It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the
balls to do it.
On Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 6:03 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Broken pencils are pointless.
On Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 10:08 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I wondered why the
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:16 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Why did Cleopatra always go around saying no? Because she was the queen
of denial.
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 5:26 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Broken pencils are pointless.
On Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 10:08 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:16 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Why did Cleopatra always go around saying no?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 4:18 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 2:12 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
How do you make holy
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:12 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 4:18 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
What do you call a dinosaur
Why did Cleopatra always go around saying no? Because she was the queen of
denial.
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 5:26 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:12 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew on me.
On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 9:02 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 6:42 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Class trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 8:23 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew on me.
On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 9:02 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 2:12 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 8:23 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I didn't like my
Class trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
On Sat, Mar 8, 2014 at 11:55 AM, Richard J. Williams
pundits...@gmail.comwrote:
On 3/8/2014 9:23 AM, Share Long wrote:
if they had reservations, wouldn't that make them hesitate?
Christopher Columbus discovered the New World
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 6:42 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Class trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
On Sat, Mar 8, 2014 at 11:55 AM, Richard J. Williams pundits...@gmail.com
wrote:
On 3/8/2014 9:23 AM,
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
On Fri, Mar 7, 2014 at 7:38 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
On Fri, Mar 7, 2014 at 7:57 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
But Richard, if they had reservations, wouldn't that make them hesitate? So,
not get here first? Go figure (-:
On Saturday, March 8, 2014 7:46 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
On Fri, Mar 7, 2014 at 7:38 PM, Pundit
On 3/8/2014 9:23 AM, Share Long wrote:
if they had reservations, wouldn't that make them hesitate?
Christopher Columbus discovered the New World in 1492. When he was
standing on the beach exchanging gifts, one of the native inhabitants
said: But, Chris, why do you call us Indians? Go figure.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
On Thu, Mar 6, 2014 at 8:35 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
On Thu, Mar 6, 2014 at 9:30 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I'm reading a book about
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
On Fri, Mar 7, 2014 at 7:57 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
On Thu, Mar 6, 2014 at 8:35 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 12:11 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Once you've seen one strip shopping center, you've seen a mall.
On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 9:13 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:
LOL, Richard,
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
On Thu, Mar 6, 2014 at 9:30 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 12:11 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Once you've seen
I used to own an origami shop. It folded.
On Tue, Mar 4, 2014 at 5:42 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 7:14 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
How does Moses make his tea?
LOL, Richard, thanks and keep 'em coming...
On Wednesday, March 5, 2014 7:39 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I used to own an origami shop. It folded.
On Tue, Mar 4, 2014 at 5:42 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Once you've seen one strip shopping center, you've seen a mall.
On Wed, Mar 5, 2014 at 9:13 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:
LOL, Richard, thanks and keep 'em coming...
On Wednesday, March 5, 2014 7:39 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com
wrote:
I used to own an origami
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 7:14 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I know a guy who is addicted to
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:44 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 12:12 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
When chemists die, they
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid - he say he can stop anytime.
On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 8:11 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:44 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid - he say he can stop anytime.
On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 8:11 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
A soldier who survived mustard
Ha! Just what I needed. Too bad my kids have outgrown traditional Halloween.
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
On Mon, Mar 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Pundit Sir punditster@...
mailto:punditster@... wrote:
I know a guy who is
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote:
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies
with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a
particular fern were a sure cure for
When chemists die, they barium.
On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:41 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote:
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 12:12 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
When chemists die, they barium.
On Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 9:41 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
On Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM,
There were three Indian squaws.
One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept
on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two
each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin
had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that...the squaw
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies
with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a
particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.
When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in
the eye and said,
An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man.
After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of
elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew,and
swallow one inch of the leather every day.
After a month, the medicine man
Richard, imho these are very good for preventing dementia and or Alzheimers (-:
On Tuesday, December 3, 2013 12:25 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.com
wrote:
An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man.
After a brief examination, the medicine man took
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name
missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the
local civic official who apologized profusely saying, I must have taken
Leif
off my census.
On Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM, Share Long
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins
that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.
One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap
some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road.
Afraid to wake
Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to
produce other products, and since they already made the cases for watches,
they used them to produce compasses.
The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or
Mexico rather than California .
This,
A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets
and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as
saying, We have absolutely nothing to go on.
On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 12:08 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote:
Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war
with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the
Euphrates,
the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to
Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.
Croesus said, I'll give
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