The Talk2 List Fw: 7%

[Onj]

Why not?

- Original Message - 
From: "Steve Matzura"

Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2014 8:11 PM
Subject: 7%


My mother, who is two years shy of being a nonogenarian herself, just
sent me this. There are forty-five pearls of wisdom in here. How many
of them do you subscribe to, believe in, and make part of your
everyday life?

7%

7% Written by a 90 year old
This is something we should all read at least once a week! Make
sure you read to the end!! 
Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland

, Ohio ..

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught
me. It is the most requested column I've ever written.
My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once
more:

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short - enjoy it.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends
and family will.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their
journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye, but don't worry,
God never blinks.
16.. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful. Clutter weighs you down in
many ways.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19.. It's never too late to be happy. But it's all up to you and no
one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no
for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.
Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years,
will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you
did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative of dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40 If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's,
we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what
you need
42. The best is yet to come...
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."
Its estimated 93% won't forward this. 
If you are one of the 7% who will, forward this with the title '7%'.

I'm in the 7%. Friends are the family that we choose.



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The Talk2 List Fw: Looking for potential partners to launch new service

[Onj]

A useful email for a change, if you can help, contact Ilkka directly.

- Original Message - 
From: "Ilkka Pirttimaa" 

To: "Ilkka Pirttimaa" 
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2014 10:06 PM
Subject: Looking for potential partners to launch new service



I am developing additional services that allow organizations to provide
customized location information to BlindSquare users. This service is
already being used at the University of Iowa with good success.

Through a simple online interface, organizations can enter GPS coordinates
of a point and a description of that point. BlindSquare can retrieve this
information as soon as it is entered or updated and will read it out to 
the

BlindSquare user. The University of Iowa uses the service to notify blind
students of entrances of buildings, steps, or temporary construction work,
when they approach an entrance or an obstacle. If a familiar route is
blocked due to road works, it is also possible to suggest an alternative
route to the user. Organizations can update or add to the information any
time, and BlindSquare will use the new information instantly.

Later on, I plan to extend this service to indoor navigation. Apple's
iBeacons are an excellent tool to mark locations inside of buildings and 
to

provide information about them. iBeacons are a good option to use for
indoor navigation, because they are produced for the mainstream market so
they are relatively inexpensive ($20-$30 per unit).
I would like to contact individuals and organizations who might be
interested in providing Customized Location Information to their visitors,
staff, or students. These could be orientation and mobility instructors,
schools and institutions for the blind, universities or colleges that 
would

like to make their campus more accessible or museums that are known for
their efforts to be inclusive. The service will be free of charge for
blindness organizations, orientation and mobility instructors, schools and
universities.

I would appreciate your help to find organizations or individuals who 
might
be interested in my service. If you have contacts within an organization, 
I

would also appreciate if you could introduce me and my project to them, if
you think they might be willing and able to help.
If after filling in this questionnaire, you think of other organizations
later on, please feel free to return to this site and submit their 
details.


None of the fields is mandatory, so I do not expect you to enter complete
information about suggested individuals or organizations.
If you agree to use your personal contacts to introduce me and my project
to an organization, please do not contact them yet. I will get back to you
when I am ready to talk with them.
None of the information you submit will be shared with any third party.

Thank you for your help, it is highly appreciated!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1qT8nhYFSj-NPRwkmupR4NM7KQSvRvQvEr5n2krFlsvM/viewform

Br, Ilkka





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The Talk2 List Up! Could be very... Misconstrued:

[Onj]

I received this email and thought if you really have a dirty mind, you'd get 
a kick out of all the hard, soft, sleep positions it mentions. I certainly 
sniggered a few times I won't lie... Or lye?


< MESSAGE >
Data Art
A collaboration between data, art and storytelling.
Revealing sleep secrets, powered by the UP(R) system.

Men vs. Women, in bed

The battle of the sexes goes to the mattress.
It's men v women. Men sleep. Women
sleep. And there the similarities doze off.
When we're all tucked in at night, the way we
sleep sounds a wake-up call of differences:
positions to pillow counts, bedtimes to bed
making, who's wearing nothing at all and
who's wearing something on  their feet.
Sleep together, sleep apart.
Sleep well.

The bed

35 - The number of minutes earlier that UP wearers who sleep with partners 
go to bed, compared with UP wearers who sleep alone
97% - The percent of UP wearers  who sleep with a pillow under their head 
(20% with a pillow in their arms, 18% between their legs, and 10% at their 
sides)
81.3% - The percent of women UP wearers who report sleeping  on their sides, 
as opposed  to 55.3% of men


Lay your head to rest

Which side (or back or stomach) are you on? Match your sleep position with 
the

firmness of your pillow. Side sleepers should go firm for head and neck
support. Back sleepers do best with medium to firm cushioning. Stomach 
sleepers

are softies; a pillow without pushback eases neck strain.*
* Source: 
http://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/sleep/basics/how-to-fall-asleep12.htm


Meet the DataArt Bedfellows
Amy is an editor and writer. Peter is an illustrator.
The first DataArt collaborators share an office, a home, and a bed in New 
York.


Amy (In bed)
Pillow(s): Two, really soft and really hard.
Position(s): Side and stomach.
Pajamas: On cold nights or if I?m sick, classic
plaid flannel pajamas-like old men wear.
Dreams: Recently there was a predator with big
teeth. This might be because the newish cat, who
has the personality of a baby velociraptor, sleeps
at my feet and attacks when I move them.
Average night's sleep: 7.5 hours

Peter (In bed)
Pillow(s): Two, probably firmness 5 and 8  (out of
10). I throw the harder one at May (the cat) when
she wakes us up.
Position(s): Side and stomach. I roll around  a
lot.
Pajamas: No way.
Dreams: A DJ scratching my name over and over
(good), zombie apocalypse (bad), sexy aliens
(complicated).
Average night's sleep: 8 hours

Learn More
Powered by UP

Analysis is based on anonymized sleep data, demographic info, and survey 
results of UP users.


All reported results are statistically significant at the .05 level or 
better.

Correlation does not equal causation.

UP is a wristband and app that tracks how you sleep, move
and eat, then helps you use that information to feel your
best.

Learn more at www.jawbone.com/up



Jawbone | 99 Rhode Island | 3rd Floor | San Francisco, CA 94103 | United 
States





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The Talk2 List Fw: Would you sign our petition to encourage Guide Dogs UK to provide a mechanism to certify owner trained guide dogs?

[Onj]

Let's have an email to this list for the first time in. how's the 
weather?



- Original Message - 
From: "Donna Waring" 

Sent: Thursday, July 04, 2013 12:46 PM
Subject: Would you sign our petition to encourage Guide Dogs UK to provide a 
mechanism to certify owner trained guide dogs?



I very rarely ask anyone to sign an internet petition, so I hope you will 
forgive the group email.


as some of you may know and some not, I've been working for the last two 
years now with a yellow Labrador called Alice that I trained myself to guide 
me after returning my last dog back to Guide Dogs UK because I felt he was 
unsafe.


Alice performs all the tasks of a normal guide dog plus several assistance 
dog tasks such as finding my keys and phone, handing me objects I drop and 
standing over smaller objects such as pound coins or taking me to them.


However, I am unable to get her officially certified because Guide Dogs UK 
does not recognise owner trained dogs.  This means that I can't fly with 
her, and though I have encountered no access problems anywhere yet, I have 
no legal access rights under the Equality Act as someone would with an 
official guide dog.


This petition is to encourage Guide Dogs UK to think out of the box and look 
at providing a mechanism for supporting and recognising owner trained guide 
dogs provided they meet a certain standard.  This has been done with great 
success in the past in other countries such as New Zealand.  and there are 
currently other charities in the UK who provide help and support for owner 
trainers of assistance dogs, but as I have no other disabilities apart from 
blindness, they are unable to work with me.


This petition was written by my good friend Lynn Holdsworth who owner 
trained a rescue dog Lucy to guide her.  She briefly tells her story at the 
beginning.



There is no pressure on anyone to sign, and this is the only email I will 
send regarding this petition.  We realise that maybe nothing will be 
achieved in Lucy and Alice's time, but if we are able to plant the seed and 
so help other owner trainers in the future, then at least we will have 
achieved something.


Please feel free to share with friends.  There is space for you to put 
comments too if you like.


Here is the link:
http://chn.ge/15hG92d

Kind regards

Donna Waring 




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Re: The Talk2 List The Italian Funeral Dog

[Onj]

OH well then.
If this list is going to make a comeback, that is good.  Will have to locate 
some rude and insensitive goodness to pass along.  Why the hell not?



PS..  I won't tolerate off-topic postings, oh wait...

From: "Nick Giannak" 
To: "talk2" 
Sent: Friday, February 08, 2013 12:52 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List The Italian Funeral Dog



I just got this from my Uncle John.
An Italian man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when 
he

noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50
Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
Italian man walking the dog and said:

"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of Italian brotherhood and silence
passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."


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The Talk2 List SpeedDots screen-protectors - UK £6.50, Eur9.00

[Onj]

As the official UK distributer of SpeedDots tactile Screen-protectors, it 
means I get to do a small amount of self-promotion, and here it is.



Who is SpeedDots?

SpeedDots.com, a California-based company, announces the official release 
of the SpeedDots Screen Protector, a tactile approach to Apple's iPhone and 
iPod Touch for those who are blind or have low vision, permitting easy 
navigation and orientation to some of Apple's most popular touch-screen 
devices. Using single dots to denote the virtual keyboard, along with a few 
commonly-found buttons and controls, blind/low vision users can input 
information more quickly and efficiently than ever before.
In escence, we provide screen protectors for your device with Braille-style 
dots to enable you to type quicker and easier on your device, as for quite 
a lot of blind people, typing on a flat surfice is very time-consuming and 
annoyingly difficult.


SpeedDots tactile Screen-protector for iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPod touch 4th 
Gen.


Each protector (including shipping) costs £6.50 in the UK, and €9.00 to 
Mainland Europe.


In the United States, each protector costs $7.00.
A  $3.00 shipping charge applies.

Two types of SpeedDots screen-protectors exist.

Standard: Our standard screen cover has a mark on every letter of the 
keyboard with the exception of F, and j as
well as all of the standard iPhone controls. This layout is good for people 
new to the iPhone or people

who do a lot of typing.

Advanced: Our Advanced screen cover Has markings on the letters F, and J, 
as well as on all of the standard iPhone
controls. If your an advanced iPhone user, or you want a very clean and 
simple layout, then the advanced

model is for you.


For more information, please use one of the resources below:

To buy in the UK or Mainland Europe:  http://SpeedDots.onj.me
   UK/Europe distributer email: speedd...@andrelouis.com

To buy in the United states: http://www.SpeedDots.com
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Re: The Talk2 List One of the best 404 messages

[Onj]

Oh yes I like that one!
Other strange 404's accor on LiveJournal but everyone knows that, although 
I haven't looked since about 2007 so maybe they got bored and also, fell 
out. Who knows?

Nice one though.

From: Vanja Sudar 
on Sunday, July 03, 2011 10:04 AM


Since there's not much going on this list these days and I haven't
contributed to it much either, I thought I'd try to liven it up at least 
a
bit by posting this rather amusing 404 message I just found while 
attempting
to click on something. Of course I know other sites do it, but not many, 
so

it's still interesting.

404: I THINK YOU BROKE SOMETHING...

Or maybe it was our fault.

It is possible someone here dropped the website and the page you are 
looking

for fell out.

Or perhaps that page never existed and you just dreamt it up.

Either way, you might want to try searching for what you were looking for 
in
the search box on the right hand side of the page, or click here to 
return to

theCMUwebsite.com home page.
Vanja
http://www.sudar.co.uk
http://mashupradio.net
MSN/windows live messenger: suda...@hotmail.com
AIM: vanja121
Skype: vanja121





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The Talk2 List Fw: UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

[Onj]

I really think this was meant to go to Venison88 not me.


From: ROBERT S. MUELLER, III 
on Friday, January 28, 2011 9:20 AM


Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc



Attn: Beneficiary,



This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we 
have
thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring 
Network
System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming 
to
be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick 
Aziza,

Mr Frank Nweke, Dr. Philip Mogan, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith
Banks, Barr. Derrick Smith, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim
Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, Dr. Philip Mogan, Paul 
Adim,

Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of
Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why 
you

have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your
Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance
Payment.



Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your 
behalf
and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your 
payment
in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw 
money
from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 
to

$5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim
your fund in an ATM CARD.



Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this 
transaction,

you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to
protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM
CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your
Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $150.00 only and note 
that
your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process 
your

transaction.



CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Mr. Kelvin Williams
EMAIL: williamskelvin...@yahoo.cn
Telephone: +2348031351173



Do contact Mr Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM PAYMENT CENTER with your 
details:




FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:
AGE:



So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment
information's which you'll use in making payment of $150.00 via Western 
Union
Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your 
Approval

Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your
designated home address without any further delay.We order you get back 
to

this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do
await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make 
sure

your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.
Thanks and hope to read from you soon.



ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
DIRECTOR, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535




Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices 
claiming

to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in
contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the 
rightful

person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any
emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and
commence investigation.





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Re: The Talk2 List Seasonal Greeting

[Onj]

sure. It's something to do.  You might as well. Repeat the last year of the 
decade and then try again.
Just think. All the things you do now up until December 31 will be done in 
this decade, not only this year, and then it's a totally new plane of 
existance. Or something like that.



- Original Message - 
From: "Patrick Perdue" 

To: "talk2" 
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2010 9:58 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Seasonal Greeting


So, basically, you want us to have a second shot at 2010, because the 
first go-round sucked? Nah, that's ok. Let's move forward.



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The Talk2 List Seasonal Greeting

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SEASONAL GREETING FOLLOWING EXAMINATION AND APPROVAL FROM OUR LAWYER:


From Me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee"),

please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
* Any references in this greeting to "God", "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting,
and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images
are hereby acknowledged.

.in other words "Merry Christmas!"*



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The Talk2 List Fw: Winning No: GUK/877/798/2009

[Onj]

Please read carefully, the email address.  Please note carefully, the fact 
it is not a google address, and then giggle very gently with your head to 
the ground, in a public place.


From: GOOGLE.COM 
on Monday, March 15, 2010 8:15 PM


Stamford New Road,
Altrincham Cheshire,
WA14 1EP
London,
United Kingdom.

Winning No: GUK/877/798/2009
Ticket No: GUK/699/33/2009
Notification Date: 8/01/2010
GOOGLE ANNIVERSARY WINNING NOTIFICATION
We wish to congratulate you once again on this note, for being part of our
winners selected this year. This promotion was set-up to encourage the 
active

users of the Google search engine
and the Google ancillary services.
Hence we do believe with your winning prize, you will continue to be 
active
and patronage to the Google search engine. Google is now the biggest 
search

engine worldwide and in an effort to
make sure that it remains the most widely used search engine, we ran an
online e-mail beta test which your email address won ?50,000.00 {Nine 
Hundred

and Fifty Thousand Great British
Pounds Sterling} We wish to formally announce to you that you have
successfully passed the requirements,
statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report
Test conducted for all online winners.
A winning cheque will be issued in your name by Google Promotion Award 
Team,

You have therefore won the
entire sum of ?50,000.00 {Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand Great British
Pounds Sterling} and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent along
side your winning cheque.
Sir Richard Scholes
Foreign Transfer Manager
Google Promotion Award Team
Email: google.in...@live.com
Tel: +44 (0) 7024065650
Fax: +44 (0) 7024065650
You are advised to contact your Foreign Transfer Manager with the 
following

details to avoid unnecessary delay
and complications:
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.
(1) Your contact address.
(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers.
(3) Your Nationality/Country.
(4) Your Full Name.
(5) Occupation/Company.
(6) Age/Gender.
(7) Ever won an online lottery?
The Google Promotion Award Team has discovered a huge number of double 
claims

due to winners informing close friends relatives and third parties about
their winning and also sharing their
pin numbers. As a result of this, these friends try to claim the lottery 
on

behalf of the real winners. The Google Promotion Award Team has reached a
decision from headquarters that any
double claim discovered by the Lottery Board will result to the canceling 
of

that particular winning, making a loss for both the double claimer and the
real winner, as it is taken that the real
winner was the informer to the double claimer about the lottery. So you 
are
hereby strongly advised once more to keep your winnings strictly 
confidential

until you claim your prize.
Congratulations from the Staffs & Members of the Google interactive 
Lotteries

Board Commission.
Sincerely,
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Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone

[Onj]

Greetings RBD.

From: John Clower 
on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 5:11 AM



There isn’t really a cease and desist order, by the way.
z


I'm interested to know why there is a random, uncapitalised z hanging around 
at the bottom of this email?  It was the thing that made me chuckle the 
most, probably because it's Tuesday morning, I haven't even gotten out of 
bed yet, and the smallest, most insignificant things make me amused at this 
time.  Any ideas, or was that there to throw off people like me? 




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Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [access] WFA User Protest

[Onj]

ntire accessibility fight), companies like this 
one

and every other one ignore these sorts of petitions because, even if
every
single blind user were to call their bluff, we're not a big enough of
their market to matter as far as sales or whatever. And in the case
of the
FS petition, we can all bitch and whine till we're out of breath, but
the
fact is that 90% of their clientel is government contracts. So they 
can

pretty much do whatever, and the other AT companies will eventually go
along or go out of business, and so there's no real insentive for FS
to do
anything positive. Note: I'm not a huge FS fan. At all. So I hope no


one


takes this as rooting for them.

And wow, DJ Patty, haven't heard from you in *ages. I was wondering


what


had happened to you. Good to see you're still around.

Amanda



-Original Message-
From: mai...@andrelouis.com [mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] On Behalf
Of Dj
Paddy
Sent: Monday, March 01, 2010 17:35
To: talk2
Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Fw: [access] WFA User Protest

Guys just displaying understandable anger over loss of access.

Barry

-Original Message-
From: mai...@andrelouis.com [mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] On Behalf 
Of

Brandon Hicks
Sent: Monday, March 01, 2010 8:45 PM
To: talk2
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [access] WFA User Protest

Agreed. This message speaks of childish tantrums. Even the Freedom
Scientific petition didn't get much over a thousand signatures, if 
even
that. This one's not going to get much more. I thought about it until 
I

got to about the third line of the message.

