and grants so thats not that
> > new a thing, if the certification brings in cash i'm sure some of
> > it can be redirected to the costs. But I am keen to see the certification
> > content first before we get bogged down in theoretical balance sheets.
> > 
> > (imho)
> > 
> > 
> 
> 

-- 

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director   | read the NEW story @ http://codix.net/
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Re: Proposal for the certification body

2001-03-29 Thread alex


ok - fine. if there is a precedent fo YAS-type entities to operate
non-virtually (ie with offices, staff, advertising, real costs etc) then
this is less of a problem than i thought. we can discuss these funding
mechanics (which i think are of vital importance actually) offlist in a
committee session.

alex

> 
> YAS has already had `salaried' staff and grants so thats not that
> new a thing, if the certification brings in cash i'm sure some of
> it can be redirected to the costs. But I am keen to see the certification
> content first before we get bogged down in theoretical balance sheets.
> 
> (imho)
> 
> 

-- 

alex nunes | t 020 7603 5723 | f 020 7603 2504
director   | read the NEW story @ http://codix.net/
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Re: Proposal for the certification body

2001-03-29 Thread alex


> 
> I'd like to think i'm a reasonably good business person as well
> as engineer, i don't think we will have a problem with this sort
> of expertise.
> 

I do not question the amount of business expertise available to this
committee. I question the capability of a YAS-type entity to operate
without funding and salaried staff. If an entity is investable or more
obviously sponsorable then it might be a lot easier to get seed funding
from someone like O'Reilly or IBM.

alex

> 

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Re: Perl Certification Drive

2001-03-29 Thread alex


you hit the nail on the head.

> >
> I think the money aspect is very important. This isn't YAS, it's supposed to
> be a professional qualification for professional programmers. £300 sounds
> like a good number for me. "If it only costs a fiver then what good can it
> be" will be the PHB's attitude, I've seen this often.


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Re: Proposal for the certification body

2001-03-29 Thread alex


very interesting proposal. 

a) would like to be part of the committee (coming from the Perl employer
and selling Perl consultancy perspective)

b) i still have grave reservations about the effectiveness of an
organisation outside open source communities if it is 100%
non-commercial. i haven't seen the yas charter style but i think the
organisation should be commercial but non-profit making (eg same
business ethics as an industry body). i am still happy to participate
despite these reservations.

your earlier point about the success of YAPC::* (and why thinks should be
100% non-commercial) - i didn't attend but from what i heard it was a big
success in terms of organisation, attendance and quality of speakers
etc. 

but has it made a REAL impact on the perceptions of Perl outside the
community. this seems to me be either the number 1 or 2 ultimate objective
for exercises like PCSE. 

sorry, this view will be very unpopular to many readers but imho you've
got to be at least a little commercial to beat the corporates at some of 
their own games (eg publicity / marketing). i think open source methods
work supremely for writing software but they don't necessary translate
perfectly to other activities - and i think Perl brand building (of
which PCSE is just one component in the jigsaw) is one of them.

no flames - please.

alex

On Thu, 29 Mar 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:

> 
> Attached is a draft proposal
> 
> As soon as JS gets a chance to set up the mailing list, i suggest
> me move the discussion there.
> 
> 

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Re: Job: I'm looking for one..

2001-03-29 Thread alex


sorry, was unclear. robert proposed a meta-certification body which then
gave the tests out to certifiers (netthink, iterative etc). this seems to
me to be far too complicated and fragmented.

i think you need a single organisation which plays the difficult balancing
act of:

* being respected and trusted by the Perl community (there's no
  point if the Perl decision makers poo poo it)
* has enough autonomy from the Perl community or transparency to
  not be perceived as a guild / closed shop (this accusation could
  be levelled very easily if the exam were perceived to be designed so that
  only an inner sanctum could possibly pass it)
* has rich enough grading so that mere mortals can achieve some
  level of certification and gurus can also be recognised  - i
  think it is in everyone's interests if lots of new people pass PCSE 
  at some level (i think there is a strong perception that Perl skills 
  are hard to find)
* being commercial - particularly focused on marketing the PCSE
  logo to training companies, logos and IT directors. I don't
  think a voluntary, well-meaning effort will achieve this. 

