I guess this goes under my Mayberry Moment category.
This past Saturday, four-year old John Clay was playing football coach and he
was heard making the
following remarks:
I will be your football coach.? I know everything about football.
Rule Number One:? If you have any questions, just ask me.
Yeah, I'd like to believe Ramona (the grand acting Mrs. Bectoris)?was just
pretending with ol' Barn on account of her husband, but
something deep down inside me says this gal did not remember him at all and for
that I give her a rude.
I mean, how can anybody forget our Barney?? It ain't
I'm sorry, my friend Ken (and all other trained noticers out there), but the
Shingles Lydia had should have been written with a capital S not a small
one.? I apologize for the confusion.
Not that I do know? for sure if Miracle Salve could not work on shingles--dang
stuff works on almost
Re Aunt Bee's refusal to say the word underwear in the Return to Mayberry
movie
Of course, now, me and Lydia don't have any inside information, but for Aunt
Bee to actually refuse
the voice-over for that reason, or for Andy or the other writers not to come up
with some kind of
a compromise
Well, there's one thing that has not changed.? I see those pesky question marks
are still hanging around and hanging around.
Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Receiver Girl--I wonder if the
Miracle Salve will
work on them as good as it did Lydia's shingles.
And there he'll come,
(This is my second copy.? But I forgot to sign my first one.? Go figure and
pass that bucket around.)
Hey, Friends!
I've been out nursing Lydia who's had the shingles and she's just been a beast,
I tell you, just a
beast!?? That girl whines over cold sores.? Give her a whole left side covered
Hey, Friends!
I've been out nursing Lydia who's had the shingles and she's just been a beast,
I tell you, just a
beast!?? That girl whines over cold sores.? Give her a whole left side covered
in the shingles and
she goes crazy.? Luckily I had several jars of the Miracle Salve to rub on her
and
Oh, man, have I enjoyed reading all the theories about Mr. Schwump.? (I do have
a secret crush on the
man, you know, and so does Lydia--easy enough to understand. He is a charmer.)?
Although the real love of my dreams
is Frisco Darling (a real man if there ever was a real man),? Mr. Schwump
(I know this is the second time this is running but I am trying something out
trying to get rid of the ?)
Friends and Neighbors,
I have a most peculiar problem.? Question marks are?appearing out of nowhere
and cluttering up my posts.? And here's the
real strange part.? On my copy, they are
Friends and Neighbors,
I have a most peculiar problem.? Question marks are?appearing out of nowhere
and cluttering up my posts.? And here's the
real strange part.? On my copy, they are no where to be seen!?
Curious.? Curious.? Now what? causes that? (That question mark did indeed come
from
Hello, Friends and Neighbors:
I'm mostly writing this to see if my computer is still acting ugly. But this
here is what I have to say.
Isn't it nice the way TAGS
kept using favorite actors in its shows? For example, the lovable Man in a
Hurry was the same actor to portray the Foster
First, what is with all those question marks that appeared in my last
post--about the education of Ernest T. Bass? I'm pretty sure I did not put
them there. Is my computer messing up or what? I
probably need to call the man.
Now, for my second observation. How many of you noticed that it was
With all the uproar on selling things, does this mean that I can only sign-off
as Gold Truck Receiver girl and no longer as a Dime Store Clerk Extraordinaire?
I wouldn't mind so much for myself, but this kind of thing just upsets Lydia
so...
Laura Lee Hobbs, the you-know-what clerk, and Gold
Dear Cassandra,
You are going to get a lot of response to your question, but what Barney is
saying to Andy is, Opie, your son and
heir... (walking hand in hand with Miss Crump).
Thought me and Lydia would be one of the first to help clear that one up for
you. We like to help when we can.
I have never known of any place more like Mayberry than the lovely community
where I was raised and that
is Shady Grove, Mississippi. Our parents worked, but a neighbor woman looked
out as best she could for my
brother and me. I mean, she didn't come to our house or anything, but she was
home
Marie,
Those photos of Barney and his other woman are gone. I would never want to
hurt our sweet Thelma Lou.
Just wasn't thinking.
For a quote me and Lydia have always been able to get a laugh out of:
Everybody lies at lunch. What of it?
Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck
Dear Mayberry Fans,
Like I said, Lydia choosing one of those slumped-over teenage boys for her EE
rather than a more mature
gentleman makes no sense. Just like that girl though. Doesn't thank--not a
bucket in sight.