Brandon

Stephen Clower wrote:


So... he wants more signatures, but the only way he feels he can get
them is to insult everybody? I won't sign now simply because of the
author's attitude, despite his good intentions.

Steve

On 3/1/2010 2:12 PM, Onj wrote:


I haven't seen a message on this list for months.  Why not let the
content of this message speak for itself?

From: Neil Barnfather - TalkNav
on Monday, March 01, 2010 6:02 PM



A quick note to all of you who have, and those who as of yet have
not signed
the WFA user protest site.

Before I start my message the link right here and now is
www.talknav.com/protest

Firstly, a note to all of you who have signed, thank you, but I 
have

to at
this stage say that it is way too few who have made this effort. We


are


nearing 700, yet for Vodafone to take this seriously we need


thousands.


To date we've not even got close to even the number of users of the
application signing, let alone additional support.

Can I especially ask those of you who either work with or for the
organizations that supposedly represent us as blind folk, yes you
lot, those
of you at the RNIB, CNIB, AFB, NFB, etc, etc, you lot really have
made me
rather upset and irritated.

To date I've posted two messages via each of your web-sites
informing you
all of our protest, has any one of you got back to me to ask for


more


detail, have you mass mailed your members, have you lobbied in our
favour,
have you, no sir. Is this an outrage, is this a complete lack of
competence
when it comes to supporting those who you claim to represent? This
individual thinks so. So if you represent, or have a contact at 
your

local
blind organization please forward this message, we, or certainly I,
am very,
very disappointed in you all.

As for those private individuals who have not yet signed, even if
you do not
own Access or a Symbian phone, your name should be on this list, 
the

list
says something about who we are and what we stand for as blind
folks, it
says that we will not lay down and be ignored whilst our tools to
freedom
and mobility are stolen from us. It says we have a voice and we are
prepared
to use it when necessary.

This protest is about more than just Wayfinder Access, it is a
symbol, now
please, I urge you all, we need this link spreading, we need it
sharing,
Face Book pages, Twitter, those of you who produce pod casts,
mailing lists
etc, etc, if you believe in your freedom to mobility and your 
rights



to


accessible products then make your mark.

More than this, those you know need to say that they too are in
support of
our cause, so get your address book and forward this link,
personalize it
with a few lines of message, get the word out there.

The protest site has a league table on it at the bottom of the


public


signatures page, it's dynamic and countries move about on the list.
To date
we've only had a tiny portion of blind people around the world sign


up.


Spread the word folks.

www.talknav.com/protest

This issue rests squarely in your hands, make a difference today...

Regards.

Neil Barnfather.

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Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [access] WFA User Protest

[Onj]

you're not head of a large blindy organisation, though.  And though I agree 
with your standpoint, to a point, if I ask you, will you sign instead?  I'm 
asking as someone who, unless Loadstone really decides to do something 
useful, will have no GPS undder his platform.  You have Mobile Geo and you 
are lucky for that, however it shall be a cold day in hell I switch to 
Windows smart.  Especially with all the incredibly um, interesting? changes 
they are trying to implement at this time.
So, ignoring that message, which to be fair the guy did have a point, he 
wasn't saying it to individuals but to large organisations, please sign it. 
I can't ask more than that really.


From: Stephen Clower 
on Monday, March 01, 2010 7:20 PM


So... he wants more signatures, but the only way he feels he can get
them is to insult everybody? I won't sign now simply because of the
author's attitude, despite his good intentions.

Steve

On 3/1/2010 2:12 PM, Onj wrote:

I haven't seen a message on this list for months.  Why not let the
content of this message speak for itself?

From: Neil Barnfather - TalkNav 
on Monday, March 01, 2010 6:02 PM


A quick note to all of you who have, and those who as of yet have not
signed
the WFA user protest site.

Before I start my message the link right here and now is
www.talknav.com/protest

Firstly, a note to all of you who have signed, thank you, but I have
to at
this stage say that it is way too few who have made this effort. We are
nearing 700, yet for Vodafone to take this seriously we need thousands.

To date we've not even got close to even the number of users of the
application signing, let alone additional support.

Can I especially ask those of you who either work with or for the
organizations that supposedly represent us as blind folk, yes you
lot, those
of you at the RNIB, CNIB, AFB, NFB, etc, etc, you lot really have
made me
rather upset and irritated.

To date I've posted two messages via each of your web-sites informing
you
all of our protest, has any one of you got back to me to ask for more
detail, have you mass mailed your members, have you lobbied in our
favour,
have you, no sir. Is this an outrage, is this a complete lack of
competence
when it comes to supporting those who you claim to represent? This
individual thinks so. So if you represent, or have a contact at your
local
blind organization please forward this message, we, or certainly I,
am very,
very disappointed in you all.

As for those private individuals who have not yet signed, even if you
do not
own Access or a Symbian phone, your name should be on this list, the
list
says something about who we are and what we stand for as blind folks, 
it

says that we will not lay down and be ignored whilst our tools to
freedom
and mobility are stolen from us. It says we have a voice and we are
prepared
to use it when necessary.

This protest is about more than just Wayfinder Access, it is a
symbol, now
please, I urge you all, we need this link spreading, we need it 
sharing,

Face Book pages, Twitter, those of you who produce pod casts, mailing
lists
etc, etc, if you believe in your freedom to mobility and your rights to
accessible products then make your mark.

More than this, those you know need to say that they too are in
support of
our cause, so get your address book and forward this link,
personalize it
with a few lines of message, get the word out there.

The protest site has a league table on it at the bottom of the public
signatures page, it's dynamic and countries move about on the list.
To date
we've only had a tiny portion of blind people around the world sign up.
Spread the word folks.

www.talknav.com/protest

This issue rests squarely in your hands, make a difference today...

Regards.

Neil Barnfather.

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The Talk2 List Fw: [access] WFA User Protest

[Onj]

I haven't seen a message on this list for months.  Why not let the content 
of this message speak for itself?


From: Neil Barnfather - TalkNav 
on Monday, March 01, 2010 6:02 PM

A quick note to all of you who have, and those who as of yet have not 
signed

the WFA user protest site.

Before I start my message the link right here and now is
www.talknav.com/protest

Firstly, a note to all of you who have signed, thank you, but I have to 
at

this stage say that it is way too few who have made this effort. We are
nearing 700, yet for Vodafone to take this seriously we need thousands.

To date we've not even got close to even the number of users of the
application signing, let alone additional support.

Can I especially ask those of you who either work with or for the
organizations that supposedly represent us as blind folk, yes you lot, 
those

of you at the RNIB, CNIB, AFB, NFB, etc, etc, you lot really have made me
rather upset and irritated.

To date I've posted two messages via each of your web-sites informing you
all of our protest, has any one of you got back to me to ask for more
detail, have you mass mailed your members, have you lobbied in our 
favour,
have you, no sir. Is this an outrage, is this a complete lack of 
competence

when it comes to supporting those who you claim to represent? This
individual thinks so. So if you represent, or have a contact at your 
local
blind organization please forward this message, we, or certainly I, am 
very,

very disappointed in you all.

As for those private individuals who have not yet signed, even if you do 
not

own Access or a Symbian phone, your name should be on this list, the list
says something about who we are and what we stand for as blind folks, it
says that we will not lay down and be ignored whilst our tools to freedom
and mobility are stolen from us. It says we have a voice and we are 
prepared

to use it when necessary.

This protest is about more than just Wayfinder Access, it is a symbol, 
now

please, I urge you all, we need this link spreading, we need it sharing,
Face Book pages, Twitter, those of you who produce pod casts, mailing 
lists

etc, etc, if you believe in your freedom to mobility and your rights to
accessible products then make your mark.

More than this, those you know need to say that they too are in support 
of

our cause, so get your address book and forward this link, personalize it
with a few lines of message, get the word out there.

The protest site has a league table on it at the bottom of the public
signatures page, it's dynamic and countries move about on the list. To 
date

we've only had a tiny portion of blind people around the world sign up.
Spread the word folks.

www.talknav.com/protest

This issue rests squarely in your hands, make a difference today...

Regards.

Neil Barnfather.

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The Talk2 List Common sense: dead!

[Onj]

An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly rather 
true.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since 
his

birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a class mate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly 
children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent
to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a
beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home
and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded
in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his
daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now,
Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you
still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.










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Re: The Talk2 List viruses again

[Onj]

It's not due to a lack of trying.  they come no matter what I do.  Perhaps 
I will pay someone to program an entirely new approach to spam called 
fly-swatting.  It'll be router-side, and therefore much more interesting. 
Who knows, maybe it will get shit done.


From: Patrick Perdue 
on Saturday, October 17, 2009 11:04 AM


Just because it's coming from the outside isn't a good excuse not to do
something about it, like not allowing messages with html/attachments to
make it to the list, as there is really no need for either on this
particular forum. I thought that used to be the case?
Also, each of these messages is 42KB, and sending that out to a bunch of
users every time one of these comes in... yeah.

I get enough of these fake spammy/virus things as it is with my broken
Spam Assassin, which is thwarting my efforts at every turn, because I'm
obviously an idiot, and don't know what I'm doing.

Maybe I will build an isolated virtual machine just fur running viruses
to see what they do. No, actually, I'm not that bored.

Onj wrote:

Read your headers.  These are coming from the outside, in.  That server
never runs anything, so it's unlikely to be effected, but it's easy
enough to spoof email even if you're not trying.  Apparently some people
are just bored enough to do so, and make it look like it's from me.
It's all about spf and other crap.

From: shaun everiss 
on Friday, October 16, 2009 11:02 PM


Hi.
now it appears I get a virus with the name install.zip.
this is not once a day, I suspect the server is infected or something.
it all comes from poor onj.



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Re: The Talk2 List viruses again

[Onj]

Read your headers.  These are coming from the outside, in.  That server 
never runs anything, so it's unlikely to be effected, but it's easy enough 
to spoof email even if you're not trying.  Apparently some people are just 
bored enough to do so, and make it look like it's from me.  It's all about 
spf and other crap.


From: shaun everiss 
on Friday, October 16, 2009 11:02 PM


Hi.
now it appears I get a virus with the name install.zip.
this is not once a day, I suspect the server is infected or something.
it all comes from poor onj.



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The Talk2 List we think, isn't dead!

[Onj]

Despite what you might think, we're not dead, DAve.  Far from it in fact,
Dave.  Actually, where is Dave anyway?  Isn't he hanging out on Freeview,
Sky and Virgin cable these days?  Man, what a most definitely boring
passtime or something.
Anyway I came to say thanks to a few people, namely Kevin Reeves, Patrick
Perdue, John Clower, and some other people that nobody here knows.  Why?
Simply due to the fact that they have helped me most recently.

We have a problem, and I think the only way to solve it is by asking for
your support.  Since a fairly large contingent of people listen to that
thing called The Beyond Radio Network, it is my duty to inform you that as
of this writing, the servers that host it are now 152% overquota on
bandwidth usage.  At $0.10 per GB, this is quickly going to mount up.  So
unless we simply put the boxes offline until end of month which by the 
way,

simply cannot happen at all because I have paying clients and they would
hate me for it, my only other recourse is to ask for your help, but not in 
a

conventional way either.
I have resisted shamelessly plugging on this list because quite frankly 
it's
pretty gay if you ask me, owner of a list plugging his so-calld 
achievements

but in this case I'm doing it to raise money for the continued use of the
servers, so I don't end up $50 or more out of pocket on the first of
September.
Not only do I have my wife's birthday coming up, but in under four weeks, 
a
new baby, and both those persons require feeding, clothing, money and 
other
items to stay alive.  Now I could simply ditch servers in light of all 
that

but I flatly refuse to do so.  I am not one to start a project like this,
maintain it for four years and then bye bye it at the first sign of 
trouble.

We've survived crashes and other rubbish so this is no different, just a
small glitch in our day-to-day runnings that can be solved.
For one thing, if I put mister and misses server offline, then the event 
at

the end of this month could not come to your sound systems with it's
glorious bass and blow out your walls!  To what am I referring?  Why, the
Nottinghill Carnival of course!  Yes, very soon it is the anual Carnival
stream, and obviously this requires bandwidth.  It is traditional for me 
to

stream it for as close on two days solid as I can physically manage, and
this year is no exception.  Why fuss and fight in a croud if you don't 
have
too?  Stay home and hear a small piece of it, and it's quite the good 
piece

anyway.  I fully intend to bring this to you, even if I have to borrow
another person's server to do it, but for tradition sake, I'd like to keep
it in-house.  This, naturally, will put out more bandwidth than usual, so 
I

am proposing the following:
Those with CdBaby connections, if you can buy a copy of my first ever
released album, either in digital or physical form, you choose, that money
will go towards wife, baby, and server upkeep.  It depends how much I 
make,

and that's all upto, or down to you, the lovely people on this list.
I also didn't advertise this previously, because up until Friday, I had no
previews of the tracks.  Thanks to CdBaby, there are now 30-second 
previews

of all 19 tracks on the album, so that is helpful.

If you do feel so inclined and think you can spair a few American Dollars,
then please visit:
http://cdbaby.com/cd/andrelouis
and purchice your own copy today, either on CD, or by digital download.
Buying two or more entitles you to a 10 percent discount.

I will thank you in advance for buying because it means a lot to me if you
do.
If you think I'm a shameless whore with no life, and that this is a cheap
get-ritch quick scheme on my part, you'd be pretty wrong.  OK I admit, the
no life part, but the get-ritch quick scheme? Fail.  This kind of endevor
makes hardly any money, and by the time it does, you'd better be selling 
by

the hundreds, not just 5 or so.  So no, definitely not a quickly get ritch
scheme, but a money-making scheme.  Even if it's $9.95, that's a small
amount I can throw in the virtual pocket.
Welcome to Monday and all the not joy that it brings.





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Re: The Talk2 List hi

[Onj]

Absolutely.  Mine is called Liam if I remember correctly, and is on a 
bookshelf in the corner of my living room at this time.  Patrick's mother 
makes them all unique, and mine is no exception.  It's medium in the grand 
scheme of things now, but when it was born, it was the largest hem, doob in 
existance.  It has since been superceeded of course, by what'shisface, but 
that is ok.


From: Daniel R 
on Sunday, June 14, 2009 3:33 AM


No, i was just reguarding the persen who sent out this e-mail. Well
one of the last responses he sent. I wasn't talking about the subject
matter. lol

I do agree Alex, one of those would be cool to have.
Andre, do you still have yours? The one that Patrick gave you in 2004?

On 6/13/09, alexander  wrote:
I think a physical doob would be cool to have.  Either a small one, or a 
big

one liek pin head.


- Original Message -
From: "Patrick Perdue" 
To: "talk2" 
Sent: Saturday, June 13, 2009 1:09 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi


The thing about doobs, however, is that there are physical 
manifestations
of them, in multiple forms, actually. Therefore, they'll never quite 
die.

Even Blart has a place in proper society now, thanks to a recent movie
release, and a boy who saved the world. That's my defense on that.
Jerks are quite generic, and they're everywhere.
There are at least 24 of them, anyway.

Derek Lane wrote:
not really.  Blart and doob perhaps, but the rest haven't held up so 
well


and for possibly many good reasons.
- Original Message - From: "Jonathan Sewell"

To: "talk2" 
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 10:02 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi



yeah but fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc is cool!.
- Original Message - From: "alexander" 
To: "talk2" 
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 16:37
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi



there are a few of thees expressions that will never die.  but stuff
like fwoof, boof, doob, blart, shmeeperdooper, ert, etc?  make, them,
die! some work well as adjectives, but others make no sense what so
ever.  Oh and must I forget lose?  oh yeah, those were the, uh, days?
no I don't think so
- Original Message - From: "Patrick Perdue"

To: "talk2" 
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 5:10 PM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi



Derek Roberts wrote:


Mmm, we have another bad booff'ff'ff'ff'ff'ff from , uh , somewhere
.


Yes, one that uses old defunct TBRN expressions that said network
regrets and apologizes for, makes use of excessive blindy synth
expressions on a public forum in a non-interesting fashion, and 
writes


one-line messages. Yeah, I think you're correct on that. You've
definitely found those particular issues, and for that, I heavily
congratulate you with a can of mace. After all, what better way is
there?

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Re: The Talk2 List hi

[Onj]

From: Daniel R 
on Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:38 AM


my God, this has to be the most blind sounding e-mail I've ever read.


The email following yours?  The entire thread?  A small portion of something 
that nobody else quite yet understands?  I will state for the record I am 
confused.  Why saying that it's the weekend and to relax makes you think of 
being blind I'm not quite sure.



I'm glad that time when such things were around was a quick faze, and
I got over it very fast.


Once again I profess to being quite confused and queerying the state of the 
owner of this email for clarification at this time.



On 6/12/09, Onj  wrote:

jobs are fun if you have them.  Or have one.  I'm in the process of
investigating several avenues for job-related things, and one of them
involves being self-employed so it will be interesting to see what pans
out.
In any case, it's Friday, jobs go on the back burner at this time, and 
the

weekend instead kicks in.  Much more entertaining for most people.

From: Jonathan Sewell 
 on Friday, June 12, 2009 8:49 PM

Yeah i can say from personal experience that having a job is good for 
the

money. but the getting up everymorning at 6:30 really really sucks.  so
maybe not having a job is good!. who knows.

- Original Message -
From: "S. Nicole Campbell" 
To: "talk2" 
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 13:41
Subject: RE: The Talk2 List hi



Yes.
Having a job is most definitely ungood... But I did ask what was good..
But
that didn't stop anyone from talking about bad things... Being hungry 
is

also bad.
Someone cook for me!


