No, the current crop of Iraqis didn't rise and destroy Saddam because the
brave ones who tried that more than a decade ago (when they thought we were
going to continue all the way into Baghdad) were slaughtered.
*jeep!
---Chet
If ya thinks ya is right, ya deserfs credit - even if ya is wrong
. Certainly not. There is/are no longer a/any United States. Disunity
is the order of the day.
*jeep!
---Chet
If ya thinks ya is right, ya deserfs credit - even if ya is wrong. --Gus
Segar via Popeye
- Original Message -
From: Jonathan Scott [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED
.. With my memory, I'm not sure if I'd remember to show up -- or
if I'd remember whether I'd been there or not.
*jeep!
---Chet
If ya thinks ya is right, ya deserfs credit - even if ya is wrong. --Gus
Segar via Popeye
- Original Message -
From: Gerald Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL
From: good old Jon Spencer
If I recall, if you could eat 7 bowels
YUH!
you goat a 100% Dixie score.
That's one way to get their goat!
*jeep!
---Chet
If ya thinks ya is right, ya deserfs credit - even if ya is wrong. --Gus
Segar via Popeye
On Sat, 1 Nov 2003 17:45:22 -0700 George Cobabe [EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:
Thought you might like to read a short paper I wrote which may have
some
application to the question.
George
[Nothing by George follows.]
Wow! That WAS a short paper!
*jeep!
--Chet
PS: The actual paper
.
*jeep!
--Chet
And, yep, I'm reproducing Rusty's entire message as an encouragement for
other Zionists to be there too.
On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 10:26:04 -0800 Rusty Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:
When I first heard of this incident, my gut reaction was anger and
disgust
were so corrupted.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 09:00:51 -0900 John W. Redelfs
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
I have been reading THE AMERICAN RELIGION by Harold Bloom and I ran
across
On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 19:47:09 -0500 John A. English, n/OEF
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Hello folks, seems rather quiet out there.
SHH!! --We're hunting wabbits!
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
Chet is merely a character from Thimble Theatre (the comic strip which
introduced and now stars Popeye). His Bizarro twin is Retsehc. And him
talk like a Weisenger baby do.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
Ouch! The traffic is getting so slow around here that Jon is reduced to
using jokes that even *Lois Clark* recycled. (Or was that a Byrned
issue of Superman?)
Oops - pardon me. That was Jon's Bizarro twin: Noj.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible
Maybe. Or it may be that I can forgive Cal Worthinginton for cheating me
when he sold me a broken-down car. I do NOT have to ever buy a car from
Cal Worthington again.
Similarly, a woman can forgive someone who abused her. (I don't know how
they can, I only know that they must for their own
?
And her whole tone is that of the stereotype of the soldier who is upset
there is no more war to fight.
So the real answer is: Mormon feminists haven't gone anywhere. They're
still here, working to build the Kingdom of God, male and female, helpers
meet for each other.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start
Yep. He was obviously a first cousin of the agnostic dyslexic insomniac.
On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 00:29:24 -0400 Jon Spencer
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Noj
on diabetes out there, and usually has news and
reviews of new products and developments before ADA's magazine does.
Best of luck!
(OK - the rest of you can peek now.)
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
On Tue, 30
Since Joseph noted that Paul had been mistranslated -- what Paul (not
Paul Osborne) actually advised was that it wasn't correct for women to
RULE in church. If you read the rest of Paul's letter, it's pretty
obvious that men shouldn't RULE in church either.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing
improve my opinions.
*jeep!
--Chet
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are doing the impossible.
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He's speaking of affordability. Right now, he has no medical plan --
which is one big reason for the day job that he hopes will become full
time Real Soon Now. There's a lot of people in that boat nowadays. If
it weren't for my VA benefits, I would be too.
*jeep!
--Chet
On Sat, 16 Aug 2003
On Wed, 13 Aug 2003 14:57:23 GMT Larry Jackson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:
This is news to me. Never heard of a list called
MormonThinkers.
Neither have I. Though I could think of a list or two which could be
called MormonStinkers.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary
Could mean that this is where all our principals came from. Our
principal was Seminole.
*jeep!
--Chet
Ronn! Blankenship wrote:
Probably due to the statement in the introduction to the BoM which
states that they are the principal ancestors . . .
So Kent wondered:
So does that mean
, seeing my daughter's twisted
back straightened by 40+% (with no medical treatment) right after she
received her endowments. (Mind you, I'm extremely grateful and
impressed.)
What miracles seem miraculous to you?
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly
that we
live in hope, not in despair. And I know in whom I have placed my hope.
*jeep!
--Chet
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of fact, Roy liked one spoof that I did for the
Alter-Ego Fans list (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/alter-ego-fans/) that
he's planning to run it in a (very) future A/E. (It's a spoof of issue
#50, so it will be years yet.)