Anyway, this week's special over at the Dime Store is cornmeal. A sack
This is a question to all you nice Mayberry fans who love to party.
If you were going to somewhere special and you needed an Emergency Escort
(known at the Dime Store as an EE) who would you pick--Mr. Schwamp or One of
those Slumped-over Teenage Boys?
Now, me personally, I'd choose our smiling
Attention: Mayberry Shoppers
This week's special at the Dime Store--two pound packages of salt for 10 cents
a package, either the plain kind or the kind with iodide added, a necessary
nutrient. Quantities limited to ten packages. That means that for about one
dollar you can buy (depending
Yeah, I know. Gomer didn't date Lydia. Goober did. But I bet they did talk
about it.
Ordinary conversation, not chit-chat.
Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Watcher Extraordinaire and
Confuser of the G cousins
I wonder what causes that?
Maybe I ought to see their doctor?
I have a message to N.B. or for that matter any other guy who says he would
never go out with Lydia.
Just remember the following rules: (Rule number one--Obey all rules. I just
had to say that!)
If you can keep her out of the sun (she gets the herpes), avoid guitar music
(she don't mind the
The following is a true Mayberry Moment. Hope you enjoy reading about it half
as much as I enjoyed living it.
Little four-year old red haired boy was propped up in bed watching a favorite
movie with a tray of chicken, fries, corn and tea on his lap, and me right
beside him. Every now and
We here at the Dime Store want to know about the fish named Floyd. Did he
ever make it to Nashville?
Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Watcher Extraordinaire and
naturally curious about fish
I'm headin' to Nashville.
You know, underneath everything, that Mr. Schwamp really is a deep thinker in
matters of the heart. He
knows a lot about love. I can't tell you how many times he has helped Lydia
get over the broken heart.
The man is wise.
And diseases? That man is a walking encyclopedia about
In light of what Dennis wrote about coffee, if I might add the following
opine (and Mr. Scwamp agrees with
me totally): Nothing beats a hot cup of coffee in a big, thick plain white
mug. I don't know why, but I do
like my cup of Joe better in those thick white cups than in any kind of fancy
Dear Mayberry Fans,
On my last post, I spelled Danna's name with only one n when it should have
had two; I made at least one punctuation error; and I had a number
of subject/verb disagreements. But if you noticed them, just give me a D plus,
unless we are grading on
scale, and then I think
I grew up wishing Andy were my father. More than anything, I wanted Andy for a
dad. He was always loving
to Opie and fair and proud of him, and was just about the exact opposite of the
one I got, though I love my
father and know he did his best under hard circumstances.
So, please, excuse
Granted, I do not consider myself in any way to be a trained noticer when it
comes to the colored episodes,
but I would like to comment briefly on the two episodes that aired last night.
Regarding the episode concerning Warren's sleep walking: Why do you think
Helen felt safe running into
the
Hey, Everybody!
The Dime Store is closed today (hope that doesn't inconvenience anyone too
much), but anyway, we had the
set on TV Land and Leave It To Beaver was on. Saw our Floyd playing a barber
named Andy. It sure was
curious. He gave Wally his first professional shave, not that Wally
Dear Friends,
While some of you were getting repeat Digests, I did not receive Digest 363.
Got Digest 361 and 362 and
364, but no 363. Some kind of computer glitch, I guess, or maybe Lydia is
hiding it from me because I talked
about the albatross and her hating vultures and all. You know
Dear Mayberry Friends,
Yes, Sirs and Madams, you name it and we probably got it at the Dime Store
where our motto is, If we ain't
got it, you don't need it. And service with a grin.
And gossip. Lots and lots of gossip, but hopefully none of it mean-spirited.
To be completely fair about it,
Dear Friends,
When last we heard of it, the noble albatross was being used by Barney to
describe Gomer dating Lydia:
There he'll come, dragging that albatross behind him.
Today we learn that this mighty bird can be used to help monitor the world's
climate. A team from the University of
It took Seven calls to get a right answer to your Aunt Bee pickle question?
Do the tears on your pillow bespeak the pain that is in your heart?
Laura Lee Hobbs and the rest of the gang over at the Dime Store
Check out
Dear Albert and Other Friends in Mayberry,
It is indeed with sadness that I learn of the heartbreak of Christmas Past and
shopping in the Dime Store.
Let's not let that happen again, Sir.
As you know, our motto at the Dime Store is, If we don't have it, you don't
need it. Now, of course,
OK, friends, get out your thankin' buckets and let's have a set while we
ponder this. What kind of house
do you suppose Ernest T. Bass lives in?