-Original Message-
From: mai...@andrelouis.com [mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] On Behalf Of
Patrick Perdue
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 3:10 PM
To: talk2
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

Ask a bad person what is good, and you shall know what is bad. Me, for
example. I can tell you that not having a job is good, but since I'm
bad,
it's not. The list goes on, however, I don't. It would be pointless,
stupid
and generally irrelevant to continue this tangent, which hasn't stopped
any
of us from doing so in the past, and probably won't in future, either.


matthew cooper wrote:


Lots of things are good over here too, like the absence of school,
summer as you said, up comming fixtures in the sports callinder and
other things of that nature. I could tell you what's bad, but seeing
as you asked the general populous of the list what's good, i shall not
do such a thing. INstaid, i will simply press the ault key and the S
key at the same time, and, beleave it or not, it'll send the message.
What do ya know.

 - Original Message -
*From:* Derek Roberts <mailto:bigd.vi@gmail.com>
*To:* talk2 <mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM>
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 7:53 PM
*Subject:* Re: The Talk2 List hi

Lots of things are good, like TBRN, the weekend (which starts
today,
yay!) summer, and, ur . well lots of things. lol

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first 
place.

Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian W. Kernighan

- Original Message -
*From:* S. Nicole Campbell <mailto:nicolesep...@gmail.com>
*To:* talk2 <mailto:talk2@AndreLouis.COM>
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:52 PM
*Subject:* RE: The Talk2 List hi

Hilo new subscriber thing.
what's good?


*From:* mai...@andrelouis.com <mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com>
[mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] *On Behalf Of *Derek Roberts
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:51 PM
*To:* talk2
*Subject:* The Talk2 List hi

Hi all. I'm some new subscriber person. 'sup? lol.


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Re: The Talk2 List hi

[Onj]

jobs are fun if you have them.  Or have one.  I'm in the process of 
investigating several avenues for job-related things, and one of them 
involves being self-employed so it will be interesting to see what pans 
out.
In any case, it's Friday, jobs go on the back burner at this time, and the 
weekend instead kicks in.  Much more entertaining for most people.


From: Jonathan Sewell 
on Friday, June 12, 2009 8:49 PM


Yeah i can say from personal experience that having a job is good for the
money. but the getting up everymorning at 6:30 really really sucks.  so
maybe not having a job is good!. who knows.

- Original Message -
From: "S. Nicole Campbell" 
To: "talk2" 
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 13:41
Subject: RE: The Talk2 List hi



Yes.
Having a job is most definitely ungood... But I did ask what was good..
But
that didn't stop anyone from talking about bad things... Being hungry is
also bad.
Someone cook for me!


-Original Message-
From: mai...@andrelouis.com [mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] On Behalf Of
Patrick Perdue
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 3:10 PM
To: talk2
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List hi

Ask a bad person what is good, and you shall know what is bad. Me, for
example. I can tell you that not having a job is good, but since I'm 
bad,

it's not. The list goes on, however, I don't. It would be pointless,
stupid
and generally irrelevant to continue this tangent, which hasn't stopped
any
of us from doing so in the past, and probably won't in future, either.


matthew cooper wrote:


Lots of things are good over here too, like the absence of school,
summer as you said, up comming fixtures in the sports callinder and
other things of that nature. I could tell you what's bad, but seeing
as you asked the general populous of the list what's good, i shall not
do such a thing. INstaid, i will simply press the ault key and the S
key at the same time, and, beleave it or not, it'll send the message.
What do ya know.

 - Original Message -
*From:* Derek Roberts 
*To:* talk2 
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 7:53 PM
*Subject:* Re: The Talk2 List hi

Lots of things are good, like TBRN, the weekend (which starts 
today,

yay!) summer, and, ur . well lots of things. lol

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian W. Kernighan

- Original Message -
*From:* S. Nicole Campbell 
*To:* talk2 
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:52 PM
*Subject:* RE: The Talk2 List hi

Hilo new subscriber thing.
what's good?


*From:* mai...@andrelouis.com 
[mailto:mai...@andrelouis.com] *On Behalf Of *Derek Roberts
*Sent:* Friday, June 12, 2009 2:51 PM
*To:* talk2
*Subject:* The Talk2 List hi

Hi all. I'm some new subscriber person. 'sup? lol.


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Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you
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The Talk2 List My complaint about Lord Useless Titty-Face III

[Onj]

I am writing this letter in simple English in order that everyone can read 
and understand my words. Let us note first of all that we must remove our 
chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't
understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Lord Useless Titty-Face III's 
self-centered roorbacks and the light represents the goal of getting all of 
us to lend a helping hand.) I wish the most lewd cozeners
I've ever seen had the gumption not to gum up what were once great ideas. 
For proof of this fact I must point out that I'm at loggerheads with Lord 
Titty-Face on at least one important issue. Namely, he
argues that divine ichor flows through his veins. I take the opposite 
position, that Lord Titty-Face has compiled an impressive list of 
grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely
fictitious, but Lord Titty-Face will probably never understand why he 
scares me so much. And he doubtlessly does scare me: His wheelings and 
dealings are scary, his harangues are scary, and most of all, he
wants us to believe that society is screaming for his squibs. How stupid 
does he think we are? I hardly know. But I will stake the immortality of my 
soul that Lord Titty-Face insists that obscurity, evasiveness,
incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and 
brilliance. How can he be so blind? Very easily. Basically, I cannot 
promise not to be angry at Lord Titty-Face. I do promise,
however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading 
me-as it leads Lord Titty-Face-to use terms of opprobrium such as "grotty 
social outcasts" and "nugatory racketeers" to castigate

whomever he opposes.
Lord Titty-Face's accomplices want to quote me out of context for one 
purpose and one purpose only: to have more impact on Earth's biological, 
geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our
children's than all preceding human generations had together. If Lord 
Titty-Face ever claims that embracing a system of antinomianism will make 
everything right with the world, we must answer only one
thing: "No, the reverse is true." I have a New Year's resolution for him: 
He should pick up a book before he jumps to the rash conclusion that his 
opinions represent the opinions of the majority-or even a
plurality. I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, 
the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly 
defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that he so
desperately wants to abolish. Nevertheless, I do have the will to 
demonstrate conclusively that I find Lord Titty-Face's allegations not only 
insalubrious but also possession-obsessed. That's why I
unmistakably suspect that he knows how to lie. It's too bad he doesn't yet 
understand the ramifications of lying.
I have begged Lord Titty-Face's devotees to step forth and fight for our 
freedom of speech. To date, not a single soul has agreed to help in this 
fashion. Are they worried about how Lord Titty-Face might
retaliate? Apparently, even know-it-all Lord Titty-Face doesn't know the 
answer to that one. It wouldn't even matter if he did, given that he makes 
a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be
scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job 
applicant's mother. Consider, for example, Lord Titty-Face's claim that he 
does the things he does "for the children". The fact of the matter is
that that fact is simply inescapable to any thinking man or woman. 
"Thinking" is the key word in the previous sentence.
And, more important, I can't make heads or tails of Lord Titty-Face's 
words. I mean, does he want to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly 
dissolute ways to keep a close eye on those who look like
they might think an unapproved thought or doesn't he? It's irrelevant that 
my allegations are 100% true. Lord Titty-Face distrusts my information and 
arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.
To tell you the truth, if you looked up "lethargic" in the dictionary, 
you'd probably see his picture. As will become apparent sooner or later, 
Lord Titty-Face uses the word "epididymodeferentectomy" without
ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are 
too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. The 
only thing bigger than the chip on his shoulder is the
grossness of his remonstrations. I don't think anyone questions that. But 
did you know that he never misses an opportunity to take advantage of a 
crisis, whether contrived or spontaneous?
Lord Titty-Face's personal interest in seeing his convictions shoved down 
people's throats is superstitious but that's to be expected of him. Lord 
Titty-Face's taradiddles are not witty satire, as he would have
you believe. They're simply the uncompanionable ramblings of someone who 
has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking. Since Lord Titty-Face 
claims to know more than the rest of 

The Talk2 List Wedding video on Youtube

[Onj]

Greetings peoples.
For the sighted among us, I thought I'd share the efforts of my brother 
Dwayne, two people called Patrick, and some elbow grece.
Some of you have already heard the audio so it probably won't interest you 
at all, but for those who wanted a video of what we were all wearing, and 
how beautiful the bride looked on the day, please click

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48zf26M79Rw
and enjoy.

12 hours of editing culminated in a meer 9 minutes of video, so there it 
is.

Enjoy.



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The Talk2 List A song finding challenge

[Onj]

Ladies, gentlemen and alternatives.  This list has served almost everybody 
on it very well over the years, and now I have accumulated over 100 things 
I wish to find, I ask your help.
I am going to attach a very small text file to this message, and if you 
know where or how I can obtain one or many of the items in said file, I 
will be thankful.
Please note:  There is no prize to be gained here, just the satisfaction of 
a job well done, and the knowledge that you are helping a man in need.
With over 60 people on this list, I'm sure at least one of you has 
something to offer, so I will say thanks in advance, and take my leave, 
thusly.




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Andre Delano - Sista Caliente - My So Fine
Beatifik - Barracuda
Becker - 6 aus 49 - more pLUSH
Bet.e & Stef - Eu vim da bahia - Day by Day
Bet.e & Stef - Wish you well
Between 9 & 7 - The Even/The Revival - The Waiting
Billy Paul Williams - Summertime (Pleno Veraoi) - The Gershwin Project
Black Gold Massive - Let It Flow - Stories
Brent Gunter - The Storm Is Near - Andalucia
Briza - Reflections - Ambient Cafe
Chico Mario - Flying Through The Rainbow - Isle Of My Dreams
Clarisse Albrecht - Nao Posso Parar (Soulavenue Mix) - Cool Off Chillout
Craig T. Cooper - The Whole Nine
Dave Sereny - Give It To Me Baby - Take This Ride
Dave Warrin f. Carol C. - Shine On
Dancing Fantasy - California Girls - California Grooves
Dancing Fantasy - Twilight Journey - Moonlight Reflections
Dave Samuels - The Pilgrim
DEPHAZZ - Hell Alright - Days Of Twang
Dj Mibor Presents: Chocolat Soul - A Pretty Love Story - The Soundtrack of My 
Life
Domenico Carluccio - Ruido de Rosas - Sitnlisten 
Dubsuite - Eigenleben Das Kraftfuttermischwerk Autoexistenz Mix

Dwayne Kerr - Chameleon - Higher Calling
Earl Klugh - Ocean Blue - The Spice of Life
Electrapilot - Route du Soliel - Gate 36
Emotional - Daylight - Emotional
Firefly Soul - You Give Me More - On The Edge And Beyond
Freddie Cruger - Running From Love - Bedroom Communities 02. Relounge
Funk 'n Gandhi - India
Fonkmasters - Baby Sweet Star - Funky Urban Nights
Phutureprimitive - Elysium
George Tanev - Late Night Cruise - Late Night Cruise
Gerald Albright - Walkin' Down Beale Street - Sax For Stax
Gregg Karukas - Lost in Negril - Looking Up
Groovematist - Endless - Grooveology
Hil St. Soul - Hanging On - Black Rose
Imtech - Blue Heart Painted On My Counterpane
Incognito - Freedom to Love (Simon Grey) - More Tales remixed
Irene & Her Latin Jazz Band - Bim Bom - A Song Of You
Jazztronik Remix - Swoundosophy - re:jazz (re:mix)
Jeff Hendrick - Celebrate
Joe Sherbanee - Big City - Road Ahead
Joe Johnson - U Know What's Up - Life Of The Party
Juewett Bostick - Precious Love (f. Denise Stewart) - It's Not So Easy
Julie Dexter and Khari Simmons - Wave f. Alex Lattimore - Moon Bossa
Ken Navarro - You Are Everything - Love Coloured Soul
Kim Waters - Let's Get On It - I Want You (Love In The Spirit Of Marvin)
Kush - The Beauty of Machines at Work (Machine Mix)
Kush - The Beauty Of Machines At Work - Temptation Sessions
Kyle Eastwood - Now - Now
Lamb & Meyer - Birdland - Don't Get No Better
Lawson Rollins - Infinita - Infinita
Lori Jenaire - California Dreamin' - Fruition
LustigeMutanten Spiel Ums Leben
Lyn Leon - Veins - Private Pop
Man In The Moon - Another Way f.  Debora Vilchez - Cosmic Chill Lounge Vol. 2
Marc Antoine - Funky Picante - Mediterraneo
Marc Antoine - Modern Times
Marcela Mangabeira - Goodbye to Love - Bossa Now! Vol.5 - The Carpenters en 
Bossa
Melvin Miller - To The East - Here's To Life
Michael Lington - Still Thinking Of You - Everything Must Change
Mocean Worker - I Got You
Mocean Worker - Right Now - Enter The Mowo!
Mundo Novo - Fauna and Flora - Mundo Novo
Mundo Novo - Love Birds' Love Beads - Mundo Novo
Nardis - Emule - Casasonica
Nils - Jazz Cruise - Up Close & Personal
Norman Connors - Rock with You (f. Ray Parker Jr. & Kirk Wilson) - Star Power
Omega 3 - Food f. guitarigi - Single
Optical Substance - Dr. Tabla and His Monster
Ott - Scilly Automatic
Ott - Smoked Glass and Chrome the world.
Philippe Saisse Trio - Lovely Day - The Body and Soul SessionsStation - Live 
from the Monterey Bay)
Praful - Acredite - Pyramid In Your Backyard
Praful - April Seven -

Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone

[Onj]

for some reason we have a different day in the UK for the celebration of 
mother's day, but that's alright.

I hope all you US mothers had a good time.

From: John Clower 
on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:54 AM


  Whether you are a mother, have a mother, have ever or will ever be a
mother, or if you're just a bad motha motha, then tonight's show is
dedicated exclusively to you.  Mother's Day was ceremoniously celebrated 
or

not celebrated around the world, and it makes a stop by The John Zone
beginning this afternoon at 4PM ET.  Paul Simon, Ivan Hrvatska, Tim 
Wilson,

Larry The Cable Guy, Wesley Willis, Jason Matthews, Space Ghost, Steven
Lynch, Tom Lehrer, Brak, my Uncle Mike, and many others will be stopping 
by
throughout the show.  In addition, a few dedications will be dedicated in 
a

dedicatorial manner to Roxana Saberi, the recently freed American
journalist, and Burt Bacharach, who turns eighty-one today.  As per 
usual,
more strangeness occurred during this past Sunday's services.  So clips 
from

that, as well as your requests and comments of a random nature will round
out another extended edition of The John Zone.
http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg.m3u is the link to click from 4 to 
10PM

EDT for another six hours of randomness.  Hope to see you there!





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The Talk2 List Marrage day

[Onj]

Well, today's the day then.  My marrage.  Yep, tied down, but it's a good 
thing.
In any case, with luck if all goes to plan and things don't break, you fine 
people will be able to tune into the wedding as it happens live from the 
comfort of your own homes by pointing your winamp to

http://listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg.m3u
at 11 AM EST, 4 PM UK and the rest you can work out I'm sure.
The stream is most likely going to be spotty in places, using 3G to stream 
will do that, but an uninterupted archive will be made available at a later 
time.
In any case, I suppose I should continue to get ready.  Thank you to all 
those that want to listen and can make it.  Wish me luck.




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Re: The Talk2 List Hey, guys!

[Onj]

Dono, remove it, kill it, eat it for breakfast.  It doesn't really matter 
particularly.

Just make sure it isn't running when you set the other one up.

From: rainee 
on Thursday, April 16, 2009 10:20 PM


So what do I do with the version already downloaded?

On 4/16/2009 5:09 PM, Onj wrote:

Hi.
http://onj1.andrelouis.com/programs
look there, for MirandaPreconfigured.exe.
being portable, the exe is not an installer, but a self-extracting
archive so you simply extract it, run it from wherever you wish, and
set up the options.
Upon first run, you will have to skip the import/export wizard by
simply hitting escape, then entering the options with control shift o.
This can of course be changed at a later date.
Also, you wil, just once, have to click use classic mode with the Jaws
cursor, because otherwise the new option layout is not accessible to 
you.

Differences from the version found on the site are, from the top of my
head:


*created sounds for the most popular events, such as online, offline,
incoming file transfer, file failed, weather alert

*added message logging to files on a per contact basis, (see
miranda\MsgExport for details)

*allows auto-accept of files from your contacts, using a per contact
directory scheme, such as miranda\received files\an...@andrelouis.com,
assuming you were to receive a file from me for example

*added weather plugin to give weather for your city and others you may
choose

*added the ability to announce online/offline contacts using SAPI
through the speak.dll, must be configured by the user

*added voice-chat capability to Miranda through the use of MirandaCOM,
which allows other users with Miranda and said plugin to communicate,
this being equivalent to Microsoft's voice-chat in Windos Live!

That's all I can think of, probably others but that's a start.
Download is just about 4 megabites.

Any problems, contact me offlist for further help, though I am
getting married this Saturday so will be extremely busy this weekend.
In any case, I will do my best to respond to your queeries (if any) in
a timely manner.

From: rainee 
on Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:29 PM


Patrick, all I can say is I'm still a technological doob. Andre, I
didn't even know you had a preconfigured Miranda. I probably could have
saved myself a lot of annoyance. I'm slowly, extremely slowly, figuring
this thing out, but I'm far from out of the woods.

On 4/16/2009 4:17 PM, Patrick Perdue wrote:

Sounds not saying hello? Hmm. Sounds don't usually talk to you unless
you explicitly tell them to. I have no sounds that "hello" at me,
because I personally find the concept rather offensive.

Dumb question: have you actually assigned any events? There are none
assigned by default, unless you're using a pre-packaged Miranda, like
the one Andre has been passing around for the last couple of years.


rainee wrote:

I finally got Miranda set up on this computer. I figured it'd be less
of a resource hog than Windows Live. Now if I can figure out how to
get the sounds saying hello on it. And yes, my "enable sound events"
is checked. Figured I'd let y'all know, since I was meowing at some
of you about not being able to get my MSN to connect. And of course,
it was something ridiculously simple. I told you I was
technologically dense. *Smile*


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[Onj]

Hi.
http://onj1.andrelouis.com/programs
look there, for MirandaPreconfigured.exe.
being portable, the exe is not an installer, but a self-extracting archive 
so you simply extract it, run it from wherever you wish, and set up the 
options.
Upon first run, you will have to skip the import/export wizard by simply 
hitting escape, then entering the options with control shift o.