alex

> 
> * alex ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> > 
> > you don't think having a single body with london.pm representation whose
> > responsibilities would be exam delivery, assessment and certificaiton
> > would be more efficient/effective than what you describe?
> > 
> > alex
> > 
> > On Thu, 29 Mar 2001, Robert Shiels wrote:
> > > > I think a lot of this will be about signing up to a charter or code
> > > > of conduct. What we will need is an actual exam, i was thinking about
> > > > this last night, and my thoughts were to write a web interface were
> > > > certified certifiers could request 10 tests, by filling the names
> > > > of the recipients in first. Then a script would select questions
> > > > from a database of categorised questions and make up a PDF seperately
> > > > for each of the recipients, the certifier would then supervise
> > > > the recipient completing the test in the allotted time and afterwards
> > > > they would mark it and return it (original hardcopy) to the main body.
> > > > This main body may check one or two, more to ensure that their
> > > > is consistency across certifiers, and assuming that the tests
> > > > were all fine, the certifier would get a nice shiny PDF for each
> > > > of the recipients of the test.
> > > >
> > > 
> > > As TIMTOWTDI in Perl, marking could be extremely difficult unless we have
> > > multiple choice questions. Is MSCS multiple choice? SAP is.
> > > 
> > > /Robert
> > > 
> > > 
> > 
> > -- 
> > 
> > alex nunes | t 020 7603 5723 | f 020 7603 2504
> > director   | read the NEW story @ http://codix.net/
> > codix.net  | 107 shepherd's bush road, london w6 7lp   
> 

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Re: Job: I'm looking for one..

2001-03-29 Thread alex


you don't think having a single body with london.pm representation whose
responsibilities would be exam delivery, assessment and certificaiton
would be more efficient/effective than what you describe?

alex

On Thu, 29 Mar 2001, Robert Shiels wrote:

> > I think a lot of this will be about signing up to a charter or code
> > of conduct. What we will need is an actual exam, i was thinking about
> > this last night, and my thoughts were to write a web interface were
> > certified certifiers could request 10 tests, by filling the names
> > of the recipients in first. Then a script would select questions
> > from a database of categorised questions and make up a PDF seperately
> > for each of the recipients, the certifier would then supervise
> > the recipient completing the test in the allotted time and afterwards
> > they would mark it and return it (original hardcopy) to the main body.
> > This main body may check one or two, more to ensure that their
> > is consistency across certifiers, and assuming that the tests
> > were all fine, the certifier would get a nice shiny PDF for each
> > of the recipients of the test.
> >
> 
> As TIMTOWTDI in Perl, marking could be extremely difficult unless we have
> multiple choice questions. Is MSCS multiple choice? SAP is.
> 
> /Robert
> 
> 

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Re: Job: I'm looking for one..

2001-03-29 Thread alex


that's not the point. 

if learning tree design a course (with the community's approval
natch) that is of sufficient standard and then put on their catalogs:

Advanced Perl (3 days) - 1750 GBP + VAT

[preparation for PCSE exam] << with a nice logo >>

imagine the value of free publicity that is coming out of that! None of
the organisations mentioned (netthink, iterative, or indeed codix) have
anything like the clout individually or collectively to start getting a
PCSE logo recognisable to IT directors.