Do you reckon it is a house--in the usual sense of the word--at all? I mean,
with walls and a floor and
a roof? Or do you think, like I do, that he
News Alert:
Hazel, the piano player, has just given me and the girls a B+ in our breathing!
Take that Mrs. Poultice!
Yes, our practicing is coming along just fine. Last night we ran our song,
Sliver Bells and Gold Trucks
by John Masters and he actually had tears running down his face.
Dear Kim, and you other Nice People from Mayberry Land,
I'm sorry, Sweetie, but I just HAD to read your post. Even though you had a
Laura Lee, read no further
sign on it, you know how curious I am, and that just set me off like a bear to
honey. I don't mind you one
little bit for going to
Dear People of Mayberry and especially Thelma Lou,
First, let's clear up a little mistake in my last post. Of course, it was the
taxidermist who sewed up Hogette's head; it was Ernest T. who hit her. Glad
that's off my chest.
I also love it when we can turn a frustrating situation into a
This is one for the Trained Noticers out there, but I don't recall it being
brought up before. Emma's last
name changed from Brant (remember in the Ellie Comes to Town episode) to
Watson (ex., The Manicurist). Me and Ima Winslow (Hogette's sister) just
wanted to see how many of you were
Dear Friends,
Aunt Bee wouldn't come to the door for Opie and his family? Gee whiz, that's
troubling news, but maybe we
can think of a reason. Like perhaps she had a late party the night before and
she was just worn out and
didn't even hear the buzzer.
Or maybe she was out visiting Clara.
Greetings From the Dime Store,
First to my friend John Masters, may I ask if you specifically have a special
piece that you ordered all the
way from New York City for me and the girls to sing? Not that me and Lydia and
Viola Slatt are particularly
good singers, but we'll give it all we got.
Dog gone you, Untrained Voice. With what you wrote yesterday, you made all of
us at the Dime Store
cry and you know how Lydia hates to cry. She don't mind gettin' a little
weepy-eyed, but she hates to
cry. Even Mr. Schwump broke down so hard his hair piece had to be adjusted.
Now that's
Hello, Friends,
Me and the girls were watching my little TV on its 11 inch screen (the one we
keep at the Dime Store when
business gets a little slow) and you know what we noticed? Not many of the
sitcoms keep family pictures
in the homes. Remember the observation Paul wrote about the
Attention: Mayberry Fans. Attention: Mayberry Fans.
The quote Gomer didn't tell me. I heard it from Laura Lee Hobbs over at the
Dime Store, should have
read, Barney didn't tell me...
Why is that a person recognizes a mistake as soon as she sends in her post and
not BEFORE she pushes the
Dear Untrained Voice,
You have a deviated WHAT? We girls (and boys) over at the Dime Store are
really concerned about you.
Mr. Schwump wants to know if you have ever tried hanging yourself in the closet
the way Barney did? He
says that may straighten things out a bit. Maybe put a few light
Dear Friends (and you are my friends),
Me and the girls over at the Dime Store have an idea for a Monopoly piece.
What about a Gold Truck?
Seems to do the trick for us.
Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold truck Watcher Extraordinaire
Gomer didn't tell me. I heard it from Laura Lee
Dear Albert Acevedo,
It was an exciting day at the Dime Store. The girls went crazy reading your
post, not that many of us have
ever actually been to Morelli's, but you sure sounded like you looked
sharp--nervous--but sharp. But don't
worry now, we'll get you through it.
Lydia mostly stays
It was another exciting day at the Dime Store. I do my best to keep my
customers informed--ok no laughing
now--and one way is to buy them newspapers from many different parts of the
country.
In a straight from Kelsey's Woods department, the following comes from a paper
which was running
Hello, Friends,
It was another exciting day at the Dime Store.
Thinking about the Melissa story (or as it is entitled Barney on the Rebound)
don't you think Andy let Melissa
and her daddy/husband off too easy? I mean, as soon as he knew for sure they
were trying to con poor old
Barney,
Dear Doug,
I don't mean to be too picky either but you have completely confused two
episodes. Yes, there is the scene where Andy and Opie come in on Thelma Lou
and Barney kissing--the one where Barney tries to
hide his head in the filing cabinet, the one you remember and it is in the
Dear Friends,
It was another exciting day at the Dime Store. Ernest T. Bass came in with a
bag of freshly killed 'possums.