This can of course be changed at a later date.
Also, you wil, just once, have to click use classic mode with the Jaws 
cursor, because otherwise the new option layout is not accessible to you.
Differences from the version found on the site are, from the top of my 
head:



*created sounds for the most popular events, such as online, offline, 
incoming file transfer, file failed, weather alert


*added message logging to files on a per contact basis, (see 
miranda\MsgExport for details)


*allows auto-accept of files from your contacts, using a per contact 
directory scheme, such as miranda\received files\an...@andrelouis.com, 
assuming you were to receive a file from me for example


*added weather plugin to give weather for your city and others you may 
choose


*added the ability to announce online/offline contacts using SAPI through 
the speak.dll, must be configured by the user


*added voice-chat capability to Miranda through the use of MirandaCOM, 
which allows other users with Miranda and said plugin to communicate, this 
being equivalent to Microsoft's voice-chat in Windos Live!


That's all I can think of, probably others but that's a start.
Download is just about 4 megabites.

Any problems, contact me offlist for further help, though I am  getting 
married this Saturday so will be extremely busy this weekend.
In any case, I will do my best to respond to your queeries (if any) in a 
timely manner.


From: rainee 
on Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:29 PM


Patrick, all I can say is I'm still a technological doob. Andre, I
didn't even know you had a preconfigured Miranda. I probably could have
saved myself a lot of annoyance. I'm slowly, extremely slowly, figuring
this thing out, but I'm far from out of the woods.

On 4/16/2009 4:17 PM, Patrick Perdue wrote:

Sounds not saying hello? Hmm. Sounds don't usually talk to you unless
you explicitly tell them to. I have no sounds that "hello" at me,
because I personally find the concept rather offensive.

Dumb question: have you actually assigned any events? There are none
assigned by default, unless you're using a pre-packaged Miranda, like
the one Andre has been passing around for the last couple of years.


rainee wrote:

I finally got Miranda set up on this computer. I figured it'd be less
of a resource hog than Windows Live. Now if I can figure out how to
get the sounds saying hello on it. And yes, my "enable sound events"
is checked. Figured I'd let y'all know, since I was meowing at some
of you about not being able to get my MSN to connect. And of course,
it was something ridiculously simple. I told you I was
technologically dense. *Smile*


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The Talk2 List Fw: [dolphinusers] tbrn

[Onj]

Did anybody say we didn't have the space to store archives?  How 
embarrassing!

God, now we all look like low-down losers or something.  Fucktard!


From: shaun everiss 
on Monday, April 13, 2009 7:22 AM


To: all lists/ others.
From: shaun everiss 
Subject: tbrn

Hi.

I am emailing on behalf of a station I listen to called tbrn.net.
They are in the process of moving their stuff.
Issue is they have no place to store their archives of shows.
We are probably talking 500gb 1tb pluss and its going to be ever 
expanding.

This is a free radio station so they don't have the cash  to host stuff.
They can't host stuff on their own connections of the various staff, 
because

of data caps.
They don't have storage for the archives.
To tell you the truth I don't know what the ammount currently is but it
grows every week each file in ogg betwene 80 and 200mb each and longer
depending on things.
Ofcause they can't afford any  space at the ammount they are dealing 
with.

Its got to the point where there are no archives currently up except b7y
direct link which means either I have to get the stuff from journals, etc
which are not always updated or ask. At any rate they would like any
suggestions.
This message will probably be forewarded to several lists but since I 
have

had conversations with you I'd give you a crack at it first.
Ofcause depending on when you get this everyone else will have a copy of
this as I will be doing a message after this to lists.
They can't afford much if anything they are mostly studants all blind I
think some have jobs but not sure.
Any help will be appreciated
shaun





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The Talk2 List Fw: Life of an ordinary loser is not for you

[Onj]

I have never seen quite such a long message, and with quite a lot of 
coherency.  WEll, in part.

Tell me this isn't odd?
And no, I wouldn't usually send this to the list, we get far too much of 
this crap on a daily basis, but this one's the exception.

Thoughts?


From: Derek Beatty 
on Friday, April 03, 2009 10:57 AM

i have never been an animal person. i swore i'd never have a dog. who 
wants

to pick up poop? not me. but somehow in my baby hungry weakness i was
convinced to relent by the other two mccalebs who said they desperately
needed a puppy. fine. whatever, just take care of her and pick up the 
poop.
but the commonality between each experience was- it was out of my hands. 
i
occasionally fell in love with someone who couldn't be had. i 
occasionally

had to run from someone who wouldn't let me go.
i know some people don't love the whole valentine's thing. but it is so 
fun
to me! i don't care if the greeting card company made it up- any day 
where i
get to be pretty, treated with sweetness, have a declicious dinner and 
some

romance is right on in my book.

even more obsessed with flickr than usual of late
(but honestly, i don't snack alot. when you eat so much protein you don't 
get

hungry as often through the day)

did anyone else sustain life with saltines from the ages of 13-17?
i bet that block is not nearly as big as i remember it being, but i 
remember

it being quite a trip.

I'll show you what i've been working on soon- they're presents and i have 
to

give them away first. have a nice monday! vas
grant and i listened and danced to his music on valentine's day.

messes are piling up around me making it hard to relax and get well. i 
can't
cuddle grant or cate- they need to stay well- so they are steering clear 
of

me. i am bored and tired and achy.
cate and i went through some of the free options around the web for
valentine's to download and print.

when cate is too scared to go downstairs, penny will go with her and
everything is all right. she lets cate dress her up for weddings or try 
to
ride her or pull her by the tail almost daily. and even knowing the 
torture
she will soon endure, she gets so excited when cate gets home from 
school.

we lived on a corner in a typical o.c. tract neighborhood.

hey my little family,
i am determined!

cate: did you love disney games on the computer when you were five?
but the main thing i love about this picture is tree cover you can see in 
the
upper right corner. that's how it was all around the block. even on 
really
hot days you could find a great place to play in some serious shade. 
everyone
had a huge tree or trees somewhere on their property, and bushes, and 
ivy,
and a great variety of things. the only reason we had those young trees 
on

the corner was because my mom sold our big palm tree to some palm springs
landscapers, ha!

my problem, dear anne, is that it is 2009. kids don't like to get all 
fussied

up anymore, and i don't think they would go to the trouble of making up
stories about lost broaches to be able to go to a silly church picnic. in 
my
mind the little girls are wearing spring dresses and holding parasols 
with
their gloved hands while the boys are eating biscuits and drinking 
homemade
rootbeer with their hats and suspenders on. but i live in a dreamland 
where i

want everything stylized. i know you understand me, anne.
do you have to be obsessed with yarn and needles and hooks like i am to 
think

that is the most inviting little space you've ever seen?

my room is clean and i'm knitting.
Buoy

it made me happy.
and then i found myself a mother. funny, i thought i'd teach awhile 
longer

and have grant all to myself and save some money.

i spent a few hours organizing my yarn and needles into that armoire.
she is my best babysitter for cate. she takes turns with me putting cate 
to

bed and being her pillow.

i will i will i will. please hold me accountable if you don't see the 
results

posted next week. the inspiration pieces:
grant and i talked last fall about wanting to take control and own a home 
and
make some of our dreams a reality. so we planned to move back to 
california

for some opportunities there.


<>

Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on A Very Special John Zone

[Onj]

John et al:
It is now possible, and this will be the new official link, to use
listen.tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg
for the streaming box, sinse the website is on one machine, the phone 
service on another, and the streams on yet another.
This will be listed on the website, as mine was merely a fallback to the old 
days.

Thanks.

From: John Clower 
on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 5:09 AM

  April 4 will mark my third anniversary on The Beyond Radio Network. 
Since

I will be out of town this weekend and unable to do a show during my usual
slot next week, I've opted to commemorate this special occasion tonight
instead.  This won't be a broadcast designed for the purpose of patting
myself on the back.  Instead it will be a trip down memory lane, complete
with clips from the more notorious shows of the past, an excerpt of the
staff meeting on March 5, 2006, that eventually led to my joining the
network, and a Steve and Karen, who will no doubt be around to help ensure
that the broadcast is as random as possible.  Finally the last hour of the
show will be devoted exclusively to an audio collage, featuring every 
single

stupid intro I have ever used dating back to the Johntage.  This most
certainly will not be a show to miss.  So bring your computer or PDA, a
beverage of your choosing, and tune in tonight at 6PM EDT at
http://tbrn.andrelouis.com:/tbrn.ogg.m3u for four hours full of good
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[Onj]

I don't care if you lot have twitter, I don't.  I want to vent my anger at 
the fact that a drive less than a year old is showing signs of behaving 
like a recalcitrant granny when it could be doing so many better things, 
like serving me my 409 gigs of data.
Windows says, hard disk 4 D has a bad block.  I chkdsk /f the drive and it 
took about 15 and a half minutes and recovers files, and does all that, and 
I'm then notified it has 53 KB of bad sectors.  Now that's less than an 
iriver drive, but see, thing about that, is my Iriver drive has 64 K of bad 
sectors, and is much, much older.  To add to this of course, an Iriver is a 
portable device, and who knows if the owner before me dropped it on it's 
head like a red-headed stepchild he didn't want?  So now I have to replace 
a 1 TB drive.  I am pissed about this.  OK?  Good.




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Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [midi-mag] Attention Jazz Fans

[Onj]

I like that a hell of a lot.  Reminds me of one of those weird online, fill 
it in and get an auto-generated email things, a bit like the complaint 
generater or something.

Much fun.
Someone obviously had a lot of time on their hands and a good sense of 
humor.  Hard to find these days in certain people.


From: Derek Lane 
on Monday, January 19, 2009 6:43 PM


Dear Friends,

My name is !Ndugood. I am a wealthy Nigerian prince who loves the jazz
of music. I am seeking your help to move $200,000,000 from my checking
account here in Nigeria to the United States.
I too love the jazz of music and am planning to flee to America to
open many jazz clubs at which I would like you to perform. You will
receive $42,000 a night, plus a meal. My new "Tribal Village Vanguard"
clubs will be of great success and you will become rich like the rest
of  American jazz musicians. I have already applied for building code
exemptions to allow thatched stages and the spearing of live animals.

But I desperately need your help. My tribe, the Swindlisi, a peaceful
jazz-loving people, has been horribly oppressed by the ruling military
junta, which despises the jazz of music. My father, an exiled king and
booking agent, was recently imprisoned under the Draconian "three gigs
you're out" law. And now I must flee my beloved country with all of my
 improbable wealth. But I need help in moving it. I have so much money
that it will not fit in the allotted two checked bags and one
carry-on. I am therefor want to transfer the money through your ATM
system. (The Nigerian ATM system cannot exchange international
currencies; it only converts "antelope to money").

So please to just provide me with your full name and address, social
security number, bank account and PIN numbers. And you will become
incredibly (literally) rich from playing many jazz gigs. (Note: normal
Nigerian Musician's Union rules apply: three hour performances, two 15
minute breaks allowed, musicians to provide their own mosquito nets,
one open fire per bandstand, one free meal plus anything you kill).

Act now. The first ten musicians to respond will receive a free copy
of the Nigeria's Greatest Jazz Hits CD, by our beloved 'Disoriented'
Gillespie Band, which contains the hits:
 The Night Has A Thousand Flies
 Goodbye Shrunken Head
 Here's That Rainy Season
 Just Tribesmen (Lovers No More)
     Take the 'A' Trail
 When I Fall In Quicksand
 Half-Nelson Mandella
 Blue Monkey
 Leopard Skins and Moonbeams
 Blue Mombossa
 Almost Like Being In Lagos
 Sunny Side of the Goatpath
 I Didn't Know What Century It Was

 Thank you for your many help.

Your inordinately wealthy Nigerian brother,


Prince !Ndugood


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Re: The Talk2 List Who's talking now?

[Onj]

You dare talk here?  You dare show your North Carolynian face all over this 
list?  you make a mess on the carpet, you don't wipe your feat, and you 
leave hairballs on the ceiling.  Though quite how they get there I don't 
know.

Move up, move along!  Nothing to see here!

From: Patrick Perdue 
on Sunday, January 04, 2009 9:52 AM


With the push of stuff like Twitter, Facebook, and that other
winky-blinky thing that rhymes with Tango, this list hasn't had much to
do over the past year.

If traffic on this list doesn't start becoming a lot more interesting,
I'm going to have to take drastic measures.
Yep, that's right, I'm going to have to start forwarding server logs and
caller ID info for each incoming call to this list, and you won't like
it much.
Lots of phone numbers will become viewable by the public.
Your world will flip it's face off in at least four directions.
They'll turn your power off for being a bad person, and cut your phone
line from the street. If you have cable, you won't anymore. If you have
a satellite dish, make a wish before it hits the ground.

In otherwords, talk!

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Re: The Talk2 List [Fwd: [BlindAttic] 500g b externil hard drive to sell or trade]

[Onj]

Hello I hef ein 20 gb brokted laptop drev hr if anyone want it I will maybe 
put on some file that ist full of 0's and then give it to you bicoz it wil 
be fun and you can use it as doorstop if anyone want it get back at me yeh 
coz is takin up valable room on my desk so like whatever or you can use as 
cheese grater and drop it on head of fetted dog


From: Patrick Perdue 
on Sunday, December 14, 2008 6:33 PM


You know you vant it!

 Original Message 
Subject: [BlindAttic] 500g b externil hard drive to sell or trade
Date: Sun, 14 Dec 2008 10:11:43 -0800
From: mohit 
To: 


Hi there,
I have this 500 g b vestin dijitel externil hard drive I have just used
for around 3 munths,
I will load it whit around 500 g b of audio books, dockumuntrys, o t
r's, t v shows, d v s moovies, muzik, and more,
I am asking for 100 $, plus shipping or would like to trade for a wikter
reader streem, i would pay the diffrence,
please get back, by and take care,
mohit.



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The Talk2 List Release of Wayfinder Access 2.5

[Onj]

For those wayfinder access users who may not be aware, the following 
message was taken from the WAyFinder Access users list.


From: Albin Olofsson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
on Monday, October 13, 2008 2:15 PM

Dear all,



Today Wayfinder Access 2.5 is released! Everyone who is a current Access
user can go to access.getwf.com using the web browser in the phone and
download and install new version.



My name is Albin Olofsson and I recently started to work as Product 
Manager

for Wayfinder Access at Wayfinder. I have been following the Talknav forum
for a while and I am very pleased to see the great interest in Wayfinder
Access and all the comments about pros and cons from a user perspective. I
will continue to follow the forum and also be an active participant. Your
input has been very valuable when updating Wayfinder Access. I also would
like to thank Neil who is doing a fantastic job running the Talknav forum,
many thanks Neil!



I really hope that you will like Access 2.5 and that it will contribute to
making your everyday life easier.



Below are the major updates to Wayfinder Access 2.5

* The route update has improved when moving slowly. In Access 2.0 the
guide view do not update correct when the user was moving slow (under 2
miles/hour). This has been changed for version 2.5 making it possible to
approach e.g. a crossroad at a slow speed while the count down of the
distance is correctly updated. Note however, that when moving at very slow
speeds the drift in the GPS position can affect the accuracy of distance 
to

the crossing.
* Added functionality to use a position different from the GPS
position as position when browsing the Nearby Views. Once no GPS is
connected, the menu option "Use as position" for search hits can be used 
in

order to set the position for the Nearby views.
* GPS status will now indicate when a GPS is connected but no
positions received as well as status of GPS signal from 33, 66 to 100 % 
when
positions are available. This view is placed at the top of the Info view 
and

is automatically updated.
* In settings it is made possible to set the update frequency of the
four Nearby views All nearby, Crossroads nearby, Favourites nearby, Places
nearby. It is possible to set manual update or specify the number of 
seconds

between updates. 0 seconds means that manual updates are required. The
Nearby views will only update when the user is moving and when standing
still no automatic update will happen. For automatic update to start again
the user has to move a minimum of 5 meters. Note that inaccuracy in GPS
positions sometimes will lead to updates of the Nearby views even when
standing still. It is of course always possible to push number 9 for 
manual

update.
* TeleAtlas Premium POIs are added drastically increasing the number
of POI's.
* Categories added to category search.
* The map loading functionality on access.mywayfinder.com has been
expanded to cover all regions where Wayfinder has maps. Searching for maps
has also been made easier.
* Default setting for Around you update decreased to 10 seconds and
Locked Nav. rate decreased to 15 seconds.
* Support for S60 Feature Pack 2 (increases phone compatibility)
* General bug fixing

Kind Regards,



Albin





Albin Olofsson
Product Manager

Wayfinder Systems









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Re: The Talk2 List Uh oh!

[Onj]

Make sure to phone the landline as well.
Calling just the ATA wouldn't do quite justice, it's gotta be done at all 
it's gotta be done right.


From: Patrick Perdue <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
on Monday, September 29, 2008 6:29 AM


Oops. It's September 29, 2008, and the P&D Audio Productions Realtime
2008 archive is not yet uploaded.

It is now past the three-month deadline.

Please feel free to use the following information for yelling purposes:
e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
msn: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
aim: audioonly84

Send me a private message, and I will throw a phone number and/or a sip
address at you, if you'd rather complain to Derek by voice.
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Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile

[Onj]

I did the whole feedback thing and I did my, lets bitch in a really polite 
way about it.  Whether they listen to some small-time black Muso from da 
London hood is a different story and well.  It won't happen will it?  I 
should stop pretending.  Lol.


From: Tasha Raella Chemel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
on Thursday, September 25, 2008 4:52 AM


god, i was waiting for someone to ask that question. ive been constantly
googling, expecting an onslaught of messages on blindy listservs 
expressing
that same sentiment, and have come up empty. i hate not being able to 
press h
to jump from news item to news item and to have to wade through all this 
crap
to find anything remotely interesting. glad to hear someone is as pissed 
off

as I am.
  - Original Message -
  From: Derek Lane
  To: talk2
  Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:46 PM
  Subject: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile


  So, I'm going to ask the same question that many have asked around the 
net;

anyone manage to get the old facebook back?
  I've yet too, and I've spent more time on trying to get said version 
back
than editing church things PDAudio stuff, and things I actually get paid 
to

do.
  Oh well.