BTW, just so we're clear - i was thinking of another org to actually do
the certification. Maybe a privately owned company formed from the
london.pm membership.

alex

On Thu, 29 Mar 2001, Jonathan Stowe wrote:

> On Thu, 29 Mar 2001, Dave Cross wrote:
> 
> > At Thu, 29 Mar 2001 09:51:46 +0100 (BST), alex <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > >
> > > i am a little unclear what the benefits of this exercise might be
> > > without a brand or larger player backing it up. if we could hook up
> > > with someone like learning tree (eg they can claim to deliver courses
> > > to "PCSE" standards) this might be a big winner.
> >
> > It's a fair point. But do Learning Tree have a good reputation in the
> > marketplace? I'm not sure they do.
> >
> 
> I categorically refused yesterday to allow any of out people to be sent on
> a Learning Tree Perl course ...
> 
> /J\
> 
> 

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Re: Job: I'm looking for one..

2001-03-29 Thread alex


depends what you want from the exercise - if you are a perl shop and want
to know how good applicants are then, yes, CPH (but if you're a perl shop
you can pretty quickly determine how good people are anyway). so, i can't 
really see the point in this. 

i think it should sound like a professional certification a la MCSE simply
to address corporate criticisms that this is a hackers only language with
no certification.

i think the whole initiative should be more about making Perl be taken
more seriously OUTSIDE the community. 

alex

> 
> Shouldn't that be CPH for "Certified Perl Hacker" or is that missing 
> the point?
> 
> Dave...
> 

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Re: Job: I'm looking for one..

2001-03-29 Thread alex


i am a little unclear what the benefits of this exercise might be without
a brand or larger player backing it up. if we could hook up with someone
like learning tree (eg they can claim to deliver courses to "PCSE"
standards) this might be a big winner.

alex

ps i only mention learning tree because they're a company people know of
OUTSIDE the Perl community.

ps2 PCSE - Perl Certified Software Engineer? lack of imagination?


> 
> I'd suggest that it is a reasonable working assumption that both
> NetThink, Iterative and other Perl Consultancies/Trainers want to
> make money. I'd also state the assumption that if proposed to the
> wider Perl community - Perl certification would go back into
> argument state, so I suggest (with Dave Cross' blessing), that we
> form the London.pm certification. NetThink and Iterative will 
> sign up to teach to a given level of skills (or several levels).
> 
> This process _has_ to be open and should have a deadline. If we
> can get something that helps london / south england and/or the UK
> then we can achieve something. 
> 
> I'd advise getting some non-trainers involved as well, perhaps
> Blackstar and other Perl businesses? (their hook will be that
> they become partners and get logo placement in whatever pseudo
> forum/organisation does this)
> 
> I realise this action and the attitude may not be popular on
> the wider stage, but ho hum.
> 
> Thoughts? If Simon (NetThink), Piers/Leon (Iterative), Dave Cross 
> (with his london.pm hat on) and a couple of companies that use
> Perl say this is a good idea, i think we can do this.
> 
> Greg
> 
> 
> 
> 

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RE: Job: I'm looking for one..

2001-03-28 Thread alex


i'm not sure this does cut both ways - if what you are saying is correct -
then java's dominance becomes even more of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

i don't think it's the corporates themselves who are making all the noise
about java - it's an aggressive sun PR department which is latching on to
corporate java projects and then turning these into "case studies". 

basically, no matter how much good-natured perl advocacy there is out
there - it's always going to be very hard to influence corporate decision
makers when you are up against an army of buzzword technology salaried PR
departments. 

i think the difference between Linux and Perl is relevant. Linux has been
adopted by big hardware manufacturers in an effort to challenge M$
dominance. Linux is therefore gaining credibility in corporateland (though
the jury is definitely out). The same cannot be said of Perl. Until a
corporate puts marketing muscle behind it (highly unlikely) people will
perceive it as a hacker technology.

alex

ps whoever raised the issue of opex/capex - openness: the more people i
talk to nowadays about selling consultancy work - the more i hear people
wanting product and support - not bespoke solutions. people out there have
different notions of openness: they would prefer to be in hock to a brand
name technology company (eg Open Market) than a consultancy with an exotic
skillset (which does actually make some sense).

> 
> One thing to remember is that the hype cuts two ways. We may read in a
> magazine of ten projects using Java, and none using Perl, but that is as
> much because the companies that are using Perl don't bother sending press
> releases to everyone than it is because no one is using Perl.
> 

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Re: Job: I'm looking for one..