That guy knows where the money is.
'Possums' pelts?
Daddy, you are sooo right.
Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Watcher Extraordinaire
Dear Friends,
It was another exciting day at the Dime Store. Ernest T. Bass came over and we
discussed which epilogue
we thought was the best ending to a particular show. It was a hard task. But
Ernest T's and Lydia's and my top three choices, in no particular order, are:
The women
Dear Albert and any other interested Miracle Salve Buyer,
It was another exciting day at the Dime Store. And yes, you can indeed
purchase Miracle Salve at the Dime
Store either by the jar (39 cents a bottle) or by the gross, which involves a
higher level of mathematics which I'm just not
Lovely People of Mayberry,
If you read my last post, of course, my hair ain't exactly going back;
hopefully, it's growing back, but
after what happened with Miracle Salve, we can only pray, can't we? Anyway,
wig will arrive soon. Still
ain't heard from Neil My card in case you ever need my
It was another exciting day in the Dime Store today. Mr. Schwump came in and
told me where I can
buy a wig to wear while my hair is going back after the unfortunate incident
with Miracle Salve. And if
there is one thing that Mr. Schwump knows--and we all know that there is
definitely one
It was another exciting day in the Dime Store. Sarah's mother came by and
she's 100% in favor of the Miracle Salve. Said it worked wonders on her hip
after she injured it at the bowling alley several years
ago.
Bless her heart.
'Course, my hair is still falling out in bunches, bunches.
Laura
Attention: All people of Mayberry. Attention: All people of Mayberry.
Do not use Miracle Salve on human head. Do not use Miracle Salve on human head.
I do not care what Viola Slatt may have told you.
It will cause hair to come out in bunches. Bunches...Bunches.
I will be contacting Mr. Neil
Hey to All,
Lydia came into the Dime Store early this morning with her lovely but aged dog,
J. Oliver. I have told her and
told her to leave him at home, but the girl will not listen to me. She wanted
to buy a bottle of Miracle Salve
for J. Oliver; seems that he has another case of the
Dear Jim,
The movie where you saw our Floyd play a doctor was Anatomy of a Murder, an
excellent if somewhat
dark film, starring James Stewart and Lee Remick, George C. Scott, Orson Bean,
and many other well-
known actors. It did seem rather odd seeing Floyd play a serious role (which
he did
Dear Mike,
Now listen, Mike, I like Leonard Blush just as much, if not better than, you
do. But I have to ask:
Leonard Blush, Leonard Blush. Is that all you people can talk about-- Leonard
Blush.
Lydia likes him. She don't love him. But she likes him.
Me? I L-O-V-E him. Even better when
Regarding the fact that once I used to write in as Laura Lee Hobbs, then I
used the name Lydia, now
I'm back as Laura Lee Hobbs,
a lot of people have split personalities...what of it?
Laura Lee Hobbs (for right now anyway) Pretty name.
Hogette? Yeah, yeah. It's French.
Did any of you ever notice the following thing: Aunt Bee often wore the
same outfits over and over, just like we do in real life, while today's
actresses--even if they are not suppose to be rich--usually never wear the same
outfit twice on their show?
We certainly saw Aunt Bee's dresses more
Hello, good people of Mayberry,
I've been having a little correspondence with a sweet lady, Marie to be exact,
and she got me wondering about
the differences in the girls Barney dated.
Obviously, we never even got to see Juanita. But don't we all have in our
minds what that lady looked like?
Hello, Good People of Mayberry,
We all know the qualities of Barney that made him, well, human. He could be
weak. He wasn't faithful to
Thelma Lou. Heaven knows his pride got the better of him more times than it
should have. And he may not
have been the best deputy in the world no matter
Dear Harriet and All you other picky spellers out there,
Yes, Heaven knows we don't have enough accurate spellers in our world. But if
we are going to be accurate,
let's go all the way and include our dear Allan Newsome (not Allen, as some
spell the name).
But me and my Lydia just happen to
As a member of the 99.9% who did not know about Goober's sisters or the failed
series pilot show,
may I be one of the first to say, aren't we lucky to have Paul?
Well, Wynken will tell Blynken, Blynken will tell Nod, Nod will tell Barney,
and Barney will tell you.
No, you did not know about it,
In the episode of Howard as the Big Brother (when he agrees to mentor a
teenage troubled boy and falls
for the boy's older sister), Goober mentions that he (Goober) is an only child.