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The Talk2 List Fw: [Blindphones_Announcements] nuance Talks v3.60.3 for Symbian series60 edition 3 handsets

[Onj]

For those of you who will benefit from a new version of Talks, see below:

From: Blindphones Information List <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
on Monday, September 01, 2008 10:11 PM


Announcing the release of Nuance Talks version 3.60.3 available now for
download from www.talknav.net simply click on Mobile Accessibility 
followed

by download, at the top of the page select to download from TalkNav, and
you'll be redirected to the FTP folder, select 3rd edition handsets, then
download the Talks file. Note this is the English language file only, for
those wishing to have Talks in English either US or UK etc. Note this 
version
is only for Symbian series 60 3rd edition handsets, and should not be used 
on

older edition 1 and 2 phones.
The release notes are also found within the download FTP directory 
labelled

Release Notes for v3.60.3.
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The Talk2 List the problems of being an Egg

[Onj]

Please find below the problems of being an Egg

1- You only get laid once

2- It takes you three minutes to get hard, and when you do someone hits you 
over the head with a cold spoon


3-Only your mother gets to sit on your face

4-When you come, its in a box with Eleven others

5-Your father was a cock

This was hard to write as being an Egg myself i had to face many of the 
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The Talk2 List Fw: AbilityNet Survey - mobile phones, TV & game consoles

[Onj]

Anyone fancy doing this?


On Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:02 PM,
AbilityNet happened to mention in passing:


Hello,

Not so long ago we contacted you asking to complete a questionnaire
about mobile phones, TV, and video games. If you would like to
participate in this survey, please go to the following link:
http://cs.createsurvey.com/emaillist/survey?503-1285-Ph5ae3-212   
You're most welcome to forward the link to your friends too! Your
comments are invaluable, please do share them with us. 
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The Talk2 List IP test

[Onj]

Since this list has been dead for a remarkably long time, this is to see 
whether stuff works again.  It had better do.  Or else.  yes.  That's 
right.




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Re: The Talk2 List Useless info, because I know you all are just dying to know, the history of shit! Literally.

[Onj]

I must admit to not knowing this either.  Where do you find such things 
out?  Thanks for sharing though.
I suppose it's a bit like Thomas Crapper making the WC.  WE have so many 
terms for fecal matter, problems, moments and ideas don't we?


On Monday, June 02, 2008 5:07 PM,
Amy Billman happened to mention in passing:


The History of Manure
 You learn something everyday...here's your lesson:

 Manure:  In the 16th and 17th centuries,  everything had to be
transported by ship and it was also before  commercial fertilizer's
invention, so large
shipments of manure were common.

 It  was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than
when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier,
but the process
of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane  gas. As
the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and
did) happen.

 Methane  began to build up below decks and the first time someone came
below at night with a lantern, BM!

 Several  ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined
just what was happening.   After  that, the bundles of manure were
always stamped
with the term 'Ship High In Transit' on them, which meant for the
sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water
that came into the
hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of
methane.

 Thus  evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Ship High In Transport) which has
come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

 You probably did not know the true history of this  word.

 Neither  did I.

 ,,,I had always thought it was a golf term.

"If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot
other people in the eyes. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your
shirt and make your boobs look bigger."
Amy Billman
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Re: Re[2]: The Talk2 List 13 Year old steals Dad's credit card to buy hooker play xbox

[Onj]

On Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:56 PM,
Thomas (TJ) Olsen happened to mention in passing:


are we going to clarify for Brandon or just continue on in this fassion.


Well you wrote that stupid, pointless, utterly useless one-liner, so in 
your reply, you will clarify.  You've just offered your services.  Well 
done to you.
I mean, you took the time to say what, all of 14 words and in that time, 
you said nothing of SB Live! Value whatsoever.  Good going, man.


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Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone

[Onj]

On Tuesday, May 13, 2008 11:17 AM,
John Clower happened to mention in passing:



  If there is time tonight, I will make up for last week's error and
properly conduct a more concrete taste test to decisively conclude once
and for all which cookies are better, those made by Matt's Cookies or
those made by Cheryl & Co. Gourmet Cookies, Desserts and Gifts.  This
may sound like a lot to cram into a three-hour slot, and it is.  But
tune in tonight to the website mentioned above at the time mentioned
above, and let's see if I can pull it off.


Well, do Cheryl & Co deliver to the UK?  Will I have to give up my quest 
for Matt's Cookies and find out, or can I still count on my friends over 
there yank-side to send some at some point in my life?  I wonder these 
questions and more, often. 




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Re: The Talk2 List A Drunk Zone

[Onj]

On Saturday, May 10, 2008 6:44 PM,
John Clower happened to mention in passing:

This May-mester of mine will end on the 30th, which

will be cause for yet another celebration.


Perfect timing for my birthday then.  I won't be doing a show on the 31st 
because I'm having a house-warming come drink up starting an hour into 
Derek's show, and going on till it doesn't go on any more.
Quarter of a century and all that.  Bloody hell where does time go? 




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Re: The Talk2 List A Drunk Zone

[Onj]

On Saturday, May 10, 2008 6:44 PM,
John Clower happened to mention in passing:

This May-mester of mine will end on the 30th, which

will be cause for yet another celebration.


Perfect timing for my birthday then.  I won't be doing a show on the 31st 
because I'm having a house-warming come drink up starting an hour into 
Derek's show, and going on till it doesn't go on any more.
Quarter of a century and all that.  Bloody hell where does time go? 




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Re: The Talk2 List A Drunk Zone

[Onj]

On Saturday, May 10, 2008 6:44 PM,
John Clower happened to mention in passing:

This May-mester of mine will end on the 30th, which

will be cause for yet another celebration.


Perfect timing for my birthday then.  I won't be doing a show on the 31st 
because I'm having a house-warming come drink up starting an hour into 
Derek's show, and going on till it doesn't go on any more.
Quarter of a century and all that.  Bloody hell where does time go? 




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The Talk2 List Rated: Learn Another Language

[Onj]

Algebra Mid Term Exam - Ebonics Version

Directions:   Make sho yo be putting yo name on the upper
right hand coner.  Don't be axing no dumbass questions an
keep yo shifty mothafuckin eyes on yo own sorryass papers.

Number 1.(25%)
Elon and Tyrell bot want to meet fo lunch.  Elon's home be
5 mile north of Tyrell.  If Elon leave at 10:30 bookin bout
3 mile per hour while Tyrell, who have one coolass bike,
ain't not departin till 1:00 zoomin bout 20 mile per hour,
what time be Elon axing Tyrell for a bite of fried chicken?

Number 2.(25%)
Yolanda, she be 11 year older than her daughter Carinda.
Carinda have a bitch Carmel who haf her age.  In how many
years be Carmel haf as old as that uglyass ho Yolanda?

Number 3.(40%)
If Leroy axes Marvin fo 10 gram of 60% coke an Marvin ain't
not got nothing but 8 gram of 80% and some ol 20% shit, how
much of the cheap stuff be Marvin mixing up so Leroy can go
off the hizzie?

Number 4.(10%)
Lenwood and Keshawn jus lifted one gross of basketballs offa
Kmart.   If studly Lenwood can dunk fo mo balls per minute
than Keshawn, how long be these bros slammin and jammin fo
they be needin suh mo balls to play wif?

Extra Credit:
Which number, A or B, be bigger? Make sho you shows all yo
work.

A.  The total number of hos Wilt Chamberlain and B.B. King
be sleeping wif.

B.  The number of yard OJ done ran fo in his best season
timeses the number a cuts he be putting in that no good
honkey bitch Nicole afta catchin her wif a guy what
ain't got no goddam mothafuckin rights be ridin roun
wif Js car.




Yo mama is so ugly...
That your father takes her to work so he doesn't have to
kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama is so stupid...
She sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid...
She tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so stupid...
That she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so stupid...
It took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama is so fat...
When her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

Yo mama is so fat...
Her nickname is "Damn"

Yo mama is so fat...
She eats Wheat Thicks.




The Ten Commandments, Ebonically Interpreted

 1.  I be God.  Don' be dissing me.
 2.  Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in
 my crib.
 3.  Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play that.
 4.  Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.
 5.  Don' dis ya mama ... an if ya know who ya daddy is,
 don' dis him neither.
 6.  Don' ice ya bros.
 7.  Stick to ya own woman.
 8.  Don' be liftin no goods.
 9.  Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on
 ya homies.
10.  Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nuffin.






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The Talk2 List Fw: Your Internet Radio Station is now live on the Nokia Internet Radio service

[Onj]

A bit of hard work plus human intervention=

On Saturday, May 03, 2008 12:29 PM,
Nokia Internet Radio happened to mention in passing:


Dear Broadcaster,

You recently expressed interest in adding your station to the Nokia
Internet Radio Service. 


We are pleased to inform you that your internet radio station is now
live in the  Nokia Internet Radio service and your station is available
to all Nokia Internet Radio enabled mobile devices.  


To download the Internet Radio application for free to compatible Nokia
devices or to learn more about the service, please visit:
http://www.nokia.com/internetradio  


For more information about the full Nokia Music offering, visit:
http://www.nokia.com/music 


Thank you for being a part of the Nokia Internet Radio family.


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The Talk2 List The Make up Louis Bin

[Onj]

Hello folks.  Hardly anyone will be around to hear it but for the sake of 
automation, I will do a make-up show from 10 till 1 EST today.  If you're 
not sure where to tune in by now, I am surprised, but I think it shall be 
enjoyable anyway, and after all, archives have their place too.

so join me on tbrn.net from 10 AM this morning, if you can.



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The Talk2 List Talks 3.52.6 has been released!

[Onj]

We are going to start this post with a few places ware you can download 
this release of Talks.

the first one is from TalkNav
www.talknav.com/downloads/3rd%20Edition%20Handsets/
Next is from the Blind Sea web site
http://3p.blindsea.com/phone%20applications/talks3rd_352_6_signed.zip

Questions should be directed to your Talks dealer or to the Talks list. If 
you are not a member of
the Talks list; You can sign up at the following web site. Note: The Talks 
list does get quite a bit

of traffic.
www.talksusers.com

Now to the Announcement.

TALKS&ZOOMS Version 3.52 - Release Notification
1. Introduction
We proudly announce the release of the Nuance Accessibility Suite -
Nuance TALKS and Nuance ZOOMS - Version 3.52 for Series 60 3rd Edition
for April 2nd, 2008.
This is mostly a maintenance release for versions 3.50 and 3.51 that
improves stability and compatibility to some newer firmware versions,
especially in the field of audio and web browsing.
2. The new handsets
2.1. Changes to the list of supported phone models
No additional handsets are supported with this release, however
compatibility with the latest N95-8GB firmware (15.0.015) has been
improved to make sure that TALKS is automatically enabled when the phone
is turned on.
Please note that we have not tested TALKS&ZOOMS on the Nokia N76, N77,
and N93/N93i, so we do not list these handsets as supported for this
release. One thing we know is that the N93/N93i do not work with ZOOMS,
probably due to video acceleration drivers.
3. What's New?
3.1. Audio improvements
The audio engine of TALKS has been modified to work consistently across
all phones, and to avoid resetting the audio device as much as possible.
This leads to performance improvements on some devices, like the Nokia
E51 and N81, and generally improves stability and compatibility with
accessories like Bluetooth headsets.
In particular, this prevents the crashes observed on some handsets when
using both speech and magnification at the same time, and also greatly
reduces the incidence of issues like the reboot observed on the Nokia
E65 when using speed dials. It also removes the repetition of the last
bit of speech at the end of a sentence observed on phones like the 6110
or E51.
Depending on the exact circumstances, the modified audio behavior may
either increase or reduce responsiveness slightly. In particular, when
using ETI Eloquence, it is recommended to update to the new version
6.1.117 which noticeably reduces the "lag" experienced when pressing a
key.
Please note that these changes do not yet allow TTS engines (other than
the Nokia TTS) to be used during a call, do not yet fix problems playing
back ringtone samples when personalizing a profile, and they keep the
startup melody from being played after entering a PIN code. However,
muting TALKS with [Talks],[Clear] to free up the audio device is still
supported. These situations will be addressed more comprehensively in a
future update.
3.2. Modified cursor handling in Messaging
In previous versions of TALKS, it was already possible to switch between
different cursor modes, "Original", "Letters" and "Words", to control
the behavior of the [Left] and [Right] cursor keys while reading a
message. However, the cursor [Up] and [Down] keys always moved the
cursor line-by-line in the message text. This conflicted with the "Auto
Find" function that highlights links, phone numbers and e-mail addresses
in received messages, and requires the use of [Up] and [Down] to browse
through the highlighted elements.
With this version of TALKS the behavior of the "Original" mode (which is
the default) has been changed to free up the [Up] and [Down] keys for
the Auto Find function. You can still use [Talks],[long 2] to switch to
"Letters" or "Words" mode, which allow full navigation within a message,
while "Original" tries to interfere as little as possible with the way
that reading a message would work without TALKS being installed.
3.3. Improvements to Web browser
* Added workaround to allow editing of text and password fields on
E90, E51, N81, 6120 - please note that this currently means that T9 is
not available in Edit fields on these phones, and that passwords are
always read back, regardless of the "Echo passwords" setting
* Increased size limit for sentences in browser, to reduce
occasional cutting off of text
* Better support for some WebPages using the  tag
* Quick keys [6] and [7] skip text consisting of only a single
character, e.g. vertical bar between links
* Cursor up/down maintain old function in browser if TALKS support
does not work (e.g. in local pages)
* Added Training Mode entries for keys with special functions in
Web and WAP browsers
3.4. Other changes
* Idle screen: Operator Info (e.g. "Home"), Search, Missed Calls
entries are recognized, as well as fixing some other cases where focused
line was not identified correctly
* Prevented screensaver from activating while TALKS is reading
text
* Screensaver no longer speaks on N95-8GB when it

The Talk2 List Yam Hill

[Onj]

An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden, but it was very hard work as
the ground was hard.  His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was
in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks
like I won't be able to plant my Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden
this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I
know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be
happy to dig the plot for me.Love, DadA few days later he received a
letter from his son:Dear Dad,Don't dig up that garden. That's where I
buried the bodies.Love, VinnieThe next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.That same day the old man
received another letter from his son:Dear Dad,Go ahead and plant the
Yams and Potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
circumstances.Love, Vinnie




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The Talk2 List Wanna laugh tonight?

[Onj]

If you do, stay tuned for a very strange and hopefully funny Louis bin. 
the host is in an unusual mood and because of this fact, lots of possibly 
and probably funny content is to be playd for the first time on this 
network, tonight.
There isn't long you know.  just 9 minutes at the time of this writing, to 
tune in.  Do you know where?  Do  you even know how?

Well some clues for you if you don't.
www.tbrn.net
that's a website.  There, you can read and have plenty of fun learning 
things that you otherwise might not have known.

www.tbrn.net/play
well that's equally as fun, and allows you to listen pretty much anywhere, 
anyhow, if it works for you.

However,
http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg
This is the best way  for listening if you've got an ogg-capable player. 
Winamp or foobar for example.  If you do, it would be advisable to use it 
because it will sound better than alternative formats.

So please, tune in and see what you find.



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Re: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann on her Aniversary

[Onj]

TBRN also has an embedded web player now, so that even if a person can't 
use or spell winamp, can't get windows media player to work, or some other 
reason, they can still listen.

www.tbrn.net/play

Just thought I'd mention it, as it launched today, and is on our main page 
also.


On Sunday, February 24, 2008 9:50 PM,
Mary Ann happened to mention in passing:


Hi all!

Well today just so happens to be my one-year anniversary when I moved
back to my home here in Michigan. So join me for some recordings that no
one has heard before, of the move, and of the how, of it all came to be.

Also, this will be my first show where I have a real working phone
solution that goes beyond a speaker phone, as well as a few other little
show enhancements. I've heard a small buzz that there may also be a
surprise in this show. I don't even know what it is yet.

So come kick back with me at 9 PM eastern time and share special
anniversaries that mean something to you as well.

http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg

See you then!
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Re: The Talk2 List John Cleese's "Letter to America"

[Onj]

If I didn't go toilet before reading, I'd have quite unhappily pissed myself 
laughing but I did not, thankfully.  I never did see that before but it is 
great.  Very good.

Whoever wrote it did a good job for sure.


On Friday, February 15, 2008 9:57 PM,
Vanja Sudar happened to mention in passing:


This is just hilarious!

Dear Citizens of America,


In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to
govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical
duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except
Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next.


Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for
America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate
will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to
determine whether any of you noticed.


To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following
rules are introduced with immediate effect:


1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be
amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.


2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour'
and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without
skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the
suffix "ise."


3. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra'; you may
elect to spell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you simply can't
cope with correct pronunciation.


4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to
acceptable levels (look up "vocabulary"). Using the same twenty-seven
words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is
an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.


5. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on
your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take
account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."


6. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen",
but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).


7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will
be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will
be called "Come-Uppance Day."


8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers
or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists
shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only
be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out
without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown
up enough to handle a gun.


9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything
more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you
wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.


10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for
your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we
mean.


11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will
start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you
will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables.
Both roundabouts and metrification will help you understand the British
sense of humour.


12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling "gasoline") - roughly $8/US per gallon. Get used to it.


13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call french
fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato
chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut, fried in
animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with malt vinegar.


14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with
customers.


15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to
as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be
referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as
"Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of
further confusion.


16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as
good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors as
English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in
"Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ear
removed with a cheese grater.


17. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind
of proper football; you call it "soccer". Those of you brave enough, in
time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to
American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every
twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body ar

The Talk2 List Fw: [recycle-it] Iriver H-320 Talking portable audio player, recorder, and FM radio for sale.

[Onj]

Not a forwarding kind of a guy usually, but with Irivers being in high 
demand, and the price is fairly, only fairly, reasonable, perhaps someone 
on here wants it.