2001-03-28 Thread alex


many accurate points but what you have to bear in mind is that the
higher the project value the more warped the mindset of decision
makers becomes - for example:

a) have i read about Perl / mod_perl in Management Today, no 

b) have i read about Java/ Open Market / IBM Ariba , yes

c) do i want to get sacked because i chose the wrong technologies (ie ones
which my bosses have never heard of)? no 

d) do i perceive that these skills do not exist in the labour market? look
at the number of perl recruitment ads then compare it to the number of
java ads.

you've heard the adage "noone was ever sacked for hiring ibm" - i think
we're moving towards s/IBM/Java/

alex

ps the big killer is that there is no large corporate generating tons of
noise about Perl - whereas this is not the case for Java.


On Wed, 28 Mar 2001, Aaron Trevena wrote:

> On Wed, 28 Mar 2001, alex wrote:
> 
> > 
> > easier said than done - it's a lot easier to hire good people than
> > convince clients that perl is the way forward - i may be wrong but i think
> > there are less and less big Perl projects out there available to perl
> > consultancies.  once you get to a particular price bracket (necessary to
> > afford and retain uber perl hackers) people start wanting to hear the
> > corporate technology buzzwords - j2ee, open market, bea, sap, siebel etc
> 
> This does appear to be true, mind you many companies are recruiting perl
> developers for themselves. This is healthy. I think a lot of companies see
> j2ee, weblogic, etc as 'safe' despite quite catastrophic failures and the
> high cost (the price of a consultant or contractor for any of these buzz
> technologies is 2 or 3 times the price for less trendy technologies).
> 
> I think java is likely to be associated with a load of spectacular
> failures. I don't think any project has failed because of cost or flaws in
> perl, and major companies are migrating towards perl and oss in
> general. many vendors like weblogic are claiming sites liek amazon use
> technology when they have migrated to perl.
> 
> perhaps its time to beat these vendors at their own game with a list of
> their clients who have migrated.
>  
> A.
> 
> 
> 

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Re: Job: I'm looking for one..

2001-03-28 Thread alex


easier said than done - it's a lot easier to hire good people than
convince clients that perl is the way forward - i may be wrong but i think
there are less and less big Perl projects out there available to perl
consultancies.  once you get to a particular price bracket (necessary to
afford and retain uber perl hackers) people start wanting to hear the
corporate technology buzzwords - j2ee, open market, bea, sap, siebel etc

this is just my 2p - please appreciate that i would love the situation to
be different (ie people queueing up for solutions using open source
methods - particulary perl) but i don't think that is the market
situation. 

alex

On Tue, 27 Mar 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:

> y* Simon Cozens ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> > On Mon, Mar 26, 2001 at 11:41:33PM +0100, Aaron Trevena wrote:
> > > On Mon, 26 Mar 2001, Roger Burton West wrote:
> > > > >Just to let you all know I'm on the market again.
> > > > Me too.
> > > er.. and me. 
> > 
> > Who was it that was saying that the contract market was great just now?
> > 
> 
> i think it was me, i dont want to go into this too much, but i think
> that a general perl consultancy (you know who you are) can take these
> guys, be very clever at marketting yourselves and prosper
> 
> 

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upgrade fund

2001-03-25 Thread alex


unless anyone has any arguments, i'll buy a fast, reliable largish hard
drive and lots of memory (i understand it's cheap at the moment) for
penderel (the computer) this week.

i'd like to do it via dabs.com, because their interface is useable and
i've not personally had any problems with them.  i'll pick only in-stock
stuff because i understand that they can be slacker than they advertise
when it comes to re-stocking.  jo would hopefully oversee the process so i
don't end up ordering bananas by mistake.

are the mungers happy with this approach?  or would you prefer bananas?

alex

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Re: Pointless, Badly-Written Module.