However, I clearly remember
a show about Goober's brilliant brother. This was probably in the Mayberry RFD
Hello, Mayberry friends and relatives,
After being off the air for several weeks--and it was a pain, don't you
know?--me and Lydia are now back
amongst you all here in the pleasant land of Mayberry. What a pleasure it is
just to breathe the air.
I'll try not to cause too much trouble.
Hello, Mayberry friends and relatives,
After being off the air for several weeks--and it was a pain, don't you
know?--me and Lydia are now back
amongst you all here in the pleasant land of Mayberry. What a pleasure it is
just to breathe the air.
I'll try not to cause too much trouble.
-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com
Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sun, 1 Oct 2006 2:48 PM
Subject: It's Me, It's Me--It's Laura Lee
Hello, Mayberry friends and relatives,
After being off the air for several weeks--and it was a pain, don't you
Hello, Everyone!
Me and Laura Lee Hobbs thought Brian's idea of inviting all the former kid
actors
from TAGS to share with us their behind the scenes memories of the show was
just great. I welcome all the information I can get on my Andy's and what I
love
best is any little secrets of the cast
Lydia here,
Firstly,
I used the wrong their in the subject line of my last post. It should have
been
they're nice. Heck, I probably made a lot more mistakes, but just sending
that
post in, I happened to notice that particular spelling error.
Secondly,
in the Gold Truck episode, me and Laura
Hey, Everybody!
I was over at the Dime Store buying up another pair of binoculars and me and
Laura Lee Hobbs discussed why people did not use the show's proper titles,
and why people don't use a little effort and look up some of their questions for
themselves?
We are not experts by any means, but
Hello, Mayberry fans,
Laura Lee Hobbs was at home last night doing her best work with her binoculars
when I came over with the Digest. We discussed the Duane question about the
baby twin boys being left on the sidewalk while everybody went inside the hotel
to wonder about the Stranger in Town.
Hello, Good Mayberry Fans (and is there another kind?),
In regards as to why Opie just allowed the other young boy to beat him out of
that job, I do believe that Dana's darling person hit the nail right on the
head.
Watching the entire episode, we do see that Andy starts out by taking
Hello, Good Mayberry Fans (and is there another kind?),
In regards as to why Opie just allowed the other young boy to beat him out of
that job, I do believe that Dana's darling person hit the nail right on the
head.
Watching the entire episode, we do see that Andy starts out by taking perhaps
Hello, Everyone,
You all do know that today (Friday) is Bastille Day? Well, it is. So if any
of you want to take a drink--just for celebration purposes--I thought I'd
remind you.
Not that me and Laura Lee Hobbs ever touch the stuff. We don't believe in
gambling either. We think it's a sin
I was over at the Dime Store the other day with my beautifully aged but infirmed
dog J. Oliver when Ima Hogg walked right up to the counter with an arm full of
stuff
she had just bought. All kinds of buttons and bows and hair adornments. You
name it, Ima bought it.
Now, J. Oliver had just been
On Otis the drunk.
Let's be fair. No, they did not portray him realistically. But, the show did
include an
episode where Otis acknowledged that he embarrassed his wife with his conduct.
And they were properly outraged when they thought Otis had bought a car and
could be driving drunk. In those
Saw Juanita out riding in her Pink Cadillac-the one she says she won from
selling
Mary Kay on the side- yesterday with the top down, wind blowing at her
decorative hair net, out on Highway Six. Lucky thing Check Point
Checky wasn't out there because that girl was doing nearly 45 (give 'em 30,
Juanita came in the Dime Store to buy one of our decorative hair nets for her
employment at the Diner. She was upset, however, because of a fight with her
mother.
It seems that Juanita is more of a dog personality while her mama is a
giraffe
person: Sticking her head up in the air, always
Naw, Janet (Thelma Lou) my Smith Brothers (Bill, A.J. and Plumber) weren't the
Smith Brothers that Barney talked about--just the ordinary Shady Grove variety
kind that ate 1/2 gallon ice cream right from the carton with one of those
little
wooden spoons while sitting in the store before a bit of
Yes, the Dillards do sing a song about Shady Grove--and it's a g-o-o-d one!
But I want to point out that the community of Shady Grove, Mississippi, does
indeed exist and everything I wrote about it is the truth. It's between the
towns of Mize and Magee, or about 50 miles north of Hattiesburg,
Viola Slatt was in the Dime Store buying Lava soap to pin to her sheets to cure
the jimmy legs.
She said she read about it in Dr. Gott's column in Mayberry After Midnight.