On Monday, February 11, 2008 11:22 AM,
Aman Singer happened to mention in passing:


Hi, all.
I'm selling what is, IMHO, the most capable hard-drive based MP3
player ever made. That's particularly true for blind users. It's the
Iriver h-320 with Rockbox installed and talking on it. The machine can
play MP3, WMA, AAC, OGG, FLAK, and a bunch of other file formats, can
record using either a built-in microphone or a line-in jack, can be
connected to other audio equipment through a line-out jack, and has an
FM radio built in. All the work of installing Rockbox, which, though not
difficult, does require a sighted person in my experience, has already
been done and it will, therefore, come talking out of the box. All the
user will need to do is boot it, connect it to a computer, transfer
audio to it, and play/record. It can, like all Rockboxable players, have
file transfers done through Windows Explorer and does not need any extra
software. It comes with its case, a screen cleaning cloth, its USB
cable, and the charger which supports all voltages. I will be happy to
take any purchaser over the player when he/she receives it so that
he/she will know the buttons/jacks/switches immediately. The full
technical specs are below. I'd like to get £130 or best offer for the
unit including shipping anywhere in the world. , and I'll except Paypal,
credit card, money orders, or cheques, though the latter will have to
clear before I send the unit. Either reply to this message or send one to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
with questions.
Aman

General
Product Type
Digital player / radio
Digital Player Type
Hard drive based
Digital Player Functions
Radio, line-in recording, photo playback
Width
6.2 cm
Depth
2.3 cm
Height
10.3 cm
Weight
183 g
PC Interface Supported
Hi-Speed USB
Audio System
Capacity
20 GB
Digital Storage Media
1.8" hard disc drive - built-in
Sound Output Mode
Stereo

Headphones Output Power (per channel)
20 mW
Built-in Display
Built-in Display
LCD - colour
Display Illumination
Yes
Resolution
220 x 176
Diagonal Size
2"
Features
Adjustable contrast, adjustable brightness
Equaliser

Response Bandwidth
20 - 2 Hz
Signal-To-Noise Ratio
90 dB
External Hard Drive Function
Yes
Radio
Type
Radio tuner - digital radio tuner - FM
Tuning Display
LCD display
Aerial Form Factor
Headphone cord FM
Signal-To-Noise Ratio
50 dB

Microphone
Type
Microphone - built-in
Microphone Technology
Electret condenser
Microphone Operation Mode
Mono

Connector Type
1 x headphones / remote control ( mini-phone stereo 3.5 mm ) ¦ 1 x
headphones ( mini-phone stereo 3.5 mm ) ¦ 1 x audio line-in ( mini-phone
stereo 3.5 mm
) ¦ 1 x audio line-out ( mini-phone stereo 3.5 mm ) ¦ USB ( mini-USB
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The Talk2 List Postponing the Louis Bin

[Onj]

Hi.  i do have content this week, for sure.  However, it's something I wish 
to start next week, being as it's the start of a new month.  Plus it looks 
better in the archives.
I have been able to obtain the third series of Little Britain, and not only 
do I have that, but bonus material too from when the creators were on some 
British Tv programs which you all might find interesting.  So there's about 
8 weeks lined up, and I think it would be very silly to start it now.  So 
given that Derek's kind of out for the count in part, I will forgo the show 
this week in favour of sleeping.

Enjoy your Saturdays, all of you.



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The Talk2 List Fw: I'm so excited I've finished the bloody final!

[Onj]

Anyone old enough to remember this?
No mention of the chicken and the egg though, that's sad.
Also, the date  near the end hasn't yet happened unless I've been under a 
rock all this time, but this list is dead and that just isn't acceptable.

Perhaps it's a rock and a hard place...  oh you know what? Just never mind.


On Tuesday, April 07, 2099 7:46 PM,
patrick perdue happened to mention in passing:


On 6/7/2004, 3:24:33 PM EDT, nick wrote:


Unfortunately, finals start for me this Friday.  It sucks dam
nit.  I have finals in the main subjects.  The only
finals I'm not sure about are the Science and Math.



Ah, deer old high school...
I really do miss those finals.

The Final Exam

INSTRUCTIONS: Read each question thoroughly. Answer
all questions.

Time limit--four hours. Begin immediately.

HISTORY: Describe the history of the Papacy from its
origins to the present day, concentrate specifically
but not exclusively, on the social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical impact on
Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Be brief, concise
and specific.

LITERATURE: Compose an epic poem based on the events
of your own life in which you see and footnote
allusions from T.S. Eliot, Keats, Chaucer, Dante,
Norse
mythology and the Marx brothers. Critique your poem
with a full discussion of its metrics.

MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate it and
perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano
under your seat.

LOGIC: Using accepted methodology prove all four of
the following: That the universe is infinite; that
truth is beauty; that there is not a little person
who turns off the light in the refrigerator when you
close the door, and that you are the person taking
this exam. Now disprove all of the above. Be specific;
show all work.

PHILOSOPHY: Sketch the development of human thought;
estimate its significance. Compare with the
development of any other kind of thought.

MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a
piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your
own appendix. Do not suture until your work has
been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in
subsequent human culture if this form of life had
developed five hundred years earlier, with special
attention
to the probable effects on the English Parliamentary
system. Prove your thesis.

PSYCHOLOGY: Employing principles from the major
schools of psychoanalytic thought, successfully
subject yourself to analysis. Make appropriate
personality
changes, bill yourself and fill out all medical
insurance forms. Now do the same to the person seated
to your immediate left.

SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems that
might accompany the end of the world. Show how boy
meets girl theory developed. Construct and experiment
to test your theory.

ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing
the national debt. Trace the possible effects of you
plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist
controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a
method from all points of view. Point out deficiencies
in your argument as demonstrated in your answer
to the last question.

COMPUTER SCIENCE: Define computer. Define Science. How
do they relate? Why? Create a generalized algorithm to
optimize all computer decisions. Assuming
an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to
activate your algorithm, design the communications to
interface and all the necessary control programs.

PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot crazed students are
storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any
ancient language except Latin or Greek.

PHYSICS: Explain the nature of matter. Include in your
answer an evaluation of the impact of the development
of mathematics on science.

AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE: Outline the steps involved in
breeding your own super high yield, all weather hybrid
strain of wheat. Describe its chemical and physical
properties and estimate its impact on world food
supplies. Construct a model for dealing with
world-wide surpluses. Write your Nobel Prize
acceptance speech.

COMPREHENSION: three minute time test. Read everything
before doing anything. Put your name in the upper
right hand corner of this page. Circle the word
name in sentence three. Sign your name under the title
of this paper, after the title write yes, yes, yes.
Put an X in the lower left hand corner of this
paper. Draw a triangle around the X you just put down.
On the back of this paper multiply 703x668. Loudly
call out your name when you get to this point.
If you think you have followed directions carefully to
this point call out "I have." Punch three small holes
in the top of this paper. If you are the first
person to get this far, call out "I am the first
person to this point, I am leading in following
directions." On the reverse side of this paper add
8950
and 9850. Put a circle around your answer and put a
square around the circle. Now that you have finished
reading carefully, do only sentence two.

POLITICAL SCIENCE: There is a r

The Talk2 List Tonight's Louis Bin

[Onj]

During tonight's Louis bin, I will be paying my respects to Steve and John 
Clower's Family with a minute of silence, followed by a piece of my own 
composing which coincidentally today is a year old.
I would ask that you respectfully follow this minute of silence if you 
happen to be tuned in at the time.
I am not sure quite when it will happen, only that it will, so please help 
The Louis Bin to pay it's respects to people on TBRN staff that deserve 
them.


thank you.



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The Talk2 List The Farhan Louis Show!

[Onj]

Check it out, at the top of the hour, in place of the Jon Zone!  We don't 
know how long we'll be on for, but what you hear will be what you'll get.
Yes, it'll be archived, yes, we're eating food on the air, and yes, we have 
alcahol.
Tune in to TBRN and find out what will happen.  WE don't even know 
ourselves.
If you can't spell TBRN by now, you've really got some serious issues, so 
please deal with them in your own time.




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The Talk2 List Tonight on the Louis Bin

[Onj]

Well, providing that my machine doesn't throw a fit like it did last week, 
I'll be playing the usual plethra of music, that episode of Little Britain 
that just didn't quite get off the ground passed one minute and 40 
something seconds, and not 1, not 5, not even 10, but about 20! midi files 
for multisynth that have either been written or converted in the last week 
alone.

So tune into TBRn after WDGL FM and see what I got for ya!
What, you can't spell WDGLFM or TBRN?  Well neither is in the dictionary, 
so just make it up or something.  I mean come on!  Really now!

See you there.



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The Talk2 List de police and de lawyer- Jamaican style

[Onj]

Try to read the lingo in this and have fun.  Can you understand it?  I can.
If not, see also:  Sean de Paul.  Or something.


Subject: de police and de lawyer- Jamaican style


Dee law is dee law... yuh heeaar !!??


The Kingston Lawyer and The Country Policeman

A lawyer runs a stop sign in Portland and gets pulled over by the Police. He
thinks that he is smarter than the police because he is a lawyer from
Kingston and is certain that he has a better education than any Jamaican
Police. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Police
expense.

The Police says,"Yuh License an yuh registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The Police says, "Yuh didn't come to a complete stop at de stop
sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"Yuh neva did come to a complete stop," Says the Police. "License an
registration, please."
 The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"De difference is dat yuh hav fe come to ah complete stop - dat's de law.
License an registration, please!" the Police says.

The Lawyer says,
"If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll
give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you
let me go and don't give me ah ticket."

"That sounds fair. Get yuh rass outa de vehicle, sar," the Police says.

At this point, the Police drape up de man, pull out his baton and starts
beating the ever-loving hell out of the lawyer and says,

"Yuh waan me fe stop, ar just slow down.?Tell meh quick!!"




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Re: The Talk2 List winamp5.5

[Onj]

I haven't upgraded winamp since I had Malcolm, the  old AMD Athlon XP 3000+ 
which died in december.  My winamp on all three of my machines is a 
customised 5.3 and loads even on the 750 mhz server box in under 5 seconds. 
It's fast and  it's stable and still works.
I stole some plugins from other places and my wave files do work in the open 
dialog for whatever reason, so I'm happy, but yes, the general concensus 
does seem to be, and I do personally agree, winamp after about version 5 
point whatever is a pile.  Probably earlier than 5.3 but mine works for me, 
so I stopped there.




On Friday, October 12, 2007 5:52 AM,
Patrick Perdue happened to mention in passing:


On 10/12/2007, 12:17:39 AM EDT, John left a message in a bottle, stating:


This is why I never upgraded past 5.08.  Once I heard of those wav
issues I was pretty much turned off to the later versions of Winamp.


Semi-long post ahead!

There are workarounds for all this. If you want wav file type to show up
in the open dialogue of the main window and playlist for newer versions
of winamp (something that should not be necessary in the first place),
here are two possible methods of making this happen:

1. Go to options, plugins, input. Select "Nullsoft Waveform Decoder
vX.X", and press "configure".
Here, you will find a list of file types to associate with the wav input
plugin, as well as other options pertaining to dithering, bit
depth/sample rate conversion, and such. Take care to make sure that only
the following extensions are selected in this list:
wav, voc, au, snd, aif, aiff
Selecting a combination that I haven't determined after this point
usually breaks it, and I have no idea why. It probably won't matter so
much as these are generally quite obscure file types, and if you really
need to play them that badly, then you are strange.

2. If the first method doesn't work, try this one:
Open winamp.ini found in either your winamp main directory or in
.x:\documents and settings\application data\winamp if you were
boring and configured it that way. Look for a line starting with
"extlist". You will see a list of all registered, but not necessarily
all associated extensions, not necessarily
in order. Here is mine as an example, although yours will surely differ,
but this is known to work for me with newer versions of winamp:
extlist=AC3:VOB:CDA:MPG:MPEG:M2V:AVI:ASF:WMV:mod:mdz:nst:stm:stz:s3m:s3z:it:itz:xm:xmz:mtm:ult:669:far:amf:okt:ptm:MP3:MP2:MP1:m3u:pls:ogg:mid:au:aif:aiff:ra:ram:wav

Let me again state how stupid this is, and show my general annoyance that
this is necessary at all in some cases.

As with many things, I am generally annoyed. 'What this time?' Well, I
am generally annoyed at anything past about Winamp 5.08 or so for
various reasons,
therefore, I am using a slimmed-down hybrid of winamps with version 2.80
at it's core, using some old and new plugins. It's very stable. I've
been running FX Radio continuously now on three copies of these Winamp
2.80/5.x/other hybrids now for 51 days (up to 65 so far) without a
single crash or anything bad happening. It only died after 65 days due
to prolonged power failure thanks to a storm in August.

Mind you, for broadcasting, I am  using a newer one, version 5.2 to be
exact, just because it has
that cool global hotkeys thingy. I did try taking the global hotkey
plugin and sticking it in an older version of winamp, but they were too
clever for that, and only allowed it to work with versions 5.0 and up.

I find that older versions of Winamp are far more snappy and generally
responsive about things, and am still looking for Winamp alternatives.
The best option right now is probably Foobar2000, but there are plenty
of things that annoy me about this one, which I don't think I'll bother
getting into at the moment.

Tip: If you don't use it, uninstall or disable the Winamp library. It
will make loading time much faster.
By default, the Winamp library hangs out in the background and looks at
all the music,
streams, etc. that you've played, and keeps a nice index of them. So,
the more media you play, the bigger the database gets, and the longer it
takes to launch Winamp, thus, allowing it to get fat and giving it the
opportunity to apologize for it later... unless you either uninstall the
Winamp library, or configure it not to cache all that stuff behind you.

God, I hope all this crap has been informative and/or useful to at least
someone, as all this info has been obtained purely from experience and
nothing else.

Have a good slushy day.

-- --
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Re: The Talk2 List Kickin' Back with Mary Ann coming this Sunday

[Onj]

I'm dere.  I wanna see what all dis is about.
Every time you've done tests or whatever, you seem to purposefully make it 
so I just happen to be asleep.  I'm gonna catch you out this time though, 
you see if I don't!


On Thursday, September 27, 2007 3:06 AM,
Mary Ann Topolewski happened to mention in passing:


I remember back in May of 05 when I was too scared to call into a show.
Here it is, almost two and a half years later, and I'm finally ready to
do a show of my own. Wow.



What is it?

The show is called Kickin' Back with Mary Ann. It will be a mix of music,
life, silliness, maybe some inspiration that comes from a story or two,
and of course, listener interaction. After all, where would the show be
without the listeners?



When is it?

My show will debut this Sunday, September 30, from 9 until 11 PM Eastern
time.



How do you listen?

Like all shows on The Beyond Radio Network, mine can be heard on the main
channel.

Just point WinAmp to the following link.

http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg



So bring your favorite food and/or beverage with you and come Kick Back
with Mary Ann beginning this Sunday, from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time.



See you there.



Mary Ann





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The Talk2 List Jane and Arlene

[Onj]

Once again from the venerable grandmother comes this little tale.



Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t
over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.




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How many messages will this pointless thread generate for the purpose of no 
purpose at all by the time I wake up?  Since I'm off to bed now and won't 
check mail till tomorrow morning, this will either be the first and last 
message on the subject, or someone will be bored enough to see what happens, 
like me.  I wonder which it is?




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The Talk2 List The louis Combobox, what does it do?

[Onj]

Well aside from talking to you the listeners, playing music and on 
occasion, writing tracks live on air, I will today if the phone and my GPS 
permits, be attempting to demo Wayfinder Access from www.talknav.com as I 
recently bought it, and thought that some of you might be interested to see 
what it's like.
Tune in at the usual time of 5 PM eastern and see what there is to see. 
Being as this is radio however, that won't be much, but that's really not a 
problem.  I shall make it not one.


Oh, and since I have more of Little Britain, this time the TV version, 
listen for that as well.  I haven't heard it as with a lot of things I play 
on my show, so it's a first not only for you, but for me too.




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Re: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out!

[Onj]

es and chocolates coming out of my ears and it'll never end. I
hate the fluffy puppy love crap, I want to find someone who will let me
be the kind of person I really am around her. I don't want to cut her
out of my life and hide in a cave and spend my entire day on the
computer, but I would like to not feel like a slime bucket when I do. I
want to find someone who will be interested in some of the same stuff as
me, and wouldn't mind sharing these hobbies with me. I'm willing to
participate in her hobbies too but it never seems to work that way.
Every woman I've ever dated has always tried to take away everything I
hold dear, and replace it with stuff she wants me to participate in. I'm
a geek, I like who I am, stop trying to make me someone I'm not! Watch
Star Trek with me and don't belittle it. Listen to books with me, and
comment on the parts that you liked and disliked. Help to broaden my
horizons and expose me to new ideas that I've never thought of. Talk to
me on an intellectual level, I'm not an idiot. Be a part of my circle of
friends, or at least let me hang out with them on a regular basis. These
are the things I'm looking for in a relationship, and your e-mail helped
me understand the way women think a bit better. Maybe if I had said some
of these things to the people I've dated, things may have changed for
the better. Perhaps if I were more open with people, they would
understand me a little better.

Thanks Mary Ann,
Byron

Onj wrote:

Very rarely, I get something that is so enspiring that I have to think
about it.  I'm keeping this.  It was just right somehow.  It must have
taken you a long time to write it, and it's times like this I wonder
what people think of this list I started back in 2004.  It has it's
uses though. I think that you've proved it today.  I can't be nearly
as eloquent at saying this as you, but you really did a good job.  And
you made me really hungry.
So with that, I shall depart.


On Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:55 PM,
Mary Ann Topolewski happened to mention in passing loads of really
interesting stuff so read the original message and not this reply
because it's better.  by!



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Re: The Talk2 List MARRIED LIFE - Mary Ann unleashes! Look out!

[Onj]

Very rarely, I get something that is so enspiring that I have to think 
about it.  I'm keeping this.  It was just right somehow.  It must have 
taken you a long time to write it, and it's times like this I wonder what 
people think of this list I started back in 2004.  It has it's uses though. 
I think that you've proved it today.  I can't be nearly as eloquent at 
saying this as you, but you really did a good job.  And you made me really 
hungry.