2001-03-20 Thread Alex Page

On Tue, Mar 20, 2001 at 04:40:29PM +, Simon Wilcox wrote:

> >2. MM DD YY is an evil date format, and should be abolished in favour of DD
> >MM YY which is more sensible.

> Or even better YY-MM-DD which avoids cross-pond confusion.

Or even better still, YYYY-MM-DD :-)

Alex



Re: Matt's Scripts

2001-03-13 Thread alex

On Tue, 13 Mar 2001, Dave Cross wrote:

> Formmail - alex@state51

will take more later if there are some left over

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Re: if we can make it there, we can make it anywhere

2001-03-04 Thread Alex Page

On Sun, Mar 04, 2001 at 03:20:24PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:

> After I cunningly (as cunning as a bear who had just graduated from
> the school of obviousness) passed off the organisation of the NY.pm
> invasion there was yet again another burst of enthusiasm for it, and
> now it appears to have once again fallen off, where are we on this?

Dunno, if someone wants to use a perl meet as a smokescreen to coincide with a music 
festival I want to attend in NY at the end of august so I've got more chance of 
getting time off past my bosses, I'd be most grateful :-)

Alex
-- 
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you
 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



server money

2001-02-21 Thread alex


right, time to harvest some money

so far i have two donation in hand, making 100 pounds, with another
promised, so that makes 150 - a couple more and it would be more worth it
(no point in debating again what to buy yet).

so if there's any more people who'd like a prestigious account on the
london.pm server, either send me a cheque, transfer the money into my
account, or bring the money to the axkit talk tomorrow.

50 pounds each

cheers,

alex




live Perl music, wednesday

2001-02-04 Thread alex


london.pm,

slub play a live generative set this wednesday 7th february at 'deriver',
in the foundry.  our set will start at about 8:30pm, although the evening
will kick off a bit before that i think.

should be a fun evening of drinking, chatting and strange noises.

best

alex

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Re: Last Night

2001-02-02 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 05:43:27AM -0500, Dave Cross wrote:

> I hope that everyone who turned up last night had a good time

Certainly did. Sorry I didn't get to meet many people or stay very long, but Thursday 
nights are notoriously busy for me.

> I'd be interested in any opinions that people had about the venue as
> I'm still looking for a new home for our social meetings.

It didn't seem too bad - my pints were 2.50 each, which for central London isn't bad. 
There were certainly space issues, however.

I quite fancy the idea of going to different pubs, rather than sticking to a "home", 
but I'm like that so feel free to ignore me :-)

Alex
-- 
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 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Perl Books

2001-02-02 Thread Alex Page

On Thu, Feb 01, 2001 at 11:21:57AM -0600, Elaine -HFB- Ashton wrote:

> :) I think you are missing my point here. The plumber who is skilled in a
> trade probably thinks you are an idiot when you manage to mangle your own
> pipes and have to call him to fix it for you. 

Yeah... I always forget to flush when forking, and I've done some horrible things with 
IPC::Open3 before...

Alex
-- 
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 can have everything that you want." - Jareth, Labyrinth



Re: Mailing List Archive

2001-01-25 Thread alex


a public archive containing all our email addresses is obviously bad.
no-spam countermeasures help, but it's an ugly solution..

it's also about atmosphere.  i don't like contributing to a friendly,
discussive list that's archived and searchable by anyone who happens to
drop by.  mutual trust is a valuable thing.