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible
impossible. Not only do we have to have faith that the
Savior will cause these goals to be ultimately reached, we have to have
faith that we will never see the goals obtained in our lifetimes.
*jeep!
--Chet
On Mon, 14 Jul 2003 21:31:11 -0500 Stacy Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:
In other words
that I felt like laughing
aloud. And it's probably been good for me to restrain myself.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
[Non-text portions of this message have been removed
. This doesn't say whether or not families are studying it
on their own time or applying it in Real Life (which is the acid test, I
guess) but the church is, collectively, doing a lot more than it was.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
Diet) that was published around 1992 or 1993. (Or in the 19th century,
however you look at it.)
May all your readings be low, but not TOO low.
*jeep!
--Chet
The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand!
Surf
Reminds me of the spoof National Enquirer front page: BOY TRAPPED IN
REFRIGERATOR EATS OWN FOOT!
*jeep!
--Chet
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 00:53:48 -0400 Scott McGee
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Sorry, I forgot that the list strips attachments. Load this URL to
see
the picture:
http
) from your
average temple worker. Unless that temple worker has been there for 8+
hours, in which case you'll notice the smell of exhaustion.
*jeep!
--Chet
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 04:11:31 -0700 Stacy Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:
What are we supposed to do about temple workers' hands? Are we
Not too complicated. Before glucose testing, I spray the area I'm going
to puncture with the antiseptic. With my current glucose meter, I can
use my forearm rather than my fingers. Finger-sticking hurts!
*jeep!
--Chet
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 18:11:56 -0700 Stacy Smith [EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes
Y'know, this thread wouldn't have been half as fun if we hadn't watched
*Monk* last night. g
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
The best thing
We have a reactivated brother who is having difficulties with Redhat
Linux. He says it's the basics (upgrading and uploading). I remember
John leading a good and informative Linux discussion over a year ago. Is
there anyone left who might be able to help this good buddy out?
*jeep!
--Chet
, ignorance, and stupidity as of evil intent.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand!
Surf the web up
.
And if this message doesn't make it to the list, I'll know Topica died
again.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are
doing the impossible.
- Original Message -
From: John W. Redelfs [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday
these things. That
may have been once so, but it appears that he long since became a person
of truth and light -- and thus cannot do works of darkness.
Not that he'd want to.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
by now.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
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his face
in.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
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Stacy Smith wrote:
Yes, I like those funny jokes too.
As opposed to the jokes I usually tell.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
Stacy Smith wrote:
Can I call from out of state?
I did. The human answering the line after you press 2 (they were
getting more calls than their computer could handle, I guess) did ask me
if I was calling from out of state - and from where.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary
background checks.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
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route.
*jeep!
--Chet
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are doing the impossible.
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member in my
stake when they become available.
No, he means you should purchase the inevitable classic collector's
leather embossed box sets of LOTR movie (all three parts) DVD for each
member in MY stake.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
Stacy Smith wrote:
Not you. I'll take you any day over this other character. His last
name
is Wright.
So Wright is wrong. I'll have to remember that.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
. (Even though my e-mail is down again.
MStar used to be s good!)
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
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Jim Cobabe wrote:
Perhaps now the Dems will promote someone decent.
They could do worse than Tipper. If she could only get rid of that Al
guy.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
Jim Cobabe wrote:
All this hobbit business makes my feet itch!
Makes me hungry for second and third breakfasts.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
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Baptist,
and in all my wife's years in various Protestant churches, neither of us
thought it made sense. I thought it sounded like an accident with
Scotty's transporter. (Aye, Cap'n -- we've accidently merged two life
forms again.)
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary
. It's not
that I trust Those In Power, it's just that I know there's TOO MUCH
information available to be effectively sorted out.
Oh - I did not mean to imply that any task performed by our government
might be effective.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible
Protestant churches, neither of us
thought it made sense. I thought it sounded like an accident with
Scotty's transporter. (Aye, Cap'n -- we've accidently merged two life
forms again.)
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing
Elmer L. Fairbank wrote:
Sure blame it on the buttered cat .. gloating goats and glazed
groats
and grazed oats indeed!
And little lambs eat ivy. A-deedle-dee-aiydee-doo, wouldn't you?
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing
!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
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for further instructions?
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
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that - in life outside cyberspace - we speak more
plainly in the temple than in our chapels, and less plainly in the
workplace and among our nonmember families than in our chapel buildings.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
, and then gives the state to Iraq for a Christmas present.
But it wouldn't fit in the subject line.
I wanna read THAT thread!
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
A touch! A veritable touch!
Stacy Smith wrote:
I'm not losing my touch. I've been able to read braille just fine.
Lol.
Stacy.
At 05:45 PM 12/08/2002 -0800, you wrote:
There hasn't been any traffic for the past two days. We're losing our
touch...