So with that, I shall depart.


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The Talk2 List web mail

[Onj]

Oh look.  I sent this message yesterday but it never got sent.  So now the
date is Thursday, September 13, and the text below this line came from a
phone.  Stupid me for hitting the save to drafts button instead.  Duh!


well this is sure fun isn't it? probably not he you don't know what i'm on
about. i an sitting at my computer but not using it because this message
comes to you thanks in part to Webmail and my phone. so now i can and an,
walking around the house and pressing twelve small keys to bring you this
abomination of a message. maria is hugging me and being otherwise strange
but normal, so i find myself in the bathroom sitting on the closed lid of
the, um, pouty? no not that at all! it would seem that t9 doesn't have the
word potty, so adding it as i just did is advised, should any of you find
yourself in this situation.
now i will take this time to use the facilities and then close out with a
flush. (does the expected but you don't get to hear it.:)
oh know! 1 turned into 2 so now i gotta poo! wow, can you guys believe
that poo is actually in the dictionary? i can't.
ok so the moral of the story: do not, sit on the pot and write on a phone
unless the lid is in the upright position, or you will regret it.
oh, and of course, don't write long, pointless emails either because,
well, they're pointless right?maria should now commence getting the now
clean washing out and putting it away.
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The Talk2 List The make up Combobox

[Onj]

Today at the usual time, IE, 5 Eastern, I will be doing a make up show in 
place of Saturday with the usual mix of who knows what?  I sure don't.
If you care to tune in, you should really know the place by now.  If you 
don't, I will be surprised.


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The Talk2 List Fw: Social networking web address

[Onj]

I like it when people other than myself get things wrong.

On Monday, September 10, 2007 4:15 PM,
Katherine Moonan happened to mention in passing:


Dear tester,



As I said even we get it wrong! The previous email should have contained
the address for the questionnaire:

http://www.abilitynet.org.uk/socialnetworking



Apologies,



Kath




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The Talk2 List Fw: Are social networking websites accessible? Share your views in our online survey

[Onj]

Sadly a lot of you can't do this, but for those in the UK who might be 
interested, it could prove interesting.

This is a possible time-waster so feel free to skip.


On Monday, September 10, 2007 1:16 PM,
Katherine Moonan happened to mention in passing:


Dear AbilityNet tester,



We are currently researching the use of social networking websites (such
as MySpace, YouTube and Facebook) by people with disabilities.


We'd like to hear about the networking sites you enjoy using, which ones
are not accessible to you and what improvements you would like to see
made.



Also, if you live in the Greater London area and would like to be take
part in a usability test or be interviewed on video please get in touch.



The questionnaire starts with an introduction; you can go straight to
the form if you don't want to read it.



We estimate the form will take between 20 and 45 minutes to complete,
depending on whether you're using an assistive technology.



If you don't want to fill out the whole questionnaire, you can either
complete the parts you're interested in or reply viaa email.



Please do forward this email to anyone you think might be interested.



All responses need to back by next Monday (17th September).



We have tested the form with a variety of assistive technologies but
even we get things wrong!



So if you have a problem, please do throw a tomato at me and if you have
a moment let us know and we'll fix it.



Many thanks in advance for your time,



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Re: The Talk2 List A rather strange WDGLFM

[Onj]

On Saturday, August 25, 2007 2:10 PM,
derek Lane happened to mention in passing:


Hi.
Just thought you all should know that my friend Kelly, who I've known
sense age 9, shall co-host with me on today's show. 


Since, man.  Since!
Since damn it, since!
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The Talk2 List Ladder VS Latter

[Onj]

From a book that I'm currently reading, comes the following:  I think it 

makes this problem easier to understand.

  We went in and found a young guy in new BDUs behind the counter. He was 
a cheerful corn-fed country boy. He looked like he was working in his dad's 
hardware store, and he looked like it was his life's ambition. He was 
enthusiastic. I told him we were interested in construction equipment. He 
opened a manual the size of eight phone books. Found the correct section. I 
asked him to find listings for crowbars. He licked his forefinger and 
turned pages and found two entries. Prybar, general issue, long, claw on 
one end and then crowbar; general issue, short, claw on both ends. I asked 
him to show us an example of the latter.


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Re: The Talk2 List oh crap, can't do the show again.

[Onj]

On Sunday, August 19, 2007 2:32 PM,
derek Lane happened to mention in passing:


In stead of listening to tas yesterday, I was climbing down a very big
rock formation that tried to be a latter at the same time because
several of my friends thought it'd be fun to swim, without going to a
public parkey place at lake James.


Ladder, latter.  Difference being?
Please consult your nearest dictionary for details.
The former is what you don't walk under.  The latter and yes that is 
exactly what I do mean, is nothing to do with what you do or do not walk 
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The Talk2 List Nokia N70 for sale

[Onj]

Nokia N70.  Talks Premium V3.20.1 installed, 512 MB memmory card, Sim-free.
Was bought on Orange, however I payd for it to be unlocked.
16 Months old.
Asking price: £130.  Nearest offers as per usual.

Papal or Bank Transfer accepted.

Will ship to U.S if you're sad enough to want it, but I doubt that.

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Re: The Talk2 List LJ Markov returns and hilarity and randomness reign once more

[Onj]

Yeah I saw that on Shon's journal.  It shall be good to see what it can do 
now.
Perhaps I'll find out that my keyboard got it's face snapped off in the 
middle of a Nokia N80 or something.  Who knows?

Or that the ringtones torrent went on an easyjet flight to Scottland?

On Wednesday, August 08, 2007 2:29 PM,
Lynn reaper happened to mention in passing:


Hi all,

Many of you will no doubt remember the LJ Markov random text generator.
Basically for those who don't know, it takes the text from a live
journal, and kind of does strange things with it.  You can use it even
if you don't have an LJ yourself.  You just have to fill in a little
form with any LJ user name, (so long as there's public entries in it cos
it doesn't pick up protected ones), the number of words you want to use,
and another number for how random you want it to be.  The great thing
is, once you've filled in the info, you don't need to redo it every time
you want to see a different result, just hit f5 and it'll give you a
different random thingy from the same journal.  It's been down for ages,
but I discovered today that it's finally returned.  the link is:
http://apps.hewgill.com/cgi-bin/ljmarkov.pl

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Re: The Talk2 List a bit of word play

[Onj]

Well I could do the whole American Eloquence thing as follows perhaps?
so, I was having this wierd issue with my rouder, because it wouldn't toon 
into TBRN, so I atempted to fix it.  I couldn't fix it though, so my wierd 
problem still happens today.  Should I by a new rowder to fix it, and then 
I can toon into other comin stations as well?  I suppose I should wait and 
see what happens.  I think my mom is comeing today so maybe she can help.
How blind this mesage is don't you think?  I mean really.  the problem is, 
American Eloquence really is that bad.  All spelling mistakes you have 
heard (if any,) are the result of using said synth.  I udderly and todally


On Wednesday, August 01, 2007 10:36 AM,
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oh yeah, never thought about the accent thing.  That'll be interesting,
cos you might come out with words that look strange to us brits.  Go for
it. Let's see what you come up with.  And that goes for anyone else out
there too.  This could be fun.

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despise the friggin thing!

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The Talk2 List FS: Midi modules Edirol SD-20 & Roland XV-5050

[Onj]

Hello.  I have the following equipment for sale.  Equipment is being sould 
due to lack of use in recent months, and it's getting annoyed with simply 
sitting on my computer table.
For the sake of keeping this message short, I haven't provided discriptions 
from manufacturer's websites etc, but for more info, just reply to me and 
I'll explain anything you want.


Firstly, Edirol SD-20 soundcanvas.
Unit is in good condition and has never left the house.  I can most liekly 
find the box, and driver CD's.  Unit is USB bus powered, and also has AC 
adaptor which I have, so you can choose to power it from your PC or Mac, or 
from a wall outlet.  £90 or best offer.


Next, Roland XV-5050.  This unit also contains SRX-01 Dynamic drums and 
SRX-07 ultimate keys which currently on ebay go for £139 as of last check. 
XV-5050 brandnew is going for around £450.  Would ideally like £300 for 
module (without expansions), £120 per expansion, and will therefore lower 
module plus both expansions to exactly £500 or again, best offer.  If buyer 
requires both units, will pass them all up for £550, or both units plus 
expansions for £650 flat.


Both units in very good condition will simply require dusting, which I will 
of course do before sending.  XV-5050 is missing some rubber feet however, 
and the volume knob although working fine, has a tendancy to slide off the 
metal casing.  This could be rectified with a little glue.


I accept Paypal or bank transfer.
Hoping to hear from someone musically inclined as I want this equipment to 
go to a good home.




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The Talk2 List 7Zip updates to beta Version 4.49

[Onj]

Below is a history log for those that care, from current beta to the version 
we all use so that you can decide to upgrade or not.  Just thought I'd post 
this in case anybody actually wanted to know.


HISTORY of the 7-Zip


 Version 4.49 beta   2007-07-11
 --
   - 7-Zip now can unpack WIM archives
   - 7-Zip now replaces incorrect characters in filenames during 
extracting.



 Version 4.48 beta   2007-06-26
 --
   - Encryption strength for .7z format was increased.
 Now it uses random initialization vectors.
   - Some bugs were fixed.


 Version 4.47 beta   2007-05-27
 --
   - Bugs of 7-Zip 4.46 beta were fixed: BZip2 could work incorrectly.


 Version 4.46 beta   2007-05-25
 --
   - New fast compression mode for Deflate method in Zip and GZip.
   - New "Compress shared files" option in GUI and -ssw switch.
   - Some bugs were fixed.
   - New localization: Norwegian Nynorsk.


 Version 4.45 beta   2007-04-17
 --
   - Now it's possible to specify the size of solid block and the number
 of CPU threads in "Add to archive" dialog box.
   - Default dictionary size was increased: Normal: 16 MB, Max: 32 MB.
   - Speed optimizations.
   - Benchmark was improved (new "b" command in command line version).
   - The number of DLL files was reduced.
   - Now it's possible to associate 7-zip with combined types like .tbz2
   - switch -mhcf=off is not supported now.
   - If -t{Type} switch is not specified, 7-Zip now uses extension of 
archive to

 detect the type of archive.
   - Some bugs were fixed.
   - New localization: Welsh.


 Version 4.44 beta   2007-01-20
 --
   - Speed optimizations for LZMA, Deflate, BZip2 and unRAR.
   - 7-Zip now supports file pathnames longer than 260 characters.
   - Some bugs were fixed.
   - New localizations: Bangla, Bashkir, Nepali.


 Version 4.43 beta   2006-09-15
 --
   - 7-Zip now can use multi-threading mode for compressing to .ZIP 
archives.

   - ZIP format supporting was improved.
   - 7-Zip now supports WinZip-compatible AES-256 encryption for .ZIP 
archives.

   - New context menu items for .ZIP archives creating.
   - 7-Zip now uses order list (list of extensions) for files sorting for 
compressing
 to .7z archives. It can slightly increase compression ratio in some 
cases.
   - 7-Zip now restores modification time of folders during .7z archives 
extracting.

   - Some bugs were fixed.
   - New localizations: Armenian, Marathi.



 Version 4.422006-05-14
 --
   - Compressing speed and Memory requirements were increased.
 Default dictionary size was increased: Fastest: 64 KB, Fast: 1 MB,
 Normal: 4 MB, Max: 16 MB, Ultra: 64 MB.
   - BZip2 compressing / decompressing now can work in multi-threading mode
   - Multi-threading mode now is default for multi-processor systems
   - 64-bit version now supports 1 GB dictionary
   - 7z/LZMA now can use only these match finders: HC4, BT2, BT3, BT4
   - Compression ratio in Zip/GZip/Deflate in Ultra mode was increased
   - 7-Zip now can unpack ISO archives and some installers created by NSIS
   - Optional "Flat View" mode in 7-Zip File Manager
   - 7-Zip File Manager now can calculate CRC checksums for files
   - -x switch with relative paths now affects files specified with 
absolute paths

   - New switch for 7za.exe (console version): -slt.
 "l" (list) command with -slt shows technical information for archive.
   - New switch: -scs{WIN|DOS|UTF-8} specifies charset for list files.
 Default charset for list files is UTF-8 now.
   - Some bugs were fixed
   - New localizations: Albanian, Kurdish




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Re: The Talk2 List The Podcast Of Coolness!

[Onj]

If there's one thing I don't appreciate, it's being spoofed.  Since I don't 
use windows mail, the following line  proves it isn't me.

X-Mailer: Microsoft Windows Mail 6.0.6000.16480 (via Mercury/32 v4.01b)

I have no wish to move to Windows Vista for one thing, and off-topic posting 
for another is usually specified.
I would like to know who did that, and why they thought it would be perhaps 
entertaining.
Lastly, I appologise for this, and will be investigating immediately. 




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The Talk2 List The Podcast Of Coolness!

[Onj]

Yes, the Podcast of Coolness has just come out!  In fact, it's so cool, it's 
won our as yet non-existent Annual Podcast of Coolness Award for the coolest 
podcast!


This beauty's called VITech and focuses on technology from a blindness 
perspective.  There's no subscription charge, and you can grab it by 
visiting

http://vitech.randylptop.com

Come on everyone, let's give these guys some listeners and keep this thing 
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The Talk2 List The Monkey Who Eats Everything In Sight! Uhh, ouch!!

[Onj]

   A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He 
orders a
   drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts 
jumping
   all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives 
off the
   bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and 
eats

   them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue
   ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
   The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what 
your
   monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He 
just ate

   the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the
   bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," 
replies the
   patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little 
twerp.
   I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes 
his
   drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later 
he's
   in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. 
He
   orders a drink and the monkey starts running around 
the

   bar again.

   While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a 
maraschino
   cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his 
butt,
   pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is 
disgusted.
   "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" 
asks
   the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up 
his

   butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the
   barkeeper.
   "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the 
patron.
   "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since 
he
   ate that huge cue ball he measures everything 
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[Onj]

Was that captivating?  Was it as useful as a cabbage patch in heat?  Was it 
I ask you, as tasteless as a dead monotonic piano tuner falling from the 
boxes of Latzish?  I figured you'd say yes, no, yes.  OR perhaps yes, no, 
no.  Or perhaps no, yes, yes.  Or if you're really mad, yes, yes, yes! 
It's all subjective however.  It doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of 
things.  what matters is that I'm bored.  It's Friday evening, this list is 
deader than a mouse in a mouse-trap that's been left for 30  years and 30 
months, my old 233 server that ended up in a chute some months ago, and 
thus it is boring.
This has to change.  I don't know who will change it besides myself, but 
someone, somewhere, somehow, has to do something.  It's that important.  If 
nobody does, then what will the world think?  Probably not much as it won't 
care, but it will come to get you.  And it will come to take you away and 
you will never be heard from, or of, again.  Would you like that?  do you 
know the subsequent dangers of such a thing?  I live in a country where 50 
HZ prevails.  How many on this list also live in a country where 50 HZ 
prevails?  there are a lot of you where the good old 60 takes precedence 
but not I might add, here.
Also, what percentage of people are within the 5 FT to 6 FT range?  All 
questions I have wondered about but never been bothered to actually find 
out.  How many are below it, and how many above?  There are some very scary 
and tall people out there you know, and I know some of them.  There are 
equally some very small and short, just as scary people out there you know, 
and my sister is one of them.  However she's too young to answer the 
question posed above.  That doesn't mean she doesn't qualify or anything, 
but that's just the way it is.

FAAArt!!!
Do excuse me, I did have to let that one out.  Also, Maria isn't here to 
tell me off about it, so I figured why not?  Now when you read this 
message, you all get to smell it instead.  Isn't that just wonderful?
OK.  I will all tell you a secret.  I hate, and I do mean really, really, 
really dislike intensely,  smelling the food of others.  I mention this 
right now, simply because what I smell is making me hungrier than an 
Ethiopian that just walked across the searing desert, because it doesn't 
just smell good, it smells damn fantastic!  Do you understand that feeling?
Having the smell coming through your open window, and being unable in no 
way at all, to do anything about it, other than to close that window, and 
thus lose the feeling of freshness you've attempted to cultivate in your 
house all day?
Well if you do understand me, then understand this.  The smell is special. 
It smells as if someone. made me pick up the phone, lose my train of 
thought, and then run after it down the track and catch it, pummel it to 
death, jump on the back end of it, smother it in wibbage and carry on.
So about this food then.  It smells as if it were made especially for me. 
all food in all the world is made especially for me, you know?  It is.  you 
don't believe me I think.  Oh well, never mind.  The food that was made for 
me that I can't eat, smells like it would taste like the best meal this 
side of Sunday, when  my mother, who does cook especially for me, oh, and 
Maria, cooks dinner.  Then on top of that, the wind blows the smell of the 
food in here, so much so that I believe if I stuck my tongue out, I could 
taste it.  Taste it I tell you!  It's that good.
Maybe some pork, with a hint of garlic, perhaps a little mushroom, 
marinated in a little wine, or perhaps olive oil, and I just don't even 
want to think about it!  It makes me want to order food from the Indian 
place but I have no money.  I do have a card however.  I never thought of 
that.  Only problem is that  Maria wouldn't like it, because she's not here 
to oovle in the food I could buy.  Had she been here to oovle in the food I 
could buy, then I would probably buy it.  As it is, I shall have to satisfy 
myself with the freezer.  That could prove perhaps dangerous to my nether 
regions yes, some of you did already think of it before I did, so I shall 
simply rephrase and say, satisfy my hunger with content found in my 
freezer.  I think that is better.


I'm leaving now, because I've been writing this email for some considerable 
length of time and it has no longer got a point to it, though I'm not 
altogether sure that it ever did have.  Are you?




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The Talk2 List employability in U.K.

[Onj]

Forwarded from someone somewhere else:
If you're not in or from the UK, this will probably not interest you at 
all.