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Re: Munging Reply-To

2001-01-22 Thread alex

On Mon, 22 Jan 2001, Andy Wardley wrote:
> If I explicitly set the Reply-To: in a message posted to the list then
> the software is munging it to set it to reply to the list.
> Therefore, the current behaviour is wrong, even according to the
> "Munging Reply-To considered harmful" arguments (which we don't
> necessarily accept as valid).

there is only one right way, and that's to give people the choice.

that's what i do, and in my experience the majority prefer to have their
reply-to's munged on discussive lists such as this one.


alex

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Re: Hardware Upgrade Fund

2001-01-19 Thread alex

On Fri, 19 Jan 2001, Paul Makepeace wrote:
> Without wanting to sound too real-world and pragmatic, why not upgrade
> the server when you actually *need* to, i.e. learn how to monitor
> performance and when it starts to suck, *then* buy new stuff.

because as i'm gathering together this money, i'll want to spend it (on
the server) straight away rather than have it sitting around.

you have some good suggestions for what we should spend it on, though.

alex

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Re: Consultancy company was [Job] BOFH wanted was: Re: Red Hat worm discovered

2001-01-19 Thread Alex Page

On Fri, Jan 19, 2001 at 09:27:18AM +, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:

> It should be mandatory for all public servants to be adept at Sim
> City.

IIRC, Sim City is one of Ken Livingstone's favorites.

Alex



Re: Hardware Upgrade Fund

2001-01-19 Thread alex

On Fri, 19 Jan 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:

ok i was a bit late ;)

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Re: Hardware Upgrade Fund

2001-01-19 Thread alex

On Fri, 19 Jan 2001, Dave Cross wrote:
> I'm not sure. I don't think I've ever known this. I'm hoping that
> someone woh a) bought it or b) is sitting next to it will be able to
> leap in with this information.

[alex@penderel alex]$ cat /proc/cpuinfo
processor   : 0
vendor_id   : AuthenticAMD
cpu family  : 5
model   : 8
model name  : AMD-K6(tm) 3D processor
stepping: 12
cpu MHz : 350.803
cache size  : 64 KB
fdiv_bug: no
hlt_bug : no
sep_bug : no
f00f_bug: no
coma_bug: no
fpu : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level : 1
wp  : yes
flags   : fpu vme de pse tsc msr mce cx8 sep mtrr
pge mmx 3dnow
bogomips: 699.60

[alex@penderel alex]$ cat
/proc/meminfo
total:used:free:  shared: buffers:  cached:
Mem:  130895872 126423040  4472832 53395456 62877696 15953920
Swap: 271392768  6909952 264482816
MemTotal:127828 kB
MemFree:   4368 kB
MemShared:52144 kB
Buffers:  61404 kB
Cached:   15580 kB
BigTotal: 0 kB
BigFree:  0 kB
SwapTotal:   265032 kB
SwapFree:    258284 kB

[alex@penderel alex]$ cat /proc/scsi/scsi
Attached devices:
Host: scsi0 Channel: 00 Id: 06 Lun: 00
  Vendor: IBM  Model: DDRS-34560   Rev: S97B
  Type:   Direct-AccessANSI SCSI revision: 02

[alex@penderel alex]$ df
Filesystem   1k-blocks  Used Available Use% Mounted on
/dev/sda6  4119172899532   3010396  24% /
/dev/sda1 7746  2951  4395  41% /boot

I can open up the box on any requested fact-finding missions. :)


alex

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Re: Hardware Upgrade Fund

2001-01-19 Thread alex

On Fri, 19 Jan 2001, Dave Cross wrote:
> Thanks for the offer. I'm more that happy to take you up on it.

no problems.

> How soon do you think you can have a list of the kinds of hardware
> that you want to buy? That would give us an estimate of how many new
> donors we're looking for.

I'd prefer to do it the other way round if you don't mind, and say you
have just one month to send a cheque for 50 pounds made out to C A McLean
[1] to state51, 8 rhoda street, bethnal green, e2 7ef , or brought along
to the next social or technical meeting.

At the end of the month I'll let you all know what money we have and we
can then decide what to do with it.


Alex

[1] My first name is actually Christopher, but handily my parents changed
their minds after registering my birth and decided to call me by my middle
name.

PS The guy with the tennants extra broke in to another part of the
building and caused some damage to a couple of studios :( it seems that he
couldn't find anything to steal, but still, not nice.

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Re: Hardware Upgrade Fund

2001-01-19 Thread alex

On Fri, 19 Jan 2001, Dave Cross wrote:
> Anyone fancy it?