Harold
*jeep!
--Chet
are tentative pending further data. --JWR
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible.
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Harold Stuart wrote:
There hasn't been any traffic for the past two days. We're losing our
touch...
Maybe you all are losing your touch; I'm merely losing my mind.
*jeep!
--Chet (Where did you last see it, Chet?)
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
Geoff FOWLER wrote:
Chet favored us with the following:
And every Protestant church I've dealt with has the
doctrine that True Christians will be neutered angels
in Heaven, with no more feeling for their spouse than
one would have for a faithful brother or sister.
If that is what
between the two, but no causative element. There
are other
extremists around, too, like the IRA.
Not to mention the IRS.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
Scott McGee wrote:
On Thu, 5 Dec 2002 18:41:37 +, Chet [EMAIL PROTECTED] said:
For that matter, neither had Theodore or Simon. I'm pretty sure that
Leonardo had been, though Clyde Crashcup had Word of Wisdom problems.
OK, I am curious now. Lets see:
Theodore and Simon would
here is old enough to recognize the
source for our subject line?
*jeep!
--Chet
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are doing the impossible.
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(though it puzzles me) because that's NOT
MY JOB. I have too much concern about following him myself, and
following whenever I come across hard doctrine which requires sacrifice
or which I don't understand.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
reshot most of Superman 2, making it more comical.
(Did the Saalkinds have a policy of hiring only directors named
Richard?)
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
Regardless, in 1836 when the revelation was given, Alvin still had not
been baptized
For that matter, neither had Theodore or Simon. I'm pretty sure that
Leonardo had been, though Clyde Crashcup had Word of Wisdom problems.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's
be hell. And every Protestant church I've dealt with has the doctrine
that True Christians will be neutered angels in Heaven, with no more
feeling for their spouse than one would have for a faithful brother or
sister. Superamalgamated bummer!
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary
Ah! So it's not one of Scott's BOOKS which is banned. He, personally,
is. I guess the boy gets too rowdy when pumped up with Burger King
chow.
*jeep!
--Chet
Jon Spencer wrote:
I believe that he is.
Jon
- Original Message -
From: Larry Jackson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL
by international third-party standards), and greater
infant
survival rates.
But you have fewer McDonalds.
And we have similar demographics to boot.
Well if we booted our demographics, we'd probably be just as well off.
If not better.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary
giving up that there is great victory and power if
one keeps trying and having faith in promises from Father.
And I can tell you that there's nothing more wonderful than seeing
promises fulfilled.
*jeep!
--Chet
PS: All the Everything Going Wrong problems solved themselves within
hours
.
*jeep!
--Chet
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are doing the impossible.
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Christians, but I
disagree that there are true Christians outside the Church.
Chet sez: This is something I have always had a problem with. I know
many good and wonderful people who profess to be Christians who are not
LDS (such as my parents). And I wonder (and I ask them) how can one
love
Chet wrote:
John, our BLT said (but without so many sideways carrots as appear in
this reply - but that's because I can't get Zion to appear in my e-mail
box and have to use this clunky reply system on Topica. Rant, rave. Oh
- where was I?)
Happily, it appears that them there sideways
Have been trying to post this for over a month, but Topica kept locking
me out of the Zion list. These are my notes from conference, and I
wonder if I can get your thoughts. Perhaps you'll even be able to
correct any errors in my transcriptions. And I'm cc-ing some of the
smartest people I
.
President Monson - Lehi's dream described pornography (mists of darkness
description).. If you do not magnify your calling, God will hold you
accountable.
President Hinckley - I feel like a little blue engine. I hope I can, I
hope I can. [Chet interjects: Little BLUE engine??] This must never
of another right now) who was consistently consistent.
At least with Wellstone, you always knew where you stood and where he
stood.
*jeep!
--Chet
Gary Smith wrote:
Can you imagine the nerve of the Democrats at Paul Wellstone's memorial
service? I'm not very impressed with the liberal agenda
into action a few years ago and then all the humans laid
each other off.
There I go, gettin' all paranoid again...
*jeep!
--Chet
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Good grief, you described Cherie and me in 1975! Except it was on the
BORDER of Oklahoma but in Missouri, near the Arkysaw line.
*jeep!
--Chet
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you
are doing the impossible
been
unable. I'll see if the website permits me to do that.
*jeep!
--Chet
John W. Redelfs wrote:
Re: Bouncing messages
Dear Listmember,
A number of you have been having trouble receiving list mail from time
to
time. Still others have been automatically removed from the list
Before I forget (some have senior moments; I have senior months) I thank
Mark-with-a-K and John-with-a-BLT for getting me back on Topica (motto:
We hate Mark Chet) so I can read y'all's missives and (when I think I
might not embarass myself) participate.
Thank you again
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