Monday 11 June 2007 11:41
Department for Work And Pensions (National)
New initiative to increase employment opportunities for disabled people
Employers should make use of the wide pool of resources and skills that
disabled employees have to offer according to John Hutton, Secretary of
State for the Department for Work & Pensions. He today announced a new
initiative, 'Employ Ability', which will highlight the benefits of 
employing

disabled people and dispel some of the myths.
With over 600,000 vacancies in the British economy waiting to be filled, Mr
Hutton believes that employers may be missing out on talented and motivated
staff if they refuse to look at disabled workers as a solution to their
staffing needs.
Mr Hutton said:
"I believe we need to go further in getting employers themselves to do more
in supporting both recruitment and retention of disabled people.
"However, we will not succeed in changing the attitudes of employers by
simply placing additional burdens on them. It has to be about enabling them
to see and benefit from the huge potential that disabled people have to
offer and the difference that they can make to an employer's bottom line."
Mr Hutton said that Government has played its part in helping disabled
people to be 'work-ready' - through programmes such as New Deal for 
Disabled

People and Pathways to Work - and employers should make more use of this
workforce, which the Employ Ability initiative will help them to do.
Employ Ability will be piloted in the four cities of Leeds, Bradford,
Manchester and Liverpool from September before being rolled out nationally
next year and will:
- Challenge negative assumptions about the skills and talent disabled
workers, and those with long-term health conditions have to offer and
address misconceptions of risk (such as that adaptations to the workplace
for the disabled employee are costly - in most cases the costs are
negligible or cost nothing)
- Build the confidence of employers in recruiting and retaining disabled
workers and promote best practice examples of how this is being 
successfully

done to the benefit of business.
- Improve employers' access to practical information, making it easier for
them to locate relevant sources of advice and support for their situation.
Employ Ability will advise employers not only on best practice in 
recruiting

disabled employees but also in retaining current employees who become
disabled while in the job - this is necessary in order to prevent those
employees from having to leave their job.
Disabled people cannot be ignored as part of the solution if the government
is to meet the target of an overall 80% employment rate and eradicating
child poverty in Britain. The current employment rate of disabled people is
50% compared to 74% for non-disabled people.
Increasing the number of disabled people in mainstream employment will also
help towards achieving equality of disabled people in society overall, 
which

is one of the ambitions of the government.
Mr Hutton said:
"Our ambition must be a world where meeting the needs of disabled people is
seen not as a burden but as an opportunity; where discrimination is seen 
not

as an inevitable part of the culture of our country but as a fundamental
barrier to our success; and where disabled people themselves are never
consigned to accepting second best but empowered and supported to achieve
full equality of opportunity and genuine independence and respect within 
our

society."
Note for Editors
1. The Secretary of State was speaking at an event organised by the Social
Market Foundation. His speech is available at
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The Talk2 List A strange and bored thing

[Onj]

The following is a spam message received in German.  I got so bored, I 
google-translated it because well, as I just stated didn't I?  I was bored. 
Look at the rubbish it produces.
The only reason I send spam is for the interestingness of it, and the fact 
that actually, it's quite a novelty to receive spam in a different 
language.
German to English and original text is first, just in case anyone has any 
better ideas.  Look at the way it simply stops.  That's how the email was 
received.  Totally pointless, right?

Derek, here you go.


[]Nicht Denken noch Bewusstsein, so lehrten die Weisesten. Du ihn, den 
Buddha.  Denn der Xlteste der Samanas war kein. Sich vorgenommen, als 
solche.  Wo bist du denn zu Hause. Und dann, eines Morgens, gerade zur 
Stunde des.  HXre ihn darXber lachen. Eine schXne Frau mir begegnet.  Wie 
heiXt es denn. Ich langweile mich also ein wenig.  Der war nichts als ein 
Fuchs wie hunderttausend andere. Er fastete   fXnfzehn Tage.  Es ist nun 
schon sechs Jahre her, da. Diesem Hause Wohnung.  Las die Angst, las die 
Ergebung. Auch das scheint sehr sch.  Mit ihr Wunder. Zum Beispiel das 
Fasten X wozu ist es gut.  Du kannst nicht einmal reisen. Mit mir, es ist 
Raum und.  Freunde finden und viele Dinge kennenlernen. Sie leuchteten 
eines   Morgens im Grase auf.  Zunge zufXllige und wertlose Erscheinungen. 
Zeichnen, das ist eine   viel zu komplizierte Sache f.


  [] , Then the wisest ones did not teach a thinking still consciousness. 
You it, the Buddha. Because the Xlteste of the Samanas was not. Itself 
made, as such. Where are you at home. And then, one morning, straight to 
the hour of the. HXre it laugh more darXber. A schXne Mrs. me meets. As it 
heiXt. I bore myself thus a little. That was not anything as a fox such as 
hundredthousand other one. It fastete fXnfzehn days. It is now already six 
years ago, there. This house dwelling. If the fear read, resulting in read. 
Also seems much sch. With their miracle. For example X chamfered to which 
are good it. You cannot even travel. With me, it is area and. Friends find 
and many things become acquainted with. They shone one In the morning in 
the grass up. Tongue zufXllige and worthless features. Draws, that is one 
much to complicated thing f.



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[Onj]

At 8 AM eastern, as in, 4 minutes from now, listen to tbrn.
Patrick and myself will be doing a birthdays are bad for you! stream, not 
necessarily anything like the Thursdays are bad for you! streams of old, 
but who knows what will happen?  i certainly don't.  He certainly don't. 
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[Onj]

ARe you bored enough to pick up a phone and dial 1-702-520-5123?  If so, 
then do it at your earliest convenience and help us test the TBRN 
conference.
There's no point to doing it, but it's fun regardless.  If your in the UK, 
0207-0784221 will do the same thing, but with that number, you must press 0 
when you hear the stupid menu with the stupid voice prompts on said stupid 
menu.  It's stupid, but I think I made that clear by now.

Good table.




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The Talk2 List Automatic: Discombobulation of oven gloves immenant!

[Onj]

Hello.  This is a very on-topic message merely to ask why it is that the 
cecular groupy society of talkative squeeky chese pumps only now, after 
seconds of talks, signatures, piece-missions, lego buildings crumpling to 
nothing and finally the greatest and hugest, most diabolicle and uncouth 
boozlle, put all efforts into sitting down with 100 percent ifficiency and 
then jumping onto the wall over there, when that could have all been dealt 
with in a most queezy manner by the subordinate universal plug packs to be 
found almost anywhere on the planet?
I ask you fellow talk2 members, why?  I can't find any solution and to stop 
this sort of thing happening again, especially all over my nice wooden 
floor, I ask for your advice and help at this absolutely difficult moment 
of my life.
Any unusual members to be found free-floating on the ceiling are to be tied 
up and left to dangle by their toes from the zanfup light fixtures as soon 
as possible.

Any questions?  Any answers for that matter?



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The Talk2 List Sony Soundforge 9

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[Onj]

They never got around to it and have replaced the nic so now it'll be headed 
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Our nic is being replaced as it was reporting excessive errors on the 
routers at alphared so when it comes up I will do a shell login and bring 
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Re: The Talk2 List I guess this is a bad thing...

[Onj]

On Monday, March 19, 2007 11:40 PM,
Patrick Perdue happened to mention in passing:



Whassa matter, Louis. Don't want to use the all mighty Windows Vista?
Oh, but that is surely too bad, now isn't it? You know why? Because
Windows Live! messenger users will now get a free copy of Vista flashed
on
their flashable bios chips. Ya know, a cute little mini-copy that only
allows your
machine to run Windows Vista or later variants thereof, with no
backwards compatibility for XP, 2k, 98, or earlier versions of Windows
products, even under virtual machines! Any peripheral with a line-in or
other audio capture device will automatically be disabled. All high-end
sound
interfaces will become totally useless. Video capturing is out of the
question too, despite the fact that there are no such hardware
limitations.
You are only allowed to play the wave files from the default Windows
Vista sound scheme, and only
between the hours of 8:00 AM to 3:00 PM, Monday through Friday, and from
10:00 AM to 2:00 PM on Saturday. You will get no network access or
sounds on
Sunday, since this is the day of rest. You will, however, get to view
the complimentary 3d flowerbox screen saver. Non-Christian cultures will
simply have to deal, or face the
consequences.

All you need do is simply use Windows Live! messenger for a year or
more, and your bios will automatically be branded. Too bad if your
machine is incapable of actually running Vista -- you're stuck with it
after that point!


That, is a pain in the ass.  Well I'm stuck then aren't I?  Oh wait, Toshiba 
have a lovely windows-flashable bios thingy so I'm not as stuck as all that. 
Hey, what about protection for the bios?  Ever thought of a V-condom, would 
that do it?  lol




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Re: The Talk2 List I guess this is a bad thing...

[Onj]

On Monday, March 19, 2007 11:25 PM,
Patrick Perdue happened to mention in passing:


On 3/19/2007, 7:17:17 PM EDT, Nick wrote:


Good   thing too, I don't want Microsoft controlling Skype.


I think it'd be amusing to see an already crappy/trendy/cult-trapping
product turned into ...
uh.. can it get worse? Yeah, I guess it could be integrated into Windows
Live! messenger, which I hate almost as much as Skype. Or maybe
Skype/Outlook/Live Messenger/Ebay/MSN Gaming zone (is that still
around?) and other fun things will all emerge to create Skype live!
email, where everyone can see everyone else's mail, cut in on each
other's messenger conversations, and, with the aid of Microsoft Money,
efficiently take control of your finances by buying random things on
your behalf on the new Microsoft Ebay, all by simply participating in a
skype conference! Yeah,
fun times!

-- --


Gotta agree with you there on that one, Windows Live is a pile of utter 
shite.  I wish I'd never bothered installing it on here, but lucky for me 
it's just my laptop and not my primary machine.
When I built my desktop, I had kicking around on my server driver, a copy of 
MSN 7.5 which promptly got installed as I like it lots better than Live. 
Live can take a dive for all I care.
Contact exceleration has gone.  IE, typing in a contact's name and jumping 
directly to that contact.  NOw you type the first couple of letters (or 
more) and all it does now is to say found: XX contacts and give you a list 
of those.  To clear that, you use the wonderful backspace key and start from 
the very damn top of your list.
Now in a way that's like the Nokia contacts editor but in a phone, I can 
deal with that.  Where it's a list view or whatever, it should be like it 
always has been but oh no, they had to go screw that up didn't they?  Yes, 
they did.
Aah well, rant over.  Annoying little bastards are Microsoft!  Go die! 




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The Talk2 List Microsoft outlook and OE issues

[Onj]

Hi.  There's been a lot of talk on the rockbox list of late about 
top-quoting.  Now it seems only OE and Microsoft outlook do this by default, 
and it is rather backwards and stupid.
Email clients such as The BAt! Do not do this to my knowledge, or if they 
do, their owners fix this immediately.
A member of the Rockbox list posted this url which I find quite useful and 
now I use it in conjunction with OE.  OK so it's not the best mail client 
ever, nore does it really follow lovely RFC regulations but it just about 
works.  Microsoft can never quite get it right can they?
Anyway, I've introduced some people to it already and they seem to like it, 
so I thought I'd put it out there to talk2 members using OE and Microsoft 
outlook and see what they make of it.

http://home.in.tum.de/~jain/software/oe-quotefix/

Directly from the website comes a bit about what it does and why:

OE-QuoteFix will extend the functionality of MS Outlook Express in numerous 
ways! Its main purpose is to modify message composition windows on-the-fly 
to allow for correct quoting and to change the appearance of your plain-text 
replies and forwards in general: move your signature, use compressed 
indentation, have RFC compliant signatures, etc.
But the second feature is equally practical: OE-QuoteFix can instantly color 
quoted passages (according to the level of indentation), fix bad quoting and 
generally beautify messages as you view them in Outlook Express.

Quoting & Formatting

If you use Outlook Express as your mail/news client and make use of 
plain-text messages (which are still the way to go, especially in the 
usenet), you will have noticed that OE doesn't exactly feature the most 
intelligent quoting algorithm; in fact, it's the silliest one imaginable.


The following will probably look familiar... This is a simple sample text, 
and as you will see, Outlook Express is going

to wrap this line. I've always hated that! And one night I said to myself,
"It can't go on like this". And so I wrote OE-QuoteFix...

--
Dominik Jain
http://flash.to/oblivion
"Dominik Jain"  wrote in message
news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]

This is a simple sample text, and as you will see, Outlook Express is

going

to wrap this line. I've always hated that! And one night I said to myself,
"It can't go on like this". And so I wrote OE-QuoteFix...

--
Dominik Jain
http://flash.to/oblivion
"Dominik Jain"  wrote in message
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> This is a simple sample text, and as you will see, Outlook Express is
going
> to wrap this line. I've always hated that! And one night I said to

myself,

> "It can't go on like this". And so I wrote OE-QuoteFix...
>
> --
> Dominik Jain
> http://flash.to/oblivion
>
>





So there you have it.  That's a muchly cut down discription but I run it 
like Bewaresntp which is sitting in task manager but with no task bar icon 
and nothing in the system tray to even indicate that it is at all there.

Hope it's interesting to someone at least.


Andre P. Louis

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beyond Radio Network?  Visit one of the sites listed below:


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Free music:  http://tbrn.net/Beds


Online contacts:

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Skype: Andre_Louis
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Telephone contacts:

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The Talk2 List Phones from the recycle-it group

[Onj]

Don't know who would care, but for those who don't, some phones that might 
or might not be of interest to some folks.

The 6680's especially are at a premium price.  Not bad at all.




Andre P. Louis

Uncopyright, free music, compositions, Web-hosting and the new look to the 
beyond Radio Network?  Visit one of the sites listed below:


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My Live Journal: http://LJ.AndreLouis.COM
The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET
Free music:  http://tbrn.net/Beds


Online contacts:

 Email and NET Messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Skype: Andre_Louis
Aim: FreakyFwoof
Bitwise: FreakyFwoof

Telephone contacts:

In the United States: +1-404-806-5809  (Vonage)
 Home (United Kingdom):   +44-207-2212126
or +44207-076
 Cellular (United Kingdom): +44-7875-546903
--- Begin Message ---
Hi Friends,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Due to change of my internet service provider, I have been off line since 18 
December.

I am now back with my first items for 2007.  

I have two Nokia 6680 Smartphones in excellent condition.  They are compatible 
with the Talks speech software and for your convenience, I have installed the 
demo which works for ten minutes before you need to turn the handset off and on 
again to gain further ten minutes.

The phones are locked to Vodafone and the three network.

Although, these handsets are very powerful, they are extremely easy to use.  
The keys are large and can be easily identified by a totally Blind person.

The Nokia 6680 is an imaging smartphone that's as sophisticated and successful 
as you are. With two integrated digital cameras (1.3 megapixels in the back,
VGA in the front), you can conduct face-to-face video calls from your phone.

The Nokia 6680 imaging smartphone also has video sharing capability, so you can 
share and view video clips in the middle of a call. Send and receive emails
and view attached files on the high-resolution, 262,144-color display. All you 
have to do is pick it up, insert your SIM, and turn it on - the rest is
already inside.

Specifications :

Key Features
List of 10 items
. Two integrated digital cameras: 1.3 megapixel and VGA
. Experience two-way video calls and see face-to-face as you talk in real time
. Video sharing capability
. High-resolution, 262,144-color display
. Capture quality images and video
. Nokia XpressPrint printing solution: PictBridge, Bluetooth wireless 
technology, MultiMediaCard (MMC)
. Fast WCDMA and EDGE connections for broadband-speed browsing plus tri-band 
GSM phone with global roaming capability
. Convenient email access with automatic download to send images and view 
documents
. Calendar, contacts, and other personal information management features plus 
data printing
. Music player with stereo audio
list end

Display and User Interface
List of 5 items
. Active matrix, 262,144-color display (176 x 208 pixels)
. Automatic brightness control for display
. Five-way scroll key, two soft keys, application key, edit and clear keys, 
send and end keys
. Dedicated keys for voice dialing, commands, and Push to talk (PoC)
. Active standby screen
list end

Imaging
List of 12 items
. Two-way video call capability
. Video sharing for one-way live video or video clip sharing within the voice 
call
. Back side camera: integrated 1.3 megapixel camera sensor (1.23 megapixel 
effective resolution, 1280 x 960 pixels) with 6x digital zoom and slide for 
camera
protection, activation, and control
. Integrated flash (operating range up to 1.5 m)
. Flash modes: on, off, automatic
. Advanced camera modes: still, sequence, and video
. Settings for night, brightness adjustment, image quality, self-timer, white 
balance settings, and color tones
. Front side camera: integrated VGA camera (640x480 pixels) with 2x digital zoom
. Video and still image editors
. Movie Director for automated video production
. Nokia Image Manager
. Image and video clip uploading to the Web
list end

Nokia XpressPrint Printing Solution
List of 2 items
. Print digital photos directly from your imaging smartphone:
- Transfer photos directly to compatible printer or kiosk via Bluetooth 
wirelesstechnology, MultiMediaCard (MMC), or to PictBridge-compliant printer via
USB cable
- Built-in application is quick and easy to use; no installation, no fuss
. Find out more at
www.nokia.com/xpressprint
list end

RealPlayer Media Player
List of 6 items
. Download and play multimedia files (video and music)
. Stream media files from compatible media portals
. Full-screen video playback on the phone to view downloaded, streamed, or 
recorded video
. clips in larger size
. Played formats (decoding): .3gp and .mp4 file formats, MPEG-4 video, H.263 
video and
. AMR audio, RealMedia (Real Video and Real Audio), MP3, and AAC
list end

Memory Functions
List of 3 items
. 10 MB internal dynamic memory for contacts, text messages, multimedia 
messages, ringing tones, images, video clips, calendar notes, to-do list, and 
applications
. Expandable memory: Reduced Size Dual Vo

The Talk2 List Who is Lara Perdue anyway?

[Onj]

Yes, we'd all like to know that Patrick.
I hope you have an answer.
Also, who is Maria H, and why does she exist in the first place?

- Original Message - 
From: "Lara Perdue" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, January 03, 2007 9:21 PM
Subject: Why be an average guy any longer





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