I forgot to mention, I offered to do this before, and that offer still
stands.

alex

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techmeet aftermath

2001-01-18 Thread alex


Thanks to all for visiting our humble factory.  I hope you all enjoyed it
as much as I.

We have gained a set of whiteboard pens, and a pile of andy wardley's
notes.  Any takers?

The slight downside was a brief invasion by a unshaven fellow clutching a
can of tennants extra.  He asked if he could watch andy wardley talk for a
while (well, he didn't actually know his name afaik), but after a few
minutes I asked him to leave as he was looking around our office in a
worrying way.  I'm pretty sure he didn't pick up anything before I noticed
him there though...

Err, apologies if that person was actually a perl monger...

Anyway, Paul and Philip (the hosts) where very impressed with the
enthusiastic atmosphere, and would be happy for london.pm to come by
again.

A couple of references for my (rather sketchy) talk...

http://slub.org/   - a generative music collaboration between
 ade ward and myself
http://generative.net/ - various things, including a discussion of Data
 Beautification with MIDI::Realtime
http://sound-hack.org/ - various things
http://sound-hack.org/MIDI/Realtime.pm
   - better version than CPAN (sorry)

I am happy to discuss this stuff in greater detail off-list, or in the
generative art mailing list 'eu-gene' at generative.net.

Best,

Alex






whiteboard pens

2001-01-18 Thread alex


for people who are coming to the tech meeting tonight -- do you have any
whiteboard pens you could bring along?

to avoid unnecessary confusion, list traffic and whiteboard pens, if
whiteboard pen owners could mail me directly offering to bring some, I'll
reply to the first person saying "yes please bring your whiteboard pens
along by all means."

cheers,

alex

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Re: Feelers for London Open Source Convention

2001-01-17 Thread alex


In my opinion London would be fine for an August conference.

I don't know what the fuss is about, really.  London is not like Paris in
the summer.  We have a lot more parks.

Perhaps September would be better, but hey.


Alex

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Snack pastries are dramatic when shapes are combined




Re: trade mark parody (Re: PIMB T-shirts)

2001-01-16 Thread Alex Page

On Tue, Jan 16, 2001 at 01:43:00PM +, Robin Houston wrote:

> Don't we have someone here who *is* a lawyer? :-)

More to the point, don't we have someone who could drop a mail to one of the happy 
bunnies at O'Rielly and ask them nicely not to sue us?

Alex



Re: PIMB T-shirts

2001-01-16 Thread Alex Page

On Tue, Jan 16, 2001 at 12:59:44PM +, Redvers Davies wrote:

> There is a temptation to insert a joint into the mouth of the "Republic of
> Perl" camel.  Of course this would never happen[1].

> [1] Something tells me that would have to be a trademark thing that O'Reilly
> would protect.

IANAL, but AFAIK parody is protected under trademark law, as long as you're not making 
profit (I presume beer money for the hassle of T-shirt making is excusable).

Alex



Re: PIMB T-shirts

2001-01-16 Thread Alex Page

On Tue, Jan 16, 2001 at 12:32:47PM +, Marcel Grunauer wrote:

> How about "Smoking Perl" for Amsterdam?

"YAPC::Europe::Amsterdam - A Week-Long Hashref"

Alex



Re: one liner

2001-01-06 Thread alex

On Sat, 6 Jan 2001, Dean S Wilson wrote:
> I agree but I also think that this is one of the problems, the only
> people who see the modules are other perl coders.

indeed.  there are few end-user perl apps.

in my eyes Perl is not particularly good for programs written by one
person, or in small groups working closely together, or by highly
experienced programmers.  maybe this is why you don't end up with many
good, generalised Perl applications.  at the least, Perl development needs
to be well managed, perhaps a little more than most.