You don't have to use Lava soap. Any brand will do.
Viola just likes that kind.
Ima Grillo had the trembly legs and she
Yeah, I am a little old gossipy thing, and I may wear a bucket on my head now
and
then to thank better; and heaven knows I do love a pork-chop sandwich; and,
yeah, I often keep a bow on my head to cover up the crack where the taxidermist
sewed up my head where Ernest T. Bass threw the rock and
Shady Grove, Mississippi, is about as Mayberry as you can get. Actually, it is
more
like Green Acres, but let's not split hairs here.
Besides the family with the phone on a pole outside, we had a wandering family
who traveled everywhere by bike, lived in a one-room shack deep out in the woods
Ima Grillo was in the Dime Store today loading up on Vicks Vapor Rub to treat
her
toenail fungus, and Laura Lee Hobbs remarked how nice she looked. It reminded
me of one of Barney's favorite sayings, Homely in the cradle, pretty at the
table,
'cause you all will remember that Ima was a
Ima Grillo was in the Dime Store today loading up on Vick's Vapor Rub to treat
her
toenail fungus, and Laura Lee Hobbs remarked how nice she looked. It reminded
me of one of Barney's favorite sayings, Homely in the cradle, pretty at the
table,
'cause you all will remember that Ima was a
Ima Grillo was in the Dime Store today buying Q-tips and she told us that the
story about Myra Koontz had to do with an ill-fated fling she had with one of
the Milo boys after he returned from the War.
You know he came back a little shell-shocked anyway, and the incident with
Barney and the
Dear Kenneth,
Your thoughts on our pal, Goober, were very touching. And I appreciate
everything you had to say.
As revealed in a colored
episode, he has a smart, well-educated brother. And while some of you
may find that this missing puzzle to the piece of Goober is too far-fetched,
I
I was over at the Dime Store today to buy a Maurine Earwax Removal Kit for my
infirm friend, Ima Grillo, when me and Laura Lee Hobbs got to talking about
Briscoe Darling. And the point of our discussion was this:
With apologies to the other fine men on our Best Loved Show, Mr. Darling is
I know, I know...Misspelled President Coolidge. Just didn't catch it in time.
Also had an off when it should have been of. That's all I can think of.
Come on now. We all make goofs. Well, most of us do anyway. It's what
keeps us nice. Because don't we all just hate a perfect person?
Not
Yeah, I wrote that about the cold weather because it bugs me a lot, but I
have to admit I would be getting off TAGS a bit because it's other shows that
most
offends. They have settings in the real cold states (for no discernible
reason, unlike the clear reason Andy chose North Carolina) and
I was treating my aged but senile dog J. Oliver for the mange when I got to
thinking about the last time I was in a real good fight with anybody.
It was the time me and Laura Lee Hobbs got into a fight over Butcher Boy. There
was ham hocks and T-bones flying all over the place! We finally
Do you all reckon that Mr. Schwump could have been an alien? I mean, he
appeared among the living for a while and then left, leaving absolutely no trace
of himself behind. Curious. Curious, curious, type of fellow.
Makes you thank.
Laura Lee Hobbs (I would have ended this with one of 'em
Did Barney say the line, I don't want to be standing in no stag line with old
man
Schwump and a bunch of slumped over teenage boys?
Cause, you know if he did me and Laura Lee Hobbs would have kept him and Andy
from having to be in a stag line. I couldn't have actually danced with the
boys.
Bad
Great points made on Clint Howard appearing in My Name Is Earl. I so wanted
to
see him eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That would have made my
day. And, yes, he did look a lot like our beloved Ernest T. I think he would
take that as a compliment.
Laura Lee Hobbs was wild to hear
I'm rarely a picky person. But I guess today I'm in one of those picky moods
that Laura Lee Hobbs says will be the death of her. So
excuse me while I find a minor point and pick it to death. My apologies to
Laura Lee.
You know, the characters on my best loved show were never dressed warmly
Ah, yes, me and the Butcher Boy.
Good times...Good times.
Lydia (My only crime is being attractive to men, and an unfortunate allergy
to the sun that causes
the herpes)
___
WBMUTBB mailing list
WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com
An older couple were lamenting the sad fact that all their children were no
longer
living in their home.
The father said how empty the house seemed now.
The mother replied that, yes, it surely did seem empty. But haven't we made
the world nice and full?
This story really happened because the
1 - 100 of 126 matches
Mail list logo