perhaps perl6 will solve this, but it seems to me that Perl programmers
have so much choice, that every Perl hacker uses a different sub-language
within Perl.  for example, i dislike Perl with map()'s that throw away
return values, and most uses of unless(), but do plenty to annoy other
programers - for example strange data hiding techniques.

well that's all negative, so i'll go on to say why Perl is the best
language for me...  i believe that Perl allows human expression better
than any other language i've heard of.  most importantly, i can get things
working fast.  i can't use c++ to create art because there is too much
time between the idea and execution - so the idea gets stale before it can
be realised.  with Perl, the creative process continues while i'm in the
coding phase; in fact, that's the only phase i have for my personal
projects...

also the amount of choice allows me to write programs that match my way of
thinking.  i can write a large program and be confident that it will work
first time (apart from syntax errors), because i have been able to
construct the program in my own terms.  i have control over my medium.

the impressive data munging capabilities allow me to create art quickly
and expressively, that has direct 'influences' from the external world...
for example, creating audio based on the structure of motorways taken from
GPS data, or from mailing lists.

and of course the community - CPAN is very useful but exists because of a
sharing and (mostly) friendly community.  if i'm going to use other
people's code in my art this is a highly important point.

so to me, Perl is the most human computer language, and so the most
suitable language for computer art.

alex

ps Tangram and Template Toolkit are great!

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Snack pastries are dramatic when shapes are combined






Re: one liner

2001-01-06 Thread alex

On Sat, 6 Jan 2001, Dean S Wilson wrote:
> I left (void) and you'l not take me back alive! Outlook canne take the
> strain!

i think london.pm is busier than (void) nowadays, a lot of the
thought-provoking people left

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Snack pastries are dramatic when shapes are combined





Re: Technical Meeting

2001-01-05 Thread alex

On Fri, 5 Jan 2001, jo walsh wrote:
> i have had ideas about (Ouperlpo? Oupropo?) myself, but never done
> anything about it :/

that would indeed be cool.  our generative music performance at
YAPC::Europe was influenced by these people

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Snack pastries are dramatic when shapes are combined





Re: FOOD

2001-01-05 Thread Alex Page

On Thu, Jan 04, 2001 at 02:55:09PM -0500, David H. Adler wrote:

> > I drink badly too.

> I'm sorry, but that parsing of Jonathan's comment indicates that he
> *needs* badly.  His drinking skills are indeterminate at this point.

Erm, how does one need badly?

"God, I need a cigarette."
"Here you go, you can scab one of mine."
"No thanks, I'm fine."

Alex, stalking dha around the 'net



Re: Technical Meeting

2001-01-04 Thread alex

On Thu, 4 Jan 2001, Dave Cross wrote:
> It was pointed out this evening that I hadn't send out a reminder for
> the technical meeting which is in two weeks time (Jan 18th). We'll be
> holding it at State 51 and I'm hoping that Alex or Jo will post
> detailed directions.

walk out of the bagel shop, turn left, walk on and across the crossroads,
take the next left

[better instructions soon, but it takes up most of rhoda street, bethnal
green, nearest tubes are old street, shoreditch, liverpool street and
bethnal green, or closest of all, bus route number 8]

we have plenty space, but enough seating may be a problem.  if you have
back problems or so, let me know and i'll make sure you get somewhere nice
to sit.

what time should it start, dave?

> As always I'm looking for volunteers to speak at the meeting. If
> you've got anything really cool[1] to tell us about then please let me
> know.

i'd like to talk about organising sound with perl for 20 minutes




Re: Getting keys of mapped hash?

2001-01-03 Thread alex

On Wed, 3 Jan 2001, Shevek wrote:
> > my @sort=sort keys %{ +{ map { $_ => undef } @list } };
> Maybe I'm missing something here, but how is this different to
> my @sort = sort @list;

values in @sort are unique?




Re: new years eve

2000-12-30 Thread alex

> where, when?

I haven't made any plans yet but was thinking about going down to the
foundry NYE evening and hanging around there until 2001 then playing it by
ear from there on.  Anyone fancy that?